WEBVTT - Ep. 45: Ol’ Walter Vs. Sasquatch

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<v Speaker 1>I love fishing, and I want to share my interest

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<v Speaker 1>with that is, but I also don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>a d bag about it. Step one, insert your favorite

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<v Speaker 1>and tasty as bait into our copper protected spring bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>He started asking me about sasquatch and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is really strange. I've heard there's Assenko shortage,

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<v Speaker 1>so all those people probably none of them had a

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<v Speaker 1>foreign troop bier Senko, Good morning to generate anglers. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to Bend, the fishing podcast that's connected by contradictions, nourished

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<v Speaker 1>by non sequiturs, booied by buffoonery, and flourishes on flotsam.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Joe SURMELI mild wealthy, and I can't believe Joe

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<v Speaker 1>actually read that intro. You know, I really should have

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<v Speaker 1>vetted that before we started recording, but I was busy

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<v Speaker 1>this morning. Oh well, now you know, and knowing is

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<v Speaker 1>half the bat battle literations aside, this episode really is

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<v Speaker 1>like a hodgepodge of oddities, much like what you might

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<v Speaker 1>find lodged in the rocks and logs and weed beds

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<v Speaker 1>if you did some snorkeling at your local lakes this summer,

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<v Speaker 1>which I recommend if you've never done that. And it

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<v Speaker 1>got me thinking about a conversation that that we've had

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<v Speaker 1>on and off over the past year between the two

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<v Speaker 1>of us and and also with our buddy Ryan Callahan,

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<v Speaker 1>about the things we throw in the water. And when

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<v Speaker 1>I say we, I don't mean I don't mean the collective, we,

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<v Speaker 1>the the editorial we. I'm not talking about society in

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<v Speaker 1>general and pollution. I'm I mean you and me, anglers,

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<v Speaker 1>people who fish. We got we got this email recently

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<v Speaker 1>from a listener named Jason Keller, who sent us photos

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<v Speaker 1>of a chunk of tire. Rubber tire, yeah, stomach yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think Jason summed up the situation pretty eloquently

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<v Speaker 1>in his message. He out while I was both surprised

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<v Speaker 1>and slightly disturbed to find what appeared to be a

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<v Speaker 1>rubber tire inside a lake trout stomach, it dawned on

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<v Speaker 1>me that I have spent literally my entire life attempting

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<v Speaker 1>to force feed numerous types of aquatic animals every kind

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<v Speaker 1>of plastic, metal or rubber bait that I could think of.

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<v Speaker 1>I could not even begin to count how many plastic

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<v Speaker 1>imitation eggs, swim baits, twister tails, flukes, or other various

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<v Speaker 1>types of imitation bait I have left snagged in the

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<v Speaker 1>rocks or broken off in some fish's mouth. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I you know, I think that's a perspective that

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<v Speaker 1>anglers we just don't often think about. And I know,

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<v Speaker 1>for me personally, right if I break off on a

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<v Speaker 1>rock pile or whatever, my first thought is just like, God,

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<v Speaker 1>damn it, that was a perfectly good paddle tail. And

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<v Speaker 1>inevitably it's like I've only got two left in bone white,

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<v Speaker 1>which is all that's working today, and it's it's very selfish,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a very selfish reaction. Um, but I rarely give

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<v Speaker 1>much ought to what happens to those rigs once once

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<v Speaker 1>I break them off. I'm just being completely honest, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's what we've been discussing. That's that's what this

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<v Speaker 1>is all about, right, And I'll say this, even if

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<v Speaker 1>even if I've got a ton of say I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of whatever, but I've got a ton of

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<v Speaker 1>the bone white battle tails that are working and I

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<v Speaker 1>break one off, I'm still annoyed. But I'm annoyed that

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<v Speaker 1>now I have to spend valuable time that I could

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<v Speaker 1>be fishing on re rigging. I'm not thinking about the

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<v Speaker 1>thing that that is now sitting at the bottom of

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<v Speaker 1>the lake. Yes, no, you're exactly right. And we've had

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<v Speaker 1>multiple conversations on this show about removing lures in line

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<v Speaker 1>from trees. Um. We've even talked about there was the

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<v Speaker 1>kid in in Vegas who's got his own like a

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<v Speaker 1>little cottage industry going harvesting the fruits of other anglers,

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<v Speaker 1>misfortunately laziness. Um. But we really haven't gone into the depths,

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<v Speaker 1>so to speak, you know, and for good reason, I think, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because because in many ways this is like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>like one of those dirty little secrets for anglers who

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<v Speaker 1>care about conservation, that the thing that we want to

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<v Speaker 1>hide and don't want to think of, right, Like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's a grown up version of whatever illicit things used

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<v Speaker 1>to have hidden under your mattress or at the back

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<v Speaker 1>of your closet when you were a teenager. Right yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the kids, the kids, they just have to

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<v Speaker 1>worry about what's in their browser history, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. It's which is which is a shame because like,

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<v Speaker 1>like our sons are not gonna hide anything under the radiator,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, in their room. They might,

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<v Speaker 1>but it might be different things. I don't know. But

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<v Speaker 1>and those kids, you're the browser history things true, But

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<v Speaker 1>I would venture to guess that those kids today are

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<v Speaker 1>probably just as worried about getting found out even digitally,

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<v Speaker 1>we were. So so I'm gonna I'm gonna stick with

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<v Speaker 1>my analogy. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say shame is universal,

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<v Speaker 1>and as we get older, the things that shame us,

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<v Speaker 1>they just shift, don't go away. We're still we're still

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<v Speaker 1>dealing with it. I'm I will admit I'm the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm that guy who usually picks up at least a

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<v Speaker 1>few pieces of trash when I go fishing, like like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>here's a can and a bottle in some plastic, and

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<v Speaker 1>I get to feel all proud of myself about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But only I only get to do that, that that

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<v Speaker 1>high and mighty thing, because I can't see all the

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<v Speaker 1>trash that I personally leave behind, because my litter is underwater.

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<v Speaker 1>It's out of sight, out of mind. So I can

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<v Speaker 1>like hold my little old half rotten can and be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a great person, but I'm still leaving all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of unnatural materials where they don't belong and as they

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<v Speaker 1>get older, I'm thinking more and more about that. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what. We'll take a quick pause from from

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<v Speaker 1>from your little trip down Shame Lane. Okay, to remind

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<v Speaker 1>all of you that this podcast is fully outfitted by

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen fishing makers of fine rods, reels and tackle. Indeed,

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<v Speaker 1>indeed it is and and one of the ways bringing

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<v Speaker 1>this back. One of the ways I tried to avoid

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<v Speaker 1>that shame lately is by fishing their jabber Jah square

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<v Speaker 1>bill crank bits. In addition to being very loud and noisy,

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<v Speaker 1>which is cool, another benefit of the square bill design

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<v Speaker 1>is that it deflects off the stumps and rocks and

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<v Speaker 1>logs another cover, so you can you can wrote where

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<v Speaker 1>the fish are with less chance of getting snagged. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been hitting up a few of the secret lakes here lately,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can report the Smalley's approve. Yeah. Like, to

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, I've never been like a huge crank baits guy,

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<v Speaker 1>but those are good. I like those. And best of all,

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<v Speaker 1>even if you do break one off, okay, you won't

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<v Speaker 1>also break the bank replacing it. So even if you

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<v Speaker 1>share miles personal issues with losing lures, you only have

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with with one layer of self hatred. Self

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<v Speaker 1>self hatred might be a little extreme. I'm not like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not like carrying a leather strap with me and

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<v Speaker 1>and marking my back with self lash switch. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about thinking about all of this right, thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>this stuff, it hasn't stopped me from fishing, right, it hasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like I'm like, I'm so stuck with this

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<v Speaker 1>issue that I can't fish anymore, or that I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>willing to make a cast and a deep cover where

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<v Speaker 1>where the fish ar because I might lose a lure.

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<v Speaker 1>I still play the risk reward game, but I am

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<v Speaker 1>I am more likely to go in after a lure

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<v Speaker 1>then I used to be, even if it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>shitty cheap lure, I don't. I'm not like, well that's

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<v Speaker 1>a cheap one. I'll break it off anymore. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to leave that there, or or I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get right on top of it and use one of

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<v Speaker 1>those goofy lure extracting poles no time out, like, and

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<v Speaker 1>that will totally blow a spot. Right. If you do that,

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<v Speaker 1>you're giving up a spot. But I do that more

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<v Speaker 1>than I used to have. Have you ever used one

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<v Speaker 1>of those pole lure extractors. I've never tried one of

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that that's a pole, but I have tried

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<v Speaker 1>um those those kind and there's all different variations UM

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<v Speaker 1>that you slide down your line, you pull your line time.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never got those because if it doesn't work, then

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<v Speaker 1>then you lose the love the extractor to right, that's correct,

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<v Speaker 1>And I would say the ones I had worked about

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<v Speaker 1>thirty percent of the time, and then I just get

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<v Speaker 1>that snag too, and then I would lose uh that

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<v Speaker 1>thing plus the lord. So ye, not something I've had

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<v Speaker 1>on hand. Don't really leaving them like, I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>think they work, but I do think and I do

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<v Speaker 1>think you're concerned is a little misplaced because if if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being honest, I don't really think hard baits are

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<v Speaker 1>like the big issue. Really. It's soft plastics and lead

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<v Speaker 1>jigheads that are the things I personally think about. Um

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<v Speaker 1>a matter of fact, right, just last week I joined

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<v Speaker 1>a buddy of mine who invited me to partake in

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like a hush hush catfish deal a jig

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<v Speaker 1>bite for flatheads, which I was very fascinated with, and

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<v Speaker 1>the fishing was kind of off that night, which doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>bother me in the least because that's fishing. Um. But

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<v Speaker 1>this spot was shallow and rocky and and super jagged

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<v Speaker 1>rock to like flat crisscross boulder, really jagged rock. And

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<v Speaker 1>I busted off easily twelve jigs in an hour and

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<v Speaker 1>a half, right, and it was it was mad Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was maddening that you were talking about, um how

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<v Speaker 1>you just also pissed when you lose something because now

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<v Speaker 1>you have to retie. So this would be like you

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<v Speaker 1>need a long shock leader and like a really strong

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<v Speaker 1>braid to to lead or not. So I I was

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<v Speaker 1>just absolutely frustrated and maddened. But I started thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>how much lead and plastic must just be in this

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<v Speaker 1>one little niche area in this river, and it's gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be and a half dude, I think I think the

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<v Speaker 1>most retreat because we don't have to go on all

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<v Speaker 1>the details. But you needed like a three quarter or

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<v Speaker 1>one ounce to cast where you needed a cast and

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<v Speaker 1>get where you needed to get for these fish sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on the bottom. So you couldn't throw like a little

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<v Speaker 1>twister tail. It's a big gas flathead. You need a

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<v Speaker 1>strong hook. They're gonna respond to a big plastic twitching

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<v Speaker 1>on the bottom um. And I don't know if it

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<v Speaker 1>was the spot I was in or what it was,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think ten retrieves was the most I got

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<v Speaker 1>out of a lure before I was hopelessly was everybody

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<v Speaker 1>around you? Yes, yes, it's just like you know, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of comes with the territory um. But but contrary because

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard people say this, contrary to what some people think,

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<v Speaker 1>the vast majority of soft plastics don't buy O D grade.

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<v Speaker 1>There's biodegradable ones out there. You have to opt into that.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to opt into that, right, it's not the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the regular ones remain intact in the water for for

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<v Speaker 1>years before breaking down into microplastics. And while fish, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, they're probably not gonna eat like a lifeless

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<v Speaker 1>spinner bait or crank bait that's wedged in the rocks, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, they very well might eat a sanko or

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<v Speaker 1>like a torn up creature that's that's quivering down on

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom. You know, the current move that around. They

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<v Speaker 1>totally actually make it twitch and the like. Yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why we purchased them. So, you know, just saying no,

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<v Speaker 1>that definitely happens that. That's that's the thing that that

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<v Speaker 1>that absolutely happens that I'm not I'm not an expert

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<v Speaker 1>on this. I've read about it some, but from what

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell, it seems like it's heartening. Back to

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<v Speaker 1>the first story of the email, it seems like lakers,

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<v Speaker 1>especially like to munch posted out soft plastics, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably just because they eat almost anything and they're usually

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<v Speaker 1>cruising around the bottom. But they're not the only ones.

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<v Speaker 1>All kinds of fish have been doc commented eating cast

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<v Speaker 1>off soft plastics. I've read a couple of studies over

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<v Speaker 1>the years about this, and and some of them show

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<v Speaker 1>them those those soft plastics right as they stay in

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<v Speaker 1>the water, they swell up the absorb water, and they

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<v Speaker 1>can swell up so much that they can they can

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<v Speaker 1>actually block fish is digestive tracks, so effectively preventing that

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<v Speaker 1>fish from eating anymore, which is a bad deal. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm with you. I couldn't agree with you more

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<v Speaker 1>on the soft plastics point. I mean, I hope everybody

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<v Speaker 1>out there already knows. Don't just toss your used soft

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<v Speaker 1>plastics over the side into the water. I know that

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<v Speaker 1>used to be common, but we don't do that anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's there's a good reason, and if you're still

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<v Speaker 1>doing it, please stop. But the the other thing is

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<v Speaker 1>I actually fish, actually fish soft plastic less than I

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<v Speaker 1>used to because of things about this, I still use them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like I'm against them. I'm not anti. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't refuse to use them. They're just not my go to.

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<v Speaker 1>If I can get away with something else I do.

