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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaizer Podcastiser.

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Speaker 2: Here's Nikki.

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Speaker 1: Hello, here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicky

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Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast. What's up everyone, Brian, Noah, how are you?

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Speaker 3: Hello? We're doing fine. We're both doing fine. How are

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Speaker 3: you well?

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Speaker 1: You don't speak for Noah, how dare you?

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Speaker 4: I was drinking, Okay, I'm fine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all I text Brian. I'm fine, I'm fine.

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Speaker 1: Anyone said I'm fine, and it's been not like I'm fine.

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Speaker 1: It means not good.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, it's fine. This is why English is

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Speaker 4: such a difficult language to learn, because people none of

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Speaker 4: the words mean what they actually mean.

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, and it's it's tone obviously, or girl, you're fine,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh you're fine. Like fine is like oh,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about you're fine, or it's like you look fine.

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Speaker 4: You say to something in hospice that they're fine. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I don't fine, Yeah you'd be fine. Everything's going to

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Speaker 4: be fine.

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Speaker 1: I really I use that tone a lot. I really

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Speaker 1: try to like make people feel better about things they're

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Speaker 1: worried about by being like, come, yeah, it's fine. It's different.

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Speaker 1: I love going it's fine. Who literally who cares?

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Speaker 4: I think that's a great tone. Sometimes I'm looking for

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Speaker 4: that tone when I feel like I did something wrong

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Speaker 4: or there's something that's going to be a catastrophe.

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Speaker 1: I know people are I am too, That's why I

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Speaker 1: give it. I try to give it as much as possible.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, not a big deal at all. Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, yeah, that's that's right.

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Speaker 4: So the worst thing you can do is selectly you

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Speaker 4: go like, oh, man, do you think I messed up

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Speaker 4: that job interview?

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Speaker 3: So what would you do if I said that? NICKI

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Speaker 3: do you think I messed up that job?

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Speaker 1: What do I think you did?

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Speaker 3: What do you think you should do? And then I'll

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Speaker 3: give you what you shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if you did or not. I

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Speaker 1: want to be honest with you.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, So yes, I definitely messed up the

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Speaker 4: job interview, although you know, not so bad.

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Speaker 3: I didn't like go in there and take my dick out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you probably did, but like literally, who cares? Like

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Speaker 1: you don't even want that job anyway, It's it's gonna

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Speaker 1: lead to something else, And everything happens for a reason.

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Speaker 1: And the truth is, you might have messed up that

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Speaker 1: job interview, But what mistakes you made in there you

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Speaker 1: won't do in the next one that might be more important,

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Speaker 1: And that is the real lesson here. But yeah, you

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Speaker 1: sucked it up big time. No, no, I will. I

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Speaker 1: will give you a don't. If I really think it

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Speaker 1: is not a big deal, then.

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Speaker 4: I'll go, oh god, okay, okay, okay. So how about

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Speaker 4: this maybe lower the stakes a little bit? And I go, oh, man,

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Speaker 4: do you think I was rude to that barista?

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Speaker 1: What? No, they don't care.

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Speaker 4: No, it sounds like you think I was horrible to

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Speaker 4: the barista.

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Speaker 1: Oh it does? No? Oh no, but well I'm being honest.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, No, they don't care.

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Speaker 1: They deal with stuff all day long that you and

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Speaker 1: you weren't like is isn't that count for something? If

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Speaker 1: you didn't mean to be like? Can't we just all

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Speaker 1: if you if you don't mean to be rude and

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Speaker 1: someone thinks you're rude, can't you let yourself off the hook? I?

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Speaker 1: I can, But I can't let myself off the hook.

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Speaker 1: If someone thinks I suck at something I did, like

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Speaker 1: career wise, and I tried that, won't that will make

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Speaker 1: me feel better? Be like, well you tried your best, right,

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Speaker 1: That doesn't help but if some things I'm rude when

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Speaker 1: I really wasn't being rude, I'm like, oh, well that's

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Speaker 1: kind of their problem.

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Speaker 4: Well that's a great corollaria because let's say I just

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Speaker 4: went up on stage and I didn't do well, and

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Speaker 4: then I come off stage and I go, did I

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Speaker 4: just bomb?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: How would you? What? Would you just go? Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: have a friend.

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Speaker 4: I have a friend who they suck.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you go up there and annihilate. So

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Speaker 3: what's then? What do I think they suck?

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Speaker 1: They just listen somebody I bomb all the time. That's

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Speaker 1: what I would say. I would say, Oh, I've had

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Speaker 1: a set like that. You were just off like yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not always them, and it wasn't them this time

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Speaker 1: because I just killed. But yeah, you just had a

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Speaker 1: bad I'm not gonna judge you for it. I would

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Speaker 1: never look at that performance and be like that guy sucks.

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Speaker 1: Like you're allowed to have a shitty set. That's what

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Speaker 3: Okay, so what do you think about this?

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Speaker 4: I have a friend who does the exact opposite tact,

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Speaker 4: and he just says like the worst possible thing you

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Speaker 4: can say in an effort to get you to just

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Speaker 4: come to terms with it immediately so you can move on.

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Speaker 4: It's like, for example, I had a girlfriend once and

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Speaker 4: she broke up with me, and I go, I go

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Speaker 4: to my friend, do you think she's like having sex

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Speaker 4: with other people right now? And he was like probably, yeah,

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Speaker 4: what do you think about that tactic?

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Speaker 1: That honesty suck? Probably yeah, she's probably put's a tacked

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Speaker 1: and tactic. I think that, Yeah, I don't think that's Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sometimes you just do need to know the truth and yeah,

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Speaker 1: because sometimes people are like, my life sucks, and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it kind of does, but like it's gonna to get better,

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Speaker 1: can't get worse. Like I think being lied to is

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Speaker 1: doesn't do anyone any favors. But yeah, then that happened.

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Speaker 1: Where someone is like, is just the pain of thinking

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Speaker 1: them hooking up with someone else? And I'm like, they

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Speaker 1: definitely are, and I've thought that. I just am like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it's like sad and empty and I'll miss you.

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Speaker 1: It'll make them miss you faster, So let them go

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Speaker 1: out there and do that stuff.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, whenever someone goes through a bad breakup, I always

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Speaker 4: give them. My tact is always to give them false

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Speaker 4: hope because again. Yeah, slowly ribble it out of them

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Speaker 4: until they have no hope. But you can't just go

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Speaker 4: straight to yeah, they're fucking someone else and they love

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Speaker 4: them more than you, and then they are coming back.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I do. I never do the never coming back.

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Speaker 1: I always say, girl, I got back with my boyfriend

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Speaker 1: who I'm with now. So many times we broke up,

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Speaker 1: so many times I thought it was over forever. There

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Speaker 1: is never. You are never out of hope, And I

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Speaker 1: will never judge you if you reach out to that

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Speaker 1: person at a time of weakness, like like, just make

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Speaker 4: Yeah, having that glimmer of hope. And then and then

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Speaker 4: on top of that, the person who you say that to,

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Speaker 4: that's exactly what they want to hear, whether it's true

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Speaker 4: or not. When you will go through a breakup, the

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Speaker 4: number one thing you want to hear is you're probably

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Speaker 4: going to get back together, even if that's not.

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Speaker 3: Good for you.

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Speaker 1: I always say that I know you're getting back together.

