Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hey, wow, hi guys. Hey hey hey No no, no.
Speaker 3: No, hey hey hey, good bye.
Speaker 1: Okay, So see I went up and then you also
Speaker 1: do it. Where am I starting from? Okay, just at
Speaker 1: the beginning?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no no no, I went
Speaker 4: down because you were going up.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what this is? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: When we do Larry's what makes you saying it's gonna
Speaker 3: be rough?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be funm hmm. Are we doing the
Speaker 2: episode together? I don't know.
Speaker 5: Are we?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're recording it right after two episodes?
Speaker 2: No, I told him we need to take a food break.
Speaker 4: And then, oh, is that why he wanted to take
Speaker 4: that long break?
Speaker 2: I didn't. That's for a long break? Asked for a break?
Speaker 4: He was like an hour and a half.
Speaker 2: Well, because he was like, we get some cocktails between episodes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So it's gonna be a great episode anyway, Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 2: It's your bald friend.
Speaker 3: It's another week of us, you know, just fantastic, fantastical.
Speaker 3: I will say that this year has gone by so
Speaker 3: fast but so slow, and I am literally like, what's next?
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: When I look at my photos, Like I'm scrolling through
Speaker 1: my images on my phone, I'm like, oh, all of
Speaker 1: that happened this year, Like I got a TV show
Speaker 1: and then can't like fired in the same year I
Speaker 1: got we did that Macy, like all that, I went
Speaker 1: on a three week trip by myself.
Speaker 2: Like all of that happened this year. You did a lot.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, it's insane, and we still got three months left.
Speaker 2: A lot can happen.
Speaker 3: I know, somebody could pull up to my job and
Speaker 3: fuck me up, but you know what, we're not gonna
Speaker 3: think negative like you thinks I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Show up but fight you. So it's gonna say, send
Speaker 2: their girl cousins.
Speaker 3: You could come in, Mama tok cottail my whole fucking situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I mean something, I feel like if you did, if
Speaker 1: that did happen, like you would still be cute in death.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, listen, I can't die because you know, I
Speaker 3: have to accomplish some more things.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all now.
Speaker 3: Well, now I have unlimited data, bitch.
Speaker 2: So I mean, you've accomplished a lot.
Speaker 3: That was one of the things that I was like,
Speaker 3: I can't die until I get unlimited. And now I
Speaker 3: got it, and I'm one suicide watched now don't kill myself? Now,
Speaker 3: well is it gonna happen? But then who's gonna get
Speaker 3: the data that you not use it. I'm gonna pass
Speaker 3: it down to you. I'm gonna fu put it in,
Speaker 3: put it in your wheel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I leave Marie Foston.
Speaker 6: My dear friend and colleague, my bold colleague, my god,
Speaker 6: my brown goddess, thank you, my haitian mean best friend,
Speaker 6: thank you, love it, my prostitutor, prostituto.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I'm just like, we got three months. We
Speaker 3: gotta figure it out. Gotta gotta gotta get some money.
Speaker 2: Gotta get your head in the game. Yeah, I gotta
Speaker 2: get your head in the game.
Speaker 3: I just want to get some more money. That's literally it.
Speaker 1: Okay, how much money you think you need to get
Speaker 1: for the end of the year to be a success?
Speaker 1: Ten thousand dollars? No, ten thousand more dollars.
Speaker 2: No, you need more than that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so twelve thousand dollars. See, so I went
Speaker 1: up about you.
Speaker 3: I mean, twelve wouldn't be bad, but you know, you
Speaker 3: gotta pay people out that's the problem.
Speaker 1: That's why you gotta fire your whole team. Sis getting
Speaker 1: ready to leave everybody.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Marie, don't you dare say that on here?
Speaker 2: You idiot? What's wrong? What you talking about? They work
Speaker 2: for me? Friend? What you mean? But uh no, I like,
Speaker 2: I mean, I only I have a manager and I
Speaker 2: have a lawyer.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna fire I'm not gonna fire them and
Speaker 1: be alone. I'm gonna be unemployed and have nobody working
Speaker 1: for me. That makes no sense. Yeah, yeah, you can't
Speaker 1: have an empire when nobody work in the empire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's gonna be Who's gonna be terren toward? Because
Speaker 2: I'm obviously Taraji?
Speaker 1: Right? Cookie, cookie, I see it. Thank you, I see
Speaker 1: the cookie in you. Thank you so much for saying that. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: you see it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So what were you an expert in this week?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Extra in this expert in this week?
Speaker 3: Just when I have deadlines, I you know, I don't
Speaker 3: really like them, but that's when I'm my most productive.
Speaker 3: I had a couple of deadlines at work and I
Speaker 3: hit them. It was it was surprising because I really
Speaker 3: was waiting to the very last couple hours to knock
Speaker 3: shit out.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like that is kind of my
Speaker 1: brand too, Like I'm a procrastinator and then I wait
Speaker 1: and wait and wait and wait to get stuff done
Speaker 1: and then at the very last minute something will happen.
Speaker 2: And that's how I pulled. I'll be like, wow, I
Speaker 2: really almost didn't do that.
Speaker 3: My job asked me to write a script for something
Speaker 3: two weeks ago. They were like, hey, heads up, we're
Speaker 3: gonna need a script and I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: what's it?
Speaker 2: And then we went to Miami and.
Speaker 3: It was like so much going on and it was
Speaker 3: like just busy and didn't have my laptop.
Speaker 2: And da da da da da, and you.
Speaker 1: Know, I got that email and they were like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't need to see that script.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, okay, so when do you
Speaker 3: need to see it? And they were like at at
Speaker 3: two o to day.
Speaker 5: So I was like whoa, all right.
Speaker 1: So got into work just like all right, I'm gonna write.
Speaker 1: And then you know, I'm on Twitter and you hadn't read,
Speaker 1: hadn't written anything, not near damn word And how.
Speaker 2: Long do they need it to be a couple? Like
Speaker 2: five pages?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I talked to you on the phone about it.
Speaker 3: You were like, I'm so nervous. Sounds like you're gonna
Speaker 3: be fine, We'll lose my job. I was like, you'll
Speaker 3: be fine. Is there anything in my teeth? And I
Speaker 3: was on Twitter Instagram just like I'm gonna be inspired,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna write this out. I'm gonna bang it out.
Speaker 3: And then you know, at the last hour, it was
Speaker 3: like you know that that give the front of the
Speaker 3: frog like on the typewriter.
Speaker 2: Or the cat one, the one with the cat is like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was me literally the whole hour just and
Speaker 3: then you know, I banged it out, did a script
Speaker 3: read through.
Speaker 1: They was like okay, all right. They were like work work,
Speaker 1: that's not bad. You know, we got a lot more
Speaker 1: work to do.
Speaker 2: But like it's there.
Speaker 3: YEA half of writing is literally just having the words there,
Speaker 3: writing it out and then we make it better rewrites.
Speaker 5: It's all about the rewrites.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a word. Sis. I feel like I needed that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you all about the rewrats.
Speaker 1: So literally I got on Twitter and was like yo,
Speaker 1: ivy a U, I have no motivation, Like what can
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 3: And then people started sending me all this stuff. They
Speaker 3: sent me like oh you could get this plant that's
Speaker 3: like opioids. It has the same effects as opioids, but
Speaker 3: it's not. And I was like, did you not hear
Speaker 3: that I'm sober? Like I did anybody suggests fetanol. I'm
Speaker 3: just trying to like how cool your followers are.
Speaker 2: Yo, drizzle a little bit of crack on it and
Speaker 2: it'll be sane.
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I just need motivation to like write,
Speaker 3: I don't need to be cracked out on a corner
Speaker 3: talking about can't you as well some change?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but after you get sober up, sis, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have a lot to write about. The memoir is gonna
Speaker 1: be lit true. I mean you might end up under
Speaker 1: a bridge, second a dick for a couple of years
Speaker 1: trying to.
Speaker 2: Get that crack. Never, but once you get sober, sis,
Speaker 2: once you get clean.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: Wow, I just want to put this on wax. Will
Speaker 3: never sucking dick again. I don't even suck dildos? Would
Speaker 3: people suck?
Speaker 2: People do that? Is this something that people do? People
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 3: I will never have a flasted anything. No, I will
Speaker 3: never have a phallic thing in my mouth ever again.
Speaker 3: So you're not gonna guess it's gross. Put your imaginary
Speaker 3: penis on me. That's that's a bold statement.
Speaker 2: I will I will never.
Speaker 3: I barely eat bananas, bitch.
Speaker 2: Let me don't barely.
Speaker 3: I barely put a banana ice cream. I don't even
Speaker 3: like ice cream.
Speaker 2: Plan is out. We're not doing done, You're not doing whatever.
Speaker 4: Why did you grow up in ice cream?
Speaker 3: Why did you like like, like, you know, the ice
Speaker 3: cream popsicles and stuff.
Speaker 2: Andrew was like.
Speaker 5: Ice cream?
Speaker 4: Maybe that's why you're done sucking dick if you're relating
Speaker 4: to ice cream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sometimes it is redfrees. You suck a dick
Speaker 1: long enough, you might could get brain freeze.
