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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hey, wow, hi guys. Hey hey hey No no, no.

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Speaker 3: No, hey hey hey, good bye.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So see I went up and then you also

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Speaker 1: do it. Where am I starting from? Okay, just at

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Speaker 1: the beginning?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no no no, I went

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Speaker 4: down because you were going up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know what this is? Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: When we do Larry's what makes you saying it's gonna

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Speaker 3: be rough?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be funm hmm. Are we doing the

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Speaker 2: episode together? I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Are we?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're recording it right after two episodes?

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Speaker 2: No, I told him we need to take a food break.

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Speaker 4: And then, oh, is that why he wanted to take

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Speaker 4: that long break?

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Speaker 2: I didn't. That's for a long break? Asked for a break?

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Speaker 4: He was like an hour and a half.

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Speaker 2: Well, because he was like, we get some cocktails between episodes.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, So it's gonna be a great episode anyway, Hi, guys,

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Speaker 1: what's going on?

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Speaker 2: It's your bald friend.

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Speaker 3: It's another week of us, you know, just fantastic, fantastical.

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Speaker 3: I will say that this year has gone by so

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Speaker 3: fast but so slow, and I am literally like, what's next?

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Speaker 2: What are we doing?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: When I look at my photos, Like I'm scrolling through

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Speaker 1: my images on my phone, I'm like, oh, all of

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Speaker 1: that happened this year, Like I got a TV show

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Speaker 1: and then can't like fired in the same year I

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Speaker 1: got we did that Macy, like all that, I went

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Speaker 1: on a three week trip by myself.

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Speaker 2: Like all of that happened this year. You did a lot.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy, it's insane, and we still got three months left.

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Speaker 2: A lot can happen.

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Speaker 3: I know, somebody could pull up to my job and

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Speaker 3: fuck me up, but you know what, we're not gonna

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Speaker 3: think negative like you thinks I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: Show up but fight you. So it's gonna say, send

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Speaker 2: their girl cousins.

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Speaker 3: You could come in, Mama tok cottail my whole fucking situation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but that's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: I mean something, I feel like if you did, if

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Speaker 1: that did happen, like you would still be cute in death.

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Speaker 3: What Yeah, listen, I can't die because you know, I

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Speaker 3: have to accomplish some more things.

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Speaker 5: That's it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all now.

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Speaker 3: Well, now I have unlimited data, bitch.

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Speaker 2: So I mean, you've accomplished a lot.

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Speaker 3: That was one of the things that I was like,

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Speaker 3: I can't die until I get unlimited. And now I

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Speaker 3: got it, and I'm one suicide watched now don't kill myself? Now,

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Speaker 3: well is it gonna happen? But then who's gonna get

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Speaker 3: the data that you not use it. I'm gonna pass

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Speaker 3: it down to you. I'm gonna fu put it in,

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Speaker 3: put it in your wheel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I leave Marie Foston.

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Speaker 6: My dear friend and colleague, my bold colleague, my god,

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Speaker 6: my brown goddess, thank you, my haitian mean best friend,

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Speaker 6: thank you, love it, my prostitutor, prostituto.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, I'm just like, we got three months. We

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Speaker 3: gotta figure it out. Gotta gotta gotta get some money.

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Speaker 2: Gotta get your head in the game. Yeah, I gotta

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Speaker 2: get your head in the game.

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Speaker 3: I just want to get some more money. That's literally it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, how much money you think you need to get

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Speaker 1: for the end of the year to be a success?

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Speaker 1: Ten thousand dollars? No, ten thousand more dollars.

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Speaker 2: No, you need more than that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so twelve thousand dollars. See, so I went

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Speaker 1: up about you.

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Speaker 3: I mean, twelve wouldn't be bad, but you know, you

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Speaker 3: gotta pay people out that's the problem.

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Speaker 1: That's why you gotta fire your whole team. Sis getting

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Speaker 1: ready to leave everybody.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Marie, don't you dare say that on here?

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Speaker 2: You idiot? What's wrong? What you talking about? They work

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Speaker 2: for me? Friend? What you mean? But uh no, I like,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I only I have a manager and I

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Speaker 2: have a lawyer.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna fire I'm not gonna fire them and

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Speaker 1: be alone. I'm gonna be unemployed and have nobody working

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Speaker 1: for me. That makes no sense. Yeah, yeah, you can't

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Speaker 1: have an empire when nobody work in the empire.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who's gonna be Who's gonna be terren toward? Because

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Speaker 2: I'm obviously Taraji?

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Speaker 1: Right? Cookie, cookie, I see it. Thank you, I see

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Speaker 1: the cookie in you. Thank you so much for saying that. Yeah, wow,

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Speaker 1: you see it.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So what were you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Just when I have deadlines, I you know, I don't

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Speaker 3: really like them, but that's when I'm my most productive.

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Speaker 3: I had a couple of deadlines at work and I

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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like that is kind of my

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Speaker 2: And that's how I pulled. I'll be like, wow, I

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Speaker 3: My job asked me to write a script for something

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Speaker 2: And then we went to Miami and.

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Speaker 3: It was like so much going on and it was

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Speaker 2: And da da da da da, and you.

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Speaker 1: Know, I got that email and they were like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we don't need to see that script.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, okay, so when do you

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Speaker 5: So I was like whoa, all right.

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Speaker 1: So got into work just like all right, I'm gonna write.

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Speaker 1: And then you know, I'm on Twitter and you hadn't read,

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Speaker 1: hadn't written anything, not near damn word And how.

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Speaker 2: Long do they need it to be a couple? Like

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I talked to you on the phone about it.

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Speaker 3: You were like, I'm so nervous. Sounds like you're gonna

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Speaker 3: be fine, We'll lose my job. I was like, you'll

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Speaker 3: And then you know, at the last hour, it was

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Speaker 2: Or the cat one, the one with the cat is like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was me literally the whole hour just and

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Speaker 3: then you know, I banged it out, did a script

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Speaker 1: They was like okay, all right. They were like work work,

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Speaker 1: that's not bad. You know, we got a lot more

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Speaker 2: But like it's there.

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Speaker 3: YEA half of writing is literally just having the words there,

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Speaker 3: writing it out and then we make it better rewrites.

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Speaker 5: It's all about the rewrites.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's a word. Sis. I feel like I needed that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you all about the rewrats.

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Speaker 1: So literally I got on Twitter and was like yo,

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Speaker 3: And then people started sending me all this stuff. They

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Speaker 3: sent me like oh you could get this plant that's

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Speaker 3: like opioids. It has the same effects as opioids, but

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Speaker 3: it's not. And I was like, did you not hear

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Speaker 3: just trying to like how cool your followers are.

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Speaker 2: Yo, drizzle a little bit of crack on it and

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Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I just need motivation to like write,

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Speaker 3: talking about can't you as well some change?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but after you get sober up, sis, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have a lot to write about. The memoir is gonna

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Speaker 1: a bridge, second a dick for a couple of years

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Speaker 1: trying to.

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Speaker 2: Get that crack. Never, but once you get sober, sis,

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Speaker 2: once you get clean.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I just want to put this on wax. Will

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Speaker 3: never sucking dick again. I don't even suck dildos? Would

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Speaker 2: People do that? Is this something that people do? People

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Speaker 3: I will never have a flasted anything. No, I will

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Speaker 3: never have a phallic thing in my mouth ever again.

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Speaker 3: So you're not gonna guess it's gross. Put your imaginary

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Speaker 2: I will I will never.

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Speaker 3: I barely eat bananas, bitch.

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Speaker 2: Let me don't barely.

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Speaker 3: I barely put a banana ice cream. I don't even

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Speaker 2: Plan is out. We're not doing done, You're not doing whatever.

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Speaker 4: Why did you grow up in ice cream?

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Speaker 3: Why did you like like, like, you know, the ice

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Speaker 2: Andrew was like.

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Speaker 5: Ice cream?

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Speaker 4: Maybe that's why you're done sucking dick if you're relating

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sometimes it is redfrees. You suck a dick

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Speaker 1: long enough, you might could get brain freeze.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Sis, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know if that's true or false. I don't be

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Speaker 1: down there that long work. Okay, what were you an

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Speaker 1: expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: Baby? Honestly, friend, I was, I was an expert at Wow?

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Speaker 1: Well what was I an expert in? Let me just

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Speaker 1: tell you what happened and then we'll figure it out

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Speaker 1: at the very end. So, actually, how do I want

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Speaker 1: to tell this story? I don't really want to tell

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Speaker 1: this story.

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Speaker 2: Tell me I was an expert at like just being available. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I had a friend call me and was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: what you doing tonight, and I was like, I got

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Speaker 1: shows and he was like, well, I got these tickets

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Speaker 1: to see Madonna backstage tonight. And I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm going to see Madonna tonight.

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Speaker 5: What time?

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Speaker 1: He was like nine thirty. I was like, Oh, my

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Speaker 1: show's gonna be done before that, so mm hmm. So

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Speaker 1: I can't go outside like this if it would be

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Speaker 1: backstage with Madonna, I gotta change my outfit.

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Speaker 2: Cut to me forty minutes later.

