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Speaker 1: If botox is supposed to prevent lines and wrinkles on

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Speaker 1: Because it's called headlines only. It's prow furrowed Jack, the

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Speaker 1: groundbreaking radio bit where we read you a big news

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Speaker 1: headline that we saw on the media and then give

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Speaker 1: you absolutely zero additional information about it.

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Speaker 2: You know What's just like everyone reads the news today, yeah, headline,

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I have all new conspiracies I read

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Speaker 3: a headline.

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Speaker 1: It's a segment where you either love it or you

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Speaker 1: hate how much you love it? Yeah, So let's start

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Speaker 1: with your first headline only it says the Detroit airport

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Speaker 1: stopped a traveler who was carrying ninety giant African sucking snails.

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 1: What exactly do these snails like to suck on you?

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Speaker 1: Perves will never find out because it's headlines only.

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Speaker 2: No one else is curious where he was carrying.

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Speaker 1: I have the answers, but we can't give them because

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Speaker 1: we're onto our next headline. A distillery in New Jersey

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Speaker 1: created a new pork roll, egg and cheese flavored vodka,

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Speaker 1: which would be shocking News if it came from anywhere

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Speaker 3: We have to move on.

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Speaker 1: This headline reads painful Rhino piercings are trending on social media.

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Speaker 1: Is that a what's a rhino piercing? I want to

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Speaker 1: tell you that it's a vertical spear like piercing that

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Speaker 1: sticks out from the center tip of your nose, But

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Speaker 1: I can't tell you that because it's headlines only.

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Speaker 3: And your final only headline.

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Speaker 1: Set to arrive at select retailers starting today. Maruchan Hot

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Speaker 1: and Spicy Chicken Ramen flavored Funians. Yeah, now I'm disappointed

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Speaker 1: on that note.

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Speaker 3: First, headlines only.

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Speaker 1: Now, let's throw it over to the guy who's filming

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Speaker 1: and editing all of our summer game dares right now.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you follow along at Broken Jefferies. You can

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Speaker 1: watch the videos that he creates. It's our own digital

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Speaker 1: Jake with the shock collar question.

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Speaker 3: Of the day. On this day in nineteen oh four,

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Speaker 3: dessert history was made at the World's Fair in Saint

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Speaker 3: Louis when an ice cream vendor named Ernest Hamwey ran

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Speaker 3: out of cups and bowls and had no way to

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Speaker 3: serve up his delicious frozen treats. Oh no, it was

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Speaker 3: at that point a young brook Fox sauntered up to

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Speaker 3: his cart and screamed, Hey, mister, I'll hand.

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Speaker 2: Scoop that stuff straight out the bucket into my mouth.

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Speaker 3: You were at the nineteen oh four World's Fair. Wow magical. Luckily,

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Speaker 3: Ernest had a better idea because there was a waffle

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Speaker 3: vendor right next to him, So he bought some waffles,

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Speaker 3: folded them into a cone shape, and the rest is history.

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Speaker 3: So smart. That's why today, to honor the humble beginnings

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Speaker 3: of the modern ice cream cone, we're doing a special

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Speaker 3: thirty one Crazy Flavors edition of twenty of twenty. I

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Speaker 3: have a list of strange and unique ice cream flavors.

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Speaker 3: You just have to tell me if they were actually

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Speaker 3: served at the ice cream chain Baskin Robbins, or if

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Speaker 1: I may remember one of these jakes, because they always

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Speaker 2: Two crazy like a weird one headline grabbing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll start with the woman who thought Baskin Robbins

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Speaker 3: was founded by tiger enthusiast Carol Baskin. That's alex they should.

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Speaker 1: Have gone on that advertising.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, Alexis, your flavor is Spinach and Brownie ice cream.

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Speaker 3: It included real chunks of chocolate brownie along with tiny

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Speaker 3: pieces of green spinach mixed in. Is that a real

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Speaker 3: Basket Robin's flavor or no? I don't know. I mean, honestly,

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Speaker 3: I don't think it would taste bad. Spinach doesn't have

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Speaker 3: that much You want to taste this finished, but you

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't know.

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Speaker 3: But that's like you said, they do want every year

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Speaker 3: just to get headlines.

