1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,760 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This Cold Stratton 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: here filling in once again for Kevin Pollock, who was 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:11,240 Speaker 1: off shooting a Grumpy Old Men prequel called Slightly Irritable 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 1: Fresh Faced Fellas before met Alchemists once again. There's an 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 1: opportunity that this will be interrupted by a fire alarm. 6 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:22,159 Speaker 1: They're testing the building sometimes between eleven and six, and 7 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 1: we're square in the middle of that. So if that happens, 8 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: everyone panic. Well, let's meet our alchemists for today. He's 9 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: the one who let the dogs out. Craig Kowski, Greig, 10 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: what's your favorite animal? Tiger? A tiger? Next up this 11 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 1: Andrew Lloyd Weberhead. Where's Fantom sweatress? Wherever she goes? Carla Kakowski? 12 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: I thought that was some one else. Look at your shirt, 13 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: Yeah right there, Carla. How many times you're gonna go 14 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 1: see cats in the theater? At least once? For real? 15 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: Though it looks pretty apology, it looks those tales are 16 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 1: so upsetting. Really, he spent his entire life requesting for 17 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: the Golden City of El Dorado. James Heeney, James, what 18 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 1: will you do with all that gold? Well? I would 19 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 1: convert it into bitcoin. And I just crossed my fingers. 20 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,040 Speaker 1: I know it's having a bad rough time right now, 21 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 1: but twenty years from now it'll be worth a lot. Right. 22 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: But but it's real gold. Yeah, I know, But what's 23 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: real good good? What's real gold good for anymore? Like 24 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: copper wiring is better than gold? Right? I don't know 25 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: bitcoins where to invest your money? You're the guy who's 26 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: against gold. Our next alcomists probably boast having over fifty phobias, 27 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: including arachnophobia, acrophobia, and criscadextophobia. Joey Greer will be the 28 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: coward other than spiders in the number thirteen. What else 29 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: are you terrified of? Okay, everything you just said is 30 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: freaking be the funk out, Okay Uh. I'm also scared 31 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: bourbon to drink bourbon glaze on Jack Daniels bourbon on 32 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 1: TJ friday Stakes and Hamburgers. I'm also freaked out by 33 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,519 Speaker 1: flat moost rella sticks at TJ Friday's. I'm also freaked 34 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:16,080 Speaker 1: out by Cajun peppers and like seasoning on the fries 35 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:26,399 Speaker 1: at Fridays is really bad for your sponsor. Yeah, and finally, 36 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: some people call her the space Cowboys. Some call her 37 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 1: the Gangster love. Some call her Maury's who. It's Vanessa 38 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 1: Raglan The What music did your folks play around you 39 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,959 Speaker 1: when you're a grown up? Um? That was a song 40 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 1: that I did hear a lot actually, and a lot 41 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: of Crosby Stales National Young Yeah, sweet step, they really 42 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:52,119 Speaker 1: taught their child. Well, let's get to her, like I'm 43 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,920 Speaker 1: with you, Let's get to our first scene. All of 44 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: today's scene suggestions were gathered from our listeners emails. If 45 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,119 Speaker 1: you'd like to meet your please write to the podcast 46 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,679 Speaker 1: at your name here, give me this dot com your 47 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 1: name here, he give you this dot com favorite child. Alright, 48 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: our first see suggestion from Amanda. A person with the 49 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 1: worst case of O c D is stuck in a 50 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 1: dirty jail cell. There's your sale, prisoner. Make yourself comfortable. Okay, 51 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: we don't have a four thousand Trentdy cayon and Gypson 52 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 1: cotton cheats. Yeah, okay, it's a big fancier last half prisoner. Okay, 53 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna sit in the corner, and 54 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: you want to sit in the corner. I'm sorry, we 55 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: don't have a shelf loung I'm just I really would 56 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: when I get a chance I'd like to call my 57 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: war the telephone. I'm sorry on the kind of phone 58 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 1: we have as made a booker. We we're off there. 59 00:03:56,320 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: Let me just spitting here? Can I get a napkins? Yes? 60 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 1: I was under your matress and guess what, it's my 61 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: pay that's your gross stay at it. Oh my god, 62 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: I didn't even realize there was another person here. What 63 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: do you think you get your own cell? I was hoping. 64 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: So what are you doing underneath the bed? Let's where 65 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:25,360 Speaker 1: I sleep. Jesus Christ got a bad back. These mattresses 66 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 1: are terrible. Okay, well, I'm not gonna be here very long, 67 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: so it's I'd like to keep to myself. That's what. 68 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 1: The fresh fish, what's sever Oh? Every every Wednesday we 69 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 1: get fresh fish. It's like it's the one day, one 70 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: day the food is good. Salmon, alright, thanks earl. Oh gosh, 71 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: fresh fish. I gotta pass it on to the next 72 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: sell fresh fish. Got first fresh today. Oh it's Wednesday, 73 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 1: that's right. Okay. How long did it take to get 74 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,039 Speaker 1: your first call to your lawyer? I first called him. Yeah, 75 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 1: like I figured that after processing, I should be able 76 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: to get outside and really just make a quick call 77 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: and tell your friend's last. What are you doing? I 78 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:22,479 Speaker 1: tell you we're all out of they Okay, here over there, 79 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 1: we got enough for yourself, but we're all out for 80 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,839 Speaker 1: I'll just take a lemon wedge with you. I'm not 81 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,360 Speaker 1: the white dress. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I still we 82 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:38,600 Speaker 1: need to about they're on there, okay, I'm huh. I 83 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: get real mad, and when I can't get it, he 84 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 1: calmed down. What are you doing? Don't get out from 85 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 1: under the bed over excuse me? I want to shake 86 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 1: your hand. I don't know. I don't trust a guy 87 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 1: who I can't shake his hand. Do you mind washing 88 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: your hands in that sink over their first and sink 89 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:01,000 Speaker 1: gonna make it dirtier, would it? Yeah? Well, straight dirt 90 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: comes out of it, sir. Here's your sandwich. I'm sorry 91 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 1: to say. We ran out of IOLI about twenty minutes ago. 92 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,240 Speaker 1: You ran out of wood, We ran out of the II. 93 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's an awful story. That's what I'm in 94 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 1: here for. Oh godoke two people to death. All right, 95 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,840 Speaker 1: I'll just put this sheet over my hand and now 96 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 1: I'll shake yours. That's that's a hard I got a 97 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 1: strong grip. Okay, I'll just have a little bad ness here. 98 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 1: I am an angel. Looked bad. We accidentally had a 99 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 1: little plumb on that. Don't tell your water filtains gonna 100 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:51,840 Speaker 1: spear diarrhea. Oh god, I smelled diarrhea over here. I 101 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 1: don't think I can handle this. I gotta take my pills, pills. 