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Speaker 3: Being a guy is expensive.
Speaker 4: You ask one person on a date suddenly you're dropping
Speaker 4: over one hundred bucks just to make.
Speaker 3: Sure everybody has a good time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but one of our listeners just figured out a
Speaker 4: way to get his and his date's entire night completely
Speaker 4: paid for. Involved no lying, no cheating, no scheming. Wow,
Speaker 4: and it somehow still worked. He didn't even didn't even
Speaker 4: plan it, really, it just happened totally on accident. Will
Speaker 4: it help our listeners get themselves some free drinks? Yes, please,
Speaker 4: jes I have a feeling it might. And that's a
Speaker 4: very dangerous thought. You're gonna hear it in your second
Speaker 4: date update right after.
Speaker 5: This second Date update D.
Speaker 4: We've heard of creative ways Alexis gets free drinks when
Speaker 4: she's at the bar where she claims to be from
Speaker 4: poison Control and is testing the tequila for arsenic.
Speaker 1: She wants, I'm gonna need.
Speaker 3: Three more Prairie Fire shots just to be like real.
Speaker 4: Oh and six shots from my friends.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're trying to save the world.
Speaker 4: One of our male listeners apparently figured out another way
Speaker 4: to get free drinks for him and for his date
Speaker 4: at multiple different spots, So get ready to take notes here.
Speaker 4: His name is Nathan. Nathan, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Hey, how's it going good?
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody's super intrigued. They want to hear how
Speaker 1: you're doing it.
Speaker 6: What do you inspect what do you act as?
Speaker 8: What kind of inspect like that it's something completely different?
Speaker 3: Okay, no fake inspections.
Speaker 4: Well, we'll get to whatever your method is for getting
Speaker 4: free drinks in a second. First, tell us about the
Speaker 4: girl that you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 9: Oh, her name is Meghan. I met her online?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what'd you like about Megan? Sorry, your phone
Speaker 2: just sounds like you're shouting into a megaphone.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh sorry?
Speaker 9: Is that better?
Speaker 3: Not really, but we're just gonna go with it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Nathan, tell us how you and Meghan got to
Speaker 4: the point of getting free drinks for each other.
Speaker 8: Okay, so pretty much. Me and Meghan met up for
Speaker 8: our first date. She tells me that she just got
Speaker 8: like a promotion at her job. So I was like
Speaker 8: super excited.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and a great reason to like take her
Speaker 2: out and have something to talk about and.
Speaker 4: Make her pay for the drinks because she's the one
Speaker 4: making all the money.
Speaker 6: Now you're rich.
Speaker 8: Now, No, I'm not gonna make a girl pay for
Speaker 8: a drink, So I have a better idea.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's your idea.
Speaker 8: We went till a lot of bars. At every bar
Speaker 8: i'd walk into, I would just yell out, hey, this
Speaker 8: girl got a promotion. People with just cheers and buy
Speaker 8: a strink and.
Speaker 2: Then you ask wait, you said, can you buy us
Speaker 2: drinks afterwards?
Speaker 8: No, people would just cheer us and then buy a strink.
Speaker 6: Doesn't work on.
Speaker 2: Me, like a big congrat congrats to mind mindset would
Speaker 2: be like jets frum, like you make more money than me, You.
Speaker 1: Not buy you a drink?
Speaker 3: What bars you're going to? Where? Like nobody ever gets
Speaker 3: from motions, it's.
Speaker 6: Just got fired.
Speaker 2: What's smart about it is it's the truth. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: not like you're scamming.
Speaker 6: People like you're engaged like a lot of people. It's
Speaker 6: like you're legit.
Speaker 1: I'm pretending it's your birthday.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cool that that was working for you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean definitely was working. But I mean it
Speaker 8: got pretty hazy, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Drinks last bar was actually who is proof?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean we went to this one streets like
Speaker 8: a bunch of bars, and I was like pretty like
Speaker 8: past the point of buzz, you know, like where you're
Speaker 8: like you got to drink too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, talking zero one hundred.
Speaker 6: When you went from like oh things are.
Speaker 1: Good to like now you start yelling for free food.
Speaker 3: Anybody.
Speaker 2: I don't know though, if you're like wasted wasted, Like
Speaker 2: did you I mean, did you embarrass yourself?
Speaker 8: Sound like I remember I remember kissing her in the
Speaker 8: back of the uber, So.
Speaker 6: Okay, did she reciprocate?
