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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones happened.

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Speaker 3: You see, Scary has found another way to get under

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Speaker 3: his parents' skin. You know, Scary's mom and dad are

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Speaker 3: traditional old school Italian Americans. They live in Brooklyn, USA.

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Speaker 3: They don't like a lot of clutter in their house.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, Scary's family has their tradition where Scary likes

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Speaker 3: to buy presents for his nieces and nephews. So he

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Speaker 3: decided this year to buy these massive tricycles for his

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Speaker 3: nieces and nephews.

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Speaker 4: Right, Scary, Yeah, I was out of town and I

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Speaker 4: couldn't make it out to see them with the rest

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Speaker 4: of my family. Said ordered these bikes online and I

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Speaker 4: sent them to my parents' house without telling them that

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Speaker 4: these big boxes were going to be arriving. So I

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Speaker 4: had just called my father to break the news about

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Speaker 4: what I did. He got very angry. He told me

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Speaker 4: that the to call Toys r US and canceled the shipment.

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Speaker 4: So that's where the phone tap picks up.

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Speaker 3: He's already told you to cancel the shipment. Yeah, he

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Speaker 3: was to cancel Christmas for your nieces and nephews.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so now now this is me calling my father

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Speaker 4: back here, And this is where the story picks up.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, Hello, Dad, Yeah, so I called toys

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Speaker 2: r Us right.

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Speaker 5: The lady told me that there's there's no way that

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Speaker 5: they can reverse it. They actually sent it out yesterday,

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Speaker 5: and that it's too late. So the three bikes are

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Speaker 5: on the way to the house. Who's going to be

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Speaker 5: home tomorrow between one and three?

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Speaker 2: What if, Mommy says, if we don't accept them? What

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Speaker 2: if I don't want them? I tell him I don't

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Speaker 2: want them.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna refuse shipment?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell them. I didn't know w whatder these things?

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Speaker 5: Why would you? I don't understand. Whyould you do that?

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Speaker 2: Look, they don't live around the corner here? What do

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Speaker 2: you think they're down the block here?

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Speaker 5: Why I figured that you yesterday?

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Speaker 2: What are you figuring? You don't you know? Anthony? You

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Speaker 2: got your own life going on here. That's fine, But

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Speaker 2: when you won't make these things and you don't talk

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Speaker 2: to anybody, you gotta call us and let us know.

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Speaker 2: You just don't take it upon yourself to say to

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Speaker 2: the house, what am I gonna do with these things?

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Speaker 2: At they're big boxes? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I know, but I was in Florida at the time.

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Speaker 5: What about you know I was there?

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Speaker 2: How often do I go to I got? I paid

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Speaker 2: them weekly visits.

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Speaker 5: I just thought that there would be a greater chance

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Speaker 5: that you would see them before.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, oh really?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And what are I doing the meantime with these boxes?

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Speaker 2: I thought that you would put them in storage in

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Speaker 2: the half we're we're in the house.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that you have an extra room, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Right, if there's stuff in there already. I got up

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Speaker 2: there and I was gonna build a plane up there,

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Speaker 2: all right, a plane. Yeah, I'm building a plant. My plane.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna I got in order. I'm gonna be coming

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Speaker 2: in a plane. I'm gonna be building up there next time.

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Speaker 2: Don't do anything unless you talk to us, unless you

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Speaker 2: want to take a trip out there when you can

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Speaker 2: make it. That's it. Oh know that? Than that, don't

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Speaker 2: don't do anything without us knowing about it. That's all

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you. Because the easiest thing is to send

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Speaker 2: them a gifts it to forget a check, money that

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Speaker 2: they could put in the bank that they would have

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Speaker 2: more use for than these freaking bikes. And when they

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Speaker 2: got bikes already, and they got toys, and they got this,

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Speaker 2: and they got that.

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Speaker 5: It says each box is seventy five by sixty three.

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Speaker 2: Wait, how many inches?

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Speaker 5: Seventy five by sixty three?

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Speaker 2: Seventy five inches is six foot by how wise sixty

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Speaker 2: three sixty three six feet by five feet?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess a little bigger than I thought.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, three of them that side. And I shouldn't be angry.

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Speaker 2: I don't even think I could fit him in my

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Speaker 2: truck to take him out there all on one shot.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know I should take I should do

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Speaker 2: the right thing, because I don't want to do the

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Speaker 2: right thing. You call us and we'll tell you what

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Speaker 2: to do.

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Speaker 5: But I know them Christmas presents.

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Speaker 2: You don't know what. I'm nothing. You could have give

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Speaker 2: him a gift.