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Speaker 1: Missed the first show right message the second show, was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm on my way. Now get on the train, speed there,

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Speaker 1: And then can I can I say that it took

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Speaker 2: Anyway, that person, that person that I went here to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm so happy that he's here because I've

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Speaker 1: He is our bottom expert. Yeah, he's the bottom, the

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Speaker 2: Yes, bottom is up. He's my friend in yours.

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Speaker 3: Okay, how can I get on this list to see Madonna?

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Speaker 2: Well it's not your birthday, says your birthday person.

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Speaker 3: Oh it was pretty random to that's but that's how

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, because you know she up there,

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Speaker 5: She looked amazing. I mean the whole show is she

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Speaker 1: Everything was cute. Yeah, but it was cute. People had

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Speaker 5: Everybody was in a Leopard had some sort of Leopard moment.

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Speaker 5: And I missed out on the memo, which was kind

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Speaker 2: You had like a jumper on? Yeah, you know I

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Speaker 1: But you know what, you got face and teeth, So

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Speaker 3: You know, that personality you know when you come in,

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Speaker 2: Sidney saying you look slappy. She said, sloppy people be

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I said, you look like, oh

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Speaker 1: You said, the more put together you look, the less

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Speaker 1: Look at the hood. Okay, yeah, look at Steve Jobs,

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Speaker 1: Look at your Mark uppermos look brand new.

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Speaker 3: I can tell you that you have less than five

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Speaker 2: You ain't got no money none.

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Speaker 3: If you ain't got scuffs on your white sneaks, you

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Speaker 2: Your bank account. I means you don't have a home.

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Speaker 2: That's what it is.

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Speaker 5: What if you don't have shoelaces.

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Speaker 3: You're just flopping that's a boom. Or you're in jail,

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Speaker 3: you can't. You can't have shoelaces in jail. Criminal, you're

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Speaker 2: Sydney didn't take your shoelaces when you went to jail.

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Speaker 3: They absolutely, they listen. They were trying to take my break.

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Speaker 3: They were like, can we take can we remove these?

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not gonna kill myself with my

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Speaker 2: I just got my hair done. They try to make

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Speaker 1: They touched my braid and was like, can we can?

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Speaker 1: It was detached. I was like, I was like, this

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Speaker 1: we got to get more people of color in these

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Speaker 1: jails to like tell these people, oh, they are there. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean that work that were there. You know, it's

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Speaker 5: For them color on the inside. On the outside, they

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Speaker 5: like your buthold.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's talk about this because I always say that

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Speaker 1: Like I'm not the gayest person you are. No, you're

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Speaker 1: gayer than him. Okay, he thinks David Goldberg is gayer

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Speaker 1: than him. It's a different type of gays. Not all

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Speaker 1: if there were hierarchies of gay, like you're the Beyonce

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Speaker 1: of gays, I think that's a stretch. But okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't know nothing about her. Is that Sarah mcglackland.

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Speaker 5: Friend les exactly?

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Speaker 2: Yes, Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know the world come to my window.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we don't go that far back in lesbian world.

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Speaker 3: What's the lesbian right now?

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Speaker 2: Who's in? Who's in right now?

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Speaker 3: I don't Christian Stewart, she's Kristin Stewart.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't like anything that she's doing with

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Speaker 2: Who's Kristin Stewart? Twilight Charlie's Angels?

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Speaker 4: Angels?

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Speaker 2: That's it?

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Speaker 3: Oh, the one that's like she got like the stringy

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Speaker 3: trust that mayhair.

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Speaker 1: She got like she always has, like a smoky eye,

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Speaker 1: like she slept in it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like like raccoon like chic.

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Speaker 1: That's what she got. But she's always booked, she's always working.

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Speaker 2: And she's a lesbian.

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Speaker 5: Yep.

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Speaker 3: Oh, she ain't got no upper body strength. She looked

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Speaker 2: She looks like a skateboard.

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Speaker 5: What about Karen Delvine?

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Speaker 2: Is not the country country?

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Speaker 1: The model with the eyebrows that like spilled her cocaine

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Speaker 1: w she's real messy.

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Speaker 2: She's like a super she's a super model.

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Speaker 5: She's been all like the she got to show an

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Speaker 5: Amazon Prime about like fairies with that.

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Speaker 2: Did she got a gap? No?

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Speaker 5: I don't think so she got like mad eyebrows and

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Speaker 2: Her name is pretty c A r A. Oh I

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Speaker 2: do know her? Oh she cools.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think she was Rihanna at one point.

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Speaker 1: N Rihanna definitely got the straps Rihanna Smith.

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Speaker 4: Michelle Rodriguez for a while.

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Speaker 2: Lesbian.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but she she's one of those like lesbians like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: we have to acknowledge her, but like like not really,

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Speaker 3: we don't want.

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Speaker 4: She looks like she smells like fish.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, how can you not She doesn't seem

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Speaker 3: like a good person, right, but how do you hate her?

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Speaker 2: But not any of the other people that we talked

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Speaker 4: Michelle Rodriguez did play a trans person like a few years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when she.

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Speaker 4: Said I'm bisexual, I can play anybody in the community.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, y'all didn't show any heat to Scarlet Johansson

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Speaker 1: when she was like, well I'm Asian.

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Speaker 2: Today and tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: She got roasted.

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Speaker 1: Let Michelle Rodriguez live her life, Okay, if she want

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Speaker 1: to be whatever she wanted to be loved, be what

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Speaker 5: You know, I did a turking video with her, okay,

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Speaker 5: and you dance, Well, this is when I had a waste.

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Speaker 5: Now that my waist has expanded that I become one

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Speaker 5: solid tube trainer.

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Speaker 2: What's that a waist trainer? I'm saying for your you know,

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Speaker 2: like the hood rats, be wearing the gym andre you

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Speaker 2: are prestigious. You don't need none of that.

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Speaker 5: You're wearing your little like a little you're.

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Speaker 3: Doing your little you know, drug dealer rappers.

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Speaker 5: Button.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're good. Have you ever smuggled anything in your bad.

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Speaker 5: I have to think about that, but I don't think

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Speaker 5: I have. I did lose my virginity to a frozen

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Speaker 1: What okay? What's the first of all? Why people freezing

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Speaker 3: Well, first of all, you have to freeze, yeah, for

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Speaker 2: You don't leave the hot dog.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something my mother and let me

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Speaker 1: tell you how she raised me. When you buy food

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't be refreezing the meat again.

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Speaker 1: So just buy what you can eat and what you

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Speaker 1: then freeze that then to oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we

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Speaker 5: Just my mom would just throw everything in the deep freezer.

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Speaker 2: Oh, y'all trash about sausage.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that sounds like, uh, that sounds like the black

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Speaker 3: version of mountain dew.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 3: You're hard time? What's what? What I was going to

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Speaker 5: Pretty much?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so your mom you had you had, you

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Speaker 3: Yes, that doesn't sound like a New Yorker.

448
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had in New Yorker. We had a house

449
00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:37,520
Speaker 5: where in bed really Yeah, I'm a Brownstown baby.

450
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,240
Speaker 1: Down baby. She had the whole building, Yes, the whole

451
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,959
Speaker 1: buildings is where is she?

452
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,240
Speaker 5: And Queens?

453
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,000
Speaker 2: She got displaced?

454
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:46,800
Speaker 5: Got it?

455
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,520
Speaker 2: Gentrification? Mama moved to Queens?

456
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,080
Speaker 5: Did I mean gentrification benefited her but not me?

457
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:53,800
Speaker 2: Is your mother white?

458
00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:57,159
Speaker 5: She saw her house, she was like, She's like, I

459
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,480
Speaker 5: walked quiet, and I'm like.

460
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,320
Speaker 2: You should have held it onto it for a little

461
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,840
Speaker 2: bit more money she could have.

462
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,199
Speaker 1: But I mean she wanted to go to Queens and

463
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,280
Speaker 1: do I don't know Russian things. What is that quiet

464
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:08,960
Speaker 1: Polish thing?

465
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,639
Speaker 5: That is a cute. There's a cute like you know

466
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:14,320
Speaker 5: Caribbean and African American neighborhood in there. It's called Rosedale.

467
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,560
Speaker 2: I never heard of it. Sound like Long Island.

468
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,760
Speaker 3: I feel like I gotta get on the Metro North

469
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,080
Speaker 3: to do that.

470
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,280
Speaker 1: I feel like the girl on the train witnessing murder,

471
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,119
Speaker 1: just trying to get to Rosedale to see some Jamaicans.

472
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,920
Speaker 2: I could just go outside. Yeah, we're in Brooklyn, but.

473
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,200
Speaker 5: You know those Jamaicans over there ain't as trifling.

474
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,119
Speaker 3: Oh really, is that what you're gonna say on the

475
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,280
Speaker 3: I mean, the dragon that I'm dealing with is not trifling.

476
00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:40,480
Speaker 2: You know. I haven't seen him, but I'm.

477
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,679
Speaker 5: Saying, okay, the.