102 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take my pills in a where I can 103 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 1: take him dry too. Oh, you can't drink out of 104 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,040 Speaker 1: that water. You can't drink out of that water. I 105 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 1: got it. I gotta take do not drink out of 106 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 1: that water. Oh okay, Please don't stop pushing that button. 107 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: It's just disgusting. This one's kind of a horse pill, 108 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 1: So please don't drink that. There's nothing diabetes. I got diabetes. 109 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 1: I gotta take my diabetes bills. Please stop. Okay, Oh god, 110 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: it's all over your face. Don't stay away from me. 111 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 1: I'll take your sheet. Stay back. Don't use my sheet 112 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: for data? Alright? What else am I gonna use? I 113 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 1: don't know. I'm gonna have to request a new sheet 114 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 1: sheet service. This sheet's got diarrhea, does it. I'll have 115 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 1: a laundered run away. Don't thank you so much? Come out, 116 00:07:55,600 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 1: come and put okay, soup here, I still was a 117 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 1: tooth in there. I need I need to wash my mouth. 118 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,440 Speaker 1: Thought was, something can't get me some. I guess they're 119 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 1: gonna have to slip up some diarrhea like you're a friend. 120 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't do it. I can't do 121 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: it there in the big house. Now, oh, someone, or 122 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,560 Speaker 1: why don't you come down the aircauld there's back up. 123 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 1: The first night was hard for Timmy Princess Johnson, but 124 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: it didn't get any easier for him after that. In fact, 125 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:34,160 Speaker 1: days turn into months. I got another turn into years 126 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:39,959 Speaker 1: and it got worse. Just watched another plumbing problem. Somehow 127 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,080 Speaker 1: your water fountain got hooked up to the period machine. 128 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:53,720 Speaker 1: I don't know what a period machine is. Okay, well, 129 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,800 Speaker 1: it sounds like it's got to be better than diarrhea. 130 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 1: I don't know what. That's where he earned his nickname 131 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 1: in red. Oh it's just blood. What's it's blood? Coming 132 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,840 Speaker 1: up doing the period? You don't know what a period machine? 133 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,719 Speaker 1: My god, that's what it means. I didn't think there 134 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 1: was possible. There's a go ahead prison say fresh stay 135 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 1: first steak, first day snake steak, snake, No not snake snake, 136 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:29,400 Speaker 1: it's fresh steak snake. Okay, steak great. I've been seeing 137 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 1: that fucking guy walking around the yard thinking like he 138 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 1: owns the fucking place, all clean and all clean. I 139 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:48,640 Speaker 1: just want to believe him up. Sorry, yeah, Princess, right, 140 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,720 Speaker 1: I don't. That's not my own nickname. I'd rather be 141 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:54,960 Speaker 1: called like Razor. I don't know, I'm looking for a 142 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 1: good snake. You guys here on your head, Princess, it's 143 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 1: just embalding in a weird spot. I'm sorry, maybe buzz like. 144 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,840 Speaker 1: I don't know what's a good nickname for me? Guys, 145 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:11,679 Speaker 1: I don't know. How about Okay, you're gonna get dirty? No, 146 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:19,640 Speaker 1: I prefer not, honestly, you like tojan what's you don't know? 147 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 1: What happened next was the defining moment for Princess against 148 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 1: the Sandbox Boys, the moment that made him realize that 149 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:35,640 Speaker 1: maybe he'd be able to survive the prisons. Jesus WANs 150 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 1: you gutted me? Who you gutted me? Man? Just to 151 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: tost in my mouth. Now I'm gonna go in you. 152 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,199 Speaker 1: You really prove yourself in the yard today, Princess Raizor 153 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,760 Speaker 1: felt good. I guess I didn't realize how good it 154 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:59,160 Speaker 1: felt to get dirty. Hi, Princess Roser, wasn't a little 155 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,079 Speaker 1: bit of sou me todd lets to offer you from 156 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,319 Speaker 1: the shelf? Well, that's nice, passed it under the bars, 157 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 1: so through the bars? Soys you know what just tossed 158 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,280 Speaker 1: on the floor and I'll eat it alright, Princess Risor 159 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:20,440 Speaker 1: much respect for you on the jude up for a second, 160 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:24,520 Speaker 1: haven't me and ask you about this justin Bieber poster? Yeah? 161 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,959 Speaker 1: What about it? Well, well you got this justin Bieber 162 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,800 Speaker 1: post because I'm a believer. Okay, I'm a big fan. 163 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,599 Speaker 1: He's changed. He's a musician. You know you've changed to 164 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,320 Speaker 1: You've really gotten used to things that are kind of gross. Yeah, 165 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,319 Speaker 1: I think you've kind of grown out of your O. C. D. 166 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,440 Speaker 1: Well once. I when I first came in here, I 167 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,640 Speaker 1: had a really weak commune system. Even a sneeze on 168 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: a plane would make me shudder. But now I drink 169 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,880 Speaker 1: period of machine blood out of the goddamn fountain. And 170 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,719 Speaker 1: I just entered a man through his belly button. I 171 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,560 Speaker 1: didn't rub. But there's not a hole behind that poster, 172 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:05,400 Speaker 1: is there? No? Is the one more person to a 173 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,199 Speaker 1: hole in the wall. I'm in a whole ape of trouble. 174 00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 1: I wouldn't put you in that position. I'm not even 175 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 1: gonna talk to him. I'm so pissed at him right now. 176 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,360 Speaker 1: Why are you mad at him? Why am I mad 177 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:24,160 Speaker 1: at How much time have you got just to think 178 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,719 Speaker 1: so much for taking the tour of the person a 179 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: lot of the immage. You have big fans of you, 180 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 1: and I really appreciate you doing a concert for the incarcerated. 181 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,200 Speaker 1: We think it a spirit. Oh any time. I'm very 182 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,320 Speaker 1: excited about being here, very excited to sing out loud 183 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:44,640 Speaker 1: as opposed to by myself and my car. Oh yeah, well, 184 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:49,200 Speaker 1: let's take a little what's this period machine looking thing 185 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:53,200 Speaker 1: over here? What it is? Period? That's the day Justin 186 00:12:53,240 --> 00:13:00,119 Speaker 1: Bieber became a man. I've never drink period machine before 187 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:05,600 Speaker 1: at all. Well, it's still, it's it's it's my voice. 188 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:12,280 Speaker 1: Just draw what you're saying. I feel like i'm older, 189 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,800 Speaker 1: I'm just as manager. What happened? It was gone for 190 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:26,840 Speaker 1: five minutes, justin what happened? No running now as hormones? 