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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh These are some of our favorite segments

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Speaker 1: from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment

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Speaker 1: laugh stravaganza. Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is

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Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. What is something that is underrated? Sweet

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Speaker 1: and Low? What every place in l A. I did

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Speaker 1: not expect to get attacked on this one. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: You're not getting attacked. I'm just disgusting you with the

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Speaker 1: idea of you. I'm glad. I'm glad that someone. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is a fun hill for you to choose to

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Speaker 1: die on. I'll get Look, this is this is one

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Speaker 1: of those things I'm okay with being canceled about. You

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna cancel myself on this one on Twitter?

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Speaker 1: Should Eli be canceled over this? Let's okay? Equal Splendor, Truvia,

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Speaker 1: Stevia disgusting, just pure garbage with so Sweeten Loo is

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Speaker 1: the only one I can tolerate. I'm an iced tea drinker,

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Speaker 1: don't drink anything warm. Sugar is not gonna melt in.

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Speaker 1: There's just going to the bottom. So I have to

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Speaker 1: pick one. Sweeten Low taste so good, and every place

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles just seems to be zeroing it out.

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Speaker 1: Starbucks has equals version of sweet and low. I feel

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Speaker 1: like sweeten low is associated with boomers or worse people

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Speaker 1: who are it's uh, I mean, because it was the

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Speaker 1: original fake sugar or the one like as a kid,

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Speaker 1: I remember when he used to just be like white

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Speaker 1: packets of sugar or pink packets of sweeten and now

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Speaker 1: there's white, yellow, green, blue, fucking fuchia and all of them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sugar in the rud But that's isn't that? Does that melt? No,

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Speaker 1: that's the prob you know what I like in Japan

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Speaker 1: and other places too, they just have the syrup. Yeah

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Speaker 1: I can, but that's just sugar water. That's what's wrong

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Speaker 1: with that. It's the same. It's not the same sugar.

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Speaker 1: Would you prefer sugar if it melted over sweeten low

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Speaker 1: or you're just probably you have a shirt on that

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Speaker 1: if we did, if we pulled up the Panto number,

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Speaker 1: I believe would just be sweet low and you got

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Speaker 1: sweetened tea on not a coincidence. So what are you promoting? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm here to promote a couple of things, guys, here

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Speaker 1: to tell you Sweeten loves only carried it to places

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Speaker 1: right now that I frequent You're gonna love this one,

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Speaker 1: Jamie Duncan. Oh good. I mean they do not discriminate.

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Speaker 1: She's back. Yeah, And then Chipotle has it. It's Weirdole

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Speaker 1: only has like regular sugar and Sweetenland nothing else. When

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Speaker 1: I think of Sweetenlow, I think of my great aunt

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Speaker 1: Mary just stealing fistfuls of it like anywhere and friendly,

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Speaker 1: because I mean, look, I've had to grab it before

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Speaker 1: from I one time went across the street to a Starbucks,

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Speaker 1: grabbed one and so I could put my coffee being

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Speaker 1: iced tea have Sweeten Lie Wow, straight up, yep, done.

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Speaker 1: No one stopped me. Only in l a baby only

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Speaker 1: So because what sweet Low has sacharin And I remember

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Speaker 1: back in the dude cancer and then people are like

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Speaker 1: that and then we're back to sack. And also I

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Speaker 1: think Equal and Splenda have um asparta may yes, yeah, yeah, aspartame,

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Speaker 1: which is actually worse for you. Yes, which is worse

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Speaker 1: for you like the Lord of the Rings name. Okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: So we got that? Is it cool? Though? I feel

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Speaker 1: like I feel like there's a lot of tension in

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Speaker 1: the room. I guess you know it is You've walked,

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Speaker 1: you walked, You've I'm less angry about it now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you got her with Duncan, and I just you

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Speaker 1: got me when you basically said all the mother ships

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Speaker 1: are trashed because they are trash because that fake ship

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Speaker 1: just does not taste. It's so it's like splendid to me,

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Speaker 1: tastes like metal. I don't know that was literally was drinking.

