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Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got for his nep Your wife is having a

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Speaker 1: black baby. This didn't go right. I'm up your wife, yeah,

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Speaker 1: is having a black baby? Lord, get on board. Now

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Speaker 1: do you remember that scene in Lice when they been

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Speaker 1: locked up before? Ain't got no problem, make no djustments

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Speaker 1: then back Brady was classic. It is your wife having

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Speaker 1: a black baby.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm looking for a William h. How are you doing? Listen?

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Speaker 1: My name is Simmons. I was I don't know how

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Speaker 1: to Uh oh man. My wife and I evidently go

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Speaker 1: to the same fertility specialists that you and your wife

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Speaker 1: go to. Doctor. Uh doctor, you know? Are you familiar

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Speaker 1: with doctor?

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Speaker 2: I'm familiar with doctor. But that's supposed to be confidential.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm aware of that as well, sir. My wife

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Speaker 1: is out on business right now. She's she's gone for

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Speaker 1: I won't be back until tuesday. But I got a

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Speaker 1: call today, a very disturbing phone call, and wanted to

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Speaker 1: you know, I looked your number up. They did tell

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Speaker 1: me what was going on, and kind of wanted.

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Speaker 2: To let somebody told you my number you got you

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Speaker 2: got my number from somebody?

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Speaker 1: No I looked up your number. Uh here, here it

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Speaker 1: is in that show my wife and I. Evidently you

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Speaker 1: and you and your wife have been going through the

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Speaker 1: same type of problems of trying to get pregnant and

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Speaker 1: so forth and so on. And uh, from my understanding,

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Speaker 1: your wife is what four or five months pregnant. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wait a minute, my wife is exactly five months pregnant.

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Speaker 2: But I'm still confused on how you're getting in touch

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Speaker 2: with me and what this has to do with me. Well,

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Speaker 2: I mean, all that stuff that we've gone through is

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Speaker 2: totally confidential, and I'm kind of offended that you're calling me.

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Speaker 1: I understand that. Well, what's what's happening is, I got

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Speaker 1: a phone call from the doctor's office today. It seems

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Speaker 1: like there's been a huge mistake by the doctor's office.

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Speaker 1: Evidently your wife has been artificially inseminated with my seed.

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Speaker 1: And I was I mean, I'm just as disturbed as

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Speaker 1: you are, you know what I mean, because I mean,

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Speaker 1: me and my wife are you know, my wife is

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Speaker 1: too much pregnant.

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Speaker 2: And finally, how could they do something like that? I mean,

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Speaker 2: that doesn't make any sense, sir.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea all I know is is that

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Speaker 1: you know. I hate to use the expression, but I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm your wife's baby's daddy, and and.

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Speaker 2: No, okakay wait a minute, no, no, no, so mixed. That

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Speaker 2: didn't that doesn't happen, no way.

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Speaker 1: So I'm trying to make sure I bring the news

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Speaker 1: to you and see if there's anything that we can

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Speaker 1: do to I mean, I mean, after being five months pregnant,

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Speaker 1: is kind of hard to direct to find a problem.

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Speaker 2: So and I do want this to sound rude, and

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Speaker 2: I don't want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy,

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Speaker 2: are you black?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black?

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Speaker 2: And my wife is gonna have a black baby.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, your wife is gonna have a black baby.

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Speaker 1: But what I want you to know is I'm not

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Speaker 1: paying non support.

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Speaker 2: That's what about child support. And my wife is having

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Speaker 2: some of the black dude's kid. Are you crazy?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not. No, I'm not out of my mind.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I didn't lay down and conceive a

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Speaker 1: child with your with your wife. So I'm making sure

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be paying the child support.

