1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 1: subject my mom and my baby Daddy. Wait till you 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: hear this when you're not gonna believe it. Right now, 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: you got for his nap? Valentine's gift card? Valentine's gift card. Hello, Hello, 7 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Bryce. Yeah, hey, Bryan, how you doing, man? 8 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,519 Speaker 1: My name is Alvin, Bro, how you doing today? I'm 9 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 1: good man? What's up? Hey? Listen? Um, I know you're 10 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: you're you're married Tiatricia right, Yeah? Who who's this? Like 11 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,240 Speaker 1: I said, Yeah, my name is Alvin, and I'm just 12 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: trying to make sure I got the right person man, 13 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,559 Speaker 1: because you, um, you have black half white right from 14 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: what I understand, Yeah, I'm gonna have blast. Who who's 15 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: the crest? Why? Why are you asking me questions? What's 16 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: going on? Say? No, no, no, everything's cool man, everything cool? Um, Trish, 17 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 1: So check this out, man, listen to say I might 18 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 1: at work, man, say what you need to say? What's happening? Okay, listen, 19 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 1: I actually dently I sent I sent Trisia some flowers 20 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: for Valentine's they're gonna get there on Friday. But I 21 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 1: accidentally put a you know, I ordered a gift card 22 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: along with it, and they put this gift card in 23 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:26,199 Speaker 1: Tritia's gift bag, and really that's that gift card should 24 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: really be for my wife, and I was trying to 25 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: see it. Maybe if you get to the gift bag before, 26 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 1: maybe you could get it out for me so I 27 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,760 Speaker 1: could get that gift card. Okay, so you said, uh, 28 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: you said my wife flowers for Valentine's Day? Right, yeah, yeah, 29 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: but that that that's not the key. The key is 30 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: that it's a gift card in there that I need, 31 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: you know, a gift card to my wife. You just 32 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: want the flowers to go to Earth? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, 33 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: I set the flowers man. Yeah, no problem, no, yeah, no, 34 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: that's cool man. This happens. Then we make mistakes some time. 35 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: How about this? How about you come on over and 36 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: I will be more than happy to give you the 37 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: gift card because I'm sure you know, if you send 38 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: it with the flowers, all I'll just have to handle 39 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: that the gift card over to you, ain't it? And 40 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:16,399 Speaker 1: probably a nice huhn speeding till you stupid mother? Why 41 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: enough would you ever call me about this? Hey? Man? 42 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: And I don't I didn't expect all this happening it out. Hey, bro. 43 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 1: All I'm trying to do is like I said, I 44 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 1: ain't What do you mean you're doing? You didn't think 45 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 1: there's gonna be hot? You send my white flowers? Mother? 46 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: But how do you even know my wife? How do 47 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: you know trenh How do you know Trench? I work 48 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: in I work in the building with that Trish works in. 49 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: You work with her? Okay, good, you don't work I 50 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 1: don't work with her. I don't work for her company 51 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,959 Speaker 1: at all. But my my, you know, my floor is 52 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: on a different floor. I work in a different company, 53 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: but she works she works in the same building. So yeah, dude, 54 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get the gift card. Man. I 55 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: ain't even trying to trip dude, I ain't. So let me. So, 56 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 1: you sent some flowers. When when the flowers to be here? 57 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: What time the flower's supposed to be here? The flowers 58 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: getting there sometime Friday on Valentine's said? Okay, good, good, 59 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: So how about you come down here on Friday? Okay? 60 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: And uh, I will give the flowers the tresh and 61 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: I will give you the gift card. And you mentioned 62 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: h if I was half black or half white, and 63 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and let you know that both sides 64 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: are gonna beat your mother, because you're gotta be the 65 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 1: most ignorant mother I've ever met. In my guy, I'm like, 66 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 1: I don't care if you're green, blue, yellow, lavender. I 67 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 1: don't know what the you are, but you are the 68 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: dumbest piece of I've ever met. You come here Friday, 69 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: You come here and your get your wife will get 70 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: her great gift card, and my wife will get your flowers, 71 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: and everybody's gonna be happy. They dude, what's what's all 72 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: this about? Man? Okay, so have you gone out with Tress? 