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Speaker 1: The nick Laser podcast. Er, here's Nikki's Hello here I am,

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Laser Podcast. It's Thursday. How's everyone doing, Andrew Noah,

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Speaker 1: I'm back in St. Louis. I'm in Um. I'm in

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Speaker 1: my apartment, our old apartment. I broke into the old partment.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that song? Yeah, of course I got

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Speaker 1: so good Naked Ladies almost had three doors down for

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Speaker 1: some reason, the same thing, and no, that's that's the

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Speaker 1: how you get here. Well, you know what I was

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Speaker 1: thinking about. I didn't say it on the like two podcasts. Ago.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were like, I didn't say it on

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Speaker 1: the Tupac podcast. You haven't heard about what? You haven't

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Speaker 1: heard about that? Well we did, Kanye. Should we just

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Speaker 1: break out break down every nineties rap record? That would

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Speaker 1: be a disservice two culture. I was thinking about Wrapped,

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Speaker 1: who was like who was a rapper? Yeah? I was

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Speaker 1: thinking about rapper and uh. I was thinking though that, Like,

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Speaker 1: it's so funny because rappers talk about, you know, how

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Speaker 1: hard to struggle is when they come up, they always

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Speaker 1: brag about that, and your friend came up with humble

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Speaker 1: brag And I was thinking about that today where they

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Speaker 1: go when they always go. You know, I have no

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Speaker 1: like new friends or like you you only want me

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Speaker 1: because I'm so popular. Now, really, you're just bragging about

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Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with these five guys that

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Speaker 1: want cat. I mean maybe a little bit, but it's

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Speaker 1: definitely a humble bragg drinking every night because we drink

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Speaker 1: my accomplishments. Like but they're straight up bragging bragging, which

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Speaker 1: I like different because you're being passive, like a passive

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Speaker 1: braggon bragged. I don't feel like that's the word. But

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Speaker 1: why don't we start again? Is such it's such a

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Speaker 1: crunchy word. Hedge hedgehog dooshes. Lava lamp dooshes if you guys,

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Speaker 1: if we've been getting complaints that the lava lamp looks

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Speaker 1: sick and that it's not doing okay, And honestly, today

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Speaker 1: I was like when Noah was like, can you turn

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Speaker 1: down a little early because people were worried about it,

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Speaker 1: I really felt like this this um guilt that I'm

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Speaker 1: not taking care of my lava lamp, like I'm not,

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Speaker 1: like almost the way there's one Yeah, there's one leaf

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Speaker 1: left on my fig tree that I got, you know

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Speaker 1: so bad about it. It reminds me of when I

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Speaker 1: used to have to hermit crabs and I just was

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Speaker 1: like dying, and I was just such like I will

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Speaker 1: I carry that guilt with me the rest of it.

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Speaker 1: It's the worst thing I've ever done is as a child,

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Speaker 1: because they were spiders. What fig trees go through a

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Speaker 1: cycle and they lose their leaves in December, so it's okay,

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Speaker 1: it's just gonna a little late. And the other thing

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Speaker 1: music wise, you're saying come by, they come come. Remember

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Speaker 1: it's kind of a joke a couple of episodes ago,

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Speaker 1: and I was I was getting my hair cut at

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Speaker 1: like a cool barbershop whatever Union barbershop, shout out kind

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Speaker 1: of for free because I threw it in there. No,

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Speaker 1: I actually paid way too much, but uh, they would

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Speaker 1: started playing fred Durst. They started playing fred Durst album,

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Speaker 1: you know, Chocolate Starfish or whatever. That was ironic. No,

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Speaker 1: well it was semi ironic, but then like we're all

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Speaker 1: So it's like, I think we do that a lot

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Speaker 1: At one point we loved it. Their earworms and they

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Speaker 1: are catchy, yeah, but are they good? Yeah? I think

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Speaker 1: that some bad stuff can be good. Is this like

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Speaker 1: the humble brag thing of like shooting on it but

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Speaker 1: saying the opposite of what you actually mean. Yeah. And

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Speaker 1: it took like four songs of me going I know

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Speaker 1: like George Michael but like hardcore god. So you actually

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Speaker 1: but you liked it at one point. Yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: it was never ironic for you until adulthood. Well, when

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Speaker 1: like I have to constantly fight that urge to try

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Speaker 1: to look cooler than I am, like in so many ways.

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Speaker 1: And it's like no, that's just like wanting people to

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Speaker 1: And that's not about me being like I hope they

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Speaker 1: be comfortable. And I think that's more the motivation of that.

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Speaker 1: But then even that I question of like you know

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Speaker 1: that's on the on the upcoming reality show UM Welcome Home,

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Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer question mark on the exclamation point. Starting me first,

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Speaker 1: there's always I'm watching Who, but I've been dying to

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Speaker 1: write a joke about making new passwords. And they're like

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Speaker 1: it's not enough, like you've used that one before or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, god damn it, and you're like, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I just don't want to get excited about my dead

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Speaker 1: dog anymore, because it's always like Simon Speed, like where

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Speaker 1: name of your first dog which is obviously dead? Oh

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Speaker 1: yeah those questions? Yeah, well I had the joke about

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Speaker 1: the maiden but your mom's maiden name. The other questions are, um,

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Speaker 1: you like your dad? You like her? Now wait, wait

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Speaker 1: what were we talking about? Rights? Oh this is the

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Speaker 1: thing being like looking away in front of a fucking

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Speaker 1: h Bugatti post. It gets rewarded, So what when does

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Speaker 1: And that's why we need as a word to you know,

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Speaker 1: like humble bright, we needed to spread so that people

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Speaker 1: Like it's okay to be not cool, and it's okay

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Speaker 1: and it's just like it's hard for me to post

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Speaker 1: thinking of a different song. But yeah, but a lot

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Speaker 1: of people that do that ship that kissed stuff, they

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Speaker 1: know it. It's not like it. Garrett from f Boy

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Speaker 1: Island My Buddy Gianni does he owns it from He like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he wears those you were talking about, Like the shirts

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Speaker 1: reading how to Think Like a Roman Emperor, And it

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Speaker 1: Marcus Aurelius was the Emperor of Rome. That's the same

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Speaker 1: so um, yes, so Marcus or so I had when

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Speaker 1: what I can glean from it, it is about a

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Speaker 1: Lehman's way of understanding stoicism. And then there's also a

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Speaker 1: of books, Sam Harris. Yeah, um, yeah, Sam Harris is

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Speaker 1: um not pretentious. There's like philosophy. Back in when Stoicism

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Speaker 1: there's this need. Hey, sharks ay, sharks him. That's nicky. Um,

425
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 1: I'm not a part of this pitch. We should have

426
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 1: talked about this because um, I didn't think about it

427
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,160
Speaker 1: would be I don't this is funny. This is very dark.

428
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,679
Speaker 1: But like you know how women are always like have

429
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 1: you ever seen an uncircumcised penis? Like I have? You know,

430
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 1: we're always like talking about like, oh my gosh, what

431
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,919
Speaker 1: is it? And um, I was thinking about they're like

432
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 1: men in like Rwanda talking about like did you see

433
00:23:55,680 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 1: that girl, she's like uncircumcised of like, oh, it's disgusting,

434
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 1: like in Saudi Arabia or something where they cut the clips.

435
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know where they cut clips off,

436
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 1: but they don't cut clips off they like I guess

437
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: they do claract to me. Yeah, okay, female circumcision. They

438
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,719
Speaker 1: leave the hood. Could you imagine I'd be even sadder.

439
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: It's like, God, I used to have a head in here.

440
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god. To have your vagina clipped off when

441
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 1: you're a young girl is just so fucking terrible. And

442
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 1: then to have no anesthetic or anything like that. A

443
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: lot of the times, it's just it's the worst thing ever.

444
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 1: With that said, let's get to the news. Look, it

445
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 1: leaves a guy has an excuse. Oh yeah, because they're

446
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: a baby. No, no, like not finding like we're alway,

447
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 1: but they don't have one. So it's like everything is, yeah,

448
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: well I can't find it because he threw it away

449
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: somewhere and burned it in a fire as like a sacrifice. There.

450
00:24:51,320 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: You could buy another one in Amazon. Alright, it's the news. Boy,

451
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: it's Thursday, folks. You know what that means. It is Thursday.

452
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: The weekend's coming. And maybe I will as well, probably

453
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: not all the swells you'll be for David Spade. Uh yeah,

454
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna be there the factory on Saturday. No,

455
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be there clean ten minutes clean. Yeah.

456
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: I can do it easily. Yeah, easily. I think like

457
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: changing to like words I have to do. Yeah. It's

458
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: like when you write that though to me, I did

459
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 1: get there? I go, do I have? I know I

460
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 1: did the same thing, and then I remember I've done

461
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: the Tonight Show five times, and it's like I can't

462
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: say pussy on the Tonight Show unless I'm saying, oh,

463
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: I was such a pussy. That's one of my favorite

464
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: pattern alls walking things is like you can go on

465
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: TV and say you're saying your pussy if I'm saying

466
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 1: my vagina is afraid, I can say my pussy is

467
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: such a pussy, and it'll go my bleep is such

468
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: a pussy. And if your dick, if your penis is

469
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 1: being an asshole, you can be like Andrew, your dick

470
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: is a dick, and it would go your blank your

471
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: bleep is a dick, and it wouldn't bleep. The second

472
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: one so stupid. Okay, what's the first news story. No.

473
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: According to new relationship relationship research, those we memories serve

474
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: essential bonding functions between romantic partners, so it's worth sharing

475
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: old memories with your partner. I love that we memories

476
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: like we like us, we did it together. Yep. You

477
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 1: gotta be dating a little while to kind of go

478
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 1: into the old I don't know. I don't know. Some

479
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: couples like come up with an inside joke right away

480
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: to start nurturing. I think that because there's it's so yeah,

481
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: it's it's um. Yeah, Like I like that, except that

482
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. There is something about trying to think

483
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: of like we I actually have a joke right now

484
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: I'm writing about the word we um. It's so weird

485
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: that you picked that story because it's about when I

486
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: was single and like would be flirting with a guy

487
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: and I would not want to know if he had

488
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: a girlfriend or not, because it's just like yes, where

489
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: you just are like, oh my god, Andrew, this is

490
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: like helping our relationship to remember. But just like I

491
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 1: don't want to ruin the joke because it's like my

492
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: newest bit and I'm really excited about it, but it's

493
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: just about it doesn't matter. Besties will understand if they

494
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 1: hear it here first. I mean, I think it's funny

495
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 1: to like you make sure he never gets to that

496
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: part of the conversation. Oh yeah, I mean like I

497
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: was avoiding it because you as a girl or guy,

498
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: when you were flirting with someone, you're having a really

499
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 1: good time, and it's back and forth. For me, it's

500
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: like orgasming, like I never want it to I love

501
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: I love the flirtation. I love the idea of like

502
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: what could this be? And when you find out someone

503
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: has a significant other, it ends all of that fun.

504
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 1: And there was this point with this person where it

505
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: was like I really like was like the crushes there,

506
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 1: this is gonna it's gonna hurt when I find out.

507
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: And I actually have old notebook from you and I.

508
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: This person was like with an earshot, I think of

509
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: us and you, me and some other one else, we're

510
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 1: writing a notebook and I wrote, I I kind of

511
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: don't want to know, And I see it all the

512
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: time in this notebook that says like I'd rather honestly

513
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: not know because it's so much fun that like it's

514
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 1: probably I would rather just like live in this fantasy

515
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: because honestly, having a crush for me is so exciting. Um,

516
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: not just being around them and flirting with them, but

517
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: like when I go to sleep at night, I'm like

518
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: fantasizing about what it could be. I the only way

519
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 1: I can fantasize is if the thing is like on

520
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: the horizon, if it I can't fantasize about things that Like,

521
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm not, you know, being interviewed by David Letterman in

522
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: the shower, unless I'm like, oh, Letterman is kind of

523
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,719
Speaker 1: interested in having you want you know what I mean?

524
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: So I just like you feel like Letterman is available

525
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, the idea, like the idea of me

526
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: thinking Letterman is gonna come to my house in Arizona

527
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: that I don't own, to a ranch. He has to

528
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: probably fly in and then ride a cow in Arizona

529
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: for this, Hey, I got off the grid. That's a

530
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: famous psycho. You're fantasizing about getting off the grid. And

531
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: so but like I remember, but we let's remember this

532
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: story because it's so funny. It will help me with

533
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: the bed a little bit. Because I was like, so,

534
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: it was at a point where I kept saying to Andrew,

535
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: like my crush level was I was giving it a

536
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: four point scale and I was like, my crush levels

537
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: like a one right now, where it's like this has potential.

538
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: It was five, Actually it was out of five. I

539
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: remember giving it that. I remember a couple of days priorate.

540
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: It was like it's now at a two, which is like,

541
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: this is not If it ends up being like something

542
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: that's not going to happen, I can live with it.

543
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: And then I remember that morning when it was like

544
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: I had been around this person enough and they had

545
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: not taught they had like purposefully avoided mentioning anything about

546
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: their home life. And I know this person didn't have

547
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: a ring on that finger at least, so I was

548
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: like maybe they have a girlfriend, but I don't know,

549
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: and I just don't want to know. I just don't

550
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: want to know, you know. And then he did have

551
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: nine promise rings on I so that I remember that day.

552
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: That morning, I was like, you guys, it's it's out

553
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: of four, like there's no turning back, Like it's gonna

554
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: be today is going to make it a five because

555
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: we're spending a lot of time together that day and

556
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: I was like fuck, like I'm and I'm just like

557
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: I just have a feeling there's someone because there's just

558
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: a blank, there's a blind spot in all of the

559
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: stories that we tell each other, and like the things

560
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: we talk about, very vulnerable. I'll give him that. What

561
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: do you mean that's why you felt for this guy?

562
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: Because he was very honest and open about everything else. Yes, yes, yes,

563
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: and just like and owning who he it seemed to

564
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: own who he was. Very confident. Um they ry, um,

565
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: just what did it? And also a thing that I

566
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: get attracted to early on with someone is that they

567
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: are amused by me, but it's not like overly and

568
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: they're just kind of like alright, like they're just they

569
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: don't try to act too cool, like they don't think

570
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: I'm funny, but they aren't falling over like he held

571
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: in a lot there to look cooler than he felt inside.

572
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I was. And I was constantly

573
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: trying to get him to like laugh and like to

574
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: funk with him, and it was just and like roasting

575
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: him and shifting on him. And that's another thing I

576
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: do I think is a test to be like, is

577
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: this guy confident? Like can I funk with him and

578
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: see if he just like lets it slide and like

579
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: can laugh at himself, because that's an attractive quality that

580
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: someone doesn't get offended about, like a little like it

581
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: wasn't being cruel. Maybe I was, but um, sorry, we

582
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: gotta get to the news. So anyway, I remember that

583
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: day because I was avoiding this so much. I was

584
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: almost avoiding talking to the person because I was so

585
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: scared that someone else was going to bring up something

586
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: that would make him reveal this thing that I just

587
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: had a feeling about. And then we were sitting yeah,

588
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: and um, you're placing it too much, dude, and so

589
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: were the shut up, and so he goes. We we

590
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: were talking about pets, and I was like, oh, we

591
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: gotta get out of this conversation. It reminded me of

592
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: being a child and my I knew Santa wasn't real,

593
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: but I was lying to my parents to pretend that

594
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: I still believe so that my sister could still have it.

595
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: She's younger. And I remember my parents wanting to watch

596
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: SNL one night, and I was so scared because I

597
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: knew SNL was an adult program that they might reveal

598
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: Santa wasn't real. It was around Christmas, so I was

599
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: just doing anything to be like, let's do Let's play sorry,

600
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: let's play Monopoly, and they're like, we're gonna watch sn No,

601
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: we always watched it. And I was just like I

602
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: don't want her to find out accidentally, like I was

603
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: trying to protect her. And that was that conversation for me,

604
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: which was like, stop bringing up things about our home lives,

605
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: like I don't want to know. I'm living in this

606
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: fantasy where this person is like available. And then someone

607
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: brought up animals and someone goes, do you have any pets?

608
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: And the person goes, yeah, we have a dog, and

609
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: I was just like that we like Andrew felt it.

610
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: I felt it, and remember he looked at each other

611
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: and we're like, there it is. And I was like,

612
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: please be a forty five year old man with a

613
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: roommate or living with his mom, please God, Please God.

614
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: I was dying for I was like, is there maybe

615
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: he lives in a cult commune, like I will take

616
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: maybe he's at the Scientology Center. I'll take anything over

617
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: a girlfriend and then shows me the shows up, pulls

618
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: up do you have a picture of it? And I'm like,

619
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: because I don't want to reveal that I'm because honestly,

620
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: is every right to have a girlfriend. I'm just a

621
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: little bit sad because I had called in my head

622
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: I fantasized too much, and now I'm like, like, kind

623
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: of sad, but I don't want him to know he

624
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: had no idea how to crush on him at all,

625
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: and um, and I don't want him to know that

626
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: I'm upset or that it doesn't affect me. It's like

627
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be upset, but I don't. I forget. So

628
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, Nikki, how do you act when someone has

629
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: a girlfriend that you don't like? Like? What would you?

630
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 1: You just be like, oh, you have a Like I

631
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: was trying to remember how to respond, and then he

632
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 1: pulls up a picture of his dog with his girlfriend

633
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: in the picture and him, and he hands it to me,

634
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: and I remember just going like like, I didn't say anything,

635
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: like normally, I don't, Oh my god, she's so pretty,

636
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: Like who is that? And that's what I obviously I

637
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 1: would have said had I seen that picture in any

638
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: other circumstances, because she was pretty, they did look adorable.

639
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 1: I would have been like, what's the story there? But

640
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: instead I was just like oh, And then like but

641
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: I remember, just like, how does a normal person oh,

642
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: my god, which one are you talking about? I? Um,

643
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: so not shots fire man, that's just me being a

644
00:34:50,520 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: dumb joke, but so shot beat drip. So anyway, I

645
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: have this whole joke now about we It was like that,

646
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 1: and I'm starting to explore, Like having this, I'm starting

647
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 1: to explore something on stage that I never thought i'd

648
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: talked about, which is like when you uh follow for

649
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: someone in a relationship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and like how

650
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: do you deal with that? And like, um yeah I

651
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: did at the Seller this weekend. Do it. It's so

652
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about it because it's so honest and

653
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: people will be mad at you. There'll be some people

654
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: mad at you, but you know what their boyfriends. That's

655
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: what I say. Well, I have so much to say

656
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: about this obviously on stage, so come see me work

657
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: all this out. And honestly, like the way I'm talking

658
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: about this on stage is um really, I like trust

659
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: the audience is not to put it out because it's

660
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 1: like I'm revealing things that I wouldn't put out there

661
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: yet because it's sensitive. So if you come see me

662
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: on tour, you'll see a very like you're going to

663
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: hear a story that I'm not telling any or else,

664
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: and I'm um, like I really appreciate people coming and

665
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,959
Speaker 1: I just want to treat you know, this live common

666
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 1: experience of something like this is special. This only happens here,

667
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: like kind of like Chris Rock last night, Everyone's like,

668
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: what's he gonna say about Will Smith? He was at

669
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: the beginning the wilbur where we're going to be in Boston,

670
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: UM for two shows coming up in May. I believe um.

671
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 1: But yeah, he said, I'm not ready to talk about

672
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: it yet, which I that's the way I felt about

673
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: this thing. You need time to process it. He needs

674
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: time to process. And you get in this business, you

675
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: know that people want that, so you don't give it

676
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: to them, right. I think if he was ready to

677
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: talk about he would give it to things. But these

678
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: things take time. Like I remember this situation I'm talking

679
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: about on stage now. I remember saying, you know, this

680
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: is gonna be a part of my act, like telling

681
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,879
Speaker 1: that you know everyone in my life at that time,

682
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: like I can't wait to like spin this into something

683
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: because this is just such a thing. Well, I remember

684
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: when it happened, you told you would reiterate the story

685
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: almost word for word. Then but you were so close

686
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: to it. I just remember here and now you have

687
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 1: like perspective on it. Yeah, it's very raw. Yeah then

688
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: and if you tried to do it then it would

689
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: have been too raw, so you would have been too

690
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: meaningful to you, like too emotional. I think, yeah, I

691
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: was too angry about it, And it's just you need

692
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 1: time to I honestly don't think we'll hear about it

693
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: for like a year from Chris Rock, like it might

694
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: take that long because these things are so traumatically the audience.

695
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,959
Speaker 1: You need to make your audience comfortable when you're still

696
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: press when you're telling the story of something, and if

697
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: the audience senses that you still have an anger, like

698
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: stand up with anger and it is or sadness, they

699
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: start to pity you. And so it just has to

700
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: be the right time to talk about it. And I'm

701
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: just starting to feel it out. And it was a

702
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: lot of times people are like, why don't you ever

703
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: talk about your anorexi on stage? It's like, well, I

704
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: didn't because I was still dealing with an eating sort

705
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: of in a different way, and it was just not

706
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: I was it was too sad to me still because

707
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: I was still struggling with it all those years, and

708
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: it's now been two years. It will come up on

709
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: two years April of me like not starving myself, not

710
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: eating in bed, not binging, and and not exercising to

711
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: lose weight. And I think now only two years after that,

712
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: I can start like maybe making jokes about that experience.

713
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: But it takes that long. And let's take a break

714
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: and come back with why do I care sports? Oh?

715
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: Can I can I just give a little behind the scenes? Yeah? Uh?

716
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: Would this be on the recording? Do you want? It's nothing,

717
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 1: It's I got engaged to know that. I'm just kidding.

718
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: Uh No, It's funny that, like if we talked about

719
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: new season, we're doing five different no, no, no, I

720
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: loved it. I think I'm trying my best. So we

721
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: were so Nikki send to me. Now we're like we're

722
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,479
Speaker 1: doing some new things. We're doing five stories boom boom

723
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: boom right after bat. I think that we do one

724
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 1: story there. Honestly, you technically underneath. If I heard music underneath,

725
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: it would make me motivated to so I like it,

726
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 1: like trying. I think it's really funny. Last night I

727
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: was watching what was watching last night? Oh? Tyler Henry

728
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,919
Speaker 1: Um this new Netflix show where he talks to dead

729
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: people and under I realized, like, when you're watching Netflix

730
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: with the captions on, it's so funny because these idiots

731
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: just tell you exactly how manipulative music is. Because the

732
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: captions will be like eerie music, dramatic music, music that

733
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: makes you cry, and you're like, no, you guys describe

734
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: in a different way that doesn't make you sound so

735
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: manipulative music will motivate you. I want to start doing

736
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: something kind of fun with the show where we try

737
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 1: to do a segment that's like really lighthearted, or we

738
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: tried to do a segment it's really sad with upbeat music,

739
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: or like we we really we play with music underneath it.

740
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 1: I'm taking my head because I was literally no way,

741
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 1: I swear on my life, I was gonna just I

742
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: was working on a TikTok or whatever, like a video

743
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: because all these guys it's like the saddest music and

744
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: it's just my wife left. Until you watched years ago

745
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: that it says sad music. I know, until you start

746
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: watching it where it says said music, you forget how

747
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: manipulate it is and how accused you to go, this

748
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 1: is sad what they're talking about. Music is so important

749
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: in movies, and like that's why when they cut like

750
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: the sound from the Oscars and the awards for that,

751
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: that's all movies are, is that ship. If you just

752
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: listen to a show without That's why podcasts are so

753
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: fucking vulnerable, because when you're on the radio, you always

754
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: have a music bed. You always have these things that

755
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 1: are helping you. That's why stand up is so vulnerable.

756
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 1: Music helps you tell your story, and that's why it

757
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: would be really interesting to start playing with it. Let's

758
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: get to our weekly sports moment. Oh man, you got

759
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 1: a basketball in your hand, tell me about it. Well,

760
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: I'll do it for Andrew. I'll say Andrew's Weekly sports

761
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 1: And that's right. Sorry, I forgot I haven't ye alright.

762
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: Fans were furious when country star Eric Church canceled his

763
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 1: San Antonio concerts so that he can attend a final

764
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 1: four game of the n C Double A men's basketball tournament,

765
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 1: also known as March Madness. So he has a show.

766
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: I got it. He's from North Carolina, got it? I mean,

767
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 1: so say more? Can I read the statement he sent

768
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: on his newsletter, I would love to hear how he

769
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: presented this. I okay. So he calls his besties, like

770
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: the equipment of his besties for quiet Preach Church choir.

771
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 1: So he goes, this is also the most selfish thing

772
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: I've ever asked the choir to do. To give up

773
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: your Saturday night plans with us so that I can

774
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: have this moment with my family and sports community on

775
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: a sleep. I don't care. I think it's when these

776
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: fans go like, would you want to go see Eric Church?

777
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: At the whole time he's performing for you, he's like

778
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: resenting that he's there and thinking about this game. I

779
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: want to see artists when they want to be there.

780
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: That's why I like. That's why I bring Andrew, That's

781
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: why I bring on You, That's why I bring a

782
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: Meal on the road, just because I want. I want

783
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: to honor my fans by being in the best mood

784
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: possible for them. Because if I'm just alone in a

785
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: weird city, I'm not going to be happy and I'm

786
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: gonna be thinking about other things. I'm just gonna be I.

787
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 1: I want my art I want Taylor Swift is she

788
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: wants to go do something else on the night that

789
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go see her. I would rather her do

790
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: that than me watch her like suffer through a show

791
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 1: that she's not present for. I guess the on the

792
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 1: only word that I have trouble saying and Martha, m

793
00:42:55,040 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: h Martha Cookie show. Uh. I know what I was

794
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: gonna say is you can return tickets for for the show,

795
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: but that the plane tickets. What do you do about that?

796
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: Because Church reimburse people that show a receipt to plane tickets.

797
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: I mean, like, that's exactly what I would do. I mean,

798
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: I've reimbursed people on Venmo who didn't enjoy my show

799
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: that I found on Reddit. Like I I've said after shows.

800
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm honestly, I don't have to work the rest of

801
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: my life to pay back those debts. But if I

802
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: were hid, this is what I would do. If say,

803
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: like Taylor Switch was playing and she invited me backstage,

804
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: I would say to my fans the same thing, like

805
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I am going

806
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 1: to do this thing, because otherwise I would be thinking

807
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,399
Speaker 1: about this thing and I just and you know what's

808
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: gonna happen. I'm gonna come back to town and I'm

809
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: gonna do a weekend of shows here that are going

810
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: to be free to the people that have already have tickets,

811
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 1: and you're gonna get double the shows. I'm gonna bring

812
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: a special guest that I will pay that person out

813
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: of my money. I will. I would pay for having

814
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: this excuse, and I would give those people who spent

815
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: money with their plane tickets and the time they took

816
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: away or like the kids, that I would reimburse all

817
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: of that, because you have to pay to do the

818
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: things you want in life. He's not paying for those

819
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: tickets we know for the game. Oh no, he's not

820
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 1: paying for this. This he has to something, he has

821
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 1: to suffer. But the people, he has to give them

822
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: something in return. And honestly, if I were one of

823
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 1: those things, I would be fucking psyched at what I'm

824
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: going to get in return, because the next time he

825
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: comes to town, whether or not the tickets are free,

826
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: it's going to be an amazing show. I just love it.

827
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: Next time he comes down, he's like, look, we did

828
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: not expect them to get this far again, Okay, like

829
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: we thought last year was a one shot deal. My

830
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: daughter has a recital tonight. The crossover of country music

831
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: fans and U N c Dukes or sports they get it.

832
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: I think they're called sports tobacco road. It's like a

833
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 1: whole thing. You're the South. What's something that could get you, David?

834
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: When you're opening for David Spade on Saturday night? Is

835
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: there something that would make you if someone goes, hey, dude,

836
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: I have last minute tickets to this. I here's the

837
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: thing you get to go do. Is there anything that

838
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: could get you to cancel that? Because there's no one,

839
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: nothing else I love than listening to myself do well

840
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 1: with the funniest person. But maybe I was Eric Church,

841
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: if I was David Spade, maybe in that situation there

842
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: could be something. Yeah, because your David Spade moment is

843
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: actually the thing that would get you to cancel on

844
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: something else. Yeah, that makes sense. All right, Let's get

845
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,399
Speaker 1: to fan tracks. It's it feels like it's been so long.

846
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: I want to hear from the fans. It does feel

847
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 1: like forever. Obvious sounds angry. Yeah, he does it every morning. God,

848
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 1: he needs to look into stoicism. He actually reads stoicism

849
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: and stuff. I bet he does it. My mom loves AUV.

850
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: By the way, I was talking to her about you

851
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: and and she had like together, and have you have

852
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: you met a V? And I go yeah, and she goes,

853
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you had met him. He they

854
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: are so cute. They are I love them. And she

855
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: was even saying Noah when like you guys all hung

856
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 1: out together because I was talking about it recently with

857
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: her in Chicago. I got to go to go out

858
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: to dinner with my parents after the Wilco thing. Was

859
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: such a great dinner, but talk to them about there

860
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: as Arizona trip and talked to her about like hanging

861
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: out with you like more like we got to sit

862
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: down and talk about it, and she was like, you know,

863
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 1: I was thinking he was going to be awkward because

864
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: I don't really know her this like and her boyfriend.

865
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: She was like, Noah is so cute. She brought us

866
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: a gift. She was so lovely. We couldn't wait to

867
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: hang out with them again. We are going to hang

868
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: out with it, like she was like an AUV and

869
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: they are just so cool. You are so lucky to

870
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: have these people in your life. You attract the best people.

871
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: Thank you for including them. It was just it was

872
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: awesome to hear that. That's when I'm like tearing up.

873
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could tell through the screen.

874
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: Your parents are so sweet and I have a wonderful

875
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 1: time with them, But I really am so funny to

876
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: have my parents. I have just now gotten to this

877
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 1: place of like I won the fucking lottery with them,

878
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: and like everything that I am and like have achieved

879
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: is due to the way they raised me and how

880
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: cool they are. Seeing them interact with the tweeties and

881
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 1: being like, God, they are not embarrassing, they are they

882
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: make me look cooler. They are great storytellers sometimes they

883
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 1: have great stories that don't go on too long. They're

884
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: just funny. I just anything that I am is because

885
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: of them, and that it's it's it's all them. And

886
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: I always thought, like, you know, I'm different than my parents,

887
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: and in ways I am, but they even the ways

888
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 1: that I've grown, like emotionally intelligent beyond maybe what they are,

889
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: it's because they gave I am more emotionally indecent my

890
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: parents and I'm teaching them, but the fact that they're

891
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: open to learn from their daughter is the kind of

892
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: openness that I was given from them that made me

893
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 1: open to other things. Yeah, it's like it's it's all cyclical,

894
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: but I'm there's nothing more in my life that I'm

895
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 1: lucky with than than my parents. It's it all starts

896
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: with them, and I know everyone is not so lucky,

897
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 1: so I just want to say, um, you know, I'm

898
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: really grateful, and I acknowledged that none of this is me.

899
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 1: It was all my parents, and none of it was them.

900
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: It was all their parents, and there it all goes.

901
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:26,760
Speaker 1: I think the older you get, the more you stop

902
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: fighting it. You just go They're fucking cool. And I'm

903
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: so just grateful for everything. And even if you have

904
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 1: shitty parents, like no, you don't really get along with

905
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: your mom, fucking thank God for that. It's made you

906
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: who you are in the way that like is just

907
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: so I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm sorry for that, but

908
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm also like, because you deserve more, but I'm grateful

909
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 1: because it made you who you are and whatever kind

910
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: of mixture of that bullshit, it made a great person. Thanks. Okay,

911
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: can we do our first your tears and tell me

912
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: a fan threx? All right? The first one comes from

913
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: a seedro all right, I'm gonna do it. Hey, you

914
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: know this is a seed row from southern Wisconsin. I

915
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: love the pod. I listen to you guys every morning

916
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: and afternoon when I'm going to and from work. It's

917
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: a great way to start my day with a laugh,

918
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: wrap my long work day with a laugh. So so

919
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 1: thank you for that. I wanted to give a shout

920
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: out to Andrew for uh just just as hilarious singers.

921
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: There's been many times when I'm when I'm taking a

922
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: sip of water and he gives one of those singers

923
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 1: and just you know, I start laughing and water starts

924
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 1: coming out of my nose. So fuck you, Andrew, just kidding. UM,

925
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to give you that plug. But

926
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: really just one question. Really, the main purpose why I

927
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: want to leave you guys a voice message here was

928
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: during the last POT episode one Anya talked about a

929
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: story a out her mom telling her to put a

930
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 1: vitamin C tablet or something like that on her tongue

931
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 1: and um in order to relieve her cough. And there

932
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: was like this cliffhanger at the end. We didn't find

933
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,280
Speaker 1: out what happened, so did it work? Did not work

934
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 1: for her? If I would love to hear the answer

935
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: on the pod, that would be great. Uh. I love

936
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 1: you guys, Thank you, and uskeleton. Um, thank you so

937
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: much A cedrop from southern Wisconsin. Um. First of all,

938
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: Andrew is one of the is genuinely one of the

939
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 1: funniest people alive. And his one liners are his little

940
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: like ways of flipping language, and like his asides are

941
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: his fucking superpower. The way his mind works is upsetting

942
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: to me. And you are absolutely right. He's he's so

943
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: fucking funny and um, and you just are. You're just

944
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 1: so quick and you sometimes it's it's just this, it's

945
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: an furiating to me sometimes, much like the Taylor Thomlinson

946
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: thing I talked about yesterday, of like this jealousy of

947
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: like I wish my mind works like that. And that's

948
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: why I love sometimes to have you around, because I mean,

949
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: mainly we're talking about talent versus like friendship. I like

950
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: having you around because the best time, the best ways

951
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: that you help me commedically when I'm on a set

952
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: or something is to go just to pitch it to

953
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 1: you and like your first your first instinct, because your

954
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: your mind, just like the first thing it serves up

955
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: before you think, is always like this gene unintentionally genius

956
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: thing that you can't even help it just comes out

957
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 1: of you, and like, that's what I feel like you're

958
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,919
Speaker 1: so valuable for and that's why I want That's why

959
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 1: I want you to do more crowd work, because you're

960
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 1: so good at just improv Well, I'll do it, honestly,

961
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: you could and it would be fine. I wouldn't don't

962
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: go to the audience, And I want to just say

963
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: a little bit like, you know why that's inappropriate is

964
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: not because it wouldn't be killer um as a stand

965
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: up when you have open if you're not a crowd

966
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: work guy, even if you are, you don't want your

967
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: openers doing CrowdWork because it makes them chatty and feel

968
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: like it's going to be an interactive show. And if

969
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: you are a crowd work guy, you don't want it

970
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,280
Speaker 1: because you might unearthed things that that person wants to unearth.

971
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 1: So that's just a little bit of like backshop talk. Now.

972
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: The only thing I feel like her tongue. But does

973
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,840
Speaker 1: he want to know if it worked to help her throat?

974
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: I think I think we just have to remind him that, um,

975
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 1: she said the tablet that she put on her tongue

976
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: made the layer of skin come off right, and then

977
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 1: she swallowed made a little round tablet of skin like

978
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 1: burned her tongue that it loosened that skin. It came

979
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 1: off like a little mento and then she swallowed it. Yeah,

980
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: who cares about because slippery elm first sore throats, you guys.

981
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 1: I I left it in the car for car pokarioke

982
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: with Wilco and I'm getting some new stuff shipped to

983
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: me today. But the slippery Elm lozenges say save my life.

984
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: And I've been looking for stuff. Know that you can

985
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: spin them on Amazon. They're just um. You just put

986
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: them in your mouth and you just like suck on

987
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: them and they're a little like chalky like almost like um,

988
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: just dissolvable uh vitamins. And you will also get the

989
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: dropper that I put in water every morning. But it

990
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: really is something that like coach your throat and makes

991
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: it's better than that throat coat tea. You know, if

992
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,919
Speaker 1: you suffer with losing your voice a lot, or learn

993
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: how to speak differently. Um okay, next one. Next voicemail

994
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:31,280
Speaker 1: is from Page High Busties. My name is Page First.

995
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: I want to say I have cankers on my tongue

996
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 1: and so that's why I'm talking with a little bit

997
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: of a lisp today, can NICKI I know that you

998
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 1: can relate, and man, I am really out here struggling

999
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 1: and I can't stop eating spicy, acidic food. So they hurt.

1000
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: They're not going away. But anyway, I wanted to share

1001
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: a story of cup. So my friends and I were

1002
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: out one night and we weren't having the best time,

1003
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: and of course the bottle girls are walking by us

1004
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: with their little fucking spark years and heading to a

1005
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: table with two guys that are sitting back and they're

1006
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: a little v I P table. I don't know. It's

1007
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: so stupid and god to begin with, but they don't

1008
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: even like give the bottle girls recognition. They just like

1009
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: sit back and like look around, and it's like, oh

1010
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: my god, my friend Alexis, who's also a bestie. We

1011
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 1: looked at each other at the same time and both

1012
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: went because it was so and after that I went home.

1013
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: But I love you guys, thank you so much for

1014
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: for sharing all your stories and being so open about

1015
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,720
Speaker 1: so many important topics. Um, you guys are so great

1016
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: and a great time. It's so funny. Jerk off, jerk.

1017
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,919
Speaker 1: Some people are taking real liberty here and not doing jack,

1018
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: which is nine. I've been that the girls are so

1019
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: hot that you think you don't want to be the

1020
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 1: guy that's like oggling them, so you act like they

1021
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: don't exist. I well, that's one thing is is I

1022
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,359
Speaker 1: do that with celebrities sometimes, where you're like, oh, who

1023
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 1: are you? I'm sorry, oh John Mayer, okay o, reason

1024
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: met your name is? What's your name? Like? That's what

1025
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 1: that one dude did with a girlfriend to you. That's

1026
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: how I felt like I was kind of doing, Oh, yeah,

1027
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: I'm You're not a big deal. I haven't googled you. Yeah,

1028
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: you have a tattoo on my back of yet at all. Whatever. No,

1029
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: But like I've been there, those like two guys that

1030
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: you get bottle service and you think you can just

1031
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: sit back and show your money. It's so cheesy, dude.

1032
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: And then and then what they do is they pay

1033
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 1: the promoters, They pay girls to come and sit at

1034
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 1: your table, they drink all your liquor, and then they

1035
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:46,879
Speaker 1: fucked the guy at the hot guy on the dance floor. Um,

1036
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: you deserve it. Um. It reminds me of the beginning

1037
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: of the first Pam and Tommy episode, Tam and Pommy

1038
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: Tommy where Tommy's like sitting at this cold table. I

1039
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: hate that show so much, but I also love it.

1040
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm only two episodes in or three movie. Um. I

1041
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: want to say to Page though real quick. Love that

1042
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 1: you and your best eat both said could at the

1043
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,720
Speaker 1: same time. I love that kids just becoming a thing. Also, Page,

1044
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 1: I'm always wondering when you were in school and people

1045
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: would be like, turned to page thirteen, did you like

1046
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,359
Speaker 1: hear your name? I always asked that for pages um

1047
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: number three, if you suffer with canker stores out there

1048
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,240
Speaker 1: and Page I, I honestly have more empathy for people

1049
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: with canker stores than maybe anything in the world, because

1050
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: it's the most excruciating thing I've been through, and like

1051
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 1: it takes the joy out of talking, it takes the

1052
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 1: joy out of eating. It's like, it's why, it's your

1053
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 1: body's way of saying like slow down and I'm serious, Page, like,

1054
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: the best thing that I found for them and anyone

1055
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:44,840
Speaker 1: else that has someone in their life, please give the

1056
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: gift of I can't believe I haven't shared this yet

1057
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 1: because during my canker store thing, I got medicine and

1058
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,800
Speaker 1: the thing that I found most soothing was my Lanta,

1059
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:57,239
Speaker 1: like the kind of like really creamy soothing thing that

1060
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: you take for stomach stomach acidity. Swishing with my Lanta

1061
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 1: and just keeping it in your mouth and like did

1062
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: you stumb on that or did someone tell you to

1063
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: do it? You know, well, my doctor prescribed me these

1064
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: two mouthwashes. One was like codeine, which is a pain killer,

1065
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: and the other was this creamy thing that she said

1066
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: essentially was like my Lanta, and that one was better

1067
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: than the codeine. Honestly, anyone struggling with canker stories and

1068
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: I know there's tons of remedies on the line. That

1069
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 1: one I had not read about. Um, I really recommend it.

1070
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: And also like just be really kind to yourself because

1071
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: you were struggling in a way that people that don't

1072
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: get canker stores do not understand. And I love that

1073
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: you uh talked about it and like we're open about it,

1074
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: and because it sounds like gross and stuff, but it's

1075
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 1: it's it's you're struggling inside and you're tongue. It's the

1076
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: worst pain. It's it feels like an anal fisher of

1077
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 1: the mouth. Listen to your it is it's because it's

1078
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: an ulcer so listen to your body when you have

1079
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 1: these things, because I wish I would have. I was running,

1080
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: I was doing too much, and I didn't get sick

1081
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 1: because my body knows I'll just go work through cold

1082
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: or the flu. I cannot work through canker source because

1083
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: it requires me to talk and and to swallow, and

1084
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: that's part of my job as well. You know what

1085
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And so I bet you page that this

1086
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: is a way of telling your body is like screaming

1087
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: at you to please give me a break or address

1088
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: something that's like brewing inside of you. And that's no judgment,

1089
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: but um, I love you so much. Uh. Next one,

1090
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: here's a quickie from Dahlia, Hi, Nikki, Andrew and Noah.

1091
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: I just had to share something funny. Um My son

1092
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: is in fourth grade and he has spelling words and

1093
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: one of his words is analyze and all I could

1094
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: think about when we were going over his words was

1095
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 1: analyze and had to stop myself from saying that out loud. Anyway,

1096
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Uh love the show cracks me

1097
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: up all the time. Time. Have a great day. Thank you,

1098
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 1: so sties, listen. I think the next special might be

1099
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: named that or something I do ask to be because

1100
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: it's too funny. Um, I love that. I love our

1101
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: busties so much. Like I just maybe we could do

1102
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: when we do live shows what you call it, Nick

1103
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: Glaser podcast, time to analyze and analyze. I like that

1104
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 1: idea of Like, because I'm trying this new thing on

1105
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: the last ten minutes of my set, I'm hoping to

1106
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 1: do a Q and A to like help me, you know,

1107
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: like just work on my crowd work skills, because it's

1108
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: something I'm so scared of. Even though I'm I always

1109
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: have an out it's fine, Like I'm fine, very good

1110
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: at it, there's something that makes me scared about it.

1111
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to work in a Q and A.

1112
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: And that could be fun to give it a title

1113
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 1: of like maybe it's me um helping, like having people

1114
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 1: like ask me questions or like an analyze analyze and

1115
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: then we can do a graphic on the screen behind

1116
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 1: me that's me with butthole eyes. And it could be

1117
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: funny if you just the only thing that changes You

1118
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: put glasses on and you become like like a therapist,

1119
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 1: the rapist for the analyze, or the rapist analyzes like

1120
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 1: therapists the rat, like I want to believe that words together.

1121
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 1: It's so, that's not my joke. I thought it was

1122
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: arrest of development. Arrest of development, Oh yeah, anal rapist.

1123
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 1: Yeah no, but it was first in Celebrity Jeopardy. I'll

1124
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 1: take the rapist for something like that. But um, but

1125
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 1: anal anal therapist. I like the idea of an analysis.

1126
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: I'm analysis. I'm an analysist and I'm a therapist. I'm

1127
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 1: an and now rapist. And then on the thing it

1128
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 1: was he called it an anna anal rapist, and then

1129
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: on the thing it said anal rapist. Okay, which is

1130
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: even funnier than I think. That's a good idea. Maybe

1131
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 1: you bring out like a maybe you bring out a

1132
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: couch and you have people come up on stage, which

1133
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 1: I had like three hours on stage. It's just too

1134
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 1: long the show much material, but I'm excited to explore

1135
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: other things. Um, thanks for that idea. I love it. Uh.

1136
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 1: Next up. Next up is a voicemail from Jeffrey. Hey, Nikki, Noah,

1137
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 1: and Andrew. This is Jeffrey. UM. I have a funny

1138
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 1: butt dial story. When I was twenty two, I was

1139
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: living in l A and I was dating the sky

1140
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: he was about thirty two thirty three, and I had

1141
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: just had my first art opening in l A. And

1142
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: he invited a bunch of his friends and as they

1143
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 1: were leaving, he got a voicemail. He didn't pick it up, um,

1144
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: and it was from one of his closest friends saying

1145
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 1: how boring he was. She was talking to someone else

1146
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: as she was walking with and um, how he'd loosen up.

1147
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 1: And they were so glad he was dating me because

1148
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: I was fun and young. Um. And I'm not bragging.

1149
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 1: I was a raging alcoholic and so we're there and

1150
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: that's probably why we got on so well. But um,

1151
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 1: completely like decimated this friendship for a good couple of years.

1152
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: I think they've met men's now, but happy to say

1153
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm several years soberer. Thanks keep up the pot turkey

1154
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:22,920
Speaker 1: tear dude, M Jeffrey. I love that story. Thank you

1155
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 1: for sharing it. I love any kind of we love

1156
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 1: butt dials, stories of like accidentally texting someone, sending someone

1157
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 1: something where they didn't know they were being heard or um.

1158
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 1: And and that's such a good one and I'm just

1159
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 1: so glad. I love that He's like, yeah, it was fun.

1160
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: People like assumed I was fun, but I was just

1161
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: a raging alcoholic because I think so often people are like, oh,

1162
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: there's I'm gonna lose my fun, like I'm gonna I'm

1163
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 1: not gonna be fun anymore. And the truth is like

1164
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people are just completely out of control.

1165
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: Final thought, Um, this was kind of a similar thing

1166
01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: that happened to me this morning. Oh my god, Jeffrey,

1167
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 1: please will you d m us? I want to see

1168
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 1: your art. I'm so I'm so honored when people like

1169
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 1: artists listen to the show. I'm just saying, yeah, I'm laundered.

1170
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: Everyone does. But like, you guys are all so fucking cool.

1171
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 1: And if you're a plumber someone named Dahlia listens to

1172
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 1: our show, like, give me a fucking break if you're

1173
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: a plumber, Like, yeah, if you're a plumber, unless you

1174
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 1: you know, do some little like art on the side,

1175
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about no plumbers and fascinating me.

1176
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 1: Had a plumber over the other day and I'm like,

1177
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: I know you are, but I just want to say

1178
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: that plumbers like mad respect. I don't understand what actually

1179
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 1: you know what I'm hearing you And I still I'm

1180
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 1: not going to respect them. Yeah, I mean that's just

1181
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 1: you're taking a hard stand on this and you don't

1182
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: appreciate what they do because man, I'm clogging toilets and

1183
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 1: and and drain pipes all the time with my hair

1184
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 1: and my paper. Why do girls have so much paper

1185
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 1: in the toilet? Because we wipe our vaginas with toilet

1186
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 1: how many times? Yeah, we don't get to shake. We

1187
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 1: have to actually wipe. No, But I feel like there's

1188
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe we blow our nose we like

1189
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 1: on while we're doing it, Like there's sometimes I just like,

1190
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,919
Speaker 1: but I just want to say, this happened to me today,

1191
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: And this is another joke I wanted to work on

1192
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 1: for so long, but I could never find the right way.

1193
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 1: And I think I just found it today because it happened.

1194
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: Do you ever do this thing where you text someone

1195
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 1: or you're doing you know, it auto corrects to a

1196
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: different word and then what you want to say, Like

1197
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: let's say it's fun and it's duck and it's just

1198
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: and and to correct it, you just write the word

1199
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,920
Speaker 1: again to be like oh, I Like, let's say it's like,

1200
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 1: oh I just saw a duck and you say I

1201
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: just saw a funk and you're like and then you

1202
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,760
Speaker 1: just want to write duck to correct it, and it

1203
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: corrects it again, so you just go fuck and then

1204
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: you write it again and you're like fuck. And so

1205
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 1: it just seems like you're like doubling down on the

1206
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: thing you already said instead of correcting it does the opposite.

1207
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 1: It's so it's such a perfect joke premise because it's

1208
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:51,960
Speaker 1: so ironic that you're trying to correct say the opposite

1209
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 1: of like, oh, that's not what I meant, but instead

1210
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: you just keep saying it again and again. So this

1211
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: morning I was talking to Chris, but what is it? No?

1212
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 1: So then you go, I wrote duck and then it

1213
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: just said fuck. And then I tried to write fucking

1214
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 1: duck again and just said fuck again. And it just

1215
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 1: reminds me of that time where like, you know, I

1216
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 1: wrote my dad and I called and then it's in

1217
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 1: a word that you would never it would never be

1218
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 1: spell checked, and it's like so single. Its like that

1219
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 1: one guy's joke of this black guy had a joke

1220
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,160
Speaker 1: where he was like, you ever like I forget his name.

1221
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 1: I I'm sorry if if we do his name. We

1222
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 1: got to post it on our thing. It comes around

1223
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:31,160
Speaker 1: and read it all the time. But he was one

1224
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 1: of the best jokes and he I'm doing I'm butchering it.

1225
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 1: But he says, um, you know, I hate when people

1226
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,720
Speaker 1: are always using like words like you don't know, like

1227
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 1: just to make themselves seem like so smart. Like the

1228
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 1: other day my friend was like, and this guy was

1229
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 1: being so pedantic, and I'm just like, yeah, it sounds

1230
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:48,959
Speaker 1: like he was. And then later on I'm like, what's

1231
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 1: pedantic mean? And then the other day my friend is like, oh,

1232
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 1: you know, uh, my dad has this like cadre of

1233
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: friends that he hangs out with. And I'm like, man,

1234
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 1: i gotta look up that. And he's like, so I'm

1235
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 1: Google and Dad. It was so good. Um. And I

1236
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 1: had to say it was black to set up the

1237
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: joke because it's a stereotype bad. Okay. So this happened

1238
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 1: this morning. Um, I Chris, My boyfriend had a meeting,

1239
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:21,000
Speaker 1: uh with his like coworkers or lunch, and I had

1240
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: a breakfast. He said, oh, I just left breakfast with

1241
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 1: Courtney Brando and Tim. It says Tam, but he meant

1242
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,600
Speaker 1: Tim and he says it was fine, and I go

1243
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,880
Speaker 1: just he goes, it was fine, period, and I go,

1244
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 1: just fine because they're talking about something that is like

1245
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 1: a thing, you know, like it was a breakfast to

1246
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: discuss something not like that important, but it was like,

1247
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 1: oh there was a thing of like how's that going

1248
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 1: to go? You know, element of it. He goes it

1249
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 1: was fine, and I go just fine. And he said

1250
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 1: fine period, and I go, okay, we'll talk later. And

1251
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 1: he goes voice text thinks I'm saying fine when I'm

1252
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 1: saying fine, and I said. He goes, man, I really

1253
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 1: leaned in on this, and he goes and although it

1254
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,439
Speaker 1: was fine, I meant fun. So the whole time he's

1255
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 1: saying fun, and I'm like and and instead he was

1256
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: just like, I go, it was just fine. He goes, fine, Fine.

1257
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 1: I meant to say fine, but I meant fine, like

1258
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 1: it was just worth and that honestly. He just I go,

1259
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:22,320
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to write a joke for that for

1260
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: so long. I hate when that happens. And then you

1261
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 1: just end up doubling down on the original thing. And

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Speaker 1: he goes, couples could break up over a fine slash

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Speaker 1: fun misunderstanding easily. And I said, I just started re

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Speaker 1: downloading bumble. Glad we cleared that up. And so it's

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Speaker 1: just as I want to write some joke about like

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Speaker 1: when you just keep saying the word and it keeps

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Speaker 1: auto correcting and you're just like, it's just so funny.

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Speaker 1: Ny has a good example for a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: You write them and be like, God, you're sex with

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Speaker 1: you last night was so fun And he's like it

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Speaker 1: was fun. I meant fine, like like there could be

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Speaker 1: a switch on right. I am definitely gonna wee it

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Speaker 1: up with him about this. Yeah, something like where you

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Speaker 1: switch it? We got the best and like inside joking

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Speaker 1: me the other day that just made me laugh. I

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Speaker 1: was just talking kind of to myself. He lent me

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Speaker 1: the sweatshirt that at Emo's on and I was wearing

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Speaker 1: it all day because I was cold in Chicago and

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Speaker 1: I was he was brushing his teeth and I was like, Babe,

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Speaker 1: I really love this sweatshirt. I was like, And then

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Speaker 1: to myself, I was just like Mommy, like e mommy

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Speaker 1: want mommy takey. And it was just me being like

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Speaker 1: and he gotta hear me. He goes, did you say,

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Speaker 1: mommy takey? And I was like, yeah, mommy too, and

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Speaker 1: so now my new joke is that I'm gonna steal it.

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Speaker 1: And so he left early and I had to pack

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Speaker 1: up his stuff for him and bring it back because

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Speaker 1: he left and didn't have time to go get his luggage.

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Speaker 1: So I brought it back for him, and I packed

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Speaker 1: up that Emo's shirt and I put in a little

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Speaker 1: note that said Mommy like he, Mommy want he, Mommy takey.

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Speaker 1: And I was just waiting for him to find it

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Speaker 1: because I always like sneak little notes. Another day he

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Speaker 1: found he was like, sorry, it took me so long

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Speaker 1: to find it. I didn't not unpack, and I go,

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Speaker 1: you could have snuck in a note from when I

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Speaker 1: was doing Perfect Strangers Too in Cabo a month ago,

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Speaker 1: and I still wouldn't have found it, because that is

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Speaker 1: how long it takes me the lout back ship. Yeah no,

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Speaker 1: but a little note is like that goes so far

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Speaker 1: in a relationship. I don't know. Even if you call

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Speaker 1: me like a dumb stupid bitch, I'd be like, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: she really just like we had the best time today.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to the show. Come

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Speaker 1: see us in Austin and check out all my dates.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming somewhere near you. I love to meet busties.

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Speaker 1: And and if you can't afford it, we'll have that

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Speaker 1: discussion to Yeah. I love you so much, you guys,

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Speaker 1: thank you for listening. And don't be care and and

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Speaker 1: jill je name works