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Speaker 2: And never I don't ever want to say that. That's

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Speaker 2: so interesting that that's what you say. My go to

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Speaker 2: is always like, which I don't know if it's a

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Speaker 2: good one. But it's always like you know, every relationship

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Speaker 2: has a purpose. That's you know, this one will mean

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Speaker 2: something in your life.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you can't get sad about a relationship. I'm not

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Speaker 1: out of just based on this. Every relationship has a purpose. Okay,

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Speaker 1: when people are like you are starving to get back

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Speaker 1: into that and you're like, don't work, it's but but

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Speaker 1: just give them like what is it? Because sometimes you

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Speaker 1: just need the hope it's not gonna it's not going

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Speaker 1: to lead to more. They're already as upset as possible

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Speaker 4: Raw, you're not ready to have a holistic, a big

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Speaker 4: picture approach to me, not at all.

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Speaker 1: Just tell people they'll get back together, tell them that

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Speaker 1: they're gonna regret it, because ultimately they probably won't get

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Speaker 2: A lot of times that does happen, so you won't

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Speaker 2: be wrong. I never trash the other person because of this.

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Speaker 1: I go so hard I will find I there are

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Speaker 1: people that are currently with people that I have said

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Speaker 1: horrible things about their physicality because that's what I do.

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Speaker 1: When Schumer used to do that with me and my friends,

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Speaker 1: Like when we would be obsessing over a guy, she

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Speaker 1: would just like find like, you know, if I think

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Speaker 1: one guy looked like a like, she was like, he

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Speaker 1: looks like a marionette. And so we just were sending

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Speaker 1: each other pictures of marionettes and being like do you

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Speaker 1: really want this guy? And you just like write, you

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Speaker 1: write the most awful things possible about the person, so

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Speaker 1: that the person is almost tries to be disgusted by them,

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Speaker 1: and and it's fun. It's fun to just like really

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Speaker 1: But then they get back together and yeah, it's a

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Speaker 1: little bit weird, but like I stand by what I said.

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Speaker 1: He did look like a fetus. He does have fetus face,

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Speaker 1: but it's like a hot fetus, Like a lot of

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Speaker 1: guys have fetus face, and it's like a hot look.

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Speaker 1: I can't even go into it because I feel like

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Speaker 1: it will implicate my friend. But like, you know how

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Speaker 1: fetuses like look like like they're like their eyes are

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Speaker 1: almost quam.

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Speaker 3: Like does does face?

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Speaker 1: I say quam as in like clam like they're like clamshells,

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Speaker 1: Like they're like kind of like And I'm don't think

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Speaker 1: that I'm saying anything about an ethnicity here.

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Speaker 4: This is like not one of your high school terms.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a who my friend was dating, and

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Speaker 1: this was while they were dating and very happy. But

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Speaker 1: we we called him. We can't really, I can't really

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Speaker 1: get into it, but we said he, uh, it's too

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Speaker 1: cruel because if anyone were to connect it, I can't

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Speaker 1: handle it. But his eyes were quam eyes, where the

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Speaker 1: skin on the top was the same as the skin

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Speaker 1: on the bottom, so they.

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Speaker 4: Looked like clams, like clams like cartoon.

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Speaker 1: He kind of talked like he had like he kind

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Speaker 1: of just like had a lockjaw, and so he would

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Speaker 1: have said it like quam. So we called him quam eyes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, this.

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Speaker 1: Is insane, but yeah. So so I once called the

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Speaker 1: guy a fetus face, and I like put his picture

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Speaker 1: next to pictures of fetuses, like I download an app

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Speaker 1: so that I could like have the square next to

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Speaker 1: the like you know, pictures of fetuses and then him

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Speaker 1: and be like, fine, which one is him? Like you

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Speaker 1: can't tell, just so I could really drive it home

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Speaker 1: that he was not attractive, but he is attractive, and.

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Speaker 3: The in the womb, it's a fetus as soon as.

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Speaker 1: No newborn too, fetus newborn like you know, like new

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Speaker 1: like where their eyes are like like like like like

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Speaker 1: pokemon balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bit. It's it's rude.

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Speaker 1: And someone could call me horse face and they have.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's a million things that I could be called.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have friend them. Maybe you guys can help me.

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Speaker 2: He is just constantly getting friend zoned, and I feel

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Speaker 2: Well, I think he's a hopeless romantic, to be honest,

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Speaker 4: That's the mistake and all that. So every date, every

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Speaker 3: Whatever happens happens. I'm just seeing where this goes.

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Speaker 4: He's just hanging out with girls that are consider him

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Speaker 1: That's what these guys need to read. Yeah, the Pelican.

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Speaker 1: No, because that's how I don't have friends that are

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Speaker 4: Well that makes so that makes more sense to me,

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Speaker 4: that have become your friends in a way, yes, and

436
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Speaker 4: even if you just started out doing open mics with them,

437
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,120
Speaker 4: and it doesn't feel like a workplace, in a way,

438
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,959
Speaker 4: it is a workplace. And so like if Ali just

439
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,720
Speaker 4: had some guy friend that was like, I don't know,

440
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Speaker 4: she met at a bar, or that was in a

441
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Speaker 4: pilates class, that would be that.

442
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Speaker 3: Would be intriguing.

443
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,600
Speaker 4: But if there's a bunch of guys that she like

444
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Speaker 4: is friends with because she worked with them for four years, different,

445
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,680
Speaker 4: that to me is no threat at all.

446
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, I agree. I think it is different

447
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Speaker 1: if I just like walked in one day was like,

448
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go start hanging out with Tom, who I

449
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,919
Speaker 1: met my plate's class, who's a straight man who just

450
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,640
Speaker 1: wants to hang First of all, he knows that I'm

451
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 1: not like hard up for new friends. And unless this

452
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 1: person was hilarious, Like that's the thing is I get

453
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 1: to be friends with like really hilarious people, and so

454
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Speaker 1: it justifies it where I'm like, Okay, I'm sorry, I'm

455
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:18,120
Speaker 1: gonna be friends with David Spade. That's a that's anyone

456
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 1: would you know? And you don't get you don't have

457
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 1: to question that because it's like, Okay, that's a pre

458
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 1: premium friend. Okay, we gotta go break and I want

459
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 1: to when we get back, I'm having this laser thing

460
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Speaker 1: that we talked about yesterday done to my face in

461
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 1: a couple hours, and I want to ask Noah, like,

462
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Speaker 1: what it's going to be like, because I'm a little scared.

463
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 1: I'll be back back after this, all right, So after this,

464
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Speaker 1: I'm going to get the Moxi BBL Brazilian butt lift?

465
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Speaker 1: Is that is always the BBL? Yeah? BBL. Don't know

466
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 1: what it stands for, don't care either. What made you

467
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Speaker 1: get it, Noah? Was it just recommended to you by

468
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Speaker 1: your estetish?

469
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Speaker 2: So my hairdresser, oh recommended it because I like her

470
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 2: skin is beautiful. She's maybe two years younger than me,

471
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 2: and she just looks great. So and she's very forthcoming

472
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 2: with all the things she does, which is what I

473
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Speaker 2: really appreciate about her, because she shares it. And she

474
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 2: was the one who told me about it, and she

475
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 2: had sent me to the girl who does it for

476
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 2: me now and it's great.

477
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Speaker 1: How many times have you done it? I've done it

478
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 1: three times? Oh wow? How often?

479
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 2: I So I told the girl, I was like, this

480
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 2: is my push present to myself, Yeah, which is a

481
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Speaker 2: present that you get after you push out a baby.

482
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Speaker 2: And I was like, for the first year, I just

483
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Speaker 2: want to be like on top of it, aggressive and

484
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Speaker 2: just like, you know, give myself a little bit.

