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Speaker 1: ready ready? Ready? Isn't it? I don't feel like doing

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Speaker 1: that fake thing with Arnold. It all started when a

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Speaker 1: it live. Get back to sore losers. Where's energy? Guys?

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Speaker 1: What up everybody? I'm Lunchbox. I know the most about sports.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty much a sports genius. What's up everyone? I'm Eddie

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Speaker 1: and I know the least about sports. But I'm your

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Speaker 1: average sports and your sports watcher. Don't know the who's who's,

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Speaker 1: don't know the what's what. Sometimes I like to gamble,

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Speaker 1: and it was not a good weekend for that fake

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Speaker 1: get like you like? I damn it? What up? Y'all?

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Speaker 1: At siss and I'm from the North, alpha male living

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Speaker 1: much else to say, boys, over to you, Oh man,

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Speaker 1: we're all short. Ray put all his money on Rory.

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Speaker 1: He lost, so I didn't. The couple's account was Fridays

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Speaker 1: when we did Rory. We did Rory on Saturday and

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Speaker 1: And then he screwed us real bad on Sunday. Boys,

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Speaker 1: bottom of the UFC was early on Saturday morning, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it really was. Where was it. It was in New York.

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Speaker 1: But I guess they're gonna do an ABC at one broadcast.

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Speaker 1: So it was early, and I got excited. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: Let's go. Yeah, same thing. So then I start betting

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Speaker 1: on UFC. I'm betting on golf. I pick Cameron Smith

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Speaker 1: I'll put five dollars on him whatever. I think his

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Speaker 1: I won that one. Cameron Smith wins the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, boys, up, I'm at ninety five dollars, mother Poper,

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Speaker 1: I'm killing it. So what I do. I'm like, it's Sunday,

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Speaker 1: Camon Smith didn't win it till Sunday. You just said

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Speaker 1: you won Cameron Smith one. Yeah, Sunday morning, your days

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Speaker 1: are off. No Sunday morning. Oh so Sunday morning betting

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Speaker 1: is different than Sunday afternoon, coach, when when all your

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Speaker 1: sports are done, I mean with the British Open, we're

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Speaker 1: in Scotland it's six hours ahead, so apparently that's three pm.

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Speaker 1: But it didn't matter though on Saturday because they would

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Speaker 1: and you were actually watching the replay thinking it was live.

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Speaker 1: it when Rory admit it was like four So was

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Speaker 1: But we also bet it earlier, so it's not like

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Speaker 1: already over. No. I woke up and I told her, hey, Rory,

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Speaker 1: you can call on a Monday for a Saturday tea time. No,

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Speaker 1: he can control his car, but he can't control Chase

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Speaker 1: when we talk golf, the list and this, but remember

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Speaker 1: I didn't like that. And also we didn't even talk

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Speaker 1: Shut up, smacked the ship up? Now? Can we stop?

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Speaker 1: his and odds to start today he was even money.

418
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Speaker 1: It was him and Victor or even money. And then

419
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 1: you could have bet cam Smith on Sunday he was

420
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,480
Speaker 1: ten times your money. Was Cameron Young was twenty times

421
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,439
Speaker 1: your money? Right? But I'm saying at the start of Sunday,

422
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 1: did we really feel the need for speed to talk?

423
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,800
Speaker 1: Did we need that? Did we need to talk to

424
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Speaker 1: Rory there? I mean, it's just so awkward, and you

425
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 1: know it is it is an achievement to finish. Second, yeah,

426
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,399
Speaker 1: you're right. Third poetic, thank you? Okay, I forget it.

427
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 1: And they should interview Sorry for interrupting Ray. They should

428
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 1: interview Cameron Young. Did they interview him? No? I didn't

429
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 1: see it. I see that's more of a good story.

430
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 1: Did you see all the fans They didn't want to

431
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 1: wait to cross the They're jumping in the canal and

432
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 1: some of them were getting stuck in out of there,

433
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:17,479
Speaker 1: get their feet all the way, like wait for the bridge,

434
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 1: y'all calmed out, guys, Realistically, how many strokes do you

435
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 1: think it would take us to get out of one

436
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 1: of those bunkers? Not realistically? Oh I already no. I

437
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 1: told my wife. I looked my wife in the eye,

438
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,639
Speaker 1: and I go, you know how he just made that

439
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 1: look that easy. I swear to God, I could not

440
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 1: get out of one of those bunkers if I did

441
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,919
Speaker 1: my best shot ever, I couldn't get out of it. No, No,

442
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 1: we would have to go backwards. But I don't have

443
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 1: to go back I don't know how to shoot up straight.

444
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't even think you would know how to get

445
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 1: backwards without that room. If it's right up against the front,

446
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you have room to hit

447
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: it backwards in the sand. Can you take a drop

448
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,120
Speaker 1: like the guys had to, like a couple of times,

449
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 1: had to move it back six inches because you have

450
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Speaker 1: to hit it. So they had to fight fake some

451
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 1: kind of swing and they just like knock it like

452
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Speaker 1: two winches and then they do it actually have to

453
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Speaker 1: hit it. I mean, those bucks are brutal ulous. It

454
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 1: was kind of fun to see some of it, like

455
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: Sea Woo Kim I think he was in one one time, dude,

456
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 1: because then they'd have to hit it six inches, then

457
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 1: they'd have to hit it back and then they would

458
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 1: have to hit it onto the green. It was kind

459
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 1: of fun to see him do that because they looked

460
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 1: like us. They humanized them. No, he does. And the

461
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 1: course was the wind never picked up and the course

462
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 1: was wait, I mean it was super easy for everybody. Oh,

463
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: of course it was. They were shooting for twenty. There

464
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 1: was the lowest score in the history of the tournament.

465
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Speaker 1: But they, the announcers wanted us to think through his wind.

