Speaker 1: Say Elvis Drand presents the off air show Steery Jones
Speaker 1: and just Me because Greg t is not here again,
Speaker 1: episode number one seven and by myself again. It's scary
Speaker 1: sitting in the studio. Somebody left me with suprenarial cookies
Speaker 1: in here. I love oreos. By the way, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna eat myself into oblivion because Greg Jane got to
Speaker 1: go get his damn alergy shot and didn't tell me
Speaker 1: about it. Is how I gave my weight back. Dr
Speaker 1: fat Laws is gonna be really, really unhappy with me.
Speaker 1: I've gone through an entire row of oreos. Can I
Speaker 1: got Greg Gi on the phone unaware is you? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call him up again. It's like we have senioritis
Speaker 1: around here, which happens, by the way, every June. It's
Speaker 1: not even June yet, but going into Memorial Day weekend
Speaker 1: we have. By the way, Chary'll be here in a second.
Speaker 1: Sharer knows. At least I have heard of lean On.
Speaker 1: We all need somebody to lean on. Hey, scary play
Speaker 1: lean on? Okay, let me get that song for you.
Speaker 1: I'm a one man band. Hey, asshole, what's up? Hey?
Speaker 1: You're on the podcast with me? What's going on. Yea,
Speaker 1: you tell me what's going on. I didn't even hear you. Well, yes, well, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here. I'm eating oreos by myself, waiting for
Speaker 1: Share to get here. So I said, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna hit record because I'm not. I gotta start
Speaker 1: the podcast because I have stuff to do. I have
Speaker 1: a business meeting later. A right, I already had two meetings.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I did. I had meetings. Now I
Speaker 1: have to go an allergy shot. I told you that
Speaker 1: this is gonna be difficult. Every week when the eldest
Speaker 1: ranch show has to take a day off, meaning like
Speaker 1: this coming Monday's mortal day, the week is a complete
Speaker 1: mess because every salesperson wants to get in touch with us.
Speaker 1: We all want answers for certain things, and then this
Speaker 1: is what happens we get back. I don't even want
Speaker 1: to talk about what's going on in the sales floor
Speaker 1: right now. I actually I come up. I come up
Speaker 1: here to get away from what's going on down there
Speaker 1: because there's all kinds of stuff flying. But anyway, listen, seriously,
Speaker 1: why why are we why are we offering a half
Speaker 1: fast podcasting with Share being a piece of ass you're
Speaker 1: gonna do that. You're at you and and share We're
Speaker 1: gonna do another rendition of show Knows. Yeah. Do you
Speaker 1: think that we've bitten off more than we can chew
Speaker 1: with trying to offer too many podcasts a week and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, sudden like you know, just
Speaker 1: doing like one or two shows a week. At first,
Speaker 1: I didn't start off like that, but now all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, things are getting a little bit more. I
Speaker 1: don't think they're escalating. There's too many meetings that really
Speaker 1: are you do realize I'm trying to explain to the listeners.
Speaker 1: I just before I called you, I said it people
Speaker 1: have seen your itis. But it's not just that. It's
Speaker 1: just this time of year. It gets crazy, it gets May,
Speaker 1: and June is rough, and I don't want to go
Speaker 1: dark for the whole summer. But I feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We have we have two weeks. We
Speaker 1: didn't even tell them this the end of June. We
Speaker 1: have a two week vacation coming up. Two weeks. Not
Speaker 1: to mention that you've added that that most tavern every
Speaker 1: week you've have to do one of those in a
Speaker 1: different area of the tri State area every Wednesday. That's unprecedented.
Speaker 1: We've never had that much stuff on our plate. No,
Speaker 1: you're right. Things are definitely out of control for sure,
Speaker 1: But I mean, is it our choice? I mean, the
Speaker 1: thing that sucks is how do you tell corporate America
Speaker 1: that we have that we have to do this podcast
Speaker 1: and we can't make money for them. At the end
Speaker 1: of the day, we have a job to do. So
Speaker 1: it's a problem. So I don't know how to solve it,
Speaker 1: you know what, I think. I'm just thinking out loud here,
Speaker 1: like Sharon Um, maybe maybe we we have overpromised and underdelivered.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should I don't know, at some point this
Speaker 1: summer just think about this tea. Maybe we should think
Speaker 1: about maybe offering one giant crazy podcast a week at
Speaker 1: a time when Baldfrea can actually work with us, We'll
Speaker 1: bring him back, bring him on another one. You know,
Speaker 1: he's got issues with work. That's exactly it. You know,
Speaker 1: no one is helping us try to get this thing
Speaker 1: off the ground. It's almost like it's a it's a conspiracy.
Speaker 1: It's almost like a conspiracy. I almost feel like like
Speaker 1: people want to work against us, so they took him
Speaker 1: away from us. Yep, and now we can't. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it's tough, right, and I am I you with
Speaker 1: me on this. I agree with everything you're saying. Do
Speaker 1: you like the name of it? Do you like the
Speaker 1: name of the show? Should it still be called off?
Speaker 1: Your shows? Too much has gone on? That's I don't care.
Speaker 1: You want to revamp the whole thing, will revamp it
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do. So maybe a whole reboot.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll talk. That's fine, good look talking to Ball
Speaker 1: for you about this. He could commit to once a week.