478
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:55,560
Speaker 2: Feelings. Maybe she gots feeling. I feel like I got leave. Wait,

479
00:19:55,680 --> 00:20:00,360
Speaker 2: so your mother slave in all day for the man to.

480
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,600
Speaker 1: Put food in the deep freezer and you put it

481
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,639
Speaker 1: in your ask how old were you?

482
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,560
Speaker 5: Wow? I was nine years old.

483
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,000
Speaker 2: No, does she know about that? Were you watching porn? No?

484
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,200
Speaker 5: I just was like I was just starting to feel

485
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,840
Speaker 5: like things should be in your butt. Yeah, and so

486
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,760
Speaker 5: like you know the best, Like, have you going to

487
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,160
Speaker 5: therapy for that? I talked to my therapist about it. Yeah,

488
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,359
Speaker 5: said it was really like normal. No, you got yours

489
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:30,719
Speaker 5: from Groupon. No, your therapist is from a therapist went

490
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,159
Speaker 5: to like the new school.

491
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,960
Speaker 1: Your therapist went to Deride. She took a course online

492
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,000
Speaker 1: and was like, oh I could do this.

493
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 2: That's me. She's a phoenix.

494
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 1: Your therapist went to one of them day schools that

495
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,840
Speaker 1: Little Romeo advertises during Maury.

496
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:52,760
Speaker 2: Oh like tt tech. Okay, so you're nine, you feel

497
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,560
Speaker 2: like you should do something.

498
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,399
Speaker 5: Yes with my butt You're like, oh, I'm gonna go

499
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:57,720
Speaker 5: get it.

500
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,600
Speaker 2: From the freezer.

501
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,720
Speaker 5: So, you know, I like the you know, it was

502
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,600
Speaker 5: small enough, long enough like where I felt it was approach.

503
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:05,840
Speaker 2: Did you warm it up?

504
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 7: No?

505
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 5: I put it in a condom and then I shoved

506
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:08,719
Speaker 5: it up my buttole.

507
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:12,240
Speaker 2: How did you win? You went through your mother's condom

508
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,280
Speaker 2: stash when you were nine?

509
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 5: No, I had.

510
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,520
Speaker 2: We have friends they had and nine. Oh yeah, that's weird.

511
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 5: We're condoms everywhere. I'm sorry, I'm that's good, you know,

512
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:20,760
Speaker 5: I mean, that's good.

513
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 2: That's good.

514
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 1: It was the free NYC condoms they have those.

515
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 2: It was the colored condoms.

516
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,679
Speaker 5: It was free because I took it color. I remember

517
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 5: those ones.

518
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 2: That's why they locked the condoms up at Dwayne Reid

519
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,399
Speaker 2: don't do that.

520
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 5: I think they'd locked a lot of weird stuff. They

521
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 5: lock up a lot of products for people of color

522
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 5: and doing read. They did a whole thing where they

523
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 5: were showing the different shelves and then some of the

524
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 5: shelves had the locks on it, and there were all

525
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 5: shampoo wave, the curly hair, and then all the panteene,

526
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 5: provy and stuff for normal quote unquote hair.

527
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,280
Speaker 2: Available was available, that fine hair. They locked up the shade, moisture,

528
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 2: all the black stuff.

529
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, the miss Chessi's lockdown, the coconut oil locked up,

530
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 1: rude locked up one of me. But I mean it

531
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,160
Speaker 1: makes sense if black people going to steal, they're gonna

532
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:12,920
Speaker 1: seal the white pople stuff.

533
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 2: They got to the black people stuff, because that's.

534
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 1: What I need, the vast lean intensive care. I'm not

535
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 1: taking THEO with the oatmeal in it.

536
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 5: That's the I've used that as before.

537
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:28,120
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, well, what's like unsented all of them?

538
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 5: You know, my first loop was actually DA's hair grease.

539
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 1: Oh mad, you made the employee unlocked the case for

540
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 1: the hair grease and then you put it in your butt.

541
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 3: First of all, Dax is the thickest and it's great.

542
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 3: It's just like pomade. How well, you know that's not

543
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,440
Speaker 3: a slippery sliding one that is shooting.

544
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 2: No, that's wrong.

545
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 3: That's you'll clog your pores and your ass with that.

546
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 5: That's wrong. I sure did. And like the first time

547
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 5: I took a took a real dick, not a hot Uh.

548
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 5: We use the dack's hair grease because that's what was around.

549
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 5: And then are you sure? Yes, you sound like Missouri

550
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 5: or something like that. You remember you remember that Indian

551
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 5: hemp grease too little? Yeah, that was the biggest.

552
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 2: Foliated butthole you so gross? Why would you do that?

553
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 5: You know? I was sustainable, just trying to use what

554
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 5: was available instead of like, why is that?

555
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 2: Because shouldn't How old were you you think when that happened?

556
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 5: Fourteen?

557
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 2: Well you fourteen? You don't really know, But how was

558
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 2: the person that you were sleeping with?

559
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 5: Fourteen?

560
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're just dumb. Nobody knows anything at fourteen.

561
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,159
Speaker 5: No, I was gonna teach, you know, being gay at

562
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 5: that time. Yeah, you know, no one wants to give

563
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 5: you the information or anything. So you gotta either be

564
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 5: resourceful and use what's around you.

565
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 3: I will say that Andrew is looking at you. He's intrigued.

566
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's turned on, but he's definitely like.

567
00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 4: Uh turn y, No, definitely not.

568
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 2: Look at Andrew's wispy hair. You know, only.

569
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: Wait when Andrew Andrew? You got no hair grease at

570
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: the house for the black people. You don't have like

571
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: a little guest shelf.

572
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 4: No, I have the large astro gliade ready astro line.

573
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 2: Well you're old school. How old are you? Astro glaid?

574
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,679
Speaker 4: That's the trick. However, if you're putting all that stuff

575
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 4: inside of your like, you're making yourself more susceptible, yes

576
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 4: to things.

577
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 5: Yes, when you're two fourteen year old?

578
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 2: Right doesn't and just like you don't get you think

579
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 2: you're gonna live for everyone.

580
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: You're fourteen, You like I could jump off this roof

581
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 1: and land on thatd dick from three stories up. You

582
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: think you're invisible when you're fourteen, But I was not having.

583
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 5: Some Jamaicans be doing that and then daggering. Yes.

584
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, so here's my question. So two young gaze,

585
00:24:55,920 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: two young attractive gaze? Yes, they how do you all

586
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: decide you knew you were a bottom from.

587
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 5: From the jump?

588
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 2: The beginning because you want to take it.

589
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, describe like bottom is literally just somebody who

590
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 3: takes it, takes a dick.

591
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 5: It's like you want it inside of you, you want

592
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 5: it around you. You're like more dick centric.

593
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 2: Than you are diccentric.

594
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 5: What's the whole enthusiast? Enthusiast?

595
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 2: I like this eccentric?

596
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

597
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 2: What time were you born? I want to know what?

598
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 2: What moon you got?

599
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 5: My moon is a Leo moon.

600
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.

601
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 5: So I'm like a double Libra with a Leo moon,

602
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 5: which means that I have like I'm a true Libra

603
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 5: with the kind of determination of a Leo.

604
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 2: I don't know what any of the means. And I'm

605
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 2: a Libra. What time were you born?

606
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 5: Somewhere between three pm and ten pm?

607
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 3: Is your mercury always in retrograde?

608
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 5: Like?

609
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: What's it's always ant?

610
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 7: No?

611
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 5: I got my crystal?

612
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 2: I love it.

613
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 5: So that was smooth ceiling merch. He's brought to you.

614
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 2: By So what happens when you two bottoms meet?

615
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 5: It's like you know, when you put magnets and they

616
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 5: kind of don't. Yeah, I mean, are you just complaining

617
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 5: about who's going to do it? I want to be

618
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 5: the bottom.

619
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 2: Why can't you just switch off? Saying we don't understand

620
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 2: why you can't.

621
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 4: Just like if neither of us want to do it.

622
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,719
Speaker 2: So you're sucking lazy, that's what.

623
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 3: Literally, just want to take the dick and they don't

624
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 3: want to do anything, and it's just like.

625
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 5: Discussion something that's a lot of work, is it?

626
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 1: Okay, y'all are talking like y'all are talking like we've

627
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: never taken dick exactly.

628
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 5: It's not all in your asshole.

629
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 2: I have tried.

630
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,360
Speaker 5: Okay, we have done it successfully.

631
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 2: I have done success. Okay, wow, Marie. Successfully.

632
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 1: I was in a relationship and I was like, yeah,

633
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: tried this one time and it felt like nothing, and

634
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: then we never.

635
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 2: Did it again.

636
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 5: Did you use grease? No?

637
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 3: I said, it felt like nothing, Like it.

638
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 2: Did nothing for me. I don't want to do this.

639
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 3: Oh wow, this is weird. I couldn't imagine you doing aint.

640
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 5: Know.

641
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 2: With this haircut, I look like a power bottom. Honestly,

642
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 2: I feel like I can see it.

643
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: I should be I should be giving dickey that people.

644
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I mean your brother is fine.

645
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 2: Discussing They said, my brother is my doppelganger.

