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Speaker 1: Oh my god, two hundred episodes, two hundredth episode.

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Speaker 2: We're celebrating exactly how mid to late twenty year olds

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Speaker 2: would celebrate anything, which is by doing absolutely nothing, like

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Speaker 2: what what are you supposed to do? Two hundred and

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Speaker 2: eight does seem to me more appropriate to celebrate because

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Speaker 2: that's like fifty two, fifty two fifty two. But have

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Speaker 2: we been in like podcasting since a leap year?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that one's been the last like leap year.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it kind of happened more recently. Also, wait,

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Speaker 2: I met somebody recently who did not know that February

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Speaker 2: had twenty eight days like they were until right now.

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Speaker 2: Stop playing with me, because you are way too fucking

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Speaker 2: old to not know that.

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Speaker 3: I literally I knew that some months had a west days,

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Speaker 3: but didn't know it's as low as twenty eight. That's

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Speaker 3: very low.

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Speaker 1: The new leap year or the last leap year was

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. Twenty twenty eight is the next leap year?

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Speaker 2: You have nobody even Like when I say, I sound crazy,

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Speaker 2: but you not knowing what a leap year is is

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Speaker 2: genuinely jarring for the amount you know about Like computers

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Speaker 2: and shit, I've heard.

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Speaker 1: About he's a leap year. Why why is there an

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Speaker 1: extra day every four years?

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Speaker 2: Because we have leftovers and we're not wasteful.

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Speaker 3: With the rotation of the planet.

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Speaker 1: Uh, that's true.

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Speaker 3: Oh, should I have to get my headphones really quick? Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, let me just grab that.

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Speaker 1: Wait. The edition of One Day February twenty ninth, which

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Speaker 1: is today, makes the year so.

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Speaker 2: Scary opening a book back? Oh? Oh, is that a

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Speaker 2: bunch of vibrators?

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Speaker 1: Why do you have a bunch of pebble vibrators?

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Speaker 3: One second?

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Speaker 1: Wait, why do you have these?

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Speaker 2: Well, they're unopened, so like, actually, I have a lot

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Speaker 1: I'm going to take this.

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Speaker 2: Why do you have so many?

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Speaker 3: I went to the Rene party and got a bunch

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Speaker 3: of vibrators.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing. Why didn't everybody just open them up and

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Speaker 2: use them there? Like the best kind of gift is

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Speaker 2: some people.

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Speaker 3: Some people did open them.

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Speaker 1: Some people did I was gonna go, but I was sick.

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Speaker 3: It was so fun. There was a stud room.

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Speaker 2: Really yeah, Like I was trying to think, like, were

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Speaker 2: there actually studs there?

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Speaker 3: There might have been like one maybe wrap was the

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Speaker 3: stud is the stud tonight?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I was supposed to go to that too,

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Speaker 2: but I've been being a mother. I've been busy being

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Speaker 2: a mother, Like just my siblings are in town, so

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Speaker 2: I've been like, you know, feeding them and entertaining them.

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Speaker 2: They are so disinterested in absolutely the most part.

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Speaker 1: Crazy to be a teenager right now with iPhones because

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Speaker 1: like brain fried.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the brain is a bit fried. Like they're very

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Speaker 2: intelligent kids, but genuinely, they are the most alive when

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Speaker 2: they're at home, when.

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Speaker 1: They're act which I can't even which that is me.

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Speaker 1: I champion that, like my safe space is my iPhone.

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Speaker 1: When I lay in bed with my goddamn iPhone, that

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Speaker 1: is the greatest feeling God has.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is like it's so interesting because like

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Speaker 2: at least Natalie, she's been talking about like every time

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Speaker 2: we've hung out with all of our friends and them,

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Speaker 2: and I'm so scared. I'm so scared. Actually, my I

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Speaker 1: Than like a scary teenager.

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Speaker 2: That's mean a me, like a scary like overly confident,

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Speaker 2: exuberant ass kid who's like a know it all. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and that's how I was. But my siblings are like that,

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Speaker 2: but they keep it chill. They act like they like

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Speaker 2: don't know, but they they are thinking a lot, and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sick.

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Speaker 4: I'm I woke up.

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Speaker 2: I sleep with Drew all the time. We know this,

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Speaker 2: and I woke up because he keeps also like I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: When men are sick, like seriously get it together. Like

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Speaker 2: when men are sick, I just don't get it. But

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Speaker 2: this morning I woke up and we were hella close

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Speaker 2: to each other, and I've never moved away so fast.

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Speaker 2: It actually helped me get out of bed.

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Speaker 1: And I saw like your pillow for it that you built

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because we were way too close. I woke up

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Speaker 2: and it like our mouths were kind of closed, and

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Speaker 2: I almost went to kiss you, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: this motherfucker is sick. And then I put my pillow

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Speaker 2: and I moved over.

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Speaker 1: I kissed in her sleep last night to get me sick. Well,

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Speaker 1: something absolutely or shattering, groundbreaking, amazing happened to me this

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Speaker 1: past week. So I got a TV from my bedroom.

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Speaker 1: I used to be anti TV in the bedroom, but

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Speaker 2: TV in the bedroom is like, okay.

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Speaker 1: Well, I just I want to watch TV, but our

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Speaker 1: it's just like where am I going to watch TV

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Speaker 1: in my bedroom? So I'm on board. But while I

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Speaker 1: was shopping for my TV at Best by Guys, I

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Speaker 1: ran into Cookie King and k Shaw me and that

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Speaker 1: was very big for me, like I.

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Speaker 2: Got them sick because that was like right before you

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Speaker 2: actually were sick.

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Speaker 1: And ironically like very big for me, Like, but I

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Speaker 1: was surprised with myself, like I actually was like, bitch,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go up to them. I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 1: But like and I just like shouted cookie. I was

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Speaker 1: like cookie, Cookie, and he was just ignoring me because

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Speaker 1: he thought I was like a fan or whatever. Am

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Speaker 1: a fan, but he was like ignoring me.

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Speaker 2: And I was also, he was probably ignoring you, not

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Speaker 2: because you look like a fan, but because you are

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Speaker 2: a grown ass man yelling cookie to another grown man.

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Speaker 2: And it definitely you, you and Josh together, I'd be like, oh,

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Speaker 2: hell no, they're gonna like bully me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no. He he dapped me up and was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's good to meat or good to see you. And

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Speaker 1: he's like, wait, I like recognize you. And I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like to internet stuff and he was like, oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, yeah we've DMed. We've DMN Me and Cookie

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Speaker 1: King of dmned obviously like we go way back.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, Drew.

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Speaker 1: He was like, but we're gonna link up this week

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Speaker 1: and go grab lunch or something. We're making plans right now.

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Speaker 2: So what does he do?

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Speaker 1: I literally don't know.

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Speaker 2: Literally me when someone asked what.

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Speaker 1: I yeah, no, it's really it's hard. It's hard to describe,

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Speaker 1: but every single person, close friends, every single person that

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Speaker 1: responded to my close friends story was like who the

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Speaker 1: fuck is this? Like, why are you this? Geeked about

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Speaker 1: it and I was like, guys, if you knew, you

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Speaker 1: knew you, if you know, you know like hillsbro Hills, Like.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?

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Speaker 1: It's just it's just major, it's just cookie king cookie lore.

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Speaker 1: But he posted the live photo of us on his TikTok.

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Speaker 1: So now I'm in the cookie Verse. I'm in the universe.

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Speaker 1: I broke into the lore and I won't insert the

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Speaker 1: picture here, but yeah, I also met why do he.

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Speaker 2: Before he posted on his close friends? He sent it

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Speaker 2: in our group chat and anything is like, who is

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Speaker 2: that like? And then he said who it was and

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Speaker 2: nobody said anything else.