466
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, the winds are always what was that

467
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 1: Jim Tariko was blowing in the mica. Did they put

468
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: the fan up to it? But they wanted it to

469
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,160
Speaker 1: be this big thing. Oh, in Scotland the winds are

470
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Speaker 1: so bustling, and they would show the wind thing and

471
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: it's eight or nine miles an hour, Like, guys, that's

472
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,439
Speaker 1: not wind at all. This is a little off topic.

473
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Speaker 1: But they kept showing Shane Lowry because he's a Scottish,

474
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Speaker 1: Irish player, Scottish player. I don't know, he's he wanted

475
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Speaker 1: like a couple of years ago, and they kept showing

476
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Speaker 1: him even though he was like, you know, and that's

477
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Speaker 1: why they interviewed Rory's he's from over there, so I

478
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 1: understand Irish, don't, okay, But anyway, so so they keep

479
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: showing Shane Lowry and I'm thinking, like and don't take

480
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: this the wrong way and no offense. But he's a

481
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 1: big dude, and I'm thinking, you play golf, what five

482
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 1: days a week? Every day you're like and you walk

483
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: and you walk the course. So John Dailey, he's a

484
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,479
Speaker 1: fat dude. John Dailey is not. I mean he's not

485
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Speaker 1: playing a lot. John Dailey doesn't play every week. How

486
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Speaker 1: I mean Shane Lowry must eat pretty bad. Huh, hold on,

487
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: there's a lot. I mean Jason Dufner, he finally got

488
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Speaker 1: he's better than Shane Lowry. Let me, I mean, happy

489
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: barn rat that dude. Hey, you know that dude pounds

490
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: some fast food. I'm just expecting to watch a random

491
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Speaker 1: Sunday and be like, oh, look at Shane, you finally

492
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,640
Speaker 1: lost his weight. Good for him. But like they're not.

493
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Speaker 1: They must really eat bad for them to walk every

494
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Speaker 1: day of their life and not lose weight. So you're

495
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: saying when he goes back to the clubhouse, he's feasting.

496
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 1: I mean, coach, he has to feast every he's calling

497
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: uber eats multiple times. I would think, so, man, they

498
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: don't even have him on the list of biggest golfers.

499
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: Did you guys notice that when they went to two

500
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 1: eight pounds league. Oh, Kenny Perry two oh five, Phil

501
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,439
Speaker 1: Mickelson two hundred. No, no, that those guys aren't two

502
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 1: forty Tim Herron to fifty. You're looking at the list

503
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Speaker 1: from Hey, what happened to Phil? He looks weird. He's

504
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,199
Speaker 1: got a mustache, and he kind of looks like he's

505
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: going through some stuff. I think, I think. And then also,

506
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 1: every time they showed Dustin Johnson on TV, the announced like, um,

507
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 1: Dustin Johnson, but here they were a little skeptical announcing

508
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: a live player. But here's the thing, guys, you gotta think, Look,

509
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:59,679
Speaker 1: we know them. We know DJ Michelson Tiger as wearing

510
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: a holo and nice pleated pants and a ball cap

511
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: every day time we see him. So if we saw

512
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 1: them out on a random Tuesday somewhere, we probably wouldn't

513
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: recognize him because it's like, wait a minute, is that

514
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,880
Speaker 1: because I normally see him with a cap on. And

515
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Speaker 1: what's your point, coach Phil? This is Phil dominatory, This

516
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: is Phil without any kind of restrictions. This is Phil

517
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Speaker 1: being like, finally I get to beat myself and grow

518
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Speaker 1: out a mustache. No way in hell did p G

519
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: a Phil? Was he able to grow a mustache and

520
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: do whatever he wants. Wear sunglasses. You know how much

521
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 1: they made fun of him by wearing sunglasses every day

522
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 1: every tournament. You can wear sunglass, I know, but they

523
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 1: would make fun of him, like, oh feels where the sunglasses? Remember?

524
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: He would do it thumbs up. Phils always wanted to

525
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: be different, but felt like he couldn't be did he

526
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: dominatrix with all black man? When he started living all

527
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: black mustache and sunglasses? When he started looking so creepy

528
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 1: like he would like you know, when he took time

529
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: away from golf, it was he like gonna dungeon in

530
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 1: a sex colt or something because he looks horrendous. My

531
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: point is he's finally getting to be the field he's

532
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: always wanted to be. So he's always been filled the freak,

533
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 1: but he's been the freaky side, has been hidden under round.

534
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: You don't know who's a freak or not. I mean,

535
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: we thought Tiger was a great a person, freaking Perkins

536
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: that's what he was. We found out he's a freak.

537
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 1: Do you guys want to break down the Major League BA?

538
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: What do you guys think? Listen? What what has my

539
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: point been for weeks on end. It is called hereditary,

540
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 1: it is called the d n A, it is called

541
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: the Thoroughbred's. Matt Holidays kid gets picked number one. Who

542
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: is Matt Holiday, one of the greatest power hitters in

543
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 1: Major League Baseball history? And guess what his kid goes

544
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: number one. If you got it in your blood, your

545
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: kid's gonna get drafted. It doesn't matter about all these

546
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: other people. It's in the DNA. It's in that all.

547
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: Hang up and listen, and you know who went number three?

548
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 1: Where did Matt Holidays could go Still Water or something.

549
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: He's from home, but he got drafted. Number one apparently

550
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: hits like Arizona. I mean you won't see him for

551
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 1: like three years. But yeah, but then number three, does

552
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: anyone go straight to the pros? No? Very rare. You

553
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 1: gotta play Ryce Harper maybe, yeah, but number three overall

554
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: Andrew Jones kid Chipper Jones. Andrew Jones is kid Adam

555
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: Jones now Andrew Jones old center fielder. I don't know

556
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: who he is. Seriously, the only brave I know is

557
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: Chipper Jones, and I'll hang up and listen. I don't

558
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: know David Justice, well, I know him too, but a Jones. Oh,

559
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: I don't know Adam Jones. Andrew Jon God, who is he? Oh?