Speaker 2: Okay, Sis, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know if that's true or false. I don't be
Speaker 1: down there that long work. Okay, what were you an
Speaker 1: expert in this week?
Speaker 2: Baby? Honestly, friend, I was, I was an expert at Wow?
Speaker 1: Well what was I an expert in? Let me just
Speaker 1: tell you what happened and then we'll figure it out
Speaker 1: at the very end. So, actually, how do I want
Speaker 1: to tell this story? I don't really want to tell
Speaker 1: this story.
Speaker 2: Tell me I was an expert at like just being available. Okay.
Speaker 1: I had a friend call me and was like, hey,
Speaker 1: what you doing tonight, and I was like, I got
Speaker 1: shows and he was like, well, I got these tickets
Speaker 1: to see Madonna backstage tonight. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm going to see Madonna tonight.
Speaker 5: What time?
Speaker 1: He was like nine thirty. I was like, Oh, my
Speaker 1: show's gonna be done before that, so mm hmm. So
Speaker 1: I was getting I was getting doing my makeup to
Speaker 1: leave to do my shows, and then I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I can't go outside like this if it would be
Speaker 1: backstage with Madonna, I gotta change my outfit.
Speaker 2: Cut to me forty minutes later.
Speaker 1: Missed the first show right message the second show, was like,
Speaker 1: I'm on my way. Now get on the train, speed there,
Speaker 1: get to the second show. They were like god, yoh,
Speaker 1: we already told the last comedian that he's next. I
Speaker 1: was like, so tell him that I'm here and they
Speaker 1: were like yeah, no, sorry, you came all the way
Speaker 1: this way and it was.
Speaker 3: Like what is and the way it was the one
Speaker 3: that was pays money.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the one that pays money. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They were like uh, and I got there there were
Speaker 1: it was intermission. It was during intermission, and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: when we get back from this break that we're.
Speaker 2: In right now, so they can make it happen.
Speaker 1: They could absolutely, and if it had been women or
Speaker 1: a gay guy, they would have made it happen. It
Speaker 1: was a straight white dude, and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we we got this other straight white dude coming up
Speaker 1: after that, like we're not didn't even try to make
Speaker 1: it happen for me, and I was like, oh okay.
Speaker 1: And then I went to go see Madonna and it
Speaker 1: was great. We took a little bit of mushrooms with microdos.
Speaker 1: I had a great night. But like I was so
Speaker 1: annoyed at myself for being that late, but also like
Speaker 1: he told me that my my spot time was between
Speaker 1: eight and forty five, right, That's what I So I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna get there eight thirty. So when
Speaker 1: at seven thirty, they were like, your spot time is
Speaker 1: at eight o five.
Speaker 2: You can't tell me what time.
Speaker 1: You can't tell me thirty minutes before I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: be somewhere that I'm supposed to be there, you gotta
Speaker 1: tell me the day before the morning, Like the right
Speaker 1: before I was supposed to go up, they were like,
Speaker 1: you're going up in twenty minutes, And it was like whoa,
Speaker 1: but you took anyway, So that's what happened. I was
Speaker 1: an expert at missing two shows in one night, but
Speaker 1: then going to another show that being that night. Well
Speaker 1: we weren't a backstage, but the six were.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then can I can I say that it took
Speaker 1: me an hour to change my clothes and what did
Speaker 1: you get all these hats together? And then I ended
Speaker 1: up in the same outfit that I started. The only
Speaker 1: thing I did was change my socks stop and my
Speaker 1: t shirt. You're hot mass so I was anyway, so
Speaker 1: that you cheetos listen, thank you see, thank you so much, sister.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that person, that person that I went here to
Speaker 2: the Madonna concert is here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm so happy that he's here because I've
Speaker 1: been trying to drag him here for like a while.
Speaker 1: He is our bottom expert. Yeah, he's the bottom, the
Speaker 1: unofficial expert on being a bottom.
Speaker 2: Yes, bottom is up. He's my friend in yours.
Speaker 1: It's the beautiful, the Spicy Andre Springer Hire And.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 3: Okay, how can I get on this list to see Madonna?
Speaker 2: Well it's not your birthday, says your birthday person.
Speaker 3: Oh it was pretty random to that's but that's how
Speaker 3: it's supposed to be. That's hot, Like you don't want
Speaker 3: to have to plan for Madonna. You want to get
Speaker 3: the call, hey we're doing the Madonna tonight, and then
Speaker 3: you drop everything right.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, because you know she up there,
Speaker 1: she's not gonna be doing this forever. She she wants to, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she's not gonna be up there for she likes sixty.
Speaker 5: She looked amazing. I mean the whole show is she
Speaker 5: looked good.
Speaker 2: Visually.
Speaker 1: Everything was cute. Yeah, but it was cute. People had
Speaker 1: looks on.
Speaker 2: It's nice.
Speaker 5: Everybody was in a Leopard had some sort of Leopard moment.
Speaker 5: And I missed out on the memo, which was kind
Speaker 5: of what did you wear?
Speaker 2: You had like a jumper on? Yeah, you know I
Speaker 2: was looking like I was looking like trash.
Speaker 1: But you know what, you got face and teeth, So
Speaker 1: that's all that matters. That's all they see.
Speaker 3: You know, that personality you know when you come in,
Speaker 3: like like the way you look right now, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: who is he or somebody? Yeah, because like you're not
Speaker 3: taking yourself too serious.
Speaker 2: Sidney saying you look slappy. She said, sloppy people be
Speaker 2: rich people.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I said, you look like, oh
Speaker 3: you live upstairs and you walk around the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: You said, the more put together you look, the less
Speaker 1: money you actually had it, which is a factual, actual factual.
Speaker 1: Look at the hood. Okay, yeah, look at Steve Jobs,
Speaker 1: Look at your Mark uppermos look brand new.
Speaker 3: I can tell you that you have less than five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars in your bank account.
Speaker 2: You ain't got no money none.
Speaker 3: If you ain't got scuffs on your white sneaks, you
Speaker 3: care too much about your sneakers and less about.
Speaker 2: Your bank account. I means you don't have a home.
Speaker 2: That's what it is.
Speaker 5: What if you don't have shoelaces.
Speaker 3: You're just flopping that's a boom. Or you're in jail,
Speaker 3: you can't. You can't have shoelaces in jail. Criminal, you're
Speaker 3: a convict.
Speaker 2: Sydney didn't take your shoelaces when you went to jail.
Speaker 3: They absolutely, they listen. They were trying to take my break.
Speaker 3: They were like, can we take can we remove these?
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not gonna kill myself with my
Speaker 1: fucking braids.
Speaker 2: I just got my hair done. They try to make
Speaker 2: you take your braids.
Speaker 1: They touched my braid and was like, can we can?
Speaker 1: It was detached. I was like, I was like, this
Speaker 1: is racist and homophobic. Yeah, unacceptable, he was. I think
Speaker 1: we got to get more people of color in these
Speaker 1: jails to like tell these people, oh, they are there. No,
Speaker 1: I mean that work that were there. You know, it's
Speaker 1: color there. You know, I mean you know they don't work.
Speaker 5: For them color on the inside. On the outside, they
Speaker 5: like your buthold.
Speaker 1: Well, let's talk about this because I always say that
Speaker 1: you are my gayest friend. No, you are my gayest friends.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not the gayest person you are. No, you're
Speaker 1: gayer than him. Okay, he thinks David Goldberg is gayer
Speaker 1: than him. It's a different type of gays. Not all
Speaker 1: gays are the same. There so many varieties. I just mean, like,
Speaker 1: if there were hierarchies of gay, like you're the Beyonce
Speaker 1: of gays, I think that's a stretch. But okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know nothing about her. Is that Sarah mcglackland.
Speaker 5: Friend les exactly?
Speaker 2: Yes, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know the world come to my window.
Speaker 3: Okay, we don't go that far back in lesbian world.
Speaker 3: What's the lesbian right now?
Speaker 2: Who's in? Who's in right now?
Speaker 3: I don't Christian Stewart, she's Kristin Stewart.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't like anything that she's doing with
Speaker 1: her face, but she out here working and she's gay.
Speaker 2: Who's Kristin Stewart? Twilight Charlie's Angels?
Speaker 4: Angels?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 3: Oh, the one that's like she got like the stringy
Speaker 3: trust that mayhair.
Speaker 1: She got like she always has, like a smoky eye,
Speaker 1: like she slept in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like like raccoon like chic.
Speaker 1: That's what she got. But she's always booked, she's always working.
Speaker 2: And she's a lesbian.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: Oh, she ain't got no upper body strength. She looked
Speaker 3: like she could possibly skateboard and whatnot?
Speaker 2: She looks like a skateboard.
Speaker 5: What about Karen Delvine?
Speaker 2: Is not the country country?
Speaker 1: The model with the eyebrows that like spilled her cocaine
Speaker 1: bag in front of Rihanna's house or something that that
Speaker 1: w she's real messy.
Speaker 2: She's like a super she's a super model.
Speaker 5: She's been all like the she got to show an
Speaker 5: Amazon Prime about like fairies with that.
