WEBVTT - Mr. Scire And The Late Christmas Presents

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones happened.

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<v Speaker 3>You see, Scary has found another way to get under

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<v Speaker 3>his parents' skin. You know, Scary's mom and dad are

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<v Speaker 3>traditional old school Italian Americans. They live in Brooklyn, USA.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't like a lot of clutter in their house.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, Scary's family has their tradition where Scary likes

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<v Speaker 3>to buy presents for his nieces and nephews. So he

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<v Speaker 3>decided this year to buy these massive tricycles for his

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<v Speaker 3>nieces and nephews.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Scary, Yeah, I was out of town and I

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't make it out to see them with the rest

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<v Speaker 4>of my family. Said ordered these bikes online and I

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<v Speaker 4>sent them to my parents' house without telling them that

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<v Speaker 4>these big boxes were going to be arriving. So I

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<v Speaker 4>had just called my father to break the news about

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<v Speaker 4>what I did. He got very angry. He told me

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<v Speaker 4>that the to call Toys r US and canceled the shipment.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's where the phone tap picks up.

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<v Speaker 3>He's already told you to cancel the shipment. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 3>was to cancel Christmas for your nieces and nephews.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so now now this is me calling my father

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<v Speaker 4>back here, And this is where the story picks up.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Hello, Dad, Yeah, so I called toys

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<v Speaker 2>r Us right.

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<v Speaker 5>The lady told me that there's there's no way that

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<v Speaker 5>they can reverse it. They actually sent it out yesterday,

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<v Speaker 5>and that it's too late. So the three bikes are

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<v Speaker 5>on the way to the house. Who's going to be

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<v Speaker 5>home tomorrow between one and three?

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<v Speaker 2>What if, Mommy says, if we don't accept them? What

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<v Speaker 2>if I don't want them? I tell him I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want them.

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<v Speaker 5>You're gonna refuse shipment?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll tell them. I didn't know w whatder these things?

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<v Speaker 5>Why would you? I don't understand. Whyould you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Look, they don't live around the corner here? What do

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<v Speaker 2>you think they're down the block here?

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<v Speaker 5>Why I figured that you yesterday?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you figuring? You don't you know? Anthony? You

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<v Speaker 2>got your own life going on here. That's fine, But

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<v Speaker 2>when you won't make these things and you don't talk

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<v Speaker 2>to anybody, you gotta call us and let us know.

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<v Speaker 2>You just don't take it upon yourself to say to

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<v Speaker 2>the house, what am I gonna do with these things?

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<v Speaker 2>At they're big boxes? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I know, but I was in Florida at the time.

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<v Speaker 5>What about you know I was there?

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<v Speaker 2>How often do I go to I got? I paid

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<v Speaker 2>them weekly visits.

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<v Speaker 5>I just thought that there would be a greater chance

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<v Speaker 5>that you would see them before.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, oh really?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And what are I doing the meantime with these boxes?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that you would put them in storage in

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<v Speaker 2>the half we're we're in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that you have an extra room, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, if there's stuff in there already. I got up

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<v Speaker 2>there and I was gonna build a plane up there,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, a plane. Yeah, I'm building a plant. My plane.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I got in order. I'm gonna be coming

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<v Speaker 2>in a plane. I'm gonna be building up there next time.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do anything unless you talk to us, unless you

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<v Speaker 2>want to take a trip out there when you can

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<v Speaker 2>make it. That's it. Oh know that? Than that, don't

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<v Speaker 2>don't do anything without us knowing about it. That's all

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you. Because the easiest thing is to send

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<v Speaker 2>them a gifts it to forget a check, money that

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<v Speaker 2>they could put in the bank that they would have

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<v Speaker 2>more use for than these freaking bikes. And when they

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<v Speaker 2>got bikes already, and they got toys, and they got this,

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<v Speaker 2>and they got that.

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<v Speaker 5>It says each box is seventy five by sixty three.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, how many inches?

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<v Speaker 5>Seventy five by sixty three?

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<v Speaker 2>Seventy five inches is six foot by how wise sixty

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<v Speaker 2>three sixty three six feet by five feet?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I guess a little bigger than I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, three of them that side. And I shouldn't be angry.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even think I could fit him in my

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<v Speaker 2>truck to take him out there all on one shot.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know I should take I should do

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<v Speaker 2>the right thing, because I don't want to do the

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<v Speaker 2>right thing. You call us and we'll tell you what

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<v Speaker 2>to do.

