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Speaker 1: I think I might be having a stroke right now.

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Speaker 1: Why it's a Jewel show. I don't literally think I

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Speaker 1: might be having a stroke. But that was something that

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Speaker 1: was said on the show, and I don't know who

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Speaker 1: said it, because for me, at some point, it sounds

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Speaker 1: like you and our executive producer, Brad Nollen is in

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Speaker 1: studio and you know, like we work in a radio studio,

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Speaker 1: so we're recording a lot all the time, even when

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Speaker 1: we're not on the air, which is why sometimes the

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Speaker 1: guys in the other room will record us without us knowing,

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Speaker 1: and they'll collect like awkward audio to play. They probably

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Speaker 1: have so much and yeah, it's the highlight of our day.

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Speaker 1: And I guess Brad and the other producers the show

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Speaker 1: want to play a little game called guess who said that?

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Speaker 1: Guess who said that? So how's it gonna work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna I've given you a list of quotes there

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Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna let you read the quote and

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Speaker 1: then I have the audio to decide, so we'll know,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well, we have some game show like music.

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Speaker 1: It should sound dramatic, okay, Okay, yeah, I like I

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Speaker 1: like that one. Okay, Okay, your first quote I've always

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Speaker 1: been confused about what is a fruit and what is

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Speaker 1: not a fruit my entire life. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: think I'm between me and Jubil. I think it sounds

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Speaker 1: like something I would say, because that's actually a fact.

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Speaker 1: I've always been confused about what is a fruit and

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Speaker 1: not a fruit my entire life. Like, I do think

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Speaker 1: that I could see Evan saying that. I also know

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Speaker 1: that that's the way I feel. So I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: go with myself on that one. I'm gonna go with

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Speaker 1: myself and the Alex. It could be literally either of

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Speaker 1: you guys. You know, I do think it's should because

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Speaker 1: I've heard him say stuff like that before. But I

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Speaker 1: think it's Evan because he definitely probably doesn't know what

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Speaker 1: have hurt It is, right, legit? Who said it? I've

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Speaker 1: always been confused about what's a fruit and what's not

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Speaker 1: a fruit my entire life. We're playing a little game

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Speaker 1: called who who Said it? Audio of the show that's

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Speaker 1: never been aired before, that has been recorded without us

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Speaker 1: knowing from the producers in the other room, and every

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Speaker 1: once in a while they like to play little games

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Speaker 1: with us and show us the kind of stupid things

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Speaker 1: that we say when we're not on the air. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we say stupid stuff on the air. Imagine what we

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Speaker 1: stay off the air? All right, brand, do you have

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Speaker 1: another one? Yes, here's your next quote. Your arm hair

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Speaker 1: and your leg hair, it only grows to a certain

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Speaker 1: length and then it stops growing. I know, I know

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Speaker 1: who never said that. I know who said that too.

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Speaker 1: That's that's not true either. Yeah it is. I think

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Speaker 1: it just grows really slowly. You're dumb. No, literally, there's

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Speaker 1: like a name for it. Why it does that, why

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Speaker 1: it stops at a certain point. I'd like to point

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Speaker 1: out Alex is wrong, but she said this. I think

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Speaker 1: Alex said it too, because I've heard her say this

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Speaker 1: before and she knows she said it. So let's hear

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Speaker 1: this the audio proof. Who said your arm hair and

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Speaker 1: your leg hair it only grows to a certain length

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Speaker 1: and then it stops growing. Boom? I actually you saying

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Speaker 1: that again. Just now we're going over some audio that

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Speaker 1: our producers recorded when we didn't know we were being recorded,

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Speaker 1: and trying to figure out who said it. And your

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Speaker 1: next quote is I've never met a monotone elk in

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Speaker 1: my life. Elk. Whoever said that was high well, have

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Speaker 1: you met a monotone elk? I don't think I have. Fact,

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Speaker 1: I think I remember this conversation. Why were we talking

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Speaker 1: about elk and like the like the fluctuation of their voice.

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Speaker 1: I mean, did I even have oh elk? They're like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're all over the place, volkal range. That's why I've

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Speaker 1: never met a monotone elk. Okay, that does sound like

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Speaker 1: something I would say exactly. All right, I'm gonna say me.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm going with Jubil too. Okay, all right, the

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Speaker 1: guess is ju Bowl Here is the audio. I've never

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Speaker 1: met a monotone of elk in my life. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: makes sense. Guess who said this. I think I might

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Speaker 1: be having a stroke right now. I said it at

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Speaker 1: the beginning of this, said at the beginning of that.

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Speaker 1: Said at the beginning of this, because I saw that,

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Speaker 1: like as one of the quotes on the like, you

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Speaker 1: know questions Jewal talks about strokes all the time. I've

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Speaker 1: changed my answer. He literally he said it at the stop. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why he says that he's saving strokes

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Speaker 1: all the time, Like why he thinks seving strokes all

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Speaker 1: the time because he never has had a stroke. I haven't,

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Speaker 1: but I might be right one of these days. And

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Speaker 1: then when I am right, I'll wake up in the

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Speaker 1: hot spital and my loved one Alex will be around

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Speaker 1: me because like I got nobody else, and she'll go

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Speaker 1: she'll be like, man, you called that. That was amazing.

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Speaker 1: I'll be like, that's right, get over here and give

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Speaker 1: me a hug, and then jeel me out of here.

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Speaker 1: You got it wrong? What because you you had a

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Speaker 1: cred wolf way too many times and we would have

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Speaker 1: made it to the hospital. Yeah, you're dead, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, jubil all right, Jewel is the guests. I

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Speaker 1: think I might be having a stroke right now, Matthew McConaughey,

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Speaker 1: I'm alright, alright, here's the deal, okay, And you're right.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say it and then have people

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Speaker 1: not believe me. Cry wolf. So if I ever say

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Speaker 1: it like Matthew McConaughey, that means I might actually be

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Speaker 1: having it. That's the coke, okay. So if I remember, like, alright, alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: I might be having a stroke right now. That's the

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Speaker 1: same word stroke and you're having a stroke, that's probably

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Speaker 1: gonna be pretty hard all right, Remember you can follow

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Speaker 1: the show on social media. At the Jewel Show, you

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Speaker 1: can follow us all individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, Andreas alright,

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, I'm Brad Nolan