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Speaker 1: What is this metallic taste? I wouldn't have some kind

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Speaker 1: of exam if that's coming on that. Yes, Now there

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Speaker 1: was a recent article. I guess it was like what

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Speaker 1: Hollywood reporter did a round table? Is that who it was?

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Speaker 1: The Queens of Comedy issue? And who are the queens

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Speaker 1: of comedy? Here they are Jane Fonda okay, okay, Phoebe Woge,

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Speaker 1: Natasha Ly, Alex Borsteam and Tiffany Yes, yes, and they

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Speaker 1: were just talking, you know, their secrets, their their experiences,

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Speaker 1: their lives. That's actually really your round table. Um and

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Speaker 1: Tiffany Hatrish though, had a very interesting anecdote because she

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Speaker 1: was talking about something she used to do um in auditions,

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Speaker 1: just didn't believe what she was hearing. It's brilliant. It's

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Speaker 1: brilliant clip. You know what I would do. I would

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Speaker 1: very nasty. Would you really? What would you hear? Come

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Speaker 1: back like, oh, I forgot my person, get my purse.

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Speaker 1: You've actually done that. You're in the car. Let me

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Speaker 1: look at the table. What would you here? She's not

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Speaker 1: I would be like, she's so ghetto. I just can't

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Speaker 1: her boobs aren't big enough. But I really think we

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Speaker 1: should just go with a white girl. She's not She's

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Speaker 1: oh if her hair was it was like my m o, hey,

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Speaker 1: why not? I mean, but also like but also devastated. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And that's just such an indictment on why there's such

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Speaker 1: gatekeepers are like, because it's like, yeah, who were in

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Speaker 1: those rooms most of the time that you're leaving your

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Speaker 1: that's also the person who's probably saying that is like

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Speaker 1: a corporate drone. That's what's so frustrating about all of this,

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Speaker 1: Like this isn't a person who gives a ship about

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Speaker 1: the movie or the tam whatever they're doing. There this

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Speaker 1: And then there's this filter that goes called product, movie, product,

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Speaker 1: TV show and unrelated. They're almost always ugliest, yes, and

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Speaker 1: then you leave the room and then they call you

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Speaker 1: like weird looking and like it's like, buddy, this is

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Speaker 1: why you're on that end of the equation. Wow. Shots

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Speaker 1: of Fire with Jamie loftus on this one. Can't nobody

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Speaker 1: Jamie Loft. There is some fun, I mean like getting

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Speaker 1: direct feedback after an audition. I mean Tiffany hash is

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh and then I gotta you know,

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Speaker 1: like I gotta go to Duncan. Now I gotta go

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Speaker 1: off the grid for a couple. And people are always

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Speaker 1: like when they when they they're always like, the casting

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Speaker 1: process is not personal. That sounds pretty personal. She's ghetto.

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Speaker 1: I just can't yeah, extremely person. It's like a non yeah,

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Speaker 1: NonStop personal. Yeah, it's so crazy. They're like, no, that's

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Speaker 1: not personal. It's just the business. It's not personal. Your

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Speaker 1: boobs are just all weird and small. Please go your ghetto,

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Speaker 1: get out that it's not personal. Fuck yeah, it's not personal.

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Speaker 1: Will never work again. Someday someone is going to be

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Speaker 1: looking for a girl with a light mustache, and then

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Speaker 1: that's when I'm really going to shine. You know what,

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Speaker 1: We gotta make our own opportunities. Get down here. This year,

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Speaker 1: women with mustache is going to be able to vote.

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Speaker 1: I can feel it. Yeah, I feel it. Also, if

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Speaker 1: you want to ruin some friendships, use Tiffany Hatish's voice

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Speaker 1: memo techne and leave some ship. After you leave a

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Speaker 1: back to like Jamie always thinks, She's always like you's

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Speaker 1: trying to be funny. Ship. I left, I like recorded

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Speaker 1: brains were robust enough to handle your comedy. Yeah, his

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Speaker 1: use a saying it's okay is like worse than bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, no, not really, but I

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Speaker 1: don't I didn't get anything like what can I do

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Speaker 1: to improve? Right exactly? But this, I mean the Tiffany

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Speaker 1: see some of these cashing directors and be like I

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Speaker 1: saw that video and they're like it was you I remember,

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Speaker 1: about something. It was very personal to me. This is

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Speaker 1: when everyone read this simple just excerpt from an interview

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Speaker 1: that Kiana Reeves had done with I believe a Malaysian website.