Speaker 2: Did she got a gap? No?
Speaker 5: I don't think so she got like mad eyebrows and
Speaker 5: like kind of like.
Speaker 2: Her name is pretty c A r A. Oh I
Speaker 2: do know her? Oh she cools.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think she was Rihanna at one point.
Speaker 1: N Rihanna definitely got the straps Rihanna Smith.
Speaker 4: Michelle Rodriguez for a while.
Speaker 2: Lesbian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she she's one of those like lesbians like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we have to acknowledge her, but like like not really,
Speaker 3: we don't want.
Speaker 4: She looks like she smells like fish.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how can you not She doesn't seem
Speaker 3: like a good person, right, but how do you hate her?
Speaker 2: But not any of the other people that we talked
Speaker 2: about before.
Speaker 4: Michelle Rodriguez did play a trans person like a few years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when she.
Speaker 4: Said I'm bisexual, I can play anybody in the community.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, y'all didn't show any heat to Scarlet Johansson
Speaker 1: when she was like, well I'm Asian.
Speaker 2: Today and tomorrow.
Speaker 5: She got roasted.
Speaker 1: Let Michelle Rodriguez live her life, Okay, if she want
Speaker 1: to be whatever she wanted to be loved, be what
Speaker 1: she wanted to be.
Speaker 5: You know, I did a turking video with her, okay,
Speaker 5: and you dance, Well, this is when I had a waste.
Speaker 5: Now that my waist has expanded that I become one
Speaker 5: solid tube trainer.
Speaker 2: What's that a waist trainer? I'm saying for your you know,
Speaker 2: like the hood rats, be wearing the gym andre you
Speaker 2: are prestigious. You don't need none of that.
Speaker 5: You're wearing your little like a little you're.
Speaker 3: Doing your little you know, drug dealer rappers.
Speaker 5: Button.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're good. Have you ever smuggled anything in your bad.
Speaker 5: I have to think about that, but I don't think
Speaker 5: I have. I did lose my virginity to a frozen
Speaker 5: hot dog?
Speaker 1: What okay? What's the first of all? Why people freezing
Speaker 1: hot dogs?
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, you have to freeze, yeah, for
Speaker 3: the week, for the week, for the week.
Speaker 2: You don't leave the hot dog.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something my mother and let me
Speaker 1: tell you how she raised me. When you buy food
Speaker 1: from the supermarket, that meat has already been frozen to
Speaker 1: get to the supermarket, so they it's defrosted when it
Speaker 1: gets there.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't be refreezing the meat again.
Speaker 1: So just buy what you can eat and what you
Speaker 1: can cook, and then it's better to cook it and
Speaker 1: then freeze that then to oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 5: Just my mom would just throw everything in the deep freezer.
Speaker 2: Oh, y'all trash about sausage.
Speaker 3: Wow, that sounds like, uh, that sounds like the black
Speaker 3: version of mountain dew.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: You're hard time? What's what? What I was going to
Speaker 3: call him? Like black trash not white trash?
Speaker 5: Pretty much?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so your mom you had you had, you
Speaker 1: had a fridge and a freezer that was separate.
Speaker 3: Yes, that doesn't sound like a New Yorker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had in New Yorker. We had a house
Speaker 5: where in bed really Yeah, I'm a Brownstown baby.
Speaker 1: Down baby. She had the whole building, Yes, the whole
Speaker 1: buildings is where is she?
Speaker 5: And Queens?
Speaker 2: She got displaced?
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 2: Gentrification? Mama moved to Queens?
Speaker 5: Did I mean gentrification benefited her but not me?
Speaker 2: Is your mother white?
Speaker 5: She saw her house, she was like, She's like, I
Speaker 5: walked quiet, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: You should have held it onto it for a little
Speaker 2: bit more money she could have.
Speaker 1: But I mean she wanted to go to Queens and
Speaker 1: do I don't know Russian things. What is that quiet
Speaker 1: Polish thing?
Speaker 5: That is a cute. There's a cute like you know
Speaker 5: Caribbean and African American neighborhood in there. It's called Rosedale.
Speaker 2: I never heard of it. Sound like Long Island.
Speaker 3: I feel like I gotta get on the Metro North
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 1: I feel like the girl on the train witnessing murder,
Speaker 1: just trying to get to Rosedale to see some Jamaicans.
Speaker 2: I could just go outside. Yeah, we're in Brooklyn, but.
Speaker 5: You know those Jamaicans over there ain't as trifling.
Speaker 3: Oh really, is that what you're gonna say on the
Speaker 3: I mean, the dragon that I'm dealing with is not trifling.
Speaker 2: You know. I haven't seen him, but I'm.
Speaker 5: Saying, okay, the.
Speaker 2: Feelings. Maybe she gots feeling. I feel like I got leave. Wait,
Speaker 2: so your mother slave in all day for the man to.
Speaker 1: Put food in the deep freezer and you put it
Speaker 1: in your ask how old were you?
Speaker 5: Wow? I was nine years old.
Speaker 2: No, does she know about that? Were you watching porn? No?
Speaker 5: I just was like I was just starting to feel
Speaker 5: like things should be in your butt. Yeah, and so
Speaker 5: like you know the best, Like, have you going to
Speaker 5: therapy for that? I talked to my therapist about it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: said it was really like normal. No, you got yours
Speaker 5: from Groupon. No, your therapist is from a therapist went
Speaker 5: to like the new school.
Speaker 1: Your therapist went to Deride. She took a course online
Speaker 1: and was like, oh I could do this.
Speaker 2: That's me. She's a phoenix.
Speaker 1: Your therapist went to one of them day schools that
Speaker 1: Little Romeo advertises during Maury.
Speaker 2: Oh like tt tech. Okay, so you're nine, you feel
Speaker 2: like you should do something.
Speaker 5: Yes with my butt You're like, oh, I'm gonna go
Speaker 5: get it.
Speaker 2: From the freezer.
Speaker 5: So, you know, I like the you know, it was
Speaker 5: small enough, long enough like where I felt it was approach.
Speaker 2: Did you warm it up?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: I put it in a condom and then I shoved
Speaker 5: it up my buttole.
Speaker 2: How did you win? You went through your mother's condom
Speaker 2: stash when you were nine?
Speaker 5: No, I had.
Speaker 2: We have friends they had and nine. Oh yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 5: We're condoms everywhere. I'm sorry, I'm that's good, you know,
Speaker 5: I mean, that's good.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: It was the free NYC condoms they have those.
Speaker 2: It was the colored condoms.
Speaker 5: It was free because I took it color. I remember
Speaker 5: those ones.
Speaker 2: That's why they locked the condoms up at Dwayne Reid
Speaker 2: don't do that.
Speaker 5: I think they'd locked a lot of weird stuff. They
Speaker 5: lock up a lot of products for people of color
Speaker 5: and doing read. They did a whole thing where they
Speaker 5: were showing the different shelves and then some of the
Speaker 5: shelves had the locks on it, and there were all
Speaker 5: shampoo wave, the curly hair, and then all the panteene,
Speaker 5: provy and stuff for normal quote unquote hair.
Speaker 2: Available was available, that fine hair. They locked up the shade, moisture,
Speaker 2: all the black stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, the miss Chessi's lockdown, the coconut oil locked up,
Speaker 1: rude locked up one of me. But I mean it
Speaker 1: makes sense if black people going to steal, they're gonna
Speaker 1: seal the white pople stuff.
Speaker 2: They got to the black people stuff, because that's.
Speaker 1: What I need, the vast lean intensive care. I'm not
Speaker 1: taking THEO with the oatmeal in it.
Speaker 5: That's the I've used that as before.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, well, what's like unsented all of them?
Speaker 5: You know, my first loop was actually DA's hair grease.
Speaker 1: Oh mad, you made the employee unlocked the case for
Speaker 1: the hair grease and then you put it in your butt.
Speaker 3: First of all, Dax is the thickest and it's great.
Speaker 3: It's just like pomade. How well, you know that's not
Speaker 3: a slippery sliding one that is shooting.
Speaker 2: No, that's wrong.
Speaker 3: That's you'll clog your pores and your ass with that.
Speaker 5: That's wrong. I sure did. And like the first time
Speaker 5: I took a took a real dick, not a hot Uh.
Speaker 5: We use the dack's hair grease because that's what was around.
Speaker 5: And then are you sure? Yes, you sound like Missouri
Speaker 5: or something like that. You remember you remember that Indian
Speaker 5: hemp grease too little? Yeah, that was the biggest.
Speaker 2: Foliated butthole you so gross? Why would you do that?
Speaker 5: You know? I was sustainable, just trying to use what
Speaker 5: was available instead of like, why is that?
Speaker 2: Because shouldn't How old were you you think when that happened?
Speaker 5: Fourteen?
Speaker 2: Well you fourteen? You don't really know, But how was
Speaker 2: the person that you were sleeping with?
Speaker 5: Fourteen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're just dumb. Nobody knows anything at fourteen.
Speaker 5: No, I was gonna teach, you know, being gay at
Speaker 5: that time. Yeah, you know, no one wants to give
Speaker 5: you the information or anything. So you gotta either be
Speaker 5: resourceful and use what's around you.