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<v Speaker 1>And when and when I fished them, I'm I make

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of changes, like slate changes. I'm quicker to

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<v Speaker 1>to swap out a body if it's starting to get

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<v Speaker 1>shoot up, right, if it's like I don't I used

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<v Speaker 1>to fish the until they fell off, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do that anymore, right, And and the other thing I

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<v Speaker 1>do if I if i'm if I'm gonna do a

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<v Speaker 1>wacky rig. I used to think using the O rings

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<v Speaker 1>was stupid and kind of lame, and then I realized

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<v Speaker 1>that you do that because you don't tear up the

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<v Speaker 1>bait and you lose a lot fewer of them. And

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<v Speaker 1>when you use the O rig you just toss out

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<v Speaker 1>less senko. So they're not perfect solutions, but those are

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<v Speaker 1>those are the things that I'm doing to minimize the

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<v Speaker 1>opportunities for my baits to turn into underwater ship and

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<v Speaker 1>I genuinely command all of that, and and similarly, I

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<v Speaker 1>try to avoid losing too many baits. But at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time, soft plastics are my go to, like there,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's, there's there's no there's no way around that.

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe it makes me like a bad person. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, but it's just a fact and just off

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<v Speaker 1>top of my head, like I can't think of anything

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<v Speaker 1>I target, with the exception of maybe like tuna, where

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<v Speaker 1>I could be just as effective if I took soft

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<v Speaker 1>plastics out of the repertoire entirely. And you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just that's just how it is. Rubbing is racing, as

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<v Speaker 1>Days of Thunder taught us, and and we're gonna lose them,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're gonna lose some um But as Myles mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>this episode, it's it's gonna be kind of like strapping

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<v Speaker 1>on a mask and scouring the bottom of your local

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<v Speaker 1>city pond. Never know what you're gonna get. And first off,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got smooth Moves where we invite Guide's charter captain,

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<v Speaker 1>shop rats and anyone who makes their living in the

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<v Speaker 1>fishing industry to tell us stories of the most ridiculous

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<v Speaker 1>shit they've experienced on the water. And this week we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking to a mostly retired guide, Joe will Our, about

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<v Speaker 1>a guide trip he ran in Washington that he wishes

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<v Speaker 1>he could forget. Why all right? Today on Smooth Moves,

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<v Speaker 1>we are joined by Joe Willour. Joe, thanks for taking

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<v Speaker 1>time to be here today. Thanks for having me. It's

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<v Speaker 1>great to talk to you guys. Yeah. Man, I I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think we've ever like actually physically met, but we

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<v Speaker 1>run in a lot of the same circles. Like I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard your name just scattered around the guide grape behind

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<v Speaker 1>for I don't know, like ten years or so something

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<v Speaker 1>like that. And and I think I got this right.

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<v Speaker 1>You're from Washington and and that's where that's the area

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<v Speaker 1>where you started your guide career, right, Yeah, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 1>I was really fortunate it uh help me go through college,

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<v Speaker 1>best best college job ever, And then finished up school

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<v Speaker 1>and kept guiding because it's still the best job ever,

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<v Speaker 1>and transitioned out of it a few years ago when

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<v Speaker 1>we found out we're having kids, but still keep a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of a toe in it because it's uh

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<v Speaker 1>as addicting a thing as I've ever found in my life. Yeah, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're well, now you're in You're in twin Bridges, right,

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<v Speaker 1>You've been in twin Bridges for how long? A dozen years?

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<v Speaker 1>Dozen years? So you're like a unicorn. Seriously, dude, you

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<v Speaker 1>are because you you came you like you came out

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<v Speaker 1>of the fishing industry and you turned into a productive,

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<v Speaker 1>healthy member of society as the executive director for the

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<v Speaker 1>Beaute Local Development Corporation. Like, congratulations, man, nobody nobody does that.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. You know, there's a couple there's a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of reasons behind that, and one, uh is my good

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<v Speaker 1>friend Casey Dudley. Him and I would always joke, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to get to the front of the boat,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to get out of the middle. And I

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<v Speaker 1>always uh, I mean, I love guiding, but I also

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<v Speaker 1>love the idea of standing in the front and casting

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<v Speaker 1>uh equally as much, honestly, Like I love being able

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<v Speaker 1>to show people the rivers and the cool places we

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<v Speaker 1>get to hang out, but I also love the concept

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<v Speaker 1>of going somewhere I haven't been and actually having the

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<v Speaker 1>rod in my hand. And then from the guiding world,

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<v Speaker 1>they had a really good mentor who really pushed me.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, you know, as a fishing guide, you

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<v Speaker 1>have these unbelievable communication skills, Like you've sat in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of a drift boat and told ceo s from

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<v Speaker 1>companies around the world what to do all day long

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<v Speaker 1>for most of your adult life. Like, that's a fantastic

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<v Speaker 1>skill set for the professional world. So if you can

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<v Speaker 1>find a place to put that to use, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>kick ass. And I've been very fortunate to have some

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<v Speaker 1>opportunities to go do that. I was gonna say, I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna say, Miles, like you come on, man like you,

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<v Speaker 1>You've you've landed well too. As a former guy. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still in the industry. I didn't I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>out of But I think I think the way you

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<v Speaker 1>put that is well, said Joe, because like I think

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of guides, all guys, for the most part,

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<v Speaker 1>I had that experience you're talking about, but not all

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<v Speaker 1>that many can articulate it that way and frame it

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<v Speaker 1>that ways and then be able to leverage it into

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<v Speaker 1>something else. So I'd say kudos to that. And the story, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>this story is. The real reason we've got you here

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<v Speaker 1>is that a mutual friend of ours, Josh Mills. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>he told me. He called me. I was like, ah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I always got this guy's story would be perfect show.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have not heard. I have not heard the

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<v Speaker 1>whole story. I just got a couple of snippets and

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<v Speaker 1>and I would describe them as tantalizing. So let's just

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<v Speaker 1>do this, man, let's jump in. What do you got

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<v Speaker 1>for the smooth moves? Absolutely? And I want to preface

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<v Speaker 1>it with, as a fishing guy, it's always fun to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to dunk on clients. Like, you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>finish your guide day, you sit around and you drink

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<v Speaker 1>a beer these days of white cloth, which kind of

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<v Speaker 1>fractures my brain, and uh, you know, you talk some

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<v Speaker 1>trash about them. You know, they're going over to the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and they're talking trash about you. Like, man, my

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<v Speaker 1>guide was so hung over this morning. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>he gave a crap about us catching any fish. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's definitely a mutual thing. But before I dunk on

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<v Speaker 1>this guest, um, I will preface it with I've ran

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of thousand guide trips. The number of clients

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<v Speaker 1>that I would not fish with out of fifteen years

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<v Speaker 1>of guiding is three. I mean, that's it. So the

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<v Speaker 1>folks we get a fish with are fantastic. I've made

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<v Speaker 1>lifelong friends. I've got a tattoo from a fly that

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<v Speaker 1>a client of mine recommended. But there's also a couple

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<v Speaker 1>that definitely deserve to be featured in this And so

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<v Speaker 1>for this story, it goes back to my days on

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<v Speaker 1>the Acama. And if you're familiar with the Akama, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a it's a great fishery, but compared to some of

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<v Speaker 1>the other Western rivers, I mean, it's not the Green

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<v Speaker 1>with ten thousand trout per mile. It's not Upper Madison

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<v Speaker 1>with two foot ground trout swimming around. It's a great river,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a fantastic dry fly river, but it's just not

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the same thing as some of these other

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<v Speaker 1>rivers that fortunately get a fish now. And with this gentleman,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it was going to be an interesting day

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<v Speaker 1>when he hopped in my truck. The first things out

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<v Speaker 1>of his mouth, and I was driving an old F

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<v Speaker 1>one fifty at the time, was man, this F one

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<v Speaker 1>fifties and and piece of ship. You need to get

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<v Speaker 1>a GMC. And it's like, okay, this is weird. Um

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<v Speaker 1>it's a pick up. It's better than my old explorer

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<v Speaker 1>I had two months ago that blew up on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the river and I lost my transmission. Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's a truck. I don't give a crap. And

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<v Speaker 1>we're going down into the Achma Canyon, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>gorgeous piece of water, and we hadn't even made it

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<v Speaker 1>about a mile from the shop, and he goes, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>this Eastern Washington's the ugliest from piece of shit I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen. It's full of nothing. But hillis in rednecks.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is where I grew up, and so

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<v Speaker 1>that I I don't even know that it was strike

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<v Speaker 1>too at that point, but it was like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be an interesting two days. Um. But I mean

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, you know, I was guiding full time.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't in a position to turn away a dime.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, full time fishing guide. It's like, yeah, great,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got four months to make money and then hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>find something to do in the winter that I can

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<v Speaker 1>pay rent. We get down to the river and we

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<v Speaker 1>launch and there's a big blueing hats blowing up and

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<v Speaker 1>fishing is pretty easy, which the ep mud I was

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<v Speaker 1>fortunate to learn there. It's a challenging river. It makes

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<v Speaker 1>fishing around here in Montana really easy because when you're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to catch one of a thousand trout a mile

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<v Speaker 1>and then you go to four thousand trout a mile,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Touches a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of fish right away, and he goes, man, this river

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<v Speaker 1>is just like the green full of dumb f and trout,

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<v Speaker 1>It's like and so at that point it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I need this money, but this is gonna be pain

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<v Speaker 1>and fished all day whatever, you know, caught some fish,

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<v Speaker 1>not worried about it. And then the next day is

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<v Speaker 1>where it really got weird. And we're floating along and

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<v Speaker 1>the river blows out from under us, and every river

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<v Speaker 1>in the state blew out that week, I mean Seattle

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<v Speaker 1>to Pullman, everything was toast. And so I've got two

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<v Speaker 1>hours to row out with this guy and he makes

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<v Speaker 1>he honestly, he makes really unsavory comments about some more

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<v Speaker 1>things and what really put it over the edge for me,

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<v Speaker 1>and the only reason I would ever dream about fishing

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<v Speaker 1>with him again. At the time, I would go guide

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<v Speaker 1>in the winter and the Washington's Olympic Peninsula, which I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a Sasquatch believer. I'll throw that out there. There's

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<v Speaker 1>one is a sass. If one is a Sasquatch believer,

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<v Speaker 1>he probably lives near Forks with the vampires. And he

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<v Speaker 1>started asking me about sasquatch and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is really strange. I mean, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a seventy year old man that's asking me about bidfoot.

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<v Speaker 1>And so at that point, it's like, you know, you've

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<v Speaker 1>dunked on my state, You've dunked on my truck, You've

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<v Speaker 1>until my river. I don't really care that much anymore, unfortunately,

0:21:04.840 --> 0:21:06.520
<v Speaker 1>and I just fed into it a little bit and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, so you've spent some time out there, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh yeah. You know. It's like have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever seen him? And I was like, well, gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>We're floating the whole canyon one day and the shape

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of appeared out of the woods and I

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<v Speaker 1>never saw him. And he's like, oh, do you practice

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<v Speaker 1>yoga and you can't see me. I'm I'm six ft

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<v Speaker 1>five and two pounds. No one in my life has

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<v Speaker 1>ever mistaken me for doing yoga. And uh, it's like, oh, yeah,

0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:32.920
<v Speaker 1>those the folks that do yoga have higher alpha brain

0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:37.520
<v Speaker 1>wave counts and they have a higher probability of seeing sasquatch.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely one of the weirder guide trips I ever put on.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh one, I mean this was yeah, years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>One I'll never ever ever forget. So I don't believe

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<v Speaker 1>in sasquatch, but now I have to know, like this guy,

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<v Speaker 1>had he seen him, if he was that into it?

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<v Speaker 1>Like was he one of those Sasquatch dudes that's looking

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I tried to block a lot of that

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<v Speaker 1>day out of my marine, and so I don't specifically

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<v Speaker 1>remember that, but it wouldn't be surprising to me if

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<v Speaker 1>he was, yeah, on the Sasquat safari at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm curious about is like, did you ever get

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<v Speaker 1>any information on what he meant by alpha brain waves

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<v Speaker 1>and how alpha brain waves impact your ability to see it?

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like acid trip stuff like take this and you'll

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<v Speaker 1>ride the snake. It's like Alpa like even harkening back

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<v Speaker 1>to this, once we go into details, there's definitely some

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<v Speaker 1>PTSD there. It's like I said at the beginning, I

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<v Speaker 1>I've ring a ton of guide trips and it's all

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<v Speaker 1>really cool folks. I mean, the folks like this are

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<v Speaker 1>the vast exception, and I've done a pretty good job

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<v Speaker 1>compartmentalizing that and vacating most memories other than just the

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<v Speaker 1>batshit crazy stuff that I heard. Fair enough, man, fair enough, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think the takeaway on this one, if

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<v Speaker 1>if there is one, is that alpha wave will help

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<v Speaker 1>you see sasquatch, and you should all do yoga if

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<v Speaker 1>you're hoping to get there. And uh, if you wanta

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<v Speaker 1>have a good day with your guide, probably don't shoot

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<v Speaker 1>on his truck, his river, and his state all at

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of it. That's that. That's good advice right there,

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<v Speaker 1>A good start, Alpha waves, bigfoot, that damn Sam Squatch,

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<v Speaker 1>Sam squadch, he's going my jerky Uh. I will say

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<v Speaker 1>that my years of guiding reinforced for me that you

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<v Speaker 1>don't actually have to be smart to get rich, Like

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<v Speaker 1>the phrase more money than sense came to mind from

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<v Speaker 1>time to time, like Joe was very careful to point

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<v Speaker 1>out many I would say. I would say the vast

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<v Speaker 1>majority of the people I guided are highly intelligent humans,

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<v Speaker 1>great people, but not all. And I'm not I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>claiming to be the smartest guy on the planet. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>definitely not, but there were definitely days where I was

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there being like, you are so much more wealthy

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<v Speaker 1>than I am, and I know I'm so much smarter

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<v Speaker 1>than you. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we give you an opportunity to demonstrate that

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<v Speaker 1>intellect you're so certain of? Uh? In the weekly battle

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<v Speaker 1>of wits we call fish news Fish that escalated quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a fun little announcement to share with you

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<v Speaker 1>I know some of you have that sticker. Some of

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<v Speaker 1>you see, you're gonna say, yeah, that's me. And there's

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<v Speaker 1>a strong chance that we're gonna be giving some of

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<v Speaker 1>you'll find if you search that, But anyway, you know, no,

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<v Speaker 1>the the Degenerate Angler stuff is in the works. But

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<v Speaker 1>have some degenerate Angler gear in the store. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>a shout out on this show, Speaking of which, I

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<v Speaker 1>have a few very quick shoutouts before we move on here.

