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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. It's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d uy Away. On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety five medical clinic. This is Desiree. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you hither? My name is Adam and

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Speaker 1: I had an appointment with doctor the other day. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so I was transferred to you because they said that

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Speaker 1: you're the nurse who works with him. Yes, okay, so

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Speaker 1: he suggested that it was time for me to get

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Speaker 1: a colonoscopy. Okay. So the reason I wanted to talk

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Speaker 1: to you is because I have a kind of a

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Speaker 1: problem with that. It just seems so invasive and so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: I understand a lot of people have hesitations and reservations

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Speaker 1: about it, but I will say that I haven't had

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Speaker 1: anybody tell me that it's outright painful. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to say this. Um, I heard they

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Speaker 1: put something up your bottom. Yeah, that is what happened,

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Speaker 1: and it shouldn't be. I mean, look, if you really

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Speaker 1: need to, we can put you out for the time

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Speaker 1: that it's happening. Oh, you can knock me out for it. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: you won't feel anything. Oh okay, that makes it a

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Speaker 1: little better. So can I request to be punched in

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Speaker 1: the face? Then? Please? With a board would be nice too.

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Speaker 1: I can be hit with a board if that's possible.

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Speaker 1: Are you Are you joking? No? I mean you said

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Speaker 1: that they could put me out, So I was just thinking,

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Speaker 1: like the best way a punch in the face would

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Speaker 1: be nice, or some sort of heavy board. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: that's not what we do here. Um, nobody's going to

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Speaker 1: hit you in the face or with a board. Actually,

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Speaker 1: we'll have an enthusiologist come in right and he could

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Speaker 1: just he can just punch me or hit me with something.

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Speaker 1: That's I like it, especially if you're gonna be fooling

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Speaker 1: around back there. I mean, that would make things better.

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Speaker 1: There's no kicking or punching or anything involved. It's just

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Speaker 1: a needle. So wait, okay, how is him hitting me

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Speaker 1: with a needle gonna work? Is it just a super

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Speaker 1: heavy needle? Wow? Okay, you really have not been to

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Speaker 1: a lot of doctors before, have you? No? But I

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Speaker 1: mean I've paid a lot of money off people hit

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Speaker 1: me in the face before, So that's why I perked up.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is great. Well, I tell you what,

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Speaker 1: how about when you're schedule your appointment to come in,

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Speaker 1: we'll review any questions that you may have at that point. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually you know, I'm in the neighborhood. So I

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Speaker 1: could just drop by a sample in the next fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 1: a sample of what. Oh well, what you want to

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Speaker 1: look at? Like, I had a big lunch and I'm

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Speaker 1: like thinking about it. Why should you guys do the

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Speaker 1: hard part of I'm going to poke around when I

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Speaker 1: can just give it to you. I appreciate that, but

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Speaker 1: that's not exactly how the procedure work. So is a

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Speaker 1: ziplock or foil more like a better way to okay,

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Speaker 1: preserve it neither. So if you would just please not

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Speaker 1: drop off any fequal matter at our office. Oh no, hey, look,

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Speaker 1: you're not putting me out of my way at all. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no please, it's not a problem. No really, it's it is.

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Speaker 1: Well no, no, it's it's not a problem. And I

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Speaker 1: know you're worried about my time and everything, but I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing much just holding this thing in, that's all

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Speaker 1: doing no, it's not. It's genuinely not an issue about

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Speaker 1: your time. We just don't accept feces in our office. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not a stranger. I have an appointment there for,

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Speaker 1: you know, calling aust It's not like I'm a weirdo,

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Speaker 1: like like I'm just showing up with it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you guys wanted anyway. Yeah, um, we don't want to it.

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Speaker 1: That's not really it. I'm sorry. Oh oh what well,

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Speaker 1: I just I was holding on and I just sort

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Speaker 1: of lost it. Oh my god. Yeah, so I can

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Speaker 1: just bring it by now then, sir, you are not

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Speaker 1: allowed to do that, and I need to get off

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Speaker 1: the phone right now. Okay, Well, am I allowed to

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Speaker 1: do a prank phone call on you? What? Am I

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Speaker 1: allowed to do a prank phone call on you? And

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Speaker 1: I'm asking because this is actually Jewel from Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: and your co worker Dana set you up. It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: She told me that you always get weird calls transferred

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Speaker 1: to you about awkward medical situations and she wanted to

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Speaker 1: mess with you. Yeah. I mean I enjoyed that, but

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Speaker 1: now I've definitely got to go take a shower that well,

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Speaker 1: you handled it all in stride. You know. It sounds

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Speaker 1: like you get a lot of weird calls like that now,

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Speaker 1: quite like that? Week up every morning with Jubel Foe

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