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Speaker 4: But it actually tastes good.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I actually think it's a great idea to get

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Speaker 3: Alexis said, real, that is That's real. It was part

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Speaker 3: of their Healthy line of ice creams in the early

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Speaker 3: We're over to brook now. Your flavor is Sardine and

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Speaker 3: pickle swirl. Gross. This creamy vanilla ice cream combined sliced

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Speaker 3: ribbons of tangy pickle with squirrels of briny sardine. Is

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Speaker 3: that a real basket Robin's flavor or not? Why fish

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, but sardines I'm sorry, are the worst

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Speaker 2: I know, Like I will eat almost anything, and I

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, not real, too gross.

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Speaker 3: Brooks said, that's not real. That is it's not real. Goodness, Hose,

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Speaker 3: it's your turn. Your flavor is chewy cheddar cheese. Am

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Speaker 3: this frozen tree combined cheddar flavored ice cream with tiny

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Speaker 3: Robin's flavor or not?

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Speaker 1: They've had a bunch of like mac and cheese ice

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Speaker 1: I know they've done mac and cheese, so they have

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this is Drue Jose said real. That

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Speaker 3: is y is real. It came out in the late

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Speaker 3: nineteen seventies when Basket Robins was trying to show they

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Speaker 3: were innovators in the ice cream industry. Three for three,

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Speaker 3: so far over to Jeffrey. Your flavor is banana curry cream,

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Speaker 3: a blend of spicy curry powder and sweet banana ice

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Speaker 3: cream finished with a touch of coconut shades. So good

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Speaker 3: Robins or.

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Speaker 2: No you don't like that idea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, curry is my worst enemy. Who man food It

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Speaker 1: absolutely destroys me from the inside out.

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Speaker 2: It's a little snowflake.

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Speaker 1: No, that can't be real.

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Speaker 3: And I would both order it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, fine, fine if they all, if they love it,

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Speaker 1: let's go with its real Jay, Jeffrey said, real.

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Speaker 3: That is made that one.

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Speaker 2: He screwed you.

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Speaker 3: Sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey went back to Alexis slipping sardines into your lunch.

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Speaker 3: To Alexis, your flavor is beef strogan off and mushroom.

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Speaker 3: Savory beef stroking off ice cream with chunks of sauted

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Speaker 3: mushrooms and a hint of sour cream. Real dinner and dessert.

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Speaker 2: I just hope for the employe's sake, they didn't have

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Speaker 2: to prepare that.

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Speaker 3: Don't they roll it for you? Like on the.

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Speaker 2: Iching, they hadn't chopped the mushroom.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say fake. Alexis said, fake. That is rover

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Speaker 3: to Brook. Now, your flavor is fish and chips, delight, Harty,

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Speaker 3: chunks of fried cod french vanilla base with flakes of

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Speaker 3: potato chips sprinkled in.

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Speaker 2: So here's the thing. I think the sardines were fake,

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Speaker 2: but I think that there probably has to be some

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Speaker 2: English pub or something. I don't know. I'm gonna say real.

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Speaker 3: Brooks said, real that is.

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Speaker 2: Made.

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Speaker 3: You're down to Jose. You get this one right, you

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Speaker 3: and Alexis can share the win. You get it wrong

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Speaker 3: and you're at risk for getting shocked. Your flavor is

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Speaker 3: garlic and caramel cream. Oh baby, This flavor combined a

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Speaker 3: garlic based ice cream with sweet caramel ribbonstrands, real basket

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Speaker 3: Robins or no. So I know garlic ice cream is

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Speaker 3: a thing. Let's say it's true, Jake. Jose said, real

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Speaker 3: that is that Israel. It was introduced briefly in the

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Speaker 3: late eighties. That means Jose and Alexis, Yeah, today's victory in.

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Speaker 1: Of twenty all right, so Jose and Alexis gets to

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Speaker 1: choose who gets shocked while singing Shut up and Dance

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Speaker 1: by Walk the Moon.

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Speaker 3: Who you guys vote for? You know we already messed

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Speaker 3: you up once today, so I think we do it again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I was in old brook but Alexis doesn't

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Speaker 1: like you.

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Speaker 3: J Just I think we still at the trend No,

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Speaker 3: you're right, he's already battered down. You can't go lower.

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Speaker 3: That's okay.

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Speaker 4: Oh, don't you dare look back. Just keep your eyes

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Speaker 4: on me. I said you're holding back, She says, shut up.

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Speaker 4: A shock collar question of the day. I got your

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Speaker 4: phone tap coming up in just a few

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Speaker 2: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,