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Speaker 1: Josh gets it. Josh understands that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the straight guy who's on his phone

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Speaker 2: here in the house. He would beat happen, Like, what

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Speaker 2: the fuck is the Cookie Verse?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Khami was there too, and I kind of accidentally

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Speaker 1: dubbed him. He's like a look smackxer Okay, he he

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Speaker 1: does like me. He like acts like American psycho. What's

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Speaker 1: his name?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, McConaughey.

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Speaker 1: No, No, like the characters.

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Speaker 2: I know, well, I I don't know the characters.

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Speaker 1: But he acts like him and that's like his whole stick,

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Speaker 1: and he kind of like looks like him, but like, bitch,

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Speaker 1: they like both like Cookie King, like his whole thing

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Speaker 1: is like looks minim I saying like he like trolls.

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Speaker 1: He like trolls like looks Maxers. But I was like, bitch,

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Speaker 1: you like look good as fucking person. Like I was

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Speaker 1: genuinely shocked, Like he makes himself like intentionally look worse online, but.

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Speaker 2: So people could watch him like glow up. Also, I

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Speaker 2: just choked on air and spit for the first time

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Speaker 2: in so long. He just wants people to be able

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Speaker 2: to follow a glow up. Yeah, exactly, he's got plans.

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Speaker 2: He's got big plans about his like looks minimizing or

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Speaker 2: whatever the fuck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's this one account that I've been keeping up

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Speaker 1: with a looks minimizer, and he lifts only with this muscle,

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Speaker 1: like with this exactly, not this side, just this side.

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Speaker 1: He only works out this muscle, and his face is

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Speaker 1: like deformed and like melting off the side of his body,

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Speaker 1: like it's fucking crazy exercise. Yeah, he just works out

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Speaker 1: this muscle like this. Why only this one?

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Speaker 3: Why does he do that?

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Speaker 1: He just wants to like see how far he can,

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Speaker 1: and it's fucking crazy. He's like deformed and ship like,

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Speaker 1: you really can't fuck your ship up.

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Speaker 3: That's he looks minimizing. Yeah, oh okay, yeah, I thought

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Speaker 3: that was something that you could do to make your

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Speaker 3: face look better. But then I realized you're talking about

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Speaker 3: like minimizers. So anyway, I.

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Speaker 2: Put in an edit. Fuck one of those. Like when

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Speaker 2: I was talking about Jordan Barrett, Oh you got, I got,

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Speaker 2: I got putting the ball, get it? Who's Jordan Barrett? Oh,

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Speaker 2: the scary guy. He is the weirdest looking person ever.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I that was your twin, I would be

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Speaker 2: grossed out. And it cracked me up because I was like, whoa,

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Speaker 2: this is fucked up. If I was twelve, like if

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Speaker 2: I was like a young girl and I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, this is so sad. A bunch of

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Speaker 2: like random straight guys think I'm ugly, but that has

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Speaker 2: always been my reality. Like seeing that, I was like.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we were talking yesterday, like literally, I think the

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Speaker 1: worst thing that someone can do to me is call

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Speaker 1: me cute. I don't want to be cute. I want

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Speaker 1: to be yes, Yet I'm not cute, I'm hot, Like please, actually, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I know I'm not hot. I'm like, I know,

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Speaker 1: I got a baby face.

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Speaker 2: I'm cute.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, oh my god, like getting called cute

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Speaker 1: can sound so mean, sometimes so condescending.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's not even hate. It's just like damn if

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Speaker 1: What are your gluten free options? Like, bitch, eat the

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Speaker 2: Come on, Oh, it's gonna make you ship. A lot

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Speaker 2: Like I know that, we know that's not even baking

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Speaker 1: Is my stomach hurt after I eat ten pounds of bread?

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Speaker 1: Oh you are gluten intolerant. No, you ate tens pounds

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Speaker 2: But I will say I'm back to whole milk if

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Speaker 2: My joints need to be strong.

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Speaker 1: Whoa calcium?

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Speaker 3: I can't drink whole milk. I can't drink any milk.

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Speaker 2: I can't drink that. You don't even have to say that,

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Speaker 2: Like if I went to a coffee shop or something

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Speaker 1: Like so many that's alone with yes, us three we've

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Speaker 3: Maybe not me.

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Speaker 2: No, I was thinking maybe just me and Kai, like

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Speaker 2: shop with you, bitch. You don't have coffee.

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Speaker 1: Oh have I not been drinking coffee for the past

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Speaker 2: What he means is he gets a coffee and takes

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Speaker 2: Now you get why some people don't want to talk

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Speaker 1: Huh yeah, don't talk to me before my coffee. Back

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I meant whole milk is in w h

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Speaker 1: We're talking about but whole milk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we're talking about, drinking whole milk. You

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Speaker 1: W they're douching with percent. Yeah, with half and half,

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Speaker 1: they're douching with skim.

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Speaker 2: They're douching with heavy whipping butter cream, the butter and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, sorry, I didn't know you're talking about

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Speaker 2: So you can't have whole milk? Why are you lacked up?

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Speaker 3: And I've never the whole milk you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: I've never tried okay, like milk from a cow.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a cow. Bitch, I'm a cow.

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Speaker 3: Was that a Doja cat reference?

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Speaker 2: It's crazy how that was pre COVID? Was that pre COVID?

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Speaker 3: That was five years before COVID?

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Speaker 2: Like that's like, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know do like I know Doja? Okay, so hot?

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Speaker 1: You give me so hot? Fine?

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Speaker 2: Like you found that? Actually, no, you were like a SoundCloud.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I was. I was a sound clown.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you can't have whole milk.

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Speaker 3: I can't. It'll have my ankles behind my head.

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Speaker 2: Can you ice cream?

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Speaker 3: And shit, I can't. I can't have any cream. I

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Speaker 3: You lose the enzyme, and so now it like fucks

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Speaker 2: I just saw a new I started microdosing back to it,

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Speaker 3: After your tea break.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my milk tea break, y'all, y'all know the Penny

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Speaker 1: Nickel dime girl. Yeah, Penny Nickel dime, Penny Penny nickeled

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Speaker 1: Penny Nickel Dime, Penny Nickel Dime, Penny Penny Nickel dime Nickel,

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Speaker 1: Penny Nickel Dime, Penny Penny Nickel Quarter. Bitch. I just

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Speaker 1: found out last week that she's fucking Megan like that

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Speaker 2: I thought you meant Meghan Trainer, Megan the Stallion.

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Speaker 1: She's Megan the Stallion. She grew up to be Megan

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Speaker 1: the Stallion. No, but Penny Nickel Dime.

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Speaker 2: That's actually what I thought was gonna happen to me,

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Speaker 1: Oh god, wait, okay.

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Speaker 2: This is a crazy way I'm sitting now.

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Speaker 1: This girl is fucking Megan y'all. She's a voice.

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Speaker 2: I think wait, I think she's the dancer now.

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Speaker 1: No, like the whole thing is based off of her,

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Speaker 2: Imagine nothing chasing you in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 1: The reason I found this out is because I like

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Speaker 1: Like yes, seven years ago, eight years ago, it got

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Speaker 2: Making faces to that as if people who don't listen

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Speaker 1: We're talking about butthole milk making butter inside Collins. Oh

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know. No. But yeah, that was

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Speaker 2: Have you seen Megan two point Oh? Was that out yet?

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Speaker 1: Jenna Davis? That's Penny Nickel dime. I didn't see it,

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Speaker 1: but it hurt. Its dog shit, But like it's like,

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Speaker 1: it's like all dogshit movies. If you like go into

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Speaker 1: have fun.

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Speaker 2: Like, well, to me, bar, you're going into Megan two

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Speaker 2: looking for some like cinematics. This girl is like, that's

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Speaker 1: She was in Raven's home. Vamporina Lisa. She is a star, y'all,

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Speaker 1: Vamporina me in what's it called? She wasn't chicken girls

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Speaker 2: What was she was?

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Speaker 1: She was shaking?

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Speaker 2: I go, what was the one? I was in her hair?

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Speaker 2: Dude, fuck what was it?

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Speaker 1: It was like up stuck or something.

