WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classics: Picture Says It All + Promotion Commotion 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:01.400 Welcome to the Second Ay Podcast. 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:04.200 Today is the day that if you don't act, you 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:08.240 will live and regret forever. I mean, it sounds dire, 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:10.360 but it's true because today is the last day to 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:13.480 get your second date update merch for a cause. The 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:16.400 store is still open right now up until midnight. It 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:18.479 will close tonight. So if you want a super cute 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:22.320 sweatshirt T shirt, honey, their very Cali style, very summer, 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:25.000 and one percent of proceeds go to Convoy of Hope, 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:27.280 which is a great organization. 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And that's a 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:36.840 very dangerous thought. You're gonna hear it in your second 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:38.440 date update right after. 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:41.039 This second Date update D. 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:45.960 We've heard of creative ways Alexis gets free drinks when 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:48.440 she's at the bar where she claims to be from 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:52.279 poison Control and is testing the tequila for arsenic. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.200 She wants, I'm gonna need. 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:59.920 Three more Prairie Fire shots just to be like real. 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:04.360 Oh and six shots from my friends. 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:06.280 Yeah, we're trying to save the world. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:10.200 One of our male listeners apparently figured out another way 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:13.519 to get free drinks for him and for his date 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:18.840 at multiple different spots, So get ready to take notes here. 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:21.520 His name is Nathan. Nathan, Welcome to the show. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.320 Hey, how's it going good? 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.000 I mean, everybody's super intrigued. They want to hear how 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:27.639 you're doing it. 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:29.560 What do you inspect what do you act as? 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:34.480 What kind of inspect like that it's something completely different? 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:37.400 Okay, no fake inspections. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:40.240 Well, we'll get to whatever your method is for getting 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:42.200 free drinks in a second. First, tell us about the 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:43.839 girl that you went out with. What's her name? 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:46.639 Oh, her name is Meghan. I met her online? 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:50.960 Okay, okay, what'd you like about Megan? Sorry, your phone 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:54.080 just sounds like you're shouting into a megaphone. 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.560 Yeah, Oh sorry? 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:57.160 Is that better? 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:00.040 Not really, but we're just gonna go with it. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.120 Okay, Nathan, tell us how you and Meghan got to 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:04.000 the point of getting free drinks for each other. 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:07.120 Okay, so pretty much. Me and Meghan met up for 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:09.160 our first date. She tells me that she just got 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.280 like a promotion at her job. So I was like 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:12.400 super excited. 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:18.400 Oh yeah, and a great reason to like take her 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.280 out and have something to talk about and. 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:22.519 Make her pay for the drinks because she's the one 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:23.360 making all the money. 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:24.040 Now you're rich. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:26.040 Now, No, I'm not gonna make a girl pay for 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:27.480 a drink, So I have a better idea. 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.760 Oh okay, that's your idea. 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.040 We went till a lot of bars. At every bar 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.400 i'd walk into, I would just yell out, hey, this 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:37.440 girl got a promotion. People with just cheers and buy 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:38.880 a strink and. 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:42.360 Then you ask wait, you said, can you buy us 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:43.360 drinks afterwards? 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:46.320 No, people would just cheer us and then buy a strink. 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:49.320 Doesn't work on. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:53.400 Me, like a big congrat congrats to mind mindset would 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:55.640 be like jets frum, like you make more money than me, You. 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:57.080 Not buy you a drink? 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:59.800 What bars you're going to? Where? Like nobody ever gets 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:00.800 from motions, it's. 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:04.040 Just got fired. 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.200 What's smart about it is it's the truth. Yeah, it's 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:10.160 not like you're scamming. 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:13.480 People like you're engaged like a lot of people. It's 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:14.480 like you're legit. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:16.279 I'm pretending it's your birthday. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:17.080 You know. 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:19.680 It's pretty cool that that was working for you. 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.279 Yeah, I mean definitely was working. But I mean it 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.640 got pretty hazy, that's for sure. 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:28.560 Drinks last bar was actually who is proof? 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.080 Yeah, I mean we went to this one streets like 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.719 a bunch of bars, and I was like pretty like 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:37.240 past the point of buzz, you know, like where you're 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:38.520 like you got to drink too much. 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:42.000 Yeah, talking zero one hundred. 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:43.760 When you went from like oh things are. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.120 Good to like now you start yelling for free food. 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:50.000 Anybody. 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:52.840 I don't know though, if you're like wasted wasted, Like 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:55.919 did you I mean, did you embarrass yourself? 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.479 Sound like I remember I remember kissing her in the 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:04.760 back of the uber, So. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.120 Okay, did she reciprocate? 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.040 I mean I remember getting back at her place watching 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:10.560 some TV. 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:12.600 But you don't know. 