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<v Speaker 1>First one goes out to Dan Jones, who wrote in

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<v Speaker 1>to just say we missed some low hanging fruit in

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<v Speaker 1>that mean mouth bass story, and he's like, why wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>why wouldn't that just be called a medium mouth bass?

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<v Speaker 1>Which I thought was was brilliant. He nailed it. That

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<v Speaker 1>was a good one. That was like perfect dead humor

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<v Speaker 1>for both Yes, exactly, sticker sticker pack for Dan um

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<v Speaker 1>and then Mitch McGee he d m me and he

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<v Speaker 1>says question for you and Miles, how do I show

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<v Speaker 1>and tell people that I love to fish in a

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<v Speaker 1>way that the Bent Podcast wouldn't make fun of. Examples

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<v Speaker 1>of things to made fun of, Salt Life stickers, any

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<v Speaker 1>fishing brand sticker on my truck, driving a Subaru rod

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<v Speaker 1>Vaults exclusively wearing Salty Crew merch. I love fishing, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to share my interest with others, but I

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<v Speaker 1>also don't want to be a d bag about it, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Possibly one of my favorite questions, Um, you might well,

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<v Speaker 1>now you're gonna have bent stickers, so those are approved.

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<v Speaker 1>Put that you can put those in your truck. You

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<v Speaker 1>might want to pick up fish eating eating fish t

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<v Speaker 1>shirt that's approved. Because my real, my real answer to

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch was just like, dude, don't listen to us. Who

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<v Speaker 1>are we? What do we know? You be here? Okay

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<v Speaker 1>you want to with a rod vault on it? Go

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<v Speaker 1>for right ahead? Um, and the final one, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>I got a quick note from James Miles and his

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<v Speaker 1>daughter Nora in just turned five and she's apparently a

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<v Speaker 1>big fan of the show and asked if I would

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<v Speaker 1>give her a birthday shout out. He says, she's mainly

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<v Speaker 1>into the music. Also some of the stories, most of

0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:46.920
<v Speaker 1>them are over her head, and she's really into the

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<v Speaker 1>sound bites that Phil adds she's a big Phil fan.

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<v Speaker 1>So there you go. Happy birthday, Noor. And speaking of Phil,

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<v Speaker 1>Phil is the guy who gets to judge our news

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:57.920
<v Speaker 1>stories when this is all over. Remember this is a competition.

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<v Speaker 1>Miles and I do not know which news stories the

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<v Speaker 1>other guy is bringing to the table. It's always an

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<v Speaker 1>advantage to be the leadoff, and that is you this week, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>What do you get? And this week especially was a

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<v Speaker 1>big advantage for the leadoff. I think we both know

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<v Speaker 1>this because he assumed what I was gonna lead with,

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<v Speaker 1>even though we haven't. We haven't discussed it. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna lead with the elephants, or rather the whale

0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:23.720
<v Speaker 1>in the fish news room this week. That's why I

0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:26.080
<v Speaker 1>didn't do it, because I wasn't the lead off. We

0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:29.760
<v Speaker 1>have been inundated so many people. I think half the

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<v Speaker 1>people who listened to this show have already sent the story.

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<v Speaker 1>But for the other half, here's the biggest watery, fishy

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<v Speaker 1>story of the week. Michael Packard, a fifty six year

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<v Speaker 1>old commercial lobster diver from Massachusetts, was diving in forty

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<v Speaker 1>five ft of water off the coast of Provincetown last

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<v Speaker 1>week when he felt quote this huge bump and then

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<v Speaker 1>everything went dark. And everything went dark because Packard was

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<v Speaker 1>inside the mouth of a humpback. Well, now, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>at the bottom of the ocean and you feel an

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<v Speaker 1>immense force crash into you and then everything goes dark,

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<v Speaker 1>what would you assume had happened? Um, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I was swallowed by a shark, isn't that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't know I got hit by a boat

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<v Speaker 1>or a submarine. See, I would I would assume I

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<v Speaker 1>got munched by a shark like that would be whether

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like something slams into me to the bottom

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<v Speaker 1>and and things go black. I think I just got

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<v Speaker 1>chewed by a shark and I'm dead. That's what maybe maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>like the average person would think that, because I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>shark guy and also large, like it would take a

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<v Speaker 1>full on negladon to just like make me disappear in

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<v Speaker 1>one bite. It's even a great white like. So, I

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<v Speaker 1>see what you're saying. But I don't know. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have thought that. Well, maybe you're just more of a

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<v Speaker 1>shark expert than the rest of us. But but and

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<v Speaker 1>Packard would agree with me. He thought he got hit

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<v Speaker 1>by a shark. But then he told w be Z

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<v Speaker 1>TV quote. Then I felt around and I realized there

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<v Speaker 1>was no teeth, and then I had felt really no

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<v Speaker 1>great pain, and then I realized, oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in a whale's mouth and he's trying to swallow here.

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<v Speaker 1>This is really nice. Now, for the record, the whale

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<v Speaker 1>was almost certainly not trying to swallow him, but we'll

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<v Speaker 1>cover that in a minute. Packard. Baggard wrote on Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>that he thinks he was inside the whale's mouth for

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<v Speaker 1>thirty to forty seconds before the whale rose to the

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<v Speaker 1>surface and spit him out. Now this sounds insane. The

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<v Speaker 1>whole story, I mean to me, seems utterly implausible. Whales

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:41.680
<v Speaker 1>don't eat people. Whales are pretty aware of what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on around them. The idea that a whale would just

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<v Speaker 1>like gobble up a scuba diver is frankly ludicrous. But

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<v Speaker 1>this story has witnesses. Commercial divers work in pairs like

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<v Speaker 1>with it. There there's a diver and then there's a

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<v Speaker 1>crewman that stays on the boat top side and and

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<v Speaker 1>tracks the diver's bubbles so you can help out something

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<v Speaker 1>goes wrong. Packridge crewman, a guy named Josiah Mayo, was

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<v Speaker 1>doing just that and then all of a sudden, a

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<v Speaker 1>whale breached right in front of him and spit out

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<v Speaker 1>his coworker. And that's got to be crazy. A charter

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<v Speaker 1>boat captain named Joe Francis was working in the area

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<v Speaker 1>and also witnessed the incident. Before rushing over to help.

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<v Speaker 1>He told w b Z TV quote, I saw him

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<v Speaker 1>might come flying out of the water feet first with

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<v Speaker 1>his flippers on and land back in the water. I

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<v Speaker 1>jumped aboard the boat. We got him up, got his

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<v Speaker 1>tank off, got him on the deck and calmed him down,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes Joe. I was in the mouth of

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<v Speaker 1>a whale. Packard was immediately rushed to Cape Cod Hospital,

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<v Speaker 1>where he was treated for soft tissue damage, before limping

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<v Speaker 1>out on his own power later that day. Knowing as

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<v Speaker 1>we all do, that whales don't eat people, what the

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<v Speaker 1>hell happened? In Ker, executive director of the group Ocean Alliance,

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<v Speaker 1>explained that humpback whales employ a strategy called lunge feeding,

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<v Speaker 1>in which they identify a school of fish, accelerate, quickly

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<v Speaker 1>open their mouths and quote, taken ten SUV's worth of

0:32:04.520 --> 0:32:09.240
<v Speaker 1>water and fish and then everything else. Though as we said,

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:12.080
<v Speaker 1>hump ACKs are usually pretty aware of their surroundings. It

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<v Speaker 1>appears that this may have been a juvenile or subadult whale,

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<v Speaker 1>like a teenager. And if whale teams or anything like

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<v Speaker 1>human teams, they're feeding behaviors maybe somewhat more reckless and

0:32:21.440 --> 0:32:25.800
<v Speaker 1>indiscriminate than their elders. Either way, researchers think that there's

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<v Speaker 1>like a one in a million accident where the diver

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<v Speaker 1>just happened to be in the wrong place at the

0:32:29.160 --> 0:32:31.840
<v Speaker 1>wrong time, and the whale just got him by mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>Humpbacks have very small esopha guy, which is good for

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<v Speaker 1>this guy, because there's no way the whale goes swallowed

0:32:39.160 --> 0:32:42.920
<v Speaker 1>packard even if it wanted to. They do, however, have

0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:45.960
<v Speaker 1>very powerful mouths and jaws, so the whale could have

0:32:46.120 --> 0:32:49.480
<v Speaker 1>easily crushed the diver, likely breaking his neck and her back.

0:32:49.640 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 1>But that's not what it did. Instead, like it sucked

0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:55.320
<v Speaker 1>him up and went, oh, ship, this isn't what I

0:32:55.400 --> 0:32:58.360
<v Speaker 1>meant to have. I don't want this, and then like

0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:01.400
<v Speaker 1>rushed to the service where it shook its head and

0:33:01.440 --> 0:33:05.920
<v Speaker 1>then potentially used its tongue to eject packard skyward. That's

0:33:05.920 --> 0:33:09.320
<v Speaker 1>the theory. Now, in several of the stories I read,

0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:12.360
<v Speaker 1>people would come up with some kind of analogy for

0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:14.720
<v Speaker 1>how the whale was trying to get rid of and

0:33:14.760 --> 0:33:16.760
<v Speaker 1>react to a foreign object in his mouth, like one

0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:20.280
<v Speaker 1>compared to to a biker getting a bug in their mouth,

0:33:20.320 --> 0:33:23.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, And that's not the analogy that I thought of,

0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:25.400
<v Speaker 1>like when I heard the story analogy pot in my head,

0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:27.640
<v Speaker 1>but it wasn't that. I thought of a fish with

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:30.640
<v Speaker 1>a plug in its mouth coming to the surface and

0:33:30.680 --> 0:33:33.080
<v Speaker 1>trying to shake it loose. Like that's the image that

0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I have in my head, but in a much larger

0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:38.800
<v Speaker 1>scale and with a person, not a plug. And I'm

0:33:38.840 --> 0:33:41.280
<v Speaker 1>not sure if there's any useful insight to be gleaned here,

0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:44.240
<v Speaker 1>but I think Packard's the only person I can think

0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 1>of who's like been the lure that the fish was

0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:50.440
<v Speaker 1>trying to throw, you know what I mean, Like he's

0:33:50.520 --> 0:33:54.120
<v Speaker 1>been the lure. Other people have come close, but this

0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:55.680
<v Speaker 1>is the only one I know of where he ended

0:33:55.720 --> 0:33:59.760
<v Speaker 1>up in there fully enclosed. I have no clue if

0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:03.680
<v Speaker 1>experienced like endows him with youthful wisdom that we English

0:34:03.720 --> 0:34:06.800
<v Speaker 1>can use. I don't know, but I would like to think, right,

0:34:06.840 --> 0:34:09.080
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to think he's like, guys, I've been the bait.

0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Here's what I know now, Like I don't. He didn't

0:34:12.600 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 1>do that. He didn't give that any of you that

0:34:14.080 --> 0:34:16.680
<v Speaker 1>that That's what I hope. Last point on this, this

0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:18.879
<v Speaker 1>dude seems to be one of those people to whom

0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:22.959
<v Speaker 1>crazy shit just happens and he survives. Twenty years ago,

0:34:23.000 --> 0:34:25.600
<v Speaker 1>he was in a plane crash in the Costa Rican jungle,

0:34:26.000 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 1>in which he sustained massive facial lacerations and multiple broken

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:33.800
<v Speaker 1>bones in his arms and legs. He survived for two

0:34:33.920 --> 0:34:37.680
<v Speaker 1>days in the jungle before being rescued, and the doctor

0:34:37.719 --> 0:34:39.799
<v Speaker 1>said he would not have made it through another night.

0:34:39.960 --> 0:34:42.799
<v Speaker 1>So this dude sounds like the kind of guy they

0:34:42.840 --> 0:34:46.799
<v Speaker 1>would make a movie about. And he actually told the

0:34:46.840 --> 0:34:49.680
<v Speaker 1>New York Post that if they do make a film

0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:57.760
<v Speaker 1>about his life, he'd like to be played by Nick Well. Yeah, okay,

0:34:57.800 --> 0:34:59.239
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, we had we had to touch on that

0:34:59.280 --> 0:35:02.279
<v Speaker 1>when a few you thoughts like I see humpbacks of

0:35:02.320 --> 0:35:04.600
<v Speaker 1>fair amount off Jersey during the striper season because they

0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:07.000
<v Speaker 1>come right in on the bunker schools and that that

0:35:07.000 --> 0:35:10.600
<v Speaker 1>that feeding style. It's no joke, man, And people have

0:35:11.080 --> 0:35:13.560
<v Speaker 1>hooked them by mistake, because they'll hook a striper and

0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:15.879
<v Speaker 1>the bunker and they're fighting it and whale just come

0:35:15.920 --> 0:35:18.720
<v Speaker 1>up and take the whole school one shot, just like

0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:21.799
<v Speaker 1>like a metric ton one shot. And if if if

0:35:21.840 --> 0:35:23.799
<v Speaker 1>your your fishes in the middle of it, it's going

0:35:23.840 --> 0:35:25.279
<v Speaker 1>down too. And like I said, I don't know of

0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:28.640
<v Speaker 1>anybody who's been fully engulfed, But man, I know plenty

0:35:28.640 --> 0:35:31.400
<v Speaker 1>of kayakers who've had some scares. I've had some scares

0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:34.439
<v Speaker 1>on larger boats. I mean it's like a very imposing thing.