191 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,720 Speaker 1: Is there any way he could have gotten access to 192 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 1: some hormone? I don't know, I don't know. Did you 193 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 1: let him drink from that period machine. Oh darn, it 194 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,840 Speaker 1: looks like the wall has been knocked down. Princess raising 195 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,959 Speaker 1: you better get out of here. What about you? Aren't 196 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 1: you gonna come with me? I'm gonna stay right here, 197 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: you know, all the hole this time. Yeah, you've had 198 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:55,720 Speaker 1: a sale to yourself. No, that's right, I'm not real. 199 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,560 Speaker 1: You're not real. That means that means you drink that 200 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 1: diarrhea of water. It turns out Princess Raizer disassociated himself 201 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,720 Speaker 1: from all the horrible things he had to do. Drinking, period, blood, diarrhea, 202 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:15,360 Speaker 1: you name it. He did it. Get busy, living, get 203 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,120 Speaker 1: busy fun. Hey buddy, Hey, are you gonna buy anything? 204 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,920 Speaker 1: You're gonna talk to you something the whole time. I'm 205 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,120 Speaker 1: recording an audio book. All right, all right, right, look, 206 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,480 Speaker 1: you gotta buy something to get out. Okay, I'll take 207 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:28,040 Speaker 1: these three postcards in this lighter. Okay, they're good. Do 208 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:33,280 Speaker 1: you have any fresh fish? Uh? Yeah, salmon, salmon? Do 209 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 1: you have any ali? Yes, it's in the back. When 210 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 1: we go. He waited for the aoli to about a time. 211 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,520 Speaker 1: He knew if he didn't get his aoli he would 212 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 1: become furious. It took quite a while. I'm out, You're out. 213 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:03,760 Speaker 1: He felt his blood boil, he felt his neck pounding. 214 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,720 Speaker 1: He was going to full out bieber on this guy. 215 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: Put the gun down. Okay, just put the gun down. 216 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,640 Speaker 1: The gun was loaded with bullets, all right, I can 217 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 1: see that. Just just chill, chill. It was at that 218 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 1: moment that he fired. He knew that he'd have to run. Oh, 219 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,960 Speaker 1: you would end up drinking out of a diarrhea fountain 220 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:30,920 Speaker 1: in prison. And that's off of sin. That couldn't really happen, right, 221 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:36,560 Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Right, didn't happen to you. I'm sure. 222 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,960 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to follow the law. I don't want 223 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:45,520 Speaker 1: to end up in one of those cells. Boy, alright, 224 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:49,920 Speaker 1: our second see suggestion insert obligatory greeting. You can call 225 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:53,680 Speaker 1: me Jimmy Jack. Apparently most of your audiences from Australia. 226 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 1: I am also insert obligatory as kissing. I used to 227 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 1: love listening to your collective ramblings while I wasted my 228 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,480 Speaker 1: life way working in a warehouse. Then one day the 229 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 1: big evil boss man came a call and saying no 230 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,520 Speaker 1: more headphones at work. You may think this was a 231 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,720 Speaker 1: reason to a safety issue, but no, it was an 232 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 1: effort to improve the culture in the warehouse. This brings 233 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,000 Speaker 1: me to my idea. In the most mundane of workplaces, 234 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:21,160 Speaker 1: workers grow increasingly frustrated by HR and their ridiculous ideas 235 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:25,360 Speaker 1: and impositions. Cheers, Jimmy Jack ps. You guys are fucking amazing. 236 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 1: Or right? No more brides or right? No more? No, 237 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 1: I'm all you tell your bright when you're off. What No, 238 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,360 Speaker 1: we need bikes. I'm not gonna have a little pairwall man. 239 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,560 Speaker 1: This is what it is. I'm on break right now, 240 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:47,200 Speaker 1: all right, not alright, I'm alright, bride, well nothing alright 241 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 1: and not food homeby. You can use your real voice 242 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,560 Speaker 1: voice now, you make realice like I'm using my real 243 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,440 Speaker 1: voice just because you're off from somewhere else. I'm from here, 244 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,480 Speaker 1: my ear on a work visa from England. From no. 245 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,760 Speaker 1: I caught. I caught the accent. Just want everybody else 246 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:13,680 Speaker 1: does here take breaks monthly to eating. I want you 247 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: sound like you're here now A couple of sentences to 248 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,639 Speaker 1: get warmed up. I think I appreciate your noticing and 249 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,359 Speaker 1: bringing it up. But I'm on break, so I know 250 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:29,120 Speaker 1: I'm a break right now. Anybody want to lunchable. Yeah. Look, 251 00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:31,880 Speaker 1: if anyone's on rights, I'm gonna release wild dogs into 252 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:39,200 Speaker 1: the way here. Dangos, yes, dangos. You started it. Oh 253 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:43,639 Speaker 1: I'm so. I was just gonna say dingoes are really friendly. Yeah, 254 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:48,800 Speaker 1: but if you stop them, they eat babies. But there's 255 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,920 Speaker 1: no babies here. Well, I'm trying to do not understand 256 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,800 Speaker 1: the childs that sellers would look at and at least 257 00:17:54,800 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 1: sound like you moved away. Someone saw funnies. Baby is no, 258 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:07,240 Speaker 1: this is horrible for him. It is sign it right, Willa, 259 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,080 Speaker 1: Mr Willa? Why do you just signed these babies gonna 260 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:14,159 Speaker 1: feed the dinger? What a los my baby? No, that 261 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,120 Speaker 1: little woman with the eyes in the face, my baby. 262 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:23,200 Speaker 1: You're not Australian and you don't have everyone's going to 263 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:28,320 Speaker 1: take a choild yeah, risey yeah, policy connectivity, Yeah all right, 264 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 1: I go to my office. Well I got DIBs on 265 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,680 Speaker 1: my kid mark. I'm taking my baby. Stop what dad? 266 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 1: You got me from a warehouse? Yeah? Yeah, it was 267 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,640 Speaker 1: a hard day at the Australian warehouse. Honey, you don't 268 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,920 Speaker 1: have to do it at home. At home a courtly accent. 269 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,240 Speaker 1: Did I hear you talk in your sleep? And you 270 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 1: don't sound like that where all people talking a different 271 00:18:54,840 --> 00:19:00,159 Speaker 1: voice in their sleep down. This is just sad to 272 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:04,199 Speaker 1: Akron after you're there for like three months. Yeah, but 273 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:08,800 Speaker 1: I was changed when I lived over there, honey. So 274 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 1: you so you think you caught some sort of accent? Yeah, 275 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,480 Speaker 1: can't you hear it? I do? I do hear something. 