646
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 3: It is so gross. Oh my god, I'm just I'm

647
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 3: gonna throw.

648
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 2: So two bottoms meet and if y'all are attracted to each.

649
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 5: Other, there are some times where I think it's important

650
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 5: to tops to know so that you know how to

651
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,479
Speaker 5: be a better bottom.

652
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 3: How do you be a better bottom? What's what's a

653
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 3: good bottom?

654
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 5: Someone who knows like what to do when the dick

655
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 5: is inside of him or knows how to either a

656
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 5: prepare or understand when it's time and when it's not time.

657
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 5: Also like when it's time, yeah, when it is for

658
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 5: the next person, Like if you got a do do

659
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 5: you know you want to make sure you evacuate or

660
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 5: you know, sometimes you're heating the moment and literally shit

661
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 5: happens and you just.

662
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 2: Do it literally. Okay, well let's talk about that.

663
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 5: You know that's usually a no.

664
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,919
Speaker 2: No you have any of those stories.

665
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 5: I know you got one I do. But if it happens,

666
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 5: it happens, is you know, yeah, yes this is safe,

667
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 5: but you know Okay, so you want to hear a time?

668
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's what this whole podcast word like, yes, yes, yes, yes,

669
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: let's go.

670
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 5: So you know I was in the MSN chat rooms

671
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 5: not to tell you all my age but okay, al

672
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 5: and so we're like, you know, I'm chatting up with

673
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 5: this dude. And we was talking for you know, a minute.

674
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 2: And a minute literally, it was like an afternoon.

675
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 5: And he's like, you know, let's meet up at Christopher

676
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 5: Street Peers. You know, at the time, I was twenty

677
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 5: years old and he was like twenty eight. And so

678
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 5: he's like, I'm gonna come pick you up in my

679
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 5: in my car. So you know, that should already been

680
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 5: a red flag, but whatever, it's just like he has

681
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 5: a car. Yeah, stranger off the internet, let me pick

682
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 5: you up in my car.

683
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 2: And you were like, hey, you get.

684
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: Into my car, get out of my dreams and into

685
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: myca That's what happened. And you were like, yes, daddy,

686
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: he was fine, dull. Look who were playing them in

687
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: a movie?

688
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 5: Like Italian?

689
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 3: Justin Timberlake, I don't believe. And so justin timber isn't Italian?

690
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 5: Well like darker hair.

691
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: No, I thought he's Italian, he said, Justin it's creole.

692
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 5: He's from occasions.

693
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: He's just from the South. You said he's related to Beyonce.

694
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 5: No, he's from like now Orleans.

695
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: He's no Tennessee.

696
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, wait, so you said he's related

697
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: to that was racist and homophobics.

698
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: Where you just said he said he's from Dell.

699
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 5: I mean that hair. Matt got some kink curl.

700
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: That's what I saw a video of an Asian person

701
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: putting straws in their hair and then they took it

702
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: out and they.

703
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 2: Looked like Afro hair. So that's when he got a perm.

704
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 2: I'm tired of everybody.

705
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: He got a curly white person perm and then he

706
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: got some corn rows and black people were like, we

707
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: love it, and I was like, not me.

708
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 2: Not he was. He was using jam on his edges.

709
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 2: He was using decks but on his butt though.

710
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: Okay, so you know I go Italian Justin Bieber, just

711
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: In timulated exactly.

712
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 5: He comes to the piers and so he pulls up

713
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 5: in this black kind of like jeep looking thing because

714
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 5: I don't know how to drive, so I don't really

715
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 5: know about cars that much. It didn't have big yeah,

716
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 5: and so I hopped in the hopped in the car

717
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 5: and like he's like, We're going to drive up to

718
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 5: the Bronx because that's where I live.

719
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh no, no, no, no, no, Chelsea.

720
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 2: And back in the day, the Bronx was the Bronx.

721
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 2: The Bronx is still no.

722
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 5: No, he lived in White People Bronx.

723
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 2: He lived in Riverdale, White People Bronx. I never heard

724
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 2: of that. I've never heard of. Riverdale is a fancy

725
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 2: from the book.

726
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 5: Based off the Bronx.

727
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 2: That's not the right now.

728
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 5: Wow, it's like big ass houses, like old school houses,

729
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 5: like mansions and stuff.

730
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you got a mansion in Riverdale, you're

731
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: basically that's like having a house in Detroit.

732
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 5: The like five million dollars you talking about.

733
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: I'm not going to Riverdale, but five million dollars Okay,

734
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: picked up, I did, And.

735
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it says Riverdale is a residential neighborhood in the

736
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 3: northwest portion of the Bronx.

737
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: That's so the b I'm looking at them.

738
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 3: Okay, we got to switch this whole thing up.

739
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

740
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 2: Okay.

741
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,719
Speaker 5: So, so he's like, I'm gonna pick you up. So

742
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 5: we're in the car. He's like, I'll drop you back home,

743
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 5: so don't worry because we're going further into And I

744
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 5: lived in Brooklyn, so you know, So we get back

745
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 5: to his house and you know, we're talking and I'm

746
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 5: you know, feeling like you know, like I want some

747
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 5: zou some zoo, and so you know, we like in

748
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 5: the bed and and like you know, we're getting ready

749
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 5: and he like puts it in and I like fly

750
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 5: off the bed because he didn't like this is when

751
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 5: you're bad, top. Yeah, you just like jamming it in there,

752
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 5: like it's like ready to be jammed in.

753
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 2: You know, you gotta romance, be a little bit.

754
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 5: You gotta you know, make it, make it violated.

755
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: You gotta dilate it.

756
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 3: Wait, so you have to use some type of arousal,

757
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 3: like you know.

758
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 5: Talk to it, lick it, kiss it. Yeah, you know,

759
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 5: lick it, kiss it pet, maybe some popper.

760
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: You got to lick it, move it. What is that

761
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: something you can get it? Okay, So he just jams.

762
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 5: Jammed it in there, and I flew off the bed

763
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 5: onto the wall, like straight up.

764
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 3: And you're tall too, so like when you fall off

765
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 3: the bed and you fall off the bed, you hit

766
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 3: the mirror, dude, you hit the flow.

767
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 5: Yeah. So I get back up holding my my my

768
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 5: boucy cat, your boucie cat.

769
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that cat.

770
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 5: Like I paused for a second. I was like I

771
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 5: think I'm good, and so I waited and then like

772
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 5: I was like, let me control this. So I get

773
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 5: up on top of him. You know, I like put

774
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 5: the blanket like to the side of my hips, you know,

775
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 5: like make that kind of like you know, seashell. Like

776
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 5: I was like the goddess divine.

777
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 2: Like Beyonce had her pregnancy photo.

778
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 5: Shoot, and so like I'm like riding. I'm like on

779
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 5: top and I'm like.

780
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 2: You're feeling yourself. You're doing music playing.

781
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 5: In my head, so like I'm going up and down

782
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh my god, this is so much

783
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 5: easier than I thought it would be.

784
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 2: And so like I'm like, oh, oh my go.

785
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 5: And he's like he's like, oh my god, any moves

786
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 5: a blanket and I was like, oh, and it was

787
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 5: just what you would think.

788
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 2: Did you have diarrhea?

789
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 5: I see, I'm lactose and tolerant. I ate macaroni and

790
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 5: cheese everywhere.

791
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:00,959
Speaker 1: Oh you had the maca and the cheese. That's the

792
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: real mac attack you No, I know what it is.

793
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 2: Thank you for macaroni and cheese.

794
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 1: You shot all in this man's cold sheets, and you

795
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: know this was his good sheet. Yeah, they have the

796
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: flowers on them. His cabbage batch kids. You do that

797
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: Martha Stewart.

798
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 2: The dove yo. So then what happened he.

799
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 5: Was more embarrassed than I was. I was just like,

800
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 5: oh my god, I'm sorry. So I jumped in the

801
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 5: shower like you know what happened to the pool?

802
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 3: Uh?

803
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 2: He backed it up, nigger.

804
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: I would have put the whole bed. The bed is done. Yes,

805
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: I'll be like nan one one dead body come up

806
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: and pick up this dead body and then they get

807
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: there like oh yeah, I just.

808
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 2: Take the bed. It's the bed. I was like, yeah,

809
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 2: something's wrong with the bed.

810
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just doodoo.

811
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, doodoo in a toilet is not the same as

812
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 3: like loose that's just out.

813
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: And some raw doodo, rare raw, uncut doodle, just loose

814
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 1: poop and it's no was it medium?

815
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 5: It was rare. It was rare.

816
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: Because you know, because mine'd be like well done, sometimes harsh,

817
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: liot like plates hard. It'd be like it'd be like cold,

818
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: you know, it'd be like little pellets look like Coco crispy, like.

819
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 2: You gotta get more fiber in my day. Yeah.

820
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes when I should have been like, oh you've

821
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 3: been a bad.

822
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 2: Girl, Santa dropped off cold.

823
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: You're like girl, you need eat much spinach or something.

824
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: Ship give you some greens anything. Prebiotics okay, speak on

825
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: it us up.