Speaker 3: I will say that Andrew is looking at you. He's intrigued.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's turned on, but he's definitely like.
Speaker 4: Uh turn y, No, definitely not.
Speaker 2: Look at Andrew's wispy hair. You know, only.
Speaker 1: Wait when Andrew Andrew? You got no hair grease at
Speaker 1: the house for the black people. You don't have like
Speaker 1: a little guest shelf.
Speaker 4: No, I have the large astro gliade ready astro line.
Speaker 2: Well you're old school. How old are you? Astro glaid?
Speaker 4: That's the trick. However, if you're putting all that stuff
Speaker 4: inside of your like, you're making yourself more susceptible, yes
Speaker 4: to things.
Speaker 5: Yes, when you're two fourteen year old?
Speaker 2: Right doesn't and just like you don't get you think
Speaker 2: you're gonna live for everyone.
Speaker 1: You're fourteen, You like I could jump off this roof
Speaker 1: and land on thatd dick from three stories up. You
Speaker 1: think you're invisible when you're fourteen, But I was not having.
Speaker 5: Some Jamaicans be doing that and then daggering. Yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, so here's my question. So two young gaze,
Speaker 1: two young attractive gaze? Yes, they how do you all
Speaker 1: decide you knew you were a bottom from.
Speaker 5: From the jump?
Speaker 2: The beginning because you want to take it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, describe like bottom is literally just somebody who
Speaker 3: takes it, takes a dick.
Speaker 5: It's like you want it inside of you, you want
Speaker 5: it around you. You're like more dick centric.
Speaker 2: Than you are diccentric.
Speaker 5: What's the whole enthusiast? Enthusiast?
Speaker 2: I like this eccentric?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What time were you born? I want to know what?
Speaker 2: What moon you got?
Speaker 5: My moon is a Leo moon.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 5: So I'm like a double Libra with a Leo moon,
Speaker 5: which means that I have like I'm a true Libra
Speaker 5: with the kind of determination of a Leo.
Speaker 2: I don't know what any of the means. And I'm
Speaker 2: a Libra. What time were you born?
Speaker 5: Somewhere between three pm and ten pm?
Speaker 3: Is your mercury always in retrograde?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: What's it's always ant?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: I got my crystal?
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 5: So that was smooth ceiling merch. He's brought to you.
Speaker 2: By So what happens when you two bottoms meet?
Speaker 5: It's like you know, when you put magnets and they
Speaker 5: kind of don't. Yeah, I mean, are you just complaining
Speaker 5: about who's going to do it? I want to be
Speaker 5: the bottom.
Speaker 2: Why can't you just switch off? Saying we don't understand
Speaker 2: why you can't.
Speaker 4: Just like if neither of us want to do it.
Speaker 2: So you're sucking lazy, that's what.
Speaker 3: Literally, just want to take the dick and they don't
Speaker 3: want to do anything, and it's just like.
Speaker 5: Discussion something that's a lot of work, is it?
Speaker 1: Okay, y'all are talking like y'all are talking like we've
Speaker 1: never taken dick exactly.
Speaker 5: It's not all in your asshole.
Speaker 2: I have tried.
Speaker 5: Okay, we have done it successfully.
Speaker 2: I have done success. Okay, wow, Marie. Successfully.
Speaker 1: I was in a relationship and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: tried this one time and it felt like nothing, and
Speaker 1: then we never.
Speaker 2: Did it again.
Speaker 5: Did you use grease? No?
Speaker 3: I said, it felt like nothing, Like it.
Speaker 2: Did nothing for me. I don't want to do this.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, this is weird. I couldn't imagine you doing aint.
Speaker 5: Know.
Speaker 2: With this haircut, I look like a power bottom. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I feel like I can see it.
Speaker 1: I should be I should be giving dickey that people.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I mean your brother is fine.
Speaker 2: Discussing They said, my brother is my doppelganger.
Speaker 3: It is so gross. Oh my god, I'm just I'm
Speaker 3: gonna throw.
Speaker 2: So two bottoms meet and if y'all are attracted to each.
Speaker 5: Other, there are some times where I think it's important
Speaker 5: to tops to know so that you know how to
Speaker 5: be a better bottom.
Speaker 3: How do you be a better bottom? What's what's a
Speaker 3: good bottom?
Speaker 5: Someone who knows like what to do when the dick
Speaker 5: is inside of him or knows how to either a
Speaker 5: prepare or understand when it's time and when it's not time.
Speaker 5: Also like when it's time, yeah, when it is for
Speaker 5: the next person, Like if you got a do do
Speaker 5: you know you want to make sure you evacuate or
Speaker 5: you know, sometimes you're heating the moment and literally shit
Speaker 5: happens and you just.
Speaker 2: Do it literally. Okay, well let's talk about that.
Speaker 5: You know that's usually a no.
Speaker 2: No you have any of those stories.
Speaker 5: I know you got one I do. But if it happens,
Speaker 5: it happens, is you know, yeah, yes this is safe,
Speaker 5: but you know Okay, so you want to hear a time?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's what this whole podcast word like, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: let's go.
Speaker 5: So you know I was in the MSN chat rooms
Speaker 5: not to tell you all my age but okay, al
Speaker 5: and so we're like, you know, I'm chatting up with
Speaker 5: this dude. And we was talking for you know, a minute.
Speaker 2: And a minute literally, it was like an afternoon.
Speaker 5: And he's like, you know, let's meet up at Christopher
Speaker 5: Street Peers. You know, at the time, I was twenty
Speaker 5: years old and he was like twenty eight. And so
Speaker 5: he's like, I'm gonna come pick you up in my
Speaker 5: in my car. So you know, that should already been
Speaker 5: a red flag, but whatever, it's just like he has
Speaker 5: a car. Yeah, stranger off the internet, let me pick
Speaker 5: you up in my car.
Speaker 2: And you were like, hey, you get.
Speaker 1: Into my car, get out of my dreams and into
Speaker 1: myca That's what happened. And you were like, yes, daddy,
Speaker 1: he was fine, dull. Look who were playing them in
Speaker 1: a movie?
Speaker 5: Like Italian?
Speaker 3: Justin Timberlake, I don't believe. And so justin timber isn't Italian?
Speaker 5: Well like darker hair.
Speaker 2: No, I thought he's Italian, he said, Justin it's creole.
Speaker 5: He's from occasions.
Speaker 2: He's just from the South. You said he's related to Beyonce.
Speaker 5: No, he's from like now Orleans.
Speaker 2: He's no Tennessee.
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, wait, so you said he's related
Speaker 1: to that was racist and homophobics.
Speaker 2: Where you just said he said he's from Dell.
Speaker 5: I mean that hair. Matt got some kink curl.
Speaker 1: That's what I saw a video of an Asian person
Speaker 1: putting straws in their hair and then they took it
Speaker 1: out and they.
Speaker 2: Looked like Afro hair. So that's when he got a perm.
Speaker 2: I'm tired of everybody.
Speaker 1: He got a curly white person perm and then he
Speaker 1: got some corn rows and black people were like, we
Speaker 1: love it, and I was like, not me.
Speaker 2: Not he was. He was using jam on his edges.
Speaker 2: He was using decks but on his butt though.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you know I go Italian Justin Bieber, just
Speaker 1: In timulated exactly.
Speaker 5: He comes to the piers and so he pulls up
Speaker 5: in this black kind of like jeep looking thing because
Speaker 5: I don't know how to drive, so I don't really
Speaker 5: know about cars that much. It didn't have big yeah,
Speaker 5: and so I hopped in the hopped in the car
Speaker 5: and like he's like, We're going to drive up to
Speaker 5: the Bronx because that's where I live.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh no, no, no, no, no, Chelsea.
Speaker 2: And back in the day, the Bronx was the Bronx.
Speaker 2: The Bronx is still no.
Speaker 5: No, he lived in White People Bronx.
Speaker 2: He lived in Riverdale, White People Bronx. I never heard
Speaker 2: of that. I've never heard of. Riverdale is a fancy
Speaker 2: from the book.
Speaker 5: Based off the Bronx.
Speaker 2: That's not the right now.
Speaker 5: Wow, it's like big ass houses, like old school houses,
Speaker 5: like mansions and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you got a mansion in Riverdale, you're
Speaker 1: basically that's like having a house in Detroit.
Speaker 5: The like five million dollars you talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to Riverdale, but five million dollars Okay,
Speaker 1: picked up, I did, And.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it says Riverdale is a residential neighborhood in the
Speaker 3: northwest portion of the Bronx.
Speaker 1: That's so the b I'm looking at them.
Speaker 3: Okay, we got to switch this whole thing up.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: So, so he's like, I'm gonna pick you up. So
Speaker 5: we're in the car. He's like, I'll drop you back home,
Speaker 5: so don't worry because we're going further into And I
Speaker 5: lived in Brooklyn, so you know, So we get back
Speaker 5: to his house and you know, we're talking and I'm
Speaker 5: you know, feeling like you know, like I want some
Speaker 5: zou some zoo, and so you know, we like in
Speaker 5: the bed and and like you know, we're getting ready
Speaker 5: and he like puts it in and I like fly
Speaker 5: off the bed because he didn't like this is when
Speaker 5: you're bad, top. Yeah, you just like jamming it in there,
Speaker 5: like it's like ready to be jammed in.