276 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:20,520 Speaker 1: It's Australian. Well, let's not jump to any conclusions. Trust me, 277 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,000 Speaker 1: I'll say, doctor, here's some reports for you right there. Okay, Oh, 278 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:31,240 Speaker 1: dear God, is that my report? Yes? It is um. Yeah, 279 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:36,440 Speaker 1: these vowels are all off nearer nearer they're not. Okay, Yeah, 280 00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:39,040 Speaker 1: it sounds like you have a you've caught a really 281 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:47,080 Speaker 1: bad Australian accent. I'm sorry that it is, dingo. What 282 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,000 Speaker 1: can I do about it? Okay, well, all the all 283 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 1: the idioms are completely off. It's already no there is hope. 284 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,600 Speaker 1: So you're living here in Acron, right, don't go back 285 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:06,440 Speaker 1: to Australia. Um, don't watch any Australian TV. I really 286 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:12,600 Speaker 1: like watching some of those shows. Watch Crocodile Hunter, just 287 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:19,760 Speaker 1: three runs? Okay that that should be easy to drop near. Okay, 288 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:26,360 Speaker 1: all right, so just say it with me now, Okay, Hello, hello. Oh, 289 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:31,520 Speaker 1: your voice is completely gone. Hello. Hello, there you go? Okay, great? 290 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:38,280 Speaker 1: Say hello Hello Hello. I don't think your hell I did. 291 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:44,400 Speaker 1: We're making No, it's not me, it's not the real maid. Okay, 292 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:50,960 Speaker 1: look at me, look at me, look at hello? Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, 293 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:56,840 Speaker 1: come on, babe for us for we're honey. Hello. I 294 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,640 Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's worse, just like Australian dallas now, 295 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:09,719 Speaker 1: but babe, that's better than the continent continent hello. Hell oh, yes, 296 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:19,800 Speaker 1: come here, kiss me, kiss me? Kissing. So now you've 297 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:25,080 Speaker 1: caught the bad Australian accent because you were kissing. I'm 298 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:30,000 Speaker 1: so humiliated. Help you. You went out and you just 299 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,040 Speaker 1: caught the first bad Australian accent you could possibly find 300 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:37,840 Speaker 1: because I wasn't into kissing you. A lot I have 301 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,000 Speaker 1: because I make a lot of money. And how does 302 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,240 Speaker 1: that make me feel? I have a doctorate? Are you 303 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:47,960 Speaker 1: pooping right now? Yeah, it's part of the egg scen 304 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,679 Speaker 1: I'm just I'm I yeah, I'm a I'll forgive you. 305 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,800 Speaker 1: I'm going to come on day back your bags. We're 306 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,280 Speaker 1: leaving tonight. Okay, I'm going as fast as I can. Mom, 307 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,520 Speaker 1: your dad's sleeping. Did you part. You can't have it. Yeah, 308 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:07,720 Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a wicked kiss. No Gussia para. No, 309 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,480 Speaker 1: I know I should have gotten now years ago. Well, 310 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:17,040 Speaker 1: i'm sorry, I'm leaving you. I'm sorry. Best of luck. Mom. 311 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:21,320 Speaker 1: No you all right, said another thing. We're gonna be 312 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,720 Speaker 1: in the way house you. None of this is gonna 313 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 1: go on the ricked right. No breathing, alright, no breathing, 314 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,280 Speaker 1: none of you, none of you. You've been breathing. I've 315 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,400 Speaker 1: been breathing, alright, Linda's been breathing. None of that. It's 316 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:43,840 Speaker 1: gonna take up torn. I don't understand. I'm coming back 317 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:48,640 Speaker 1: to work here again. Ah like, I just gotta clock 318 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:55,679 Speaker 1: back in all right, recognizing. Oh sorry, it's back. We 319 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,200 Speaker 1: don't allowed to breathe now, my wife, We're not We're 320 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:05,320 Speaker 1: not allowed to breathe. No, I can't do that. This 321 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,240 Speaker 1: is a failure. I lost my wife. My son doesn't 322 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,280 Speaker 1: love me anymore. I used to have an accent. That's gone. 323 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,920 Speaker 1: You keep that thing a lot that they got delivered. 324 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,919 Speaker 1: He did you keep that biby along? Of course I did. 325 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,680 Speaker 1: Didn't she else keep that baby along? I lost mine 326 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 1: the second day I found mone either took it to 327 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,800 Speaker 1: the beach. This is very nice. It was a child, 328 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,040 Speaker 1: It was a baby. It was you know, a gif 329 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: I took mine into This baby just washed up on 330 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 1: the shore and I can't the tides keep bringing it 331 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:42,800 Speaker 1: back in. Mark, get rid of it, doggy. I am 332 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,639 Speaker 1: not trying to usher in a diaspora. Get this child 333 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:52,080 Speaker 1: out of here. It's get it out. I have to 334 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,359 Speaker 1: raise it now. Mark, I'm on. Yeah, well I was 335 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,600 Speaker 1: too until this little bundle of joy washed into my life. 336 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: Leads just stop. We're not going to bring this child 337 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:08,640 Speaker 1: to the king. What I can do that? All right, 338 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,400 Speaker 1: We'll bring him to the king. It's what we're supposed 339 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,200 Speaker 1: to do. I feel like it's written in some sort 340 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,600 Speaker 1: of book. We're on fake k I know we're on 341 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,840 Speaker 1: the VCA, but sometimes the VECA gets interrupted. I can 342 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:25,879 Speaker 1: never enjoy myself. Bring the babies. Well, you know that 343 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 1: he's just gonna kill it right now. He's your your highness. 344 00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,679 Speaker 1: I've never addressed you before. I highness will do Thank you, 345 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:45,639 Speaker 1: your highness. Here's here's the child. Oh well, happy little fellow, 346 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:52,320 Speaker 1: isn't it. Oh he knows my name? Yes, well, I'll 347 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 1: be keeping him. Oh great, great great, Oh that's what 348 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,200 Speaker 1: you want. Yeah, that's actually great. Well no, then I'll 349 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:05,560 Speaker 1: be giving this. I go back to you, dam it, 350 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,560 Speaker 1: damn Mark. We gotta raise it because you blew it. 351 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,040 Speaker 1: We have to, yeah, we have to. Oh my gosh, 352 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:19,159 Speaker 1: are you theorious? We're partners? What should we name him? 353 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: Fucking no, fucking no, I don't know. Noses, noses? Feel 354 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,280 Speaker 1: three to step out of the throne room, whatever you'd like. 355 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 1: I'll take this outside. Duncan come on, noses? Or do 356 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,080 Speaker 1: we settle on that? That's what the kids seems to 357 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:44,920 Speaker 1: like it. No, no, just oh my fucking god, he's 358 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,840 Speaker 1: got away with words. I have going to grow up 359 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,359 Speaker 1: so strong. You'll have whatever accent we have now, and 360 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:56,920 Speaker 1: you'll never catch a bad one. Isn't that right? Little noses? Alight? Ease? 361 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,159 Speaker 1: Was this what? Or I now? Brakes? Okay, none of it? Alright, 362 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,840 Speaker 1: none of it, no, brides, I'm already on a break. 363 00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,200 Speaker 1: I understand it by eating from the king. Now, Brakes, 364 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,880 Speaker 1: it's going to all around the country into the water fountains. 365 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,560 Speaker 1: What happened to the water fountains? We're taking them out. 366 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:18,840 Speaker 1: Put it in diarrhea films, all right, it's so hot 367 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:27,240 Speaker 1: in here. Don't know me. What's happening to me? Linda's 368 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,520 Speaker 1: getting it? Oh no, it looked like caught a mixing. 