485
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Speaker 1: Of a rejuvenation.

486
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Speaker 2: So I did it. I think I did it every

487
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Speaker 2: like two months, and then this year I'll do it

488
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Speaker 2: once a quarter.

489
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Speaker 1: Like okay, Tex, And have you already seen results?

490
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Speaker 4: Oh?

491
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.

492
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 2: It definitely improves the surface of my skin. The one

493
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 2: thing I wanted to warn you about that freaked me

494
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,159
Speaker 2: out at first. So basically, what will happen is like

495
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 2: your skin, like all these like brown spots happen from

496
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 2: like burning it, and then all this stuff comes out

497
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,360
Speaker 2: and you'll see kind of like varicos veins on your nose.

498
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: You might see those. Oh I've seen that before on

499
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:26,679
Speaker 1: like micro needling and stuff.

500
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was like, oh my god, am I

501
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 2: gonna have an old man's nose from now?

502
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,919
Speaker 1: And this is like my grandfather's nose right right? It

503
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 1: looks like an alcoholic sun beaten, right, shipwrecked nose? Yeah exactly.

504
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 2: But it does go away, okay, in time.

505
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: It's like five days, right, and then you can probably

506
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Speaker 1: put makeup on it after like the second day.

507
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Speaker 2: I'm guessing it just depends how much of it starts

508
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 2: to fall off. Like for me, it started to flake

509
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Speaker 2: off from the center to the to like where my

510
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 2: ears are, so I could kind of put the foundation

511
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Speaker 2: over the front.

512
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Speaker 3: But what is this doing?

513
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: Like it gives you good skin texture.

514
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 4: It like burns by burning off the top layer of

515
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 4: skin and then you just have like fresh skin underneath.

516
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Speaker 2: I think it's much more like it's so much boush

517
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Speaker 2: your collagen. I barely have any makeup on and it

518
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Speaker 2: gives me. It gives me like a you know, like

519
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 2: low like red not red cheeks, but just kind of

520
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:26,479
Speaker 2: like healthy looking cheeks, you know. And how much was it?

521
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 2: I mean, this is not cheap shit. It also depends

522
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Speaker 2: like where you live and stuff.

523
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Cheaper here tu soon you can just

524
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Speaker 1: go lay out in the sun.

525
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Speaker 2: Well, the sun year is really bad. I mean I

526
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 2: used to never put sunscreen on my face, but I

527
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Speaker 2: have to now.

528
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 1: You never put sunscreen on before.

529
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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, just like the way that I was raised, my

530
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: parents were always putting us out in the sun and

531
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Speaker 2: lathering us up with baby oil.

532
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: So yeah, baby in the name, put it on your

533
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: babies exactly. We would spend the whole day at the beach.

534
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Speaker 3: Just wait, baby oil not for babies.

535
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Speaker 1: I think it is for babies, but I don't think

536
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 1: it's for like babies on the sun.

537
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Speaker 3: No. Yeah, some more information on the bbl's.

538
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 1: Okay, let us know what it does.

539
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 3: Now.

540
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Speaker 4: I'm subscribed like seven OnlyFans accounts, but I have MOXY

541
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 4: and BBL is actually two different things. Yes, and you're

542
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 4: getting a bundle probably with where you get both at once.

543
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. I'm so glad you look at those up.

544
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: I I just blindly go into these things. Okay, so

545
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: I don't care, just make me look good.

546
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 4: BBL is a intense pulse light that stands for a

547
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 4: broad band light.

548
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 3: And I thought moxie they say, is a non ablative

549
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 3: fractional laser energy.

550
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 1: Now that means, okay, doesn't hurt. I heard it doesn't hurt.

551
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 2: Moxie feels like you're getting warm kisses on your face.

552
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 4: Great.

553
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 2: BBL feels like you're getting little nails dug into your skin,

554
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 2: but they usually numb you before. But still feel sick

555
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 2: a little bit, but you'll you'll be able to handle it.

556
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 4: Here's also what you need to know. Moxie is more expensive,

557
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 4: almost twice as expensive as BBL. Oh that's right, So

558
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 4: maybe Moxie is like the more advanced one that like

559
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 4: doesn't hurt as much.

560
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: Isn't fair to people who can't afford it. I just

561
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: want to just reiterate that if you can't afford this shit,

562
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: just please know that. It's like when you look at

563
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: someone's nice car and your car is not nice, Like

564
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: you can't compare it. You're just like, oh, that person

565
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: has a nice car and I but it's it's not

566
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: fair because people aren't just put slapping moxibbl brand sticker

567
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: on their foreheads, so you know that's what they've done.

568
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: They just seem to be better than you for some reason,

569
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: or they eat cleaner or something, which is a part

570
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: of it too.

571
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 6: Well.

572
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 4: That's why people love making fun of someone when they

573
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 4: get bad work done, because it's like, Aha, you spend

574
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 4: all your fucking money and now you look like this.

575
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: When their Palisades house burns down, Like I'm jealous you

576
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: have money and I want it to backfire on you. Yeah,

577
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,479
Speaker 1: And you know it's a natural reaction to feel that way.

578
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 1: I almost went off. I you know how sometimes I'll

579
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: just like write out a comment and I'll be like

580
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 1: car and I want to send it, and then I don't.

581
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: I did that today with them. There's something about Taylor

582
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 1: Swift's jet and it was like all of the shortest

583
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 1: trips Taylor Swift ever took on her jet, the shortest

584
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,479
Speaker 1: trip she ever took was four miles, which is walking distance.

585
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, you want Taylor supposed to walk four

586
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: miles in Paris or like in in in the outside

587
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: in the Paris countries or French Southern French French countries side.

588
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 3: Jet four.

589
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. But they're like it

590
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: was to save money. I'm like, I doubt that. I

591
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 1: think it was probably for security, and like it's not

592
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: the problem again, like this is the oil companies are

593
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: the problem with climate change, not celebrities taking private fucking jets.

594
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: It's what the oil companies did was they made a

595
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 1: bunch of propaganda and that is part of it, is

596
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: just to blame it on celebrities and you and your

597
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: carbon footprint, when really they could do even a little thing,

598
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: and it would be immensely more than you could ever

599
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: do in a thousand lifetimes of recycling and not taking

600
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: jets and taking the bus and riding your bike. It

601
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: doesn't put a fucking dent in anything. Compared to what

602
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 1: they could do just a fraction of So stop blaming

603
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. And by the way, Taylor Swift, if you

604
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: were her, you'd be taking these people who are like,

605
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 1: I can't bull she could have walked that bitch. You

606
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: would have taken a private jet a mile. Like all

607
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 1: these people who are judging, they would kill for that

608
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: kind of money to be able to not fly southwest.

609
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: They all would do it. Unless you are like the

610
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Speaker 1: head of PETA or the an ambassador of Greenpeace. I

611
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: don't think you can put your money where your mouth is.

612
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: And when you when you judge these people for spending

613
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: all this money, I think you would do the same

614
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: thing if you had.

615
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Speaker 4: Believe the ambassadors of green Peace do it. The people

616
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Speaker 4: who are in charge of these charities, once they get

617
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 4: a little bit of money, they start doing all this

618
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 4: shit then and then it comes out five years later

619
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Speaker 4: where it's like corrupt CEO of Green Piece actually spent

620
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 4: a seven million dollars on a house in the Turks

621
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Speaker 4: and Kkos, Yeah, well.

622
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Speaker 1: I read some. There was some on the vegan subreddit.