560
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: My god? Are you serious? I mean, does everyone know

561
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: who Andrew Jones is? Ray? Do you know Andrew Jones

562
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: was on the best players in the Braves history? Yes

563
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: he was, No, no chance? Aaron, Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Hank,

564
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: Aaron Hank, Aaron Dave Justice, Dion Sanders, Uh, John Smoltz, Schultz,

565
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: John Rocker. Uh, who's the guy with one hand? Abbott? Yeah,

566
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: he's a badass. Who else? I don't think he played

567
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: for the break Um, Jim Abbott played for the Braves?

568
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: Who else? Mom? But uh more? Ohh come on, Chipper Jones,

569
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: of course, and then give me Freddie Freeman and I'll

570
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: hang up and listen. Got him? What about Dale Murphy?

571
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 1: He was to me? He was a Baltimore oriole. Jim Abbott.

572
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: Let's see, he played for the Angels, the Yankees, the

573
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: White Sox and there you go. Alright, alright, maybe not

574
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: the guy on one hand, but everyone else, but everyone else? Oh,

575
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: Tom Glavin, throw him on the lists. Greg Maddox forgot

576
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: about him? What's our point with this? Mark? No one

577
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: knows who Adam Jones is whatever Jones for the Oriole

578
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: And that's my point. I'll hang up and listen. But yes,

579
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: it is amazing, right Hereditary jeans jeans? Who got picked third?

580
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: And who's his dad? Andrew Jones? His son picked third?

581
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: Kumar Rocker was picked second. That's our dude from Vandy. Yeah, oh,

582
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: I know that guy. He got picked tenth overall last

583
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: year and then they didn't like his medicals so they

584
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: didn't sign him. So he was uh something in his shoulder.

585
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: They didn't like what they saw something, so he didn't

586
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: get signed. To have your problem with his shoulder, so

587
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: he didn't get to play. Oh my god. So he

588
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: had a choice to go back to Vandy or play

589
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: independent ball. He played independent ball and he got drafted

590
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: number two overall. He was good in college year. Yes,

591
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: but this weekend, guys, my son turned four years old. Wow,

592
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: and let me tell you can't talk about here. It

593
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:47,239
Speaker 1: was pretty cool show. So it was awesome. And for

594
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Speaker 1: his birthday we went to the Nashville soccer game. Right.

595
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Speaker 1: Did he want to do that? Yeah? He loves his

596
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: dad wanted to did you ask him? He counts down

597
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: the number of sleeps still the games? Okay, but we

598
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: had his birthday party on Saturday. Uh, and it was

599
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: really just at a public park where we have kids

600
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:09,479
Speaker 1: from his class a lot of money. Absolutely, they're four

601
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: years old. They don't care. No, sorry, kids, that man

602
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: over there a m just try and do the birthday party. Guys,

603
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: play over here, not over there. Don't touch the man

604
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: in his plastic paper back. That's a don't touch. That's

605
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,479
Speaker 1: not a fun needle, that's the bad kind. I did

606
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: have to wake someone sleeping on the park bench to

607
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: see if we could use that table anyway. That's okay,

608
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: that's not the point of the story. I didn't think

609
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: he cared about his birthday because we weren't gonna have

610
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: a birthday party. Said that for years, you've been like,

611
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: kids don't care about their birth at this age. I

612
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: don't think they care at son, you were never born.

613
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: We started getting invitations to more birthday party and he

614
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: kept going and then I'll have my birthday party, and

615
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: then I'll have my birthday party. And I was like, well, crap,

616
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: we better have a birthday party. So we play on

617
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: this birthday party in five days. Like we were like, okay,

618
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: this is this is the parents that you know we

619
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Speaker 1: we are go to party city. They got they got

620
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: all your needs for parties. So we go and we

621
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Speaker 1: we were ready for the party. We're we're gonna have it.

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00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: We're tell him, hey, IF's Mars your party, everything is

623
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: gonna be great. Excited. He wakes up at four thirty

624
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: in the morning and and I go downstairs and he

625
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: is sitting up in his bed, wide awake. So he's

626
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: been awake for a while, but he hasn't. He's just

627
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: been sitting in his bed. And he looks at me

628
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: and goes, dad out, why is it not my birthday yet?

629
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: It is taking four ever And I'm my son, it's

630
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,959
Speaker 1: four thirty in the morning. You need to go back

631
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: to bed. But technically it was his birthday, No, it

632
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: was not. It was his birthday party day anyway, it

633
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's his birthday birthday yesterday, Sunday. So we

634
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 1: have and so when we get up to go to

635
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: the party, guess who's still asleep? My son, because he's

636
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: so excited. He had been up hours in the middle

637
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: of the night that he wouldn't wake up. So I

638
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: finally had to go get him out of bed and

639
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: we go to the party because grumpy is crap. Grumpy

640
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: is crap. But when that first friend arrived, Marvin Noanas

641
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: from the soccer team, Malcolm Malcolm Malcolm shows up and

642
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: he's like, there's Malcolm, and he runs up and he

643
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: gives him his party favors right away. Hey. They started

644
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: kicking the soccer ball back and forth, and I was like, wow.

645
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: And then Gwynn shows up and he goes, Dad, there's

646
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: Gwen's dad. Okay, well, gwyn was there, but he was

647
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: excited to see Gwyn's dad for some reason. My dad,

648
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: I have never seen my son so excited. It was

649
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: pretty cool because he loves birthday parties. It's important to

650
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: have birthday parties for kids, and you just learned that.