369 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:33,920 Speaker 1: I caught an exit an accent. It's a bad one. 370 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,520 Speaker 1: I feel sick. I feel very sick. It took me 371 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,960 Speaker 1: years to get rid of mine. It was really bad. 372 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:47,919 Speaker 1: It was really hard, lost a family home for it 373 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,199 Speaker 1: was well. I couldn't get a job in the US, 374 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,440 Speaker 1: and I didn't have a family, and I figured I 375 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:57,160 Speaker 1: would go back to my roots. It's an expensive fly, sure, 376 00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,600 Speaker 1: but it was just it's you know, half as much 377 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:04,720 Speaker 1: of it's on what How did you just say sure? Sure? Okay? 378 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 1: I thought I had something else. I don't know. I 379 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,760 Speaker 1: wouldn't know, honestly. I think it was just regular old shore. 380 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,439 Speaker 1: I don't know. Did you hear anything, Linda? I heard something. 381 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:21,600 Speaker 1: I feel useless now, Linda, No, are you powerful? Yeah? No, 382 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:27,040 Speaker 1: I have nothing? Now do you single? You lost that baby? 383 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,160 Speaker 1: I lost the baby. That's a good thing. You're free. 384 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,480 Speaker 1: That baby grew up to be a narrator and is 385 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,119 Speaker 1: at that moment that knows us returned to where it 386 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,160 Speaker 1: all started. What are you doing here at the diarrhea plant? 387 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,879 Speaker 1: He don't move the house all right, move the house. 388 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:49,680 Speaker 1: What's going on? I um, I think I'm from here? Yeah, 389 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,639 Speaker 1: seen you right? Aren't you on the bill notes with 390 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,119 Speaker 1: the king and ship like that? Yeah? I'm on the 391 00:27:54,119 --> 00:28:01,200 Speaker 1: bill notes. That's awesome. Hey dose you know Mr Willah? Yeah? 392 00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,840 Speaker 1: Are you Mr Willa? Yeah? I know? You know he 393 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:11,840 Speaker 1: bought a few babies for a song oh twenty nineteen. Yeah, yeah, 394 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:17,400 Speaker 1: I was one of those babies. Holy ship. Yeah, careful 395 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,080 Speaker 1: this diarrhea coming around your ankles on a mind. I 396 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:25,199 Speaker 1: grew up on the stuff. Look, I had to let 397 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,719 Speaker 1: you go. What one time ago there was needing from 398 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,240 Speaker 1: the king that he was running on both these kids 399 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,960 Speaker 1: to wipe him out because he thought they were trying 400 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,040 Speaker 1: to approaching his throne, some kind of prophecy. Ship didn't 401 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:38,400 Speaker 1: really pan out. The guy said, go but king, you're king? 402 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,680 Speaker 1: My king? Yeah, I don't answer to a king. I 403 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:47,000 Speaker 1: mean we all do. No. Yeah, this is Australia. There's 404 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:54,800 Speaker 1: no King of Australia. Where in the castle castle, the 405 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 1: center of Australia where no one goes. No, that's not true. 406 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:07,920 Speaker 1: What kind of diary of factory is this? I think 407 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:15,160 Speaker 1: I got all the ins alright, And he moved the hose. 408 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,160 Speaker 1: He showed it and knows this. Ventured deep into the 409 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,959 Speaker 1: outback to find the supposed King of Australia. I need 410 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:31,320 Speaker 1: you know about that castle over the horizon? Yeah, no 411 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:37,800 Speaker 1: from I'm looking to the log home. I'm sty I'm 412 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:42,320 Speaker 1: from I'm from North Carolina. But I didn't give her 413 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,760 Speaker 1: a couple of weeks and I caught a real bad accent. 414 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,920 Speaker 1: Should get that checked out. No, y, what's your intail 415 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:55,040 Speaker 1: on that castle? That's what the king is? The cuca 416 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,720 Speaker 1: Bara was correct and on what knows this? Until she 417 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:05,520 Speaker 1: herself at the gate. Hello, Oh my god, I didn't 418 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,240 Speaker 1: see that. Is this an inn a karma? Or is 419 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:13,600 Speaker 1: there a person? It's me? Where? Who down to the list? No? 420 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,440 Speaker 1: You see me? Here? Are you the sp I lick 421 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,320 Speaker 1: myself on fire? The gum tree? I'm a bush on fire. 422 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,760 Speaker 1: I don't see a bush on fire? My simple fire. 423 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:27,720 Speaker 1: Bush on fire, actually a smirking bush. It's gonna fire. 424 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:36,000 Speaker 1: You'll keep your sicking hear me? Yeah? Is that a king? In? 425 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:41,240 Speaker 1: Is there a king who dares disturbed the King of Australia? 426 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,160 Speaker 1: My name is Noises? Is this? Yeah? I think I 427 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,800 Speaker 1: was brought before you? Yes, you look familiar. Oh yeah, 428 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,560 Speaker 1: it was a baby. When I saw your last I 429 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,120 Speaker 1: didn't think you were real. I ended up raised by 430 00:30:55,160 --> 00:31:00,640 Speaker 1: a partner of guys, not super intomy, and here I am. 431 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,520 Speaker 1: You've got a small ring bush out front. Yes, yes, 432 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,680 Speaker 1: thanks going to take you didn't think I was really 433 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:16,400 Speaker 1: we're on money together. Yes, you as a child that's 434 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,960 Speaker 1: trying to forget about that. Yes? Have you looked for work? 435 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 1: If you tried the diarrhea factory. I was by the 436 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,520 Speaker 1: diarrha factory. Yeah, there's also a fudge factory around the corner. 437 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 1: I'm looking at the milk and lemonade factory. Yes, well 438 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,840 Speaker 1: is that around the corner. There's there's around the corner. 439 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 1: There's work at the milk and lemonade factory. All right, 440 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,000 Speaker 1: maybe I'll check that out. Sorry to war nor did 441 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,800 Speaker 1: you hear that? I did think I'm kidching something bad? 442 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,840 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you're losing your Australian accent. You don't 443 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,720 Speaker 1: have a pure one like I do with the king. 444 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,600 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, are you one of us? Where did 445 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,320 Speaker 1: you come from? I work here. I'm one of the 446 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,720 Speaker 1: guys who work at the King's Castle. You want to 447 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:06,480 Speaker 1: bust You're not You're not Australian, would he I'm a 448 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,240 Speaker 1: worker at the castle. No I am. What's confusion about. 449 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:19,960 Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. You just just look. I 450 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,440 Speaker 1: just thought it would he Are you copying me? Hello? 451 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,720 Speaker 1: Hi hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello hello hello. Hol 452 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 1: you went back to it. That reversed it. Damn well, 453 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,200 Speaker 1: good luck narrating us out of this one. Morgan Freeman, 454 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,000 Speaker 1: he wasn't quite sure. I wrapped this up with a 455 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,600 Speaker 1: dainty little bow, so he thought he would leave it 456 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:45,680 Speaker 1: at this bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish? How many pieces 457 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:51,959 Speaker 1: do you wish bushes on fire? And that's our second 458 00:32:52,080 --> 00:33:03,480 Speaker 1: said number three. Historically it was. It's pretty accurate. Holy 459 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,720 Speaker 1: Podcast Alchemists. The scene where Batman and Robin went to 460 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,080 Speaker 1: the d m V and dealt with a nefarious umbrella 461 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,640 Speaker 1: cling Penguin was one of my favorites. I would love 462 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,280 Speaker 1: to see a scene where Batman and Robin return, this 463 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,200 Speaker 1: time their house shopping for a new bat cave. I 464 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,440 Speaker 1: wonder what supervillain will meet at the title office during closing. 