Speaker 1: I've I've spoken to him about it, but he says
Speaker 1: he wants to take the summer off. He says he
Speaker 1: wants to do it in the fall. What do you
Speaker 1: think I like it. I'm sold on it. No you're not.
Speaker 1: You're not sold on it. I'm trying to drive in
Speaker 1: this joint sold storm. So what is this allergy shot?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what you're allergic to at this point? Yeah,
Speaker 1: to look at an analogy shot every Friday, A regular
Speaker 1: aloge shot. Really, No, they gotta give it a serum
Speaker 1: so that nothing bothers you for the week. You need
Speaker 1: to be shot up? Did they do they shoot you
Speaker 1: in the ask with this. What do they where do
Speaker 1: they put it? They shoot you in the arm, and
Speaker 1: they're gonna sit there over for like a half an hour.
Speaker 1: They observing for half an hour. Oh look, who just
Speaker 1: walked in? Two people walked in. Actually Share walked in
Speaker 1: and Patisonic Pete sorry, the artist formerly known as l
Speaker 1: g P walked in. But so, guys, where is T.
Speaker 1: I just walked in? Yeah? Where is he? I don't
Speaker 1: tell him? Tell him. I had meetings and I have
Speaker 1: an allergy shot. There's nothing I can do this motherfucker
Speaker 1: just just got left our podcast. T. You're not here.
Speaker 1: I allergy shots were on Friday, Yeah, I got camp,
Speaker 1: but now it is for Mortal Day weekend. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: So the doctor's schedule changes the entire podcast at I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio. I can't believe it. About my health. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about my health overworking than doing the podcast. If
Speaker 1: we were concerned about your health, you'd be taking more
Speaker 1: than just an afternoon. Trust me, you're not concerned about
Speaker 1: anything you were supposed to do, all kinds and stuff
Speaker 1: of the shop. I'm just concerned about how I was
Speaker 1: bashed in the media by you. Wait a second, and
Speaker 1: never fairly because you're a con artist. You call it
Speaker 1: your own. Off air heads were saying that I am
Speaker 1: not to blame for this. Do you talking about you're
Speaker 1: the only one to blame. Are you talking about the
Speaker 1: empty promises? Anything? Nothing at all. Let's talk about empty promises.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about antie promises. Weren't you supposed to be
Speaker 1: here for a podcast today? Days ago? I texted him.
Speaker 1: I texted him a month ago and told him, no,
Speaker 1: no endorsements, nothing. Now you told me that you're gonna
Speaker 1: be here like twelve thirty and we had some time
Speaker 1: to record. But like, but you left, he left me.
Speaker 1: Let me, I went through the box, has gone scary's
Speaker 1: got all chocolate around this. Now this is not good.
Speaker 1: It's not cool. You can't leave me. I miss you.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you. No, we have a relationship, and
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like, yeah, this is like a long distance relationship.
Speaker 1: Those work out and we have no relationships. I love it.
Speaker 1: We'll do that so clearly air here. I want to
Speaker 1: clear Pete LG. Pete's name, But you mean the guy
Speaker 1: you told him that he's not producing for us. Pete,
Speaker 1: what are you producing for us? Well, you haven't made
Speaker 1: me to tell him that scary scary you know about
Speaker 1: the LG stuff. I do know about that, but but
Speaker 1: let's just talk about something. How about and scary you
Speaker 1: know this? How about the text that I got from
Speaker 1: Tea that just said golf Comma tickets comma What is that? Well,
Speaker 1: because I thought maybe you could actually deliver something, get me,
Speaker 1: like some tickets to go to one of these you know,
Speaker 1: MasterCard golf outings or like you know what else is
Speaker 1: the Masters Masters already? So so he's hitting you up
Speaker 1: on weekends for free tiss ye for stuff, and then
Speaker 1: he bashed is me and imagine we'll wait a second. Okay,
Speaker 1: well wait, wait, Pete was supposed to be getting stuff
Speaker 1: for the show though, I mean, you're supposed to be
Speaker 1: for both of you. But he doesn't play God. I'm
Speaker 1: not here to be Greek. My palms don't need to
Speaker 1: be greased. I'm a grease. Ball doesn't care about both
Speaker 1: of us. Scary just goes at throwing me under the ball.
Speaker 1: The ball okay, but hold on before you know, you
Speaker 1: gotta run? Why you rush? I have to go to
Speaker 1: a lunch all right, I'm sorry, guys, abody holding you
Speaker 1: guys up real quick, I got I gotta go cut
Speaker 1: a deal for somebody else's podcast. Can you get get
Speaker 1: something for the show for the all fair heads. We've
Speaker 1: been wanting the all fair heads want. We need to
Speaker 1: hook them up with you know what's coming. I know
Speaker 1: what's coming, but that thing's incredible. It's not soon enough, though.
Speaker 1: Can we give them to the fair heads? Are not
Speaker 1: really not yet. We can't have any depends on how many.
