1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,640 Speaker 1: Jubile Phone taps are brought to you by bud Light. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 1: Bud Light the perfect beer for whatever happens, an official 3 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:11,040 Speaker 1: beer partner of your Seattle Seahawks in the morning. Hello 4 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: what Xbox One presents the twelve phone Taps of Christmas 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:21,920 Speaker 1: Number ten? Hello? Yeah, Hi, this is Christian. I'm calling 6 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: from Party and Display. I was looking for an Alison. 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: This Alison. Hi, Allison. Listen. I know that it's the 8 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: night before Halloween, but there's been a huge mistake with 9 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: your costume rental, so we're gonna need you to return it. 10 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I've got everything, 11 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 1: it's in the bag. No, I don't know what would 12 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: be hard to understand. I said that we need the 13 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:51,560 Speaker 1: costume rental back. Okay, Um, First of all, I don't 14 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: appreciate the attitude. And second, I'll return it on Saturday. 15 00:00:55,600 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'll return it after Halloween. No, you won't. 16 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 1: I just said that we need the costume back. Why 17 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 1: do you need it back? You're rid of the snow 18 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: white costume, right right? Yeah? Well there had my hair 19 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:12,039 Speaker 1: trimmed and colored to look just like hers, so I 20 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: am wearing that costume. M well that was stupid, first 21 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 1: of all, because it comes with the wig. Secondly, well, 22 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: I like to you use my own hair thank you? 23 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 1: Yeah you would, Oh my god, what is your problem? Listen? 24 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: You can come and exchange it and I'll hook you 25 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,680 Speaker 1: up with like a fascy winch or whatever, and then 26 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: your stupid haircut would still work with it. I mean, 27 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 1: look is your problem and why can't you get it 28 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: through your head. I'm not returning it, and your attitude sucks. 29 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,399 Speaker 1: The problem is you're ruining my people that way. The 30 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: problem is you're ruining my Halloween. That's the problem. Okay, 31 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: why did you want to? Yes? I did, if you, 32 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: if you must know, that was my costume. Okay, I 33 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 1: put it on reserve, but the idiots that I work 34 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: with put it on the wrong rack. And now you 35 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 1: have it. Wait a minute, you want to wear the 36 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: snow white cobsume? Are you deaf? Like? That's what I said? Now, 37 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 1: like twice, you're so works us about it. This is awesome? Yeah? 38 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 1: How is this awesome? Okay? You have my Halloween costume. 39 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: That's not awesome in my book. No, no, sweetheart, I 40 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: have my Halloween costume. Sweetheart, don't you ever call me sweetheart. 41 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 1: You don't know me well enough. Yeah, insane. Then you 42 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: are a grown man and you're just upset about not 43 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: being snow Why of course, I'm you're ruining my halloween. Well, 44 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 1: you've just made mine, don't you. Are you seriously gonna 45 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 1: sit there and laugh at me? Okay? What if I 46 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: had taken your costume and you didn't have anything to wear? 47 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: You know what I dude, you work in a halloween store. 48 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: I don't care what goes on behind you know, closed doors? Yeah, 49 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: but that Listen to me, what do you want to be? 50 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 1: I got my cowsume, I got my hair, did my 51 00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:00,239 Speaker 1: Lousbin's arming, and that's you don't give it? You with me? 52 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 1: You are such a bitch. Oh look at the bitch. Listen, 53 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 1: you're a grown ass man. That's the only snow white 54 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,519 Speaker 1: costume we have in the store, and it was supposed 55 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: to be mine. You're like stealing right now, as you know, 56 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: this conversation is over, and I'm pretty sure I'm going 57 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 1: to talk to your boss and you're gonna get fired. 58 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: Christian gets what Christian wants, and Christian wants to be 59 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: forgive me your name. Thank you for giving me your 60 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,679 Speaker 1: name Christian. Yes, and I want to I'm gonna want 61 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: to get a new job. Listen, can you even fit 62 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: into the costume? You did not just say that to me? Yeah, 63 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 1: I did. You know why? Because you sound like a gourd. 64 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 1: You calling me a gourd. Yeah, you don't call a 65 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: customer and mistreat them and insult them. I'm just saying, 66 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 1: I don't even know what I don't even know what 67 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: a goard is, but it couldn't fit into a snow 68 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: white costume. I'm pretty sure you are so fired. You 69 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: are so fired. I cannot wait to talk to your 70 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: manager and tell him everything you'd said to me. You know, 71 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: I actually, after listening to you talk a little more, 72 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: I changed my mind. You don't sound like a guard 73 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: I think you're gonna get out of this situation you 74 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: put yourself in. No, I was just gonna say, you 75 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 1: sound more just like straight up cholesterol, Just like a 76 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: big ball of cholesterol trying to fit inside of a 77 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,160 Speaker 1: coll Oh my god, you know what, You're such an 78 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,919 Speaker 1: I'll let you know, you little so I'm gonna size four. 79 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,279 Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up this phone. I'm gonna come down 80 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 1: to the costume store and I'm gonna shove my up 81 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:34,040 Speaker 1: your Oh you might like it, Yeah, you're It sounds 82 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,160 Speaker 1: like you and I got off to the wrong foot 83 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:40,719 Speaker 1: and we should be better friends. Oh you know what, 84 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 1: I'm so done with you, dude. We could be good 85 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 1: friends because I'm not even calling from the costume store. Actually, 86 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: I don't give it. Where are you calling me? Called me? 87 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: You should because this is the whole thing is a 88 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: prank phone call. Oh bull no, no, bulls, I'm serious. 89 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: Don't play me. I know this is the and you're 90 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: gonna get fired. Oh it's really, it's not real, I promise. 91 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: Oh really, I'm coming down there right now. I'm not 92 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: trying to play it off. This is actually jewel from 93 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two 94 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. So now 95 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,599 Speaker 1: now you want me to call your manager. No, you'll 96 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 1: call on your manager. No, this is actually jewel from 97 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two 98 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Your sister 99 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: Wendy set you up, are you s Yeah, she told 100 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: me that you wanted to mess with you for Halloween. 101 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:34,599 Speaker 1: So oh my god, oh my god. I was ready 102 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,720 Speaker 1: to I'm having a heart attack right now. Seriously, though, 103 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: I would like to borrow your snow white costume. Yeah, 104 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:44,839 Speaker 1: that ain't gonna happen. 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