Speaker 1: Hi. I'm Josh Dean very serious investigative podcast journalists.
Speaker 2: And I'm Rory Scovell, extremely serious comedian, actor, lover and fighter.
Speaker 1: We want to tell you about our new show Crimeless,
Speaker 1: from the ingenious minds at SmartLess Media, Campside Media, and
Speaker 1: Big Money Players. It's coming out this fall, and it's
Speaker 1: like a new kind of true crime podcast one where
Speaker 1: we dig into the stupider side of breaking the law.
Speaker 2: That's right. Every week, we're going to tell you about
Speaker 2: some ridiculous attempted crime, all dreamed up by some of
Speaker 2: the dumbest criminals in the world.
Speaker 1: And we're going to start the whole thing off with
Speaker 1: an extra long tail, almost too good to be true.
Speaker 1: It's called Crimeless Hillbilly Heist, and it's hosted by a
Speaker 1: friend of ours.
Speaker 2: A friend who's kind of a jackass himself. Oh God, Johnny,
Speaker 2: that's your cue.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Rory. I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to kick
Speaker 3: the Crimeless train off with the wild and wooly tail
Speaker 3: about a gang of high functioning nitwits who somehow pulled
Speaker 3: off a mare his third largest cash heist.
Speaker 1: The pile of money I ended up with weighed over
Speaker 1: a ton.
Speaker 2: Literally what I say, I stole a ton of money.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 3: The crew has hold of an entire bank vault full
Speaker 3: of cash, and they've got the FBI and the media
Speaker 3: hot on their trail. But if you got so much
Speaker 3: dough and there's no way to hide it, why not
Speaker 3: put it to good use. They bought a mansion, bought
Speaker 3: a BMW, bought a tahoe, bought a forty.
Speaker 1: Three thousand dollars ring pressed in plants for his sisters.
Speaker 3: And don't forget the leopard print staircase, the velvet elvis painting,
Speaker 3: and a wine cellar stocked with the finest cheap beer.
Speaker 3: Regular folks who risked everything just so they could buy
Speaker 3: their way into a different life.
Speaker 2: I remember saying I'm a rich bitch now kind of
Speaker 2: felt good.
Speaker 1: Kind of like Robinhood, except for the part where he
Speaker 1: steals from the rich and gives to the poor.
Speaker 2: I'm not that genius.
Speaker 3: It's a damn near inspiring true story for anyone out
Speaker 3: there who's ever shot for the moon. Then just totally
Speaker 3: muffed up the landing. He was just going to leave
Speaker 3: the method up to me because I was a trained assassin.
Speaker 1: They stole seventeen million dollars and had not bought a
Speaker 1: ticket to help him escape.
Speaker 2: So we're sating like, oh God, what do we do?
Speaker 2: What do we do?
Speaker 3: Come for the true crime twists and turns, and stay
Speaker 3: for the screw ups. It was kind of like the
Speaker 3: perfect storm and a sewer that was dumb.
Speaker 2: People do not follow my example.
Speaker 3: Introducing crime Less Hillbilly Heist, a podcast that proves almost
Speaker 3: anything as possible from SmartLess media, campsite media, and big
Speaker 3: money players. Coming October fifteenth, with new episodes every Wednesday
Speaker 3: for eight weeks, followed by a weekly show hosted by
Speaker 3: Rory and Josh. Just follow Crimeless Hillbilly Heist wherever you
Speaker 3: get your podcasts or bend the entire series at launch
Speaker 3: exclusively on the iHeartRadio app