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Speaker 1: It's another jubil the twenties five. Hello is this mister?

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Speaker 1: How are you? This is Bob McFarlane. I'm your daughter,

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Speaker 1: Jalen's social studies teacher. Yes, I do need to talk

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Speaker 1: to you about her, if you have a few minutes,

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Speaker 1: I do. Is this something wrong? Um? Well no, I

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Speaker 1: was going over my records and I'd noticed that your

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Speaker 1: daughter recently turned eighteen. I just need to ask is

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Speaker 1: she dating anyone? Why is she like screwing up in

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Speaker 1: school or something like that. No, no, no no, nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with that. I was asking more because I'm interested.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait a second, you're telling me you're interested in

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Speaker 1: my eighteen year old daughter. You got some nerve, palve.

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Speaker 1: I know it's awkward. I know that way more than awkward.

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Speaker 1: It's like I'm going to come down there and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna talk to your boss. Well no, no, now, let's

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Speaker 1: talk about this first before you jump to any conclusions.

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Speaker 1: She's a joy to having class, and out of respect

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Speaker 1: for you, I wanted to approach you first. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you can understand that. No, I sure can't understand you. Crazy.

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Speaker 1: I am going to call up the school board. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have you fired. I'm gonna have you run out

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Speaker 1: of town. You will never teach in Seattle ever again.

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Speaker 1: Think about it logically for a second. I know this

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Speaker 1: is kind of shocking to you, but you know, would

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Speaker 1: you rather her date these immature boys in class that

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Speaker 1: are just playing grab ass all day? Or would you

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Speaker 1: rather her date a real man, you know, someone who

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Speaker 1: knows the way that love works like I do. Look,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have nothing. You're gonna have no job, You're

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Speaker 1: gonna have no family, You're gonna have no place to live,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna come after you with a damn baseball

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Speaker 1: bat if I have to, because you are not touching

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Speaker 1: my daughter. If you got to know me, I think

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Speaker 1: you'd see that I'm not a partier and I'm not

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Speaker 1: a bad guy. I enjoy watching the History Channel. I

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Speaker 1: like a nice cigar from time to time. You know,

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Speaker 1: a good book. Okay, what you enjoy, You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: be dealing it with my daughter or the house will

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Speaker 1: not be Before you jump to any of these conclusions

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Speaker 1: or go too far, why don't we just have a

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Speaker 1: trial run so you can see what I'm all out

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Speaker 1: and know that I'm not a bad guy. Let's go

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Speaker 1: on don't we have a trial, I kick your ass.

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Speaker 1: How about we go on a double date? Not way

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Speaker 1: you can see how out of your mind. I don't

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Speaker 1: know where the hell you came from, but I am

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Speaker 1: not going to double date your wife White. My daughter's

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Speaker 1: high school teacher dinner in a movie, my treat. Now

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Speaker 1: there's now. Now you know that she's eighteen, right, I

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Speaker 1: know she's eighteen. I was at her party palace. And

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Speaker 1: she can make her own decisions now as an adult.

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Speaker 1: And you don't see the way that she looks at

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Speaker 1: me in class. She makes her own decisions, except as

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Speaker 1: long as she lives in my house, she makes my decisions.

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Speaker 1: You are not touching my daughter, you're not seeing her,

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Speaker 1: you're not going to teach her, and you're certainly not

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Speaker 1: going to date her. That's interesting because I was just

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Speaker 1: getting done grading some papers and it looks like Jalen

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Speaker 1: unfortunately got an F on her last report. If you

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Speaker 1: do this, I am going to take you to court.

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Speaker 1: I ain't going to make sure that you never teach again.

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Speaker 1: Do you care to maybe change your answer and I

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Speaker 1: could change hers. I'm go get in my car and

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Speaker 1: the drive down there. I'm going to see principle, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna streeting this thing out once and for all,

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna be out on your ass. Listen, before

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Speaker 1: you go talk to the principal, can you just give

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Speaker 1: it a few days, because he's had his eye on

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Speaker 1: her two and I wanted to make sure that I

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Speaker 1: asked her out first. Real how are you? This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you,

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Speaker 1: your daughter, Jalen, set you up? What do you mean

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Speaker 1: to set me up? She like, like, got you guys

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Speaker 1: to call me? Or what are she like actually doing

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Speaker 1: what you're telling me. No, it's a joke. It's a

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Speaker 1: radio station. We do prank phone calls. She emailed us. Oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Well, the joke's on her. You can

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Speaker 1: tell her she's grounded for a month. Use your radio

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Speaker 1: station for that five