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm not even worried about the child support. I'll

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Speaker 2: pay the child support I'm worried about some doctor making

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Speaker 2: a duge mistake. And and oh my god, your wife

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Speaker 2: is having You're gonna have a black baby. I can't

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Speaker 2: believe that. This is unbelievable. It's unbelievable, and I can't

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Speaker 2: believe you call my house, give me the doctor, should

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Speaker 2: give me this you want.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who gives you the news, as long

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Speaker 1: as you get the news. Now, what I want you

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Speaker 1: to do with this? Please don't be giving the baby

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Speaker 1: no white names and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Names. I can't believe that you're this is incredible, incredible.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, call me. I'm trying to give me that.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to go crazy. This is crazy, Okay.

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Speaker 1: This, this is this is no reason to be violent, sir.

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Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying this already.

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Speaker 2: You're worried about me, about paying child support and talking

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Speaker 2: about your seed and and your baby's daddy. You know,

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Speaker 2: Oh man, this this is bringing the best out of me.

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Speaker 2: I can promise you. Unbelievable. Man.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me ask yourself, sir, do you think

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Speaker 1: you may need anger management? I mean, you're not gonna,

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Speaker 1: are you gonna, You're not gonna You're not gonna beat

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Speaker 1: my child.

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Speaker 2: Are you old man? Do you know how to push

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Speaker 2: a man's buttons? I can promise you man, that's crazy. No,

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Speaker 2: I ain't gonna beat nobody's baby.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you being violent to me and your

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Speaker 2: Spind this thing around?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: Where do you live?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: Who do this?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Is this because? Oh man? This is crazy?

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Speaker 1: Well here's what I'm gonna ask you. Do you think

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Speaker 1: you might want to be the godfather to the child.

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Speaker 2: To my own kid?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Well, I guess it wouldn't be my.

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Speaker 1: Kid, me and your wife's child.

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Speaker 2: You don't you say that you're crazy? Don't you say that,

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Speaker 2: Say that that drives me even thinking about something like that.

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Speaker 1: It's me talk about something like that, but it's me

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Speaker 1: and your wife's child.

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Speaker 2: Take So, don't you even talk like that you're crazy?

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Speaker 2: Tear a hole in your head. Don't you talk like that?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you're gonna tell a hole and who hey?

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Speaker 2: You in your head? You crazy?

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Speaker 1: See that this is this is the kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't want my child around this time, this type

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Speaker 1: of talk, this type of violence. See your white folks

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Speaker 1: get mad and want to kill everybody in the room.

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Speaker 1: Don't you kill who you mad at? Why do y'all

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Speaker 1: do that?

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Speaker 2: You you this?

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Speaker 1: Man? Can I can? I can? I say one more thing?

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Speaker 1: Do you? Can I do that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I can take anyone of this

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Speaker 2: for me. Man, I'm jumped to the phone.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing to say to you. This

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Speaker 1: is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by your wife.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna kill that. It took us so long trying

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Speaker 2: to get taken it. She's gonna play play a game

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Speaker 2: like this. That's got me, man, you thinking, God me mane.

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Speaker 2: We listened to Steve Harvey radio show all the time. Man,

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Speaker 2: that's awesome. She doesn't great. Oh man, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 2: find her and give her a big kiss. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: do that.

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Speaker 1: God man, I got one one of them. I got

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Speaker 1: one more question for you, baby. What is the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the land?

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Speaker 2: The Steve Harvey Radio Show in the morning.

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Speaker 1: But y'all think about that? Yeah? Yeah, I have too much.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm really really wrong on so many have no words?

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Speaker 1: But did you like it? Though? Yeah? I'm gonna pray

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Speaker 1: for you though, I am. Oh. They praying for me

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Speaker 1: all over the I'm gonna pray harder. How do you

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Speaker 1: like something you got to pray for because it's funny.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, you don't be nervous enough. He

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Speaker 1: just out public, just shopping, that's his job. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I be nervous in public, then I'll be nervous. I've

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Speaker 1: had a few people run up on me. Yea, I

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Speaker 1: have to run up home. You have a feel like

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Speaker 1: whooping coming? You have a feel one can yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Got better than that. You ever hand it comes? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about had the feeling and then it'll arrived.

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Speaker 1: Right after that come