Speaker 1: It depends on how many, but we will definitely a
Speaker 1: thousand percent have giveaways on the podcast. It's not for me,
Speaker 1: this is for the fair heads. We've been talking about
Speaker 1: this for months. It's insane. This thing. When you guys
Speaker 1: see this thing, it's insane. It's it's a done deal. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a done deal. All right, Okay, fine, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I gotta lunch. Okay, you all right, see you later
Speaker 1: and we'll call you. We'll call you later. I want
Speaker 1: I want to I want to definitely get give stuff
Speaker 1: to the off fair heads. Will you want to give
Speaker 1: him a little crump? It's all about you in Paasonic.
Speaker 1: It's as your old name. By the way, Jesus bye,
Speaker 1: by what's going on? Could you be in a better mood.
Speaker 1: I get so excited when I get to see you,
Speaker 1: and I mean, you're like man period. Should I get
Speaker 1: you a man pawn? Enjoy your allergy shot? I will
Speaker 1: have fun safe. What's going on? He's my polar We've
Speaker 1: said that for years. Like he's like Dr jam Mr Hyde,
Speaker 1: he's really upset. Today's Dr Jekyll's Mr Hyde. Who do
Speaker 1: we evil one? Jack? I have no idea. I don't
Speaker 1: know either. I just wanted to say, Jacky, I don't Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's bring this up a little bit. Trying this kisses
Speaker 1: me off. Listen. I'm trying to find I'm trying to
Speaker 1: give solutions to issues here. I'm trying to manage the
Speaker 1: expectations of the affair show, which I think we should do.
Speaker 1: Which I think we should do definitely. He obviously feels that,
Speaker 1: maybe you know, we've been overworking ourselves. But the problem
Speaker 1: is he set the bar too high from the very beginning.
Speaker 1: So if this is what we can do, we can
Speaker 1: all you offer one podcast, two podcasts a week, whatever
Speaker 1: I would. I'm more than happy doing this because I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you something. Show you come in every single
Speaker 1: week fully prepared. I'm dedicated to this. This is my
Speaker 1: share nos is important to me? No, it is, it
Speaker 1: really is. It's like you're writing a screenplay. Maybe I am.
Speaker 1: You don't know. I can't even read that. You're not
Speaker 1: supposed to be able to read it. You're not. I print,
Speaker 1: I print thing. Actually, you know what, it's pretty funny
Speaker 1: you say that, because everybody writes on their phones all
Speaker 1: the time. That's borderline psychopath handwriting. Now, this is called
Speaker 1: way too much education, A little boxes in the corner.
Speaker 1: You know what this is? This is shorthand. You know
Speaker 1: when I learned to do this in law school. When
Speaker 1: you're in law school, if you are not, like most
Speaker 1: of my stuff was recorded, right, I would record most
Speaker 1: of it, but then in order for me to remember it.
Speaker 1: I actually have a photogenic memory. That's why I'm so
Speaker 1: good with scripts when I look at them. I don't
Speaker 1: need a script supervisor as much as a lot of people.
Speaker 1: So you actually remember that. I remember what I see.
Speaker 1: So when I actually want to remember something and dictated,
Speaker 1: I will write it and then I remember it. It's
Speaker 1: a cool and it's a cool little way to learn
Speaker 1: stuff about yourself. Everybody should take note of their strengths
Speaker 1: and weaknesses and then go with it. Definitely a weakness
Speaker 1: of mine. I needed stuff like like literally nailed into
Speaker 1: my head over and over again. I could not have
Speaker 1: to memorize stuff. I had to look in the mirror
Speaker 1: to memorize lines and say them over and over again
Speaker 1: out loud that school play. That's what I had to do,
Speaker 1: and then you remembered it, then I did. But that
Speaker 1: was my method. That was my technique. Yeah, and mine
Speaker 1: is if I get a script. When I get a script,
Speaker 1: I will actually write notes or write shorthand. It's never full.
Speaker 1: That's why you see so many lines and stuff. You'd
Speaker 1: never be able to read that squigglies. What are we
Speaker 1: working on for Memorial Day weekend? So it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: Although there's was a ton of questions I wanted to
Speaker 1: get to this week, the one that I thought was
Speaker 1: best and most applicable was the one that had to
Speaker 1: do with share. Where do people go, what's best to do?
Speaker 1: What do you do if it rains? You know, with
Speaker 1: everything going on, um some of the tragedies, people have
Speaker 1: really been a little concerned about these holiday weekends. So
Speaker 1: I thought, instead of the dues or do not of
Speaker 1: the weekend, how about we just kind of talk in
Speaker 1: general about staying safe through the holiday week ends and
Speaker 1: as the summer comes up. Okay, we're okay, let's talk
Speaker 1: about that. Here's a couple of things, right. We all
Speaker 1: know that Memorial Days this weekend of celebrating going crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm sure your boys are thrown out plans you go
Speaker 1: to the Bahamas. Yeah, I'm leaving tomorrow. Really, yeah, Atlantis.
Speaker 1: I'm going to learn about the bohemian culture. They're actually
Speaker 1: putting me up at the in the Bahamas, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go through walk through the um. They have this
Speaker 1: art exhibit that they have there. I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: a junk anow fest and dance, and I'm also going
Speaker 1: to be going to the Uh there's something else and
Speaker 1: oh I'm gonna be what is it snorkeling with the dolphins. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very nice, that's actually very cool. It's about art and music.
