WEBVTT - Introducing Crimless: Hillbilly Heist

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<v Speaker 1>Hi. I'm Josh Dean very serious investigative podcast journalists.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm Rory Scovell, extremely serious comedian, actor, lover and fighter.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to tell you about our new show Crimeless,

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<v Speaker 1>from the ingenious minds at SmartLess Media, Campside Media, and

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<v Speaker 1>Big Money Players. It's coming out this fall, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a new kind of true crime podcast one where

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<v Speaker 1>we dig into the stupider side of breaking the law.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Every week, we're going to tell you about

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<v Speaker 2>some ridiculous attempted crime, all dreamed up by some of

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<v Speaker 2>the dumbest criminals in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're going to start the whole thing off with

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<v Speaker 1>an extra long tail, almost too good to be true.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Crimeless Hillbilly Heist, and it's hosted by a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of ours.

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<v Speaker 2>A friend who's kind of a jackass himself. Oh God, Johnny,

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<v Speaker 2>that's your cue.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks, Rory. I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to kick

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<v Speaker 3>the Crimeless train off with the wild and wooly tail

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<v Speaker 3>about a gang of high functioning nitwits who somehow pulled

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<v Speaker 3>off a mare his third largest cash heist.

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<v Speaker 1>The pile of money I ended up with weighed over

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<v Speaker 1>a ton.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally what I say, I stole a ton of money.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true.

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<v Speaker 3>The crew has hold of an entire bank vault full

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<v Speaker 3>of cash, and they've got the FBI and the media

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<v Speaker 3>hot on their trail. But if you got so much

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<v Speaker 3>dough and there's no way to hide it, why not

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<v Speaker 3>put it to good use. They bought a mansion, bought

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<v Speaker 3>a BMW, bought a tahoe, bought a forty.

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<v Speaker 1>Three thousand dollars ring pressed in plants for his sisters.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't forget the leopard print staircase, the velvet elvis painting,

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<v Speaker 3>and a wine cellar stocked with the finest cheap beer.

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<v Speaker 3>Regular folks who risked everything just so they could buy

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<v Speaker 3>their way into a different life.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember saying I'm a rich bitch now kind of

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<v Speaker 2>felt good.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of like Robinhood, except for the part where he

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<v Speaker 1>steals from the rich and gives to the poor.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not that genius.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a damn near inspiring true story for anyone out

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<v Speaker 3>there who's ever shot for the moon. Then just totally

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<v Speaker 3>muffed up the landing. He was just going to leave

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<v Speaker 3>the method up to me because I was a trained assassin.

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<v Speaker 1>They stole seventeen million dollars and had not bought a

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<v Speaker 1>ticket to help him escape.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're sating like, oh God, what do we do?

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<v Speaker 2>What do we do?

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<v Speaker 3>Come for the true crime twists and turns, and stay

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<v Speaker 3>for the screw ups. It was kind of like the

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<v Speaker 3>perfect storm and a sewer that was dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>People do not follow my example.

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<v Speaker 3>Introducing crime Less Hillbilly Heist, a podcast that proves almost

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<v Speaker 3>anything as possible from SmartLess media, campsite media, and big

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<v Speaker 3>money players. Coming October fifteenth, with new episodes every Wednesday

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<v Speaker 3>for eight weeks, followed by a weekly show hosted by

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<v Speaker 3>Rory and Josh. Just follow Crimeless Hillbilly Heist wherever you

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<v Speaker 3>get your podcasts or bend the entire series at launch

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<v Speaker 3>exclusively on the iHeartRadio app