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Speaker 1: It had the Internet a flutter and this is just

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Speaker 1: the name of the article was like Kiana Reeves is

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Speaker 1: a lonely guy. Yeah, which, first of all, I'm hooked.

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Speaker 1: Listen to this. This is let's listen to this and

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Speaker 1: imagine counter you're saying it. You mean romantic love. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm the lonely guy. I don't have anyone in my life.

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Speaker 1: But if it does occur, I would respect and love

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. He's not like other boys. I would

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Speaker 1: respect and look that. I'm wet this okay, because I

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Speaker 1: urinate myself. Well, I drink a lot of coffee. I

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Speaker 1: came good. Everyone gets horny reading this, Yeah, I'm horny

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Speaker 1: getting it. And he there's others. There's been other celebrities

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Speaker 1: but Jake Jillen Hall is always doing it, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, maybe you just can't be loved like he's

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Speaker 1: always just like, I want to stop being creepy in

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Speaker 1: your movies. That's not Nightcrawler, Nightcrawler, but would you fuck Nightcrawler?

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Speaker 1: He's a dirty man, but he but like I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's like he's playing now a guy called Mysterio,

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Speaker 1: really like his history backs up the lonely guy everything.

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Speaker 1: One thing I do have to say it before we

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Speaker 1: actually fake. This comment did not happen. His spokesperson came out,

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Speaker 1: This was pieced together from several interviews and the majority

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Speaker 1: of these questions were not asked nor answered. They are fabricated, right,

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Speaker 1: so which fair, But it doesn't change anything in my

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Speaker 1: mind because if it fits with the brand, it fits

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Speaker 1: his brand. And also I believe Kian who deserves love

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Speaker 1: and he is currently single. He I mean, if you

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Speaker 1: haven't read Kiana Reeves is full Wikipedia page, I truly

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Speaker 1: it is. It is a stirring read. He has had

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Speaker 1: a fascinating life, truly, I will not. I mean it

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Speaker 1: just like some of it is truly very sad. He's

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Speaker 1: been through a lot of stuff and uh, and he

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Speaker 1: um of being a very eccentric, friendly kind person. Which

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Speaker 1: the first anecdote that I only like Keanu Reeves. Your

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Speaker 1: anecdote about him when you worked at the bookstore. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he would call you ahead of time everyone Mr Reeves.

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Speaker 1: You would say, hello, this is Mr Reeves, UM on

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Speaker 1: my way to get my books and what were his books? Puzzles?

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Speaker 1: And he would get like one novel as well, because

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Speaker 1: Sunset Strip and he's been going there for as long

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Speaker 1: we must be doing something right. And it's like, oh,

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00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 1: good lord, cut to your quarter figures, you know, like

420
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: we haven't sold a burger. Yeah, if you time, what

421
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 1: if there's ad execs, like you can hear how this

422
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 1: meeting went, and it's just like exhaust because you know

423
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: what happened that I hopship didn't work, and they're like, guys,

424
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: we gotta figure out what the funk is going on

425
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 1: because we went all in on burgers and I'm sorry

426
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 1: burgers are only making up five percent of our total sales.

427
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: We thought we projected this and be out fifteen to twenty.

428
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: This is all like they've figured out some math where

429
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: they can sell like shitty beef and a great margin.

430
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 1: U s D a choice black Angus beef. By the way,

431
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: black Angus does not mean anything other than brand. Well

432
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: that's not what the cowboy told me those commercials for

433
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: Black Anger Steakhouse cutting his beard with a knife by

434
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,439
Speaker 1: the river. Black Angus can be d level like prison

435
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 1: quality meeting. Okay, well right, you know, Andrew, you do

436
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 1: bring up a good point, though we shouldn't just slack

437
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 1: them off like this without trying it ourselves. I kind

438
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: of want to have one, should we go? All right?