Speaker 8: I mean I remember getting back at her place watching
Speaker 8: some TV.
Speaker 1: But you don't know.
Speaker 2: How you went from ubers were okay, I remember ordering
Speaker 2: you ordered what we ordered sushi?
Speaker 8: But yeah, I mean I woke up the next morning
Speaker 8: and she was like, I'm not really feeling good.
Speaker 1: Hold on, man, did you wake up at her place
Speaker 1: or your place?
Speaker 8: Her place? But then I just took off, like I
Speaker 8: got an uber and left. But haven't heard back from
Speaker 8: her since you saw her.
Speaker 6: Were you waking up in bed or just like on
Speaker 6: the couch.
Speaker 8: I was on the couch, she was in the other room.
Speaker 1: Okay, Wait was she still there when you left?
Speaker 8: I think she was. I mean I didn't really look.
Speaker 8: I was just concerned about getting home to like just recover.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I didn't think you really want to
Speaker 4: like have after a heavy night of drinking and sushi.
Speaker 3: That's the time to be like reconnected.
Speaker 2: Dude, You've got to say something like you stayed the
Speaker 2: night of the girl's house. Like, if a dude just
Speaker 2: left without saying anything from my house, I would think
Speaker 2: either A he doesn't like me and he's trying to run.
Speaker 1: Or B he's a little weirdode.
Speaker 8: You guys don't even get it. I was like cracked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that wouldn't be a good look the
Speaker 4: following day to walk in.
Speaker 1: Anyway, if you texted her, I think it's okay.
Speaker 4: So well, yeah, what's happened since then? Since you left
Speaker 4: her apartment? Are you stay in contact?
Speaker 8: Nothing? I got ghosted and I like just dropped off
Speaker 8: the station of the earth.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 6: The good thing about this, she may think the same thing.
Speaker 6: She may be like, I don't remember a lot. Did
Speaker 6: I embarrass myself? Like you guys both maybe just playing
Speaker 6: a caution.
Speaker 2: Do you know if she was on the same page
Speaker 2: with you in terms of drunkenness.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean she would go hand we were going
Speaker 8: drink for drinks, you know, Like she's a cool chick.
Speaker 8: I'd like to see her again. She really a hang
Speaker 8: out with.
Speaker 1: Light weight.
Speaker 4: Well, who knows, maybe that uber kiss that you thought
Speaker 4: was with her was actually with the driver.
Speaker 1: We're gonna find out that nobody was thinking that.
Speaker 4: Well, some people have lived better life experiences than others.
Speaker 3: Nobody knows how I've lived my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, except there's a reason I have a five star review.
Speaker 3: It's all'm gonna say. Anyway, Nathan, Ye, come on, Okay,
Speaker 3: you're gonna do that. We'll reach out to her and
Speaker 3: get to your second date update right after.
Speaker 5: This second date update if you're just.
Speaker 3: Joining us our listener.
Speaker 4: Nathan went on a wild, kind of hazy first date
Speaker 4: with a woman named Megan.
Speaker 1: There was any kind of about it, Jess.
Speaker 4: Yeah, extremely hazy first date where he found out that
Speaker 4: she got promoted, and that turned into a celebratory bar
Speaker 4: crawl down the street. He didn't know it at the time,
Speaker 4: but Nathan actually came up with kind of a genius.
Speaker 3: Idea where every bar they walked.
Speaker 4: Into he announced, Hey, this girl just got promoted at work,
Speaker 4: and immediately they'd get free drink showered upon them. Not
Speaker 4: showered like on them, but like gifted to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Way, next time we go to lunch I'm telling everybody, Yeah,
Speaker 6: this girl.
Speaker 1: Just got a raise. But there wasn't a lie. There's serious.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But to get you guys, that was fun for
Speaker 4: Nathan and Meghan for the first two or three bars.
Speaker 4: After that, he doesn't remember a whole lot except that
Speaker 4: he spent the night at her place on the couch.
Speaker 1: And I can't believe they ordered drunk sushi. Yeah that's that.
Speaker 1: Why not drunk nachos.
Speaker 3: It's an intoxicated choice, for sure. Nathan.
Speaker 4: Clearly you had a lot of fun that night. But
Speaker 4: why is it so important that you get in contact
Speaker 4: with Meghan again? Because maybe this was supposed to be
Speaker 4: just like a one night crazy thing.