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:37.959
<v Speaker 1>They come up straight vertical like that, and like there's

0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:41.880
<v Speaker 1>there's no stopping them. But it I'm not surprised, you know,

0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:43.320
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't surprised when I read that it was a

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:48.200
<v Speaker 1>juvenile because most sort of whale follies and foibles, that's

0:35:48.239 --> 0:35:50.160
<v Speaker 1>the case, Like they breach all the time, and it's

0:35:50.200 --> 0:35:52.759
<v Speaker 1>like you're breaching in a fleet of boats. How are

0:35:52.760 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 1>you not hitting them? But the big ones, like they

0:35:55.360 --> 0:35:58.560
<v Speaker 1>they understand their spatial deal. It happens every once in

0:35:58.600 --> 0:36:00.760
<v Speaker 1>a while, one will come down and clips somebody's about

0:36:00.760 --> 0:36:03.960
<v Speaker 1>and it's always a juvenile. So like they're still they're

0:36:03.960 --> 0:36:06.399
<v Speaker 1>still learning, you know what I mean. When when when

0:36:06.440 --> 0:36:08.319
<v Speaker 1>you were a teenager, did you bump your head on

0:36:08.360 --> 0:36:11.239
<v Speaker 1>shipped constantly? Because I know I did, so it makes

0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:14.120
<v Speaker 1>perfect sense to me. My space didn't actually solidify until

0:36:14.120 --> 0:36:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I was like I didn't butt my head, but I

0:36:16.480 --> 0:36:18.839
<v Speaker 1>would like, you know, be in reverse when I thought

0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:21.719
<v Speaker 1>I was in drive, like go over parking cones like

0:36:21.800 --> 0:36:24.960
<v Speaker 1>jump over the concrete parking. I didn't almost hit a

0:36:25.040 --> 0:36:26.840
<v Speaker 1>lady at the best Buy like the first week I

0:36:26.880 --> 0:36:30.319
<v Speaker 1>had my license. As you know, we don't need to

0:36:30.320 --> 0:36:33.040
<v Speaker 1>get off on that. I'm an excellent driver now, but

0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:36.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel I feel for the juvenile whales. Um. Also,

0:36:36.480 --> 0:36:38.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, I was thinking about it. I I I

0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:40.759
<v Speaker 1>poked fun it at the shark thing, knowing that, like, oh,

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't think it was a shark, but dude, great whites,

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:47.360
<v Speaker 1>cape cod, hand and glove, Like there's there's great whites

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 1>all over up there. So now that I think about it,

0:36:50.239 --> 0:36:53.799
<v Speaker 1>considering where he was in the world, Yeah, like they

0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:56.200
<v Speaker 1>like they tracked them up there all the time. So

0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:58.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm glad that worked out. What a story, What

0:36:58.360 --> 0:37:00.759
<v Speaker 1>an American, what a tough man, Like if you can

0:37:00.800 --> 0:37:02.719
<v Speaker 1>survive in the jungle after a plane crash, this was

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:04.839
<v Speaker 1>like no big deal. Thirty seconds in a whale. I've

0:37:05.200 --> 0:37:07.480
<v Speaker 1>got a problem. I'm walking home to night and going

0:37:07.520 --> 0:37:11.799
<v Speaker 1>to Chili's. Um. I know, no good transition whatsoever. I've

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:14.040
<v Speaker 1>been trying to think of it. I don't have it.

0:37:14.120 --> 0:37:16.640
<v Speaker 1>We've been I feel like we've been sucking on transitions

0:37:16.719 --> 0:37:18.920
<v Speaker 1>in general. Lately and sort of copying out and just

0:37:18.960 --> 0:37:23.879
<v Speaker 1>being I still working it. Okay, all right, fair enough.

0:37:24.080 --> 0:37:27.480
<v Speaker 1>So the only thing I got, which is totally lame,

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:29.720
<v Speaker 1>is like we had a feud between whale and man.

0:37:29.760 --> 0:37:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Here's another odd feud film. Feel free to cut that

0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:37.080
<v Speaker 1>because that was a ship or don't whatever. Anyway, weird

0:37:37.120 --> 0:37:40.680
<v Speaker 1>feud I found documented on Syracuse dot com. And according

0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:43.359
<v Speaker 1>to this story, um, and I actually did know this.

0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:46.719
<v Speaker 1>New York Seneca River is hailed as one of the

0:37:46.800 --> 0:37:51.120
<v Speaker 1>premier carp destinations in America. It's so good, in fact,

0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:54.360
<v Speaker 1>that the World carp Championships are scheduled to be held

0:37:54.400 --> 0:37:57.520
<v Speaker 1>on its shores in three But there could be a

0:37:57.560 --> 0:38:00.280
<v Speaker 1>monkey wrench that stops that from happening. And that monkey

0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:05.759
<v Speaker 1>wrench is named Tony Crawford. Okay, so Tony Cross, Tony,

0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Tony Big Tone. He works for Midway Lakes in King Mountain,

0:38:10.880 --> 0:38:13.000
<v Speaker 1>North Carolina, which is a series of pay legs, and

0:38:13.040 --> 0:38:16.759
<v Speaker 1>apparently Tony and crew have been making annual tracks to

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Seneca with tank trucks, catching a mess of those famous

0:38:20.800 --> 0:38:23.520
<v Speaker 1>trophy carp and hauling them back to King Mountain to

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:28.000
<v Speaker 1>stock the pay legs. According yes, now, according to Ian Sorrel,

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:31.440
<v Speaker 1>president of the Carp Anglers Group of North America. He's

0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:33.920
<v Speaker 1>quoted in the story saying it's been a dirty secret

0:38:33.960 --> 0:38:36.239
<v Speaker 1>for a number of years. So Crawford has been doing

0:38:36.239 --> 0:38:39.920
<v Speaker 1>this for a while. This is not a new thing. Uh.

0:38:39.960 --> 0:38:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Here's a quote from the story. Paul Russell, one of

0:38:42.400 --> 0:38:44.640
<v Speaker 1>the co directors of the Wild Carp Classic and a

0:38:44.680 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 1>carpet fishing guide, said the Seneca has been recognized internationally

0:38:48.560 --> 0:38:52.319
<v Speaker 1>as a premier carp destination. He said anglers participating in

0:38:52.400 --> 0:38:55.400
<v Speaker 1>recent years in the Classic have noted a decrease in

0:38:55.440 --> 0:38:58.960
<v Speaker 1>the fishing quality on the Seneca. Some have decided not

0:38:59.040 --> 0:39:00.920
<v Speaker 1>to come to the Classic as a result. During the

0:39:01.000 --> 0:39:04.680
<v Speaker 1>recent Classic held this pass May, Russell said, only thirty

0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:07.480
<v Speaker 1>one of more than fifty teams caught enough big fish

0:39:07.680 --> 0:39:11.040
<v Speaker 1>meaning fifteen pounds are greater to qualify for the Big

0:39:11.040 --> 0:39:13.720
<v Speaker 1>ten category, which considers the total weight of a team's

0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:17.400
<v Speaker 1>biggest ten fishing has the biggest cash payout. The bigger issue,

0:39:17.440 --> 0:39:20.200
<v Speaker 1>apart from whether Crawford's actions are affecting the quality of

0:39:20.239 --> 0:39:22.760
<v Speaker 1>tournament carp fishing in the river, is whether the practice

0:39:22.760 --> 0:39:26.880
<v Speaker 1>could result in unintended spread of disease and invasive aquatic

0:39:26.920 --> 0:39:31.760
<v Speaker 1>species from one state's waterway to another. So I certainly

0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:36.799
<v Speaker 1>understand the frustration of the recreational carp fishing community here, um,

0:39:36.800 --> 0:39:39.440
<v Speaker 1>and I guess they've kind of they've had enough, and

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:42.520
<v Speaker 1>they've enlisted the help of New York Assemblyman Will Barkley,

0:39:42.600 --> 0:39:45.520
<v Speaker 1>who the story says is drafting legislation to get the

0:39:45.560 --> 0:39:51.279
<v Speaker 1>activity under state Department of Environmental Conservation control. But the

0:39:51.320 --> 0:39:53.359
<v Speaker 1>thing is, this is not a cut and dry fight,

0:39:53.840 --> 0:40:00.400
<v Speaker 1>because Crawford is doing absolutely nothing illegal whatsoever. Why wildlife

0:40:00.400 --> 0:40:05.160
<v Speaker 1>officials from both New York and North Carolina are like, yeah, sorry,

0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:07.680
<v Speaker 1>I kind of don't care carp or not game fish.

0:40:07.719 --> 0:40:10.520
<v Speaker 1>There are no walls saying they can't be broad across

0:40:10.600 --> 0:40:13.320
<v Speaker 1>state lines, and if they're being stocked in a privately

0:40:13.360 --> 0:40:16.120
<v Speaker 1>owned body of water, it's perfectly fine. There are no

0:40:16.280 --> 0:40:20.279
<v Speaker 1>rules or regulations in either state governing this. So what

0:40:20.400 --> 0:40:22.759
<v Speaker 1>the story doesn't tell us is exactly how many fish

0:40:22.840 --> 0:40:26.319
<v Speaker 1>or pounds of fish Crawford and company are taking. And

0:40:26.360 --> 0:40:29.440
<v Speaker 1>I also question, just to sort of play Devil's advocate,

0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:32.040
<v Speaker 1>if this one dude and his car henchmen are really

0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:36.040
<v Speaker 1>that responsible for a downturn in carpet numbers because there's

0:40:36.080 --> 0:40:38.520
<v Speaker 1>no mention of bow fishing in this article. But in

0:40:38.760 --> 0:40:40.719
<v Speaker 1>my experience, I think you've seen the same thing. Where

0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:43.360
<v Speaker 1>there are a lot of common carp, there are bow fishermen.

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:47.240
<v Speaker 1>And just again, a quick Google search turned up plenty

0:40:47.320 --> 0:40:51.919
<v Speaker 1>of hits for bow fishing on the Seneca. Um. All

0:40:51.960 --> 0:40:55.919
<v Speaker 1>that said, having hung out with really really devoted carp

0:40:56.000 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 1>guys like the euro guys, like I feel the pain here,

0:40:59.000 --> 0:41:01.319
<v Speaker 1>Like you already are always worrying about bow fishing and

0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:03.000
<v Speaker 1>how that's going to affect you know, the thing that

0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:05.680
<v Speaker 1>you love to do, and then you have this guy. Um,

0:41:05.680 --> 0:41:07.360
<v Speaker 1>but I mean it really just all ties back to

0:41:07.400 --> 0:41:09.759
<v Speaker 1>the fact that I just don't think carp will ever

0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:13.160
<v Speaker 1>achieve the status they have in Europe, Like it will

0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:17.160
<v Speaker 1>just never happen here. Like it's like you're screaming at

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:19.239
<v Speaker 1>a wall if you're trying to do right by common carp.

0:41:19.600 --> 0:41:22.960
<v Speaker 1>And final thought, well, I can't. I can't fully blast Crawford.

0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:24.919
<v Speaker 1>I will say, like, man, there's a there's a ton

0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:28.560
<v Speaker 1>of miles between between King's Mountain, North Carolina and the

0:41:28.600 --> 0:41:31.200
<v Speaker 1>senetor River, Like you mean to tell me you can't

0:41:31.200 --> 0:41:35.000
<v Speaker 1>find carp in that span that like fewer if any,

0:41:35.120 --> 0:41:37.319
<v Speaker 1>people care about like if you would come and take

0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:39.440
<v Speaker 1>them all for your pay lake, that seems odd to

0:41:39.480 --> 0:41:42.480
<v Speaker 1>me to make that journey. But I thought that was

0:41:42.520 --> 0:41:45.239
<v Speaker 1>interesting because it's a it's a very like I get it,

0:41:45.239 --> 0:41:48.160
<v Speaker 1>it's a nasty fight, but I don't know who's winning that,

0:41:48.360 --> 0:41:51.920
<v Speaker 1>if anybody. I would highly doubt that it's this guy's

0:41:52.360 --> 0:42:00.480
<v Speaker 1>carpet toting operation. That's actually imp he's single bought on.