439
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: All right? Uh? And finally, what is the myth with

440
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 1: something people think is true? You know to be false?

441
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: So my myth is um and I know this is

442
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 1: something that like, I think financially literate people have always known,

443
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: but it's uh, don't buy a fucking car. Oh, don't

444
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: buy a car, arguably don't use a car at all

445
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: for different reasons. Um. But I'm in the middle of

446
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 1: having the first car I've ever owned start to die

447
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: on me, and I was just like, oh, right, this

448
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,239
Speaker 1: is why all like the people who I know who

449
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 1: grew up white and middle class or upper middle class

450
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, just least at least And I know,

451
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: I know it's so obvious, but like people like, for instance,

452
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: my fucking parents are like, so, what car are you

453
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: gonna buy next? And I was like, none, zero, nothing, forever, um,

454
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 1: because I can't. I think it's a thing that I

455
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: just need to admit to myself. It's like I can't

456
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: take care of anything well enough to own it. Where

457
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: I was having an other conversation just outside before the

458
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,439
Speaker 1: show about like iPhones and whatnot, and it's like, just

459
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: rent that ship or like know that you're going to

460
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: fully snap it in half, and like, well, yeah, if

461
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: you're reckless, then then you might as well. At least

462
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: for me, I do take care of ship not that great,

463
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 1: but I also don't buy anything, like I look at them, like,

464
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 1: are the reviews like you could basically run this motherfucker

465
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: into the ground. And I'm like, yeah, because I used

466
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 1: to have a Honda prelude that I could fucking I

467
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: could have drove into mad Max World. Yeah, they would.

468
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: I would have been perfect. Turns out my Forward Hybrids

469
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: not as a stable an investment. Yeah. See, I'm true

470
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: about my moms of three. Look, I'm not having regrets

471
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: about buying that ship. Um, so I'll own it, you know.

472
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 1: That's my thing though, too, is like I just want

473
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 1: to eliminate a payment and then be like I own

474
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: this because with my Honda, once that she was paid off,

475
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 1: i'd have any payments and that ship was just going. Yeah.

476
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: I think I think that's ultimately true. But I just

477
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: think that's like, here's what it is. And this is

478
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: really again, I think talking to a lot of the

479
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 1: children of immigrants out there, which is like a lot

480
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: of the things your parents think about saving money is

481
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: not financially correct. How about that because there's a lot

482
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: of like hoarding a lot of place of lack a

483
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: lot Yeah, and so it's super low risk, like but

484
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: because of that, you necessarily lose out on you know,

485
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: by by avoiding risk at any cost, you lose out

486
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: on a bunch of ship Yeah. Yeah, that's that's also

487
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 1: the case for a lot of the depression era people

488
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 1: were like my mom's parents were like at the end

489
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,439
Speaker 1: when you like start having financial discussions with them, like

490
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: about their state planning, Uh yeah, you kind of realized

491
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 1: that they have a totally this two and a half

492
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 1: percent we've been earning rock solid that could never go anywhere,

493
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh my god, that's while invest in bitcoin. Everyone.

494
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: Welcome to mad money, I mean sad money. What is

495
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:14,919
Speaker 1: something you think is underrated? Um? I was thinking, I

496
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: really I don't know, Okay, Like, would you rather questions

497
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: I think are underrated? Yah? Um? Yeah? Parties? Yeah, I

498
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: think you just like find out a lot about a person. Yeah,

499
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: hit me with one. Um, okay, would you rather um? Okay,

500
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: this one's like weird, this one's like extremely involved. Um.