Speaker 2: You know, you gotta romance, be a little bit.
Speaker 5: You gotta you know, make it, make it violated.
Speaker 2: You gotta dilate it.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you have to use some type of arousal,
Speaker 3: like you know.
Speaker 5: Talk to it, lick it, kiss it. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 5: lick it, kiss it pet, maybe some popper.
Speaker 1: You got to lick it, move it. What is that
Speaker 1: something you can get it? Okay, So he just jams.
Speaker 5: Jammed it in there, and I flew off the bed
Speaker 5: onto the wall, like straight up.
Speaker 3: And you're tall too, so like when you fall off
Speaker 3: the bed and you fall off the bed, you hit
Speaker 3: the mirror, dude, you hit the flow.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So I get back up holding my my my
Speaker 5: boucy cat, your boucie cat.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that cat.
Speaker 5: Like I paused for a second. I was like I
Speaker 5: think I'm good, and so I waited and then like
Speaker 5: I was like, let me control this. So I get
Speaker 5: up on top of him. You know, I like put
Speaker 5: the blanket like to the side of my hips, you know,
Speaker 5: like make that kind of like you know, seashell. Like
Speaker 5: I was like the goddess divine.
Speaker 2: Like Beyonce had her pregnancy photo.
Speaker 5: Shoot, and so like I'm like riding. I'm like on
Speaker 5: top and I'm like.
Speaker 2: You're feeling yourself. You're doing music playing.
Speaker 5: In my head, so like I'm going up and down
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh my god, this is so much
Speaker 5: easier than I thought it would be.
Speaker 2: And so like I'm like, oh, oh my go.
Speaker 5: And he's like he's like, oh my god, any moves
Speaker 5: a blanket and I was like, oh, and it was
Speaker 5: just what you would think.
Speaker 2: Did you have diarrhea?
Speaker 5: I see, I'm lactose and tolerant. I ate macaroni and
Speaker 5: cheese everywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh you had the maca and the cheese. That's the
Speaker 1: real mac attack you No, I know what it is.
Speaker 2: Thank you for macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 1: You shot all in this man's cold sheets, and you
Speaker 1: know this was his good sheet. Yeah, they have the
Speaker 1: flowers on them. His cabbage batch kids. You do that
Speaker 1: Martha Stewart.
Speaker 2: The dove yo. So then what happened he.
Speaker 5: Was more embarrassed than I was. I was just like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, I'm sorry. So I jumped in the
Speaker 5: shower like you know what happened to the pool?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: He backed it up, nigger.
Speaker 1: I would have put the whole bed. The bed is done. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll be like nan one one dead body come up
Speaker 1: and pick up this dead body and then they get
Speaker 1: there like oh yeah, I just.
Speaker 2: Take the bed. It's the bed. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: something's wrong with the bed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just doodoo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, doodoo in a toilet is not the same as
Speaker 3: like loose that's just out.
Speaker 1: And some raw doodo, rare raw, uncut doodle, just loose
Speaker 1: poop and it's no was it medium?
Speaker 5: It was rare. It was rare.
Speaker 1: Because you know, because mine'd be like well done, sometimes harsh,
Speaker 1: liot like plates hard. It'd be like it'd be like cold,
Speaker 1: you know, it'd be like little pellets look like Coco crispy, like.
Speaker 2: You gotta get more fiber in my day. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes when I should have been like, oh you've
Speaker 3: been a bad.
Speaker 2: Girl, Santa dropped off cold.
Speaker 1: You're like girl, you need eat much spinach or something.
Speaker 1: Ship give you some greens anything. Prebiotics okay, speak on
Speaker 1: it us up.
Speaker 5: Probiotics are fibers that eat that the probiotics eat. So
Speaker 5: whenever you take probiotics, you should always have feed them probiotics.
Speaker 5: So you should have a diet healthier and fibers so
Speaker 5: that your microbiome can like thrive and grow.
Speaker 2: I don't know what none of the more is, but
Speaker 2: they sound right.
Speaker 5: We believe you. Micaelbrianms microbim. That's how you can be
Speaker 5: a better bottom too, because poop is more like a
Speaker 5: smooth ship ceiling on you.
Speaker 1: I don't think that you need your poop to be
Speaker 1: no smoother obviously it came right out with your But no, there's.
Speaker 5: Like too hard and then there's two, you know, separated
Speaker 5: and loose. You want to try to find like a
Speaker 5: happy medium.
Speaker 3: I think when it's harder it's better, no, because then
Speaker 3: less less like particles is like all up in the rectum.
Speaker 2: You know when it's when you're soft, it's just messy, soft,
Speaker 2: squishy pool. No no, no for like you were like
Speaker 2: I wasn't ready. I was ready. That's the sound of
Speaker 2: me and you'd be like, wow, have you ever pooped
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: That you were like, all that came out of my body?
Speaker 2: And then you get on the scale, You're like, I'm
Speaker 2: the same way.
Speaker 5: That's fucked up.
Speaker 2: I'm the same you were like, I gotta call somebody so.
Speaker 5: We can see how much is well, just take a
Speaker 5: picture and send it.
Speaker 2: No, we don't do that. I've never taken up.
Speaker 1: You can only see my dudoo live, you know, let
Speaker 1: me go live in person? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: So he so, so he sees all the ship.
Speaker 5: He's like, I go in the shower. I let him
Speaker 5: deal with it, and then I come back out because
Speaker 5: you know, I was like feeling refreshed and I was
Speaker 5: like ready to go again. He's like, oh, okay, I
Speaker 5: think I'm gonna just call it a night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch, after you, after you singe my nostrils with
Speaker 1: your waist, you think I'm gonna get hard for you.
Speaker 2: You're root, You're root, You're root, You're root.
Speaker 5: He's like all right, so, and I'm like waiting because
Speaker 5: you know, he said he's going to drive me back.
Speaker 2: Oh sis.
Speaker 1: He's like he's like you ship on the sheets. He's
Speaker 1: like your own way the sheets oh, I got another
Speaker 1: shitty sheet story.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, so he dropped you over at the tree.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you were lucky that you got that baby.
Speaker 2: It took you three.
Speaker 1: Three days to get They thought she was missing. They
Speaker 1: put you on milk cartons and everything theirl like, have y'all.
Speaker 2: Seen you back home? And you were like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: bro Box, you have to take a you had to
Speaker 2: take the boat back. You're like, god, a little canoe.
Speaker 2: You're just trying to get back to the city. I'm
Speaker 2: in Riverdale, the nice part of the Bronx.
Speaker 1: And then everybody starts laughing, right, the nice part of
Speaker 1: the Bronx.
Speaker 2: I am. I'm judging Archie Cats. Okay, Sydney gotta go.
Speaker 2: I'm turning. I turned my head you in the row
Speaker 2: boat like, I'm just trying to get home to my family.
Speaker 1: Would you guys to know that Sydney is wearing a
Speaker 1: sleeping mask right now and.
Speaker 2: I was trying to do the act out for a
Speaker 2: bird Box.
Speaker 5: Yeah, every look she's.
Speaker 2: You don't see it.
Speaker 1: This act out is gold, baby, you know you can't
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 5: It reminds me of a single poop going down the toilet.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Okay, so what's your other story of being a bottom?
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're a bad bottom, bad bottom in
Speaker 2: the hallway.
Speaker 5: No, I mean you're young.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Yeah, Andrews like Andrews like, of course we've
Speaker 1: all pooped on.
Speaker 4: The I've only pooped on one deck only we want.
Speaker 2: To hear the story I've been sharing his business.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's just I mean my first boyfriend and
Speaker 4: like it was like the second time that he's tried
Speaker 4: going up there and there was just like a layer
Speaker 4: underneath of you know how the penis head.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so you harpooned somehow harpo and.
Speaker 2: You didn't know until you sod on it. This is Sydney,
Speaker 2: you know what. It's so funny. Sydney was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: the podcast has been too much.
Speaker 1: About sex recently, it's been about sex too much living
Speaker 1: Like he's at a restaurant, waiter water.
Speaker 2: I gotta give that back.
Speaker 1: That's not that's that is that is like shoot, that
Speaker 1: is like a center batic, Like did the chef put ship?
Speaker 5: I mean, if you think about it as humans, we
Speaker 5: eat a lot of ship.
Speaker 1: Wait, howation alcohol firm?
Speaker 2: I'm a top. I don't know what you're talking.
Speaker 5: About you eating all the poop you didn't like, all
Speaker 5: the different types of bacterial poops.
Speaker 2: Honey, I would cut you. I have put you.
Speaker 5: Are you getting ready? Yeah, honey, you gotta shave that.
Speaker 3: But it's actually not good to shave your buthole because
Speaker 3: when it grows back, it like itches and stuff like, No,
Speaker 3: it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Andre said, is his no itch?