623
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Speaker 1: There was an article about me being a vegan or whatever,

624
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: and they got into a huge there was all these

625
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: like bickering inside the subreddit of and I don't usually

626
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: read this stuff, but I'm like, vegans are nice. I

627
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: would like to see what they're saying about me, and

628
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: maybe they appreciate what I'm doing. I'm one of very

629
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: few celebrity vegans at this point, because they're always like,

630
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,959
Speaker 1: I'm not vegan. I used to be vegan and then

631
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: they get louder than ever about it because it didn't

632
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: work with my body and my lifestyle. Shut up, you

633
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: just wanted to lose weight and you love your tone keto. Yeah,

634
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm just like, shut up, if you if you stop

635
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: being vegan, shut the fuck up. Just shut up. You

636
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: know you were vegan once, so you know it was

637
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: the right thing, right, but now you're feeling guilty, right

638
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: so you have to be extra loud about why it

639
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: did work for you. Just don't be vegan and shut

640
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: the fuck up. You don't need to. You don't need

641
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: to blast us everywhere. Everyone's already not vegan. You don't

642
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: need to like retell us why you're not because you

643
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: need to justify it. You know what you're doing isn't right.

644
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: You know you're probably doing it to lose weight or

645
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: to do something for some selfish reason that isn't about

646
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: the animals. And by the way, I've done it too.

647
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: We all justify these behaviors, but just shut the fuck up.

648
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: We don't need more people telling us not to be vegan.

649
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: We really don't. And to everyone who is annoyed with

650
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: vegans being loud, it's like four of us, so you

651
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: can shut the fuck up too. Honestly, we're never gonna

652
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,239
Speaker 1: win if we went over three people and you have

653
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Speaker 1: thirty less cows killed a year, So be it. Let

654
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Speaker 1: us talk and then just flip past it. You don't

655
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Speaker 1: have to listen. But anyway, in this vegan subreddit, they

656
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: were getting so mad or a couple of people defended me.

657
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: This one person shout out to whoever that was who

658
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: was like cause they were. They were getting in an

659
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Speaker 1: argument about how I'm not loud enough and how I'm

660
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: too gentle when I go on certain people's podcasts where

661
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Speaker 1: I don't overdo it, and I kind to say, I

662
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: don't care what you do. I'm not gonna preach it you.

663
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: I just know what I do. I'm I'm right for

664
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: what I do and you're wrong, and that's fine with me,

665
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: and you have to live with that. And I really

666
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm not judging you for it. I did it for years.

667
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm gentle about it when it comes to judgmental and

668
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: like shaming people, even though I just said fuck you

669
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: a million times to both vegans and non vegans, but.

670
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Speaker 4: Well, you're saying fuck you specifically to the person who

671
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 4: quits veganism and then goes and loudly exclaimed yes because

672
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 4: it's shut up.

673
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, just shut the fuck up. And but anyway, this

674
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: person was like, well, she has to be delicate because

675
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: these people. If she wants to get the word out

676
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: at all on these podcasts and get keep getting invited

677
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: on this podcasts, she can't go fucking nuts. And that

678
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: person saw it. I felt seen good. You can't overdo it.

679
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: You and I do have to be understanding. And I

680
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: wish that a lot of I wish PETA and a

681
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: lot of these different organizations would kind of come from

682
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: my perspective of like a gentle approach to getting people

683
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: to quit meat, because I know that's how I quit

684
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: smoking cigarettes. I know that's how I quit alcohol. It's

685
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: not being putitive to yourself, it's not feeling guilty. It's

686
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: not feeling. It's not shaming you about me, it's shaming

687
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: people about cigarettes. Showing them a picture of a dirty

688
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: lung doesn't get them to stop smoking. It makes them

689
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: smoke more because they're stressed out about the fact that

690
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: they're smoking, and the only thing they have to do

691
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: to calm that stress is to smoke more. So you

692
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: yelling at people about being vegan or not being vegan

693
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: is gonna make them dig their heels in more because

694
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: they're gonna feel distressed about it. And what makes you

695
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: feel good when you're distressed food that.

696
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 3: You like spaking.

697
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 4: It's basic persuasion, Like you can't just yell someone into

698
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 4: agreeing with you, just can't dig in more. It's with politics,

699
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 4: like if you like, just think about this in any situation,

700
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 4: like if you have an uncle or something who disagrees

701
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 4: with you politically, if you just go over to his

702
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 4: house and you start telling him he's a bad person

703
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 4: and stuff, he's he's just gonna believe his thing more

704
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 4: and then he's gonna plant the flag on the back

705
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 4: of his pickup truck because you did that.

706
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: And guess what, calling him weird doesn't work either. We

707
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: thought that worked for a second.

708
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, funny that.

709
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was so funny when we were all like,

710
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,479
Speaker 7: it's working weird really pisses them and they don't like

711
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 7: call them weird.

712
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 3: We never thought about that to call.

713
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: Them weird weird, and we solved.

714
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 4: It all of a sudden. The flags came down so funny, You're.

715
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 3: Like, wait a second, am I weird?

716
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? I just like do a gentle approach. Once in

717
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: a while, I see a post because I'm in a

718
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: certain mood. I'll be in like a depressed mood and

719
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: I see a picture of a chicken that looks dirty

720
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: and sad, and I'll just post it because it's just

721
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: a gentle reminder. It's not it is a little in

722
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Speaker 1: your face, but it's not me being like you're a

723
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: bad person. I just say, hey, your you know your

724
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: favorite breakfast food enjoys warm baths. Just think about that.

725
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: It's just like a nice, little, kind of sneaky way

726
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: to do it, because over the top, it's just you

727
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: want to do over the top. Of course, I want

728
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 1: to scream and yeah, oh god, yeah, And I want

729
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: to every time I see a post of Haley Baber

730
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: wearing some you know, long fox coat, I want to

731
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: write this is disgusting or whatever. It's like that doesn't

732
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 1: that's only going to make people be like what a bitch?

733
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: What does she stand for? Any No, it's just like

734
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: it's just not right. It's not the right approach. But anyway,

735
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,439
Speaker 1: it's like it's hard not to get not to see

736
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: your name and get drawn into what could they be

737
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: saying about me?

738
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Speaker 4: Well, it's just irrational for them to say, like you

739
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 4: got to go on to like the Tiger Belly podcast

740
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 4: and start like vehemently yelling about veganism. It's just not

741
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 4: going to convince anybody, and it's going to ruin your career.

742
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and and and they wonder why there's no celebrities

743
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: that are vegan. It's just like it's it makes it,

744
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: it turns people off.

745
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Speaker 4: And also you're a comedian, it's like it's not your

746
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 4: I get you have a platf. But it's not your

747
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 4: job to convince anybody of anything. Your job is to

748
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 4: make people laugh. And like that's the whole problem with

749
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 4: with the joke, the great joke during the Golden Globes

750
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,919
Speaker 4: where it's like you can do anything except tell people

751
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 4: how to vote. It's like, stay in your Lane, like,

752
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 4: you don't need the public should not expect celebrities to

753
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 4: fix the world. That's not why they're celebrities. That's not

754
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 4: why they were chosen to be celebrities. If you want

755
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 4: people to fix the world, you should be looking to

756
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 4: activists and politicians. Of course, celebrity can become an activist,

757
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 4: but like, you can't expect like uh, Nicole Kidman and

758
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 4: Tom Cruise to fix climate change.

759
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 3: It's it's insane.