0:42:00.840 --> 0:42:03.160
<v Speaker 1>I think you're spot on with with it's you know,

0:42:03.360 --> 0:42:06.879
<v Speaker 1>more likely bow fishing or something else, but probably bow

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 1>fishing um and which again also perfectly legal. Uh And

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not calling that out as as something negative, but

0:42:14.000 --> 0:42:17.600
<v Speaker 1>if the if the if the carp folks are looking

0:42:17.680 --> 0:42:21.600
<v Speaker 1>for a reason why their numbers are going down so precipitously,

0:42:22.200 --> 0:42:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you can just single out this one

0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 1>dude who's grabbing fish as your scapegoat. Yeah that said,

0:42:27.120 --> 0:42:30.440
<v Speaker 1>I think what he's doing is kind of shady. Yeah,

0:42:30.520 --> 0:42:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean cool, But I mean I'm not either. But again,

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:39.640
<v Speaker 1>you're looking at this small group of people who really

0:42:39.880 --> 0:42:42.160
<v Speaker 1>like it's so hard to be a devout carp guy

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:45.279
<v Speaker 1>in this country because like everyone is against you, you know,

0:42:45.280 --> 0:42:47.200
<v Speaker 1>what I mean, like, no matter how much you try,

0:42:47.239 --> 0:42:49.080
<v Speaker 1>and it's similar to snake AADs, no matter how much

0:42:49.120 --> 0:42:52.319
<v Speaker 1>you preach you know, the benefits and the fun, it's

0:42:52.520 --> 0:42:54.799
<v Speaker 1>the average dude is against you. So I mean, I

0:42:54.840 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 1>think it's it's it's shady too, and I think it's

0:42:58.320 --> 0:43:00.320
<v Speaker 1>kind of wrong. And again I think he could probably

0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:04.759
<v Speaker 1>find carp for the pay Lake a lot closer. But um,

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:07.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, to the average guy, it's still carp you know,

0:43:07.400 --> 0:43:09.239
<v Speaker 1>It's just it's just some carp man. I was trying

0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:10.880
<v Speaker 1>to figure out why this bothered me so much, and

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:13.000
<v Speaker 1>I think I've just put my finger on it. They

0:43:13.040 --> 0:43:15.640
<v Speaker 1>may be whatever, just carp. I like carp You like carpet,

0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:18.440
<v Speaker 1>So we don't feel that way. And they may not

0:43:18.520 --> 0:43:21.840
<v Speaker 1>be a game fish as a designated by management agencies,

0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:26.719
<v Speaker 1>but there's still a public resource. Yeah. Those are fish

0:43:26.960 --> 0:43:29.959
<v Speaker 1>that come from a public lake that are feeding upon

0:43:30.600 --> 0:43:32.880
<v Speaker 1>all the things in that lake that are available to

0:43:32.920 --> 0:43:36.560
<v Speaker 1>the public, that are being taken out of that public

0:43:36.600 --> 0:43:41.120
<v Speaker 1>trust and privatized. And that pisses me off, Like the

0:43:42.360 --> 0:43:45.520
<v Speaker 1>just the philosophical implications of that pissed me off. That

0:43:45.640 --> 0:43:48.200
<v Speaker 1>to me is the antithesis of the model that we

0:43:48.280 --> 0:43:51.040
<v Speaker 1>have for wildlife management and fisheries, and so that just

0:43:51.080 --> 0:43:53.479
<v Speaker 1>doesn't work for me. That just that makes me angry. Well,

0:43:53.520 --> 0:43:55.560
<v Speaker 1>I hope, I hope there's there's some kind of happy

0:43:55.600 --> 0:43:57.880
<v Speaker 1>medium or some kind of turn of events here, because

0:43:58.520 --> 0:44:00.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm not in the harp scene, but

0:44:00.800 --> 0:44:03.239
<v Speaker 1>if they're really thinking of having the World Championship on

0:44:03.280 --> 0:44:05.520
<v Speaker 1>American soil, I mean, you gotta have a pretty damn

0:44:05.560 --> 0:44:09.160
<v Speaker 1>good card fishery to attract people from across the globe

0:44:09.280 --> 0:44:12.839
<v Speaker 1>to hear um. So that's that's pretty impressive in and

0:44:12.840 --> 0:44:21.760
<v Speaker 1>of itself, you know it is. I think the connection

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:24.280
<v Speaker 1>that I have between this and my second story is

0:44:24.280 --> 0:44:28.400
<v Speaker 1>is that it fits both of these touch on fishing

0:44:28.480 --> 0:44:32.560
<v Speaker 1>tournaments that people don't know that much about and maybe

0:44:32.760 --> 0:44:35.640
<v Speaker 1>attract a local interest that that the rest of the

0:44:35.640 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 1>country might never heard about, but are a big deal

0:44:38.600 --> 0:44:41.600
<v Speaker 1>in their their little areas. So I gotta say this

0:44:41.680 --> 0:44:46.000
<v Speaker 1>next story, I came away from it scratching my head

0:44:46.000 --> 0:44:47.359
<v Speaker 1>a little bit. We're gonna come out of this with

0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:51.040
<v Speaker 1>with some some questions more than answers, all right, So

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:53.320
<v Speaker 1>everyone we talked to in the fishing and tackle industry

0:44:53.400 --> 0:44:55.719
<v Speaker 1>right now, every everybody that we we have a conversation

0:44:55.760 --> 0:45:00.000
<v Speaker 1>with is all about how popular fishing is, how how

0:45:00.000 --> 0:45:02.200
<v Speaker 1>how much money they were making, how crowded the lakes

0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:04.560
<v Speaker 1>and rivers are, how difficult it is to keep tackle

0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:08.600
<v Speaker 1>in stock, how busy the guides are. Right, that is

0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:12.080
<v Speaker 1>the hottest conversation in the fishing industry right now. But

0:45:12.200 --> 0:45:16.280
<v Speaker 1>one particular shop just doesn't seem to think it's popular

0:45:16.440 --> 0:45:20.720
<v Speaker 1>enough like they feel they feel the need to create

0:45:20.760 --> 0:45:27.520
<v Speaker 1>this extra huge incentive to get people out fishing. Enter

0:45:27.600 --> 0:45:32.480
<v Speaker 1>the story of Old Walter two point oh. Last weekend

0:45:33.040 --> 0:45:35.719
<v Speaker 1>was free fishing weekend in Tennessee, meaning that anyone could

0:45:35.760 --> 0:45:39.640
<v Speaker 1>fish without needing to purchase a license. To capitalize on

0:45:39.800 --> 0:45:41.560
<v Speaker 1>what was already sure to be a busy couple of

0:45:41.600 --> 0:45:44.280
<v Speaker 1>days on the water on the famed South Holeston Reservoir,

0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Watson's Marine and Tackle in Bluff City, Tennessee, decided to

0:45:48.280 --> 0:45:52.960
<v Speaker 1>up the ante. On June tent at around one am,

0:45:53.120 --> 0:45:56.759
<v Speaker 1>watson employees caught, tagged, and released a three and a

0:45:56.840 --> 0:46:00.479
<v Speaker 1>half pound small mouth that they named Old Walter two

0:46:00.520 --> 0:46:04.200
<v Speaker 1>point oh. They then announced on their Facebook page that

0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:07.600
<v Speaker 1>anyone who caught the fish legally and delivered it to

0:46:07.600 --> 0:46:11.920
<v Speaker 1>the shop alive would win one hundred thousand dollars. Winners

0:46:11.960 --> 0:46:15.800
<v Speaker 1>were required to follow all fishing game laws and catch

0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:17.759
<v Speaker 1>the fish on a rod and reel, but live bait

0:46:17.800 --> 0:46:22.720
<v Speaker 1>and artificial lures were both legal. According to Watson Marine Quote,

0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:26.360
<v Speaker 1>this entire event was inspired by a similar contest in

0:46:26.360 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 1>the mid nineteen eighties that many still look fondly back

0:46:29.680 --> 0:46:32.760
<v Speaker 1>on in the great memories from the event, and hopefully

0:46:33.000 --> 0:46:37.560
<v Speaker 1>that same sentiment was relayed this past weekend. That's why

0:46:37.560 --> 0:46:40.080
<v Speaker 1>the fish are called Old Walter two point oh, and

0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:43.120
<v Speaker 1>that all sounds kind of heartwarming. But I read a

0:46:43.160 --> 0:46:46.480
<v Speaker 1>bunch of stories about this, and no one actually seems

0:46:46.520 --> 0:46:49.800
<v Speaker 1>to remember the details of that original contest from forty

0:46:49.840 --> 0:46:52.719
<v Speaker 1>years ago, or even the exact year that had happened.

0:46:53.080 --> 0:46:56.200
<v Speaker 1>So either people don't want to talk about the details

0:46:56.200 --> 0:46:59.200
<v Speaker 1>with the press because it was sketchy or not sanctioned

0:46:59.280 --> 0:47:02.920
<v Speaker 1>or something I don't know, or they really don't remember

0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:08.040
<v Speaker 1>what happened. So I don't quite get how this is

0:47:08.040 --> 0:47:11.359
<v Speaker 1>an extension of history being relieved, But either way, this

0:47:11.440 --> 0:47:16.239
<v Speaker 1>year's Old Walter event will be much better cataloged in history.

0:47:16.719 --> 0:47:19.800
<v Speaker 1>What was already a crazy weekend on a popular reservoir

0:47:19.840 --> 0:47:23.480
<v Speaker 1>turned into a complete mad house. Anglers flocked not just

0:47:23.520 --> 0:47:26.320
<v Speaker 1>from Oliver, Tennessee, but from neighboring states and even further afield.

0:47:26.719 --> 0:47:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Local local news station five reported talking to a group

0:47:30.719 --> 0:47:33.879
<v Speaker 1>who came from Michigan for a crack at the hunder

0:47:33.920 --> 0:47:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Grand Smally public access points were just like choked with

0:47:38.120 --> 0:47:41.560
<v Speaker 1>bank anglers and and the boat ramps were exactly what

0:47:41.600 --> 0:47:45.879
<v Speaker 1>you would imagine, just like hellish nightmare scenes. The good

0:47:45.880 --> 0:47:48.520
<v Speaker 1>news is that I couldn't find any reports of of

0:47:48.600 --> 0:47:52.640
<v Speaker 1>disasters or incidents or injuries or drownings or fist fights

0:47:52.680 --> 0:47:56.400
<v Speaker 1>or anything. But the bad news, despite the thousands of

0:47:56.440 --> 0:47:59.520
<v Speaker 1>hooks and lines combing South Holsted for two days straight,

0:47:59.560 --> 0:48:03.760
<v Speaker 1>no one caught Old Walter. He's still out there, chilling,

0:48:04.360 --> 0:48:07.359
<v Speaker 1>sitting there. In a final update to their Facebook page

0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 1>on Monday morning, Watson's Burned announced that Old Walter still

0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:13.400
<v Speaker 1>carries a prize on his head, but now it's fifteen

0:48:13.520 --> 0:48:17.080
<v Speaker 1>hundred bucks instead of a hundred grand. Oh, so it

0:48:17.200 --> 0:48:19.640
<v Speaker 1>had to be caught over that weekend. Had to be

0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:25.120
<v Speaker 1>caught over the weekend. Man, Man, I don't want to

0:48:25.120 --> 0:48:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to, like, I don't want to speculate,

0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:30.480
<v Speaker 1>But doesn't this all sound real shady, like there's like

0:48:30.520 --> 0:48:34.200
<v Speaker 1>some element of shade to this. Yeah, of course they

0:48:34.200 --> 0:48:36.800
<v Speaker 1>are insistent. If you look at everything they put up publicly,

0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:38.880
<v Speaker 1>like this is a real thing, And after it was

0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:41.760
<v Speaker 1>over they put up pictures of the fish they're calling

0:48:41.800 --> 0:48:45.319
<v Speaker 1>old Walter and then releasing it say it's real. Here

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:47.520
<v Speaker 1>it is. But I think you're exactly right. All of

0:48:47.560 --> 0:48:49.759
<v Speaker 1>it smacks as a little shade to me from the

0:48:49.840 --> 0:48:52.759
<v Speaker 1>like some sort of origin to a contest from the

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:55.080
<v Speaker 1>eighties that no one really knows anything about two like

0:48:55.760 --> 0:48:58.759
<v Speaker 1>there's a hunderground. We swear the fishes out there like

0:48:59.000 --> 0:49:01.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, and I don't know. And again

0:49:01.400 --> 0:49:03.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything about this marina. But I'm just

0:49:03.800 --> 0:49:05.920
<v Speaker 1>thinking of like the local marinas on some of the

0:49:05.920 --> 0:49:09.200
<v Speaker 1>bigger lakes around here. If they offered up a hundred

0:49:09.239 --> 0:49:12.760
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars, I'd be like, you haven't made a hundred

0:49:12.840 --> 0:49:15.480
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars in that little marina in that place, like

0:49:15.520 --> 0:49:17.880
<v Speaker 1>in the last Like it just seems like one of

0:49:17.880 --> 0:49:19.480
<v Speaker 1>those things where it's like we're gonna, we're gonna do

0:49:19.520 --> 0:49:21.480
<v Speaker 1>it to hype it up, but like they somehow know

0:49:21.680 --> 0:49:24.240
<v Speaker 1>they're not going to have to pay it out or something.

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:30.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like the best of people. But yeah, it

0:49:30.400 --> 0:49:33.640
<v Speaker 1>feels sketchy to me too. I think it's also possible.

0:49:33.680 --> 0:49:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I'll say this, we don't know how busy they are.

0:49:36.040 --> 0:49:39.480
<v Speaker 1>That's a very popular part of the fishing country. Like

0:49:39.480 --> 0:49:42.160
<v Speaker 1>fishing is a big deal over there, particularly bass fishing,

0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:44.240
<v Speaker 1>and if they sell a lot of big bass boats

0:49:44.800 --> 0:49:47.720
<v Speaker 1>and last year was probably a better year for them,

0:49:48.280 --> 0:49:52.520
<v Speaker 1>very well could I'm thinking of it as like a

0:49:52.560 --> 0:49:54.719
<v Speaker 1>small mom and pop place, but that might not be

0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:58.239
<v Speaker 1>the case. Even still, it's like, why not just leave

0:49:58.239 --> 0:50:00.200
<v Speaker 1>it a hundred thousand dollars till it's called if you

0:50:00.239 --> 0:50:03.360
<v Speaker 1>have the hundred thousands? Because they got what they wanted.