Speaker 1: And then uh, some point, I'm gonna hang out by
Speaker 1: that pool where the DJ spens music and I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's part of behavior culture, but it's part
Speaker 1: of Scary Jones, it's part of your culture. With your
Speaker 1: cookies that are sitting run okay, put those away. Put
Speaker 1: them away. Okay. So here's one thing though, which leads
Speaker 1: into like what I wanted to bring up one more
Speaker 1: that's in Oh my god, I could just imagine how
Speaker 1: many crunched on in this microphone. Right. Um. So here's
Speaker 1: something though. We all forget what the holidays about. So
Speaker 1: I had to just stop for a second and say,
Speaker 1: although this is like the party weekend and this is
Speaker 1: the beginning of summer officially, let's not forget. It's a
Speaker 1: federal holiday and it's a remembrance, right, scary, So it's
Speaker 1: a remembrance of those that died while serving our country
Speaker 1: and the armed forces. It just is it armed forces?
Speaker 1: Does that include the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, all
Speaker 1: of it? All of it armed forces? Okay, so let's
Speaker 1: play the marine hymn for those that would be scary.
Speaker 1: Can play that for me? Pretty good Supper five. You know,
Speaker 1: I want to make sure Burger Burger Furger Burger chain
Speaker 1: around in the country that they're coming out with all
Speaker 1: over the place. For I think it was started by
Speaker 1: a marine. Really yeah, and their health. They have natural
Speaker 1: burgers and they do look her there too. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: look for Burger five opening. We opened one in Bay Ridge,
Speaker 1: all right there in West Palm Beach. They're down in
Speaker 1: uh del Rey. The one on the water and Delray
Speaker 1: is beautiful. I kind of like the idea that you're
Speaker 1: saying that somebody that like served, decided to go into
Speaker 1: somebody go into Burger five. Moral thing weekend, hold on else, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Army song. Yeah, let's go to an army song. I
Speaker 1: got the Army, I got we salute our army people
Speaker 1: here we do. We do the army music. And we
Speaker 1: have a lot of people that listen to this off
Speaker 1: air show that are part of the military. So it's right,
Speaker 1: you know, here we go. Marine Dan is a marine
Speaker 1: and arm the army. All right, try for the navy one.
Speaker 1: And you know that's why these songs are so important though,
Speaker 1: and the idea of just taking a second before we
Speaker 1: do a full shar nose on the safety side. These
Speaker 1: guys are part of our safety. This is what they
Speaker 1: do for us. They served for our country, and this
Speaker 1: is what the weekends about. Although people tend to just
Speaker 1: be out celebrating. I don't have a Navy I have
Speaker 1: an old Navy commercial. That's about it. Oh no, here
Speaker 1: we go, here we go. This is here's a name,
Speaker 1: the Navy song, the Navy song. This is the Navy song.
Speaker 1: I don't have us not We don't have an air
Speaker 1: force song, really, no air Force one, and I don't
Speaker 1: have a I don't have a coastguard song either. Ah,
Speaker 1: we're down to We're gonna have to get that by
Speaker 1: the ny just walked in. I'm sorry, Brody, what was
Speaker 1: that the top gun theme for the air force? That
Speaker 1: don't work? Okay, we could do that, but do they
Speaker 1: they don't recognize that danger zone? Danger zone? All right?
Speaker 1: That's an air force song, Brody? How you doing? All right?
Speaker 1: All right, it's a pleasure to be put out of
Speaker 1: the show of Second You wanna do you want to
Speaker 1: come in and play the part of Greg t Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could like sit over there. It's scary. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that's part of Greg's job. We still don't have a
Speaker 1: coach guard song. No, we don't have representation. All right, Brody,
Speaker 1: you gotta be Gregg Tea. You got you gotta pull
Speaker 1: up some headphones, sit down at your microphone over there,
Speaker 1: and throw a couple of cute little looks my way.
Speaker 1: That's that's the that's what has to happen here. If
Speaker 1: you held me fash them only on Tuesday's Okay you
Speaker 1: want okay, okay, scary, scary, scary. This is not this okay, okay,
Speaker 1: just not. We talked about this scary and this is not.
Speaker 1: This is not what we talked about. This is not
Speaker 1: I don't need this. I don't need scar don't need this.
Speaker 1: This is not we had a whole thing plan. We
Speaker 1: had a whole plan, okay, And and the listeners expect
Speaker 1: certain things from us, and I'm no, just I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't that like that. It's very nice. Greg had
Speaker 1: to go get a shot in the asked, so, oh
Speaker 1: he always told me he wanted to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well he finally did. So he doesn't get to choose
Speaker 1: anything on this podcast because he literally left me by myself.
Speaker 1: So it doesn't look like nothing more. I swear I've
Speaker 1: eaten leaven oreos. That was before share Nose showed up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she put the cookies away. That's okay. Though we've had
Speaker 1: some guests drop by, So what have you been talking about? What? Well?