760
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it just seems like they should be able

761
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: to because we have them, we have their pussies on

762
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 1: such pedestals. Yeah, yeah, right, Like it does make sense

763
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: that we go, like, why can't you speak up more? Like,

764
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: you know, Taylor Swift endorse and Kamala felt like that

765
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: was gonna do it.

766
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it'd be calling them weird. I mean, what

767
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 4: the fuck? How could that combination not have worked?

768
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,720
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Yeah.

769
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 4: Well, uh and to say then their whole strategy was,

770
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 4: I mean, we decided to call them weird and yet

771
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift to endorse them and it didn't work. And

772
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 4: their whole strategy was just what to like convince the

773
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 4: majority of Americans to vote for them?

774
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Speaker 3: I mean, how did that.

775
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: Work by running incessant ad campaigns that instilled fear where

776
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,919
Speaker 1: there's shouldn't be. I mean, it's not like they didn't

777
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: do anything. They weren't. Just like Brian, you can't just

778
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: say they were just running a honest, sincere, no noble

779
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 1: campaign by any stretch of the imagination.

780
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 3: No, no, no, certainly not.

781
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: And isn't it we it is? Have you guys? The

782
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: TikTok band was insane. I think it's so funny that,

783
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: like there's so many people working on like sketches about it,

784
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 1: and by the time they like shot their sketch that

785
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: was gonna be like so viral on reels about the

786
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,959
Speaker 1: TikTok van, it was already lifted. That was so fun

787
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: I did you.

788
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 4: See that A bunch of there was a people are crying.

789
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 4: People on TikToker decided to come clean about their accounts

790
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 4: before the did you see this?

791
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: You're gonna miss this.

792
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 6: I'm gonna miss this community where I got six thousand

793
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 6: dollars a week from posting a video.

794
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,879
Speaker 1: Of my tits. Wait what wait? I saw one guy

795
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 1: coming clean was like, I'm just gonna say it. I

796
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: don't like black people. It's just like, wait, what what

797
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: this isn't? What this is?

798
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 7: This isn't like you're on the gallows and you get

799
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 7: just say you're like last final statements?

800
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,439
Speaker 1: Are you talking about that guy? There was one guy

801
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: that was like, I want to talk about who I

802
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: don't like, and he said that he didn't like black

803
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: people at the gym because black people are already physically superior,

804
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: So why are they at the gym when he he

805
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: should be at the gym trying to keep up with

806
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: whatever they are naturally. I mean, it was insane.

807
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 4: First of all, lead with that, don't end with it.

808
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 4: It's like the ship's going down. That's such a weird

809
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 4: impulse anymore, if you're in the Titanic going down, your

810
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 4: last thing to do is to guess what I hate

811
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 4: black people? That's so crazy to think that it was.

812
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: It was nuts. So I saw that, Wait what did

813
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: you see?

814
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 3: So shit you should care about? The account?

815
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 4: Shit you should care about is leading the journalism on this,

816
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 4: and they found that there was a bunch of accounts

817
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 4: on take popular accounts where the influencers came clean as

818
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 4: to why their accounts were frauds. Like, for example, there

819
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 4: was one fitness influencer who says I posted those workouts,

820
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 4: I never did any of those workouts like stuff.

821
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: Like that, what oh my god.

822
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,839
Speaker 3: I or like a cooking channel and they were like, they.

823
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: Know there are other platforms that they can go.

824
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the thing about TikTok. That's that the TikTokers.

825
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 4: That's insane.

826
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 3: Is it?

827
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 4: Like they're acting like TikTok is the only social media

828
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 4: platform TikTok. They can't have any other access to social media.

829
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: That's really interesting. I never even considered that people that

830
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: are telling me what workouts to do might not be

831
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: doing them.

832
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 3: They're not doing that.

833
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, how do their bodies look like that?

834
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 2: Then?

835
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: But it's like, oh, they could just be like naturally

836
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 1: fit in that way.

837
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 4: Or they're doing like less like half of them, or

838
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 4: eating well and doing sculp. But like you every day

839
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 4: of a workout. Cool sculpting cool.

840
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: That I would not do because I've seen too many

841
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: horrors of cool sculpting. But I will say I would

842
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: love to go through my phone and see how many

843
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: different squat workouts that I have saved that I've never

844
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: once done ever ever of like the right positioning. I

845
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: I have this one girl who's Irish who screams at

846
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: me about your ladies during your fucking squats. You you

847
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: fucking need to do it the right way. She just

848
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 1: scratched her. Thing is that she cusses at you. She's

849
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: really cool. I like, I forget her name. Fuck, I

850
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: wish I could remember it. She pops up all the

851
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: time for me. And then I have Yeah, but I

852
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: have so many different I just if I'm doing a

853
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: squat the wrong way, it's because there's there's no excuse

854
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: for me to do a squat. So is that's all

855
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: I have? Show me the wrong way in the right way?

856
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: What is that?

857
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 2: What you're saving on Instagram?

858
00:39:56,239 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: Mostly workout videos? Yeah, workout videos and like every more

859
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: I get up and I do this with my hands

860
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,879
Speaker 1: guasho where it's like draining your face a puff or

861
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's all those where I'm just saving different

862
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: workouts that I never do. And I did do some

863
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: gym workouts when I was in Hawaii from our vacation,

864
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: and I just did ones. I never went to the

865
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: ones on Instagram that I saved. I just went to

866
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: like gym workout twenty minutes and did those and those

867
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: are really fun.

868
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I used to do all the time.

869
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Speaker 4: I mean before I went back to Equinox, I would

870
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 4: do the I would do Pop Sugar.

871
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 1: Oh in your house.

872
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 3: I would do Pop Sugar.

873
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 4: I would do TV twelve as we all know, but

874
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 4: I would do Pop Sugar also, yeah in my house. Yeah.

875
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 4: You just type in twenty minute workout on YouTube Pop

876
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 4: Sugar and they have a lot of great ones.

877
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 3: They have Apple Fitness now.

878
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 4: Which is also good, but yeah, that's uh, there's no

879
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 4: replacement for in my opinion, weightli things. So when you

880
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 4: do squats, are you using like a bar you're talking

881
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 4: about like body weight squats.

882
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: No, what I'm doing, like you know what I'm doing, uh,

883
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: like with dumbbells you're saying. Yeah, sometimes like sometimes I'll

884
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: do a bar and do like you know, uh deadlifts.

885
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,919
Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah that.

886
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: Kind of like just the positioning. I know all the

887
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: positions for the different uh squats variations you can do

888
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: because I've just watched the videos a million times, and

889
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: I also watched like videos about you know, pelvic tilt constantly,

890
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: and there is literally no one I can find who

891
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: is fixed with evidence their posterior pelvic tilt. There's a

892
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: million videos about doing it, but it it must be

893
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 1: something that takes literal years to do. I got this

894
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: this special chiropractic thing that you're not even supposed to

895
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: be able to buy unless you're like an you know.

896
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: And the guy that was talking about it, he was

897
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: on the YouTube video, he was like, it's a traction

898
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: tool and it had it's like a foam kind of

899
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 1: block and at the top it has like a thinner line,

900
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: so it's like really digs in, you know, and it's

901
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: like a five inch block and you lay your back

902
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: on it because I'm just trying to open up my

903
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 1: lower lumbar back and get some lord nosis back in

904
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: that bitch, and you just lay on it. But he

905
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: said you should only do this. Hold for one minute.

906
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: Hold bitch, yeah, lordos. This is when your spine kind

907
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,280
Speaker 1: of goes in, and in order to have an ass

908
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: you gotta have that little like curve of the spine in.