501
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: Would you rather have no dietary issues at all, but

502
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: just poop for one day the whole day? You poop

503
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: all day? Um, but the poop like slides out of

504
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: your neck, or you have no dietary but you like

505
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: don't have any dietary issues. You just like don't have

506
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: to poop every that's one day a year. Yeah, it's

507
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: one year. You like, schedule it one day, all day

508
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: and that the only time. Do you poop? Or do

509
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: you poop regularly the rest of the year you don't,

510
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: You don't poop at all? Okay, yeah, okay, or or

511
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: or you just remain the same, same dietary issues, same whatever. Wow,

512
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: I realized my gastro intestinal privilege because I typically don't

513
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: have dietary issues. We Actually, I can't eat pizza when

514
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: I'm drinking because the cidity and tomato stie makes me vomit.

515
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: So if you're one of poison me, offer me pizza

516
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: when I'm drunk. But I know so much about you. Yeah,

517
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: you know what part of me I like the most

518
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: revealing things. I like to poop. I like to pop,

519
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, so one day like out my neck,

520
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: I need minutes every day watching YouTube clips. When you

521
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: say out of your neck, it's coming out of up

522
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: your a gill through your mouth. GI. Or do you

523
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: have ship guilt? I guess I guess it's a ship guilt. Yeah,

524
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: then I'm the science of it. Yeah you do it? Yeah,

525
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: I'm doing that one. Yeah, we really. Yeah, I would

526
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: love to do full day ship guiling, full day ship gelling.

527
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: That you can schedule. It doesn't just like happen out

528
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: of nowhere. I can't then think about that like you

529
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: never have like you never have a situation where you're like, right, oh,

530
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: then I wouldn't mind camping at Coachella, right yeah, right, Okay,

531
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. What if like something important was

532
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: coming up, like someone's wedding, but you had already like

533
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: scheduled your ship day. What I mean, yeah, that wedding. Yeah,

534
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: I don't like weddings, or you'd be like, guys, I'm

535
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: going to be in the bathroom the whole time I

536
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: am here. Just do not come in here, right because

537
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: you will see something that will actually completely change your world.

538
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: That would be amazing. Yeah, make it happen back that

539
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: that was a good brain exercise, right, yeah, exactly, Like

540
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: what limits will you go to? Yeah? But I think

541
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: I think generally I would have a bias towards always

542
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: like doing something weird to change in my life, just

543
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: because like I don't know that I'm a seeker, you know. Um,

544
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: So I mean not to just to take this completely

545
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: somewhere else. But there's a website called Conversation Starters World,

546
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: and they have a collection of the best. Would you

547
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: rather question, really, I would like to read. Would you

548
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: rather lose the ability to read or lose the ability

549
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: to speak? From the booth? From the booth, there was

550
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: a groan, but I think he scheduled his Yeah, he's

551
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: having a digestive issue. So for you lose ability to read,

552
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: a los ability speaks, Oh my god, to learn, you

553
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: end your ability to learn or end your ability to

554
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: express yourself. Basically, can I like is writing? Like? Can

555
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: I can't communicate? If you can't read, then you definitely

556
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: can't write. But if I can't speak, can I still write? No,

557
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,719
Speaker 1: you can speak and then maybe someone will con dictate

558
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: the words. If you want to hack that, you rather

559
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: question thing? I think you can hack this because I

560
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: think the text to speech applications are going to be

561
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: getting better and better. So now you're going to have

562
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: the uh robot thing. But you cannot live in the

563
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: modern world without being able to read. Okay, how about this?

564
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: Would you rather be covered in fur? Covered in scales?

565
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: M hm um, because then you could remove it? What

566
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: do you mean you could with laser? So you're just

567
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: you're just looking to hack all these ships. You're not

568
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: even looking at So have you seen Wolf Girl where

569
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: she performing it. It's like movie with Tim Curry, but

570
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: it's about this girl who like her like Gypsy mother.

571
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: It's like very fucked up. She like drops her off

572
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: at a carnival because she's covered in fur. She's like

573
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: a freak. Then, um, she grows up and she's like

574
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: wolf Girl in the carnival and then she meets this

575
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: like skinny white man who's like really gross, but he

576
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: falls in love with her and he's like, oh, by

577
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: the way, my mother is a scientist and she is

578
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: like coming up with a cure for people like you.

579
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: And then she takes it without letting him know. But

580
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: the more she takes it, the more feral she gets.