Speaker 3: Well your butthole is dead inside, so it's actually our
Speaker 3: I p yeah, so sorry, dead and gone.
Speaker 5: I put it in the freezer.
Speaker 1: No, because you want to put it in there with
Speaker 1: a little hot dogs that you go, uh, just disrespect?
Speaker 2: Can you?
Speaker 3: Can you go into depth about like a good top,
Speaker 3: like what makes the top?
Speaker 2: Like that's a good top.
Speaker 5: So a good top is the top that like takes
Speaker 5: their time, like really listens to the person that they're
Speaker 5: like being intimate with.
Speaker 3: That should be anybody, though she shouldn't just be a top.
Speaker 5: That's just like it should be. But in society it's not.
Speaker 2: Oh you got some stories doing what they want to do.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you want to be like you had it. Okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm not turned on. Get me wet
Speaker 1: and then we'll talk. Otherwise you can go home spit
Speaker 1: on it at least.
Speaker 3: I don't need your saliva and just get it wet.
Speaker 3: Do what you're supposed to do, what you're supposed to
Speaker 3: do exactly. Friend, I don't want to do no astroglide.
Speaker 3: I'm natural.
Speaker 2: I know it works.
Speaker 1: It works, Okay, it's worked before. Listen if don't know
Speaker 1: what right now, that's not muffault. That's only you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's your that's.
Speaker 2: A you problem. But you know what.
Speaker 3: The the anus isn't.
Speaker 5: Like you can't get wet.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, that's.
Speaker 4: Sweat looking, but sweat.
Speaker 5: It's called mucoid plaque.
Speaker 2: That's not like something that gets caught on your teeth. Ukloid.
Speaker 5: Intestines produces an amount of mucus to lubricate it so
Speaker 5: you can pass stools and so like when your body
Speaker 5: is like used to being pen traded or used to
Speaker 5: using the bathroom more often, you produce more mucous lining
Speaker 5: on the lining of your intestines.
Speaker 2: Okay, is that only for men?
Speaker 5: It's for everyone.
Speaker 2: I don't know about life. Yeah, but it's dry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my buddy is dry. My asshole is parched. Yes,
Speaker 1: like this is a arobaic.
Speaker 5: Like yeah, yeah, I don't want to have anal sex
Speaker 5: with y'all.
Speaker 1: We don't want to bottom, honestly, and I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: putting it in your butt, and I don't know if
Speaker 1: it feels.
Speaker 2: I don't feel sad, and I.
Speaker 3: Don't feel like you're the type that they'd be like
Speaker 3: excuse me, like you're I.
Speaker 2: Feel like you would have no communication.
Speaker 5: So I actually do like this. So you've heard younger stories.
Speaker 3: Okay, well let's talk about now what's up?
Speaker 2: What's good?
Speaker 5: So you know there's the prep for the booty, so
Speaker 5: you like get a little and the bulb.
Speaker 2: We heard about that, and.
Speaker 5: You know you do up there or you can offer women.
Speaker 5: So there's a way for women to tell how to
Speaker 5: if they're ready to bottom through the anus. You put
Speaker 5: your two fingers inside your vagina, will never and then
Speaker 5: you point it backwards towards your towards your rectum. And
Speaker 5: so if you feel like a hard lump, it means
Speaker 5: that there's a passenger in there. So you can't like.
Speaker 3: What that's crazy because the way my ship works, I
Speaker 3: know when it's there.
Speaker 5: Yeah you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 1: Babe, yeah, it texted me like as is we gotta go,
Speaker 1: it's time.
Speaker 4: No, But that's what so many bad bottoms also say,
Speaker 4: is that they know their body?
Speaker 2: Well, some do, he said bad bottoms.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but and then it's just like no, no, no,
Speaker 4: you don't know everything that's going on up there, though.
Speaker 5: I know for a fifty of the time, which is
Speaker 5: why I always do.
Speaker 2: The you know, how long does it take to do
Speaker 2: your ass?
Speaker 5: It depends on how much you've eaten and what you are.
Speaker 2: If you have mac and cheese, whether you went to
Speaker 2: Boston Market cheese, it's just you put the bulban and
Speaker 2: you'll be like, oh, I got to get another bulb?
Speaker 2: What's the wait? What's a good?
Speaker 3: Like if you're on a dinner date and you're gonna go, yeah,
Speaker 3: you go on bottom, Like what's good things to order?
Speaker 5: When you're gonna be a bottom martini? Exactly?
Speaker 2: A martini, Well, you got a three.
Speaker 5: Hour window depending on like how like it's like two
Speaker 5: to three hours. So if you're gonna eat something, eat
Speaker 5: something that you know won't irritate or like speed up
Speaker 5: the process.
Speaker 2: Right, So a salad some people you.
Speaker 5: Know can't have all that acidity on that salad and
Speaker 5: it like makes things move. Watermelon salad, Yeah, like fruits good.
Speaker 1: But you can't put fetta in it because you know,
Speaker 1: but the feta is what makes the water watermelon salad.
Speaker 5: I like amic reduction.
Speaker 1: I like that bottom beach a bolics when you make it,
Speaker 1: like when it's like thick and you can put that
Speaker 1: on like meats and whatnot.
Speaker 2: Okay, with a little spot.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 3: Actually put that on your asshole. That's okay, that's the mucus.
Speaker 2: That's that. But that mucusus paucus.
Speaker 1: It's a bosomic reduction. I made an a only for
Speaker 1: your asshole.
Speaker 2: Okay, thinks Okay, So so something light, I mean, but
Speaker 2: we kind of do that right seafood Okay, I think.
Speaker 5: So unless you're allergic to shrimp like I am.
Speaker 1: Have you I feel like you have a story about
Speaker 1: a time that you ate shrimp anyway, Oh yeah, I'm greedy.
Speaker 5: Well that's how I found out. I was like I
Speaker 5: always had a sensitivity, and then I was my roommate
Speaker 5: was making cevich mm hmm, and like you like kind
Speaker 5: of like quickly like blanched the shrimp and then let
Speaker 5: it cook. In the mind, what is it blanched the shrimp?
Speaker 5: So it's kind of you like you cook and boil
Speaker 5: and water so you just do it. You blanch it
Speaker 5: so it's not like a full cook. And so then
Speaker 5: you put it in the lime juice and lime juice
Speaker 5: the acid de nature's the proteins, and then it becomes
Speaker 5: like it's essentially cooked. And so she made this delicious
Speaker 5: tavich and I had some, and I felt like all
Speaker 5: the rumblings like just happening. So I just knew and
Speaker 5: I went to the doctor two days later. We did
Speaker 5: the blood test.
Speaker 3: Blood well, that definitely didn't get me hard.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like there's something in my diet that
Speaker 1: I think that I might be allergic to.
Speaker 2: But I'm afraid that it might It might could be
Speaker 2: bringing what is it baby talk to me. I'm never gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm so I'll eat certain things and like my stomach
Speaker 1: will feel a surt, like I'll feel like full and
Speaker 1: like like my stomach will hurt.
Speaker 2: M sis.
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened in Miami, but I was quanstipated,
Speaker 3: like I could not pass quantating.
Speaker 1: Hmm, don't do that. You were constipated when you got there.
Speaker 1: You got there were pooping your butt? Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: pooped in Miami.
Speaker 2: It was didn't come out.
Speaker 5: Does stress affect your BMS.
Speaker 3: It could it could be the situation, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: Like we was at the beach and I just felt
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 1: Guy came to talk to us and CITY was like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm constipated. I haven't pooped in several days.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what you just came to be,
Speaker 2: Like what should I do? And it was like, I
Speaker 2: can't talk. I say that at the beach in broad daylight,
Speaker 2: it was the fun. The sun was on, it was
Speaker 2: literally on.
Speaker 5: But I saw those pictures. You tell me look mad?
Speaker 2: Flat?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I talked to Marie about it, and she's like, you know,
Speaker 3: I said, I was like taking a picture.
Speaker 5: She's like, you know, that's a good friend.
Speaker 1: She's a mean friend. I can't believe you don't suck
Speaker 1: your stomach and when you take pictures. I sucked my
Speaker 1: stomach and when I take pictures. I thought that was
Speaker 1: something that we all just kind of like.
Speaker 3: But that's crazy, Marie, because like, can I see your
Speaker 3: stomach without you sucking it in?
Speaker 2: No, let me see I'm sitting stand up. No, come on.
Speaker 2: He talked about his book. That's not that's his truth,
Speaker 2: that's his foul.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think you should do a children's book
Speaker 3: called an anal story.
Speaker 2: He anal, but.
Speaker 5: And then B is for beads.
Speaker 2: Okay, do a in minor, in a minor and.
Speaker 5: Then a labor What what's that? Labia majora, labia majora exactly,
Speaker 5: labia minora.
Speaker 2: Okay? So people who because there are people who are
Speaker 2: like verse, Yes.
Speaker 5: They're they're more evolved than me.
Speaker 3: What do you mean they could do both? You don't
Speaker 3: want those people in your life anyway. It's like pick
Speaker 3: a fucking side.
Speaker 2: So you've never wanted to top.