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<v Speaker 5>But I know them Christmas presents.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know what. I'm nothing. You could have give

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<v Speaker 2>him a gift.

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<v Speaker 5>I gave him a gift. He's a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a gifts. How are you gonna get him out there?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you are you want to be available to take

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<v Speaker 2>him out there? But I want to know, are you

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<v Speaker 2>want to be able to make arrangements to get them

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<v Speaker 2>out there?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm never out there? You're out there?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, right, So I'm the one that's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>the delivery guy. Out there without you out there? Right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the way it's gonna be. And I gotta make

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<v Speaker 2>a trip with mommy. I can't even know if they

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<v Speaker 2>fit my truck. I'm not gonna get him out there.

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>He listen to me carefully. The best gifts are gift

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<v Speaker 2>certificates on money in an envelope.

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<v Speaker 5>That's it. But you're boring and so pleasing.

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<v Speaker 2>So boring, all right, So this is more exciting now, right?

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<v Speaker 5>It is exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then you figure out how to get him out there.

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<v Speaker 2>How's that? All right? I won't see how exciting. Then

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<v Speaker 2>we'll see how exciting it is.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have time to go out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, so now i'm the one that's I'm the one

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<v Speaker 2>that's to take the trip out there with six, with

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<v Speaker 2>these three big bikes out there, I gotta figure out

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<v Speaker 2>how to get them out there. Tell me what's right

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<v Speaker 2>or what's wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>When I all, I know when you went to go

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<v Speaker 1>visit them, I was in Florida, so we were I

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to say, you're supposed to ask us, Minnie that

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<v Speaker 1>I could buy them toys.

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<v Speaker 2>Toys that ain't a toy, that's a bike.

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<v Speaker 5>But it gives them exercise. Always that they're gonna better

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<v Speaker 5>than a toy, don't right?

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<v Speaker 2>What if they got bikes?

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<v Speaker 5>But these are these are nice bikes.

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<v Speaker 1>These are like cop car bikes.

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<v Speaker 2>Anthony.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, That's all I'm saying. It's just.

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<v Speaker 1>A thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, you did, the wrong thing? Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Mommie would have wrapped the present. They would have had

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<v Speaker 2>something that they were gonna wrap these boxes. You ain't

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<v Speaker 2>wrapping these boxes.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought, mommy, I thought you and Mommie would wrap

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<v Speaker 5>the boxes. How am I gonna wrap them?

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<v Speaker 2>Anthony? Six by five? I'm gonna wrap boxes like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Only I'm picturing is the look on their face because

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<v Speaker 5>they're three and four years old and they want to

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<v Speaker 5>open size.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not even going to be there to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's the difference? What the hell is the difference?

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<v Speaker 1>So now?

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<v Speaker 2>What? So?

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<v Speaker 5>Now? I mean, I can't put a stop to it.

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<v Speaker 5>They're on their way.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, No, Mommy, well, mommy and my toe. Mommy,

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<v Speaker 2>you already what'd you say? You don't know she's getting nails?

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<v Speaker 1>Do?

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<v Speaker 2>She says? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>We have two empty rooms in that house.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what Anthony, you forget about it. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk about it no more. Goodbye?

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<v Speaker 1>But you why you sound were you making it sound

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<v Speaker 1>like it's a big production?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Well well then then you then you figure out

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<v Speaker 2>how to run though. U haul fucking take him out there?

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<v Speaker 2>How's that? All right? Now? I will let me ask you.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it a big production? Anthony? All right? I thought

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<v Speaker 2>the answer my question? Is it a big production? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>The you haul and take him out there if you

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<v Speaker 2>have to. I'm done with the conversation. Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 5>All right. Well, in the meantime, you've been toll tapped.

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<v Speaker 5>Will you laugh for me? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Laugh? Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna break your head

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<v Speaker 2>when I see it. That's what I'm gonna choke. Mommy's

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<v Speaker 2>saying you should have phone tapping you, and I says,

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<v Speaker 2>why would he full tap me? I says, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean? He he sounded serious about it.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, the bikes are really coming. I got news for you.

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<v Speaker 5>That's not a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just onnounced double where me here? Right?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You bull tap me? And I got to deal with

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<v Speaker 2>these three bikes that you sent it all the round.

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<v Speaker 1>The elvis Duran phone tap.

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