1 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: Is this the right number. 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 2: It's the loser line. 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 3: Goody, just call me back if you haven't heard the 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 3: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 3: approaches you while you're out at the club and uses 6 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,599 Speaker 3: this charming pickup line on you. 7 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 4: Hi, there, excuse me, miss, but I think you should know. 8 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 4: I'm a big vegetable fan and you are the finest 9 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 4: cutecumber in the bunch. Oh wait, Banana's coming, bunches cucumbers. 10 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 2: Darn it, I. 11 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:37,159 Speaker 3: Boy, Whatever you do, resist the urge to hold up 12 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 3: your hand and give him your middle cucumber instead, tell 13 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 3: him you'd like to tickle his pickle as long as 14 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,480 Speaker 3: his mom okays it first. 15 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,279 Speaker 2: That's when you. 16 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 3: Give him the number to the loser line, so hopefully 17 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 3: he can leave an awkward voicemail that we can play 18 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 3: on the air. Voicemails like this one, Richard, it's me. 19 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 5: You had said you live locally, so I thought maybe 20 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 5: that you would be around. But I do play pickle 21 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:15,759 Speaker 5: ball on Thursday. I don't know if you are free. 22 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 5: I don't know if you would want to play, but 23 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 5: if you do, I need a partner because my normal partner, 24 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 5: Jenny fell getting out of a hot tum so I 25 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 5: would really love if you are available and you want 26 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 5: to join me. It's fun. I made my own paddle 27 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 5: cover with recycled old food stags. 28 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 1: It's a little. 29 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:47,040 Speaker 5: Loud, but it gets the job done, just like yours. Truly. 30 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 5: Next message, this was a mistake. 31 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 2: I like this lady. 32 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 6: Why do I imagine her on the call while Jenny's 33 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 6: still on the ground. 34 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 3: This will get his attention. Yeah, because what's she implying 35 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 3: by I get the job done? 36 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: Clearly? 37 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 3: It's not helping her friends out of hot dubs safely. 38 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 3: Because Jenny was a fatality of I don't know if 39 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 3: she's a fatality. 40 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 4: God was sorry. 41 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,959 Speaker 3: She was a victim, a victim hopefully Jenny's I hope 42 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 3: she's okay, Jenny. Our hearts go out to you wherever 43 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:19,799 Speaker 3: you are. 44 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 2: Hey, Sienna, it's so, did I get the time wrong? 45 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,919 Speaker 2: I thought you said to call exactly at nine thirty 46 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 2: pm so we could brush our teeth together open the phone, 47 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 2: and I've been calling for a while, but it's now 48 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,639 Speaker 2: like nine thirty eight, so I don't know. I mean, 49 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 2: maybe you forgot. Anyway, I'm here, I might as well 50 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 2: do it on the phone. Look, I just pretend that 51 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 2: you're going to be with me, so arm I'm brushing 52 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 2: my teeth next to the phone, and can you hear 53 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 2: I'm rushing? They are nice and crane. I I'm using 54 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 2: censoredne with extra lightning power makes a really good shine. 55 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:17,919 Speaker 2: It's riberenty. It feels very, very nice. But it would 56 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:22,079 Speaker 2: feel a lot nicer if you were brushing with me. 57 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 3: Wow, was he brushing a different body part because he 58 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 3: was talking really clearly during that entire promise. 59 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: No, was he just playing a. 60 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 7: Sound effect for it? 61 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 6: Felt? 62 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got good. It's one way or the other. 63 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 3: We are in the middle of another fun and very 64 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 3: bizarre edition of the Loser Line. But remember we're on YouTube, 65 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 3: We're on TikTok, instad and all the podcast platforms. So 66 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 3: look us up at Brooke and Jeffrey. Let's go on 67 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 3: to the next clip. 68 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: Can you just tell me what the hell is going on? 69 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: Because like, are we actually doing this book something or not? 70 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: I mean, you seemed so excited about it when we 71 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: met the other night, because may I remind you you 72 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: even want and said, oh hey, maybe we should start 73 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: a book club. And I thought, wow, finally, finally someone 74 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: who's actually serious about reading and wine, and maybe I 75 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: can find some smart, like minded women who care about 76 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,599 Speaker 1: something other than Love Island. I'm so over that I 77 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 1: can't even so. I don't know did I misunderstand? Are 78 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,599 Speaker 1: we actually starting this? 79 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 2: Like? 80 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: Was it just a molly talking then night? 