Speaker 1: Share was just in the middle of giving her our
Speaker 1: share Nose report for the week, because she says that
Speaker 1: during the holiday at all summer there tend to be
Speaker 1: all these questions about where to go, what to do,
Speaker 1: especially for the big holiday weekend. So instead of trying
Speaker 1: to address different spots all over the place, I kind
Speaker 1: of clumped them together and I decided, instead of the
Speaker 1: dudes and the do not, how about, in lieu of
Speaker 1: everything that goes on around our world right now, how
Speaker 1: about I just kind of throw out some tips and
Speaker 1: remind people how to stay safe. So we were just
Speaker 1: talking about where Scary was going, and then I was
Speaker 1: just making sure everybody remembered the idea of what this
Speaker 1: holiday really is about, because I feel like people tend
Speaker 1: to forget that this is a real serious holiday. The
Speaker 1: irony of the name of the holiday Memorial Day, to
Speaker 1: memorialize and remember, and the fact that people forget is ironic,
Speaker 1: and that is very the reason Fleetweek is going on
Speaker 1: in New York, the reason that there's sailors and soldiers,
Speaker 1: you know, the Marines and the Coast Guard are all here.
Speaker 1: Forgive me, soldiers may not be the technical to it's
Speaker 1: it's semen, right and right right um is for them
Speaker 1: to let loose, but also celebrate the forces, to celebrate
Speaker 1: the own forces, the people who keep us safe. To
Speaker 1: people who over the decades have given their lives to
Speaker 1: keep us safe. The army, the navy, and the coast
Speaker 1: um and and those people have gone from continent to continent,
Speaker 1: war to war, situation the situation. But they also if
Speaker 1: there's a tsunami, if there's some kind of tragedy, they
Speaker 1: go to places to help other countries. Right, they do
Speaker 1: have so many things that we sometimes forget that they do.
Speaker 1: And that's why you need to know. I remember driving
Speaker 1: with my uncle Bill in his Oldsmobile and we would
Speaker 1: beat a red light and go into the park and
Speaker 1: the Marines would um or the armed forces, the veterans,
Speaker 1: if you will, would be selling these things called poppies.
Speaker 1: And they were the poppies were these little flowers made
Speaker 1: of plastic and they were red and green. And I
Speaker 1: would buy a poppy every Memorial Day and to give
Speaker 1: them to give money. Likewise, I do the same thing.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. So you put money
Speaker 1: in the can. They have the vests. They stand by
Speaker 1: the red light. Uh. In our neighborhood, it was Bay Parkway,
Speaker 1: by the by the we get off the parkway and
Speaker 1: there they were. And these were these were men who
Speaker 1: when I was growing up, were probably in their sixties
Speaker 1: or seventies, and if I did them math, they probably
Speaker 1: were in World War two, World War One at the time, whatever.
Speaker 1: And Um, you think about the things they saw on
Speaker 1: the things that they experienced so that we didn't have to,
Speaker 1: so that our grandparents maybe didn't have to and our
Speaker 1: parents didn't have to. And you think about the fact
Speaker 1: that there's two hundred forty million people in America and
Speaker 1: maybe a million at some point, serve, um, they risk
Speaker 1: their lives for the other two hundred million of us
Speaker 1: is amazing to me, right, And that's that's why I
Speaker 1: wanted to make point of that before we started with
Speaker 1: everything about the celebratory side of it. Now, I'm going
Speaker 1: to grill this weekend because because people fought for the
Speaker 1: right for us to do that, to spend my family right,
Speaker 1: and it can be celebrated both. I could celebrate if
Speaker 1: I could buy a mattress if I want to, you can,
Speaker 1: or an appliance. But then, but then if you're in
Speaker 1: a neighborhood or an area that has a naval base
Speaker 1: or right you like in New York, you can go
Speaker 1: visit a ship and you can go on a tour
Speaker 1: and and there's lots of ways to pay tribute, to
Speaker 1: donate money or or thank someone in your family who served.
Speaker 1: To make sure that they know forty years later, you
Speaker 1: still cares years later that that that you know. And
Speaker 1: to anybody that's listening that has served, there's lost, somebody
Speaker 1: that has served for our country, we thank you, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. And so now onto some of
Speaker 1: the things that can keep all of us safe while
Speaker 1: we continue on with our Memorial Day weekend. That is
Speaker 1: that is actually a very important all done. So are
Speaker 1: you ready? So we have the barbecues this weekend. We
Speaker 1: have the pools opened, the parades right, the sales at
Speaker 1: the stories and those crowds that are going to be
Speaker 1: coming in. You have the parties, the graduations, the camping
Speaker 1: for the first time about it. Okay, this is known
Speaker 1: as the number one most dangerous holiday. I'll tell you how,
Speaker 1: more than more than the Fourth of July. They have
Speaker 1: even put more than Secretary's Day. Yeah, yeah, that was borderline,
Speaker 1: that was clue. No, this is known as the most
Speaker 1: dangerous holiday. Reason why is the roads very heavy with traffic,
Speaker 1: very heavy with the accidents. People are rushing around, they
Speaker 1: have family members that are trying to get you that
Speaker 1: they normally want, and friends that they're trying to say
Speaker 1: they have their kids with them, and they say, statistically,
Speaker 1: it's because it's the four day holiday. So those four
Speaker 1: days becomes something that becomes this abundance of a clutter
Speaker 1: all over and apparently people have been statistically they've run
Speaker 1: more red lights. The accidents are higher than ever. You
Speaker 1: have the you have you have to well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You ready with the beaches, when you're on the beaches,
Speaker 1: when you're going on like a boat, you're taking your
Speaker 1: boats out whatever it is. Guys, there's a couple of
Speaker 1: things I just want to say today. Listen, if they
Speaker 1: don't have boats, they might be on a friend's boat.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, guys, this I'm trying to say
Speaker 1: this in general. You gotta listen to this though. Okay,
Speaker 1: whether it's the barbecues that you go to where you're grilling,
Speaker 1: whether it's the beaches, whether it's the rivers, whether it's boating,
Speaker 1: you have to just take a second before you do
Speaker 1: anything this weekend and just think, think outside the box
Speaker 1: for a second, think out what you're doing and if
Speaker 1: you could do something to make it a little safer
Speaker 1: for yourself. So for example, right, if you're at the barbecues,
Speaker 1: all right, and you're gonna be the one barbecuing, take
Speaker 1: a second to clean the grill. They say the most
Speaker 1: fires start on Memorial Day weekend because it's the first
Speaker 1: time people are opening up their grills for the first time.