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:16.960 How you went from ubers were okay, I remember ordering 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.719 you ordered what we ordered sushi? 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:22.760 But yeah, I mean I woke up the next morning 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:25.120 and she was like, I'm not really feeling good. 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.919 Hold on, man, did you wake up at her place 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:28.599 or your place? 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.960 Her place? But then I just took off, like I 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.080 got an uber and left. But haven't heard back from 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:35.400 her since you saw her. 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:37.400 Were you waking up in bed or just like on 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:37.960 the couch. 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.719 I was on the couch, she was in the other room. 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.680 Okay, Wait was she still there when you left? 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:46.880 I think she was. I mean I didn't really look. 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.799 I was just concerned about getting home to like just recover. 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:52.880 I mean, yeah, I didn't think you really want to 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.840 like have after a heavy night of drinking and sushi. 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:58.120 That's the time to be like reconnected. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.760 Dude, You've got to say something like you stayed the 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:02.680 night of the girl's house. Like, if a dude just 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:05.279 left without saying anything from my house, I would think 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:08.160 either A he doesn't like me and he's trying to run. 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:10.839 Or B he's a little weirdode. 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:12.840 You guys don't even get it. I was like cracked. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:17.200 Yeah, I mean that wouldn't be a good look the 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:18.880 following day to walk in. 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:20.960 Anyway, if you texted her, I think it's okay. 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:23.880 So well, yeah, what's happened since then? Since you left 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:25.520 her apartment? Are you stay in contact? 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:28.360 Nothing? I got ghosted and I like just dropped off 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:29.240 the station of the earth. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:31.320 You know. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.159 The good thing about this, she may think the same thing. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.320 She may be like, I don't remember a lot. Did 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:39.119 I embarrass myself? Like you guys both maybe just playing 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:39.480 a caution. 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:41.600 Do you know if she was on the same page 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.960 with you in terms of drunkenness. 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:46.039 Yeah, I mean she would go hand we were going 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.320 drink for drinks, you know, Like she's a cool chick. 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.920 I'd like to see her again. She really a hang 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:51.320 out with. 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:54.160 Light weight. 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:57.880 Well, who knows, maybe that uber kiss that you thought 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.560 was with her was actually with the driver. 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:03.040 We're gonna find out that nobody was thinking that. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:06.279 Well, some people have lived better life experiences than others. 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:09.400 Nobody knows how I've lived my life. 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:13.880 Yeah, except there's a reason I have a five star review. 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:18.160 It's all'm gonna say. Anyway, Nathan, Ye, come on, Okay, 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:20.160 you're gonna do that. We'll reach out to her and 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.000 get to your second date update right after. 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:26.160 This second date update if you're just. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:27.320 Joining us our listener. 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:31.160 Nathan went on a wild, kind of hazy first date 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:32.520 with a woman named Megan. 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:34.520 There was any kind of about it, Jess. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:37.960 Yeah, extremely hazy first date where he found out that 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:42.160 she got promoted, and that turned into a celebratory bar 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:45.440 crawl down the street. He didn't know it at the time, 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.000 but Nathan actually came up with kind of a genius. 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:49.640 Idea where every bar they walked. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:52.720 Into he announced, Hey, this girl just got promoted at work, 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:57.200 and immediately they'd get free drink showered upon them. Not 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:59.880 showered like on them, but like gifted to them. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:00.240 Yeah. 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.120 Way, next time we go to lunch I'm telling everybody, Yeah, 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:03.880 this girl. 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:07.280 Just got a raise. But there wasn't a lie. There's serious. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:08.080 Yeah. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.120 Yeah, But to get you guys, that was fun for 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.680 Nathan and Meghan for the first two or three bars. 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:17.040 After that, he doesn't remember a whole lot except that 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:19.200 he spent the night at her place on the couch. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:22.120 And I can't believe they ordered drunk sushi. Yeah that's that. 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:26.040 Why not drunk nachos. 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:29.280 It's an intoxicated choice, for sure. Nathan. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.480 Clearly you had a lot of fun that night. But 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:34.319 why is it so important that you get in contact 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:37.040 with Meghan again? Because maybe this was supposed to be 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.200 just like a one night crazy thing. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.679 Did you hear she's got money now she has sugar mama. 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:45.280 Yeah, we're up for management now, Is that it? Nathan? 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:46.360 Oh? 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.360 No, no, no, I just I thought she was just 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:52.320 really cool to hang out with a lot of cool people, 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:52.600 you know. 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:55.920 Yeah, Okay, that's kind of. 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:57.800 Insulting anybody who knows him, by the way, don't be 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:58.360 offended by that. 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:01.280 Yeah, may not. A lot of his friends get promoted, 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:02.040 so he doesn't know. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:02.960 I think that's cool. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.160 I think that's a really sweet sentiment, which, you know, 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.600 it's it's hard to be sweet and romantic after a 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:09.160 very drunken evening. 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:12.840 So you were drunk, and maybe Meghan can help fill 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:14.800 in some of the blanks that you have in the 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:16.960 night so we can figure out what really it's. 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:17.240 Going to be. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.520 It's going to be shocking to me that she doesn't 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:22.480 share something embarrassing that you did. 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:26.160 Oh yeah, I mean you're drunk. You don't remember what 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:27.160 if she did. 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:29.880 Somebody did something, something happened, and we need to find out. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.480 So let's dial her. Here we go, hopefully she picks up. 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:40.959 Hello. 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:45.760 Hey is this Meghan? Hey Megan. 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:49.079 My name is jeff from a radio show you might 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:51.359 be familiar with called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:51.800 Which is called Sake. 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:58.199 Congratulations on the big promotions you got promoted at your job. 0:09:59.160 --> 0:09:59.840 I'm so sorry. 0:09:59.880 --> 0:10:01.199 I I'm a little confused. 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:02.680 Sorry, where are you coming from. 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.679 We're a radio show it's called Brooke and Jeffrey in 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:10.280 the Morning, and we sometimes reach out to people when 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.520 we hear they got job promotions. Sometimes we also reach 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.400 out when we hear they went on a really great 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:16.360 date with somebody. 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:18.680 Yeah, you're kind of checking multiple boxes. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:20.400 Celebrating the job promotion. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:21.280 Yeah, you fell. 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:25.400 Sorry, I'm a little I'm still a little. 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:26.800 Simplify this for you. 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:28.520 We heard that you went out on a date with 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:30.480 one of our listeners named Nathan. 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:33.560 Why did you ask? 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:35.680 Are you serious? 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:37.520 Are you guys know him or something? 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:39.079 Well, he listens to us. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:41.960 Nathan is actually the one who told us about your 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.760 promotion and the way you guys celebrated that night. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:48.640 Yeah, okay, well what did he tell you? 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:49.560 I'm curious. 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:53.880 Sorry, it's only good things that you sound so nervous. 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:58.440 I'm shaking, I'm very angry. 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:01.520 Yeah, we don't know all the details, but we know 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:04.000 there was a bar crawl that had a lot of 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:05.840 free drinks ended up at your place. 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:08.000 But he doesn't remember a lot. 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:11.120 Oh he doesn't remember. Yeah, okay, I'm not calling him 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:16.200 back because he ate my goldfish, my pet, no. 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:18.280 Actual fish a bag. 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:23.800 You just said my actual swimming fish. Cleo, gone, I thought. 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:25.679 You guys he said you had sushi. 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:29.280 No, he told you that we ordered sushi. Oh my god. 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:33.600 Yes, he had like a forty minute conversation about how 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:36.000 no sushi places were open and none of them even 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.800 deliver here. No, did he tell you that we ordered sushi? 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:39.960 Yeah, he said. 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.559 Well, he said his memory was hazy, but that's one 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:46.479 of the things he remembered. I'm sorry, there's no way, 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.880 there's not even in your drunk hist state. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:49.920 Is a guy doing. 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:53.240 Something that because I coached goldfish actually off to I. 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.480 Told him I was going to bed. He crashed on 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:01.040 my couch. The next morning, I wake up, he's not there, 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:04.400 and I noticed that my goldfish tank near the window 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:05.720 is completely empty. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.520 Hollo, okay, is he didn't even do it when you 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:09.080 were present. 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:10.680 He did it after you went to bed. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.360 I didn't see anything. I didn't hear anything, obviously, like 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:16.959 fish don't scream, So are you sure like. 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:19.599 I've heard of fish like jumping out of tanks before 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:21.160 that happens. 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:24.000 I looked everywhere. There was no there's no Cleo. 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:24.640 She's gone. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:26.480 And you don't have a cat. Do you have a cat? 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:30.480 I have no cat. Cleos was was my only pet. 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:35.440 We don't, okay, so sad it's we don't know that 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:39.760 that's what actually happened, you said yourself, Megan, you didn't 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:40.200 see it. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:44.880 I didn't see it, and I didn't hear anything. But 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.600 if there's like a strange man in my apartment, and 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.760 he's going on and on about ordering sushi, and I 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:52.160 wake up and my fish isn't there. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:53.160 What else my face? 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:57.320 Can you imagine telling your friends my date ate my pets. 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.320 Okay, let's try as hard as we can not to 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:06.160 jump to conclusions here. It's really important we've heard Meghan's 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:09.200 side of the story. It's really important that we get 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:12.920 Nathan's side too, because Meghan, he is on the on 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:18.200 the other line, she's not afraid Nathan. 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:24.640 You there, Hey, Hi, Yeah, hey, Nathan, how's it going. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:31.600 Are you feeling energized and fueled from eating my fish? 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:33.079 Did that happen? 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:47.800 I'm like forty percent sure that that. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:47.480 Yes, right, don't finish. 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:49.440 Look, look, I don't know if that happened or not, 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:52.800 but like, if it did happen, it's probably because you 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:54.800 got that promotion and we got all those free drinks, 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:57.600 So that is rich. 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:01.760 You are blaming me because you got so you ate 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:02.280 my fish? 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:05.800 Yeah, well, look, I don't really know if I want 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:07.760 to take the wraps for something. I don't know if 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:09.640 I really did or not. You know, at the game 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.360 of the day, you could have been in it. 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:15.400 Oh did you consider that I fish? 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:17.000 Oh? 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:18.880 My god, is the. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:20.360 Goldfish male situation. 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:26.640 Why are you jumping to like being horrified and really 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:27.480 sorry right now? 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:28.880 He's confused. 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.000 Look, I don't know what happened that night, okay, but 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:34.120 all I know is that we have a chance we 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:35.200 can do a do over. 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:41.520 Off your rocker, man, Are you kidding? 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:45.600 He apologized. He admits maybe mistakes have been. 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.800 I love that he apologized after he blamed me that. 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.480 Look, I'll tell you this, Megan. We've been doing this 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:55.560 segment for a long time, and in the history of it, 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:59.080 we've had four people get married after one person ate 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:00.000 the other person's past. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.200 You could be lucky number three, the. 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:06.280 First time we've had anyone ever eat another person's pet, Jeff. 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:11.760 No, that's a cool way to meet a story Thanksgiving 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:12.360 dinner table. 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:13.040 If there ever. 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:16.120 Was the worst date I've ever. 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.120 Been on, Oh, you can't say that. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.360 You can't say that until you go on one more 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.160 date and give them the chance to lower the bar 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:22.680 even far. 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:24.600 That's gonna be a funny wedding. 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.600 Be good, because the only other thing I don't want 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:32.880 to be eaten personally nor fish. 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:34.960 I have a better ideal, alexis let's send them to 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:37.760 a place that actually serves up sushi for real. 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:40.320 That's traumatic. 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:43.160 The right way. 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:44.920 Now we'll do. 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:55.760 No, just a normal first day without all the heavy drinking, 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:57.560 and you guys can give it a redo. 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:02.200 I'm actually horrified that you suggested that, you know what. 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:04.080 Jeff stands on his own on that one. That was 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:06.360 all idea. We do not endorse it. 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:08.120 OK, fine, you're right. 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:11.200 Maybe I was a little bit insensitive to Leo, but 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:14.880 I'm going to step away now. I'm done defending the listeners. Nathan, 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:17.720 you have one final chance to win Megan over. 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:21.040 Go ahead, Megan, would you like to hang out again? 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:24.240 To the point no. 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:28.640 Reapologized. 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:31.240 First look, there's really no proof that I did that. 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:36.160 If you want to hang out again, though, what would. 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:39.360 The proof be, that is even grosser. 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:43.960 Yeah, all right, Nathan, it's sounding like it's a no. 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:47.240 I think you need to take a break from drinking. 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:50.320 I don't need a break from drinking. She needs a 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:51.520 break from getting promoted. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:55.880 That'll teach you, Megan success. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:59.920 Yeah, maybe I'll learn my lesson. 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:04.200 Finally, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:09.240 Having similar hobbies is a green flag. Yeah, it's good 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:11.680 to have common interests like you both enjoy the same 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:15.160 type of movies, or you both have kissed the same teachers. 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:18.640 But what kind. 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:22.160 Of flag is it if two people bond over this 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:28.800 shows I don't know, I. 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:31.000 Could get back and knives actually come out. 0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:33.320 We love people that bond. 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:35.560 Over us were fuss fun, but it's all advised because 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:37.600 one of our listeners says he took it as a 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:40.920 huge plus that the woman he met online actually knew 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:45.560 who we were and listened all the time. But any 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:48.560 true fan would know if someone tells you they actually 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:52.040 enjoy this train wreck, they are not to be trusted. 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:54.320 Sadly, he learned that. 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:56.760 The hard way because now he can't even get her 0:17:56.800 --> 0:17:59.639 on the phone. So we're gonna find out what happened 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:01.520 between our listener couple. 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:02.960 In your second date update. 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:09.280 Right after this second date update, they say where there's 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:12.880 a Will, there's a way that say, there's a guy 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:14.800 named Will on the phone right now, so I'm hoping 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:16.440 there's a way we can help him with a second 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:17.080 date update. 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:19.440 That is the most literal translation. 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:21.240 Of that ever, or his date's name was way. 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:27.600 God, was that the laziest intro I've ever done? I 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:28.320 don't care. 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:31.119