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Speaker 2: Like that, stuck stuck, stuck stick It stick it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I had a big crush on her.

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Speaker 2: I wanted her so fucking bad.

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Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think I had a crush

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Speaker 2: I wanted to be cool mask lesbian beefing with the

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Speaker 2: I don't remember. I don't think she was a lesbian.

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Speaker 2: starts beefing with the pretty like other hot girl and

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00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 2: they're really duking it out and they're just really getting

440
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 2: gymnastics and everyone's hot.

441
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm literally getting full blown chills thinking about this scene

442
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:20,119
Speaker 1: when they all went and then Yeah, the girl that

443
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 1: wasn't a girl's girl became.

444
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 2: She was prudish and she was like I'm a little.

445
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 1: Like, fuck you, mom, I'm gonna show my bra strap

446
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:31,119
Speaker 1: and then she like went him and then the girl

447
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 1: on the.

448
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 2: You look up like a description.

449
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 1: No, I just am like wow, bitch, no, this is

450
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 1: like this is how you know. I'm like this was

451
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: like my movie for real, Like I love this ship.

452
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god. I did have a

453
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 2: huge crush on the Latin girl, like I thought she

454
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: was so pretty, like I wanted her.

455
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 1: And the main literally like we literally have to watch

456
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 1: the balance.

457
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 2: We watch this again.

458
00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 1: We're gonna watch it today the kids. Yes, like real culture,

459
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 1: Like this is a real culture.

460
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 2: Because of that movie, I wanted to be in gymnastics

461
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 2: and then my mom put me in ballet and I

462
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 2: hated it and I literally did rebell and.

463
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 1: When she like does the cool moves.

464
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait, I actually want to watch.

465
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 1: It to figure out.

466
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 2: This makes me miss the Olympics.

467
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: I know the Olympics is always is going to be here.

468
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 1: It makes me patriotic, and then I get really sad

469
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 1: that I got patriotic. I feel really guilty.

470
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 2: It's like postnut clarity.

471
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like go America, awart not.

472
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 2: Fuck. Also, I was thinking in the car today. I

473
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 2: don't know why this crossed my mind, but I was

474
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 2: actually making myself laugh because Donald Donald, that is that

475
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 2: per Donald, that is your name. That is the craziest.

476
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 2: We know that this guy lies and he's a piece

477
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 2: of shap and like to all of them. But to

478
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 2: get away with Okay, because you have all the bread

479
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 2: in the world, you have all the power in the world.

480
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 2: You can change that weird fucking name. You can make

481
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 2: your name trump Trump if you want. Like Donald, you

482
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 2: kept Donald, and he started going by Trump. But he

483
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 2: goes by that because it's mad fucking embarrassing to think

484
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 2: you're the guy Donald Donald Donald Donald Donald Donald Like

485
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 2: that is like I've said it too.

486
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: Many times, heard it too many times, Donald Donald mac donald.

487
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 2: Donald. Yeah. I was just thinking about that today and

488
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 2: it just was cracking me up. I can't believe Donald

489
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 2: like the guy up to no good. His name is

490
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 2: fucking Donald.

491
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: In his nasty, fucking body. Have we seen shirtless pictures

492
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 1: of him recently?

493
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 2: I'm in South Park that was him. No, they got

494
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,119
Speaker 2: him to do that. That episode isn't on HBO Max.

495
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: By the way, Wait, he might be a never nude y'all.

496
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: Why have I never seen a shirtless picture of Donald Trump.

497
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 1: He might shower in his clothes. Girl, I looked up

498
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: shirtless Donald Trump. Bitch, what the fuck?

499
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 4: No, he said, that's a guy.

500
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,199
Speaker 1: Wait, there's no pictures of him shirtless. He's nasty. He

501
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 1: has he's literally insecure and nasty. Little fucking uh. He's nasty, bro.

502
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 2: He literally he uses like the powder hairline stuff and

503
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 2: like that's like it's just oh, you.

504
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 1: Know when Rudy Giuliani, like his hairline melted off and

505
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: he had like black paint down his face. I saw

506
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: someone yesterday with that and I felt so bad.

507
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 3: It was just a.

508
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 4: Normal guy to Giuliani.

509
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 2: For some reason, maybe think of a when lady got

510
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 2: got dressed up?

511
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 4: Is like that, wait, what's his name?

512
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 1: What's the name? What's his name?

513
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 2: It's not anywhere you're clothes, but like such an Italian name?

514
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: What's the lady got got? Boy? She was fucking bad,

515
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: shit crazy?

516
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: I wanna be that gee? Why yes, Joe.

517
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:17,640
Speaker 1: Joel, Joe calder How do you say it? It's next

518
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: to the visit but called leon? I can't Joe calderoone Calderon.

519
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 2: Jo Calderon, No, if it isn't jo.

520
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: K she used to just do ship.

521
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like, dude, you know who I could

522
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 2: see doing this and this is what will literally I

523
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 2: don't know if there's ever a world for this to

524
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 2: get across to you. I love you so much. The

525
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 2: only person who I could see doing something like that

526
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,719
Speaker 2: and I would let it slide right now is DOCI

527
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 2: because she's talking about how she wants to mix like

528
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 2: musical with hip hop, and I'm like, you need a

529
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 2: Joe Calderone moment if you're really gonna do it like dragging, like,

530
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 2: oh my god, Joe Caldern, I love it so much.

531
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 2: We used to say that was John.

532
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does give Josh, it really does. Well. Y'all

533
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: have heard of the Boo boo Right, we'll get ready

534
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 1: for Drew boo boo or Drew Drew That got kai giggly?

535
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: Which ones? Which one's better?

536
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 3: Heard, Drew boo boo or Drew I like Drew boo.

537
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: Everyone at the party was saying Drew Drew was better.

538
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: I think Drew boo boo is better.

539
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 2: Well, Drew Drew can be the girl one, and then

540
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 2: Drew boo boo can be the boy one.

541
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: Drew Boo boo y'all love boo boo. This thea boo

542
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: boo that. Why don't you.

543
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 4: Le boom on.

544
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: Boo or whatever?

545
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 2: You're sick, It's okay, yeah, you're not all there. Also,

546
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 2: I have a gold IUD in my in my bathroom,

547
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 2: and I had the most insane experience because I have

548
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 2: it in this little ashtray where I like put these

549
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: incense papers and to clean it, I'll just grab the

550
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 2: dice in and like suck up the ashes. And I

551
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 2: had it just an open tube and I went to

552
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: go suck up the ashes, and it sucked up the

553
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 2: IUD and I literally had to sit on the floor

554
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 2: of the bathroom for like thirty minutes extracting an IUD.

555
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 2: And it genuinely felt like I was a doctor, and

556
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 2: it just felt so weird, like shoving random things into

557
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 2: this tube and like that's.

558
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 1: Like it's not a piece of jewelry, right, It's like, no,

559
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 1: it's like an actual real one. Yeah.

560
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 2: No, I was watching it work in real time. It

561
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: was actually incredibly impressive, Like.

562
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: It just like stuck to the world.

563
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 2: No, it literally did, like it shot up, it got

564
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 2: caught at the cervix of the dice in and then

565
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 2: the legs expanded around the like tube and it was there,

566
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 2: like I had to get a paintbrush and another paintbrush

567
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 2: and like use two things to stab it out through

568
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 2: a random crevice.

569
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: And that's what it's like getting it removed in real life.

570
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 2: Well that's literally all I can imagine is this is

571
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: probably as painful as this is for this in adimant

572
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 2: object if it was real. Is that's what I imagine

573
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: iud's like because I've never gotten one, and they sound

574
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 2: so fucking scary and painful.

575
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: Back to the Boo Boo's the only thing keeping this

576
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: economy afloat is collectibles. Think about that.

577
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.

578
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: Everybody wants their sweet little treat. Everybody wants their little

579
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: box of joy, no.

580
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 3: Matter how many Funko Pops I get.

581
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: I feel like I'll never have your Funko pop wall.

582
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: When I knocked it down, you were so pissed.

583
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the only that's the one and only

584
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 3: time I ever laid a hand on you. I want

585
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 3: to do this. I got this idea for an activity

586
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 3: for my birthday next year.

587
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: Oh I've I know. This is the fucking video of

588
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: them crashing into each other. I want to do this

589
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: shit so bad? Where is it?

590
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 3: I don't know?

591
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: No, this isn't another country. This Mario Carton, realize I

592
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: want to do it, dude, Like it gets intense, like

593
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: motherfuckers like break their back and.

594
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 2: Y'all are gonna see me in like the foam costume

595
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 2: my war when I was your chair. That's why I'm

596
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 2: gonna wear it to that because my biggest fear with

597
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 2: any sort of activity like that is scraping my knuckles

598
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 2: and breaking my fingers. Like for some reason, I'm very

599
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 2: convinced if I flew out of something like that, your

600
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,479
Speaker 2: fingers would fingers and it would scrape the fuck. Oh

601
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 2: my god. We watched the new Final Destination and I've

602
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 2: never seen one of those movies. I've never seen a

603
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 2: Final Destination, No wonder y'all are so fucking weird. You

604
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 2: grew up watching that kind of shit? Where the fuck

605
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 2: were your parents?

606
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: I love Final Destination, and it took a lot of

607
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: convincing to get in you to watch it with me,

608
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: But we finally watched the new one, and I've been

609
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: dying to watch it because, like, I love the Final

610
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: Destination movies and they're like all dog shit, like I

611
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: was saying earlier, But that's a that's the point. Like

612
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: they're not trying to make a fucking masterpiece. They're just

613
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: trying to show you weird ways people die, like it's cool,

614
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: and like they were they did not hold back, like

615
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: at the fucking last scene, like I did not see

616
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: that coming. I really didn't.

617
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 2: I know, I know I didn't they got me because

618
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 2: I thought I thought I guessed it right. That that

619
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: common trope they think. They do, the thing that seems

620
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 2: like it's gonna happen, and then oh my god, last minute.

621
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: I can't believe they got away.

622
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 2: I can't believe they lived, they escape. But what's crazy?

623
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 2: His final destination is really just the mind of somebody

624
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 2: with OCD, Like that's all Like the grandma in The

625
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 2: New One who was tweaking, that's just me if I

626
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 2: let all of my intrusive thoughts that I have get

627
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 2: to my hand.

628
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: Girl, I did that shit last night.

629
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 2: Did you think you were gonna die last night? No?

630
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: I got a text from someone looking for someone else,

631
00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: and that shit.

632
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 3: Crazy.

633
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 2: Well, I think people who swerve to the side for

634
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 2: a motorcycle shouldn't be allowed to have their license, because

635
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 2: why the fuck are you moving around? Also, people are

636
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 2: just wow. When I get really sad with myself because

637
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 2: I don't feel like I have a grasp on reality,

638
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 2: and I look at things and I'm like, that's not real.

639
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 2: There's no way, like my hands could pick it up

640
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 2: and it won't go through it. Like I'm really existential

641
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: all the time, and I don't feel like I have

642
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 2: a grasp of anything around me.

643
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 4: But then I see some.

644
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 2: Dumb bitch in a fucking suv that's like so tiny.

645
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 2: You bitches should not be allowed on the street. Everyone

646
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 2: thinks their car is big. Everyone thinks their car is

647
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 2: huge on the highway. Today, I was I had to

648
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 2: go back and forth across LA to drop something off

649
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 2: this morning, and all I could think about the whole

650
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 2: drive is half these people, Like I just wish I

651
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 2: could be a judge for so many things, Like I

652
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 2: wish had the DMV. When you went, it would be

653
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 2: me sitting on like a lifeguard chair at the end

654
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 2: of a track and I would just like watch you

655
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 2: maneuver around. And then I get to say if you

656
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,719
Speaker 2: get to have your license or not, because a lot

657
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 2: of people wouldn't have their license because I would just

658
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 2: pisses me off. Today I saw a bunch of motorcycles

659
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 2: weaving through traffic, and the way everybody was like swerving

660
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 2: their fucking corollas around thinking they're big, like their car

661
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 2: was gonna get scraped by a motorcycle was driving me

662
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: fucking insane, because that's how you start fucking car crashes,

663
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 2: you dumb bitches. And that's my tangent, that's my that's

664
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 2: my road rage tangent. Also, it should be illegal to

665
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 2: have cars that have the tiniest like designer brake lights.

666
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 2: I was behind a g wagon and I literally, if

667
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 2: I didn't have to do my job here today, I

668
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 2: would have crashed in the back of it, just to

669
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 2: take them to court to fight Mercedes for how tiny

670
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 2: those brake lights are. Because it's literally like two little

671
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 2: dots and then a little line. And it was so

672
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 2: confusing driving behind this guy. I just kept moving away

673
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 2: from him, but he kept ending up in front of me,

674
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: and I felt like I was being chased all morning.

675
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 2: But from the front, does that make sense?

676
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 1: Scary? Due, and you's scary.

677
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 2: I just see more scary when drews like sick as

678
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 2: a dog and has nothing to really say back, like.

679
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 3: No, andya is scary. Watched mister Beast videos and then

680
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 3: she blocked mister Beast on YouTube and reported like seven videos.

681
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 2: Yeah I did. I do use my phone like a

682
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 2: crazy person, like you're scared. I have plenty of people blocked,

683
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 2: like people have always been so.

684
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: Anti seven mister videos, one after another. I mean they

685
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 1: are demonic, Like it's very I mean it's very sick.

686
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: Since I started adding like missiles and stuff, the subliminal messages.

687
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 2: With subliminal military, he's really.

688
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: It's predictive programming. He's making it like comfortable for us

689
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: to see America like blow up with bombs, and he's.

690
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 2: Been doing it for the past like two years. I

691
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 2: just don't fuck with him, like I just also I

692
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 2: hate this whole like he's started to feel himself. He

693
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 2: started doing that like the AI mister Beasts when people

694
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 2: are making him like look good, he now thinks he

695
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 2: looks good, like it seems like off his sugar for

696
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 2: like a month. So now he's very like.

697
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: It's keto, it's Keto Keto.

698
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 2: No.

699
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 1: Ever since he gave me one hundred dollars in the mail,

700
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: like I literally like fuck with him heavily. He recruited me.

701
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: He gets y'all. I don't think I ever spoke about that.

702
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: Mister Beast gave me just a stack of one hundred dollars.

703
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding like he gave me.

704
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 2: He didn't give him a stack of It was a

705
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 2: stack of one dollar bills.

706
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: He had added up to a hundred. But he gave

707
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: me a new mister Bee's chocolate flavor and then a

708
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: video saying he opened up the bottom, here's one hundred dollars,

709
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: and he just he was like, I wanted you to

710
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: feel like what it feels like to win money. And

711
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: I kept that one hundred dollar bill or that one

712
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, and it's a stack in my room and

713
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: it's a piece of day court.

714
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 2: Now and one day when I don't have a single

715
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 2: pre role edible.

716
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: Inya's weed, habit, Wait, let's talk about that. Literally, Enya

717
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: like orders weed and they only take cash. And I'm

718
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,959
Speaker 1: the only human being on fucking planet Earth that still

719
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: carries cash. Apparently, in the last four times, three times

720
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: Inya's bought weed, it's been on my fucking dollar. And

721
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: have I been paid back? No, But I don't expect

722
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: to be because you cover my coffee in the morning,

723
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: and you get me my chai ti la te.

724
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 3: Up.

725
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,479
Speaker 2: I used to take pride in providing for a woman.

726
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 2: What happened to that? Men used to be like, oh

727
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 2: my god, no please, I would love nothing more than

728
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,399
Speaker 2: to pay for your weed. That used to be something

729
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 2: to brag about.