Speaker 5: It's not that I never I just love your being.
Speaker 5: I'm just a better bottom.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: I'm a bottom's bottom too.
Speaker 2: You're a bottom's bottom.
Speaker 5: Yes. I used to hook up with this porn star
Speaker 5: that was a bottom and he would call me and
Speaker 5: like he'd be like, you know when you're the person
Speaker 5: I think that when I wanted to Yes, hey.
Speaker 2: Just put her grandmama toes. Oh my god, yo, we
Speaker 2: gotta go. Here's a homeless person.
Speaker 5: You remember that show Dinosaurs? Ye?
Speaker 2: Baby, like yo.
Speaker 1: Is a.
Speaker 2: What is on that? Is that dirt?
Speaker 5: So it's a salad? It got the corn onions.
Speaker 3: The piggy toe is a KKK leader.
Speaker 1: You know that's a pretty I can't tell how pretty
Speaker 1: the nail pologies is.
Speaker 2: The toes, Oh my mom oh, my toes are dead.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 4: What's the problem, says you look like and.
Speaker 2: Said and looked like you got a lot of nerves.
Speaker 5: But you think about my feet.
Speaker 2: You have a dick on your foot.
Speaker 5: I do have a dick tattoo on my foot.
Speaker 3: Wait, let me say it's small, it's cute. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: If you got your actually feet on the table, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: You have no class, Yo, Sydney, I'm done with you.
Speaker 2: Let me see this, Let me see it. Let me know.
Speaker 1: We're not watching the video that we just shot on
Speaker 1: your foot on the podcast we Go. I'll watch you
Speaker 1: at the airy because and then I'll post it on
Speaker 1: the Artificial Expert instant stories.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's aggressive. Andre.
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you want to tell people about
Speaker 1: bottoms that you feel like they get wrong? Yeah, something
Speaker 1: that's a misconception, right, Something that you feel like you
Speaker 1: need to clarify.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lot of work, and it's not just
Speaker 5: laying there like you know, someone's like giving you the
Speaker 5: opportunity to enjoy their bodies. You should appreciate it and
Speaker 5: be gentle and be understanding.
Speaker 2: Wow, but what if you want to be rough? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it looks like you want to be roight.
Speaker 1: Yeah you got Well it's all because you and Andrew.
Speaker 1: You'll look like y'all are y'all take it?
Speaker 2: We do? Andrew be taking it.
Speaker 1: And two days okay, somebody was giving me, giving me
Speaker 1: a little stunt right there, like you wink your like
Speaker 1: eyebrow something.
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, we'll be taking it. Andrew days black
Speaker 2: dudes do, so he'd be taking it.
Speaker 5: Are you doing your bagels right now? My bagel? Oh?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not. I really don't do like a lot.
Speaker 2: He don't need that. And you said he don't be
Speaker 2: doing no prep?
Speaker 4: No, no, I mean obviously it will do the clean you.
Speaker 5: Know, do you know how to suck a dick with
Speaker 5: your butt?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Oh, I guess not need to be.
Speaker 1: Here for this, right, It's so like, yeah, y'all have
Speaker 1: something else planned.
Speaker 4: I mean when you're just like you just tighten it.
Speaker 5: Well, it's not. It's like you move the muscles in
Speaker 5: the rhythm that acts as a vacuum and then you
Speaker 5: like push it down.
Speaker 2: And I hate you so much?
Speaker 3: Are you trying to get people to slide in your
Speaker 3: motherfucking po box?
Speaker 1: That's what you're trying slot but real smooth, Yeahlie Brown?
Speaker 2: Okay, So what's the clean up afterwards.
Speaker 5: When you're done?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean if you clean before then it won't
Speaker 5: be so crazy after.
Speaker 2: But like you're putting Indian hemp beads.
Speaker 5: And that was that was That was the nightmare?
Speaker 2: Is there anyway?
Speaker 1: So I got like a baby duck covered in oil.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter how much you clean your butt, it's
Speaker 3: still gonna be like it's gonna smell like.
Speaker 5: A poop a little bit. I mean, yeah, it's an asshole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta wrap the wash cloth around your finger
Speaker 2: and put it in your butt, Marie, that's what you
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's sanitary. I feel like there's more
Speaker 3: like germs and bacteria in a like cloth that you're
Speaker 3: just like pushing eye erect.
Speaker 2: Don't actually shove my finger in my butt.
Speaker 5: Your butt's gonna smell like, it's gonna smell like you.
Speaker 5: It's not necessarily poop. It's just your body like has
Speaker 5: different smells in different parts of your your areas that
Speaker 5: you know it's you.
Speaker 1: Some of y'all smell bed. I'm saying it right now,
Speaker 1: not yell in the studio, but some of y'all smell bad.
Speaker 4: Smell good, yeah, because like an ask can smell good
Speaker 4: and not smell like poop like it still smells like
Speaker 4: like but you know, like not like that's not like
Speaker 4: a negative thing.
Speaker 2: You sound like a but you know it's giving me
Speaker 2: but on the time.
Speaker 3: But with the hints of U L Trained, Dusty Brown feel.
Speaker 2: Riverdale the Rocks the other Yo. That should be the
Speaker 2: title of river The Other Rocks.
Speaker 5: That's that. I encourage you to visit. Riverdale's actually quite nice.
Speaker 2: I'm actually awesome. We're not going to do that. We
Speaker 2: don't believe not happening, So thank you. I just put
Speaker 2: your phone on the charge because of mine.
Speaker 5: So I got these free tickets to see some one
Speaker 5: in concert and also have backstage passes. But it's in Riverdale.
Speaker 5: Would you come No?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Because Madonna was a bam.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's around the corner from I can
Speaker 1: walk to Madonna. I'm not walking to Riverdale. Who that
Speaker 1: we want to see would be performing in Riverdale?
Speaker 5: Kylie Minogue?
Speaker 2: Who No, I'm not taking six train. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see anybody that bad. If Beyonce
Speaker 1: was in Riverdale, I'm not.
Speaker 5: Going mmm free ticket free.
Speaker 3: I don't like I don't like music that bad, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean if the ride, if there's a ride, the ride.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, I have a more important question. Can you
Speaker 3: name some famous bottoms?
Speaker 5: Yes, in the closet or out the closet?
Speaker 2: Both, No, let's do in the closet.
Speaker 1: No, out the closet. That's let's do out the closet.
Speaker 1: Then let's do who you think is a good botty?
Speaker 3: We don't out any don't do that here.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, it's just you therizing. I'm just I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm not. I don't have any information that they are sure.
Speaker 5: I'm just assuming they all gay.
Speaker 2: Everybody gay.
Speaker 5: So who's a good bottom? I would say justin Bieber?
Speaker 2: What he's not out?
Speaker 5: I mean he could be getting tops by his woman.
Speaker 1: He had a pastor for a while, do you the
Speaker 1: pastor with the tattoos? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Hill Song very very hot.
Speaker 2: Dare they will come after you the Hillsong hive. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We talk about the Lord a lot on the spot. Yes,
Speaker 1: we will listen. Sorry, Blue blonde hair. Jesus, go ahead,
Speaker 1: let's see who else?
Speaker 2: I mean, why do you think Justin bieber Is is
Speaker 2: a good bottom?
Speaker 5: Just move because he's hit a certain way.
Speaker 2: Okay, so off beat, off beat? Okay, who else?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 2: Famous bottoms?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 2: Do you think John Travolta is a bottom or the top?
Speaker 5: I think he's versatile?
Speaker 4: Yeah too, Andy Collen is the bottom?
Speaker 5: He is?
Speaker 4: I thought he was a top, absolutely, look at the
Speaker 4: guys that he has on a show.
Speaker 5: But no, no, no, I think he's the top. There
Speaker 5: was an interview that they had where he said he
Speaker 5: was the top really because he had a grinder profile.
Speaker 5: And then they were talking about like there's this whole
Speaker 5: thing and then he spoke about it and like talked
Speaker 5: about like.
Speaker 2: His position John Legend, Oh he got apple.
Speaker 5: Booty bottom bottom, Yeah for sure. Honestly, he's just not
Speaker 5: utilizing all that booty.
Speaker 2: Mmmm mm hmmm you just want chew gum?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Like what I gotta go? Like what is happening?
Speaker 5: Like girl about.
Speaker 1: She's putting on body oils over the she's doing all lashes.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is happening? I'm getting prepped. It's a bottom.
Speaker 4: He learned nothing.
Speaker 3: Wait you can't. You can put essential oils on.
Speaker 5: For this is preparation. Yeah, your bottle or like essential
Speaker 5: oils where o my body? Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2: Famous bottoms, jay.
Speaker 5: Z yes to. I mean Beonce is the top for sure?
Speaker 2: Really you think so?
Speaker 1: No? I feel like her off stage is not her Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 2: It's a compassion fairy.
Speaker 5: It's a completely So then why would you think Rihanna
Speaker 5: is the top? Rihanna is?
Speaker 3: Do you saw how she was in that that that
Speaker 3: jacuzzie with that billionaire that.
Speaker 2: She was fucking giving it to him and had a
Speaker 2: finger in his and she had a nail. She had
Speaker 2: a long nail.