826
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 5: Probiotics are fibers that eat that the probiotics eat. So

827
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 5: whenever you take probiotics, you should always have feed them probiotics.

828
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 5: So you should have a diet healthier and fibers so

829
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 5: that your microbiome can like thrive and grow.

830
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: I don't know what none of the more is, but

831
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 2: they sound right.

832
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 5: We believe you. Micaelbrianms microbim. That's how you can be

833
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 5: a better bottom too, because poop is more like a

834
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 5: smooth ship ceiling on you.

835
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: I don't think that you need your poop to be

836
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: no smoother obviously it came right out with your But no, there's.

837
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 5: Like too hard and then there's two, you know, separated

838
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 5: and loose. You want to try to find like a

839
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 5: happy medium.

840
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 3: I think when it's harder it's better, no, because then

841
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:43,720
Speaker 3: less less like particles is like all up in the rectum.

842
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 2: You know when it's when you're soft, it's just messy, soft,

843
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 2: squishy pool. No no, no for like you were like

844
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 2: I wasn't ready. I was ready. That's the sound of

845
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 2: me and you'd be like, wow, have you ever pooped

846
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:05,479
Speaker 2: so much.

847
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: That you were like, all that came out of my body?

848
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 2: And then you get on the scale, You're like, I'm

849
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,439
Speaker 2: the same way.

850
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 5: That's fucked up.

851
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 2: I'm the same you were like, I gotta call somebody so.

852
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 5: We can see how much is well, just take a

853
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 5: picture and send it.

854
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 2: No, we don't do that. I've never taken up.

855
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: You can only see my dudoo live, you know, let

856
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: me go live in person? Yeah?

857
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:29,439
Speaker 2: Wait?

858
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 3: So he so, so he sees all the ship.

859
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 5: He's like, I go in the shower. I let him

860
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 5: deal with it, and then I come back out because

861
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 5: you know, I was like feeling refreshed and I was

862
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 5: like ready to go again. He's like, oh, okay, I

863
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 5: think I'm gonna just call it a night.

864
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch, after you, after you singe my nostrils with

865
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: your waist, you think I'm gonna get hard for you.

866
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 2: You're root, You're root, You're root, You're root.

867
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 5: He's like all right, so, and I'm like waiting because

868
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 5: you know, he said he's going to drive me back.

869
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 2: Oh sis.

870
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: He's like he's like you ship on the sheets. He's

871
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 1: like your own way the sheets oh, I got another

872
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: shitty sheet story.

873
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, so he dropped you over at the tree.

874
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 3: Oh.

875
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you were lucky that you got that baby.

876
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 2: It took you three.

877
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: Three days to get They thought she was missing. They

878
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,240
Speaker 1: put you on milk cartons and everything theirl like, have y'all.

879
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 2: Seen you back home? And you were like, oh my god,

880
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 2: bro Box, you have to take a you had to

881
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 2: take the boat back. You're like, god, a little canoe.

882
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 2: You're just trying to get back to the city. I'm

883
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 2: in Riverdale, the nice part of the Bronx.

884
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: And then everybody starts laughing, right, the nice part of

885
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: the Bronx.

886
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: I am. I'm judging Archie Cats. Okay, Sydney gotta go.

887
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 2: I'm turning. I turned my head you in the row

888
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 2: boat like, I'm just trying to get home to my family.

889
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: Would you guys to know that Sydney is wearing a

890
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 1: sleeping mask right now and.

891
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 2: I was trying to do the act out for a

892
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 2: bird Box.

893
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, every look she's.

894
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 2: You don't see it.

895
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,919
Speaker 1: This act out is gold, baby, you know you can't

896
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 1: see it.

897
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 5: It reminds me of a single poop going down the toilet.

898
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

899
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 3: Okay, so what's your other story of being a bottom?

900
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're a bad bottom, bad bottom in

901
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 2: the hallway.

902
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 5: No, I mean you're young.

903
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Yeah, Andrews like Andrews like, of course we've

904
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: all pooped on.

905
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 4: The I've only pooped on one deck only we want.

906
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 2: To hear the story I've been sharing his business.

907
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's just I mean my first boyfriend and

908
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,879
Speaker 4: like it was like the second time that he's tried

909
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 4: going up there and there was just like a layer

910
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 4: underneath of you know how the penis head.

911
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so you harpooned somehow harpo and.

912
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 2: You didn't know until you sod on it. This is Sydney,

913
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 2: you know what. It's so funny. Sydney was like, Oh,

914
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 2: the podcast has been too much.

915
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: About sex recently, it's been about sex too much living

916
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: Like he's at a restaurant, waiter water.

917
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 2: I gotta give that back.

918
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: That's not that's that is that is like shoot, that

919
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: is like a center batic, Like did the chef put ship?

920
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 5: I mean, if you think about it as humans, we

921
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 5: eat a lot of ship.

922
00:40:53,920 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: Wait, howation alcohol firm?

923
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 2: I'm a top. I don't know what you're talking.

924
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 5: About you eating all the poop you didn't like, all

925
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 5: the different types of bacterial poops.

926
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 2: Honey, I would cut you. I have put you.

927
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 5: Are you getting ready? Yeah, honey, you gotta shave that.

928
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 3: But it's actually not good to shave your buthole because

929
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 3: when it grows back, it like itches and stuff like, No,

930
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 3: it doesn't.

931
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 2: Andre said, is his no itch?

932
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 3: Well your butthole is dead inside, so it's actually our

933
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 3: I p yeah, so sorry, dead and gone.

934
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:32,760
Speaker 5: I put it in the freezer.

935
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: No, because you want to put it in there with

936
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: a little hot dogs that you go, uh, just disrespect?

937
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 2: Can you?

938
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 3: Can you go into depth about like a good top,

939
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 3: like what makes the top?

940
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 2: Like that's a good top.

941
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 5: So a good top is the top that like takes

942
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 5: their time, like really listens to the person that they're

943
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 5: like being intimate with.

944
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 3: That should be anybody, though she shouldn't just be a top.

945
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 5: That's just like it should be. But in society it's not.

946
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 2: Oh you got some stories doing what they want to do.

947
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,720
Speaker 1: Sometimes you want to be like you had it. Okay,

948
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm not turned on. Get me wet

949
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: and then we'll talk. Otherwise you can go home spit

950
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: on it at least.

951
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 3: I don't need your saliva and just get it wet.

952
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 3: Do what you're supposed to do, what you're supposed to

953
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 3: do exactly. Friend, I don't want to do no astroglide.

954
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 3: I'm natural.

955
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 2: I know it works.

956
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: It works, Okay, it's worked before. Listen if don't know

957
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: what right now, that's not muffault. That's only you. Yeah,

958
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: that's your that's.

959
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 2: A you problem. But you know what.

960
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 3: The the anus isn't.

961
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 5: Like you can't get wet.

962
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 2: Really yeah, that's.

963
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 4: Sweat looking, but sweat.

964
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 5: It's called mucoid plaque.

965
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: That's not like something that gets caught on your teeth. Ukloid.

966
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 5: Intestines produces an amount of mucus to lubricate it so

967
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,240
Speaker 5: you can pass stools and so like when your body

968
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 5: is like used to being pen traded or used to

969
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 5: using the bathroom more often, you produce more mucous lining

970
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 5: on the lining of your intestines.

971
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 2: Okay, is that only for men?

972
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 5: It's for everyone.

973
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 2: I don't know about life. Yeah, but it's dry.

974
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, my buddy is dry. My asshole is parched. Yes,

975
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: like this is a arobaic.

976
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 5: Like yeah, yeah, I don't want to have anal sex

977
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 5: with y'all.

978
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: We don't want to bottom, honestly, and I wouldn't be

979
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: putting it in your butt, and I don't know if

980
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: it feels.

981
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 2: I don't feel sad, and I.

982
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 3: Don't feel like you're the type that they'd be like

983
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 3: excuse me, like you're I.

984
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 2: Feel like you would have no communication.

985
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 5: So I actually do like this. So you've heard younger stories.

986
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 3: Okay, well let's talk about now what's up?

987
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:46,479
Speaker 2: What's good?

988
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 5: So you know there's the prep for the booty, so

989
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,720
Speaker 5: you like get a little and the bulb.

990
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 2: We heard about that, and.

991
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 5: You know you do up there or you can offer women.

992
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 5: So there's a way for women to tell how to

993
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 5: if they're ready to bottom through the anus. You put

994
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 5: your two fingers inside your vagina, will never and then

995
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 5: you point it backwards towards your towards your rectum. And

996
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 5: so if you feel like a hard lump, it means

997
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 5: that there's a passenger in there. So you can't like.

998
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 3: What that's crazy because the way my ship works, I

999
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 3: know when it's there.

1000
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 5: Yeah you do.

1001
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like.

1002
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: Babe, yeah, it texted me like as is we gotta go,

1003
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 1: it's time.

1004
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 4: No, But that's what so many bad bottoms also say,

1005
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,720
Speaker 4: is that they know their body?

1006
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 2: Well, some do, he said bad bottoms.

