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Speaker 1: Wake up, Wake up, Wake up. It's Thursday, baby, It's Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Get your butt out of bed. It's time to get

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Speaker 1: it cracking up in here. It is Thursday morning and

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Speaker 1: you are listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Holding

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Speaker 1: it down is the one and only me. If you

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Speaker 1: tie me and Shirley Strawberry, Califarrell Mississippi Mantica, Junior Kia

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Speaker 1: Junior Boys Space. This show right here is dedicated to

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Speaker 1: all of the people that work at the drive through

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Speaker 1: that's tripping on the napkins and the ketchup. The people

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Speaker 1: right there that's tripping on the napkins and the ketchup

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Speaker 1: that don't want to give us no extra napkins or ketchup,

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Speaker 1: but it's up with show. What is the deal. You

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Speaker 1: don't own the ketchup, nor do you own the napkins.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying you do not own all that. So

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Speaker 1: when we ask for some extra ketchup, quit giving us two. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's eighty surprising there. We need more than two packages.

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Speaker 1: A ketchup right there is.

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Speaker 2: Not a ketchup on napkins shortages. You know, it's not ripping.

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Speaker 1: Trip wipe our hands so we won't then I get

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Speaker 1: a couple of more napkins and then gonna hand out too.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, a couple of being a handful, that's

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Speaker 1: what that means. You know what that means? Past the napkins,

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Speaker 1: that's all.

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Speaker 2: A couple is too. A few that's too as well. Right, okay,

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Speaker 2: what is some more? Give me some more nappis? What

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Speaker 2: is that? You just sit there until you get your

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Speaker 2: desired amount?

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Speaker 1: You got the line you got, especially if you're fin

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Speaker 1: to be on the road for a couple of hours, Like, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I need some more napkins and yeah, I'm eating and

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Speaker 1: driving at the same time.

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Speaker 3: Come on, now you're like you Tom, because that is

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Speaker 3: an issue we have to address. We do, because I'm

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Speaker 3: trying to asking for more ketchup. But how come y'all

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Speaker 3: can't never hear any drive through As soon as I

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Speaker 3: asked for more, you say, hold on and you get

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Speaker 3: back on your speaker and talk to the car behind me.

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Speaker 1: I'm here now, you're right, deal with them when they

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Speaker 1: get up here, right now, right now.

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Speaker 3: I need some more napkins and some more ketchup. That's

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Speaker 3: what I need.

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Speaker 1: Yep. Matter of fact, y'all need to start being specific. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I need ten napkins and seven catch ups. That's what

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Speaker 1: I need. You're gonna have to start being specific about

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Speaker 1: what you want. Give me ten napkins the employee, So

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Speaker 1: I say seven, yeah, seven.

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Speaker 2: You think they have attitudes?

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Speaker 1: Now count out seven napkins? Please thank you? All right?

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Speaker 2: Or shout out so good morning Chick fil A will say,

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Speaker 2: my pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Them the nicest people in the world. Right there, man, sir,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing any day? Welcome to Chick fil A.

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Speaker 1: How can we help you? Oh my god, I love it.

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Speaker 3: I love that. I love my pleasure.

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Speaker 1: I never I'll never get married again. But if I

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Speaker 1: ever supposed to get married again, she would have to

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Speaker 1: have worked at Chick fil A. I want somebody with

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Speaker 1: that attitude right there. First of all, a right, all right?

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Speaker 1: Really has spoken?

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Speaker 2: Shot my guitar of your mess?

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Speaker 1: You don't know that's my baby.

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Speaker 2: Can happen?

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Speaker 1: It didn't happen, though it could happen. My baby. Ain't

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Speaker 1: leaven me, Lord, No, I will fall apart.

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Speaker 2: Remember that episode of Martin when he told Gina get

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Speaker 2: to step in this ship way.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait, And if you step up my oos ooh,

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Speaker 1: I can't do no of these kids. Lord, don't leave.

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Speaker 2: Me, all right, all right, guys, coming up at thirty

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Speaker 2: two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew

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Speaker 2: as he runs that prank back right after this. Never

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Speaker 2: You're listening, Hard Morning Show