WEBVTT - "The Bottom Expert" with Andre 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.560 Forever. 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:10.160 Hey, wow, hi guys. Hey hey hey No no, no. 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:14.560 No, hey hey hey, good bye. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:17.920 Okay, So see I went up and then you also 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:21.320 do it. Where am I starting from? Okay, just at 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:21.840 the beginning? 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:30.160 No, no, no, no, no, no no no, I went 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:31.400 down because you were going up. 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:32.880 Okay, you know what this is? Oh my god? 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:36.200 When we do Larry's what makes you saying it's gonna 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:36.560 be rough? 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:39.080 Yeah, that's gonna be funm hmm. Are we doing the 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:40.639 episode together? I don't know. 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:41.080 Are we? 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.720 Yeah, you're recording it right after two episodes? 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:45.440 No, I told him we need to take a food break. 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:47.639 And then, oh, is that why he wanted to take 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:48.680 that long break? 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:50.400 I didn't. That's for a long break? Asked for a break? 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:51.920 He was like an hour and a half. 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:54.320 Well, because he was like, we get some cocktails between episodes. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:58.160 Oh my god, So it's gonna be a great episode anyway, Hi, guys, 0:00:58.200 --> 0:00:59.000 what's going on? 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:00.920 It's your bald friend. 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:06.080 It's another week of us, you know, just fantastic, fantastical. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:09.440 I will say that this year has gone by so 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:14.120 fast but so slow, and I am literally like, what's next? 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:14.760 What are we doing? 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:15.280 Yeah? 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:18.759 When I look at my photos, Like I'm scrolling through 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:21.200 my images on my phone, I'm like, oh, all of 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:23.560 that happened this year, Like I got a TV show 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:25.800 and then can't like fired in the same year I 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.080 got we did that Macy, like all that, I went 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:29.560 on a three week trip by myself. 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:32.120 Like all of that happened this year. You did a lot. 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:35.720 It's crazy, it's insane, and we still got three months left. 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:36.760 A lot can happen. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.120 I know, somebody could pull up to my job and 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:40.800 fuck me up, but you know what, we're not gonna 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.840 think negative like you thinks I'm gonna. 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:46.240 Show up but fight you. So it's gonna say, send 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:47.160 their girl cousins. 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:51.080 You could come in, Mama tok cottail my whole fucking situation. 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:53.360 Yeah, yeah, but that's not gonna happen. 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:55.400 I mean something, I feel like if you did, if 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:57.400 that did happen, like you would still be cute in death. 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:01.640 What Yeah, listen, I can't die because you know, I 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:03.520 have to accomplish some more things. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:03.920 That's it. 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:05.960 Yeah, that's all now. 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:08.240 Well, now I have unlimited data, bitch. 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:09.639 So I mean, you've accomplished a lot. 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:11.360 That was one of the things that I was like, 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:13.920 I can't die until I get unlimited. And now I 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:17.919 got it, and I'm one suicide watched now don't kill myself? Now, 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:20.200 well is it gonna happen? But then who's gonna get 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:22.760 the data that you not use it. I'm gonna pass 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:25.000 it down to you. I'm gonna fu put it in, 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:26.080 put it in your wheel. 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:29.840 Yeah, I leave Marie Foston. 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:34.800 My dear friend and colleague, my bold colleague, my god, 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:38.840 my brown goddess, thank you, my haitian mean best friend, 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:43.040 thank you, love it, my prostitutor, prostituto. 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:43.880 Yeah. 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.639 So anyway, I'm just like, we got three months. We 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:50.040 gotta figure it out. Gotta gotta gotta get some money. 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:51.839 Gotta get your head in the game. Yeah, I gotta 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:52.720 get your head in the game. 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.040 I just want to get some more money. That's literally it. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:56.480 Okay, how much money you think you need to get 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:57.880 for the end of the year to be a success? 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:02.400 Ten thousand dollars? No, ten thousand more dollars. 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:03.560 No, you need more than that. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:07.160 Yeah, okay, so twelve thousand dollars. See, so I went 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:07.640 up about you. 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:10.160 I mean, twelve wouldn't be bad, but you know, you 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:11.880 gotta pay people out that's the problem. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:15.480 That's why you gotta fire your whole team. Sis getting 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:16.519 ready to leave everybody. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:20.200 Oh my god, Marie, don't you dare say that on here? 