0:50:03.400 --> 0:50:05.440
<v Speaker 1>They got a weekend of like crazing is and people's

0:50:05.480 --> 0:50:09.239
<v Speaker 1>beending money. They that that it's diminishing returns for them. Well,

0:50:09.280 --> 0:50:11.239
<v Speaker 1>you know what the problem here is. I've heard there's

0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:15.840
<v Speaker 1>a Senko shortage. So all those people probably none of

0:50:15.880 --> 0:50:18.799
<v Speaker 1>them had a foreign troop beer Senko and and there

0:50:18.840 --> 0:50:22.520
<v Speaker 1>you go, and that's what happens. Well, um, we'll monitor

0:50:22.600 --> 0:50:25.359
<v Speaker 1>to see if old Walter Walter isn't that there's no,

0:50:25.680 --> 0:50:29.160
<v Speaker 1>it's not Old Walter. It's old Walter Old Walter. There's

0:50:29.200 --> 0:50:34.319
<v Speaker 1>no D. There's no D. There's to be a silent um. Yeah, well,

0:50:33.840 --> 0:50:36.560
<v Speaker 1>well we'll see what happened. I would like to follow

0:50:36.640 --> 0:50:38.400
<v Speaker 1>up to see if somebody actually catches it, just to

0:50:38.480 --> 0:50:41.120
<v Speaker 1>prove that it's out there. I just want to know.

0:50:41.800 --> 0:50:45.040
<v Speaker 1>I just want to know. Um. But okay, so I'll

0:50:45.040 --> 0:50:49.520
<v Speaker 1>transition to to uh proving there here's some this is

0:50:49.560 --> 0:50:53.640
<v Speaker 1>some real proof about muskies. I'm trying to set up

0:50:53.640 --> 0:50:57.080
<v Speaker 1>this transition. This is proof proof about muskies. You didn't know.

0:50:58.680 --> 0:51:02.040
<v Speaker 1>Data that proofs they is about muskie ship that you

0:51:02.080 --> 0:51:04.960
<v Speaker 1>probably didn't know before. How's that was that smooth? I

0:51:05.000 --> 0:51:12.080
<v Speaker 1>thought it was great. I'm moving on straight out of Michigan.

0:51:12.360 --> 0:51:15.879
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about a muskie named James. This is from

0:51:16.000 --> 0:51:18.240
<v Speaker 1>m live dot com, your source for James. The musky

0:51:18.280 --> 0:51:21.480
<v Speaker 1>plush toys on season lunch boxes. Just kidding about those,

0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:24.960
<v Speaker 1>but not but not about the muskie which the Michigan

0:51:25.080 --> 0:51:29.200
<v Speaker 1>DNR named James because his tag number was double O

0:51:29.360 --> 0:51:34.560
<v Speaker 1>seven a good one. So old James was first tagged

0:51:34.560 --> 0:51:38.600
<v Speaker 1>in the Detroit River. Is it old old James? We

0:51:38.680 --> 0:51:42.720
<v Speaker 1>have Old Walter, and I'm saying Old James was first

0:51:42.760 --> 0:51:46.919
<v Speaker 1>tagged in the Detroit River in the late spring of right,

0:51:47.560 --> 0:51:50.200
<v Speaker 1>and by the end of that summer found his way

0:51:50.320 --> 0:51:54.239
<v Speaker 1>clear across Lake Erie to Buffalo, New York. By January,

0:51:56.239 --> 0:51:59.280
<v Speaker 1>James was back in the Michigan waters of Lake Erie,

0:51:59.440 --> 0:52:03.240
<v Speaker 1>and in May he was only a few hundred yards

0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:06.680
<v Speaker 1>from where he had been captured the year before. So

0:52:06.800 --> 0:52:11.640
<v Speaker 1>that is a round trip for James of six hundred

0:52:11.800 --> 0:52:16.280
<v Speaker 1>and twenty miles. And according to the story, UH James

0:52:16.320 --> 0:52:21.040
<v Speaker 1>is still tagged and they monitor this through through sonar um.

0:52:21.160 --> 0:52:24.200
<v Speaker 1>James has repeated this same pattern, the same movement in

0:52:24.280 --> 0:52:27.960
<v Speaker 1>following years and is still providing scientists with data on

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:33.200
<v Speaker 1>these movements. How many times have they this story the

0:52:33.280 --> 0:52:36.280
<v Speaker 1>story did not say. It did not give an amount

0:52:36.280 --> 0:52:39.399
<v Speaker 1>of specific times it was repeated. It just said this

0:52:39.480 --> 0:52:42.320
<v Speaker 1>was the first pass, and he's made similar or passes

0:52:42.400 --> 0:52:46.000
<v Speaker 1>just as close in subsequent years, all the way out

0:52:46.000 --> 0:52:49.280
<v Speaker 1>and all the way back. Right. So from the story,

0:52:49.320 --> 0:52:52.319
<v Speaker 1>tagging and tracking of Muskie's is ongoing, with researchers hoping

0:52:52.320 --> 0:52:55.400
<v Speaker 1>to use fish movement patterns to identify unique groups of fish,

0:52:55.440 --> 0:52:58.960
<v Speaker 1>which according to the d NR, can inform overall estimates

0:52:58.960 --> 0:53:04.640
<v Speaker 1>of populations and provide pivotal information to fisheries managers. Each

0:53:04.680 --> 0:53:07.840
<v Speaker 1>fish is surgically implanted with an acoustic transmitter that emits

0:53:07.840 --> 0:53:10.560
<v Speaker 1>coded pings unique to each fish and has a battery

0:53:10.640 --> 0:53:14.440
<v Speaker 1>life of at least seven years. Um And says these

0:53:14.480 --> 0:53:17.200
<v Speaker 1>signals can be detected by a network of listening stations

0:53:17.200 --> 0:53:19.040
<v Speaker 1>throughout the Great Lakes as part of the Great Lakes

0:53:19.040 --> 0:53:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Acoustic Telemetry Observation System, which I happen to know, while

0:53:22.719 --> 0:53:24.560
<v Speaker 1>the story didn't go into it, they have these things

0:53:24.600 --> 0:53:26.840
<v Speaker 1>planted all over the lake. They monitor all kinds of stuff,

0:53:26.960 --> 0:53:29.680
<v Speaker 1>like they know like where all the wall eyes are

0:53:29.880 --> 0:53:32.719
<v Speaker 1>right now and where. But I didn't know that they

0:53:32.760 --> 0:53:34.640
<v Speaker 1>were doing this with muskies, Like I know that they've

0:53:34.640 --> 0:53:36.759
<v Speaker 1>done a lot with salmon, and I know they've done

0:53:36.760 --> 0:53:39.200
<v Speaker 1>a ton with walleye, and there's there's really no like

0:53:39.280 --> 0:53:41.400
<v Speaker 1>huge follow up behind that other than I. I just

0:53:41.440 --> 0:53:45.120
<v Speaker 1>always find these little tidbits fascinating because I think with

0:53:45.239 --> 0:53:49.480
<v Speaker 1>freshwater species in particular, UM, so many people just kind

0:53:49.480 --> 0:53:52.279
<v Speaker 1>of consider them home bodies, and that's not at all true.

0:53:52.320 --> 0:53:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Like in so many cases, if fish have room to roam,

0:53:55.960 --> 0:53:58.359
<v Speaker 1>a lot of them will for a multitude of reason.

0:53:58.400 --> 0:54:00.160
<v Speaker 1>And this takes me back to that story. You come right.

0:54:00.200 --> 0:54:02.279
<v Speaker 1>This was a while ago, but it's about the the

0:54:02.960 --> 0:54:05.719
<v Speaker 1>near record muski in the Minnesota lake that wasn't supposed

0:54:05.760 --> 0:54:09.120
<v Speaker 1>to have muskies in it. There's this big mystery and

0:54:09.280 --> 0:54:11.759
<v Speaker 1>all they could figure was there was this long network

0:54:11.840 --> 0:54:16.960
<v Speaker 1>of these small like culverts and ditches that ran underneath roads, um,

0:54:17.000 --> 0:54:21.520
<v Speaker 1>that distantly connected to musky waters and there it's like, hey,

0:54:21.600 --> 0:54:24.279
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's sort of speculation, like, well, that's the

0:54:24.280 --> 0:54:25.719
<v Speaker 1>only way he could have got there. A must taken

0:54:25.760 --> 0:54:28.520
<v Speaker 1>them years to do it. Um. But sometimes the lens

0:54:28.560 --> 0:54:30.880
<v Speaker 1>they'll go are hard to comprehend without data like this,

0:54:30.920 --> 0:54:32.520
<v Speaker 1>and this is like right in front of your face,

0:54:32.560 --> 0:54:37.879
<v Speaker 1>Like they tracked this muskie swy miles multiple times, um,

0:54:37.920 --> 0:54:40.080
<v Speaker 1>and they they've done a bit of this kind of thing,

0:54:40.160 --> 0:54:43.120
<v Speaker 1>even on like salty stripers out here. Always blows my

0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:46.279
<v Speaker 1>mind too. Um. One of them spent I remember this

0:54:46.320 --> 0:54:48.080
<v Speaker 1>a couple of years ago, spend a ton of time

0:54:48.440 --> 0:54:51.680
<v Speaker 1>in the summer, seventy miles offshore in the canyons where

0:54:51.680 --> 0:54:55.000
<v Speaker 1>the tuna and the marlin are right and it's like

0:54:55.080 --> 0:54:57.160
<v Speaker 1>by the book that fish should never be there, but

0:54:57.239 --> 0:54:59.480
<v Speaker 1>like there it was, science says so right in your face,

0:54:59.520 --> 0:55:01.600
<v Speaker 1>so I'm always it is fascinated by studies like this

0:55:02.239 --> 0:55:05.680
<v Speaker 1>that just show you, like how far and wide fish

0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:08.640
<v Speaker 1>will roam, So dude, And maybe it's probably not in

0:55:08.640 --> 0:55:10.520
<v Speaker 1>there because you would have covered it. But I'm just curious,

0:55:10.960 --> 0:55:14.560
<v Speaker 1>are there any hypotheses as to why that fish was

0:55:14.600 --> 0:55:16.960
<v Speaker 1>making that trip, because usually they're going to be following baits,

0:55:17.320 --> 0:55:21.759
<v Speaker 1>following cooler water, or following something that is attractive to

0:55:21.840 --> 0:55:24.839
<v Speaker 1>them exactly, And no it didn't. But I'm just gonna

0:55:24.920 --> 0:55:26.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and

0:55:26.520 --> 0:55:29.840
<v Speaker 1>say that if you base it around Walleye movements, I

0:55:29.880 --> 0:55:31.400
<v Speaker 1>know a little bit more about that, Like if you

0:55:31.440 --> 0:55:34.400
<v Speaker 1>talk to guys like Ross Robertson, like real wringers in

0:55:34.400 --> 0:55:39.280
<v Speaker 1>that system, like they they follow emerald shiners, they follow,

0:55:39.360 --> 0:55:42.520
<v Speaker 1>like you said, cooler temps. And while there's always like

0:55:42.520 --> 0:55:44.920
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of Walleye everywhere, as I understand it,

0:55:44.960 --> 0:55:48.799
<v Speaker 1>like the main bulk, the main population, they slide from

0:55:48.840 --> 0:55:51.920
<v Speaker 1>one side of that lake and back again for following

0:55:51.960 --> 0:55:55.680
<v Speaker 1>everything from temp to food. So I would assume the

0:55:55.960 --> 0:56:00.640
<v Speaker 1>muskies moving for the same reason. And I actually, as

0:56:00.680 --> 0:56:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I recall it, like the the eastern side of that basin,

0:56:04.680 --> 0:56:07.520
<v Speaker 1>I think has the cooler water in the summer, like

0:56:07.680 --> 0:56:10.600
<v Speaker 1>late summer, you want to be on the eastern side

0:56:10.600 --> 0:56:13.920
<v Speaker 1>of that basin. So I'm sure even if it's I

0:56:13.920 --> 0:56:17.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know whether the muskies are migrating per se, but

0:56:17.120 --> 0:56:18.839
<v Speaker 1>like if you're a muskie and you're hungry, you can

0:56:18.840 --> 0:56:21.480
<v Speaker 1>follow a bunch of small wall eyes around, right, you

0:56:21.520 --> 0:56:25.239
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. So it's a connected yeah or yeah.