909
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: So you're asking, is whoop and mine does not. It

910
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 1: just goes straight down. And if I had the curve,

911
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 1: my already flat ass would get it, would give it

912
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: something else. So I'm trying to bend my back in

913
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: by laying on this fucking block that the guy said

914
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: you should never you should not do this without a professional,

915
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: And I'm just laying on it all day while I'm

916
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna fuck up my back so bad. I

917
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: can just feel it already. But it's stretching out my back.

918
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: I think, I hope it's It seems like a medieval

919
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: torture device.

920
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 4: I have a I want to say something about just

921
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 4: like exercise in general, because I did something yesterday that

922
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 4: I've never done before, which is I got a dex

923
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 4: of scan.

924
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 3: Have you ever done one of those?

925
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 4: No?

926
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 3: What a body spec it's one.

927
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 4: It's a it's a full body scan that measures your

928
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,280
Speaker 4: body fat and your muscle and your bones and stuff

929
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 4: like that.

930
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: Do you have to like breathe while you're like with

931
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: a mask on while you're running on a treadmill? I

932
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: did that.

933
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 4: No, No, it's just laying down. It was really easy.

934
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 4: It took like less than ten minutes. I just you

935
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 4: just lay down and you this thing slowly scans you.

936
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 3: And they say, so weird.

937
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 4: They say, in the fact, the FAQ, it's a lot

938
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 4: of radiation to do these decks of scans. And they

939
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 4: say it's about the same amount of radiation as eating

940
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 4: for bananas. Did you know that you get radiation from bananas? No,

941
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 4: well I currently.

942
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: You can give your number to a guy through a banana.

943
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's nuts. Okay, So I'm.

944
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:48,959
Speaker 3: Doing this DEXA scan.

945
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 4: It's cheap comparison, sixty dollars for there. Yeah, facilities all

946
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 4: over at least so cal.

947
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: So you just got some numbers. You got your body

948
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 1: fat percentage, you got.

949
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 4: What a break down, your bone density, your body fat,

950
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 4: your visceral fat, like all these little categories. And it's

951
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 4: really easy and quick. And so I wanted to find

952
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 4: out if I was a fat piece of shit or

953
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 4: not because you're not well, I.

954
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: Went told you by looking at you.

955
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 4: That's what I went to a gastro doctor and I said,

956
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 4: am I a fat piece of shit? And he said, no,

957
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 4: you look like you're in great shape. You're doing better

958
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 4: than me. And I said, oh great. And then I

959
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 4: went to my primary care physician and I said, am

960
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 4: I a fat piece of shit? And he said, well,

961
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 4: you know, you got a lot of fat around your belly,

962
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 4: so you could lose weight. So I wanted to get

963
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 4: a DEXA scan to see which person was right.

964
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 3: Am I fat or not? Turns out I'm fat?

965
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: You are?

966
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fat?

967
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: What do you let me guess your percentage? Can I guess?

968
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? My body fat percentage?

969
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 6: Yeah? No?

970
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: What you want to get on on this? Because I

971
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: believe men are supposed to be around like six percent

972
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: or something. I think women are like one hundred and

973
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: fifteen percent fat? Like, are fat? Is like crazy compared

974
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: to men's. Yeah, but I think are under ten? So

975
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess you're like nine.

976
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 3: No, under ten would be like eleven? Yeah, nine.

977
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 4: You have to be between nine and eleven in order.

978
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 3: To is it?

979
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: Am I so off? What is?

980
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:14,399
Speaker 3: If you're under ten?

981
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 4: You are like a ripped god professional athlete. I think

982
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 4: if you're under twenty, you're you're in good shape.

983
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: You're not under fifty.

984
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 3: But if you're if you're what.

985
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: Are you under fifty?

986
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 4: He's I don't even think it's humanly possible. Is it

987
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 4: possible to be over half fat?

988
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: You know what? I don't even know what?

989
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 3: You can be.

990
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: An old archaic tool.

991
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 4: Thirty thirty body fat. But what's what's interesting is that

992
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 4: it's all around my stomach, like my arms and legs

993
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,439
Speaker 4: are mostly muscle.

994
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: And which for you, as you've aged, it's definitely.

995
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 4: Been getting bigger. It's because I stopped weightlifting. Oh what

996
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 4: now I've started again. I'm getting my muscle back and

997
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 4: I was doing TV twelve and pop sugar only. I'm

998
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 4: telling you it doesn't work. It just doesn't work. Gotta

999
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 4: lift weights.

1000
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: God damn it. I know you gotta lift weights. It's

1001
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: not enough.

1002
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 4: But here's the weirdest thing that I but I discovered.

1003
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 4: So I have my I don't have an unhealthy amount

1004
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 4: of fat. The fat's actually pretty good, but it's like

1005
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 4: just superficial fat that I can get rid of. But

1006
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 4: what's really interesting is my bone density.

1007
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 3: I am in.

1008
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 4: The lowest eight percent of bone density in the country

1009
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 4: and my age group.

1010
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: That's horrible.

1011
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 4: I've got horrible and so and here's the thing. My

1012
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 4: arms and legs bones are in like the eighty percent

1013
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 4: tile So I have super good bones in my arms

1014
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 4: and legs, but I have a really low bone in

1015
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 4: my torso and head.

1016
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: I think you need to get a second duck. Such

1017
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: a study. I really do exa scam.

1018
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 3: You think this is a mistake.

1019
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: This is crazy that you that your pelvis is like

1020
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 1: four bananas in terms of the sturdiness, and then the

1021
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: rest of you is still being Yeah, that's crazy.

1022
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 3: Okay, that really bad bone are supposed to do for that?

1023
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 1: What do you do for your bone density and your

1024
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: torso well?

1025
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 4: So I don't know, like you can gain bone density

1026
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 4: by taking supplements like vitamin D, magnesium and calcium, which

1027
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 4: I'm already taking already.

1028
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: That your bones are like kind of brittle, Like can

1029
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 1: you feel it?

1030
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 4: No, my bones feel great, but it is something over time.

1031
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,439
Speaker 4: You know, you can get osteoporosis as you get older,

1032
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 4: they can break easily. But I the way you build

1033
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 4: your bones is by exerting weight on them.

1034
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 3: So that is like we need more bone here.

1035
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 4: Yes, and that comes from weightlifting, which I need to

1036
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 4: just get back to and I get my bones up,

1037
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 4: But I just don't know how to make my headbone bigger,

1038
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 4: Like how do you put weight on that?

1039
00:47:58,719 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 3: Like I.

1040
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 1: Have to wear it molment honestly. Yeah, that's okay. So

1041
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: I'm glad you got this information. I don't know what

1042
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna do with it if it's gonna make you

1043
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: better or worse. When we get back, I want to

1044
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: ask you one more question. Okay, I have a question

1045
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: for you guys. If you could have one thing in

1046
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: your life just snap of the fingers and it's done.

1047
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: Like whether it's a home project, a personal project, a

1048
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: physical thing that you want done that is within the

1049
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: realm of you could do it, Okay, Like it isn't

1050
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: just it's not like you win the lottery kind of

1051
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: thing and you have a yacht or something, but like

1052
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: something that you're like, God, it's just like weighing you

1053
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: down that you could do and you maybe aren't gonna

1054
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: get around to you. What would that thing be like?

1055
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 4: Are you saying like a task or like a skill, a.

1056
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: Task, a task, not even task, but like it could

1057
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: be like I want to get in good shape, and

1058
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: I wish I could just stap my finger. I know

1059
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: that would take months to do, but it could be that.