651
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: I'm happy for it was Neat, which personally gets seventy

652
00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: two of them. I was worried. I was worried he

653
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: was going to be shy, because sometimes when we get

654
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: to go to these get togethers with kids from his class,

655
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: he's really shy, doesn't talk to anyone. Was like, gosh,

656
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: thats gonna suck. I'm always talking to the moms. It's

657
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: gonna be his birthday and he's not gonna talk to

658
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: any of the kids. Oh my gosh, I couldn't have

659
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: been more wrong. Great birthday party, so much fun hit.

660
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: Did all the kids bring their dads? Any of them

661
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: bring their moms? Uh? Some brought moms, some brought dads,

662
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: some brought both. Point moms, Zack Wilson style. No point dad.

663
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, point dads because back when I

664
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: was a kid, dad's never dude. My dad would have

665
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: ever gone to a dad. Never around. Now you go,

666
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 1: there's a lot of dads, a lot of dads. It's

667
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:41,240
Speaker 1: a different time. Countries turned proud of it. Got my flag.

668
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: Then his favorite players, Walker Zimmerman. Here he comes and

669
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: from Nashville, SC. And he kept talking about every time

670
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: we go to get there's Walker, there's Walker. So I

671
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: was thinking about getting my walkers zimmerm in Jersey as

672
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: an investor. Why don't you talk to Walker? And then

673
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: we drive by and you know, houses have the nash

674
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: O Soccer Club flag hanging outside, and he's like, Dad,

675
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: happen we should get a flag for our house. And

676
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: then he'd be like maybe for my birthday. Maybe for

677
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: my birthday. And I was like, dang, he wants a

678
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: Nashville flag. But I couldn't decide if he would rather

679
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: have a Walker Zimmerman jersey or a flag. So I

680
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 1: put it on Instagram and I was like, what should

681
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 1: I get him the flag to hang above his bed

682
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: or the Walkers Zimmerman jersey always ask your true friends

683
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: on socials and Walker Zimmerman replied what and he said

684
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: what time? He said there is only one answer to

685
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: that question, Happy birthday, baby box. And I was like,

686
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: oh my god. But that was it. He I thought

687
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 1: he was gonna say, and I'll send a jersey. No,

688
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: so he obviously wanted me to say the jersey. But

689
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: I was expecting him to say, I'll send you a

690
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: jersey that had been awesome, or I'm gonna go to

691
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: the birthday party, or I'm gonna go to to the birthday party.

692
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: But neither of those happened. He did reply and say

693
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 1: happy birthday, but that was it. The President the United

694
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,839
Speaker 1: States respond and say, you need to fly America's flag. No,

695
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 1: I know we're gonna hang it about and I got

696
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: one from Biden. Well Biden. Walker didn't show up, but

697
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 1: Biden did. He let's your Biden. I love your policy.

698
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: Everybody up, salute everyone, Malcolm, get up, salute. I love

699
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 1: the motorcade. What are these guys? Oh? The Secret Service?

700
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: Padding me down? This is your commander in chief. Where's

701
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: Condoleeza Rice today? Oh? You guys can't all fly the

702
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: same place. I get it always in a different plane.

703
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: When what's wrong with you? I'm Republican. So we didn't

704
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: know what to get him. So we decided we'll let

705
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: him decide. We take him to the Nashville soccer game

706
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: last night. We get there a little early, and we

707
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: take him to the big team store and we say,

708
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: wow that, and we say you get to pick out

709
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: one thing. You pick out what ever you want? One

710
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: a sixer, I think. And we walk around and like

711
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: a cigarettes, there's the jerseys and I showed him the jersey.

712
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: How you said, anything you want? I said, one thing? Anything,

713
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: you want anything? And he looks at that. He sees

714
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,439
Speaker 1: a soccer ball. He wants a soccer ball. He looks

715
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: at the scarfs. He's like, man, I don't know, wrap

716
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: it up. So we've been here for thirty minutes and

717
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: so finally he settles on it. You want to pack

718
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: a gum a key chain? I mean, I would have

719
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: been so happy about that. He picked out an eight

720
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: dollar key chain. We're talking about a four year old

721
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: that has no keys to put on the key chain,

722
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: but that is what he settled on. I gave him

723
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: the pick of the litter and he found the littlest

724
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 1: grain in that whole thing. Is that that's what I want?

725
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: Birthday baby? That was him saying I want to get

726
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: out of here and not go to this game. He's like, here, now,

727
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: give me the keys I can put in this chain.

728
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: I still haven't been to Geodas. I need to get

729
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: down there. Is that how you pronounce that geodas geodas part?

730
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: What is that? What's GeoDa I don't know. Somebody was

731
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: telling me it's pronounced China. No, no, no, no, it

732
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with that. As an investor, did

733
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: you pick out the man investor? Didn't have anything to

734
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: do with the name. But I'm just telling you it

735
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 1: was a great moment. Cha. I looked at my wife

736
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 1: and I said, let's go. Didn't try to convince him

737
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: not to get the key chain. I just went with

738
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 1: the key chain and that was what he got. And

739
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: then the soccer team lost by ten. They did probably

740
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: lost two to one. As an investor, it's not been

741
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: a very promising season. Who l A c l a's

742
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: always getting there. That's Will Ferrell. Team should know that

743
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: they still got Backham. You guys didn't need at the

744
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: owners owners lunch? What the owners lunch? You go to

745
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: the owners, not are to the ownership. He's got catchup

746
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 1: all over his sweater. How's it going, Mr Farrell? I

747
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: loved you an anchor me. How's your team doing? How's

748
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: the weather out west? No? Sorry about those fires with

749
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: the sequoias. You guys finally get him put out? Yeah,

750
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: my son just peas on things when you're like fires.