465 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,760 Speaker 1: Thank you for all you do. John from Parker, Colorado. Nope, nope, nope, 466 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 1: I'm not doing this. Scene with you guys. You guys, 467 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,600 Speaker 1: you don't know who calendar. I'm not gonna do a video, 468 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:41,080 Speaker 1: but he walk out. He's going love to watch him go. 469 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,920 Speaker 1: How many how many cups do you have? I promise 470 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:54,520 Speaker 1: you Batman and Robin won't be from Australia. Well, take 471 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,440 Speaker 1: a look around, boy, wonder what do you think? I 472 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,040 Speaker 1: don't know. I mean anything with the pool is fine. Um, 473 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,920 Speaker 1: we don't pool is not operational yet, but you can 474 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,040 Speaker 1: see there is a natural place for a pool and 475 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,960 Speaker 1: it'll fill up with water with a rainfall. Do you 476 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,280 Speaker 1: mean it's a hole in the ground. It's a cave 477 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:12,000 Speaker 1: and that's a hole in the ground. How much for 478 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:18,520 Speaker 1: this cave? How much do you have? Well? Asking prices? Wait, 479 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,480 Speaker 1: I was like, why are you telling me to come 480 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,000 Speaker 1: to the corner? What do you want? You're asking me 481 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,160 Speaker 1: for money. I don't have any money. Everything's tied up 482 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:30,200 Speaker 1: in investments. Right now, you're multi I can't wait for 483 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,920 Speaker 1: you guys to see the backyard. Okay, I don't have 484 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,880 Speaker 1: any cave. I hope you like sacks. I'm not sleeping 485 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,800 Speaker 1: in the backyard. We've been over this, okay, still like 486 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,719 Speaker 1: tights are on the ground and still ectites or in 487 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:47,080 Speaker 1: the ceiling. What's oh man? Are you your Batman? Huh yeah, 488 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,080 Speaker 1: that's right. Oh cool? Cool, and you're you're the other guy. 489 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:54,200 Speaker 1: I'm robbin Oh whatever, awesome, Batman. I'm such a huge fan. 490 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,160 Speaker 1: I live next doore A. You're gonna move in here? 491 00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,520 Speaker 1: You live right next door to this cave. Yeah. What's 492 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:06,759 Speaker 1: your name? My name's Ned Yeah. Ned. Oh excuse me, 493 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,560 Speaker 1: um child trying to close a deal here? Oh yeah, yeah, 494 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:16,400 Speaker 1: shut up, lady, Oh Batman, I'm a big fan. Do 495 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,200 Speaker 1: you think if you sign my uh you could sign 496 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,400 Speaker 1: my book? Here, my autograph book. Sure, let's let's go. 497 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,400 Speaker 1: Oh you have Superman's autograph? I do I like him to? 498 00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:33,080 Speaker 1: Oh's super pickle and uh well it's wonder woman. Yeah, 499 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,640 Speaker 1: you got an aquaman's autograph. I think I can make 500 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,600 Speaker 1: you a really good deal. Lady. Do you know who? 501 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,839 Speaker 1: This lady is? A real turn? Yeah, she's a real turn. 502 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:50,080 Speaker 1: She's a really evil realtor. Wait wait a second, that's right. 503 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,200 Speaker 1: See I'm helpful. I'm more helpful than this schmuck right here, Batman, 504 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:58,319 Speaker 1: the cat in space is really good? Are you telling me? 505 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,799 Speaker 1: This is Catwoman's skies As a real turn. Yeah, she's 506 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,279 Speaker 1: a smart lady. So what's up with all these like, uh, 507 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,080 Speaker 1: scratch posts all around the place. I don't know, the 508 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,640 Speaker 1: previous tenant must have left those there, you idiot, I 509 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,879 Speaker 1: mean Robin bo. I wonder how did you know my name? 510 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,120 Speaker 1: I didn't know your name. Yeah, she's pretty sexy. Huh 511 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:23,719 Speaker 1: she is? But evil, but sexy, but evil. I hate 512 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,000 Speaker 1: to interrupt this little love fest, but my um latex 513 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,640 Speaker 1: is grading on me. I'd love to close this a deal. 514 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,719 Speaker 1: It's a beautiful cave. You'd be totally safe here. None 515 00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,879 Speaker 1: of those two lag tits at lag might have been 516 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:42,240 Speaker 1: wired to embail you in your sleep that my aunt 517 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,840 Speaker 1: Rosie is calling me? Oh there you are? Then, what 518 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,680 Speaker 1: did you get to? I got to the well. I 519 00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,839 Speaker 1: was just hanging out and I saw this. Yeah, I'm spatman, ma'am? 520 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,160 Speaker 1: Could you take net away where I'm trying to? If 521 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,439 Speaker 1: you are the Batman, I am, hey, are you moving 522 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,839 Speaker 1: in here? Well? Thinking about it? Well? If you do, 523 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,760 Speaker 1: can you please keep the crime fighting to a minimum 524 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:10,439 Speaker 1: After ten pm? What a funny woman like crime fighting time? 525 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,759 Speaker 1: Time of day where I fight crime? I fight crime? 526 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,400 Speaker 1: That's right, because he's Batman all right, but you know, 527 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,800 Speaker 1: just ned you stay away from here can get dangerous. 528 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:25,080 Speaker 1: All right, Okay, I have an allergy, so I'm gonna 529 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:31,719 Speaker 1: go aunt Rosie. Okayaman and whoever you is, all right 530 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,480 Speaker 1: by Robin. I'm getting a lot of offers on this 531 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:41,719 Speaker 1: house cave. Yes, may offer a few minutes. I'd find 532 00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,799 Speaker 1: that hard to be. I really like the cave. I 533 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,799 Speaker 1: think it's nice. I think it's it has everything I'm 534 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:49,000 Speaker 1: looking for. Uh, you know, I think I might want 535 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,279 Speaker 1: to jump on it. Yeah, I think I want to 536 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,000 Speaker 1: do it. That's right. We have we have cash. We 537 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,680 Speaker 1: have cash. Listen, do you mind if I use you 538 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,920 Speaker 1: as sort of baitd in a game? I don't understand. 539 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,640 Speaker 1: Always wanted to be baked perfect? You always wanted What 540 00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:08,720 Speaker 1: didn't you tell me that? So we have an offer, 541 00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,680 Speaker 1: very motivated buyer. Wait a minute, what's this trail of blood? 542 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,600 Speaker 1: I don't see that. I see a trail robe, trail 543 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:21,120 Speaker 1: of bloods cave drippings. It's cave. There's a guy who's 544 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,319 Speaker 1: hung up with your The skinnest ripped off down. Oh 545 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:28,640 Speaker 1: my god. Oh I hadn't noticed that horrible thing I've 546 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,040 Speaker 1: ever seen. Previous tenants did not take great care of 547 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,680 Speaker 1: the cave. It's true. I can probably take some money 548 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:37,440 Speaker 1: off of the price for that. I'll do what I can. Okay, yes, 549 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,640 Speaker 1: it is catwoman what we do when we can do something. 