Speaker 1: Did you hear she's got money now she has sugar mama.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're up for management now, Is that it? Nathan?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 8: No, no, no, I just I thought she was just
Speaker 8: really cool to hang out with a lot of cool people,
Speaker 8: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, that's kind of.
Speaker 6: Insulting anybody who knows him, by the way, don't be
Speaker 6: offended by that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, may not. A lot of his friends get promoted,
Speaker 3: so he doesn't know.
Speaker 1: I think that's cool.
Speaker 2: I think that's a really sweet sentiment, which, you know,
Speaker 2: it's it's hard to be sweet and romantic after a
Speaker 2: very drunken evening.
Speaker 4: So you were drunk, and maybe Meghan can help fill
Speaker 4: in some of the blanks that you have in the
Speaker 4: night so we can figure out what really it's.
Speaker 11: Going to be.
Speaker 2: It's going to be shocking to me that she doesn't
Speaker 2: share something embarrassing that you did.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean you're drunk. You don't remember what
Speaker 1: if she did.
Speaker 4: Somebody did something, something happened, and we need to find out.
Speaker 3: So let's dial her. Here we go, hopefully she picks up.
Speaker 12: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hey is this Meghan? Hey Megan.
Speaker 4: My name is jeff from a radio show you might
Speaker 4: be familiar with called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Which is called Sake.
Speaker 2: Congratulations on the big promotions you got promoted at your job.
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9: I I'm a little confused.
Speaker 12: Sorry, where are you coming from.
Speaker 4: We're a radio show it's called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the Morning, and we sometimes reach out to people when
Speaker 4: we hear they got job promotions. Sometimes we also reach
Speaker 4: out when we hear they went on a really great
Speaker 4: date with somebody.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're kind of checking multiple boxes.
Speaker 1: Celebrating the job promotion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you fell.
Speaker 12: Sorry, I'm a little I'm still a little.
Speaker 3: Simplify this for you.
Speaker 4: We heard that you went out on a date with
Speaker 4: one of our listeners named Nathan.
Speaker 6: Why did you ask?
Speaker 9: Are you serious?
Speaker 12: Are you guys know him or something?
Speaker 3: Well, he listens to us.
Speaker 4: Nathan is actually the one who told us about your
Speaker 4: promotion and the way you guys celebrated that night.
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, well what did he tell you?
Speaker 9: I'm curious.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's only good things that you sound so nervous.
Speaker 12: I'm shaking, I'm very angry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't know all the details, but we know
Speaker 4: there was a bar crawl that had a lot of
Speaker 4: free drinks ended up at your place.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't remember a lot.
Speaker 12: Oh he doesn't remember. Yeah, okay, I'm not calling him
Speaker 12: back because he ate my goldfish, my pet, no.
Speaker 3: Actual fish a bag.
Speaker 12: You just said my actual swimming fish. Cleo, gone, I thought.
Speaker 1: You guys he said you had sushi.
Speaker 9: No, he told you that we ordered sushi. Oh my god.
Speaker 12: Yes, he had like a forty minute conversation about how
Speaker 12: no sushi places were open and none of them even
Speaker 12: deliver here. No, did he tell you that we ordered sushi?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said.
Speaker 4: Well, he said his memory was hazy, but that's one
Speaker 4: of the things he remembered. I'm sorry, there's no way,
Speaker 4: there's not even in your drunk hist state.
Speaker 3: Is a guy doing.
Speaker 2: Something that because I coached goldfish actually off to I.
Speaker 12: Told him I was going to bed. He crashed on
Speaker 12: my couch. The next morning, I wake up, he's not there,
Speaker 12: and I noticed that my goldfish tank near the window
Speaker 12: is completely empty.
Speaker 2: Hollo, okay, is he didn't even do it when you
Speaker 2: were present.
Speaker 1: He did it after you went to bed.
Speaker 12: I didn't see anything. I didn't hear anything, obviously, like
Speaker 12: fish don't scream, So are you sure like.
Speaker 2: I've heard of fish like jumping out of tanks before
Speaker 2: that happens.
Speaker 12: I looked everywhere. There was no there's no Cleo.
Speaker 9: She's gone.
Speaker 1: And you don't have a cat. Do you have a cat?
Speaker 12: I have no cat. Cleos was was my only pet.
Speaker 4: We don't, okay, so sad it's we don't know that
Speaker 4: that's what actually happened, you said yourself, Megan, you didn't
Speaker 4: see it.