1007
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, but and then it's just like no, no, no,

1008
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 4: you don't know everything that's going on up there, though.

1009
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 5: I know for a fifty of the time, which is

1010
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 5: why I always do.

1011
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: The you know, how long does it take to do

1012
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 2: your ass?

1013
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 5: It depends on how much you've eaten and what you are.

1014
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 2: If you have mac and cheese, whether you went to

1015
00:44:52,000 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 2: Boston Market cheese, it's just you put the bulban and

1016
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 2: you'll be like, oh, I got to get another bulb?

1017
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 2: What's the wait? What's a good?

1018
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 3: Like if you're on a dinner date and you're gonna go, yeah,

1019
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 3: you go on bottom, Like what's good things to order?

1020
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 5: When you're gonna be a bottom martini? Exactly?

1021
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 2: A martini, Well, you got a three.

1022
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 5: Hour window depending on like how like it's like two

1023
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 5: to three hours. So if you're gonna eat something, eat

1024
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 5: something that you know won't irritate or like speed up

1025
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 5: the process.

1026
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 2: Right, So a salad some people you.

1027
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 5: Know can't have all that acidity on that salad and

1028
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 5: it like makes things move. Watermelon salad, Yeah, like fruits good.

1029
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: But you can't put fetta in it because you know,

1030
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: but the feta is what makes the water watermelon salad.

1031
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 5: I like amic reduction.

1032
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: I like that bottom beach a bolics when you make it,

1033
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: like when it's like thick and you can put that

1034
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: on like meats and whatnot.

1035
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 2: Okay, with a little spot.

1036
00:45:59,440 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 5: I like that.

1037
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 3: Actually put that on your asshole. That's okay, that's the mucus.

1038
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 2: That's that. But that mucusus paucus.

1039
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: It's a bosomic reduction. I made an a only for

1040
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: your asshole.

1041
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 2: Okay, thinks Okay, So so something light, I mean, but

1042
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 2: we kind of do that right seafood Okay, I think.

1043
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 5: So unless you're allergic to shrimp like I am.

1044
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: Have you I feel like you have a story about

1045
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 1: a time that you ate shrimp anyway, Oh yeah, I'm greedy.

1046
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 5: Well that's how I found out. I was like I

1047
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 5: always had a sensitivity, and then I was my roommate

1048
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 5: was making cevich mm hmm, and like you like kind

1049
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 5: of like quickly like blanched the shrimp and then let

1050
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 5: it cook. In the mind, what is it blanched the shrimp?

1051
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 5: So it's kind of you like you cook and boil

1052
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 5: and water so you just do it. You blanch it

1053
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 5: so it's not like a full cook. And so then

1054
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 5: you put it in the lime juice and lime juice

1055
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 5: the acid de nature's the proteins, and then it becomes

1056
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,760
Speaker 5: like it's essentially cooked. And so she made this delicious

1057
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 5: tavich and I had some, and I felt like all

1058
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 5: the rumblings like just happening. So I just knew and

1059
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 5: I went to the doctor two days later. We did

1060
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 5: the blood test.

1061
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 3: Blood well, that definitely didn't get me hard.

1062
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like there's something in my diet that

1063
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: I think that I might be allergic to.

1064
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 2: But I'm afraid that it might It might could be

1065
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 2: bringing what is it baby talk to me. I'm never gonna.

1066
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm so I'll eat certain things and like my stomach

1067
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 1: will feel a surt, like I'll feel like full and

1068
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: like like my stomach will hurt.

1069
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 2: M sis.

1070
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened in Miami, but I was quanstipated,

1071
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 3: like I could not pass quantating.

1072
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: Hmm, don't do that. You were constipated when you got there.

1073
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: You got there were pooping your butt? Yeah, because I

1074
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: pooped in Miami.

1075
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 2: It was didn't come out.

1076
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 5: Does stress affect your BMS.

1077
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 3: It could it could be the situation, but I don't know.

1078
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 3: Like we was at the beach and I just felt

1079
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 3: like this.

1080
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 1: Guy came to talk to us and CITY was like, well,

1081
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm constipated. I haven't pooped in several days.

1082
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 2: And I was like, what you just came to be,

1083
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 2: Like what should I do? And it was like, I

1084
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 2: can't talk. I say that at the beach in broad daylight,

1085
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 2: it was the fun. The sun was on, it was

1086
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 2: literally on.

1087
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 5: But I saw those pictures. You tell me look mad?

1088
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 2: Flat?

1089
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: No.

1090
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 3: I talked to Marie about it, and she's like, you know,

1091
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 3: I said, I was like taking a picture.

1092
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 5: She's like, you know, that's a good friend.

1093
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: She's a mean friend. I can't believe you don't suck

1094
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: your stomach and when you take pictures. I sucked my

1095
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: stomach and when I take pictures. I thought that was

1096
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: something that we all just kind of like.

1097
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 3: But that's crazy, Marie, because like, can I see your

1098
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 3: stomach without you sucking it in?

1099
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 2: No, let me see I'm sitting stand up. No, come on.

1100
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 2: He talked about his book. That's not that's his truth,

1101
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 2: that's his foul.

1102
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,919
Speaker 3: I mean, I think you should do a children's book

1103
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,320
Speaker 3: called an anal story.

1104
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 2: He anal, but.

1105
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 5: And then B is for beads.

1106
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 2: Okay, do a in minor, in a minor and.

1107
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 5: Then a labor What what's that? Labia majora, labia majora exactly,

1108
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 5: labia minora.

1109
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 2: Okay? So people who because there are people who are

1110
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 2: like verse, Yes.

1111
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 5: They're they're more evolved than me.

1112
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 3: What do you mean they could do both? You don't

1113
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,439
Speaker 3: want those people in your life anyway. It's like pick

1114
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 3: a fucking side.

1115
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 2: So you've never wanted to top.

1116
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 5: It's not that I never I just love your being.

1117
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 5: I'm just a better bottom.

1118
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 2: You know.

1119
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 5: I'm a bottom's bottom too.

1120
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 2: You're a bottom's bottom.

1121
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 5: Yes. I used to hook up with this porn star

1122
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 5: that was a bottom and he would call me and

1123
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 5: like he'd be like, you know when you're the person

1124
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 5: I think that when I wanted to Yes, hey.

1125
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: Just put her grandmama toes. Oh my god, yo, we

1126
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 2: gotta go. Here's a homeless person.

1127
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 5: You remember that show Dinosaurs? Ye?

1128
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 2: Baby, like yo.

1129
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: Is a.

1130
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,760
Speaker 2: What is on that? Is that dirt?

1131
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 5: So it's a salad? It got the corn onions.

1132
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 3: The piggy toe is a KKK leader.

1133
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: You know that's a pretty I can't tell how pretty

1134
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: the nail pologies is.

1135
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 2: The toes, Oh my mom oh, my toes are dead.

1136
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 2: I can't.

1137
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:59,280
Speaker 4: What's the problem, says you look like and.

1138
00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 2: Said and looked like you got a lot of nerves.

1139
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 5: But you think about my feet.

1140
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 2: You have a dick on your foot.

1141
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 5: I do have a dick tattoo on my foot.

1142
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 3: Wait, let me say it's small, it's cute. That's disgusting.

1143
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: If you got your actually feet on the table, that's disgusting.

1144
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:22,879
Speaker 2: You have no class, Yo, Sydney, I'm done with you.

1145
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 2: Let me see this, Let me see it. Let me know.

1146
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 1: We're not watching the video that we just shot on

1147
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: your foot on the podcast we Go. I'll watch you

1148
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: at the airy because and then I'll post it on

1149
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 1: the Artificial Expert instant stories.

1150
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: Okay, it's aggressive. Andre.

1151
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you want to tell people about

1152
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: bottoms that you feel like they get wrong? Yeah, something

1153
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 1: that's a misconception, right, Something that you feel like you

1154
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: need to clarify.

1155
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lot of work, and it's not just

1156
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 5: laying there like you know, someone's like giving you the

1157
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 5: opportunity to enjoy their bodies. You should appreciate it and

1158
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 5: be gentle and be understanding.

1159
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 2: Wow, but what if you want to be rough? Yeah,

1160
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 2: it looks like you want to be roight.

1161
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah you got Well it's all because you and Andrew.

1162
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: You'll look like y'all are y'all take it?

1163
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 2: We do? Andrew be taking it.

1164
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: And two days okay, somebody was giving me, giving me

1165
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: a little stunt right there, like you wink your like

1166
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: eyebrow something.

1167
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, we'll be taking it. Andrew days black

1168
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,359
Speaker 2: dudes do, so he'd be taking it.

1169
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 5: Are you doing your bagels right now? My bagel? Oh?

1170
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,439
Speaker 4: No, I'm not. I really don't do like a lot.

1171
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 2: He don't need that. And you said he don't be

1172
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:31,959
Speaker 2: doing no prep?

1173
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 4: No, no, I mean obviously it will do the clean you.

1174
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 5: Know, do you know how to suck a dick with

1175
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 5: your butt?

1176
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 1: Uh?

1177
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:41,479
Speaker 4: Oh, I guess not need to be.