581
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: She becomes like a beautiful, like naked woman, but she's

582
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: like a wild she don't wear clothes, she'd be eating rost.

583
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: Clearly somebody's fetish. Yeah, that was just like what if

584
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: Janet was just like a fucking animal and she was

585
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: just had for Bill. I'm your assistant and I can

586
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: hear you out loud. I'm sorry, what is something you

587
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: think is overrated? Overrated? So to go on the exact

588
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: opposite side of the spectrum of my personality. Um, I

589
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: think it is. I was having an argument over this

590
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: with a friend of mine. I think it is completely overrated.

591
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: On RuPaul's drag race, whenever a queen during a lip

592
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: sync for Your Life takes off her wig and feels

593
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: that there's some spectacularness underneath, and I'm just like, that's

594
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: not impressive to me, because the whole point of what

595
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: you're doing is you're trying to get as close to

596
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: simulating a woman as possible. Was the last time a

597
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: woman just ripped her hair off and just showed you head,

598
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: look at all this under here? So I'm just like

599
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: that that's that's nothing. Is that like a move to

600
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: like show how just wrought with emotion? Or is it

601
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: like a reveal? But reveal is never anything. One queen

602
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago one um with rose petals

603
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: underneath and it was like that was her big punch race.

604
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, if you want to reveal something, reveal a

605
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: whole Another drag queen really face off. If they peeled

606
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 1: their face off and there was a beautiful woman underneath,

607
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: I'd be like, not bat or just the same one.

608
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: But you're still able to pull a face off. I mean, look,

609
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: this is why we were consulting with Paul's drag Race

610
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: for the next level. I was trying to try up

611
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: the game. Yeah, we had Channgela on a couple of

612
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 1: weeks ago, so I'm sure I wonder how she would

613
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: feel about that. I think she would probably be more

614
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: appropriate to deep diving then, sort of like just when

615
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: they take their wig off, she must be like, what, No,

616
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: he is a cultural history of why we do andy

617
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: my bad, but just um, you just so you just

618
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 1: want a bigger stunt. I think it sounds like you

619
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: want a bigger you want it bigger. So like if

620
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: you do when they do death drops, when they're doing

621
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,439
Speaker 1: all kinds of flips, all that ship that is legitimately

622
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,720
Speaker 1: like physically challenging to do it, heals let alone period.

623
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: That makes me go, goddamn, But you took off your wig.

624
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: Guess who can take off their wig? Everyone with a

625
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: wig and take off the drops, breaking the barely pick

626
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: something up without my knees going to click click. I

627
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: tried as a joke to do a death drop at

628
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: a club and I just located my hip and my

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Speaker 1: back went out. Did you really Yeah? Because I thought,

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Speaker 1: if they make that ship look easy, I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: you just do a little spin and then wow. No,

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Speaker 1: I've never once looked at that and thought it looked easier,

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Speaker 1: you know, in my mind, get a dance move and

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Speaker 1: I kind of got the way you gotta get your

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Speaker 1: arm out and like get your your quad stretch on.

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Speaker 1: But that's you know, I just typically trying to mimic

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Speaker 1: things and eily without thinking about what the what it

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Speaker 1: actually takes. Monkey see, monkey do. Man. All right, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna take another quick break. We'll be right back and

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Speaker 1: we're back. Uh, let's talk about Uber Eats Cravings Report. Yeah. Um,

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Speaker 1: let's let's you know, all these apps they centralize all

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Speaker 1: this information. Because we're making thousands and thousands of requests

643
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: through these things, they have a lot of info. Yeah,

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00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: and the most important thing is that they make it

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Speaker 1: into a fun info graphic, even though they're stealing all

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Speaker 1: of the data about us and no, exactly they know

647
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Speaker 1: our minds better than we know our minds. As long

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Speaker 1: as they make it into a fun info graphic, we're

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Speaker 1: cool with it, yeah, exactly. And then we're like, huh information,

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00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: I guess. But yeah, they basically released like a bunch

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Speaker 1: of interesting stuff about you know what their most popular