Speaker 12: I didn't see it, and I didn't hear anything. But
Speaker 12: if there's like a strange man in my apartment, and
Speaker 12: he's going on and on about ordering sushi, and I
Speaker 12: wake up and my fish isn't there.
Speaker 7: What else my face?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine telling your friends my date ate my pets.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's try as hard as we can not to
Speaker 4: jump to conclusions here. It's really important we've heard Meghan's
Speaker 4: side of the story. It's really important that we get
Speaker 4: Nathan's side too, because Meghan, he is on the on
Speaker 4: the other line, she's not afraid Nathan.
Speaker 9: You there, Hey, Hi, Yeah, hey, Nathan, how's it going.
Speaker 12: Are you feeling energized and fueled from eating my fish?
Speaker 1: Did that happen?
Speaker 8: I'm like forty percent sure that that.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, don't finish.
Speaker 11: Look, look, I don't know if that happened or not,
Speaker 11: but like, if it did happen, it's probably because you
Speaker 11: got that promotion and we got all those free drinks,
Speaker 11: So that is rich.
Speaker 12: You are blaming me because you got so you ate
Speaker 12: my fish?
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, look, I don't really know if I want
Speaker 8: to take the wraps for something. I don't know if
Speaker 8: I really did or not. You know, at the game
Speaker 8: of the day, you could have been in it.
Speaker 7: Oh did you consider that I fish?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 7: My god, is the.
Speaker 6: Goldfish male situation.
Speaker 2: Why are you jumping to like being horrified and really
Speaker 2: sorry right now?
Speaker 6: He's confused.
Speaker 8: Look, I don't know what happened that night, okay, but
Speaker 8: all I know is that we have a chance we
Speaker 8: can do a do over.
Speaker 12: Off your rocker, man, Are you kidding?
Speaker 4: He apologized. He admits maybe mistakes have been.
Speaker 1: I love that he apologized after he blamed me that.
Speaker 4: Look, I'll tell you this, Megan. We've been doing this
Speaker 4: segment for a long time, and in the history of it,
Speaker 4: we've had four people get married after one person ate
Speaker 4: the other person's past.
Speaker 3: You could be lucky number three, the.
Speaker 2: First time we've had anyone ever eat another person's pet, Jeff.
Speaker 8: No, that's a cool way to meet a story Thanksgiving
Speaker 8: dinner table.
Speaker 3: If there ever.
Speaker 12: Was the worst date I've ever.
Speaker 3: Been on, Oh, you can't say that.
Speaker 4: You can't say that until you go on one more
Speaker 4: date and give them the chance to lower the bar
Speaker 4: even far.
Speaker 6: That's gonna be a funny wedding.
Speaker 12: Be good, because the only other thing I don't want
Speaker 12: to be eaten personally nor fish.
Speaker 4: I have a better ideal, alexis let's send them to
Speaker 4: a place that actually serves up sushi for real.
Speaker 1: That's traumatic.
Speaker 3: The right way.
Speaker 5: Now we'll do.
Speaker 4: No, just a normal first day without all the heavy drinking,
Speaker 4: and you guys can give it a redo.
Speaker 12: I'm actually horrified that you suggested that, you know what.
Speaker 1: Jeff stands on his own on that one. That was
Speaker 1: all idea. We do not endorse it.
Speaker 3: OK, fine, you're right.
Speaker 4: Maybe I was a little bit insensitive to Leo, but
Speaker 4: I'm going to step away now. I'm done defending the listeners. Nathan,
Speaker 4: you have one final chance to win Megan over.
Speaker 8: Go ahead, Megan, would you like to hang out again?
Speaker 3: To the point no.
Speaker 6: Reapologized.
Speaker 8: First look, there's really no proof that I did that.
Speaker 8: If you want to hang out again, though, what would.
Speaker 1: The proof be, that is even grosser.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Nathan, it's sounding like it's a no.
Speaker 1: I think you need to take a break from drinking.
Speaker 8: I don't need a break from drinking. She needs a
Speaker 8: break from getting promoted.
Speaker 3: That'll teach you, Megan success.
Speaker 12: Yeah, maybe I'll learn my lesson.
Speaker 5: Finally, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Having similar hobbies is a green flag. Yeah, it's good
Speaker 4: to have common interests like you both enjoy the same
Speaker 4: type of movies, or you both have kissed the same teachers.
Speaker 3: But what kind.
Speaker 4: Of flag is it if two people bond over this
Speaker 4: shows I don't know, I.
Speaker 1: Could get back and knives actually come out.
Speaker 6: We love people that bond.