81 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:29,240 Speaker 7: Like? 82 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,039 Speaker 1: What is going on? Because I already bought stuff I 83 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: told you I would, so, like, what the hell am 84 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,839 Speaker 1: I supposed to do with twenty copies of a warm piece? 85 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 2: Now? 86 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: I drafted discussion questions, I've written my thoughts out in 87 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: my insight journal, like what the hell have you done? Okay, 88 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 1: you you you screwed me, Heather, that's what you did. 89 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,280 Speaker 1: You screwed me? And just like Cam getting played by 90 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:53,239 Speaker 1: Claudius the entire time, just total betrayal, and I honestly, 91 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:54,040 Speaker 1: I hope you're happy. 92 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, you can kind of tell what happened where 93 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 3: It's like they started off all on the same page, 94 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 3: like let's start a book club, and then this woman 95 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 3: was like we should read in it, and they were like, 96 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,280 Speaker 3: wait a minute. 97 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 6: She went wrong with Warren Peace. I've suggested some monster 98 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 6: porn basically Darns and Roses guitar. 99 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 7: Yes, that one, that one. 100 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 6: The Love Island Girls would have been totally. 101 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Brook's gonna post her monster porn recommendations for 102 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 3: you at the end of this video. 103 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: Is that not the right word for it? 104 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 7: Very smart? 105 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 6: That's that's the word, very smart. 106 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,600 Speaker 2: That's next. 107 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 7: Hey, I don't know if you remember we we shook 108 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 7: hands the other night at Carrie's place and listen, I 109 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 7: just I can't stop thinking about it, like just like, 110 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 7: I mean, the way that our hands met, you know, 111 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 7: firm but gentle, kind of like a perfect business deal 112 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 7: really with but with chemistry. I've never had a handshake. 113 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 7: I feel like that before in my entire life. I 114 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 7: don't know if you feel the same way. But I 115 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 7: keep wondering though, you know, was my grip too strong 116 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 7: or I'm worried did I hold on too long? 117 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 2: Because I don't. 118 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 7: Want to seem like despert or anything. But I have 119 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 7: been practicing handshakes on some of the statues in the 120 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 7: park over the past few days to uh like. 121 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,479 Speaker 1: Nail the timing. 122 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 6: So anyway, next, wow, oh my god, I have totally 123 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 6: come away from a handshake that was good. 124 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 2: That's not it. 125 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,000 Speaker 3: You just did that. 126 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 6: You've left too much space at. 127 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,600 Speaker 3: Least Radio and at least he's taken steps to like 128 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 3: try and work on his handshake. Just don't be surprised 129 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,359 Speaker 3: if there's an alert on the local news or something 130 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:01,920 Speaker 3: tonight man in park creepily shakes hands with statues. Don't 131 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 3: be alarmed. 132 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 6: Hey, that's not gonna get the police called on you. 133 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 6: It's the shaking the other parts of the statues that's 134 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 6: the problem. 135 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,360 Speaker 7: Yeah, Brook struggled with that. Yeah. 136 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 3: Make sure you subscribe to our Brook and Jeffery YouTube page, 137 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 3: where you can find all of your favorite loser lines 138 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 3: of the week. We highlight them there just for you, 139 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 3: along with all of our second dates and our awkward Tuesdays. 140 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 3: We're gonna do a phone tap actually coming out 141 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.