Speaker 1: They also say, with all the people there's ignition is
Speaker 1: already you turn the game. You just turn the gift
Speaker 1: and go, says the guy who doesn't own a grill.
Speaker 1: That's exactly it, though, Brodie. You see, and the point
Speaker 1: is is that people don't really realize they're excited about
Speaker 1: the people coming. They know how to go to Costco
Speaker 1: and get all the food for the party, but they
Speaker 1: don't how to do the woodland creatures crawling all over
Speaker 1: it all winter. And wait, here's another thing. You're ready
Speaker 1: if you're going to be the guy grilling, or you
Speaker 1: know that you have a lot of kids running around,
Speaker 1: maybe sector off a little area, keep things a little safer.
Speaker 1: Don't wear loose clothing. These are all things that when
Speaker 1: you're out, Yeah, because your shirt scary like your T shirts. Right,
Speaker 1: let tell you say that Dr Fat Loss worked on
Speaker 1: you over here, so you have your shirts are a
Speaker 1: little looser now, so you know, don't go scanding. You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Don't eat any more of these cookies. Um, when you
Speaker 1: don't want to lean over and catch fire, don't want to.
Speaker 1: It is good advice. Hanging bangy sleeves. People don't don't
Speaker 1: take those arms. People don't take a second to think
Speaker 1: when they're having fun. And that's okay, that's human, it's normal.
Speaker 1: It's also the reason why in today's day and age, guys,
Speaker 1: you know, you got to remember something else. We have
Speaker 1: a lot of things that are happening around the world,
Speaker 1: a lot of things that we have to keep our
Speaker 1: eyes open for. So when you're at the parades, look,
Speaker 1: these parades are amazing. If you see something, say something
Speaker 1: that is something that people have to remember is real
Speaker 1: and it really has saved lives. Um. The other thing
Speaker 1: is is that when you're in these crowds, there's a
Speaker 1: few tips for people that are parents that have been
Speaker 1: proven to really help. Uh. Tell the kids to wear
Speaker 1: bright clothes that day. Dress them in bright clothes so
Speaker 1: case they run off. Here's another thing cell phone you
Speaker 1: could give if they're if they're of a certain age
Speaker 1: that you think you could do, and you can lock
Speaker 1: the phone. But at least they have something on them
Speaker 1: that rings. You can put a locator on it. You
Speaker 1: actually could have a locator on it. You have locators
Speaker 1: on their phones. Yes, And you know what else is
Speaker 1: a good tip and maybe on your list already. Always
Speaker 1: wherever you out in public, an amusement park or a beach,
Speaker 1: you take a picture of the kid that day. That
Speaker 1: was the next thing. That way, if you lose the kid,
Speaker 1: you have a picture in the clothing they're wearing the same.
Speaker 1: This is the child I'm looking for. You can circulate
Speaker 1: the picture to the police and they can look for
Speaker 1: the kid in the in the great shirt. When you
Speaker 1: go out with the family, when I go to when
Speaker 1: I go to an amusement park or a part that
Speaker 1: you do that or the boardwalk or a beach, we
Speaker 1: take pictures by the car of what they're wearing and
Speaker 1: how their hair looks. Scary, you know, I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you something, you know, putting everything aside, honestly have to
Speaker 1: say this though. When I deliver this stuff to you guys,
Speaker 1: you have to remember something. As a as a license
Speaker 1: private investigator, take a picture of my coat before I
Speaker 1: handed it to the club. But scary, really, that's hey, listen,
Speaker 1: that counts too, because if you lose the code, you
Speaker 1: have evidence that it was in your hand, that you
Speaker 1: went to the club with it, and you probably have
Speaker 1: a time stamp on your phone. So actually, people taking
Speaker 1: these selfies, believe it or not, if you're taking them
Speaker 1: for the right reasons. I actually like the idea of
Speaker 1: people taking so many pictures. However, that leads to another
Speaker 1: thing though, Brodie, that I'm sure you could perhaps add
Speaker 1: to the other side of this is with the parents. Guys,
Speaker 1: don't get so loaded down with stuff, and if you're
Speaker 1: just adults going out together, don't get so loaded down
Speaker 1: with things. Don't take as much money in your wallet,
Speaker 1: take a copy of your license, put it somewhere else.
Speaker 1: If you're traveling somewhere okay for yourself, scary, when you're
Speaker 1: going to the Bahamas, you should always have another copy
Speaker 1: of a passport somewhere. Do not email it to somebody,
Speaker 1: email it to your mom. You should always have an
Speaker 1: email of a passport going to somebody when you're traveling.