Speaker 4: Over us were fuss fun, but it's all advised because
Speaker 4: one of our listeners says he took it as a
Speaker 4: huge plus that the woman he met online actually knew
Speaker 4: who we were and listened all the time. But any
Speaker 4: true fan would know if someone tells you they actually
Speaker 4: enjoy this train wreck, they are not to be trusted.
Speaker 3: Sadly, he learned that.
Speaker 4: The hard way because now he can't even get her
Speaker 4: on the phone. So we're gonna find out what happened
Speaker 4: between our listener couple.
Speaker 3: In your second date update.
Speaker 4: Right after this second date update, they say where there's
Speaker 4: a Will, there's a way that say, there's a guy
Speaker 4: named Will on the phone right now, so I'm hoping
Speaker 4: there's a way we can help him with a second
Speaker 4: date update.
Speaker 1: That is the most literal translation.
Speaker 6: Of that ever, or his date's name was way.
Speaker 4: God, was that the laziest intro I've ever done? I
Speaker 4: don't care.
Speaker 1: So you have given up best?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Seriously, but Brooke promises to care enough for everybody here,
Speaker 4: so will welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Hello, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: I've lost interest again.
Speaker 1: He's on the phone and he needs us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, now I'm here, but Brooke, you can run it.
Speaker 3: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: Okay. What's going on? And who'd you go out with?
Speaker 3: Smooth?
Speaker 1: I never said I was smooth. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 3: Hey, Well, tell us about the girl that you went
Speaker 3: on a day with. What's her name?
Speaker 1: What I just said?
Speaker 3: I said? I said, Marlee, Marlee Marley.
Speaker 7: We met on a dating app, we matched.
Speaker 1: What did you like about her?
Speaker 7: Well, you know, I liked what I saw.
Speaker 4: Nice. Well, it's nice that he liked that he saw,
Speaker 4: not what he smelled.
Speaker 1: So just how do you put it that way? It
Speaker 1: sounds like Carlos.
Speaker 7: I wanted to take it for a test.
Speaker 1: You're not that type of guy.
Speaker 3: Come on, no, well really, what did you like about her?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: I find collarbones very attractive? And then one of her
Speaker 7: photos a low cut dress and really doing it for me?
Speaker 1: Are you sure they're real and not implant colarbas?
Speaker 7: You know what, I've never heard of himplant carbones, But no,
Speaker 7: he looks real.
Speaker 4: Well it is a trend. Brook has been looking into
Speaker 4: getting one for herself, but he sounds.
Speaker 1: Like the job is good though he can't notice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, So she's got a good collar bone
Speaker 4: on her very aero dynamic.
Speaker 6: I don't know what you look like.
Speaker 3: It's kind of bird like anything else.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 7: I don't really have a type, but lately I've been
Speaker 7: attracted to redheads, and she's.
Speaker 1: Redhead, nicest hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they also can't go out in the sun.
Speaker 1: If you're Bernie or something, I'll.
Speaker 4: Tell you how much a redhead with a nice collarbone.
Speaker 4: So picturing like Lindsay Lohan, Carol Burnett type here. Now
Speaker 4: that we know kind of what she looks like, tell
Speaker 4: us about what you and Marley did.
Speaker 7: So I decided to uh go to a sporting event.
Speaker 1: I okay, was that something you guys had in common?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 1: Was that a common interest?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I mean she's pretty outdoorsy and sporty. So we talked
Speaker 7: about it and I said, let's go watch some football
Speaker 7: and at the very least we'll buy some overpriced food
Speaker 7: and some overpriced beer.
Speaker 1: You actually took her to a game game, not just
Speaker 1: like a sports bar.
Speaker 7: Well, I tried to take her to a game game.
Speaker 3: But what do you mean? What does that mean?
Speaker 7: We didn't end up going? Wow, I triple confirmed with
Speaker 7: her because we got good seats, not the nosebleeds.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Expensive, that's dropping some money on a first day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, go back or go home. But I
Speaker 7: was like, I'm gonna make sure she's definitely coming, and
Speaker 7: she said I'm definitely coming, and I was like great.
Speaker 7: And then about thirty minutes before we're supposed to meet up,
Speaker 7: I get a text from her saying, hey, sorry, I
Speaker 7: don't think I can go.
Speaker 2: No, oh only replace dude.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'd be mad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: Did she give a reason why?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 9: I followed up.
Speaker 7: I said, do you mean you can't?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 4: Is anything?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 1: She didn't even lie that a grandmother died or something?