751
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: And then my son kept getting mad at me because

752
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: I kept throughout the night, I kept going, whose birthday

753
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: is it? He's like mine? And then finally, on about

754
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: the eighth time I said it yesterday, he goes dead

755
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: at Why do you always say that? I was like,

756
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 1: because it's your birthday? He goes, But you've already said

757
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: it enough got him point agree, coach. Sometimes you just

758
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: don't shut up, baby, but you want to. You're the

759
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: one that tells me I need to celebrate the birthday,

760
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: be excited about the birthday. You said it five times already.

761
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 1: It's enough, I thought, I'm with baby Box on this one,

762
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: and that's enough. Coach. He already knows what's socially acceptable

763
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: and cool. And you what you were doing was uncool.

764
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: Your son already sounds way cooler than you. Well, you

765
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 1: also say it, so hopefully people will be like, oh,

766
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: happy birthday, and maybe they'll give you something like oh,

767
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: when you're in the t did you tell him that?

768
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: I didn't tell him all that, but in my head,

769
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, you say it like, oh, it's your birthday.

770
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: We have a special day where we do this for

771
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: your birthday, or we'll put this and you know, and dude,

772
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 1: it's not Tequila's and West Nashville. They're not gonna come

773
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 1: what rubbed whipped cream all over his face and put

774
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: a shot in his mouth and make him do a

775
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: blowjob shot like Scopas got what do you want him

776
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: to do to the kid? Hey, bubb, you guys got

777
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: four four rose crowns. Bubb, it's brunch at noon on

778
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: a Thursday. You tell ray what you're trying to do.

779
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I put a damper on your dream. What

780
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: I did? My wife did? I guess follow the notes,

781
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,879
Speaker 1: but that's why I didn't respond coach, because I don't

782
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're doing as a family. She

783
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: makes she calls all the shots, but go ahead and

784
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: fill Ray in. Right. I'm trying to I'm trying to

785
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: form a super team, right because soccer seasons coming up,

786
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: and last season we were terrible, and so I know

787
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: we need to inject some new blood into Team Snacks. Well,

788
00:40:53,280 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: if you need some superteam advice, asked Lebron. So I

789
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: recruited Eddie's kid, Scuba's kid to join our team to

790
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 1: be a dynamic, dominating force in the three and four

791
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: year old soccer league. Because I keep my team a

792
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: Team Snacks, but I add these two new players. They're

793
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: a little bit older, a little bit more intense, show

794
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 1: my team some toughness, and we dominate the whole league.

795
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: So I send the text to Eddie and his wife. First,

796
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: Scuba responds on his text and he said he's in

797
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: So his son is joining Team Snacks. Then I sent

798
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: it to Eddie and his wife. I said, guys, we

799
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: gotta plan in motion to form a super team. We

800
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 1: are recruiting your son to join Team Snacks. And I

801
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: see the little bubbles, bubb I'm all right here, we

802
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: go the bubbles away. When the bubbles go away, and

803
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: it goes but it says, says our son. Our other

804
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: two kids are playing flag football. We're not gonna let

805
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: our kids play soccer. I just need you to sign

806
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: in this place. There's another part. He's doing something else. No,

807
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: I don't remember moving on to baseball travel ball at

808
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: three years old. This is regular baseball. He was preparing

809
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: for them. You got to be kidding me. I was like,

810
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: at three years old, you are putting he's playing with

811
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: the eleven year olds and so yes, right his he

812
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: crushed my dreams of a super team. I wanted to

813
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 1: be the first super team in the three and four

814
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: year old division. I wanted to start out just like

815
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: they do in the NBA and see if we could

816
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: make it work. If they can make it work, we

817
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: can make it work. And Eddie crushed at all. We

818
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: just don't think Team Snacks is a good fit for

819
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: our for our son. I would agree, you got. I mean,

820
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: it's it's like it's like if you have the number

821
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: one prospect, say my son is arch Manning, right hold on,

822
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: and Army comes up and says, we would like to

823
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: recruit your son. No, I'm good, thank you. That's where

824
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: we're at. And I owe money Bubba. Yeah. And Scuba's

825
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: first response was, so what what what day are we

826
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: gonna what days of the practices? Yeah, you need to practice.

827
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: And I said, Scuba, we are not going to practice.

828
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: You need practices. And he said, how are they going

829
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,240
Speaker 1: to know what to do in the game? And I said,

830
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: that's how. That's a good point because my son played

831
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: sucker last season. It was an absolute waste of my

832
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 1: f and time because the coach was a little bit

833
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: and never but I'm sure there's n ask guy, I

834
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: just kid. But like, but the fact that there's never

835
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: any practice or any sort of like fundamentals or anything.

836
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: It's just like, hey, every week, parents come here and

837
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: watch your kids do whatever the hell they're gonna do

838
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,720
Speaker 1: the field because we've set no structure, there's no practice,

839
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: there's no they don't know anything. They're playing tag the

840
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: whole time. It's sometimes I play soccer. It would be

841
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: better if you just threw them in an ice rink

842
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: and just let him run around. Better if we didn't

843
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: even show up. If better we just stay at home

844
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: and did something else. So if you if you want

845
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: to win, lunch box practice, practice, Take your team seriously,

846
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: start running drills and practice at least one day a week,

847
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: at least one day at practice. I told Scoob, I said,

848
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: maybe this isn't the team for you. And then all right,

849
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: we're still in. We're still in. You know, first I

850
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: made a slide comment about like, yeah, I want to

851
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 1: be a losing team again. I wanna I wanna be

852
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: in a winning team, and we're gonna be a winning Scooba,

853
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 1: you ever thought about coaching? I love the coach. Yeah,

854
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: well then you should start your own team. I think

855
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: I will, and then maybe we'll consider playing for you guys.

