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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Officer Pete Eakins calling from the Federal Bureau

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Speaker 1: of International Affairs. I was looking to speak with Rosalind.

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Speaker 2: This is she.

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Speaker 1: Hello Roslin. Let me introduce myself one more time. My

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Speaker 1: name is Officer Pete Eakins and I'm calling from the

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Speaker 1: Federal Bureau of International Affairs. Okay, how can I help you? Well,

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Speaker 1: I need to speak with you about an incident that

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Speaker 1: happened recently while you were in Italy.

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Speaker 2: I'm not really aware of any incidents that I hope.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was in Italy, but there were no incidents.

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Speaker 1: Is then no incidence in Italy, not at.

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Speaker 2: All, not that I'm aware of. It's just on vacation.

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Speaker 1: I want to let you know we at the Bureau

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Speaker 1: of International Affairs take our job very seriously, and we

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Speaker 1: have a lot of us to do, and we're very busy,

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Speaker 1: and we do not like them when people waste our time.

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Speaker 2: So oh yeah, well I feel yeah, I am at

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Speaker 2: work as well, so I don't I just don't know.

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Speaker 1: What this is about. Tell me about the urchin. That's

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Speaker 1: why I'm calling. I'm sorry about about the what the

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Speaker 1: incident with the urchin?

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Speaker 2: John, You remember the thing I stepped on.

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Speaker 1: It is not a thing. It is a living creature.

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Speaker 1: It is a sea urchin. Yes, I need to ask

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Speaker 1: you some questions about the incident with the urchin.

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Speaker 2: Uh. I mean, we were just at the beach and

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Speaker 2: I was just in the water, swimming and talking to

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Speaker 2: my friend, and I put my feet down on a

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Speaker 2: rock and there was an urchin in the rock and

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Speaker 2: that's spine got You'm gonna stop.

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Speaker 1: You right there. We gonna stop you right there because

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Speaker 1: I need to remind you of something. As an American

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Speaker 1: traveling international, you are a representative of this country, so

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Speaker 1: you need to handle yourself accordingly.

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Speaker 2: Travel do not swim on these rocks. There were no

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Speaker 2: signs other people were on the rock like it.

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Speaker 1: Was just normal. I thought it would be a good

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Speaker 1: idea to jump down there and assault an urchin in

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Speaker 1: Italian waters?

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Speaker 2: Are you actually serious right now? Like, I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't make any I'm sorry, but like it doesn't

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Speaker 2: make any sense.

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Speaker 1: Was there a reason that you didn't report? Was the

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Speaker 1: reason who was injured? Is there a reason with that?

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Speaker 1: When you came back into the United States. You did

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Speaker 1: not report that you had a scuffle with a urchin

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Speaker 1: because it wasn't It was.

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Speaker 2: An injury at a beach and the fisherman pulled the

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Speaker 2: spine out of my foot, and it's just like he's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: this happens all the time. And then like you know,

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Speaker 2: like then they were sweet and they give me pissecco

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Speaker 2: and like I was glad to be This happens all

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Speaker 2: the time, Like I wasn't doing anything wrong, like you

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Speaker 2: now you're telling you I did something wrong.

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Speaker 1: Well, when you got back to the US and you

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Speaker 1: were going through customs, you should have reported that you've

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Speaker 1: got in a fight with an urchin. Oh why why?

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Speaker 2: Why? I've been injured abroad several times. There's nothing that

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Speaker 2: says were you injured while broad There's something on the floor.

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Speaker 2: They didn't even have performed this time when I came back,

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Speaker 2: So all sorts of bacteria that wasn't even there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm assuming you didn't go to your own doctor

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Speaker 1: and get a chamydia test.

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Speaker 2: Why would I get a chamyte a test for the.

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Speaker 1: Urgent communical diseases. Urchins carry colmydia like crazy, and you

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Speaker 1: may have brought a strain of super chmydia from that

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Speaker 1: urgent back into the United States of America, and it's

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Speaker 1: completely reckless.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you will.

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Speaker 1: Have to face real like what is going on? Like really,

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Speaker 1: what's going on right now? Is what's going on? Is

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Speaker 1: I am having trouble understanding why you would have such

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Speaker 1: an attitude with an officer from the Federal Bureau of

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Speaker 1: International Affairs. But it's fine. Oh yeah, we will be

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Speaker 1: sending will be sending out a fine. If it is

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Speaker 1: not paid, it is punishable by jail time, So you

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Speaker 1: will be receiving a fine of twenty four hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: I'm sor sure I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: Get a fine. I think this is total bolt.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, you will be hearing from my

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Speaker 2: lawyers because I don't put up with harassment, and you're

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Speaker 2: harassing me while I am at work.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'll just tell you that Lilah sets you

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Speaker 1: up for this prank phone call, and then maybe you'll

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Speaker 1: calm down.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's such a This is.

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Speaker 1: Actually Jewble from the Jewbill Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your friend Lilah set you up.

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Speaker 2: You're both dumb, You're both dumb, and you both owe

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Speaker 2: me drinks. This was very stressful and stupid, and I'm

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Speaker 2: suing you for emotional stress. And if you do not

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Speaker 2: buy me two bottles of champagne and give me free

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Speaker 2: concert tickets, then.

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Speaker 1: I'll bring the Urgin along with me. You're so dumb.

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Speaker 2: She's stupider than you are.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties,