WEBVTT - Conference Call

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, about four

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<v Speaker 1>minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject my

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<v Speaker 1>husband is scared of his family. My husband is scared

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<v Speaker 1>of his family. But right now the nephew is here

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<v Speaker 1>with today's prank phone call. What you got for It's

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<v Speaker 1>ignorant conference call, ignorant conference. We'll make it so ignorant. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>man him, I didn't done some incredible ones in my lifetime.

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<v Speaker 1>I have, but this one takes the cake. This is ignorant.

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<v Speaker 1>This right here, Oh, man, I can promise you it

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna be better closet. Oh, it's up there. Ignorant

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<v Speaker 1>conference call. Come on, cat dog, let's go. Let Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Hannah. Hi. This is Frank checking in. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>keep it here. I'm the one. Hey, guys, how's it

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<v Speaker 1>going fine? Let's I think I think we're waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>for one other person? Just Dalin a second? Hello Sherman

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<v Speaker 1>Sherman Davis general manager's assistant. How you guys? Doing everybody here?

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<v Speaker 1>He Sherman. Alright, alright, guys, we got let me make

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<v Speaker 1>sure we got everybody here. Is Hannah here, Hannah's here.

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<v Speaker 1>How's it going all right? Frank? I'm on the line.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you all right, good good good and David, I'm here,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, my man, good deal, good deal. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>got some news for you guys. I need you guys

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<v Speaker 1>to just bear with me for a second. I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>all the paperwork in. My UM assistant Cynthia is here,

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<v Speaker 1>so you guys just give me a second. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>put you guys on hold for a second and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back probably less than thirty seconds. Okay, all right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do. Thank you, sin you can you me all

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<v Speaker 1>of the stuff on these three guys. I mean, today

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<v Speaker 1>is supposed to be uh they're on hold right now,

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<v Speaker 1>but today's day that we're giving them their seven packages

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<v Speaker 1>and let them go and they'll be out of here

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<v Speaker 1>probably by tomorrow morning. They're clearing their things out. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't know it yet, but we're gonna at least giving

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<v Speaker 1>their seven packages today. Okay. You know, they put it

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<v Speaker 1>on my shoulders to break the bad news, and somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>got to do it. So it's my job today, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So bring it to me and get it here and

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<v Speaker 1>here as soon as possible so I can uh hurt

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<v Speaker 1>them get past this conference called all right, hello, all right, guys. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this I'm here. Guys. Yeah, uh. You never put us

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<v Speaker 1>on hold? So are you about to fight us right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking? Wait a minute? Okay, hang on,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on, hang on, guys? What what? What? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you guys talking about? We're asking you what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? We just hurt you. We didn't put us

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<v Speaker 1>on hold. We just heard all that separate package. Is

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<v Speaker 1>what I heard. I heard you're letting us go. M

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<v Speaker 1>oh Sherman. Maybe you're talking about some other people. Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>do hang on. Everybody just calmed down. Just give me,

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<v Speaker 1>give me a second here, hang on, just let me

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<v Speaker 1>let me. I'll be right back. Hang on. What is

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<v Speaker 1>going on? Did you hear that? Okay, you all heard

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing. I don't know what hurts that you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? Cynthia, how do I up? Is this? Is

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<v Speaker 1>this the whole button? Here? This is it? There we go?

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<v Speaker 1>They can hurt everything. No, they just they said you

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<v Speaker 1>can ask you me right now. I'm doing what he's

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<v Speaker 1>telling me to do. This. These three are supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be let go by the end of the day. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta do it. But it looks like the severances

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<v Speaker 1>nobody can live off of this for even three freaking months.

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<v Speaker 1>I already know that this is this is really of

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, so look, bring me everybody's stuff. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me at least after lunch. They all come in here

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<v Speaker 1>and pick up their things. That's all I can think. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>is this the right button here? Okay, hello, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>the right button, so we might have to be kidding me.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been with us, I've been with us for five years,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I've not I've not let you down for

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<v Speaker 1>a quarter, the company down for a quarter. This is

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<v Speaker 1>this is ridiculous. I cannot believe this. And I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>travel right now, so how am I going to come

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<v Speaker 1>and get my things? But this is ridiculous. This is

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<v Speaker 1>how you're gonna let us know. This is unprofessional, this

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<v Speaker 1>is trash. I cannot believe you. If you only need

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<v Speaker 1>a lawyers, I have someone, I have context, we can talk.

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<v Speaker 1>But honestly, sherman, this is this is, this is inaccessible.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's not do the whole lawyer thing. Guys, Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>not do that all right now. People get let go

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<v Speaker 1>from companies. People get let go all the time, and

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<v Speaker 1>you guys know this. Let's go on a conference call

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<v Speaker 1>with other people. What do you This is ridiculous giving

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<v Speaker 1>a personal business. Yes, yes, that's true. You're giving personal

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<v Speaker 1>busness to another. Uh. Exactually it's not a hole. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you cannot be doing this. Yeah, email me that lawyer's

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<v Speaker 1>number for sure. Yeah, I guess you want to David,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I didn't. I didn't try to for you

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<v Speaker 1>guys to learn it this way. All right, I'm okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just say I'm not good at the conference button.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to put anybody. You're not doing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a good message. It's not it's not

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<v Speaker 1>approblic professional messaging. In fact, this is I'm mortified. I

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<v Speaker 1>cannot believe this. I put it into my life to

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<v Speaker 1>this company. This is beside it best employees. So it is,

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<v Speaker 1>it is. It's absolutely right. It is illegal. This is illegal. Yep, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>I will I write this. Wait, wait, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean you're recording it? What do you what do you

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<v Speaker 1>want recording for? What? Yes? Me recording? David, Listen, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't consent on being recorded. I want that known man. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>can I can I ask you guys something? Do you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you familiar with your coworker named Barry Dillard. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you have answer. Verry fired too. How are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell him? Let me tell you what's going on. Barry

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<v Speaker 1>told me to call you. This is Nephew tiught me

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<v Speaker 1>from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. All three of y'all

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<v Speaker 1>just got praged by your co worker Barry Diller kidding me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm about to have a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Hey, y'all, nobody has lost their job, Hannah, Frank, David,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody has loved job. But your co worker Barry Dillard

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<v Speaker 1>got me to prank phone call you. All right, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody's got the job we could. We're going to have

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<v Speaker 1>to bow. Okay, okay, I'm good. I'm good. Now, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>gotta tell me this. What is the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 1>in the land. Let me hear it clearly. That is

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<v Speaker 1>in the conference call right there. But I know this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you got all new pranks and everything. You

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<v Speaker 1>leveled up, But lord nervous, you don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>use the mute button. You didn't muted, didn't hit it,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't hit it. I don't discriminate. I'm breaking black people

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<v Speaker 1>and white people together. I'm on the list. Can't you

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<v Speaker 1>talk to your nephew. That's pretty stupid at its best. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>point in twenty baby, and I'm bringing it uh with

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<v Speaker 1>the laugh Fest fourteen fifteen sixteen, the Fat Yavy alright

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<v Speaker 1>with my Grandmama told you, if I just make it

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<v Speaker 1>through jan in February, I can march on through the

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<v Speaker 1>you man. Yes, it is all right, Thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next Strawberry letter or subject my husband is

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<v Speaker 1>scared of his family will get into it right after

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<v Speaker 1>this