1060
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 1: But what what is your guys's mine is?

1061
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 2: Although it would be the get in shape thing, but

1062
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 2: the more practical one is to finally finish my wedding album.

1063
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: What no one's clamoring for that hunt.

1064
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 2: But we have already paid for this wedding album and

1065
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 2: it's been almost a year and I have not finished

1066
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 2: hard doing it.

1067
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 1: Then if you're paying for it, because.

1068
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 2: Every time I start doing it, I get distracted and

1069
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 2: I'm like I don't want to go.

1070
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: I mean, like, why are they putting it together for you?

1071
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 2: Because we have to choose which photos we want in there? Okay,

1072
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 2: and then they the company puts it together and so

1073
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 2: it's like thousands of photos you have to choose like

1074
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 2: one hundred. Yeah, I'm like three quarters of the way there,

1075
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 2: but I just cannot finish.

1076
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 3: I feel like you could do this.

1077
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: Wait, why what is the hold up? Like why can't

1078
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: you do it? Like? What when when you have like

1079
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 1: a stillness and it's like I should do that? What

1080
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: is keeping you from doing it? Like you don't want

1081
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: to see pictures of yourself, You don't want to remember

1082
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: a time where things were felt better and EASi here,

1083
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: like what is it?

1084
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 2: So a part of it is option paralysis, which I

1085
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 2: struggle with. And because I'm almost done, I know that

1086
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 2: I'll have to go back and do a round two

1087
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 2: to of all the folks, because you know, there's only

1088
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 2: a certain amount that can go on the album. Yeah,

1089
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 2: and I'm dreading the start of round two.

1090
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: Okay, why don't you give it to someone who would

1091
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 1: like to do that, like a Kursten. That's a great idea.

1092
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 1: I actually give it to someone who, like, you know,

1093
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: throw it on the girls chat and be like, could

1094
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: anyone help me by looking at these photos and pick

1095
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: the ones you like? Anya? I think Like loves to

1096
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: do that kind of stuff. She's really good at, like

1097
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: helping make decisions when it comes to like. I felt

1098
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: the same way about photoshoots, where I'm like, I have

1099
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: to choose the ones they're gonna edit. I only get

1100
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: tend to edit, Like I can't decide. I don't know

1101
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 1: because ultimately, yeah, it should be like what you want,

1102
00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 1: but you won't notice if so.

1103
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 2: I honestly wouldn't care. I'm not good at asking for help.

1104
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 1: So thanks.

1105
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 2: That's actually a very good suggestion, because I.

1106
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 1: Think there are people that would like to do that,

1107
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: like it wouldn't feel burdensome for them. But I understand

1108
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: that the option paralysis is that like is but isn't

1109
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: that with like isn't it with everything like picking out

1110
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: furniture and picking out Yes.

1111
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think one of the problems is there's too

1112
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 4: many options, Like you need to limit, like you need

1113
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 4: to just like take half the photos and throw them

1114
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 4: in the garbage, so then you just have less to

1115
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 4: choose from.

1116
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 2: But I still have to go through them, which is

1117
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 2: what I'm not good at.

1118
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 4: Don't even go through them, just throw them out you

1119
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 4: don't have them, and then you have half left and

1120
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 4: then it's That's one of the they've done studies on

1121
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 4: this about happiness in general, where if you have more

1122
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 4: than like three to five options, it actually makes you

1123
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 4: less happy because you're just thinking about all the different

1124
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 4: ways that you could get the choice wrong, Whereas if

1125
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 4: you just have like A or B or C, then

1126
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 4: you just make that decision quickly and you're much happier,

1127
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 4: even if the thing you ultimately wind up with is

1128
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 4: not as good as if you had one hundred different

1129
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,919
Speaker 4: options and you could pick the number one best one, right, Well.

1130
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 2: That makes sense. I just be happy with the fact

1131
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 2: that I got the task done.

1132
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: How many times have you been ordering makeup online and

1133
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: there's too many colors to choose from, and so you

1134
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: just don't choose any No, really every time, all the time.

1135
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: For me, whether it's like a color of lipstick or

1136
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 1: a color of foundation, I'm like, I know that it's

1137
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: nice that they have many colors because there are many

1138
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,879
Speaker 1: different colors of people and lips and things like that.

1139
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:33,399
Speaker 1: But good god, I don't think we need that many. Yeah,

1140
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: I'm I'm with you on that.

1141
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 4: Like with shoes, like I get these running shoes and

1142
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 4: they have I get Brooks running shoes and like they

1143
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 4: have like three choices of color variations.

1144
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: I love how certain shoe companies are just like, fuck you,

1145
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: there's one page of results. Yeah, you're not even gonna

1146
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: go to the When I go to like anthropology to

1147
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: look at like new arrivals or like just tops, it's

1148
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: like a thousand pages of things you can go through,

1149
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: and I just can't.

1150
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 4: I can't give me the best ones, the ones that

1151
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 4: are proven to be they are.

1152
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: The best sellers, and that's just that they could lie

1153
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: to you. It's like when I used to work at

1154
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: a restaurant and whenever they would do the special of

1155
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: the week, it was just whatever leftover shit they had.

1156
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: They would throw it in a stew and say this

1157
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: is our special, and it would make it seem special,

1158
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: but it wasn't special. It was just the leftover. So

1159
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 1: I always feel like the best sellers or stuff they're

1160
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: trying to like offload.

1161
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 4: There was someone saying this to me or something or

1162
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 4: heard it on TV show where it's like, no matter

1163
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 4: what you do when you go to a restaurant, don't

1164
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 4: get like the fish stew or the buoya base or something,

1165
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,439
Speaker 4: because all that is is two day old fish put

1166
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 4: in to a stew.

1167
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 1: So never I think there's ever a fish stew anywhere.

1168
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

1169
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 4: They say, they've been telling me for years, never get

1170
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 4: the fish stew.

1171
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 1: I just think that specials are oftentimes not unless there's

1172
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: a really nice restaurant where they're like, we just got

1173
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: the certain amount of this fish. Like, I think specials

1174
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: generally are things they're running out of and they just

1175
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: want to like kind of shove them all the other

1176
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:05,959
Speaker 1: But I could be wrong.

1177
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 4: That's what are your restaurants too. If you go to

1178
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 4: a restaurant, I mean, like if it's like cheesecake factory

1179
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 4: and they have like every single food on the menu,

1180
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 4: it's much harder to make a decision then if you

1181
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 4: go to a place that just has like fifteen options

1182
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 4: that we know are good.

1183
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, my thing that I would want done

1184
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 1: if I snap my fingers is getting rid of crap

1185
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: and like little cords and little like buttons and shit

1186
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: like all the drawers, all the things that I have

1187
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: that I don't want, Like it's been really hard for

1188
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: me to I just went through my I did a

1189
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: purge the other day and got rid of like five

1190
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: suitcases of clothing. Wo and I finally got rid of

1191
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 1: underwear that I don't want that I've been like having

1192
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: for five years, you know, like just this, and I

1193
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: just don't wear that underwear. I only wear thongs now,

1194
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: like I just don't really unless I'm going I sleep

1195
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 1: in underwear that are like on my you know what,

1196
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: bikini style, but like, I only wear thong. I've trained

1197
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: my ass to be chapped and calloused enough that I

1198
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:13,240
Speaker 1: don't feel it. It's like flossing. Wearing thongs is like flossing.