Speaker 1: Seriously and like pity, offer to pay for your ticket?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's actually I.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't send you the money. But right did she do that?
Speaker 1: Did she offer to pay for the ticket?
Speaker 7: She didn't text me back. I ended up just sitting
Speaker 7: at the game by myself.
Speaker 5: No, so rude.
Speaker 6: You should have didn't deserve your time.
Speaker 3: How good is that collarbone guy?
Speaker 1: Why do you want to talk to her. I mean,
Speaker 1: I want to know why she didn't go. Is that why?
Speaker 1: You just want to figure it out?
Speaker 7: I mean I want to know. But maybe there was
Speaker 7: something crazy that happened and she didn't feel comfortable telling,
Speaker 7: because sometimes you know, it's like you wait too long
Speaker 7: and then it's like, how do I even explain this?
Speaker 6: She's like, this is embarrassing. I'm a season ticket holder.
Speaker 3: She's a season ticket I have better see.
Speaker 1: She doesn't like the team at all.
Speaker 5: I didn't that.
Speaker 3: I mean, Alexis, would you say no if you hated
Speaker 3: the team. No, I don't put on.
Speaker 1: Any jersey and cheer for anyone.
Speaker 3: It's free, free food.
Speaker 1: Basically, did she apologize?
Speaker 7: She has not replied. I texted her I think four
Speaker 7: times since then, one of which being like, hey, maybe
Speaker 7: football wasn't it You want to try something.
Speaker 6: Else on purpose?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, funny story. One of our commonalities is that
Speaker 7: we bonded over both liking your show, like we listen
Speaker 7: to Brooke and Jeffrey. So I was like, oh, this
Speaker 7: is funny.
Speaker 3: Yes, maybe it's a good thing that she's not calling
Speaker 3: you back.
Speaker 1: Then would we call her? She's gonna know, she's gonna
Speaker 1: know how he's going to know that you're on the phone.
Speaker 3: Unless we disguise our voices.
Speaker 6: I can do many impressions.
Speaker 3: Who we did.
Speaker 4: We did a British accent one time and I think
Speaker 4: it went off swimmingly Australians. But it's really up to Will.
Speaker 7: I mean, I would love to hear your impression.
Speaker 1: He's lost all his brain cells.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to look like idiots.
Speaker 4: Actually, if I think about it, she might be more
Speaker 4: willing to talk to us if she's a fan and
Speaker 4: knows who we are, so maybe.
Speaker 6: To the bottom of it her you know, of course
Speaker 6: she won't pick up.
Speaker 4: I mean, we've recorded a bunch of people hanging up
Speaker 4: on us, but we haven't aired those ones recently, so.
Speaker 6: We can do a call you hang up.
Speaker 1: We only people stop answering.
Speaker 4: Whatever happens, it's gonna be some high quality radio when
Speaker 4: we come back and call Marley to do your second
Speaker 4: date update.
Speaker 5: Right after this second date update.
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us for the second date update,
Speaker 4: we've got Will on the phone, who was supposed to
Speaker 4: go out with a girl named Marley. And I know
Speaker 4: what you're thinking, Brooke. Why am I playing this music
Speaker 4: instead of the theme song? To the movie Marley and.
Speaker 2: Me because that's about a dog and it's the saddest
Speaker 2: movie ever I.
Speaker 3: I thought about it.
Speaker 4: It's true, the end is pretty depressing, and we're hoping
Speaker 4: for a happier outcome here today.
Speaker 1: So I'll be missing you puff daddy.
Speaker 4: You know, it's still like she didn't show up to
Speaker 4: the date, So you gotta have a little bit of
Speaker 4: truth sadness in there.
Speaker 1: This song has a lot of dead themes to it too.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 4: I'm bringing up because Jose's dad has a theory of
Speaker 4: what happened.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, probably, so that's.
Speaker 3: One theory out there that would explain a lot. But Brooke,
Speaker 3: what are your thoughts?
Speaker 6: My dad would be like I looked up the highway
Speaker 6: and it's one of the deadliest highways in America. Most
Speaker 6: likely she could.
Speaker 1: She's very well and alive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're possibilities out there.
Speaker 1: That's all we're looking for now, that's only the hope
Speaker 1: that we want.
Speaker 6: That's all up from here, Thanks dad.
Speaker 4: Okay, look now we're on an upswing here before we
Speaker 4: dial Marley, is there anything else that you want to
Speaker 4: say before we call her?
