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Speaker 1: Today if up by calling a nice guy a pervert.

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Speaker 2: But if he's a nice guy, how can he be

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Speaker 2: a pervert? Or is he one of those like I'm

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Speaker 2: a nice guy, nice guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm so nice that I'll terrorize you, so nice that

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Speaker 1: I'm an in cell. That's right, Yeah, only the nicest

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Speaker 1: of men become in cells.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Everyone else is voluntarily celibates, so me, I am involuntary.

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Speaker 1: This happened yesterday. I, thirty one female, was in a

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Speaker 1: grocery store parking lot after doing some shopping, and I

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Speaker 1: was starting to put away my bags away to my

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Speaker 1: car as one does.

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Speaker 2: As one does. That sounds like a regularly, regularly scheduled

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Speaker 2: groceries shopping.

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Speaker 1: And nothing, Nothing's going to go wrong, It's fine. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I had one earphone in and was really focused on

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Speaker 1: the conversation happening. And one of my favorite podcasts, is

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Speaker 1: It ok is it the okop shows? You know there

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Speaker 1: is actually no other podcast is This is the first

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Speaker 1: and only podcast except ever created. As I was finishing up,

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Speaker 1: I noticed some guy on a bicycle heading in my direction.

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Speaker 1: He looked up at me and said, nice breasts. Damn well,

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Speaker 1: why don't you. Why don't you tell me what you

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Speaker 1: really think? Buddy?

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Speaker 2: Like, wait, this is op a man, a woman, a woman,

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Speaker 2: thirty one, female thirty one.

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Speaker 1: Another blot twist? What breasts do you speak of? He

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Speaker 1: yelled us as he rode past me, smiling like a

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Speaker 1: fricking animal. My god heard a cat call him. But

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Speaker 1: this is just like it's like a It's just like

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Speaker 1: so straight to the point, you know, just like it's

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Speaker 1: not like, ooh, mommy, you'll you'll doose titties look as

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Speaker 1: fine as a medlane on a Sunday afternoon. It's like, nice, breasts,

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Speaker 1: let me enter your vagina, Yeah, let me do it.

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Speaker 1: At least like if you're gonna be terrible and cat

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Speaker 1: call someone, at least make it like poetry.

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Speaker 2: You know this.

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Speaker 1: I actually had a friend who used to do I

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Speaker 1: can't remember what the exact style of poem is called,

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Speaker 1: but like the first letter spells out like a message,

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Speaker 1: so he would he would like do this whole like

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Speaker 1: Shakespearean sonically. He's like all into like poetry and sonics

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Speaker 1: and shit. But it would spell out like like uh,

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Speaker 1: let's make out or something like that.

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Speaker 2: And he gave it to you, and she would send it,

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Speaker 2: and he gave it to you, and then John and

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Speaker 2: him made out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Now I was caught really off guard by this,

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Speaker 1: so I yelled back, your disgusting perv got him. He

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Speaker 1: glanced back at me with a really confused look and

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Speaker 1: mumbled something like what the hell. I realized about three

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Speaker 1: seconds later what he actually said was a nice dress.

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Speaker 2: It's still kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: I was. I was wearing a long, colorful Maxi dress

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Speaker 1: that really stood out. I immediately felt like an idiot,

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Speaker 1: and I still cringe just thinking about it. Oops. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: bye guy.

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Speaker 2: Bite guy was just trying to comment on your fashion.

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Speaker 2: You know it's looking good. Look at you.

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Speaker 1: She was listening to okop. She was so.

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Speaker 2: Enthralled that she couldn't afford to uh have her at pension.

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Speaker 1: We couldn't pull away, she couldn't pull away. And there's

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Speaker 1: a final edit. Wow, so many people missing the point here.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he was a creep for giving me

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Speaker 1: a compliment. I misheard what he said. That was the

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Speaker 1: whole point of the post. Laugh my big fat ass

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Speaker 1: off Bam