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:24.040 You idiot? What's wrong? What you talking about? They work 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:27.720 for me? Friend? What you mean? But uh no, I like, 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:29.239 I mean, I only I have a manager and I 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:29.720 have a lawyer. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.120 I'm not gonna fire I'm not gonna fire them and 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:35.040 be alone. I'm gonna be unemployed and have nobody working 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:40.080 for me. That makes no sense. Yeah, yeah, you can't 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.400 have an empire when nobody work in the empire. 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:45.280 Yeah, who's gonna be Who's gonna be terren toward? Because 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:46.360 I'm obviously Taraji? 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:51.080 Right? Cookie, cookie, I see it. Thank you, I see 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:54.640 the cookie in you. Thank you so much for saying that. Yeah, wow, 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:55.400 you see it. 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:58.280 Anyway, So what were you an expert in this week? 0:03:58.800 --> 0:03:59.080 Uh? 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:01.280 Extra in this expert in this week? 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:07.960 Just when I have deadlines, I you know, I don't 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:11.280 really like them, but that's when I'm my most productive. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:13.880 I had a couple of deadlines at work and I 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.719 hit them. It was it was surprising because I really 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:20.680 was waiting to the very last couple hours to knock 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:21.200 shit out. 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.039 I mean, I feel like that is kind of my 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:28.640 brand too, Like I'm a procrastinator and then I wait 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:30.280 and wait and wait and wait to get stuff done 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:33.320 and then at the very last minute something will happen. 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:35.400 And that's how I pulled. I'll be like, wow, I 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.280 really almost didn't do that. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:40.640 My job asked me to write a script for something 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:42.240 two weeks ago. They were like, hey, heads up, we're 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:44.000 gonna need a script and I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:45.120 what's it? 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:46.280 And then we went to Miami and. 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.320 It was like so much going on and it was 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.719 like just busy and didn't have my laptop. 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:52.200 And da da da da da, and you. 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:53.920 Know, I got that email and they were like, yeah, yeah, 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:55.040 we don't need to see that script. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.200 And I was like, oh, okay, so when do you 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:59.560 need to see it? And they were like at at 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:00.599 two o to day. 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.159 So I was like whoa, all right. 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:07.200 So got into work just like all right, I'm gonna write. 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:09.440 And then you know, I'm on Twitter and you hadn't read, 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:13.679 hadn't written anything, not near damn word And how. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.240 Long do they need it to be a couple? Like 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:17.040 five pages? 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:17.520 Yeah? 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:19.080 Yeah, I talked to you on the phone about it. 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:21.200 You were like, I'm so nervous. Sounds like you're gonna 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.240 be fine, We'll lose my job. I was like, you'll 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:26.400 be fine. Is there anything in my teeth? And I 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:29.320 was on Twitter Instagram just like I'm gonna be inspired, 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:30.800 I'm gonna write this out. I'm gonna bang it out. 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.800 And then you know, at the last hour, it was 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:37.800 like you know that that give the front of the 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:39.400 frog like on the typewriter. 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:41.720 Or the cat one, the one with the cat is like. 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.880 Yeah, that was me literally the whole hour just and 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.640 then you know, I banged it out, did a script 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:49.080 read through. 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:52.840 They was like okay, all right. They were like work work, 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:54.880 that's not bad. You know, we got a lot more 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:55.360 work to do. 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:56.320 But like it's there. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:59.919 YEA half of writing is literally just having the words there, 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:03.080 writing it out and then we make it better rewrites. 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:04.120 It's all about the rewrites. 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:07.479 Wow, that's a word. Sis. I feel like I needed that. 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:09.239 Yeah, thank you all about the rewrats. 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:12.680 So literally I got on Twitter and was like yo, 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:16.400 ivy a U, I have no motivation, Like what can 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:16.760 I do? 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:19.600 And then people started sending me all this stuff. They 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:21.800 sent me like oh you could get this plant that's 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:24.960 like opioids. It has the same effects as opioids, but 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:27.159 it's not. And I was like, did you not hear 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:30.040 that I'm sober? Like I did anybody suggests fetanol. I'm 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.000 just trying to like how cool your followers are. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.200 Yo, drizzle a little bit of crack on it and 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:37.160 it'll be sane. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:40.600 I was like, dude, I just need motivation to like write, 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:42.839 I don't need to be cracked out on a corner 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:44.839 talking about can't you as well some change? 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.240 Yeah, but after you get sober up, sis, you're gonna 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:48.960 have a lot to write about. The memoir is gonna 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.520 be lit true. I mean you might end up under 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:53.279 a bridge, second a dick for a couple of years 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:53.640 trying to. 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:55.960 Get that crack. Never, but once you get sober, sis, 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:56.720 once you get clean. 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:56.919 No. 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:00.360 Wow, I just want to put this on wax. Will 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:04.120 never sucking dick again. I don't even suck dildos? Would 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:04.640 people suck? 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.359 People do that? Is this something that people do? People 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:07.760 do that? 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:14.320 I will never have a flasted anything. No, I will 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.400 never have a phallic thing in my mouth ever again. 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:22.640 So you're not gonna guess it's gross. Put your imaginary 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.920 penis on me. That's that's a bold statement. 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:26.280 I will I will never. 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:28.640 I barely eat bananas, bitch. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:34.120 Let me don't barely. 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:37.080 I barely put a banana ice cream. I don't even 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:37.680 like ice cream. 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:42.040 Plan is out. We're not doing done, You're not doing whatever. 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:46.360 Why did you grow up in ice cream? 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.440 Why did you like like, like, you know, the ice 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:50.760 cream popsicles and stuff. 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:53.600 Andrew was like. 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:55.840 Ice cream? 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:59.280 Maybe that's why you're done sucking dick if you're relating 0:07:59.320 --> 0:07:59.800 to ice cream. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:03.960 Yeah, yeah, sometimes it is redfrees. You suck a dick 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:05.440 long enough, you might could get brain freeze. 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:06.480 Okay, Sis, I. 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:08.440 Don't know if that's true or false. I don't be 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.240 down there that long work. Okay, what were you an 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:12.000 expert in this week? 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:15.480 Baby? Honestly, friend, I was, I was an expert at Wow? 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.080 Well what was I an expert in? Let me just 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:18.600 tell you what happened and then we'll figure it out 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:23.560 at the very end. So, actually, how do I want 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:25.640 to tell this story? I don't really want to tell 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:26.000 this story. 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:29.200 Tell me I was an expert at like just being available. Okay. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.440 I had a friend call me and was like, hey, 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.120 what you doing tonight, and I was like, I got 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:37.760 shows and he was like, well, I got these tickets 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:41.280 to see Madonna backstage tonight. And I was like, well, 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:42.760 I guess I'm going to see Madonna tonight. 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:43.240 What time? 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:44.880 He was like nine thirty. I was like, Oh, my 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:48.440 show's gonna be done before that, so mm hmm. So 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.319 I was getting I was getting doing my makeup to 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.000 leave to do my shows, and then I was like, well, 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.120 I can't go outside like this if it would be 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:57.160 backstage with Madonna, I gotta change my outfit. 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.880 Cut to me forty minutes later. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:03.360 Missed the first show right message the second show, was like, 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:05.680 I'm on my way. Now get on the train, speed there, 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.600 get to the second show. They were like god, yoh, 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.440 we already told the last comedian that he's next. I 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:15.120 was like, so tell him that I'm here and they 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:18.959 were like yeah, no, sorry, you came all the way 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:20.439 this way and it was. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.600 Like what is and the way it was the one 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.600 that was pays money. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:28.080 Yes, it's the one that pays money. Yeah. 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:31.000 They were like uh, and I got there there were 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:34.800 it was intermission. It was during intermission, and they were like, yeah, 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:36.640 when we get back from this break that we're. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.600 In right now, so they can make it happen. 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:41.640 They could absolutely, and if it had been women or 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.840 a gay guy, they would have made it happen. It 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:45.800 was a straight white dude, and he was like, yeah, 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:47.720 we we got this other straight white dude coming up 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:50.960 after that, like we're not didn't even try to make 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:53.880 it happen for me, and I was like, oh okay. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:55.760 And then I went to go see Madonna and it 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:57.800 was great. We took a little bit of mushrooms with microdos. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.080 I had a great night. But like I was so 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:04.120 annoyed at myself for being that late, but also like 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.000 he told me that my my spot time was between 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:10.080 eight and forty five, right, That's what I So I 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:12.760 was like, I'm gonna get there eight thirty. So when 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:14.920 at seven thirty, they were like, your spot time is 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:16.079 at eight o five. 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:17.960 You can't tell me what time. 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.400 You can't tell me thirty minutes before I'm supposed to 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:23.280 be somewhere that I'm supposed to be there, you gotta 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:25.560 tell me the day before the morning, Like the right 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:27.760 before I was supposed to go up, they were like, 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:31.960 you're going up in twenty minutes, And it was like whoa, 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:36.000 but you took anyway, So that's what happened. I was 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:38.520 an expert at missing two shows in one night, but 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:42.520 then going to another show that being that night. Well 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:43.960 we weren't a backstage, but the six were. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:44.880 Oh my god. 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.199 And then can I can I say that it took 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:50.800 me an hour to change my clothes and what did 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:52.960 you get all these hats together? And then I ended 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.920 up in the same outfit that I started. The only 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.640 thing I did was change my socks stop and my 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.680 t shirt. You're hot mass so I was anyway, so 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:08.000 that you cheetos listen, thank you see, thank you so much, sister. 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:11.920 Anyway, that person, that person that I went here to 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:13.240 the Madonna concert is here. 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:15.480 Yeah, and I'm so happy that he's here because I've 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:17.640 been trying to drag him here for like a while. 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:24.319 He is our bottom expert. Yeah, he's the bottom, the 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:26.160 unofficial expert on being a bottom. 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:30.160 Yes, bottom is up. He's my friend in yours. 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:33.320 It's the beautiful, the Spicy Andre Springer Hire And. 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:35.680 What's up? 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.880 Okay, how can I get on this list to see Madonna? 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:41.480 Well it's not your birthday, says your birthday person. 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:45.160 Oh it was pretty random to that's but that's how 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.400 it's supposed to be. That's hot, Like you don't want 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.080 to have to plan for Madonna. You want to get 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:51.920 the call, hey we're doing the Madonna tonight, and then 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:52.959 you drop everything right. 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:54.760 I was like, oh, because you know she up there, 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:57.680 she's not gonna be doing this forever. She she wants to, Yeah, 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:00.400 but she's not gonna be up there for she likes sixty. 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:02.680 She looked amazing. I mean the whole show is she 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:03.320 looked good. 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:03.800 Visually. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:07.480 Everything was cute. Yeah, but it was cute. People had 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:07.959 looks on. 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:09.400 It's nice. 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.319 Everybody was in a Leopard had some sort of Leopard moment. 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:13.960 And I missed out on the memo, which was kind 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:14.719 of what did you wear? 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:16.920 You had like a jumper on? Yeah, you know I 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:19.880 was looking like I was looking like trash. 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:22.320 But you know what, you got face and teeth, So 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.120 that's all that matters. That's all they see. 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:26.600 You know, that personality you know when you come in, 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:29.160 like like the way you look right now, it's like, oh, 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.480 who is he or somebody? Yeah, because like you're not 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:33.480 taking yourself too serious. 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:37.280 Sidney saying you look slappy. She said, sloppy people be 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:37.839 rich people. 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:39.640 No, no, no, no, I said, you look like, oh 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:41.800 you live upstairs and you walk around the neighborhood. 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:43.760 You said, the more put together you look, the less 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.600 money you actually had it, which is a factual, actual factual. 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:49.160 Look at the hood. Okay, yeah, look at Steve Jobs, 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:51.439 Look at your Mark uppermos look brand new. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:53.800 I can tell you that you have less than five 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:55.120 thousand dollars in your bank account. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:57.480 You ain't got no money none. 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:01.440 If you ain't got scuffs on your white sneaks, you 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:04.240 care too much about your sneakers and less about. 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:05.440 Your bank account. I means you don't have a home. 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:06.120 That's what it is. 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:09.079 What if you don't have shoelaces. 