Speaker 1: You just want to have extra evidence around so if
Speaker 1: God forbid, something happens guys, believe me this, This comes
Speaker 1: in handy as a private investigator. These are the things
Speaker 1: we need when we look into it. Also, email yourself
Speaker 1: the last four digits and the number of your credit cards.
Speaker 1: Very true. While it is stolen, you don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about calling TD bank and what's the number you
Speaker 1: have it on your phone somewhere? Very helpful tips. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do this. You should also preset all your credit
Speaker 1: card phone numbers into your phone if you have to
Speaker 1: call them as an emergency. I'm saying, but if you like,
Speaker 1: if your phone gets taken, which is also why you
Speaker 1: need to email them, so you could check your email
Speaker 1: and put it in in one of your folders under a
Speaker 1: name that isn't credit card. Yeah. So these are all
Speaker 1: really great little things. The other thing is, and I
Speaker 1: don't know if you do this with your kids, but
Speaker 1: or with your friends. Scary. This supplies to adults too.
Speaker 1: You know why because when we're out with people, we're
Speaker 1: kind of having fun, we're all joking around. People leave,
Speaker 1: go to bathrooms, they go to another bar. Let's say,
Speaker 1: you know, you're on like a pier somewhere. People get lost.
Speaker 1: You gotta have a spot. What if everybody's phones die, right,
Speaker 1: you gotta have a spot where maybe you guys say, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: if we really don't find each other for a while.
Speaker 1: And they always used to meet at the Big Bat.
Speaker 1: There is no Big Bat anymore. But you almost have
Speaker 1: to put yourself in the mindset. And it's hard for
Speaker 1: people that are on your forty to put yourself in
Speaker 1: the mindset when you didn't have cell phones and pagers,
Speaker 1: and the only way you'd meet somebody if you said,
Speaker 1: meet by the fountain at the amusement park at this time.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, six flags, great advantage and at the fountains.
Speaker 1: But now you're just like, oh, I'll just text you
Speaker 1: where I am. But if you phone dies, they's stolen.
Speaker 1: You never know what's going to happen. And that's one
Speaker 1: of the things that like this was really all about.
Speaker 1: It was about it was supposed to put things in
Speaker 1: people's heads today so that as the summer begins and
Speaker 1: people start going out and they start going around, whether
Speaker 1: they're with their families or not with their families, are
Speaker 1: just hanging out with their boys or their girls, just
Speaker 1: take a second and notice that things have changed in
Speaker 1: the world. We have to keep a little bit more
Speaker 1: on top of things, and everybody wants to have a
Speaker 1: good time. But I got one more for you. As
Speaker 1: the summer is coming in, everybody's around the house a
Speaker 1: little bit more people are walking around, they're throwing more
Speaker 1: parties at their house, and then they're leaving more right, vacations. Scary.
Speaker 1: You just told me where you were going this weekend.
Speaker 1: I happen to think that maybe I would have had
Speaker 1: you tell me when you got back. And this is
Speaker 1: something that maybe I take a little more serie as
Speaker 1: a girl in entertainment and also somebody that has been
Speaker 1: in the p I world. I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: why there is a really really big problem right now
Speaker 1: with our social media and I've always said I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do a pure share nose podcast on this. I did
Speaker 1: this for CBS last week. I did a week long
Speaker 1: segment called Safe at Home with Share. Okay, that's right.
Speaker 1: I did CBS l A Channel two News and we
Speaker 1: did a week long segment on how to stay safe,
Speaker 1: and I just want to share that We will get
Speaker 1: into each of those, but for this specific thing, I
Speaker 1: wanted to let you know when you're going away, you're
Speaker 1: going out of town, it's best to wait till after
Speaker 1: you come back, or switch up your timeline a little bit.
Speaker 1: Don't mention everything as you're leaving unless you have a
Speaker 1: specific way to protect your environment at home. You don't
Speaker 1: want to necessarily say where you're going when you leave.
Speaker 1: You could say I'm going to the Mohammads, but maybe
Speaker 1: not specify the hotel you're going to. Maybe not specify
Speaker 1: when you're leaving. Um. For for parents who have kids,
Speaker 1: I always say this when you're going to now see
Speaker 1: that your kids are on the house more. Okay, stop
Speaker 1: posting everything about the house. Stop taking these random pictures
Speaker 1: of the house, because if somebody wants to find something
Speaker 1: out about you, they will figure out how to paint
Speaker 1: the pictures together. You don't need to post a picture
Speaker 1: of every little thing. You don't need your kids names
Speaker 1: on everything. Well, you really got to. Don't post anything
Speaker 1: about my kids. It's very I don't post my kids.
Speaker 1: Brody's on top of us. I don't post a picture
Speaker 1: of my children. You don't. I don't post pictures inside
Speaker 1: my house. Yeah. Um. I also to be honest. To
Speaker 1: add to what you said, I don't tell people when
Speaker 1: I'm going away or where I'm going away because you
Speaker 1: know those people that leave the lights on in their
Speaker 1: house and they have like electronic thing turns the lights on.