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Speaker 1: deliver requests are in the United States, Like just frequency

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Speaker 1: of requests, just to go through a few things. The

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Speaker 1: most popular request delivery request for Uber Eats in the

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Speaker 1: United States is no onions, which is to me odd

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Speaker 1: because I'm I like onions. I feel they fucking make

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Speaker 1: most things instantly better. This a lot of this made

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Speaker 1: me realize that there is more of the population that

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Speaker 1: has the taste buds and the taste and food of

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Speaker 1: like a seven year old than I would have expected. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, not all the children hate onions, like or

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Speaker 1: at least I did when I was a kid. A

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Speaker 1: lot of the kids, yeah, I hated I hate onions.

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Speaker 1: One of those people contribute unless they're chopped finally and

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Speaker 1: are like really huge ring of I feel like that's

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Speaker 1: what most people are saying when they're saying no onions please,

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00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: is they're like, why are you drenching my burger or

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Speaker 1: my my whatever my pork chop in fully cooked onions

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Speaker 1: versus like, chop them fine a little oil so that

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Speaker 1: just the sprits of the flavor becomes part of what

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Speaker 1: I'm eating, because it's just like you chew on an

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Speaker 1: onion it's like, no, the texture and the taste is

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Speaker 1: too much. Yeah. I don't know why I'm looking down

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Speaker 1: on people who don't like onions. That's that's looking down.

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Speaker 1: It's like I love onions. Um. No, sour cream is

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Speaker 1: another one that's on there too. Come wait, dressing on

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Speaker 1: the side is on here. I would imagine that would

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Speaker 1: be far and away. The no no onions is the

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Speaker 1: most popular. One is the most popular one. H extra

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Speaker 1: cheese good. I like that makes no cheese? Come on,

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Speaker 1: get out of extra ranch. I agree, depends on what

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Speaker 1: you're eating. Right. Well, here's the thing. Okay, so now

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Speaker 1: they also put like very weird delivery request people putting

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Speaker 1: like notes for the delivery at the next level. First

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Speaker 1: one just someone literally put can you play Africa by

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Speaker 1: Toto when you deliver the doughnuts? Okay, do not make sense? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. That is amazing, but to do

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Speaker 1: I mean fine, I feel like that's some van Halen ship.

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00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: They're just like trying to put some weird ship in

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Speaker 1: there to make sure that that they're Uber Eats delivery

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Speaker 1: person to detail, one person put close both eyes with

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Speaker 1: each bite and daydream about beach parties in goa, that's

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Speaker 1: just someone was on mushrooms. Yeah, that ain't fucking that's

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Speaker 1: not real. This other one though, this is great. Please

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00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: please send all sandwich parts separately. I will put together myself. Yes,

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Speaker 1: think about that. Do you have a sound effect for

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Speaker 1: mind being blown? Um? There is Wow mom x file,

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Speaker 1: that is an amazing request. That's a great idea. What

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Speaker 1: bomb x file? The sandwich parts being separate. The only

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Speaker 1: way I can see that sucking up is if it's

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Speaker 1: like a cheese and they put the cheese separate. But

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Speaker 1: otherwise just put the cheese on the past sandwich part.

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Speaker 1: I love it because you know why there's certain places

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Speaker 1: out here all about the bread on Melrose. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: to you directly in your eye. Their ship gets so

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Speaker 1: soggy if you don't eat on the spot, like yeah, Like,

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Speaker 1: I guess it's something I guess if you overdress it.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I have a sandwich that travels, it is fine.

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Speaker 1: Other times it's the ends of the heels, like especially

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Speaker 1: it's like a hero or you know, like a sub

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Speaker 1: or whatever. The ends get all fucking soft and ship.

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Speaker 1: So the thing I was referring to as being children's

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Speaker 1: taste and food is the most popular food and request

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Speaker 1: combo is steak and catch up. That seems trump and

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Speaker 1: don't disrespect the steak. I don't like eggs and spicy

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00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: makes sense to me. Eggs and spicy, yeah, oh ship

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00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: people like to kick up their eggs a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Fries and extra sauce. Number one, well people just like

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Speaker 1: they're you know, catchup. Ketchup is you know, put sugar

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Speaker 1: on your meat, right, I guess is what you want?

