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Speaker 1: another Jubilant on the twenties. I'm moving ninety two five.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling. This is Megan. How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? Yeah? Can I speak with a manager please?

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Speaker 1: I'm a store manager. What can I do for you? Oh? Seriously?

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Speaker 1: The star manager? Congratulations? Okay, thanks. Yeah. My name is

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Speaker 1: Christian and I was in your story the other day

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Speaker 1: and I want to lodge a complaint. Oh okay, Well

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Speaker 1: is that okay with you? Megan? H yeah, please tell

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Speaker 1: me what happened. Yeah, okay, so you probably noticed me.

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Speaker 1: I was the tall blonde walking around. Um, okay, go on, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you don't remember, well, I mean we have a

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Speaker 1: we have a lot of different shoppers. Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you can Okay, fine, whatever. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I was slumming it, so I figured i'd take a

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Speaker 1: break from the normal places I shop and go into

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Speaker 1: your store and excuse me. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you

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Speaker 1: heard me, sir. I would really appreciate if you didn't

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Speaker 1: swear at me. I am just trying to help you

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Speaker 1: out with your complaints. Oh yeah, and you're doing such

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Speaker 1: a great job. I didn't swear at you. I just

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Speaker 1: called your store to relax. So anyway, I was in

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Speaker 1: your dressing room to try on some clothes. And by

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Speaker 1: the way, those dressing rooms are like a jail cell.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm supposed to be trying on

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Speaker 1: clothes or trying on depression. It's so sad in there. Okay, Well, like,

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Speaker 1: have you ever heard of cleaning up at all? I

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Speaker 1: assure you we certainly keep the store clean. It's like

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Speaker 1: I went into a clothing store. I didn't go into

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Speaker 1: bacteria mart. Clean your dressing rooms a little bit, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you to stop speaking to

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Speaker 1: me like that or I will have to terminate this call.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just being honest with you, all right,

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Speaker 1: So what can I help you with? The point is

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Speaker 1: I was trying on clothes. By the way, that I

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Speaker 1: mentioned the dressing rooms, Yes, sir, you told me about

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Speaker 1: the dressing rooms. Please continue. Anyway, I was trying on

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Speaker 1: some clothes and nothing was fitting, so I asked one

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Speaker 1: of your little minions to go get me another size

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Speaker 1: one of my minions. Yes, okay, sure you know who

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Speaker 1: they are. And did they get you another size? Yes?

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Speaker 1: They did, and every time they came back, they came

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Speaker 1: back with a bigger size. Is that what you asked for? No,

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Speaker 1: they were basically telling me that I'm fat and I

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Speaker 1: am not, sir. No one is intentionally trying to make

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Speaker 1: you feel fat or like you need a larger size.

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Speaker 1: They were simply trying to give you the best service

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Speaker 1: possible whatever. Seriously, what as I knew exactly what they

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Speaker 1: were trying to do because they were jealous. Like as

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Speaker 1: soon as I walked in there, I saw them look

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Speaker 1: at me and their jaw dropped and they were so mad.

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Speaker 1: They were so mad because you are so good looking. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's what you're saying. Yes, it's something I've had to

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Speaker 1: deal with my whole life, and the last place I

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Speaker 1: expected to get it was your store. Oh, sir, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. That must be a really terrible curse. You

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Speaker 1: must have problems in every other store you go to.

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Speaker 1: Am I picking up on sarcasm in your voice because

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Speaker 1: I don't think appreciate it at all? And I don't

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Speaker 1: appreciate your tone, and you're cursing at me, sir, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my complaint hurt, but you're not

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Speaker 1: even listening to me. We're not talking about me right now,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about your employees. Do not refer to my

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Speaker 1: employees that way? Would you rather me call them dumbasses?

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Speaker 1: You know what, sir, I'm done talking to you, and

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Speaker 1: I know you're not You're not. No, you're not. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Christian wants to make a complaint, and Christian gets what

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Speaker 1: Christian wants, and I want to finish my complaint. Well,

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Speaker 1: what Megan wants is for Christian to not come shop

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Speaker 1: in her store anymore. Well, Megan is not going to

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Speaker 1: get that. You know why, because you do have some

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Speaker 1: cute pants every once in a while. Well, those cute

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Speaker 1: pants probably don't come in your size anyway. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you serious? I'm serious, and please

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Speaker 1: do not come back to my store. You are not

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Speaker 1: about all right? Fine? Well, you know what, You're gonna

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Speaker 1: get a lawsuit from me? Oh really? What are you

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Speaker 1: going to sue us about everything? I'm going to see

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Speaker 1: you about everything. You're going to sue me about everything? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all of it. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm seeing what

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Speaker 1: all of it. All of what it. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: sue you for all of it and everything. You're making

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Speaker 1: no sense seriously. Okay, fine, then maybe this makes sense.

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Speaker 1: This is a prank phone call. Excuse me. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like a total joke or whatever. I don't understand. What's

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Speaker 1: a joke. This is actually Jewel from Brick and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: friend Kelly set you up. What are you kidding? No,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Oh. She says that you get a

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Speaker 1: lot of weird complaints in the store and wanted me

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Speaker 1: to screw with you. Seriously awful A great. Now I'm

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Speaker 1: going to see you for that too. I'm suing you

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Speaker 1: for it and everything and calling its awful. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you'll be hearing from my lawyer. But until then, have

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Speaker 1: a good day. Okay, Oh my god, you two okay whatever?

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