1199
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: If you do it every once in a while, it's

1200
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: highly annoying and you're like bleeding. You're bleeding. Your ass

1201
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: is bleeding. And everyone knows that you don't wear thongs

1202
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 1: a lot because you're like ugh. But then if you

1203
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: wear them every day, you just get used to them.

1204
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: It truly is so uncomfortable when you first wear thongs.

1205
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 1: I couldn't even believe that anyone ever did it. And

1206
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 1: now I hate wearing them to bed because I want to,

1207
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: but I only kept some underwear to wear to bed,

1208
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 1: and then I got rid of and you can't donate underwear, right,

1209
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: so it's just like putting all this underwear in a

1210
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,240
Speaker 1: bag and like just you're throwing it into a landfill,

1211
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: like it's not going anywhere. There's no recycling going on,

1212
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: and that really stresses me out. And I got rid

1213
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 1: of all my socks that don't aren't ankle socks. All

1214
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: of my socks that go below my ankle gone. And

1215
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 1: that was like, I'm not joking you. Seventy pairs of

1216
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 1: socks that I just doing a bag, just ones that

1217
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: go above my ankles, like high above or that Emily

1218
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: told me to buy it. I'll show you.

1219
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, is that an almost Yeah?

1220
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 1: They all the way up?

1221
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 3: Oh, they go all the way up.

1222
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: I just love them. They're like they're so comfortable to

1223
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: put on. I like the fabric. They don't have that

1224
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 1: like fuzzy feel like I like them to feel like.

1225
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: I don't know that some socks when I can see

1226
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 1: if your sock the sellow out of your sock, you

1227
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,399
Speaker 1: can see the fuzz. I want to die. I want

1228
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: a hard like. I want to sock that doesn't have

1229
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 1: like fuzz in wool. I don't like wool like no,

1230
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: I don't like polyester because that makes me sweat. I

1231
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: want to be cotton, but I want to be like

1232
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 1: a hard cotton. I don't know what I'm saying, but

1233
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: like the gray toed Haynes ones with the white and

1234
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: the gray.

1235
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:48,240
Speaker 3: Toe, that'szzr. So the the I can't believe.

1236
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 4: In the early two thousands, we were convinced to wear

1237
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:51,959
Speaker 4: socks that go.

1238
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:52,800
Speaker 3: Below the ankle.

1239
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: Final thought.

1240
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 4: I look back at those and I'm like, especially guys,

1241
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 4: I'm like why, Like the the, I can't think of

1242
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 4: anything less flattering than wearing a sock that like you.

1243
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 1: Basically, I still think it looks good, but I can't

1244
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: wear it because it makes you look old. I you know,

1245
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: it's like the middle part thing. I just won't do it.

1246
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 1: It make I feel like it just I would wear

1247
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: because I have long legs, and I feel like it

1248
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: makes your legs look longer to wear no sock.

1249
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 3: Oh, you have more.

1250
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 4: Angle legs if you have long legs, especially skinny long legs,

1251
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 4: especially if you're a guy, you have to wear long socks.

1252
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 3: I mean, there's just no, there's no way around it.

1253
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 1: Why because you don't want your legs to look long

1254
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: and skinny?

1255
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, of course, Oh yeah, okay, do thick trunks.

1256
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 1: I have long, muscular legs, and so I don't like

1257
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: the ankle sock look because I feel like it makes

1258
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: me look stubby and muscular. And I wanted that extra

1259
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: ankle length, but I don't get it anymore, you know,

1260
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: Like I do think it looks better to have your

1261
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: angle exposed. But that's just not what the trend is.

1262
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 3: That's not it no more.

1263
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 4: It'll be that in twenty years and twenty years, they'll

1264
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 4: be disgusting to wear high socks and you'll have to

1265
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 4: wear what ankle socks again? It the I do kind

1266
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 4: of like how everything's trending back towards the eighties now.

1267
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 4: Like if you go to like at the gym or something,

1268
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 4: everyone's wearing like like the same type tank tops. Oh

1269
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 4: my god, yeah, baggy tank tops. Some people are just

1270
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 4: wearing like full fledged like baggy sweatshirts. But also like

1271
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 4: the socks are eighties socks, they're just like workout video

1272
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 4: what are those call those ankle socks? Yeah, like an

1273
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 4: so you're like ankle warmers going into leggings. That's just

1274
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 4: the eighties, amazing. No one they didn't think of this,

1275
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 4: gen z did not think of this.

1276
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: No we thought of it. I don't. I can't even

1277
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: wear like, I don't even know what to wear for

1278
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 1: leggings anymore. I don't think leggings are in. And if

1279
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 1: you do wear a legging, I saw a thing about this,

1280
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: you have to wear a sweatshirt that covers your butt.

1281
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 1: Like it is not cool anymore to wear a sweatshirt

1282
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 1: above your buttah, and with yoga pants. Girls, did you

1283
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 1: know this? I didn't know this, But it makes you

1284
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: look like a soccer mom. And so you have to

1285
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: wear a really long sweatshirt that covers your butt, which

1286
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: I think is a better look. It's like more modest.

1287
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 1: And I'm not one for being like cover yourselves up, ladies,

1288
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: But like with me, with my flat ass, that can

1289
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: actually have four quadrants sometimes, like I feel like I

1290
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:11,439
Speaker 1: have four butt cheeks. Sometimes I like to have more

1291
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: coverage on my butt. Girls, you should be showing off

1292
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: your butts all the time. I would be flashing my

1293
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 1: ass non stop. If I sit in.

1294
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 2: Style anymore, you just said we have to cover it.

1295
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 1: Well no, no, I mean your bare ass. I would

1296
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 1: be I would be getting little idy bikinis. Girls are

1297
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 1: always complaining about, like why are there no butt coverage?

1298
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: If you have a full, big ass, don't cover it up.

1299
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: You don't need butt coverage. You have a big butt

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Speaker 1: that has like a nice shape to it, even if

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Speaker 1: it's big. It's like if yours has like all these

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Speaker 1: different divots in it, I understand why wanting to cover

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Speaker 1: it up. Mine has divots.

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Speaker 3: So that always been I mean, I try, I.

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Speaker 1: Try, I could try anything. I could probably get a

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Speaker 1: BBL in the right place it's the front of my

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Speaker 1: face in an hour to fix it. But it's just

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Speaker 1: like I always a flat ass.

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Speaker 4: That's not like something that's happened over time. That's it's

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Speaker 4: always been like that you're saying, I no.

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Speaker 1: I think it's like with age. It's like with kind

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Speaker 1: of the sagging nature of skin. But it's also with

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Speaker 1: when I used to be really skinny, like that's the

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Speaker 1: first place, like I'd already don't have fat there anyway,

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Speaker 1: and then when I'm really skinny, it's like there's it's

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Speaker 1: just a little hanging skin in the skin, you skin.

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Speaker 3: You need more fat bearing on my ass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the Kardashians do. They literally get their

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Speaker 1: fat put on their ass.

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Speaker 4: And they take it from other places. If you get

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Speaker 4: the fat put in your ass as that just for

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Speaker 4: a stomach, I mean, I would love to donate some

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Speaker 4: if that was possible, I would.

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Speaker 1: I would love to have your stomach on my ass.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if it's.

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Speaker 4: Looks like an ass, to be honest with you, really, yeah,

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Speaker 4: like the way that it's hanging out now, it really

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Speaker 4: like if you just like took out of context the

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Speaker 4: picture of my button and remove the belly button and

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Speaker 4: it would look like an ass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, I'll take your word for it. We

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Speaker 1: got to go. Thank you for the podcast this week.

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