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Speaker 1: Euro with no tomatoes. I see that when I do that,

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Speaker 1: that makes total sense. Cheeseburger, no mayo. I get people

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Speaker 1: don't like mayo on the burger, but mayonnaise that is

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Speaker 1: to me a right now, I am you might as

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Speaker 1: well jizz on my food. That would taste better than

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00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 1: me than mayonnaise. Okay, I do not care for her

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00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: order her. I don't like it, and that's because a

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Speaker 1: little bit of God, like I'm make it. Oh then

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00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh see, like the French cous cousin, Frank,

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Speaker 1: cousin Frank. The only reason I'd be making this request

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Speaker 1: is because I have my own mayo chup at home.

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Speaker 1: Oh look at you. I always carry my own mayo

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Speaker 1: chup in my purse. That's hot sauce in your bags. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And then most unexpected food requests combos shake plus side

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Speaker 1: of ranch. Yeah, that's gotta be faking weird, the weirdest one.

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Speaker 1: Pizza plus a nuts. Yeah, now, pizza plus ranch, you

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00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 1: got right, But shake plus nuts, I get that peanut

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Speaker 1: butter shake. I'm gonna what kind of nuts you put

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Speaker 1: on your pizza? I don't know. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: put no nuts on my pizza. Well, you're the one

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Speaker 1: saying you would eat a nutted hamburger over maynnaise, So

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Speaker 1: maybe I don't have an allergy to those kind of Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: I hear that. Mushrooms and catch up? Okay, telapia plus cheese?

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Speaker 1: Are we assuming that these are going together? Or these

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00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: are just requests? These are requests like it would be

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Speaker 1: on the order of telapia. Someone puts, please add cheese. Okay,

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00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: that's disgusting. You know what the might be? This might

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00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: just be like shake and then you always order fries

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Speaker 1: with a shake, and so you get a side of

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Speaker 1: ranch with I don't think anybody's eating a shake with

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00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: ranch that, yeah, I don't think, although who knows, because

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00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: this is like unexpected This isn't like this section isn't

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Speaker 1: about like what's frequent. It's just like weird ship, like

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00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: Ranch with your shake. It's interesting because you can kind

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00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: of track people's frame of mind by delivery or requests

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00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: by day, most popular delivery request by day. So Friday

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00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: extra cheese, Saturday extra spicy, Sunday dressing on the side,

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00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 1: and it's just ashamed, shamed of what you've done to yourself.

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00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 1: Has anyone gone down the bigger hole of like, okay,

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00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: knowing this data about what you're ordering food wise, do

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00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,479
Speaker 1: they team up with the people who do the porn

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00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: hub tracking and figure out what people's porn look and

763
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: then okay, what movies on Netflix are you watch? So

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Speaker 1: we get a full picture of who, what are you eating,

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00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: what are you watching? And what do you joking? That

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00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: should happen like that? But who who is undertaking this massive,

767
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: massive feat of information? Corporate America but somebody, but you know,

768
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: everyone's so private with their information. They're like, oh, it's

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Speaker 1: proprietary information. We can't give it to you. Do you

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00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: think porn hub is linking up with Uber and porn

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00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: hub is that ship? So can we so look porn

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Speaker 1: Hub and Netflix. Can we buy all this data because

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Speaker 1: I would love to look at you can't be sure

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Speaker 1: I know who bought it. It's as expensive as Cambridge Analytical.

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00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: Probably doesn't Facebook kind of own them or don't they like? Yeah,

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00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: well they well they have the massive file from Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Facebook gave them the files and they did the Crunch show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right, that's gonna do it for this

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Speaker 1: week's weekly Zeitgeist. Please like and review the show. If

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Speaker 1: you like the show, uh means the world to Miles.

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Speaker 1: He needs your validation, folks. I hope you're having a

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Speaker 1: great weekend and I will talk to him Monday. By

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Speaker 1: Sa