730
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: It is like, damn, you're buying a me sitting and

731
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: then like a twenty five year old drug dealer's house

732
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 1: with my two like fourteen year old girl homies, like

733
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: sitting on the car. It's like waiting to get smoked out,

734
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: and we're like, why is a twenty five year old

735
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: hanging out with a fourteen year old right now?

736
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 2: Except you're the fourteen year old and I'm the twenty

737
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 2: five year old and you're buying my weed exactly. But

738
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 2: ye I'm gonna steal your mister beast. You're mester beast.

739
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 2: Oh you're getting a phone call, so can you fucking

740
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 2: like decline it or something?

741
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: It's co horn. Yeah. The culture of dudes oh wait,

742
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: let's read this note. Yeah, the culture of dudes dressing

743
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 1: up as Spider Man. Put that bulge down. So I've

744
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 1: discovered a whole niche sub corner. Subgenre of the Internet

745
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: where it is just like twenty two year old white

746
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: guys with blonde hair dressing up as Spider Man and

747
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 1: there's like hundreds of them and they spend like thousands

748
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: of dollars on the Spider Man costumes to act like

749
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: Spider Man on Instagram and then you go to the

750
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: comments and it's all people just like fucking thirsting over

751
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: Spider Man and it's like this we you're like like

752
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: soft core porn thing that people are like getting off

753
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: to and the dudes like getting off to. But I

754
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: found like thirty of them. It's like a whole thing.

755
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: Like and like there's like, I mean, I think Costume

756
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: Dealer is too.

757
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 2: Like there's the subgenre of girls in like costplay communities

758
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 2: that the only thing they cosplay is like Gwen or

759
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 2: uh like Spider Girl. Like there's like especially like I'm

760
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 2: not kidding because especially a Spider Girl a thing. There's

761
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 2: Spider Girl and then Gwen.

762
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: I never seen.

763
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 2: I've never seen Gwen is technically Spider.

764
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 3: Girl maybe, but isn't it Spider Woman spedder Goo, Spider

765
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 3: Girl and Spider Man.

766
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,959
Speaker 2: Spider Boy, Spider Woman, Spider Boy.

767
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh wait, Spider girl is a thing, may Day Parker.

768
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 2: Again. Oh second time in this episode where I've said something,

769
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 2: I've been made to feel like I don't know any better.

770
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Actually, thank you for calling that out

771
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 3: because I'm sorry that actually was fucked up.

772
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: But there's like all it is is just these dudes

773
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: showing off their bulges.

774
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 2: Girls. It's like couci print and boobs.

775
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: But maybe your cuchie is not fat, its bony.

776
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 2: That is not a fat pussy. That's a fucking garden.

777
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 2: That's a shrub, like the thing is a lot of

778
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 2: people don't even have bushes or shrubs. They have like

779
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 2: the weird in between.

780
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: They have turf.

781
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it is turf. Yeah, but turf is

782
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 2: like the post shave, like three days post shave. It's

783
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 2: a bit turfy. Yeah. I left at the gym we

784
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 2: go to. There is an outdoor area where you can

785
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 2: lay by the pool, and I I want to go

786
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 2: back because in the turf I was playing with it

787
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 2: and I left a bit of it tied up in

788
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 2: a little ponytail under.

789
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: The chair because I wanted to see if it's still there.

790
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 2: I wanted to see if anybody would see it and

791
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 2: take out the ponytail or in my head, it's proof

792
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 2: that they're not cleaning, which I wouldn't do anything about.

793
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 2: I'm just like, it's like a test for my own

794
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 2: like sack, I just want to know. I want to

795
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 2: know what's going to happen with that ponytail?

796
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: Why you want to know up in my pussy boy?

797
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 4: Wait?

798
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: What is that from?

799
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 2: Why you need to know all up in my pussy boy?

800
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,879
Speaker 2: When guys are sick, it's actually crazy what it does

801
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 2: to you, Like, what is this? What is this version

802
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 2: of you.

803
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: When you're sick? You're just like this? But I take

804
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: care of you, Okay?

805
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 2: Why I'm never sick enough like that I have to

806
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 2: be taken care of. That's like such a rare occasion.

807
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: This is a rare occasion for me.

808
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 2: That's not you are sick. First of all, the way

809
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 2: you're talking is going to.

810
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 3: Make me hit you like you sound like an NPR.

811
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're pissing me off.

812
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,839
Speaker 4: That's not you come back, it's the sick.

813
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 2: Second of all, you were sick at least three times

814
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 2: a month, and like the sickness can last real.

815
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 3: No, there's no way. I actually can't even remember that.

816
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 2: No, No, because it's not. It's not about like this

817
00:40:56,360 --> 00:41:00,919
Speaker 2: is he's actually sick, but Drew is sick technically twice.

818
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: A week a week like the why are you making up?

819
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 2: There is two times a week where Drew's like, am

820
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:11,479
Speaker 2: I do I have a fever? Dude? I just suddenly yes, okay,

821
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 2: the fever maybe not, But like Drew, like I feel

822
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 2: so beard today, Like I feel like.

823
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: I'm like I don't know, like you living behind my eyes, bitch. Sorry,

824
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: I have dissociative identity disorder or whatever the fuck. Sorry,

825
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: I'm depressed and scared of the war.

826
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 3: I will say, I do think you've almost gotten diagnosed

827
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,959
Speaker 3: with cancer five times.

828
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 2: What I was saying, like, look at the way he's

829
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 2: gaslighting me, this fucking freak. Let's see your fucking ZocDoc

830
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 2: like appointments, bitch.

831
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 3: I'm also sick, but it's because I got another booster

832
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 3: shot this morning.

833
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: The guy's on his fifth booster shot.

834
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and my eyesight is very blurry. You guys do

835
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 3: not drive after you get your fifth booster shot, is

836
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 3: all I'm saying.

837
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: This is the fifth this week. You get it before

838
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: you I gets loaded off the boosters.

839
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 3: I am addictedating boosters. Are they still giving out boosters

840
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 3: at CBS? I bet they are. I remember when we

841
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 3: went and you were like, I want to get the

842
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 3: one that's going to make my blood claw.

843
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's literally I did do that. That's probably why

844
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm rick all the time.

845
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 3: That really freaked me out. Yeah, I really didn't. I

846
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 3: was like, why does he want the one that makes

847
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 3: us blog class? And then you got it? And then

848
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 3: you were like I got the one that makes you

849
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 3: all like fucked up?

850
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 2: We got any updates on what happened to anybody? Like,

851
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 2: did anybody.

852
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: Someone It's like something with like the MRA m NRA

853
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: or whatever the.

854
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 2: Fuck, something with the MRI machine.

855
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's in twenty years, my blood will clock

856
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: and I'll suit the government. It's in fifteen years now, and.

857
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 2: You're not going to get that check until like net

858
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 2: eight years. Like that's going to be because dude, what's

859
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 2: so annoying is when people do class action lawsuits like everybody,

860
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 2: what is what is the vibe of that? I've never understood,

861
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 2: Like are you getting in a Q line like it's everybody?

862
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 2: Are they going to get a bunch of lawyers to

863
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 2: fight all these cases?

864
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: Like it's one case is at lawyer like backing a

865
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: thousand people, like a class actions and then everyone gets

866
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 1: mailed money.

867
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 3: And actually, have you seen the app that's called like

868
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,439
Speaker 3: class action the class action app.

869
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: It's basically like you can join like yes, I talk

870
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: to you about that.

871
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 3: It's an app where it's like any class action lawsuit

872
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 3: and at any given point there's like thousands going on

873
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 3: with Apple. You can just like join it like really

874
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 3: quickly if you and you just.

875
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 2: Like are highest ship, put a blazer on and sit

876
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 2: in my bed and get to work.

877
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: Everye once in a while I'll see like on Instagram,

878
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,760
Speaker 1: like a guy being like yeah, like Apples being sued

879
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: for like three hundred million dollars. Join this class action suit.

880
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: It's like settlement settlement, and.