73 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: Say you guys wanting for lunch or you know, maybe 74 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: a movie or I mean, how much? How much time 75 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: have you spent with my wife? I ain't, I ain't. 76 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: I ain't spend no time with her. Why are you 77 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 1: stuttering that? What do you mean you ain't spend no 78 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 1: time with how you you seem to know all about her? 79 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: And you haven't gone out one time with my wife? No? 80 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: I never went out with her. So you just have 81 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 1: a crush on my wife? Is that what you're trying 82 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: to saying? You just accidentally sent your bull's I didn't act. 83 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 1: I didn't actually dentally send the flowers. I sent him 84 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: because I wanted her to have. She's a pretty she's 85 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,279 Speaker 1: a pretty lady. I wanted her to have the flowers, 86 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 1: but I didn't want her to but I didn't want 87 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 1: her to have my wife's gift card. Though, What did 88 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,159 Speaker 1: you think I was gonna be there? How did you think? 89 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,960 Speaker 1: How did it in your getting crazy bull mine? Did 90 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: you think this this was gonna be? Okay? What if 91 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: I called you right now? I'm like, hey, I set 92 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: your wife, can you send it back to me? Like, 93 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 1: how would you feel if I did the same to you? Well, 94 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: I mean you're talking about something different from flowers and 95 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: that same That sounds like a little bit offensive, don't 96 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: you think? Oh that's defensive? Yeah? Man, you know, I'm sorry, Albert, 97 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 1: you're Albert. It's not Albert, it's Albert. It's Alvin. Man, 98 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 1: it's alb don't give us what it is. Alvin. Come 99 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,279 Speaker 1: see me on Friday. I'm gonna have your gift card. 100 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: I'm super excited to meet you. This is this is 101 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: gonna be the best Valentine's Day of my life. Come 102 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 1: visit me. Something flowers to the house. Right. I got 103 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 1: the address that Tommy gave me. Who the is Tommy? 104 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,840 Speaker 1: He the one gave me the address he once told me. Come? 105 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: How about you and Tommy come over to the house. 106 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 1: What happened? We'll happened guys. Now I'll put on a game. 107 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have some press. Why don't you folk come 108 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: over here? Okay? But why why? Why? Why the hostility 109 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: when somebody is showing your wife some No, there's no 110 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 1: how stilly whatsoever? That did you hear? Hostile? I just 111 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: invited you and your boy time to come to my house. 112 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,480 Speaker 1: That's not hostiles. I'm being hospitable. That's what it is. 113 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: It's hospitable. Come see me, come see me. Okay, So 114 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Man, don't you take don't 115 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 1: you drop Trish off to work? Every morning? Yeah? I do? 116 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: I do. Okay, Now, when y'all when y'all riding to work, 117 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: ain't y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This 118 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 1: is not to see how morrishaw? This is nephew, Timmy 119 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: baby come home bright. This is Nephew timing from the 120 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 1: Steve Bobby Once Show. Your wife Trish got me to 121 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:16,480 Speaker 1: pray phone call you home run. Oh yeah, there's no way. 122 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: Oh now I'm back. I'm pissing again and now I'm 123 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:28,839 Speaker 1: going through. I was like, who's give me this? Oh? 124 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 1: Oh man, I am boiling. Holy uh, she's gonna pay 125 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 1: for this one. You gotta tell me, Bryce, what is 126 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in 127 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 1: the land, Steve Harvey Show. Baby, come on, prectic Sun, 128 00:06:51,960 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 1: get a practice, sub standing job. You got to be 129 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 1: the most ignorant blanket and blank like, yeah, but you 130 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 1: know what, I love the body. He decided, let me 131 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 1: shut all this hostility. Dog, let me just invite him 132 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:21,320 Speaker 1: over him and boy on, man, come on, come on, 133 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 1: he s he want to come see. Oh dog, it 134 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: was it was. It was gonna jump off man. Yeah, 135 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 1: he said, both his black side and his webside. It 136 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: was going to be yeah, okay, lavender, Yeah, you guys 137 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: to be the stupid. Yeah, tell me how it was 138 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: gonna play out in your stupid that's what Yeah, what 139 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,920 Speaker 1: do you mean? What what do you mean with all 140 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 1: this hostility. How you thought to what's gonna go Albert Alvin? 141 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 1: Whatever is Alben Man, I don't know. This is gonna 142 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,960 Speaker 1: be the best bat of time ever and bring timed 143 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 1: to him. Yeah, super excited to meet you, Super excited, 144 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 1: super deeper. Great, keep it stupid, that's my job. What 145 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 1: you do, that's what you do. Man, Thank you, Tom, 146 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:38,200 Speaker 1: thank you? How we roll we When my boy murder 147 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: to hit, I'm right there with he. That's what Hey, man, Hey, 148 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,439 Speaker 1: you do good pranks? Do you need this much? Damn? 149 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 1: Adam and he do good murder killing that but every 150 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:53,040 Speaker 1: damn we don't hear from you enough. I've been living 151 00:08:53,320 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 1: both for y'all. Don't his words? Two old needy ass people. Uh, 152 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,880 Speaker 1: coming up with strawberry letter my mom and my baby 153 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,320 Speaker 1: Diny and the subject we'll get into it writ up 154 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 1: to this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.