Speaker 1: She had a tail on coffin shape right in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brihanna for but Rihanna's energy on and off stage is
Speaker 1: very big dig energy.
Speaker 2: Be Yance on stage has that and then off stage.
Speaker 5: But you do know bottom can have that energy. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like topping from the bottom. Some of the biggest some
Speaker 5: of the ones that you think are the biggest top
Speaker 5: so actually the most like take it in bottom.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get you to name something you're not giving.
Speaker 4: Men like Neil Patrick Harris is a bottom. I believe right,
Speaker 4: Neil Patrick Harris.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't even know about him.
Speaker 2: I don't know that man.
Speaker 1: If you won't buy me on the street, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know. Sorry to this man. Sorry, sorry, Okay,
Speaker 1: anybody else can throw some of the names out there
Speaker 1: that we think Corey Booker bottom talk about it bottom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he hooked up with Mandy Kaling of Herodly. There's
Speaker 4: a whole thing where they're saying that Corey Booker could
Speaker 4: be Mindy Kaling's baby's father. Yes, because they were flirting
Speaker 4: a lot on Twitter, and she refuses to say anything
Speaker 4: about who they are.
Speaker 2: She rich, She don't need to tell y'all who the
Speaker 2: baby she is. She pregnant, Yeah, she.
Speaker 4: Had a baby, like the baby's like one and a
Speaker 4: half years.
Speaker 2: Old, but she wasn't pregnant. She had a surrogate.
Speaker 4: She was pregnant when, sorry, like over a year ago.
Speaker 3: I don't remember when she was pregnant. I've never seen
Speaker 3: any pictures.
Speaker 2: I also don't follow anything that she does. I was like,
Speaker 2: she thick, you know she is thick?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Mmmmm? Interesting? Is the baby cute?
Speaker 4: She doesn't piss any picture of the baby.
Speaker 2: That's how you do it.
Speaker 5: You do it right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's almost like she didn't have a baby.
Speaker 2: It's like Brenda getta baby a baby. She might throw
Speaker 2: a baby away.
Speaker 4: No, it's always pictures like from behind. It's like always
Speaker 4: the back of I think her name is Catherine.
Speaker 2: Catherine, Catherine Kayling.
Speaker 4: Katherine Kayling.
Speaker 5: That's trash.
Speaker 3: She almost feels like that's like a Kardashian move right.
Speaker 2: There, Katherine Kayling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh wait wait wait Kanye West top or bottom?
Speaker 2: Oh m hm mm hm hmmm.
Speaker 5: I think he's a power bottom mm hmm. Okay, but
Speaker 5: I think he's also he's in an elevated bottom where
Speaker 5: he like tops.
Speaker 2: To bottom top.
Speaker 3: I feel like Kim Kardashian is lazy, so he might
Speaker 3: not be able to No, I think she move it.
Speaker 1: No, we saw the sex tape. She well then there
Speaker 1: was moved the camera back on their sweaty bodies.
Speaker 5: It was well, let me hold on, let me fix
Speaker 5: the camp race got a thick one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does, Serena Williams bottom really mm hmmmm mmmmmm.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like her man would like put down a
Speaker 3: towel and get make her like a meat and cheese
Speaker 3: plateboard before he like fuck her.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I would like that.
Speaker 1: I would like a man to give me a little
Speaker 1: meat before give me a little meat.
Speaker 5: The cheese afterwards greer abris a greer with bre in
Speaker 5: the middle, okay, and a little balsamic reduction, and then like.
Speaker 2: The bread with like a like a little jam.
Speaker 3: I love the jam that turns me on. You put
Speaker 3: a little prostrito on that on top.
Speaker 2: Fuck, we need to get that mail? Do they have
Speaker 2: that chick check? Y'all got boards here? Y'all got a
Speaker 2: balsamic reproduction? Oh my god, I would love truly. You're
Speaker 2: so hungry. I'm hungry too, but I gotta prepare for
Speaker 2: shows and tonight.
Speaker 1: Well, Andre, before we go, is there anything that you
Speaker 1: feel like.
Speaker 2: You wanted to say?
Speaker 5: That was all?
Speaker 1: We didn't even talk about your hot sauce? Oh well, okay,
Speaker 1: well let's talk about that real quick. Now, Where can
Speaker 1: people find you? Andre?
Speaker 2: Has uh you know is a hot sauce genius?
Speaker 5: I make spicy things, so you can find me online.
Speaker 5: W w wakwanda. We'll feed you dot com. And if
Speaker 5: you don't know how to spell shakwanda.
Speaker 2: Then you don't deserve it.
Speaker 5: Exactly. You can always google drag Queen hot Sauce and
Speaker 5: it will pop up.
Speaker 3: It's good, it's been on hot ones. Halle Berry tasted.
Speaker 5: It, called it that neighborhood sauce.
Speaker 2: She did, Yeah, she did.
Speaker 3: She's got the hot sauce. Okay, John Legend he put
Speaker 3: it on his wings? Did he put it on Chrissy
Speaker 3: teaks tits? That's what I heard.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear that did taste your sauce?
Speaker 5: So that was different that that episode. He was like
Speaker 5: very engaged with talking about himself, which was sarcissistic. No,
Speaker 5: he was like he was telling what he needed to tell,
Speaker 5: but he didn't really go into depth about the hot sauce,
Speaker 5: about anyone's sauce.
Speaker 2: Well, there was that meme of him choking on the sauce.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it gets hotter, and then you get to the
Speaker 5: point where it's like like like a lot of skullvilles
Speaker 5: and you either sweat and like be like I can't
Speaker 5: do this, or you're a champ like halle Berry and
Speaker 5: you just like take them wings.
Speaker 2: Is she good to the end?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, she finished all of them with like a
Speaker 5: little bit of sweat, but she cleaned them bones. Do
Speaker 5: you know how to eat a wing.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'll be leaving like the veins. I don't
Speaker 1: be eating that chiwy part like I listen. I don't
Speaker 1: need all that extra on.
Speaker 2: She put on her wings wig. It was great, it
Speaker 2: was sturdy, secure. Okay.
Speaker 1: The bang was swept to the side, to the side
Speaker 1: because she knew, because you can't get heat on a bang.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, because then you might get that in your eye.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But then she used a little sauce. Get them baby hairs,
Speaker 3: put them down here, let them down?
Speaker 1: Are you put a little a little doodoo stop it?
Speaker 1: Sowanda will feed you. Is the instagram also Andre Springer Underscore. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's also the other instagram.
Speaker 5: Uh, don't be asking me to poop on you either.
Speaker 5: I don't do that.
Speaker 1: But for the right for the right amount of money,
Speaker 1: wouldn't poopo somebody? Is somebody overed you. Let's let's let's
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars? Yeah, yeah, thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would do that. Would to poop on some
Speaker 2: a thousand.
Speaker 1: I'm just pooping. I'm not getting pooped on. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars before tax? Why are you? And you
Speaker 1: gotta pay your manager? And this is a real business
Speaker 1: and your agent.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. I'm just paying my lawyer. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: directed by I'll just pay my lawyer to make sure
Speaker 3: my contract is right. It should be like I can't
Speaker 3: ship after five and I can ship before nine, and
Speaker 3: it's gotta be a little bit solid. It can be
Speaker 3: that that giving you a runny egg poop.
Speaker 1: Okay, well hundred, thank you so much for being here
Speaker 1: thinking open. People are gonna start in your d MS.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be nasty. They're gonna be nasty, but they're
Speaker 1: gonna slide in.
Speaker 2: They're gonna love it. They're gonna make a fake profile
Speaker 2: just to be like.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm legit, so tired and so hungry and just
Speaker 3: I can't This is a lot. I didn't know how
Speaker 3: excited I would get about this.
Speaker 2: And then it's draining. Yeah, because we shamed you for
Speaker 2: chewing gum on the mic. Yeah, and then you're you
Speaker 2: remember where you were. I was like, wow, Marie's a time.
Speaker 1: Well because you always eat on the microphone, like when,
Speaker 1: oh my god.
Speaker 2: Seriously, one time you brought the monchies.
Speaker 1: Girl came on into the microphone, right, I was eating
Speaker 1: them too, but I wasn't eating directly into the mic.
Speaker 1: You just you know, and he's like, anyway, whatever, we
Speaker 1: got things to do, and you're definitely a top.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah I am. You didn't pack anybody yet.
Speaker 1: I have not picked anybody yet, but it's it's gonna
Speaker 1: happened twenty We got three months left of the year.
Speaker 5: Now, you know how to prep them before you have any.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine you like you you.
Speaker 3: You put the strap on, and then you would FaceTime
Speaker 3: like sis, I don't know.
Speaker 1: What you and then you like you look at this
Speaker 1: cissok like sis, should I do it in these caprice?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 3: Like I don't know if my hair matches the strap?
Speaker 1: Yes, baby, I'm so ready. Do you have any tips
Speaker 1: for me to peg somebody before we go?
Speaker 5: Yes, prep them before you peg them.
Speaker 2: I gotta prep them. They don't.
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