Speaker 3: Will?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: I just want answers. What's happening. Why she's not getting
Speaker 7: back to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are way more chill than I would be.
Speaker 1: If I would have purchased a football.
Speaker 2: Ticket for somebody and then that person didn't show up,
Speaker 2: there would be no chilling.
Speaker 6: Imagine your friend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, back the Yeah, that stadium would be in flames
Speaker 4: by the time.
Speaker 3: Brooke.
Speaker 1: That's right. So we'll glad you know me.
Speaker 4: Now, we'll see if we can get that money back
Speaker 4: for you here when we call her, or or at
Speaker 4: least get.
Speaker 3: Her agree to another day. I don't know, maybe that
Speaker 3: was a little bit ambitious. I shouldn't have said that. No,
Speaker 3: Brook will pay you though. Here we go. I'm dialing
Speaker 3: Marley right now.
Speaker 4: And remember she apparently is a fan of the show,
Speaker 4: so she should know who we are when we call.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's see dialing right now. Hello, Hey Marley?
Speaker 9: Yeah, who's calling?
Speaker 3: Hey Marley? We're Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning's.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, for real, Welcome to the show, Marley.
Speaker 3: How are you doing?
Speaker 9: I love you, guys? Why are you Did I win
Speaker 9: something like? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not? Yeah, No, that's the thing in the past.
Speaker 4: But something we still are doing on the show is
Speaker 4: a second date update.
Speaker 9: What Oh no.
Speaker 1: No, your moment to shine Marley.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what that means. You went on a
Speaker 4: date recently and somebody liked that. I guess you did
Speaker 4: go on a date recently.
Speaker 9: You missed the date, Marley, Is this really happening? I'm
Speaker 9: on the radio with you guys about this.
Speaker 2: Oh man, Marley, the guy had a football ticket for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we heard the whole story from Will and so
Speaker 4: obviously he's disappointed that, you know, showed to the game.
Speaker 1: Well, you gave him.
Speaker 2: A thirty minute heads up, you texted him thirty minutes
Speaker 2: he said before the game.
Speaker 3: So do you have any explanation?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, jeez, I don't know, Like, Okay, what
Speaker 9: do I say here? Like, yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 9: guess at the end of the day, I just don't
Speaker 9: like going out with liars.
Speaker 6: What we are liar?
Speaker 1: Why are you saying he's a liar?
Speaker 9: Well, I was excited to spend time with him, like
Speaker 9: it seemed to like we really vibed on the app
Speaker 9: and I was getting ready for the date. It was
Speaker 9: while I was getting ready, I started doing this thing
Speaker 9: lately that's been really helpful. And actually I got this
Speaker 9: idea from listening to your show, which is, oh, no,
Speaker 9: what did we tell you?
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes people will repeat what we say and
Speaker 2: I'm like, do we we said that?
Speaker 3: What advice did you take from us?
Speaker 9: I think this is a really good idea. You guys
Speaker 9: suggested using AI to help out with dating. And it's
Speaker 9: like this thing where you put a guy's photo into
Speaker 9: chat GBT and it calculates their height.
Speaker 8: We talk about that.
Speaker 1: We talked about that how that was a trend.
Speaker 2: You could figure out how tall guys were because the
Speaker 2: photo would analyze like what's in the background and where.
Speaker 3: They're run right, So you you did that?
Speaker 9: Yeah, So he put in his profile that he's six
Speaker 9: foot but Chad g BT said that he's probably five
Speaker 9: to seven.
Speaker 1: He's a short under.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the proper term is nothing wrong with five foot seven.
Speaker 4: Five foot seven is respectable, but said he's lie.
Speaker 9: Yeah exactly, Like I'm sure he's listening right now.
Speaker 6: But maybe don't tell her, don't you?
Speaker 2: Is it because you won't date anyone under six foot?
Speaker 2: Because I know a lot of women have that rule
Speaker 2: and it's dumb.
Speaker 1: It's a dumb rule. Miss it out on short guys.
Speaker 9: No, I'm not superficial like that, Like I'm five to seven,
Speaker 9: so we would be the same height. And I'm not
Speaker 9: like against that. But the thing is, like, if he
Speaker 9: was truthful, I definitely would have gone on the date.
Speaker 4: Maybe if you're on your knees looking up at him,
Speaker 4: he's six foot tall, it looks that way, really appears,
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: You said it is. But don't say that again.