0:56:25.320 --> 0:56:28.320
<v Speaker 1>So I'm sure it's all interconnected to just these general

0:56:28.880 --> 0:56:31.279
<v Speaker 1>migrations throughout the system. And as a salty guy, that's

0:56:31.280 --> 0:56:35.319
<v Speaker 1>so common, like how totally fish migrating move But I

0:56:35.360 --> 0:56:37.000
<v Speaker 1>mean that may as well be the ocean. There's so

0:56:37.080 --> 0:56:40.200
<v Speaker 1>much water and so much space, so it's not like, well,

0:56:40.320 --> 0:56:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Cleveland's wal eyes are here and they're always here. Like

0:56:42.719 --> 0:56:45.560
<v Speaker 1>those fish, it's almost like a saltwater environment the way

0:56:45.600 --> 0:56:48.879
<v Speaker 1>they migrate through that system, which is why those those

0:56:48.880 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 1>great lakes, like hardcore musky guys are so dialed on

0:56:52.239 --> 0:56:54.480
<v Speaker 1>localized bites at certain times of you're right, like you

0:56:54.480 --> 0:56:57.719
<v Speaker 1>hear about that all the time, and and where you

0:56:57.760 --> 0:56:59.799
<v Speaker 1>know whether they're they're in the Fox River of Green

0:56:59.800 --> 0:57:02.479
<v Speaker 1>Bay just for one period of time when when the

0:57:02.520 --> 0:57:05.160
<v Speaker 1>conditions are right and it's just like saltwater. You gotta

0:57:05.200 --> 0:57:08.120
<v Speaker 1>follow them where they go as they move. It's it's all,

0:57:08.200 --> 0:57:10.600
<v Speaker 1>it's all, it's all the fish. I've done it with

0:57:10.680 --> 0:57:13.040
<v Speaker 1>small mouths up there, and like it's super secret deal

0:57:13.080 --> 0:57:15.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm not supposed to talk about. But be that as

0:57:15.400 --> 0:57:17.480
<v Speaker 1>it may. It's like we fished this area where you

0:57:17.560 --> 0:57:20.440
<v Speaker 1>would have a hell of a time ever catching a

0:57:20.520 --> 0:57:24.280
<v Speaker 1>small mouth except for like these two weeks in November,

0:57:24.480 --> 0:57:28.520
<v Speaker 1>and they're on these Volkswagen sized pieces of rubble in

0:57:28.640 --> 0:57:31.920
<v Speaker 1>basically a shallow desert and they're not that Like, you

0:57:31.960 --> 0:57:33.880
<v Speaker 1>won't catch a small mouth there any other time of year.

0:57:33.880 --> 0:57:35.400
<v Speaker 1>And there's a lot of that in the Great Lakes

0:57:35.400 --> 0:57:37.640
<v Speaker 1>and it always fascinates me how salty it feels like

0:57:38.680 --> 0:57:42.920
<v Speaker 1>right here, right now. So James the musky six miles,

0:57:42.960 --> 0:57:45.640
<v Speaker 1>good on him. I'm sure he's strong. He might you know,

0:57:45.920 --> 0:57:48.560
<v Speaker 1>you might want to let him fight musky guys instead

0:57:48.560 --> 0:57:50.520
<v Speaker 1>of just ripping him to the net in two seconds.

0:57:50.520 --> 0:57:53.440
<v Speaker 1>While he rolls around, let me have a little drag,

0:57:53.640 --> 0:57:57.920
<v Speaker 1>let him run, don't bring him in. Green could go

0:57:57.960 --> 0:58:01.080
<v Speaker 1>bed anyway. So it's got a lot to choose from.

0:58:01.240 --> 0:58:04.920
<v Speaker 1>Who's gonna take the wind guy? Getting eaten by by whale.

0:58:04.920 --> 0:58:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Old Walter carp few of the century, James the Muskie.

0:58:09.880 --> 0:58:12.240
<v Speaker 1>We'll see what Phil has to say, and then we're

0:58:12.240 --> 0:58:20.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna do a little freaking Philistines right after that. Okay,

0:58:20.200 --> 0:58:24.680
<v Speaker 1>So you're you're telling me a hundred thousand dollars if

0:58:24.720 --> 0:58:29.400
<v Speaker 1>I make him the winner. M you got a deal man, Okay, ye,

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<v Speaker 1>because he did such a good job this week, and

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<v Speaker 1>for no other reason, Miles Nulty, you're the winner of

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<v Speaker 1>fish News this week. No hold on one second, hello,

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<v Speaker 1>what okay? Deals off? I Actually I just recounted the points,

0:58:53.160 --> 0:58:56.600
<v Speaker 1>and um, it turns out that that Miles was actually

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<v Speaker 1>taking truckloads of fish News points from Joe's beautiful public

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<v Speaker 1>lakes and trucking them all the way to his stuffy

0:59:04.160 --> 0:59:08.320
<v Speaker 1>private lakes, and uh listen. Not technically illegal, but not

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<v Speaker 1>in the spirit of fish News, and therefore I have

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<v Speaker 1>to make Joe certainly the winner of fish News this week.

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<v Speaker 1>What's fast? It's a guy who doesn't care about books

0:59:19.160 --> 0:59:26.720
<v Speaker 1>or interesting films and things. Robert Lurke is best known

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<v Speaker 1>as a hunting writer. His account of a nineteen fifty

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<v Speaker 1>one African Safari Horn of the Hunter is still regarded

0:59:33.440 --> 0:59:37.800
<v Speaker 1>by many as the greatest African hunting book ever written. Others,

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<v Speaker 1>myself included, contend that it's somewhat egregious derivation of Hemingway's

0:59:42.520 --> 0:59:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Green Hills of Africa dulls the shine regardless of what

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<v Speaker 1>I think. However, Rurk rose to prominence and fame when

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<v Speaker 1>Horn of the Hunter was published in nineteen fifty three,

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<v Speaker 1>and remained there until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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<v Speaker 1>In n style and topic weren't the only attributes were

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<v Speaker 1>shared with, or perhaps borrowed from his favorite writer and

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<v Speaker 1>personal hero. In my estimation, Rurk's most compelling, original, and

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<v Speaker 1>enduring work is collected from a series that ran in

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<v Speaker 1>Field and Stream from nineteen fifty three to nineteen sixty one,

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<v Speaker 1>titled The Old Man and the Boy. The stories are

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<v Speaker 1>written from the perspective of a grown man recounting the fishing, hunting,

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<v Speaker 1>and practical education he received from his grandfather while growing

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<v Speaker 1>up on the rural coast of North Carolina in the

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen twenties. The series is technically fiction, but clearly based

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<v Speaker 1>on Rurk's own upbringing. He recounts his childhood through a

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<v Speaker 1>romantic prism that throws rainbows across nearly every character an event,

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<v Speaker 1>Even when the story's hint at darkness or ugliness, those

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<v Speaker 1>smudges get covered by colorful sentiment. Grown men getting blind, drunk,

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<v Speaker 1>and falling into a name fisticuffs after a failed raccoon

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<v Speaker 1>hunt over nothing beyond ego and idiocy are recalled in

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<v Speaker 1>a char ring in tender anecdote. When one of them

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<v Speaker 1>misses a punch badly, falls off the porch and remains supine.

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<v Speaker 1>His fellow combatant and brother decides to join him. They

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<v Speaker 1>sleep off their alcohol and fury, curled together in the

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<v Speaker 1>dirt and looking so peaceful, are joined by one of

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<v Speaker 1>the hounds, who stretches out across their feet. But in

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<v Speaker 1>this book, rurks rosy reflections feel more perspectivele than deceitful.

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<v Speaker 1>Adults often see their own backstories through the fun house

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<v Speaker 1>mirror of nostalgia. When we remember our pasts, and especially

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<v Speaker 1>our childhoods, we almost always find the time works on

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<v Speaker 1>memory in much the same way that water does on stones.

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<v Speaker 1>Rurk portrays early twentieth century North Carolina as a fantasy

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<v Speaker 1>world for a boy who liked fishing, hunting, and being outside.

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<v Speaker 1>In each vignette, he recalls some kind of wonderful adventure

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<v Speaker 1>chasing quail or blue fish, where the boy is ushered

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<v Speaker 1>towards some deep wisdom through the folksy backwoods brilliance of

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<v Speaker 1>a grandfather, the old Man. The lessons are always practical.

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<v Speaker 1>Steward your fishing game, bring spare tackle. Don't start drinking

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<v Speaker 1>until after you're done hunting. Sometimes they're moral. Train a dog,

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<v Speaker 1>don't break him. Idleness is only a sin if you

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<v Speaker 1>squander it. One can be kind without being weak. Often

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<v Speaker 1>they're philosophical. The person who speaks the most and loudest

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<v Speaker 1>usually knows the least, or, to quote the old Man himself,

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<v Speaker 1>the world is full of fine, fragmentary thoughts, killed at

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<v Speaker 1>birth by the interruptions of damned fools. Mostly, the old

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<v Speaker 1>Man teaches the boy to slow down, shut up, and

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<v Speaker 1>pay attention to the world around him, especially the non

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<v Speaker 1>human life. And while the stories consistently flirt with that

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<v Speaker 1>shadow line where poignant becomes traite, they never seem to

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<v Speaker 1>cross it. The old Man is wise and brilliant, but

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<v Speaker 1>also self deprecating and just flawed enough to feel like

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<v Speaker 1>the grandfather you wish you had Being that this book

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<v Speaker 1>is set in the South in the nineteen twenties, it

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<v Speaker 1>reflects flawed and ignorant cultural attitudes about race and gender.

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<v Speaker 1>To consume this book entirely without critical thought would run

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<v Speaker 1>counter to one of the central philosophies that the Old

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<v Speaker 1>Man espouses. People are often dead wrong in their opinions

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<v Speaker 1>about and ways of treating other people whom they do

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<v Speaker 1>not know. We can always do better by ourselves, our world,

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<v Speaker 1>and our species by actually listening to and internalizing experiences

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<v Speaker 1>that are not our own, those shot through with relic

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<v Speaker 1>arts of racism and chauvinism. I feel relatively confident that

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<v Speaker 1>if Rurk's characters were alive today, some of their assumptions

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<v Speaker 1>would change, And I think anyone reading this book in

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<v Speaker 1>the twenty one century would be wise to maintain the

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<v Speaker 1>skepticism of dogma and questioning of other's opinions that the

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<v Speaker 1>Old Man so often recommends to the Boy. Here's a

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<v Speaker 1>taste of the style and pacing that should convince you

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<v Speaker 1>why this book is a perfect summertime read. We came

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<v Speaker 1>around a bend of the Big Creek, and the old

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<v Speaker 1>Man told me to head her into the bank where

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<v Speaker 1>there are a lot of lily pads and weeds, and

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<v Speaker 1>it looked like some fairly deep pools now. Then, son,

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<v Speaker 1>the old man said, we ain't gonna talk any because

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<v Speaker 1>fishing is a silent sport, and a lot of conversation

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<v Speaker 1>scares the fish and wreck the mood. What I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to do is sit there and fish, And when

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<v Speaker 1>the fish ain't biting, I want you to listen and

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<v Speaker 1>look and think, think about heaven and hell and just

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<v Speaker 1>how long is hereafter? Look around you and don't take

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<v Speaker 1>nothing for granted. Look at everything you see, and listen

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<v Speaker 1>to everything you hear, just like you were brand new,

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<v Speaker 1>come for another world, and think about all those things

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<v Speaker 1>and how they got there. Now, let's fish well, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>When you can't talk, you got to think and look

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<v Speaker 1>and listen, And all of a sudden I was a

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<v Speaker 1>lonesomest boy in the world. You know anything about what

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<v Speaker 1>it's like to be in a fresh water swamp in

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<v Speaker 1>the south when the sun starting to drop and the

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<v Speaker 1>noises begin, or what it smells like and feels like

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<v Speaker 1>as it cools off from the heat of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>and what sort of things are all around you. I

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<v Speaker 1>got to look in at the water. It was clear

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<v Speaker 1>and clean, but brown is your hat from the leaf dye.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you scooped it up a handful tasted a

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<v Speaker 1>little like the leaves smelled if you crumpled them up

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<v Speaker 1>in your hand. And it was full of all sorts

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<v Speaker 1>of little things. Bugs that hopped and popped, little crawlers

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<v Speaker 1>that left a tiny wake behind them like a mink.

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<v Speaker 1>Swimming fish swirled and rose to snap at the beginnings

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<v Speaker 1>of the fly hatch. A big bullfrog gave a loud,

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<v Speaker 1>croaking kurt thump and leapt into the water with a

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<v Speaker 1>splash over on the other bank of watermarks, and slithered

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<v Speaker 1>down the greasy earth and slipped into the water without

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<v Speaker 1>a sound. It was so lonely in that swampy river

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<v Speaker 1>that it made you want to cry. All the sad

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<v Speaker 1>sounds in the world suddenly started. A dove set up

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<v Speaker 1>that woeful whoo hoo hoo across the swamp, and another

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<v Speaker 1>one sadder still began to answer them back. They sounded

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<v Speaker 1>like two old widow women swapping miseries in the utter. Hush,

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<v Speaker 1>A million noises intruded. A bittern roared, a heron squawked,

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<v Speaker 1>a kingfisher rattled a deer snorted and barked. A bird screeched,

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<v Speaker 1>a crow cod Somewhere deep in the swamp, there was

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<v Speaker 1>a growl and a scream as a wildcat skittled a rabbit.

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<v Speaker 1>A squirreled, chirred, and was answered. Leaves rustled, things fell off, Trees,

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<v Speaker 1>bushes stirred mysteriously with the passing of unseen animals. In

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<v Speaker 1>my brain, I looked at all of it, the trees,

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<v Speaker 1>the grass, the moss, the bugs, the birds, the ferns,

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<v Speaker 1>the flowers, the setting sun, the rising hatch of flies.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt the dark creeping, and saw the first shining

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<v Speaker 1>speck of star, and heard the mounting noises in the swamp.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt cold in my bones from the rising yasthma

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<v Speaker 1>of mist as the air cooled. I was so lost

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<v Speaker 1>in what was going on in the million slivers of

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<v Speaker 1>vibrant life that when a big fish hit I lost

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<v Speaker 1>him out of sheer panic. I'll tell you why, man,

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<v Speaker 1>After all these years, what's still difficult for me to

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<v Speaker 1>to fully appreciate and understand is that my byline appeared

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<v Speaker 1>for for so many years in the same magazine where

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<v Speaker 1>those stories came from. You know what I mean? A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of history. There man a lot of it. And

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<v Speaker 1>like when we met, right when you when we met,

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<v Speaker 1>you were the fishing editor at Field and Stream, I

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<v Speaker 1>was the fishing editor at Gray Sporting Journal. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think sometimes, at least the first we both felt like

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<v Speaker 1>we were we were wearing clown shoes, right, because I'm not,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not mistaken. I think we were both the

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<v Speaker 1>youngest people to ever hold that title of those magazines

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sure. Yeah. And and by the time you were there, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Rurke was long dead, he was long gone, but you

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<v Speaker 1>still got to share mast heads with some of our idols,

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<v Speaker 1>right like Tom, Tom mcgwain, AJ McClain, David James, Duncan

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<v Speaker 1>Pete from Jim bab Like oh yeah, oh dude, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I still think about it now, like my

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<v Speaker 1>stuff for for years went alongside Eddie Nikins and Phil

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<v Speaker 1>Bore Jaley, and I'm still damn proud to have been

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<v Speaker 1>part of that magazine and just like the literary and

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<v Speaker 1>sporting tradition behind it, you know. Yeah, I mean, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>while you were there, Harrison was still publishing Field and Stream.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, these were these were for for both of us.