856
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: Exactly like, there's no way, there's no way, there is

857
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: no way I'll kick your kids team's ass. No, Scooba

858
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 1: wouldn't know how to coach soccer. He doesn't know anything

859
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: about their three. You're not running plays, coach. You're literally

860
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: saying ball from here into that goal. And previous coaches

861
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: never even did that. They told them nothing. It was

862
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: just a free for all. Was like, all right, I

863
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: would have fun. And it was thirty minutes just running

864
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: around playing tag. Some kids are playing, some kids are

865
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: laying on the ground. Where's your kid tired afterwards. Well,

866
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: I still actually came there to play because I told

867
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: him I was his own coach. I was like, look, dude, um,

868
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: here's what you need. Your kid did never play tag.

869
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 1: My kid played tag, said, I said, the sucker, and

870
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: then he goes oh, and he got quickly back into

871
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: the game and scored a goal. He's one of those dads.

872
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 1: He's gonna be the dad that was on Team Snacks

873
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: that complained about the field conditions. You want to know

874
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: how much you don't pay you don't care about your team.

875
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: You called it Team Snacks because they wouldn't play. They

876
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: would just eat snacks. That's how much you don't care

877
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: about your team. I don't know. I do care. But

878
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: after the first game of everybody leaving the field to

879
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: go get snacks, we were sitting around like trying to

880
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: come up with a team name, and one of the

881
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: parents said, maybe we should be called Team Snacks. He

882
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: and I said, that's a Listen. What you're already showing

883
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: is you're gonna be the overbearing parent. You almost have

884
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: more passion for the team Snacks than the team Snacks

885
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: has for the Team Snacks. Let that sit in for

886
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: a second. Oh, hold on, let's think about that. What

887
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm seeing is that's almost as deep as if you're

888
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: gonna go play golf, you better be ready to swing.

889
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: He was preparing for another season right now. This this

890
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 1: is already showed, starting to show true colors. You're gonna

891
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: force your kid to play a sport and he doesn't

892
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 1: want to play. No, my kid wants to play. Maybe

893
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: he doesn't. Have you asked him. Yes, he always wants

894
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: to go outside and kick the soccer ball in the store.

895
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: In the gift store, picking a soccer ball would have

896
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: been a normal choice. He picked a key chain. That

897
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: is huge. That's deep. I did not put two and

898
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: two together, but that's so true. Maybe he wants to

899
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 1: be a race car driver. Yesterday when we were opening presents,

900
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: Granny and Grandpa sent a present and it's wrapped up.

901
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 1: I put it on the table and he goes, maybe

902
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 1: it's a new soccer ball. It wasn't, but he thought,

903
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: run to Dollar General real quick. But he already has

904
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 1: a soccer ball. That's right, we have five footballs. You

905
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: want to know how many soccer balls Christian Ronaldo had

906
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: grown up. Probably not. He probably played with a pair

907
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: of socks. Huh, I don't get it. There was a

908
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: report that he had two thousand soccer balls at one point.

909
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, what's the socks got? All those kids played

910
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: in impoverished communities, didn't they. Yeah, a lot of them

911
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 1: don't have soccer balls, and they talk a bunch of

912
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: socks together shirts or making into a ball like any

913
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: of the people that are good on TV. Guarantee, they

914
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: didn't play with the actual ball. They played with some

915
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,399
Speaker 1: makeshift thing that was a ball for That's where they

916
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: developed the passion. A lot of these guys weren't swinging

917
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: at baseballs. They're swinging at bottle caps, and that's how

918
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: they developed the most amazing hand eye coordination. Okay, you

919
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: listen to that bub, you listen to that point. Ray,

920
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: So you're telling me, Ray, No, let me get this straight.

921
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,280
Speaker 1: You're telling me that I should throw my kids balls

922
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: away and just give them foil and be like, there

923
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: you go make your balls. Yeah, we used to play

924
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: foil baseball in my parents house. Yes, maybe you can

925
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: get good spins on these. Do they have baseball gloves? Yes,

926
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: take those away and cut off a milk carton. That's right.

927
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: Soft hands, soft hands. Hum, let me show you how

928
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: soft mine are, right, but your hands the mind, maybe

929
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: him earn that baseball glove. Guys, let me tell you

930
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: about my three year old. Now we're talking about big

931
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: cowboys fan. Why because since the day he was born,

932
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: you say the word football, it's followed by cowboys. So

933
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: now any football team, anyone playing football, he sees the football,

934
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: he says, football cowboys, football cowboys, football cowboys. There's always

935
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 1: another one that follows at football cowboys. He walks. He

936
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: walks by the TV. They're showing Tom Brady football cowboys. Yeah,

937
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: that's all right, football cowboys. Well, we took him to

938
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: the doctor because they wanted to do a color test

939
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: on his eyes. So they show him like, all right,

940
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: what is this? Uh? I went to the square. That's

941
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,760
Speaker 1: square square? Okay, good foot point, all right, there's a flower.

942
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: Point to the flower. Out of all these pictures, flower

943
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: right there? Boom pass, Now where's the cowboy? And they

944
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 1: had a cartoon drawing of a cowboy. He's like he

945
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: started scratching his head. He's like, I don't a star.

946
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: I don't see a football, no cowboy redskin there you go? No, no, no,

947
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 1: there's a cowboy in there. He's like, no, no, no, no, cowboy,

948
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 1: there's no cowboy, and me and my wife looking at

949
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: each other. He's like, he's looking for the star. So

950
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: I took my hat off and put it on the table.

951
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: Now show me the cowboys. So he's like, oh, cowboy

952
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: football cowboy points at the star. Baby, that's my boy,

953
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: that's my wary Dallas Cowboys. For life. He would have

954
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: known a craps table or black jack because a dad,

955
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: you know how to place a bed on blallada. Well,

956
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: he passed the test. He pointed out the dice. You

957
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 1: know how to pick a wrong driver on Nascar? Really

958
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: he knew it over under oh Man. All right, Happy Monday,

959
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: enjoy the home run Derby tonight, Guys tonight with your

960
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: winner is gonn me Schwarby. It will not be the

961
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: Polar Bear three in row Polar Bear. I don't know.