Speaker 3: Okay, if you're sitting down, sure, that's what I meant.
Speaker 4: Okay, you guys are turning into a pervert over here.
Speaker 1: Your words are working against you.
Speaker 6: Sorry she was talking.
Speaker 3: So it's the it's the lie potentially.
Speaker 9: Sure. I mean like like I said, I'm high seven
Speaker 9: and I say I'm five to seven on my profile,
Speaker 9: Like why do guys lie?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, the only way that we can know that
Speaker 4: is by asking Will. And like you said, he is
Speaker 4: on the other line. You know he's there listening to this.
Speaker 6: It's not a surprise.
Speaker 7: So awkward.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's doing the awkward sound effect for us. Wrong segment.
Speaker 3: Okay, but Will, it's time to jump in and say
Speaker 3: hi to Marley.
Speaker 10: Yep.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, what's going on?
Speaker 6: Will?
Speaker 4: Marley is telling us that she ai fact checked your picture?
Speaker 4: And that I know the suggestion came from our show.
Speaker 4: So I'm sorry if we're busting.
Speaker 1: You on this somewhere else probably, So.
Speaker 3: Can you just tell us?
Speaker 4: Well, are you five foot seven like chat GPT says,
Speaker 4: or are you six foot like you claim in your profile?
Speaker 5: Well, i'll tell you what.
Speaker 7: Chat GBT is completely off and I am taller than Marley,
Speaker 7: So they're taller.
Speaker 3: Really you didn't?
Speaker 9: Yeah, but are you six foot or is that an exaggeration?
Speaker 7: I'm actually five eight?
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, chat GPT was more honest than your profile.
Speaker 1: Man, Come on to his defense, Marley.
Speaker 2: If he would have said he was five eight, would
Speaker 2: he showed up in your algorithm?
Speaker 9: I don't have a height limit on my filters or
Speaker 9: anything like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, but what way would you have swiped if you
Speaker 1: saw five eight?
Speaker 9: I don't know, I mean hesitation at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So he's cute enough that I would have looked into
Speaker 10: it if I just saw the numbers, and I wasn't interested,
Speaker 10: and I would have swiped because of the numbers. But
Speaker 10: I was drawn in by other parts of his profile
Speaker 10: for sure, Okay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then our personality clicked. And then because I
Speaker 7: said that I was six foot. My foot got in
Speaker 7: the door quite literally.
Speaker 1: That's a bad ton or whatever it is.
Speaker 9: It worked, but you have to understand that I've had
Speaker 9: like issues with men lying in the past, and that's
Speaker 9: just like an instant deal breaker for me. And even
Speaker 9: now you're kind of like defending being dishonest. I feel
Speaker 9: like at some point before we met up, you should have,
Speaker 9: you know, made sure I knew what I was really
Speaker 9: looking for. I didn't want to look right over your head.
Speaker 6: Do you feel bad at all? Though? That homie watched
Speaker 6: a whole game by himself, wasted hundreds of dollars and
Speaker 6: still wants to go out with you, and you're bad.
Speaker 1: He seems sincere in his apology.
Speaker 4: And the good news is we've hashed all this out now,
Speaker 4: so maybe that allows us to close the door on
Speaker 4: this kind of ugly chapter of the relationship and open
Speaker 4: the door to the next positive one.
Speaker 6: There something else you've fled about, We'll get it out.
Speaker 1: Are you a full catfish? Tell us now?
Speaker 3: She has not seen you in person yet.
Speaker 7: So my pictures are accurate. They're five to eight accurate.
Speaker 1: Give them a chance, Barley, go one date won't hurt.
Speaker 4: Make sure they're accurate in person, bring a tape measure
Speaker 4: to the date, and we will pay for the date
Speaker 4: and the tape measure.
Speaker 7: To mate, I'll send you a photo with me holding
Speaker 7: a newspaper from today about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, wait you get a newspaper? How
Speaker 1: old are you?
Speaker 9: I'll be honest, I'm going to be wary and skeptical.
Speaker 9: But the fact that you have the confidence to address
Speaker 9: it on air like this and reach out to me
Speaker 9: this way is kind of a turn on.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, shows a turn on.
Speaker 3: Wow, you know those positive news.
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't get your money back, Will, but
Speaker 4: at least you get another date to spend more money
Speaker 4: on her.
Speaker 7: Hooray, I get to spend more money on a date.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, don't we pay?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are we mind taking up to twenty five dollars? You
Speaker 3: enjoy will Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.