Speaker 1: We used to go to a lot of trouble and
Speaker 1: make people think we were home, and now we tell
Speaker 1: them we aren't. It's not that hard to Google to
Speaker 1: find someone's address, and if I know someone's in in England,
Speaker 1: they're not coming back for at least three days, four
Speaker 1: days pretty much. I'm gonna look up if I'm a
Speaker 1: dishonest person money out, or if I'm gonna steal their
Speaker 1: identity and use their credit cards. You know, there's way,
Speaker 1: you know, so I don't tell people what I'm doing
Speaker 1: where I'm going, You don't tell you don't go into
Speaker 1: a bank and say, uh, check into the bank on Facebook,
Speaker 1: so people could be like, you know what people do
Speaker 1: do you guys got a lot of cash, but scary?
Speaker 1: You know. The crazy part with everything with social media
Speaker 1: right now, it comes down to like a simple selfie
Speaker 1: that somebody decides to take because they're like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: out running around and they take a picture of where
Speaker 1: they are and then they wonder why, you know, they
Speaker 1: get held up. You know, here's something I do want
Speaker 1: to tell everybody though. There is a couple of websites
Speaker 1: out there, but this one really works for people. It's
Speaker 1: called crime reports dot Com. It's reported by the police department.
Speaker 1: When things are accurate. You should go on and see
Speaker 1: if your areas in in that database. Most of them are.
Speaker 1: It's a little harder in New York City, just so
Speaker 1: you know, but most of these are listed when you
Speaker 1: go on that For families that are going to be
Speaker 1: more around their house, let's say at that point in time,
Speaker 1: with their kids now going for walks, letting the kids
Speaker 1: run back and forth to the neighbor's houses, you need
Speaker 1: to check up on this stuff. It actually gives you
Speaker 1: a sex offender registry that's up to date. You also
Speaker 1: want to check it out to see what burglaries were
Speaker 1: in your neighborhood, where their car thefts you're going away,
Speaker 1: check if there were some car thefts in your neighborhood.
Speaker 1: These are things that are not going to be reported
Speaker 1: necessarily through your building, let's say, or in the neighborhood
Speaker 1: Crime reports dot Com. Here's here's one other thing. You
Speaker 1: could also check the time ranges that these crimes committed
Speaker 1: and what was used in them. So you're talking if
Speaker 1: somebody like walked up to a car at three in
Speaker 1: the morning, or did they actually go up and like
Speaker 1: hit somebody, assault somebody. Right, you want to check this
Speaker 1: stuff out. That summer is coming in. We all want
Speaker 1: to have fun, but Share knows that you definitely need
Speaker 1: not to be paranoid, but be prepared. It's all about preparations,
Speaker 1: stay on top of it. You can never be too
Speaker 1: cautious nowadays. So experience and knowledge is power, and we're
Speaker 1: here to give a team love that. You can always
Speaker 1: get in touch with Share on her Facebook fan page.
Speaker 1: Just search share nos fan page and come and ask her.
Speaker 1: Like the page and center a private message there for
Speaker 1: all your questions for future. Share knows that's right entertainment
Speaker 1: p I work. Anything you need, I will get you
Speaker 1: the answer. Also, David Brodie likes to think he knows,
Speaker 1: and I would say this new website, Brodie acts like
Speaker 1: he knows everything. Don't do it drunk, especially this weekend.
Speaker 1: You're gonna drink. Don't drive your boat drunk. Don't go
Speaker 1: hunting drunk. Don't go play paintball drunk camping, don't barbecue drunk.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, don't drink and drive absolutely, but don't do
Speaker 1: the other stuff. Don't go hunting with an arrow, bow
Speaker 1: and arrow. Don't go play darts in a bar like,
Speaker 1: don't endanger you don't light fireworks when you're drunk. You'll
Speaker 1: ever forget to throw them. I like you will. You
Speaker 1: will think you didn't light it when you live it.
Speaker 1: Don't do it drunk, get drunk, get drunrunk. But don't
Speaker 1: go swimming alone when you're drunk. And you know, it's funny, Brodie,
Speaker 1: It's like parents that have the kids at these barbecues
Speaker 1: are friends that just have friends with kids. You know,
Speaker 1: take a little extra precaution on the pools. You know,
Speaker 1: all these little things that we're mentioning today. Though, it's
Speaker 1: all about just kind of putting it in your head
Speaker 1: real quick. People know this stuff. It's not that you
Speaker 1: don't know it, it's that we just forget it. True. Alright, cool, alright,
Speaker 1: this is I'm going to have a great weekend. H scary.
Speaker 1: Where are you going? When do you leave? Talk about it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Out here this has been It has been way too smart.
Speaker 1: We need to lower the bar and listen. Share knows
Speaker 1: is around for everybody because this is what I do
Speaker 1: I bring in for me son seriously, alright, awesome, thank
Speaker 1: you so much, And Brodie, thanks for hanging out big
Speaker 1: my pleasure. I'm only gonna charge you half, with great
Speaker 1: charges than half. No, don't say can you say jackolobe Jacklobe?
Speaker 1: Must I do I get? Do I get to be? Like?
Speaker 1: Do I get a title like a secretary or vice president?
Speaker 1: Or just say jacklobe bye, good bye jackolobs jacklos wats
Speaker 1: it just watch me. I can't send you. It just
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