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Speaker 1: Ladies and jennermen, boys and girls, truck drivers, Uber Pepsi Coke, Coton,

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Speaker 1: Mount Due, Dodor Pepper, Sprite, post Office ups, fed Ex,

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Speaker 1: d h L. If you drive a car, if you

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Speaker 1: ride a horse, if you're me riding in on the bus.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Steve hard Morning Show. Grateful, grateful, grateful.

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Speaker 1: So watching the show called bring uh something Amish? What

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Speaker 1: was it us? The show about the armish that uh

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Speaker 1: the little kids that boycott being armish. Oh, and then

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Speaker 1: they leave, they leave, and then they try to come

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Speaker 1: back sometime, and we ain't no coming back. I want

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Speaker 1: you to have yourself a smartphone. It's kind of hard

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Speaker 1: to go back. I'm just tell you that right now.

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Speaker 1: It ain't a whole lot of them going back. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who. Why I don't watch no more TV.

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Speaker 1: God sitting up in the here lighting all these candles

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Speaker 1: and everything. Mama, everybody else got cable. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Water Show. Why you like this? He was

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Speaker 1: born this way? Man? Because like I'm in a religion,

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Speaker 1: like you know, I have my own faith, but I

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Speaker 1: like if I had to switch faiths for some reason

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Speaker 1: and I had to like a hypothetical like and I was,

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Speaker 1: I'll build your whole witness for I be homish. I'll

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Speaker 1: come up back. I'll be over there ringing doughbells on

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Speaker 1: Saturday morning. I see y'all, Hey over that door, I'll

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Speaker 1: be over there. I'm not even knocking on the door.

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Speaker 1: I'm knocking on the window because that's what it had

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Speaker 1: anyway behind the count. Hey, put up on your knees.

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Speaker 1: I see you. Come on out here, Come on, come

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Speaker 1: on out here. Please do you have anything? I see

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Speaker 1: a shadow, I see a shadow. Open this. Don't get

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Speaker 1: it over with its Saturday. I got another houses to

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Speaker 1: get to get it over with. Junior has a question

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Speaker 1: for you, sir, Wait a minute. So so if you joke,

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Speaker 1: it ain't no high siding on you. You ain't playing

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Speaker 1: this after You're gonna You're gonna get somebody to flit

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Speaker 1: you in. You're gonna do the ship. But I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do that because I can't be HOI I'm not finna

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Speaker 1: do it. I'm nothing to I'm not feeling, not have electricity.

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Speaker 1: I'm not feeling being here calling me Caleb. I'm not

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Speaker 1: feel the wedding. Ask my mama, mad I'm not doing this.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to the store. I'm not making no more butter.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm going to the stove. Sitting in here killing

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Speaker 1: all these animals, waiting on them to cue. They're sitting

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Speaker 1: baking down here. Returned. It's dark outside. It's hot out here.

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Speaker 1: Everybody got our air conditioner, We got this window up.

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Speaker 1: It's hot. You need help, you really do. We can't

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Speaker 1: go to a family reunion card, We can't ride a

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Speaker 1: Bugget at far Man, everybody else in the car. We

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Speaker 1: coming buy a horse now. We missed the whole family

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Speaker 1: reunion car. We didn't get to took up four day's

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Speaker 1: coming up at thirty two minutes after the hours. We'll

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Speaker 1: hear from the pastors. They have a word for it.

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Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.