881
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 2: There's just like a list checking lawsuits. Yeah, I want

882
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 2: this one because I I mean half the ship I've used.

883
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 2: I always get a TikTok that it's like this thing

884
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 2: actually causes like extreme pain and like kidney stones and

885
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 2: this and that, and it's like don't put this on

886
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 2: your eyes. And it's something I put on my eyes

887
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 2: already for like two years yours. But following through seems

888
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 2: like so much worse.

889
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 3: That's where the app comes in.

890
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: It easy is actually being paid by.

891
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 2: Them to say that being paid by that whatever brand

892
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 2: was for the the vibrators.

893
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the vibrators. Dude.

894
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so I went, how exactly did you leave this

895
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: party without seeming like an absolute fucking freak show that

896
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 2: you have five? Uh?

897
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 3: I think I actually have a video because I was

898
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 3: with Dom and she was just filming me play with

899
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 3: all the sex toys.

900
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: What time were you all there?

901
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 3: I think from like eleven to one work and yeah,

902
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 3: we both took. We asked, really, is it okay if

903
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 3: we can take like thirty of these like, yeah, that's

904
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 3: why they're here. We want to disseminate these as much

905
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 3: as we possibly want to them. They want no, it's

906
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 3: different word, but they Yeah. So we took like we

907
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 3: took like I took like fifteen because I was like,

908
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 3: this is funny to have a pile of vibrators at

909
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 3: my house. But now I'm like, I actually don't know

910
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 3: what to do.

911
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: With Yeah, give them out to all the women in

912
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: your life and give them to the women in your life.

913
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,240
Speaker 3: Kai. Yeah, I'm gonna I think your mom, your sister,

914
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 3: this one has like a suction thing, which is cool.

915
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 2: Wait was it when we were younger and somebody played

916
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 2: with somebody's pocket pussy on tour and that person's a dad?

917
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: Now, no, it was my pocket pussy and they grabbed

918
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: it and I had used it. I used it and

919
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: they didn't know and they grabbed it to get out

920
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: of the sleep and blew.

921
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 4: It up like a plon. No, that guy was a

922
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 4: fucking that's that's a father. Now, that's a dad.

923
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 2: And he wasn't like ten or something when he did that,

924
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 2: by the way, No, we were we were.

925
00:45:58,239 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 4: I was sixteen, even.

926
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 2: If I assumed you hadn't used it doing that and

927
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 2: not even begging the question.

928
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: Like, oh, oh my god, ew dude, did.

929
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 2: You wash it after though? I did actually okay, yeah,

930
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 2: but it was kind of like but I'm sure it

931
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 2: didn't get like deepa cup treatment, didn't get boiled.

932
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: They did not get boiled. It did not get the

933
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 1: dishwasher treatment like it got. It got cleaned with hot

934
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:24,240
Speaker 1: water in the sink.

935
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 2: I cannot believe that person is a dad. Now you

936
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 2: should like just wait until that kid's like eighteen and

937
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 2: then share that information. Yeah, or we'll send this clip yeah, yeah,

938
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 2: send this clip.

939
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, and he was like flinging it

940
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: around and throwing it at the wall and shit and

941
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 1: blowing it up like a balloon.

942
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 2: Why did you let him play with it so long?

943
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 2: I guess what do you say?

944
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, Oh, yeah, I used it.

945
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 4: I came in that earlier.

946
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I was a child, like I didn't. I

947
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: didn't And I was not close to these people. They

948
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: were just it is so.

949
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 2: Crazy because it's like admitting that you astirrated, like like

950
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 2: it's like, especially at that age, technical difficulties. Do you

951
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 2: want some of this?

952
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: No?

953
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 3: What is that a weird drink?

954
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: Damn?

955
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 3: What is it?

956
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 1: Has one hundred milligrams of THC drink?

957
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 2: The whole thing is that?

958
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 3: How is that a heroic does that's.

959
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 1: A heroic dose? We have neighbor beef?

960
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 3: Oh my god?

961
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: Did we talk about the dog shitter? Did we talk

962
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: about the show?

963
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 2: We haven't talked about the dog shitter?

964
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god?

965
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: Should we talk about that? Or what were you going to.

966
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 2: Say to say? Because it's just I've never lived in

967
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 2: a neighborhood where they're having flex wars with strangers.

968
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. What we got yesterday.

969
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 2: Somebody is getting construction done on their house and mind

970
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:47,760
Speaker 2: you not bothering me, never ever a car until today today,

971
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 2: I'm hearing it. And I wonder if this was like

972
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 2: a precursor, because she knew they were going to bring

973
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 2: that fuck ass jackhammer out and she was like, oh,

974
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 2: you just wait.

975
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: We're reaching the finish line. Yeah, because she thought she

976
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 1: was saying she had cancer and she was gonna know

977
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,399
Speaker 1: That's what I thought.

978
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 2: I was like, girl, what the woman who was like dying?

979
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, we're reaching the finish line over here,

980
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: like for the past eighteen months. And I thought she

981
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: was battling cancer for eighteen months and she was about

982
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: to die.

983
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 2: But yeah, I thought she was like leaving the neighborhood

984
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 2: or like moving away, like I thought some dramatic shit

985
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 2: was happening. No, it's because she's flexing all over us.

986
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 2: She's a flexologist. She's getting her house done.

987
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: She did invite us over for dinner, though, which I'm like, we.

988
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 2: Should gave us her number, should we post it, we.

989
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: Should prank call her, we should prank call her.

990
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I want to google her though, because oh,

991
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 2: but it was like Okay, I have to define. This

992
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 2: is the most like I have never engaged with adults

993
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 2: like this who were this board with this much money,

994
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 2: because to be doing this cracks me up, and I

995
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 2: want to take it as a nice gesture, but because

996
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 2: of what I come from, I'm like, what is this?

997
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 2: You think you're that girl?

998
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 3: No, we got it, we got it.

999
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: We literally we're keeping up with the Joneses, you know

1000
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 1: that saying no. It's like, oh, your neighbor next door

1001
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: like got a new car, so like, and they park

1002
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 1: it in the front yard every single day and it's

1003
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: shiny and sick, and everybody compliments your neighbors. So then

1004
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: it's like, well, I want to feel that, like if

1005
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: my neighbor can do that, I can probably do that.

1006
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna do that, and you like this, just

1007
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: like this back and forth where you get a nicer

1008
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: thing and then they get an it's keeping.

1009
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 2: Okay, I am kind of doing it, but my I

1010
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,720
Speaker 2: have to explain. So basically, we got this expensive box

1011
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 2: of fucking cookies that's like from this really nice bag,

1012
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: like the nicest box of cookies you get in lay,

1013
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 2: and I would argue that they're not good cookies. But like,

1014
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 2: I genuinely am grateful for the gesture. But what cracked

1015
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 2: me up last Yeah, you and the kids were like I.

1016
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: Went a ham on those cookies and this morning, no, sade,

1017
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: I ate a cookie for breakfast.

1018
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 2: One time, I got into a big argument with my

1019
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 2: ex because he said that like a sweet pastry or

1020
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 2: something with coffee isn't a breakfast? Like that's not considered breakfast.

1021
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 1: Okay, where's the joy? Yeah, loser, bitch, have fun lives.

1022
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 2: Not such a loser anymore. That was like the old

1023
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 2: loser behavior.

1024
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 1: Your garbonzo beans and egg whites.

1025
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 2: Garbonzo beans and black beans.

1026
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 1: Egg whites, I swear to God are the most disgusting. No,

1027
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm just saying egg whites because they're fucking disgusting and ridiculously.

1028
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't, I really can't.

1029
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 4: Literally you look look at him.

1030
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,919
Speaker 2: Look at him have a car and the egg whites

1031
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 2: in your fridge?

1032
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 3: No, I eat whole eggs and everything.

1033
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I can't stand a bit, But I do agree.

1034
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 3: With him that a pastry and coffee just simply is

1035
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 3: not a complete breakfast. What do I eat?