962
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: He's been looking weak this year. I'll tell you he's

963
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 1: not gonna win it. Albert Poohls, you got two days

964
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,919
Speaker 1: ago from the left hand side, Chevez Ravine, He's getta

965
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: hit the ship out of it. Who's in it? Who

966
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: coach bleep? That I don't know. You got Poles. You

967
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: got Albert, you got Holes, you got Pete Alonzo, you

968
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,399
Speaker 1: got Schwarburg. Bryce in there, Bryce is her a couple

969
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: of random rookies. I mean, I don't even know he

970
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: came in. I got a question. Does it excite you

971
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: the home run derby? It does when you win four

972
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: times your money? That's how you went back to Rory money.

973
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: You got a bet on it. I'm not I'm not

974
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: ten years old again. Coach, you gotta bet on is

975
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 1: not fun to me. Monday is the most popular day

976
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: for betting. Monday, because if during the football season, because

977
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 1: that's when everybody's trying to make back what they lost

978
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 1: over the weekend. That's my Monday. It's Monday Monday. I'm

979
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: gonna bet my last twenty tonight. Are you picking? I

980
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: don't know who's on the list. Schwarber. I know a

981
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: baseball and I know Swarber. Schwarber hits the ship out

982
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: of the ball. Schwarber can't hit Schwarber. Let's say Sharber's

983
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: four times your money? You know what? You know what?

984
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 1: Don't even tell me who's batting, tell me who's pitching

985
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: to the battlem If it's someone's dad, they're losing. Who's

986
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 1: the one we saw? Was that Bryce Harper or somebody

987
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: brought their dad out and their deck didn't throw anything straight?

988
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,879
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, so sorry, but I don't remember who

989
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: that was. Bryce won it that year. So they're like, oh,

990
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: you brought Look at the dimension, so you got Dodger Stadium,

991
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 1: left field three thirty, center right three thirty. Yeah, I

992
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: mean i'd say advantage Gallaga, Oka, l Schwarber and Albert

993
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 1: no One, Soto, Jose Ramirez, Julio Rodriguez, and Corey Seeger.

994
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: You don't you know Julio Rodriguez. I've never heard of him.

995
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 1: He plays with the Frank Ron Frank Jr. And Peter Alonzo,

996
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 1: Peter Alonso or or Soto. Sure Soto just turned down

997
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: four hundred and forty million from the national He's gonna

998
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: go play for live. They offered him four hundred and

999
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 1: forty million and he said no. That means that means

1000
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: that they got to trade him. Who's gonna I'm not

1001
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: talking about that means what does that mean for the Nationals?

1002
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: What does that mean for one? Soto? That means he

1003
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:28,879
Speaker 1: wants more? I mean, good God, So they're gonna trade

1004
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 1: him to someone who's gonna pay more. I mean, someone's

1005
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: gonna have to pay him more. Or maybe he just

1006
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: don't think the Nationals are good so he wants to

1007
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,839
Speaker 1: get out of I was thinking, because I mean, sure

1008
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: he wants the money, but he's not guaranteed four hundred

1009
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: million dollars somewhere or else he's gonna Yeah, someone's gonna

1010
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: pay him at least four. I'd say he went into

1011
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: either him or the Polar Bear. All right, Wait, who

1012
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: Juan Soto? Okay, he's done before though he kind of sucks,

1013
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: I know, coach, that's why he's gonna win this one. Oh,

1014
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 1: Pete Alonso keeps dropping, Holy crap, what do you mean?

1015
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: What's he at now? Plus one? It was it like

1016
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: to fifty. I thought, how's Corey Seeger looking? Seeger's way

1017
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: down there? Hey, that means they're doing That means they're

1018
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 1: doing BP right now. Mother, That means they're seen stuff

1019
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: right now. Is there a bet that Albert Pools will

1020
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: strike out? I bet you Pools a hammy. I'm telling

1021
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: you charm he's gonna hit that ship out of the

1022
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 1: ball there is damn all right. I have a great Monday, guys,

1023
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: Andrew's not there to rub pool hosts. No, he's not

1024
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,919
Speaker 1: those ANSWER's not there to help pools. All right, boys,

1025
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 1: talk to you later. A man peterlans At one seventy five.

1026
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: That's not good. Who's I mean he has to be

1027
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 1: the favorite, right? Yeah? One Soto five hundred. I like

1028
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: Akunya sucks. I don't know if he sucks like I mean,

1029
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: if he's in the base hit derby maybe like good gosh,

1030
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 1: Corey seeger. Oh look at this Pete Alonso versus Ronald Lacuna.

1031
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: Oh that's yeah, here's Alonso from last year. It's Alonso

1032
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: comes out of a time out and watch it up?

1033
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 1: What a finish? Alonzo defends this title? Hold on, hold on?

1034
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: Did he just say comes out of the time. You

1035
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,800
Speaker 1: can call a time out in the home run derby

1036
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: because the clock's running? Oh you guess? Yeah? I mean

1037
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 1: that tells you how much when the last time I

1038
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: watched the home run derby is I did not know

1039
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: you could call time outs? Yeah, I mean if you're

1040
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: not ready. No, no, because it used to be like

1041
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: you get ten swings. Now it's a clock. Time, it's

1042
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: a clock. As many as you can hit in three

1043
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 1: minutes or whatever. Soto was in it last year. Huh wow,

1044
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: I had no idea you should watching that. I might check.

1045
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. It's just boring. Did you

1046
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: ever watch the black and white TV version of Home

1047
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: Run Derby? Coach? I didn't live in the fifth No. No,

1048
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: they would play it when we were kids. It was

1049
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 1: like our men kill a Brew versus Hank Karin and

1050
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: they would play Home Run Derby. But how like at

1051
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: Brigley Field they weren't Were they alive? Yeah, they were alive.