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<v Speaker 1>I think those were kind of magical times. And I'll

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<v Speaker 1>never forget the day that I was told I got

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<v Speaker 1>that job. I blew my mind. It was one of

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<v Speaker 1>the top five happiest days of my life without question.

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<v Speaker 1>Me too, Me too. And look at us now, Look

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<v Speaker 1>look where we've gotten. We get to make a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>with with such luminaries as lands By and Scatchee Johnson, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Plus we get to we get to come

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<v Speaker 1>the internet for fishing products where they ridicule and derision

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<v Speaker 1>for our sale been segment. God, you know it just

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<v Speaker 1>all paid off? Face? Why did you put the hand

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<v Speaker 1>to pay You don't know what I'm getting? Man, What

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't have to be so hurtful with me so angry.

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<v Speaker 1>The original idea for this segment was for us to

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<v Speaker 1>make jokes about used fishing gear that was for sale online.

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<v Speaker 1>But as we've kind of gone with this, we keep

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<v Speaker 1>finding or getting sent links to these just absolutely ludicrous

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<v Speaker 1>manufacturer products. So Joe and I have talked about this,

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<v Speaker 1>like off off the radio here, We've we've had conversations,

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<v Speaker 1>and we've decided to officially open up the category a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit right, give ourselves licensed to make fun of

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely any worthy fishing related products, even if they're not

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<v Speaker 1>being pawned off second hand. Yeah, because it's I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems like there's too many not to like we

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<v Speaker 1>have to We've already done a couple of times, but

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<v Speaker 1>now we're officially saying that we're doing it so right.

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<v Speaker 1>And and to be clear, we are in no way

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<v Speaker 1>shape or for him giving up on combing Craigslist and

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook our you know, we're just we're expanding. Okay, we're expanding.

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<v Speaker 1>We're giving ourselves license to make fun of new shit

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<v Speaker 1>and use hit. As I I said, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>not too long ago, I prefer to ridicule a single

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<v Speaker 1>person over a company. Right to me, it's it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's no different than my preference for buying stuff from

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<v Speaker 1>a small business instead of a large corporation. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>I actually want to see the impact I'm having, both

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<v Speaker 1>positive and negative. Um, but look, sometimes you gotta expand

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<v Speaker 1>your horizons. So that's that's what we're doing. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing. And uh and and you're helping us with

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<v Speaker 1>this because because listener Brandon Razinski recently sent us a

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<v Speaker 1>link to a product being sold by a phishing gear

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<v Speaker 1>company that I somehow I'd never heard of this before.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how I missed it. Judging judging by

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<v Speaker 1>their website, yeah amazing. Judging by their website, the tackle

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<v Speaker 1>box Shop seems like it might be a money laundering

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<v Speaker 1>front for the Russian mob specializes in Chinese knockoff fishing gear,

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<v Speaker 1>which may or may not have disappeared from a shipping crate.

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<v Speaker 1>According to their website quote at the tackle box Shop,

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<v Speaker 1>we stocked nearly all accessories including phishing lures, hooks, jigheads,

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<v Speaker 1>weight sinkers, line stoppers, barrel swivels, free tackle boxes, and

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<v Speaker 1>over all any and all phishing equipment you need for

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<v Speaker 1>salt water and fresh water. I don't get the free

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<v Speaker 1>tackle boxes, the stock of free tackle box free, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't know. I don't know so much.

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<v Speaker 1>So with a tagline like that and prices like these,

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<v Speaker 1>you can understand why they just can't afford to hire

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<v Speaker 1>copy editors fluent in English language. You can get yourself

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<v Speaker 1>right now. If you go there, you can purchase for

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<v Speaker 1>yourself an entire ten piece set of maps Agia knockoffs

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<v Speaker 1>for American. Of course they're not. These are not advertised

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<v Speaker 1>like you can't look up MEPs knockoffs. It won't come

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<v Speaker 1>up there, obviously it But it's like, it is so

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<v Speaker 1>obvious that these are just they're painted just to be

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<v Speaker 1>exactly like aglas, but they're not. However, the tackle box

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<v Speaker 1>shop labels them as quote feather hook sequence fishing lures,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the hell that is. I don't know what that is.

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<v Speaker 1>I see that sea fishing all the time pop up

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<v Speaker 1>on cheap stuff. It's always like Lord's for sea fishing,

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<v Speaker 1>like some maps. But how is it you see? It's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's irrelevant. But as look as bad as their rip

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<v Speaker 1>off gear is, that's that's not the thing that caught

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<v Speaker 1>our attention, because there's plenty of rip off gear out there, Okay, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>like you got to be more creative than knocking off

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<v Speaker 1>of maps to get on the BENT program, right, because

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<v Speaker 1>it seems they also specialize in gimmicks that probably never

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<v Speaker 1>should have seen the light of day. And the one

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<v Speaker 1>we want to tell you about is called and I

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<v Speaker 1>ship you not right, It's called the eruptive fish hook net.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you may be wondering, what the hell is an

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<v Speaker 1>eruptive fish hook net? How does it erupt? Do I

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<v Speaker 1>use it to net fish hooks? That have somehow erupted

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<v Speaker 1>into the water. You might be thinking, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>see a photo of this understand what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>So did we It didn't help us that much. Nope, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the problem is at the corresponding photo of the product.

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<v Speaker 1>It won't it won't clear up that many questions. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do. I'm gonna try here. Okay. It's a barrel

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<v Speaker 1>swivel attached to a thin metal rod that has a

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<v Speaker 1>copper spring like one of those sort of like pot

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<v Speaker 1>belly stove shape weird springs loosely wound around it, and

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<v Speaker 1>on the other end of the copper spring are neon

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<v Speaker 1>green beads and attached to the back end of this

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<v Speaker 1>contraption appears to be just a lot of tied up

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<v Speaker 1>nylon mesh netting. So it's just none of it makes

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<v Speaker 1>any sense, right You You look at the name, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the name is about. You look at

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<v Speaker 1>the photo and you're like, what is this thing that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at? So naturally you move onto the product description,

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<v Speaker 1>figuring that's going to clear some things up. And and

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<v Speaker 1>in this case, it's given in in three easy to

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<v Speaker 1>follow steps, which we will now read for you, so

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<v Speaker 1>you can be as confused as we are. Step one,

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<v Speaker 1>insert your favorite and tastiest bait into our copper protected

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<v Speaker 1>spring bolb And this this step comes with photos. The

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<v Speaker 1>photos show absolutely nothing to do with bait. No, they're

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<v Speaker 1>just more pictures of this strange product. But this time

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<v Speaker 1>the mesh net is untangled and just it's hanging, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's some trees in the background for ambiance. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yeah, yeah, okay, So here's step two. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get there together, somewhere, we're gonna have somewhere. Step two,

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<v Speaker 1>wait patiently for a shoal of fish to appear. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the step. And that's the step, wait patiently for a

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<v Speaker 1>shoal of fish, not a school um. And in this photo,

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<v Speaker 1>the eruptive fish hook net hangs in front of a

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<v Speaker 1>solid black background, and there's ten little tiny Atlantic salmon

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<v Speaker 1>photos shopped around it, right, and they're just like staring

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<v Speaker 1>blankly at the dropping net as though they too are

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<v Speaker 1>wondering what the hell this thing is and why it's here,

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<v Speaker 1>how it's gotten into their environment. Maybe very confused. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>step three will bring it all together for us. Possibly

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<v Speaker 1>possibly not. Step three pull up on your road to

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<v Speaker 1>release the safety bead and release the large net to

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<v Speaker 1>tangle fish. And the photo here just shows a close

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<v Speaker 1>up of a person sitting a lawn chair holding a

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<v Speaker 1>spinning rod, which does nothing to alleviate my skepticism about

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<v Speaker 1>this whole thing or my confusion as to what exactly

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<v Speaker 1>a safety bead is and what it has to do

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<v Speaker 1>with fishing. Okay, so I feel like I have somewhat

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<v Speaker 1>deciphered this though. Okay, so from what we can piece together,

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<v Speaker 1>this is kind of like a cast net designed to

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<v Speaker 1>be used with a rotten reel, but that wouldn't actually

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<v Speaker 1>work because if you understand cast nets, they have lead

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<v Speaker 1>weights all around the perimeter, so that when you throw

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<v Speaker 1>one over a shoal of fish um, the weights sink

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<v Speaker 1>very quickly to the bottom and the fish get trapped underneath.

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<v Speaker 1>And at Okay, then when you you pull back on

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<v Speaker 1>the line, it's cinches the perimeter of that net close

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<v Speaker 1>the fish can't escape. Now, this item, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't seem like it would have any such functionality,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't really tell, but I think the idea,

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<v Speaker 1>right this is, this is what I gather is that

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<v Speaker 1>you would dangle this like you straight off a dock

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<v Speaker 1>or a boat, because I don't think you could cast it.

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<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't go anywhere. It weighs. It weighs zero. It's

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<v Speaker 1>got the copper spring. What's got the copper spring? And

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<v Speaker 1>once you fill that up with oatmeal or whatever, then

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<v Speaker 1>you can send it flying. Right then you could heave

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<v Speaker 1>it a mile. But I think what you would do

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<v Speaker 1>is you would you would dangle this vertically off off

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<v Speaker 1>a dock or a boat, and then when a shoal

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<v Speaker 1>of fish swims over to nibble the bits of chum

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<v Speaker 1>coming out of the copper plate chum capacitor, like you

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<v Speaker 1>snap the rod, the net opens and falls down around them,

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<v Speaker 1>but without any weights around the perimeter of the net.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see how that's post bowl or like what

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<v Speaker 1>would you do? You have to like lower the rod

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<v Speaker 1>around them, Like if you have only so much line up,

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<v Speaker 1>do you open the bail and let it fall? But

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<v Speaker 1>that wouldn't work either, because then that wouldn't work because

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<v Speaker 1>the copper weight would go down to them. It would open.

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<v Speaker 1>It would make the net open, not closed, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but just again, like that's like the best thing I

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<v Speaker 1>can I can figure right, but really, at best, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you might have one or two. You know, members

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<v Speaker 1>of the bluegill should just tangled up in the massive

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<v Speaker 1>ball of nylon mess. Shit, that's the best. They had

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of spines in there. You catch them, you

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<v Speaker 1>use it once because you'll never untangle it again, and

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<v Speaker 1>you throw it in the trash. That's what you do anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>According to the website, this heralds and this is a

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<v Speaker 1>quote upgraded version of fishing. Change traditional fishing methods, remove hooks,

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<v Speaker 1>and improve safety. Just hanging on the fishing rod, you

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<v Speaker 1>can realize safe fishing. This is that's a real sentence.

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<v Speaker 1>They you can catch big fish without a hook. I'm sold.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I was confused and lost up until then.

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<v Speaker 1>But that last that that last strong statement of positivity,

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<v Speaker 1>just because we all want to realize safe fishing. You

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<v Speaker 1>all want to realize it's basically when this whole podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is just realizing safe fishing. But just hanging on the

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<v Speaker 1>fishing rod. It's just that's all you gotta do, Just

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<v Speaker 1>hang on it. You you didn't mention the best part

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<v Speaker 1>because somehow the price just dropped from hurry up, hurry

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<v Speaker 1>up and get them. Um. I assume they're actually already

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<v Speaker 1>flooded with orders. But after this airs, they'll they'll sell

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<v Speaker 1>out in minutes. It's the next tick on me elmo

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<v Speaker 1>um so act now everyone, Thanks again to Brandon Rozanski

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<v Speaker 1>for sending us the link. And if you come across

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculous fishing related ship on sale, please send links to

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<v Speaker 1>Bent at the Meat Eater dot com so we can

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<v Speaker 1>keep the sail bin full. Well, we're just about to

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<v Speaker 1>run out of oxygen on this free dive to the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of the mall pond. But for those of you

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<v Speaker 1>who weren't keeping track of what we picked up along

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<v Speaker 1>the way, we now know that anglers are just litterbugs

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<v Speaker 1>with fancy boats and Yogi's commune with sasquatch or sam squatches.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to say times were simpler fish here and

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<v Speaker 1>at least slightly more racist in the thirties. And uh

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<v Speaker 1>that new technology maybe making castnets easier to throw, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's not improving on the original design. Please please keep

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<v Speaker 1>last episode, if you have any questions you want us

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<v Speaker 1>to address on or off the show, please send them along.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't promise we'll get to all of them, but

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<v Speaker 1>we will do our best. Yeah, hit us up on

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<v Speaker 1>bought right after Bradley died in It's uh, It's time

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<v Speaker 1>to retire that one.