1036
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 2: But what if you're somebody who doesn't even funk with

1037
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 2: breakfast like that like their own.

1038
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,720
Speaker 3: All I'm saying is a real breakfast is steak, eggs

1039
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 3: avocado on.

1040
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: A cutting kiwi with the yo yo spread over a

1041
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: steak rare.

1042
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,280
Speaker 3: I've spread my ass cheeks and a bunch of sunlight

1043
00:50:59,400 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 3: hit my pross.

1044
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: I've really wanted to do that sun your buttthole in

1045
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: the backyard. You know about this if you put your

1046
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: buttthole where the sun doesn't shine.

1047
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 3: This is like the whole like Joe Rogan universe of

1048
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 3: guys that are like, I eat steak. Only guys the

1049
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 3: camera die because it's it's really hot in this room.

1050
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 2: It's too hot in here.

1051
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 3: I was talking about the Joe Rogan guys who are

1052
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 3: like they're on the carnivore diet and then they like

1053
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 3: walk barefoot and then show their asshole to the sun.

1054
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 2: I need that and then like thick shawl over my

1055
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 2: over my shoulders and go back and have a steaming

1056
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 2: hot cup of mushroom tea instead of coffee with the

1057
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 2: whole cutting board.

1058
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: Mudwater, yes, mudwater, mudwater.

1059
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 2: Do you like people who are living that lifestyle? Do

1060
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 2: they drink coffee?

1061
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 3: I think they do, but yeah, they are also Yeah,

1062
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,280
Speaker 3: they're also drinking other like like sh teas and stuff

1063
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 3: like the wellness like millennial wellness community. Yeah yeah, I

1064
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 3: think so.

1065
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1066
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 2: I think I like teetered in and out of that,

1067
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 2: like the whole holistic shit, Like I'm so back and

1068
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 2: forth with supplements like sometimes. Actually, no, recently, I've been

1069
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 2: so bad at it. Especially once I got a part

1070
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 2: of Big Pharma. The holistic shit lost me.

1071
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, millennial men are very susceptible

1072
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 3: to it. And I actually think it's like it's like

1073
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 3: anorexia for like thirty plus year old men, because I

1074
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 3: think it's a form of like control. Yeah, when I'm

1075
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 3: getting older, I want to like not age, So I'm

1076
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 3: gonna do all of these things that are insane.

1077
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I'm gonna drink lions. Mean.

1078
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 2: Also, I think a lot more a lot of girls

1079
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,399
Speaker 2: get ozembic accusations, but I think a lot of guys

1080
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 2: are on ozempic. I think a lot of guys are

1081
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 2: on ozempic. And it's going under the surf, like it's

1082
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 2: getting brushed under the rug because everybody is so caught

1083
00:52:54,760 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 2: up on like commenting on women start digging through the Instagram.

1084
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 3: I love commenting on women of your favorite guy.

1085
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: I know, commenting on women's bodies?

1086
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 4: Is there two?

1087
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 3: You're like being in my bed on my phone is

1088
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 3: like when I'm happy, that's me. But I'm in the

1089
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 3: comment section and I'm just commenting on every post.

1090
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, every time she posts, I'm like, you look different here,

1091
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,399
Speaker 2: something different about you. You used to look so good. Yeah,

1092
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 2: your body is different and the still looks.

1093
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 1: So good you used to look so what did you

1094
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: do to yourself?

1095
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's happening to you too.

1096
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,439
Speaker 3: I Meanwhile, what they did was like age a year

1097
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 3: and they're like, why do.

1098
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: You look so different while they just worked out.

1099
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. That's another thing I see too, is a lot

1100
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 3: of zembic accusations. And it will be like a photo

1101
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 3: of a female celebrity and they're just their face is

1102
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 3: slightly more defined because the originalism when they were sixteen

1103
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 3: and now they're like twenty five.

1104
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: Like that was happening to Millie Bobby Brown. Millie Bobby

1105
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 1: Brown was like a baby and then turned into an

1106
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: adult in front of everyone, and everyone was just like,

1107
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: you're just like aging rapidly, like da da da da

1108
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: da da da da da and it's like, no, she

1109
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: is aging a normal Yeah.

1110
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 2: Also, it's so used to seeing like all these actors

1111
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 2: and shit start out as kids and they continue to

1112
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 2: play younger roles their whole life, so then when you

1113
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 2: see them off screen and acting like an adult, it's like.

1114
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 4: You look like shit.

1115
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 2: Like people literally act like Jenna Ortega is supposed to

1116
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 2: look like a twelve year old at a gothic school

1117
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: every day with those ponytails, with those damn ass brains.

1118
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 2: She is not bro like.

1119
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: She is not that.

1120
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:36,800
Speaker 2: I will never get over my favorite like thing. Recently

1121
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 2: we talked about it. What it happened was when she

1122
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 2: was seen smoking cigarettes and the internet went cuckoo bananas

1123
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:48,799
Speaker 2: for Jenna Ortega smoking. It happens to everyone. It's amazing.

1124
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 2: I literally love it. It's so interesting, like wow, But

1125
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 2: I guess maybe that won't be I think she might

1126
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 2: be the last celebrity to get that reaction because now

1127
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 2: most kids, I think are used to their friend vaping

1128
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 2: and shit, so it's like, yeah, learned, But maybe cigarettes

1129
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 2: will always hold Like they're just so much more showy

1130
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 2: than vapes, Like vapes make a big cloud, but like

1131
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 2: a cigarette is such a scene, Like oh, Okay, here

1132
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 2: this bitch goes. She's getting up in the middle of

1133
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 2: everything because she has to go smoke. It's such a like,

1134
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 2: oh a statement. So I think everyone should go to

1135
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 2: smoking cigarettes, leave vapeespond.

1136
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 3: Yeah that's true.

1137
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I stand.

1138
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:27,240
Speaker 1: Period.

1139
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 3: Period.

1140
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 2: Wait is your chest fine or did you end up

1141
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 2: getting a sunburned?

1142
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,319
Speaker 1: I'm burned? Huh, I think I'm burned. I didn't looked

1143
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: at myself today.

1144
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,439
Speaker 2: No, you might be fine. I can't tell.

1145
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: Okay, I wear my shirt like this is this kind

1146
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 1: of sexy.

1147
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 3: Wow, that actually does change your dress.

1148
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 2: I'll put it back. Sorry. Like you needed sunglasses and

1149
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 2: that makes sense, like you would be in you would

1150
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 2: be somewhere like that with sunglasses. A yellow tint. Yeah, dude,

1151
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 2: yellow tint sunglasses. What they've done? Dude? To me, the

1152
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 2: yellow tint is the equivalent of the Lady Gaga like

1153
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 2: shades or like the cigarettes. Yeah, the cigarettes or the like. No,

1154
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 2: what's the one that had the lines through it?

1155
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: Shut shades?

1156
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, shutter shades. To me, the equivalent to that of

1157
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:19,800
Speaker 2: our generation.

1158
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: Cloud goggles is cloud goggles, Playboy Cardi, cloud goggles, Ski goggles. No,

1159
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 1: you're gonna gag.

1160
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 3: When you see it, you're gonna go, oh, the those

1161
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 3: the Cobaine ones.

1162
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, see I I'm from the generation that recognizes

1163
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:44,840
Speaker 2: them as the Kirk Cobaine glasses, not that Amazon picture.

1164
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted so.

1165
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 2: We had a fake pair, yeah, that we shared when

1166
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 2: we first started from to La. The and Drew Wood

1167
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 2: share drip.

1168
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 1: If you look back all of our drip, it was

1169
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: it was like I had Like we both had the

1170
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: only thing that we had our own of and both

1171
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: had wear those babe shirts you had like red, I

1172
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: had blue.

1173
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did the gender. We've always been obsessed with gender.

1174
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 1: I love it. I love conforming to gender roles. I

1175
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,399
Speaker 1: literally love it so much.

1176
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 2: No, it's so good, it's so comfying.