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Speaker 5: I gave him a gift. He's a gift.

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Speaker 2: He's a gifts. How are you gonna get him out there?

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Speaker 5: I don't know?

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Speaker 2: Are you are you want to be available to take

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Speaker 2: him out there? But I want to know, are you

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Speaker 2: want to be able to make arrangements to get them

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Speaker 2: out there?

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Speaker 5: I'm never out there? You're out there?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, So I'm the one that's gonna be

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Speaker 2: the delivery guy. Out there without you out there? Right,

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Speaker 2: that's the way it's gonna be. And I gotta make

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Speaker 2: a trip with mommy. I can't even know if they

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Speaker 2: fit my truck. I'm not gonna get him out there.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: He listen to me carefully. The best gifts are gift

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Speaker 2: certificates on money in an envelope.

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Speaker 5: That's it. But you're boring and so pleasing.

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Speaker 2: So boring, all right, So this is more exciting now, right?

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Speaker 5: It is exciting.

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Speaker 2: Well, then you figure out how to get him out there.

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Speaker 2: How's that? All right? I won't see how exciting. Then

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Speaker 2: we'll see how exciting it is.

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Speaker 5: I don't have time to go out.

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Speaker 2: Well, so now i'm the one that's I'm the one

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Speaker 2: that's to take the trip out there with six, with

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Speaker 2: these three big bikes out there, I gotta figure out

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Speaker 2: how to get them out there. Tell me what's right

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Speaker 2: or what's wrong?

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Speaker 1: When I all, I know when you went to go

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Speaker 1: visit them, I was in Florida, so we were I

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Speaker 1: supposed to say, you're supposed to ask us, Minnie that

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Speaker 1: I could buy them toys.

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Speaker 2: Toys that ain't a toy, that's a bike.

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Speaker 5: But it gives them exercise. Always that they're gonna better

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Speaker 5: than a toy, don't right?

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Speaker 2: What if they got bikes?

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Speaker 5: But these are these are nice bikes.

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Speaker 1: These are like cop car bikes.

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Speaker 2: Anthony.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, That's all I'm saying. It's just.

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Speaker 1: A thing.

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Speaker 2: You know what, you did, the wrong thing? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 2: Mommie would have wrapped the present. They would have had

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Speaker 2: something that they were gonna wrap these boxes. You ain't

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Speaker 2: wrapping these boxes.

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Speaker 5: I thought, mommy, I thought you and Mommie would wrap

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Speaker 5: the boxes. How am I gonna wrap them?

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Speaker 2: Anthony? Six by five? I'm gonna wrap boxes like that.

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Speaker 5: Only I'm picturing is the look on their face because

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Speaker 5: they're three and four years old and they want to

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Speaker 5: open size.

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Speaker 2: You're not even going to be there to see it.

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Speaker 2: So what's the difference? What the hell is the difference?

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Speaker 1: So now?

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Speaker 2: What? So?

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Speaker 5: Now? I mean, I can't put a stop to it.

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Speaker 5: They're on their way.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, No, Mommy, well, mommy and my toe. Mommy,

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Speaker 2: you already what'd you say? You don't know she's getting nails?

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Speaker 1: Do?

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Speaker 2: She says? I don't know.

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Speaker 5: We have two empty rooms in that house.

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Speaker 2: You know what Anthony, you forget about it. I don't

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Speaker 2: want to talk about it no more. Goodbye?

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Speaker 1: But you why you sound were you making it sound

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Speaker 1: like it's a big production?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well well then then you then you figure out

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Speaker 2: how to run though. U haul fucking take him out there?

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Speaker 2: How's that? All right? Now? I will let me ask you.

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Speaker 2: Is it a big production? Anthony? All right? I thought

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Speaker 2: the answer my question? Is it a big production? Right?

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Speaker 2: The you haul and take him out there if you

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Speaker 2: have to. I'm done with the conversation. Goodbye.

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Speaker 5: All right. Well, in the meantime, you've been toll tapped.

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Speaker 5: Will you laugh for me? Please?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Laugh? Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna break your head

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Speaker 2: when I see it. That's what I'm gonna choke. Mommy's

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Speaker 2: saying you should have phone tapping you, and I says,

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Speaker 2: why would he full tap me? I says, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean? He he sounded serious about it.

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Speaker 5: Well, the bikes are really coming. I got news for you.

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Speaker 5: That's not a joke.

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Speaker 2: So I just onnounced double where me here? Right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You bull tap me? And I got to deal with

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Speaker 2: these three bikes that you sent it all the round.

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Speaker 1: The elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 5: all party space The

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