1178
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 1: Here for this, right, It's so like, yeah, y'all have

1179
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 1: something else planned.

1180
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 4: I mean when you're just like you just tighten it.

1181
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 5: Well, it's not. It's like you move the muscles in

1182
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 5: the rhythm that acts as a vacuum and then you

1183
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 5: like push it down.

1184
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 2: And I hate you so much?

1185
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 3: Are you trying to get people to slide in your

1186
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 3: motherfucking po box?

1187
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: That's what you're trying slot but real smooth, Yeahlie Brown?

1188
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 2: Okay, So what's the clean up afterwards.

1189
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 5: When you're done?

1190
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1191
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 5: Well, I mean if you clean before then it won't

1192
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 5: be so crazy after.

1193
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 2: But like you're putting Indian hemp beads.

1194
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 5: And that was that was That was the nightmare?

1195
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 2: Is there anyway?

1196
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: So I got like a baby duck covered in oil.

1197
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,439
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter how much you clean your butt, it's

1198
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 3: still gonna be like it's gonna smell like.

1199
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 5: A poop a little bit. I mean, yeah, it's an asshole.

1200
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta wrap the wash cloth around your finger

1201
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 2: and put it in your butt, Marie, that's what you

1202
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 2: do that.

1203
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:48,359
Speaker 3: I don't think that's sanitary. I feel like there's more

1204
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 3: like germs and bacteria in a like cloth that you're

1205
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 3: just like pushing eye erect.

1206
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 2: Don't actually shove my finger in my butt.

1207
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 5: Your butt's gonna smell like, it's gonna smell like you.

1208
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,479
Speaker 5: It's not necessarily poop. It's just your body like has

1209
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 5: different smells in different parts of your your areas that

1210
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 5: you know it's you.

1211
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: Some of y'all smell bed. I'm saying it right now,

1212
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: not yell in the studio, but some of y'all smell bad.

1213
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,439
Speaker 4: Smell good, yeah, because like an ask can smell good

1214
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 4: and not smell like poop like it still smells like

1215
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 4: like but you know, like not like that's not like

1216
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 4: a negative thing.

1217
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 2: You sound like a but you know it's giving me

1218
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 2: but on the time.

1219
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 3: But with the hints of U L Trained, Dusty Brown feel.

1220
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 2: Riverdale the Rocks the other Yo. That should be the

1221
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 2: title of river The Other Rocks.

1222
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 5: That's that. I encourage you to visit. Riverdale's actually quite nice.

1223
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 2: I'm actually awesome. We're not going to do that. We

1224
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 2: don't believe not happening, So thank you. I just put

1225
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 2: your phone on the charge because of mine.

1226
00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 5: So I got these free tickets to see some one

1227
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 5: in concert and also have backstage passes. But it's in Riverdale.

1228
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 5: Would you come No?

1229
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 4: No?

1230
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 2: Because Madonna was a bam.

1231
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: I was like, that's around the corner from I can

1232
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: walk to Madonna. I'm not walking to Riverdale. Who that

1233
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,280
Speaker 1: we want to see would be performing in Riverdale?

1234
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 5: Kylie Minogue?

1235
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 2: Who No, I'm not taking six train. I'm not.

1236
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to see anybody that bad. If Beyonce

1237
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:32,879
Speaker 1: was in Riverdale, I'm not.

1238
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 5: Going mmm free ticket free.

1239
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 3: I don't like I don't like music that bad, you know.

1240
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 2: I mean if the ride, if there's a ride, the ride.

1241
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, I have a more important question. Can you

1242
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 3: name some famous bottoms?

1243
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 5: Yes, in the closet or out the closet?

1244
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 2: Both, No, let's do in the closet.

1245
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: No, out the closet. That's let's do out the closet.

1246
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: Then let's do who you think is a good botty?

1247
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 3: We don't out any don't do that here.

1248
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 5: Well, you know, it's just you therizing. I'm just I'm not.

1249
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 5: I'm not. I don't have any information that they are sure.

1250
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 5: I'm just assuming they all gay.

1251
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 2: Everybody gay.

1252
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 5: So who's a good bottom? I would say justin Bieber?

1253
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 2: What he's not out?

1254
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 5: I mean he could be getting tops by his woman.

1255
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: He had a pastor for a while, do you the

1256
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 1: pastor with the tattoos? Yeah?

1257
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 5: Hill Song very very hot.

1258
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:33,839
Speaker 2: Dare they will come after you the Hillsong hive. Yeah.

1259
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 1: We talk about the Lord a lot on the spot. Yes,

1260
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: we will listen. Sorry, Blue blonde hair. Jesus, go ahead,

1261
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:43,240
Speaker 1: let's see who else?

1262
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 2: I mean, why do you think Justin bieber Is is

1263
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 2: a good bottom?

1264
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 5: Just move because he's hit a certain way.

1265
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 2: Okay, so off beat, off beat? Okay, who else?

1266
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 5: Me?

1267
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:56,800
Speaker 2: Famous bottoms?

1268
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 3: Me?

1269
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 2: Do you think John Travolta is a bottom or the top?

1270
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 5: I think he's versatile?

1271
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 4: Yeah too, Andy Collen is the bottom?

1272
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 5: He is?

1273
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 4: I thought he was a top, absolutely, look at the

1274
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 4: guys that he has on a show.

1275
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 5: But no, no, no, I think he's the top. There

1276
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 5: was an interview that they had where he said he

1277
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 5: was the top really because he had a grinder profile.

1278
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,879
Speaker 5: And then they were talking about like there's this whole

1279
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 5: thing and then he spoke about it and like talked

1280
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 5: about like.

1281
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 2: His position John Legend, Oh he got apple.

1282
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 5: Booty bottom bottom, Yeah for sure. Honestly, he's just not

1283
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 5: utilizing all that booty.

1284
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 2: Mmmm mm hmmm you just want chew gum?

1285
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:34,439
Speaker 5: What?

1286
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 2: Like what I gotta go? Like what is happening?

1287
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 5: Like girl about.

1288
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: She's putting on body oils over the she's doing all lashes.

1289
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is happening? I'm getting prepped. It's a bottom.

1290
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 4: He learned nothing.

1291
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 3: Wait you can't. You can put essential oils on.

1292
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 5: For this is preparation. Yeah, your bottle or like essential

1293
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 5: oils where o my body? Oh that's nice.

1294
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 2: Famous bottoms, jay.

1295
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 5: Z yes to. I mean Beonce is the top for sure?

1296
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 2: Really you think so?

1297
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:26,919
Speaker 1: No? I feel like her off stage is not her Yep, yep, yep, yep.

1298
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 2: It's a compassion fairy.

1299
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 5: It's a completely So then why would you think Rihanna

1300
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 5: is the top? Rihanna is?

1301
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 3: Do you saw how she was in that that that

1302
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 3: jacuzzie with that billionaire that.

1303
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 2: She was fucking giving it to him and had a

1304
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 2: finger in his and she had a nail. She had

1305
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 2: a long nail.

1306
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: She had a tail on coffin shape right in. Yeah,

1307
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: Brihanna for but Rihanna's energy on and off stage is

1308
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 1: very big dig energy.

1309
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 2: Be Yance on stage has that and then off stage.

1310
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 5: But you do know bottom can have that energy. Yeah,

1311
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 5: like topping from the bottom. Some of the biggest some

1312
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 5: of the ones that you think are the biggest top

1313
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 5: so actually the most like take it in bottom.

1314
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get you to name something you're not giving.

1315
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 4: Men like Neil Patrick Harris is a bottom. I believe right,

1316
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 4: Neil Patrick Harris.

1317
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't even know about him.

1318
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 2: I don't know that man.

1319
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 1: If you won't buy me on the street, I'm sorry,

1320
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know. Sorry to this man. Sorry, sorry, Okay,

1321
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: anybody else can throw some of the names out there

1322
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: that we think Corey Booker bottom talk about it bottom.

1323
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, he hooked up with Mandy Kaling of Herodly. There's

1324
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 4: a whole thing where they're saying that Corey Booker could

1325
00:59:55,800 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 4: be Mindy Kaling's baby's father. Yes, because they were flirting

1326
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 4: a lot on Twitter, and she refuses to say anything

1327
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 4: about who they are.

1328
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 2: She rich, She don't need to tell y'all who the

1329
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Speaker 2: baby she is. She pregnant, Yeah, she.

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Speaker 4: Had a baby, like the baby's like one and a

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01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 4: half years.

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Speaker 2: Old, but she wasn't pregnant. She had a surrogate.

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01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 4: She was pregnant when, sorry, like over a year ago.

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01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 3: I don't remember when she was pregnant. I've never seen

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01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 3: any pictures.

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01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 2: I also don't follow anything that she does. I was like,

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01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 2: she thick, you know she is thick?

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01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:27,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 2: Mmmmm? Interesting? Is the baby cute?

1340
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 4: She doesn't piss any picture of the baby.

1341
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 2: That's how you do it.

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01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 5: You do it right.

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01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's almost like she didn't have a baby.

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01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 2: It's like Brenda getta baby a baby. She might throw

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01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 2: a baby away.