1177
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: I think it is for girls. Blue is for boys,

1178
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: let's keep.

1179
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 2: It that way, and purple is for whoever falls in

1180
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 2: the middle.

1181
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: And painting your nails is for girls girls. I can't

1182
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: stand a straight guy that wears a skirt and paints

1183
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:34,919
Speaker 1: is goddamn nails.

1184
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 2: Actually, Like I'm.

1185
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: Sorry, Like we've we've had this conversation. It's problematic, probably,

1186
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: but like I don't give a fuck. Like it's performance,

1187
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 1: it's performative. There was a video of a guy reading

1188
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,959
Speaker 1: a book waiting for Clara to come on, and I'm like, bitch,

1189
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 1: you are starving. You want play so fucking bad, like

1190
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: you were hungry reading a book before Clara. Set is crazy.

1191
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 2: That has to be for the for the moment though,

1192
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 2: that has to be like what they wanted, like pictures.

1193
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 2: There's no way they're actually he was.

1194
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 1: Being dead serious. He was sitting on the ground reading

1195
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: a book, yes, but waiting for Clara to go on.

1196
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 1: Clara in one year, Maria is another A book in

1197
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: my hand, A book in my hand, That's how I get.

1198
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 2: The most stepped on mud dirt you've ever seen my

1199
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 2: ass on the floor? Was he straight? Do we have confirmations?

1200
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: You're straight? You can tell you.

1201
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 2: I want to see it. I want to see it.

1202
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 2: I actually want to see it. I need to see this.

1203
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna it's gonna take me forever to find it.

1204
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 2: Can somebody do an oil painting of that? If anybody

1205
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 2: has the time, can you make like an oil painting

1206
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 2: that's kind of like a Renaissance, like very angelic montage

1207
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 2: of all the men who have been caught on camera

1208
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 2: the past five months pussy baiting with books out on

1209
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 2: the street, like you're literally bitch, Like you're literally bitch

1210
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 2: posing like it's just so crazy. But like, no, actually,

1211
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't think I don't even think he was

1212
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 2: doing it for attention. I think he probably is just

1213
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 2: an intellectual when everybody's like, like, just really, he just

1214
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 2: wants to falling for it and he just wants us

1215
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 2: to like what does he look like?

1216
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 3: How is it working?

1217
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: Is falling for it right? Because I'm like, wait, she

1218
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: talked herself back. No, I'm doing the thing that I

1219
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,439
Speaker 1: always do where I read a book for the first

1220
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: time in a few months, and then everybody needs to

1221
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: know that I'm reading a book. But I'm reading like

1222
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: like some people are going to roll their eyes when

1223
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: they hear what I'm reading. But I'm reading The Velvet Rage,

1224
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, you should have already read that,

1225
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 1: But like that book is scary. I thought I had

1226
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 1: like a normal childhood. I really I thought. I like,

1227
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 1: I went through childhood normal being gay obviously, but like

1228
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 1: I thought it was like chill, chill, chill, cho chill, chill, chill.

1229
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: Then I started reading this book and I got thirty

1230
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 1: five pages in and called a new therapist immediately because

1231
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: I was like, this is crazy.

1232
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 2: I want to read it.

1233
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 4: What is it about.

1234
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: It's just like the gay experience, like the there like

1235
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 1: three stages of it. It's like the beginning stage is

1236
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 1: like how you were raised and kind of ostracized from

1237
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: society and then forced to like like I don't know

1238
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 1: the word I'm looking for, but similarly like basically yeah.

1239
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: And then the second part is like you dealing with

1240
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 1: the repercussions of like not getting the love that you

1241
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: needed as a child and the acceptance from your peers

1242
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: and family, and like how you act out. And that's

1243
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 1: like the second part that a lot of game ent

1244
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 1: are in right now, where it's like you go out

1245
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:37,439
Speaker 1: a bunch, you're looking for the next high, like you're

1246
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 1: doing fucking whatever drug to dissociate yourself, like just to

1247
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 1: run away from it. And then the third section is

1248
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: like about radical acceptance and radical honesty with your lines.

1249
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 2: And then that's when you move into a small cottage

1250
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 2: style home on the West side of the US. You

1251
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 2: get lenses that don't need prescription and they're a fun

1252
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 2: green color, they're thick. You have your favorite sweater.

1253
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 1: Let's tap into some media.

1254
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 4: What we're gonna do media.

1255
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 1: Look at all the foggy hayes from the vape in

1256
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: front of the camera is sh It's crazy. We're blowing

1257
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: down in here.

1258
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 2: Bro Okay, hot boss.

1259
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 1: This room for an episode is the final destination Bloodline

1260
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: movie Dash. It was fun as fuck.

1261
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cute as fuck.

1262
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: Go watch that. It's on HBO. Bitch. I hate subscription services.

1263
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:26,479
Speaker 1: They're fucking evil.

1264
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 2: They just made cable all over it.

1265
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: I know.

1266
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 2: Also the new there's this new fuck ass Google update

1267
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 2: that now it will It makes it so hard to

1268
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 2: figure out if something is streaming or you have to

1269
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 2: rent it. It feels like every solution is always like

1270
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 2: you have to rent it. And then after watching a movie,

1271
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, okay, this was on literally eight platforms,

1272
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 2: but Google just wants me to spend money. But you're

1273
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 2: not even winning. You're not even winning from that. Actually

1274
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 2: you maybe are.

1275
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 1: Maybe if you click it, then get a penny.

1276
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 2: Click the penny for your thoughts.

1277
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 1: Any for you that music.

1278
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 2: I don't got any new music, any new music new

1279
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 2: music meumu okay, guys, anyone at meme by this idea,

1280
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 2: you start a record label, new music.

1281
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 1: New music.

1282
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 2: I'm a part of new music.

1283
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. My media literally is just loving yourself, Appreciate yourself,

1284
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: love your body. You only got one.

1285
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 2: Preach. My media is ADHD by Kendrick Lamar and I

1286
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 2: wish I was kidding, but like that song has been

1287
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 2: stuck in my head nineties baby by the.

1288
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 1: Whole album and that JT album.

1289
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been listening to that because I just got

1290
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 2: around to listening to Cindy Cinderella and swang is really good.

1291
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 1: Brick tall like and you I'm.

1292
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 2: Not joking, had full body chills. Yeah, I literally had

1293
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 2: goose bumps, like like I.

1294
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 1: Looked at her arm in her arm like goosebump out.

1295
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 2: I for real have that polyamorous music thing people talk about,

1296
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 2: Like I actually suffer. It's it's suffering because it's like, Wow,

1297
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 2: if somebody plays a song that's so good around me,

1298
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 2: I'll get goosebumps and then my nipples get hard and

1299
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 2: it seems like, oh my god, this is gonna work

1300
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 2: with her, But like, oh, it's got nothing to do

1301
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 2: with you. If I'm talking to you romantically, No I'm not.

1302
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 2: I'm trying to expand my play hard if you get

1303
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 2: turned on your nipples. Yeah, like yeah, because that's like

1304
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 2: the whole thing of like why hard nipples are like

1305
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 2: whoa Like yeah, also when you get cold, I feel

1306
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 2: like nipples are like in general pretty reactive, but also

1307
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 2: you can read and have soft nipples. It's literally it's

1308
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 2: low key, just mad random like they do what they

1309
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 2: they want, but you can't activate them. Every girl can

1310
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 2: activate them.

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Speaker 1: Random boners, No.

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01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 2: Absolutely, not one is like ooh that's a fun touch.

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Speaker 2: And even soft nipples it's like, oh that's a fun touch.

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01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 2: But a boner and or a hard that's a threat.

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01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 2: That's literally like whoah, like like who said what to

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Speaker 2: get it? There? A Night to Remember by Shalamar Lover

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01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 2: for Life, Whitney Houston and You're still my man, Whitney Houston.

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01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 2: The end. That's my media.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys for watching you see you next week.

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Speaker 3: M