550 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,759 Speaker 1: Do you want the cave or not? I again, I 551 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,640 Speaker 1: have a very motivated buyer. I'd hate for this to 552 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,480 Speaker 1: slip through your fingers. I mean, do not do not 553 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,000 Speaker 1: try to hook up with there? Okay, let's this. Did 554 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,600 Speaker 1: I mention even though we don't have a pool, we 555 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,879 Speaker 1: do have a hot Oh really, I wouldn't mind come 556 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,840 Speaker 1: for a little dip right this way? Would you like 557 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:04,759 Speaker 1: to Borrow's the wrong? I have my own think. Oh there, 558 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,640 Speaker 1: you could almost boil you alive. So what makes you 559 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,680 Speaker 1: so great? Anyways, Robin, I was raising the circus, and 560 00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:13,920 Speaker 1: I have like hyper athletic abilities and my sense of 561 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:23,400 Speaker 1: smell is really good. To prove it, Uh, who's playing 562 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,640 Speaker 1: a hackey sock? We're trying to hoss up? Sorry? Yeah, 563 00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,520 Speaker 1: so that's kind of what I can do. Well, I can. 564 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,120 Speaker 1: I can scale walls with my bare hands, and my 565 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:44,080 Speaker 1: tongue is a lizard tongue. Oh can I see? Yeah? Wow? Yeah, 566 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:49,280 Speaker 1: Well you're like Croc. You're like a mini croc a dial. 567 00:39:52,360 --> 00:40:00,120 Speaker 1: It's getting really warm, isn't I think many themselves. Your 568 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,719 Speaker 1: little sidekick is choking on his stupid words. Clearly, Robin, 569 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,960 Speaker 1: what are you saying? Boy? This is a trap? I 570 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,279 Speaker 1: think it's a trap. I think we're gonna be ambushed soon. 571 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,759 Speaker 1: Do you mind if I pour some seasonings in here? 572 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:15,600 Speaker 1: I mean, bubbles, bubbles, wonderful. I'm just going to get out. 573 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,760 Speaker 1: Do do, do, do do? Don't look at my body. 574 00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,160 Speaker 1: I forgot a towel. What am I supposed to do? 575 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:30,560 Speaker 1: She's so sexy? Batman? What coming jump in the toup 576 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,200 Speaker 1: with you? It's warming? I think we gotta get out 577 00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:36,080 Speaker 1: of here. Okay, look I just need ten moments. My 578 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,279 Speaker 1: back is killing. Stop rubbing your dick against with the 579 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,799 Speaker 1: jet streams. Okay, stop, I'm not doing that. You are? 580 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,040 Speaker 1: It feels good? Okay, Just how we're going to get 581 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,160 Speaker 1: out of here? Oh? I'm just gonna cup the heat 582 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,719 Speaker 1: just a bit. Oh, bad news. It seems there's a 583 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,600 Speaker 1: boulder blocking the exit. What only a very thin body 584 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,240 Speaker 1: can fit through? All I might be able to get through, Batman. 585 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,680 Speaker 1: If you no, not you me? I can get out? 586 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,560 Speaker 1: You can't. You're both stuck about a kid A kid? 587 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,799 Speaker 1: There's no kid in here. Oh Ned, that's right. I'm 588 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,120 Speaker 1: a kid and I can get out. I can do it. 589 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,359 Speaker 1: I can Yeah right. Yeah, you're a little older now, Robin, 590 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,680 Speaker 1: you were a kid once. Okay, I'm gonna get out. 591 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:28,160 Speaker 1: Watch me batman licking everything. Excuse me? But why don't 592 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,040 Speaker 1: why don't you like you? Like me? Listen less? Because 593 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:34,600 Speaker 1: I'm not a kid. Look, you know you can't have 594 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,520 Speaker 1: the same sidekick for forever. Yeah, I agree. I think 595 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,520 Speaker 1: I deserve a promotion, a promotion. Yeah, oh sure, you 596 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,000 Speaker 1: want to go out on your own? Maybe? Yeah, maybe 597 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,319 Speaker 1: that's what it takes. They don't do that. You want 598 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,200 Speaker 1: to fight crime solo? Yeah, maybe we'll do it on 599 00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,680 Speaker 1: the night hit the bubbles? Are you over there? I'm 600 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,560 Speaker 1: at least turned to me. Square your shoulders with me, 601 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:58,160 Speaker 1: I did, Robin. You're living with me now, Huh? I 602 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:02,359 Speaker 1: made you a lemonade analyze I am. Yeah, that's great. Uh, 603 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,360 Speaker 1: it's good to see you again. It show is not 604 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,759 Speaker 1: bedtime is ninety five. Okay, We're gonna watch heeha and 605 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,120 Speaker 1: go straight to sleep, all right. I mean I kind 606 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,239 Speaker 1: of gotta go out and fight crime. I don't think so. 607 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,719 Speaker 1: It's after curfy young man. Look, um, I'm sorry that 608 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,800 Speaker 1: you Batman broke up and all that and it was 609 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:28,719 Speaker 1: really an explosive thing and and um, but uh, first 610 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:32,880 Speaker 1: of all, Batman another date? Do we just fun buddies 611 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,480 Speaker 1: in college? Alright? Whatever? He does? He even remember me, 612 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,840 Speaker 1: just knows me his aunt Rosie. You don't remember me 613 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,920 Speaker 1: at all? Whatever. Look, I had a question on you two, 614 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:46,719 Speaker 1: and I yeah, you knew this, you knew this. You'll 615 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,640 Speaker 1: you're gonna be sleeping on Ned's bed. It's a little 616 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,080 Speaker 1: show up, but I think you'll have fun. Then why 617 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,200 Speaker 1: don't you call me after the whole thing went down? 618 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:59,640 Speaker 1: Why did not passing ships? All right, passing ships? But 619 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,520 Speaker 1: maybe maybe they saw each other in the day the fund? 620 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:08,080 Speaker 1: Does that even mean? Aunt Rosie? I can I just 621 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:12,600 Speaker 1: call you Rosie? Please? All right? I am not technically yea. Look, 622 00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:18,040 Speaker 1: I'm into older ladies and I think you're really hot 623 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,600 Speaker 1: and I'm living on my own now with you, and uh, 624 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,120 Speaker 1: maybe I thought you'd like to go grab something neat, 625 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:32,960 Speaker 1: maybe like salmon steak, a sam steak, a thick cut 626 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:39,160 Speaker 1: of salmon or something because against my better judgment, But alright, Robin. 627 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:43,239 Speaker 1: Oh great, okay, can I call you Robbed? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 628 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,879 Speaker 1: if you're gonna be a growing up where those growing 629 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,960 Speaker 1: up pants and be rob Oh yeah for sure. Um 630 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,719 Speaker 1: let me get dressed and then let's let's go to 631 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:54,319 Speaker 1: this really place, really, this really nice place that I know. Okay, well, 632 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,080 Speaker 1: let's do that. I mean, I'll change myself. All nice. 633 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:02,200 Speaker 1: It's a really fancy Australian restaurant. Oh all right, we'll go. 634 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:07,080 Speaker 1: Sounds good. Did I welcome to salmon steaks? Can I 635 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,360 Speaker 1: interest you in one of our salmon steaks? Yeah, that'd 636 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:15,000 Speaker 1: be great, alright, and how about how a few I 637 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,000 Speaker 1: also have a salmon steak, because I hear that's what 638 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:21,480 Speaker 1: you do best. If we did the samon steak based great, uh, 639 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:25,400 Speaker 1: and we'll do two siders, two sides, and saw some 640 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,280 Speaker 1: of your world famous fudge or it's it's around the corner. 