1052
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 1: It was it was from back in the day. It

1053
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 1: was awesome. I didn't know they did home Hey, I

1054
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: might be with you. I think Soto wins it. Let's

1055
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 1: do it right now? Cut al, I like, no, she's

1056
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: doing it already, told her about it, all right, all right,

1057
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 1: we're in Okau. See. Yes, Soto just ran into Pete

1058
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: Alonzo last year too early. Yeah, and I didn't realize

1059
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: they played against each other. Well, who's the Ramires guy? No,

1060
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,399
Speaker 1: those guys know they do. Jos does not suck at

1061
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: home runs. Yeah, he sucks at home runs. Okay, but

1062
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: if you want him to kill a buffet, dude, take

1063
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: him to Golden Girl. Yes, all right, Leonard Leonard Fournette

1064
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: is two hundred sixty pounds. Now they he's on the box, Um,

1065
00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 1: don't pick come up, No, just a little fantasy stand

1066
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 1: for you. Let's see home run leaders right now. Why

1067
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 1: isn't Osa? Uh? That's weird. He played last year? Did he? Yeah? Damn?

1068
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea. Why isn't I

1069
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 1: don't know how they pick the turner? Oh, Soto is

1070
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: a left who try turner? What's does that mean? Coach?

1071
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:27,720
Speaker 1: What's is left further? No, it's the exact same distance

1072
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 1: that Dodger Stadium left and right. But I don't like

1073
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: his swing. Soto's swing kind of song. You're watching a

1074
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 1: video of his swing, like pass on that. So it's

1075
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 1: gonna be h Alonso or Swarby. Schwarby has a beautiful swing.

1076
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: I mean, he would be the biggest threat. Okay, Yeah,

1077
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,919
Speaker 1: Soto's swing is really bad. Why don't we get Aaron

1078
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: Judge in there? Judge would be a good one the

1079
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 1: home run, But I guess they don't want to do that.

1080
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: It messed up their swing. I think because they're just

1081
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: trying to kill trying to kill it, and they're tired. Man. Hell, yeah,

1082
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: it's their break. It's their break. Kid. Pick Willie Mays.

1083
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: Willie Mays would have want on and I'm key. Let's

1084
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: see Soto his swing blows. Yeah, it's so bad. So

1085
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm not liking Sota, so does Matthew Wolf. But that

1086
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:14,359
Speaker 1: guy can hit. I haven't seen him in a year. Yeah,

1087
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: living life, all right? Yeah, Schwarby, which one is it?

1088
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: I got it? No it swarm because I'm will you

1089
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: pick one, dude, swarm. You guys picked about four people.

1090
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: I've said Schwarby since day one. I'm telling you right,

1091
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: two of eight guys. Soto got a quarter of a

1092
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 1: chance to win. Hey quarter. Soto's swing is so loose.

1093
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: He needs to ratchet that thing up a little bit.

1094
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: It's so floppy. He needs he needs it. It's all

1095
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: about bad on ball and he doesn't do that. I'm

1096
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: all on Schwarby. I like bad on ball. Coach. Let

1097
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: mes see what I just did. Listen to this? Wait

1098
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 1: what or this? Julio Rodriguez he's a small You guys

1099
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: never gave me anything on Julio. Well, he's for the Mariners.

1100
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: He's a smaller duty. Put ten dollars on pet loons.

1101
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: He's definitely not doing it. I just watched him play

1102
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: the other night to win twenty seven? Why would you

1103
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 1: not do Schwarber like I told you? Or five dollars

1104
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: to win thirty on one? So though, okay, let's go baby,

1105
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: let you dollars to win? Would you would you trust

1106
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: me with Swarby? No? So you put fifteen dollars. He's

1107
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 1: my biggest threat, coach. It's gonna be either one of

1108
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: these three? Which one? Pete Alonso, Juan Soto or Swarby?

1109
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: Alonso wasn't winning three times in a row. What did

1110
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: we just learn from the lightning? It doesn't happen because

1111
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 1: that's hockey, that's hockey. Knocky home run h O do

1112
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: you think about that? You gotta go Schwarby, coach, I

1113
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 1: already did. I'm done. I can cash out. I guess

1114
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 1: who's who would who would you get rid of? Out

1115
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: of these two? So too? No? I mean no, I'm

1116
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,959
Speaker 1: watching his swing, Eddie, would you what is this swing? After?

1117
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: And then the swing is terrible? I need to compact

1118
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: bat on ball swing. His swing is so loosey, hits

1119
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 1: way too many foul balls. Are you looking at this year? One?

1120
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: So too yes, he sucks. Who's who's next to Judge

1121
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: right now? Schwarby. Schwarby is gonna hit the ship out

1122
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: of the ball. Swarby looks like he smells like beer

1123
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: all the time he does, right, he looks like a

1124
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 1: Beer League softball like like he looks. Just by looking

1125
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: at him, you're like, yeah, that guy smells like core

1126
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:36,919
Speaker 1: is light old cores light like days old. Yeah, it does.

1127
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 1: It looks like he goes hard. He probably smells good,

1128
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: but he looks like it smells like cors l And

1129
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: you know what, that's why Alonso won it last year.

1130
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: In an advantage. The guy's going to right field or

1131
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: an extreme disadvantage because coors Field it that fence goes

1132
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: a lot higher than left field once so them no,

1133
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 1: either Soto or Schwarby. But it's not gonna be Alonso.

1134
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 1: All Right, we'll see tomorrow. You bet why not? Because

1135
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 1: you will never cash out. I'll lose my wife all

1136
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: didn't stopping this? I bet I'll lose my family on

1137
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: the home run Derby