WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Strings Of Deceit

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<v Speaker 1>Second date updated.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, on dating apps now, where the average decent

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<v Speaker 2>looking woman gets two thousand matches per day, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>like two thousand guys messaging her and complimenting her, trying

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<v Speaker 2>to take her out. It's more important than ever for

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<v Speaker 2>guys to be creative and witty when they're talking, or

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<v Speaker 2>at least google something creative and witty and then copy

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<v Speaker 2>that like it's yours.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like, Hi, how are you not enough?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're getting blocked?

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<v Speaker 4>Stop stop yeah no all lower case letters ew.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But that's exactly what happened to one of our

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<v Speaker 2>listeners May recently when she matched with a guy online

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<v Speaker 2>named Doug, and their conversation apparently got pretty interesting, but

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<v Speaker 2>his first line was just straight up asking her out.

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<v Speaker 2>And May, what did you immediately notice from Doug's dating profile, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>there is.

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<v Speaker 5>A couple funny things on his profile. In his pictures,

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<v Speaker 5>he had a woman in it.

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<v Speaker 3>WI.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a bold thing on a dating app, like

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<v Speaker 2>a woman his age or like a mom type of person.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it seemed like like maybe a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Or girls do this too. And you know, I always

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<v Speaker 1>slept left. I'm like, why would your main profile be

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<v Speaker 1>you and some guy.

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<v Speaker 3>To prove that you can actually go out with someone.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you write back when you saw that

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<v Speaker 1>there's another woman in his pictures?

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<v Speaker 5>I frankly said, is your girlfriend going to be okay

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<v Speaker 5>with this girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe you still wrote him back, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>but like, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's good to call somebody out to ye like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, did he have a response.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he responded that he doesn't have a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well I would believe him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 2>Just trust just whatever guys say, and all the time,

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<v Speaker 2>trust the internet.

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<v Speaker 4>So who is the woman? What did he say she was?

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<v Speaker 4>What was the explanation?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 5>So I obviously asked, who's this woman in the photo?

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<v Speaker 5>And he responds, Oh, that's my wife, but we're just friends.

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<v Speaker 7>With a laughing emoji.

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<v Speaker 2>Jo it's called sarcasm and sarcasm he doubled.

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<v Speaker 4>Down to down like's so.

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<v Speaker 1>That or did you think it was funny?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 5>I thought it was funny. I obviously knew it was

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<v Speaker 5>a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>Explain the joke after he said it.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's cool though, So you guys are on the

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<v Speaker 3>same page.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I really liked his humor. And he did this

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<v Speaker 5>other thing that I thought was really funny too, is

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<v Speaker 5>you know, he was telling me that dating apps are

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<v Speaker 5>really hard for guys, and in his experience, it's been tough. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>he's ghosted so many times.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry to say that he's been ghosted or he has

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<v Speaker 2>ghosted other people.

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<v Speaker 5>He said that he's been ghosts.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but he.

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<v Speaker 4>Really meant both.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. He sent me a photo of him at a

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<v Speaker 5>table by himself, laughing and said at this point he

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<v Speaker 5>started dating actual ghosts.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's being self deprecating, saying, like, see, nobody

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<v Speaker 2>wants to go out.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a dangerous area to tread because at some point

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<v Speaker 4>it will start to make you look kind.

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<v Speaker 3>Of sad empathetic, right at some point, like it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Not funny anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>You know how hard you going?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, how many people showed up to my birthday party?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm alone?

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<v Speaker 2>Brook just helped me realize it's probably my problem. You

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<v Speaker 2>just make fun of yourself a little too much. But

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't feel that way. May You felt like he

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<v Speaker 2>was just doing just enough to be humorous.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean you have to get somebody's attension. You know,

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<v Speaker 5>it's hard there's a lot of options out there, and

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<v Speaker 5>so that's.

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<v Speaker 1>How he stood.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, Well so you did you guys end

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<v Speaker 1>up going out?

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<v Speaker 5>We did? Yeah, we went out for drink.

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<v Speaker 4>And what was that like the first time you saw

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<v Speaker 4>each other?

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<v Speaker 5>It was nice. I mean he seemed really nice, a

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<v Speaker 5>little more spoken than I would have thought, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Because he was so bold and sarcastic.

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<v Speaker 1>He's writing.

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<v Speaker 4>That's interesting, he'd.

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<v Speaker 1>Be cracking jokes the whole time.

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<v Speaker 5>But I mean it was fun. He seemed like a

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<v Speaker 5>really good guy. He's interesting. He's in a band.

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<v Speaker 4>There's another red flags. Nothing red flag, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>just musicians.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the reputation?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>They're talented?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm not talking about parody songs.

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<v Speaker 3>There.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's a keeper. Don't let this one go.

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<v Speaker 4>A singer, I say, I mean, it's cool that he's

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<v Speaker 4>in a band.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I thought it was cool. I really enjoyed the conversation.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought we really got along. We even kissed at

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<v Speaker 5>the end of the night.

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<v Speaker 1>Who and musicians never can wow? Okay, so what's happened

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<v Speaker 1>since the date?

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<v Speaker 5>I honestly just haven't really been able to get a

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<v Speaker 5>hold of him.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he ghost you, the irony that he's the one

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<v Speaker 1>can play.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and that's a weird thing. Like he's like talking

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<v Speaker 4>about how terrible the dating world goes.

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<v Speaker 5>I just want to quickly correct myself. I'm not able

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<v Speaker 5>to get a hold of him on the phone, but

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<v Speaker 5>we are texting a little bit back and forth.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, it's not totally silent.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, the thing is, I have a lot of options.

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<v Speaker 5>I have a lot of people asking me out, but

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted to give Doug a chance because I really

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<v Speaker 5>enjoyed my time with him. So I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>just kind of thinking maybe he does have a wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Or right, like like there's always some truth in every joke, right,

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe he's just so used to being ghosted he doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>know how to act around a woman who actually wants

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<v Speaker 4>to be with him.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, let's go out again. He's like, don't mock me. Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean I hope I didn't duction by actually

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<v Speaker 5>asking him to.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll find out. We'll come back call him and try

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<v Speaker 1>and get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, second date update, if you're just joining us,

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<v Speaker 2>We're on the phone with one of our listeners, May

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<v Speaker 2>who in her own words, is a woman with lots

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<v Speaker 2>and lots of other male options online.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, so she's a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, she is quite the woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Her bumble hinge notifications are blowing up on the rag.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's not thinking about all those other dudes Thurston

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<v Speaker 2>after her and her picks. She's thinking about one guy

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<v Speaker 2>named Doug, Funny, simple, nice guy in a band, Doug,

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<v Speaker 2>who went on one day with her and immediately got

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<v Speaker 2>her attention. But now, for some reason afterwards they can't

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<v Speaker 2>send a nail down a time to hang out again.

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<v Speaker 3>Even though Doug went on and on about how terrible

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<v Speaker 3>dating is for.

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<v Speaker 2>Him, which has may worried that maybe he actually might

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<v Speaker 2>be married. Right because they joked about the woman in

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<v Speaker 2>his profile pick being his wife, Maybe it wasn't so

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<v Speaker 2>jokey after all.

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<v Speaker 8>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one of those things where he's like, well, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Told her, how mad would you be if we get

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<v Speaker 2>him on the phone and he told you that actually

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<v Speaker 2>is his wife?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>I would be pretty upset because I don't accept lie,

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<v Speaker 5>did you know what?

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<v Speaker 3>Not as upset as his wife would be. I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>trying to look at the positive here.

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<v Speaker 2>Who would be angrier his wife maybe we'll find out

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<v Speaker 2>in a couple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we make it a really angry Texan. Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>my husband. But now let's just call it Doug and

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<v Speaker 1>see what he asked to say. You ready?

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<v Speaker 5>I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good job, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 6>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 7>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, is this Doug?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>This is Doug.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Doug, you don't have to sound so skeptical. It's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing sinister going on on our end. We're just a

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<v Speaker 2>radio show hoping to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Doug, what's.

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<v Speaker 7>What's going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on is a segment we do called the

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<v Speaker 2>Second Date Update, and you're gonna be our featured star

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<v Speaker 2>for the day.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't believe you, Doug.

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<v Speaker 6>He's honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're more excited than you're letting on because

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<v Speaker 2>we're trying to hook you up with one of our

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<v Speaker 2>listeners who you've already been out on a date with,

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<v Speaker 2>and she just wants to see you one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name's May.

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<v Speaker 7>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that was a good surprise.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she sounds darling, and it sounds like you guys

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<v Speaker 4>had a great time together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, with all the noises, Doug, she's into you. That's

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought dating was so hard for you, Like, this

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<v Speaker 4>is like.

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<v Speaker 1>You got one.

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<v Speaker 7>I was like, you guys know a lot about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we've heard some stuff from you. From May herself,

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<v Speaker 2>she we asked her to describe your date and she

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<v Speaker 2>had glowing reviews.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, she said you're really funny, and.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought your profile's funny too.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, she talked about the profile.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it came up, yeah, that you had a funny

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<v Speaker 2>joke about the girl in your picture.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we asked because we thought that the girl was

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<v Speaker 4>a ready Yeah, yeah, you should change that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not the reason why we call.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not calling to criticize your dating profile though, yeah

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<v Speaker 2>we could, But now we're we're really focused on May

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<v Speaker 2>because she's really confused.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to see you. She feels like she's been

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<v Speaker 1>reaching out trying to arrange a date and you keep

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<v Speaker 1>avoiding her.

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<v Speaker 4>Is she reading that right?

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<v Speaker 7>I mean she does keep suggesting nights, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, that's usually when you say, yeah, Friday works

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<v Speaker 4>great for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless you're not into her, if there's some other problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Married, Yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 7>That's two Friday night. She asked to see my band

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<v Speaker 7>and like.

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<v Speaker 8>She wants to come to me and perform and like

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<v Speaker 8>grab a drink after work.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice, you have a show.

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<v Speaker 4>She's even interested in, like your hobbies.

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<v Speaker 1>Why you're saying it like it's a bad thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't, I don't, I don't.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't even know how to answer her, Like, what

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<v Speaker 7>do you mean?

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<v Speaker 6>You know?

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<v Speaker 7>She was even asking for a one on one concert

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<v Speaker 7>at my place.

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<v Speaker 2>That's her flirting with you, Doug. That means she wants

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<v Speaker 2>to see you, and probably.

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<v Speaker 5>On a stage in my house.

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<v Speaker 3>Too much pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably have to put on an entire concert. She

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<v Speaker 1>just wanting to hang out.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think she cares about the basic bro.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, there's pressure when like she thinks that I know

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<v Speaker 7>how to play guitar, you know, like I'm not really in.

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<v Speaker 8>A band, Like I'm not.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not really musical at all.

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<v Speaker 1>You said you're not a page. You told her that

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<v Speaker 1>you're in a band.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I need something to sound cool like and make

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<v Speaker 7>me stand out.

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<v Speaker 4>You chose do something that you actually do. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 4>there's something cool about you.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, there's cool things about me, like, but you gotta

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<v Speaker 7>have something to like really sticks out, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean I get it, Like you're in a

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<v Speaker 4>it's a lot of pressure, you're having a hard time dating,

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<v Speaker 4>like with the apps and stuff. You want to stand out,

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<v Speaker 4>and then suddenly this lie is snowballing, is what it

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<v Speaker 4>sounds like.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and I really liked her and I didn't know

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<v Speaker 7>what to do and she keeps asking me like.

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<v Speaker 5>She looked.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you're not getting this date because she's asking

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<v Speaker 2>based on the lie that you've told her that you're

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<v Speaker 2>in a band and you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's a lot better lie than he was married.

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<v Speaker 2>It really is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 4>You're trying to impress her, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, And that's that's a rough lie to go with, though,

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you're not in a band, how are you

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<v Speaker 2>ever going to prove.

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<v Speaker 3>The panicked Jeff Okay came to mind.

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<v Speaker 7>Is gonna go with that? Or be a Formula one

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<v Speaker 7>race car driver?

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<v Speaker 2>That is?

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<v Speaker 3>Those jackets are brilliant style right now for girls.

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<v Speaker 1>And a guy that lives dangerously on the race track.

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<v Speaker 2>Had no Americans watch, so you could say you're like

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<v Speaker 2>from France, that's that one.

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<v Speaker 7>At least I could have said I was in an

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<v Speaker 7>off season right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, just driving your kia around.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I've heard enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you have what?

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<v Speaker 7>What? What?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Doug, he didn't know. That's May who's been listening

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<v Speaker 2>on the other line right now.

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<v Speaker 3>To being honest now, whether you wanted to or not.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, look, I'm I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 8>Like you were like so pretty and then cool and

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<v Speaker 8>like I just I wanted you to like me. I

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<v Speaker 8>just I felt like I had to say something cool.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, that's really sweet. But also we've spent half

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<v Speaker 5>of the time I'm on our first date talking about

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<v Speaker 5>your band.

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<v Speaker 4>WoT bro.

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<v Speaker 7>Here's the thing though, like immediately after already, like I

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<v Speaker 7>signed up for piano lessons.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't count the band not quite as sexy, usually the

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<v Speaker 4>least sexy of a band as a keyboardist.

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<v Speaker 1>But did you say you played guitar in the band though, Doug.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but the guitar lessons were more.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play the triangle.

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<v Speaker 5>May.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you feel like you know anything about him?

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<v Speaker 5>I know, like a couple of things about where he

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<v Speaker 5>grew up, and look, it was just the band thing,

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<v Speaker 5>like everything else was real.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hear that everything else he said was real,

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<v Speaker 1>like the wife and his photos.

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<v Speaker 7>No, no, not that.

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<v Speaker 5>Everything else except for that I don't need any big,

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<v Speaker 5>fancy career or any you know, super impressive hobby. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>just looking for a really genuine, funny person.

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<v Speaker 4>And besides, Doug, do you know that when she told

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<v Speaker 4>us about the band, Alexis and I were both.

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<v Speaker 3>Like red flag. It's true, red Flag. You can't trust

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<v Speaker 3>a guy in the band. Apparently you can't trust a

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<v Speaker 3>guy not in a band.

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<v Speaker 7>And girls always loved mad boys in.

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<v Speaker 2>Band, but not for long my friend, would you honestly

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<v Speaker 2>have been interested in him if he did not say

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<v Speaker 2>he was in a band?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? The thing that attracted me to him was his

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<v Speaker 5>humor and that he was funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Well did he come up with a good band name?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he had a funny band name?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he did the Chick a Noodle TU check out.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it at the very least.

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<v Speaker 2>May just talking to him now, he seems like a nice,

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<v Speaker 2>sincere guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He is coming clean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And Doug, I'm going to give you twenty seconds

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<v Speaker 2>here to say your final piece before we offer to

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<v Speaker 2>send you guys out on a date.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want to say to May?

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<v Speaker 6>I just I should have been up front. I'm super sorry.

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<v Speaker 6>If you give me a second chance, I'll just anything

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<v Speaker 6>you want to know, straight honest truth, and I'll bet

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<v Speaker 6>my goofy normal self and you can either like me

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<v Speaker 6>for that or not.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus we're going to offer to pay to send you

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<v Speaker 2>guys out on another date May.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you say?

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<v Speaker 5>I will say that I do not like liars, and

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<v Speaker 5>I also am very attracted to people who are super

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<v Speaker 5>secure with themselves and who they are. However, I really

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<v Speaker 5>enjoyed talking to you, and so I will give you

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<v Speaker 5>a second chance.

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<v Speaker 1>Person. Yes, okay, so.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, no, no, it's yes, I want to go and

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<v Speaker 5>it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so to say, she's so excited to see you again.

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<v Speaker 2>She can't wait to hear your first piano lesson once

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<v Speaker 2>you figure it out.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, man, you have no idea having this liar back

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<v Speaker 7>out less stressed.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel that's really sweet.

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<v Speaker 7>We can get together on Friday if you want.

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<v Speaker 4>Piano lessons and weekdays and your wife's cool with that dog.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, my wife

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<v Speaker 4>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,