641 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:36,840 Speaker 1: But all right, I'm sorry. Cheers, cheers, cheers. This is 642 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,319 Speaker 1: so romantic. It's so different having Batman around. Oh well, 643 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:45,360 Speaker 1: this is uh, this is awkward. Batman. Hey, hey, Robin, 644 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:49,920 Speaker 1: this is a realtor and I were just realtor to 645 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:55,080 Speaker 1: the stars. Catwoman, shut up. We were just discussing the 646 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,600 Speaker 1: contract for the for the cave and uh and enjoying 647 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,839 Speaker 1: a salmon steak. Glad to see you it up. I'm 648 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,520 Speaker 1: sorry if the two of you are here, where is 649 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:07,360 Speaker 1: ned Who's looking after him? I'm right here. I'm hiding 650 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,960 Speaker 1: under the table so nobody can see me so I 651 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,480 Speaker 1: can have Batman's back when things go bad. Is that 652 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:22,800 Speaker 1: an interior monologue? Net? Did you mean? Okay? Well I'm here, Batman. 653 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,840 Speaker 1: That's all you need to know, Aunt Rosie. I've always 654 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,799 Speaker 1: thought of it as a sort of maternal figure. Yead 655 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:34,080 Speaker 1: here you are, according this boy man over seven steak, 656 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:38,840 Speaker 1: no less? Look, I'm May. December is perfectly acceptable. I know, 657 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,759 Speaker 1: supposed to be made November. But there's a bigger age gap, 658 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,560 Speaker 1: so it's fine. All right, it's a pretty big age gap, 659 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:50,799 Speaker 1: Aunt Rosie. We got some frock corn, Brady, you're going 660 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:56,759 Speaker 1: for the table? Yeah, anybody wants some bada just leave 661 00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:03,239 Speaker 1: it please? Anything? Do you have any you know? Ram uh? 662 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:11,080 Speaker 1: I'd like them or um? Right? Aw right, all Patricia, 663 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,680 Speaker 1: if you can get my shoulder and just have a 664 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:18,560 Speaker 1: little contricians sorry, absolutely, just make some biscuits right here, careful, Batman, 665 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,560 Speaker 1: She's got her careful bat she's got her clo. Let 666 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,960 Speaker 1: me do that. I feel good. It's my job now, dude, 667 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:30,600 Speaker 1: I like you, don't they Why don't I start? Huh? 668 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:41,880 Speaker 1: All right? How safe enough? It's obvious the ship out 669 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:45,160 Speaker 1: of at Rosie. I just help her obvious you miss batman. 670 00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,480 Speaker 1: We can all see it. Of course I do. Of 671 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,880 Speaker 1: course I miss you. I miss you two kids. What 672 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,440 Speaker 1: but but ned is my new side kick. That's right. 673 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:59,120 Speaker 1: And I just tied your shoelaces together under the table, idiot, 674 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:06,520 Speaker 1: And I just poisoned all your entrees you haven't got, 675 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,839 Speaker 1: haven't come out yet, haven't eat an We'll be sure 676 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,480 Speaker 1: not to eat them when they come out. Okay, you 677 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,279 Speaker 1: know what you guys were growing on me. I'm glad 678 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,399 Speaker 1: I slept. We need to find some raw meat. An't 679 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,840 Speaker 1: even table that wants it raw mate? No do it? 680 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,759 Speaker 1: Do you have to get it? If a customer won't sit, 681 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,160 Speaker 1: if they want it, you gotta get it. No, we 682 00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:33,280 Speaker 1: don you can get keen. It's only they have semen. 683 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,680 Speaker 1: I I don't got some raw, mate, been sitting out 684 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,640 Speaker 1: a while. Fun, Here you go, fun, here you go, 685 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:46,279 Speaker 1: thank you you have little salt in mate. Yeah, I 686 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,520 Speaker 1: got some salt in there. Accident spector, I'm shedding this 687 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:56,960 Speaker 1: place sheet oil. You've got an outbreak here, come, been 688 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,200 Speaker 1: out broken this whole time. Up. Sorry, you've got to 689 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,759 Speaker 1: You've got a d rating and accents and uh we're 690 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:14,680 Speaker 1: shutting the place down immediately. What is taking undress so long? Ever? 691 00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:20,319 Speaker 1: Shutting down? Everybody out? What? Everybody out? Where's my raw? Meat? Man? Please? 692 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,719 Speaker 1: You have a box? I can shoot in? Sorry now 693 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,800 Speaker 1: you have to do that outside? No, thank you? Boop 694 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:33,759 Speaker 1: fire alarm boom boom boo boo boo boo boo. Let's go. 695 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,640 Speaker 1: Does anyone have a box? Second? Ship in? Someone did? 696 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:43,440 Speaker 1: His name was Lucius Fox. Here you go, catwoman away, 697 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:48,000 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Who is this mysterious man? You 698 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,000 Speaker 1: seem familiar? You know him. We did a whole thing 699 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,040 Speaker 1: with him. Could I have a little privacy? Do him 700 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,839 Speaker 1: in the street. I'm the one who told you all 701 00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:01,480 Speaker 1: you wonderful matt mobiles and things. That's right, that was you, 702 00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:08,360 Speaker 1: all of my madmobiles. That's right. That Look, I'm just 703 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:13,160 Speaker 1: gonna duck out behind this poster of Justin Bieber. Can 704 00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,160 Speaker 1: I come with you? I'm right here, I'm right here 705 00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,799 Speaker 1: next to you. You gotta pick one, Batman, gotta pick one. 706 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:24,400 Speaker 1: Is it going to be Ned or the citiot? Robin torn? 707 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:30,920 Speaker 1: Both boy wonders so tempting. I love them both for 708 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:39,120 Speaker 1: different reasons, different powers. Ah, Robin, could you work with 709 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:45,000 Speaker 1: Mini croc here? Um? Yeah? If that means I'm with 710 00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,719 Speaker 1: you then yeah? And Catwoman, we knew it was you 711 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:54,200 Speaker 1: all along. Yeah. Sorry, she's shipping in a box. Yeah, 712 00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,840 Speaker 1: if I could have a little privacy in the street. 713 00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,920 Speaker 1: Well that's where the box is, genius kick in the 714 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:06,440 Speaker 1: corner behind some dumpsters or something. I just need a minute. Okay, 715 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,279 Speaker 1: I'm done. Well, it seems like everybody's happy here. But 716 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,440 Speaker 1: well they have to find out who Aunt Rosie really is. 717 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,080 Speaker 1: Oh wow, was that a question? Was Aunt Rosie not 718 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,200 Speaker 1: Aunt Real? Is that somebody else? I thought a Rosie 719 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:25,399 Speaker 1: was dating in college? It's me, wonder woman, Holy ship, 720 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,400 Speaker 1: we're about to have sex, I know, and I was 721 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,439 Speaker 1: gonna use my last of truth in a kinky way. 722 00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:35,400 Speaker 1: Can we still do that? You bet? Little boy? How 723 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,840 Speaker 1: did I not know you are my aunt this whole time? 724 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,279 Speaker 1: Excuse me, I've got to take some pills. Let me 725 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:49,960 Speaker 1: use this water phone right here. Oh dear God, that's 726 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,359 Speaker 1: our show. Oh my god, is that diarrhea? Always get 727 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,200 Speaker 1: to end a show on that? Let's go around at 728 00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,640 Speaker 1: thank us today. 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