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:13.679 You're just flopping that's a boom. Or you're in jail, 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:16.880 you can't. You can't have shoelaces in jail. Criminal, you're 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:18.040 a convict. 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:19.560 Sydney didn't take your shoelaces when you went to jail. 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:22.600 They absolutely, they listen. They were trying to take my break. 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:24.360 They were like, can we take can we remove these? 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:26.160 I was like, I'm not gonna kill myself with my 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:27.040 fucking braids. 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:29.440 I just got my hair done. They try to make 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:30.360 you take your braids. 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:32.720 They touched my braid and was like, can we can? 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.959 It was detached. I was like, I was like, this 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:39.400 is racist and homophobic. Yeah, unacceptable, he was. I think 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:41.240 we got to get more people of color in these 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:43.600 jails to like tell these people, oh, they are there. No, 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:47.320 I mean that work that were there. You know, it's 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:49.679 color there. You know, I mean you know they don't work. 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:52.320 For them color on the inside. On the outside, they 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:53.560 like your buthold. 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:57.760 Well, let's talk about this because I always say that 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:02.080 you are my gayest friend. No, you are my gayest friends. 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:05.839 Like I'm not the gayest person you are. No, you're 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:08.480 gayer than him. Okay, he thinks David Goldberg is gayer 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:11.600 than him. It's a different type of gays. Not all 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.600 gays are the same. There so many varieties. I just mean, like, 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:17.320 if there were hierarchies of gay, like you're the Beyonce 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:22.960 of gays, I think that's a stretch. But okay, I 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:26.000 don't know nothing about her. Is that Sarah mcglackland. 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:27.640 Friend les exactly? 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:28.920 Yes, Well, I don't know. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:33.160 I don't know the world come to my window. 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.360 Okay, we don't go that far back in lesbian world. 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:39.320 What's the lesbian right now? 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:40.800 Who's in? Who's in right now? 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:46.200 I don't Christian Stewart, she's Kristin Stewart. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.200 I mean, I don't like anything that she's doing with 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:50.560 her face, but she out here working and she's gay. 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:54.080 Who's Kristin Stewart? Twilight Charlie's Angels? 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:54.960 Angels? 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:55.200 That's it? 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:58.760 Oh, the one that's like she got like the stringy 0:14:58.760 --> 0:14:59.880 trust that mayhair. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.280 She got like she always has, like a smoky eye, 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:03.520 like she slept in it. 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:05.680 Yeah, like like raccoon like chic. 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:08.840 That's what she got. But she's always booked, she's always working. 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:09.480 And she's a lesbian. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:09.800 Yep. 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:11.880 Oh, she ain't got no upper body strength. She looked 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.320 like she could possibly skateboard and whatnot? 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:15.440 She looks like a skateboard. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:16.840 What about Karen Delvine? 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.400 Is not the country country? 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:24.200 The model with the eyebrows that like spilled her cocaine 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:26.080 bag in front of Rihanna's house or something that that 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:28.600 w she's real messy. 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:30.160 She's like a super she's a super model. 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:31.920 She's been all like the she got to show an 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:35.720 Amazon Prime about like fairies with that. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:37.520 Did she got a gap? No? 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.000 I don't think so she got like mad eyebrows and 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:40.800 like kind of like. 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:45.080 Her name is pretty c A r A. Oh I 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:48.560 do know her? Oh she cools. 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:51.720 Yeah, I think she was Rihanna at one point. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:58.440 N Rihanna definitely got the straps Rihanna Smith. 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:00.000 Michelle Rodriguez for a while. 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:01.480 Lesbian. 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:06.160 Yeah, but she she's one of those like lesbians like, yeah, 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:09.280 we have to acknowledge her, but like like not really, 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:10.000 we don't want. 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:21.800 She looks like she smells like fish. 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.400 Oh my god, how can you not She doesn't seem 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:27.160 like a good person, right, but how do you hate her? 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.240 But not any of the other people that we talked 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:29.920 about before. 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:33.880 Michelle Rodriguez did play a trans person like a few years. 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:35.040 Yeah, when she. 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:38.280 Said I'm bisexual, I can play anybody in the community. 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:43.040 Okay, Well, y'all didn't show any heat to Scarlet Johansson 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:44.320