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01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 4: No, it's always pictures like from behind. It's like always

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01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 4: the back of I think her name is Catherine.

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01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 2: Catherine, Catherine Kayling.

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01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 4: Katherine Kayling.

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01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 5: That's trash.

1351
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,439
Speaker 3: She almost feels like that's like a Kardashian move right.

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01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 2: There, Katherine Kayling.

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01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh wait wait wait Kanye West top or bottom?

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01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 2: Oh m hm mm hm hmmm.

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01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 5: I think he's a power bottom mm hmm. Okay, but

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01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 5: I think he's also he's in an elevated bottom where

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01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 5: he like tops.

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01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 2: To bottom top.

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01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 3: I feel like Kim Kardashian is lazy, so he might

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01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 3: not be able to No, I think she move it.

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01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 1: No, we saw the sex tape. She well then there

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01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: was moved the camera back on their sweaty bodies.

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01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 5: It was well, let me hold on, let me fix

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01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 5: the camp race got a thick one.

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01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does, Serena Williams bottom really mm hmmmm mmmmmm.

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01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 5: I don't know.

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01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 3: I feel like her man would like put down a

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01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 3: towel and get make her like a meat and cheese

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01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,240
Speaker 3: plateboard before he like fuck her.

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01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 5: I don't know. I would like that.

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01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 1: I would like a man to give me a little

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01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: meat before give me a little meat.

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01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 5: The cheese afterwards greer abris a greer with bre in

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01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 5: the middle, okay, and a little balsamic reduction, and then like.

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01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 2: The bread with like a like a little jam.

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01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 3: I love the jam that turns me on. You put

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01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 3: a little prostrito on that on top.

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01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 2: Fuck, we need to get that mail? Do they have

1379
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 2: that chick check? Y'all got boards here? Y'all got a

1380
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 2: balsamic reproduction? Oh my god, I would love truly. You're

1381
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,920
Speaker 2: so hungry. I'm hungry too, but I gotta prepare for

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01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 2: shows and tonight.

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01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 1: Well, Andre, before we go, is there anything that you

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01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 1: feel like.

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01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 2: You wanted to say?

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01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 5: That was all?

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01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 1: We didn't even talk about your hot sauce? Oh well, okay,

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01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 1: well let's talk about that real quick. Now, Where can

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01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: people find you? Andre?

1390
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 2: Has uh you know is a hot sauce genius?

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01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 5: I make spicy things, so you can find me online.

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01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 5: W w wakwanda. We'll feed you dot com. And if

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01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 5: you don't know how to spell shakwanda.

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01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 2: Then you don't deserve it.

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01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 5: Exactly. You can always google drag Queen hot Sauce and

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01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:10,680
Speaker 5: it will pop up.

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01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 3: It's good, it's been on hot ones. Halle Berry tasted.

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01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 5: It, called it that neighborhood sauce.

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01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 2: She did, Yeah, she did.

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01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 3: She's got the hot sauce. Okay, John Legend he put

1401
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 3: it on his wings? Did he put it on Chrissy

1402
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 3: teaks tits? That's what I heard.

1403
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 2: I didn't hear that did taste your sauce?

1404
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 5: So that was different that that episode. He was like

1405
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 5: very engaged with talking about himself, which was sarcissistic. No,

1406
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 5: he was like he was telling what he needed to tell,

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01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 5: but he didn't really go into depth about the hot sauce,

1408
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 5: about anyone's sauce.

1409
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 2: Well, there was that meme of him choking on the sauce.

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01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, it gets hotter, and then you get to the

1411
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 5: point where it's like like like a lot of skullvilles

1412
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 5: and you either sweat and like be like I can't

1413
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 5: do this, or you're a champ like halle Berry and

1414
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 5: you just like take them wings.

1415
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 2: Is she good to the end?

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01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, she finished all of them with like a

1417
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 5: little bit of sweat, but she cleaned them bones. Do

1418
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 5: you know how to eat a wing.

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01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'll be leaving like the veins. I don't

1420
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 1: be eating that chiwy part like I listen. I don't

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01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: need all that extra on.

1422
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 2: She put on her wings wig. It was great, it

1423
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 2: was sturdy, secure. Okay.

1424
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 1: The bang was swept to the side, to the side

1425
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: because she knew, because you can't get heat on a bang.

1426
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, because then you might get that in your eye.

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01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 3: But then she used a little sauce. Get them baby hairs,

1429
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,480
Speaker 3: put them down here, let them down?

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01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: Are you put a little a little doodoo stop it?

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01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: Sowanda will feed you. Is the instagram also Andre Springer Underscore. Yes,

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01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: it's also the other instagram.

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01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 5: Uh, don't be asking me to poop on you either.

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01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 5: I don't do that.

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01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 1: But for the right for the right amount of money,

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01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't poopo somebody? Is somebody overed you. Let's let's let's

1437
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars? Yeah, yeah, thousand dollars?

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01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would do that. Would to poop on some

1439
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 2: a thousand.

1440
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm just pooping. I'm not getting pooped on. Yeah, but

1441
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars before tax? Why are you? And you

1442
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 1: gotta pay your manager? And this is a real business

1443
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:16,680
Speaker 1: and your agent.

1444
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. I'm just paying my lawyer. It's gonna be

1445
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 3: directed by I'll just pay my lawyer to make sure

1446
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 3: my contract is right. It should be like I can't

1447
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 3: ship after five and I can ship before nine, and

1448
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,080
Speaker 3: it's gotta be a little bit solid. It can be

1449
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 3: that that giving you a runny egg poop.

1450
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 1: Okay, well hundred, thank you so much for being here

1451
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: thinking open. People are gonna start in your d MS.

1452
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:45,240
Speaker 1: They're gonna be nasty. They're gonna be nasty, but they're

1453
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 1: gonna slide in.

1454
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 2: They're gonna love it. They're gonna make a fake profile

1455
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:49,520
Speaker 2: just to be like.

1456
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm legit, so tired and so hungry and just

1457
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:00,760
Speaker 3: I can't This is a lot. I didn't know how

1458
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,480
Speaker 3: excited I would get about this.

1459
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 2: And then it's draining. Yeah, because we shamed you for

1460
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,560
Speaker 2: chewing gum on the mic. Yeah, and then you're you

1461
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 2: remember where you were. I was like, wow, Marie's a time.

1462
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 1: Well because you always eat on the microphone, like when,

1463
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: oh my god.

1464
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 2: Seriously, one time you brought the monchies.

1465
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 1: Girl came on into the microphone, right, I was eating

1466
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 1: them too, but I wasn't eating directly into the mic.

1467
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: You just you know, and he's like, anyway, whatever, we

1468
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 1: got things to do, and you're definitely a top.

1469
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah I am. You didn't pack anybody yet.

1470
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 1: I have not picked anybody yet, but it's it's gonna

1471
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 1: happened twenty We got three months left of the year.

1472
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 5: Now, you know how to prep them before you have any.

1473
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 1: I can't imagine you like you you.

1474
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,720
Speaker 3: You put the strap on, and then you would FaceTime

1475
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:57,840
Speaker 3: like sis, I don't know.

1476
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 1: What you and then you like you look at this

1477
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 1: cissok like sis, should I do it in these caprice?

1478
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 5: So?

1479
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 3: Like I don't know if my hair matches the strap?

1480
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: Yes, baby, I'm so ready. Do you have any tips

1481
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 1: for me to peg somebody before we go?

1482
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:15,919
Speaker 5: Yes, prep them before you peg them.

1483
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 2: I gotta prep them. They don't.

1484
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 5: Most straight guys don't know how to do that.

1485
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:20,880
Speaker 2: I believe that.

1486
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, gives send them a there's a teen Vogue article

1487
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 5: on how to get ready for.

1488
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 1: Send it to send it to me, except the Jean

1489
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 1: Vogue article about how to peg somebody?

1490
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,480
Speaker 5: Know how to prep for? You know how to do

1491
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 5: anal sex?

1492
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 1: Send it to me now seen Vogue. This is an

1493
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,320
Speaker 1: exces that's why the magazine went out of business. Yeah,

1494
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 1: aggressive Jean Volge more like tinos. Guys, thank you so

1495
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,760
Speaker 1: much for listening. Don't forget to rate, comment, subscribe.

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01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 3: Yes, we get Unofficial Expert Live October twelfth, Union Hall.

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01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,560
Speaker 2: Get them to tickets.

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01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:54,640
Speaker 1: Oh actually, you know what, if you come, maybe we'll

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01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 1: bring up We'll bring a bottle of Chicwana's Life.

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01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get give us something sauce. Y, we'll bring

1501
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 2: some hot sauce for you. Well, we'll all right, your

1502
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 2: last day week, Yeah, it's October tenth. Maybe you can

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01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 2: come and be a judge.

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01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 1: Who knows?

1505
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:07,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe you can can be a judge. Yeah,

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01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:11,440
Speaker 2: we'll see, we'll do it. Okay, great, Yeah, Like Andrew's

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01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:15,439
Speaker 2: got to get out of here. Okay, bye, guys Aye.

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