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Speaker 1: Our concession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take back ow arm mouse Speaker.

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Speaker 3: You got a text in at seventy five nine to

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Speaker 3: two that says, I'm a forty seven year old married

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Speaker 3: man and every night to this day, I still listen

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Speaker 3: to Enrique Glacias's Hero in bed, and right before I fall.

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Speaker 4: Aside, I was wondering why you're playing this.

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Speaker 3: Not just for you, bro, It's because for some people,

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Speaker 3: Enrique Glacias is their safe space.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, he is a beautiful, beautiful man.

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Speaker 3: And you know what, if you need a safe space

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Speaker 3: to rest your eyes and spill your darkest secrets, let

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Speaker 3: it be right here on the mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: We want to be your hero. Baby.

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Speaker 3: We've got a guy who wants to enter our safe

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Speaker 3: space today. He's going by Vincent, So Vincent, welcome to

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on?

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Speaker 4: Nice guy who knew your intro is going to be

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Speaker 4: in Greeky and Glacias Hero But I love it, Vincent, Vincent.

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Speaker 1: I just want you to know that you can take

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Speaker 1: our breakaway.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and we'll mask your voice up while we're doing

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Speaker 3: it too, because voice stanger is on. You're the mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this this may sound kind of dumb, but it's

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Speaker 2: like haunted me.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, you have come to the experts of dumb.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're dumb masters of stupidity.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Perfect. So, like when I was seven years old,

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Speaker 2: I went to Blockbuster. I remember Blockbuster.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think even Alexis knows what Blockbuster do.

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Speaker 3: Blockbuster on a Friday night, the kid was it was

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Speaker 3: every family's tradition.

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Speaker 4: But it was so disappointing when your favorite movie wasn't there.

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Speaker 1: I know that you had to get there early. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: seven going to Blockbuster.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, my dad and I went to Blockbuster and everything,

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Speaker 2: and I had to pee really bad. And I didn't

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Speaker 2: want to like tell my dad because he's like, go

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Speaker 2: ahead and pee, be poling leave the house. And I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm fine, you know, just being a kid. But as

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Speaker 2: soon as we got there, I had a bunch of soda.

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Speaker 4: You always think you don't have to go, yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 4: parents are always right.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, of course. And they had no public restroom.

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Speaker 2: And I didn't want to tell my dad because he's

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Speaker 2: gonna yell at me. But I'm like over here like dying.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so in my seven year old mine, Donna

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Speaker 2: saunter over to the you know, I'm like, oh, over here,

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Speaker 2: look at Napoleon Dynamite. Okay, you know, my dad's looking

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Speaker 2: at like World War two movies or something, and I

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Speaker 2: just like peeing the corn arm in Napoleon Dynamite.

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Speaker 3: Not on the Napoleon Dynamite d Yeah, I thought, you,

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Speaker 3: like food in a DVD.

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Speaker 1: Just shut it.

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Speaker 2: I guess that would have been worse.

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Speaker 4: But it's amazing what kids think. People won't notice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna smell this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but here's the thing, Like that's kind of part

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Speaker 2: of what haunts me. Initially, at least nobody noticed that

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Speaker 2: I had done this, but nothing happened. Like we rented

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Speaker 2: the movie and we went back to return the movie

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Speaker 2: and the place is like shut down. It's like close

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Speaker 2: for maintenance. But there's like how police tape but like

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Speaker 2: caution tape, like don't come in here everything, And as

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Speaker 2: a kid, I'm just like, oh my god, it's a biohazard. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and my dad's like they're not going to charge us

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Speaker 2: for you know, we're trying to return the movie, you know,

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Speaker 2: Oh god. So I'm just like, did I create like

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Speaker 2: what what what's happening here? And then like a month

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Speaker 2: later the place shuts down.

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Speaker 4: Was it year two thousand and six or seven?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, around that time, right, and then like all the

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Speaker 2: Blockblusters start shutting down, and the guys, I'm the person

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Speaker 2: that like destroyed all the Blocklusters with my bio hazard.

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Speaker 1: T don't know how businesses work.

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Speaker 4: That's so funny you don't tell your family the whole story.

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Speaker 4: I think it's such a funny story.

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Speaker 3: Thinking like they're testing like the DNA.

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Speaker 1: They're trying to track me down.

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Speaker 2: I don't, man, but I was like traumatized. And what's

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Speaker 2: funny is like, clearly now as an adult, I understand

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Speaker 2: the whole Blockbuster story. I get all the steaming services.

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Speaker 2: I let you know all that.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad we don't have to explain to you that

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Speaker 3: you were not the reason the one bankrupt.

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Speaker 4: But can you imagine if he was that powerful, if

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Speaker 4: anything like?

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Speaker 2: That's why this is like such a dumb confession. But

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Speaker 2: it's like I hope they absolved this weird guilt that

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Speaker 2: makes no sense and being like like my inner child,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 4: You know there's still what opened and bend more again,

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Speaker 4: so don't go Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Okay, because there's p all over that one too.

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Speaker 2: I could find like karmic retribution because like the movie

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Speaker 2: that I have to remind me of the trauma, is

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Speaker 2: this freaking Napoleon dynamite. That's what I came back with.

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Speaker 2: So I still literally have it to remind me of

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Speaker 2: this like terrible thing I did. Maybe I will go

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Speaker 2: over there and return it.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you still have the movie?

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Speaker 3: You have the DVD from when you were seven. Oh no,

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Speaker 3: see that's the reason that blocks. Do you still watch it?

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Speaker 3: Does it still work?

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, obvious have seen it so many times

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Speaker 2: that I don't even care.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard he it isservation.

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Speaker 2: I just don't want it. I just don't want to

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Speaker 2: space looking back at me being like I do what

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Speaker 2: you did.

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Speaker 3: Just stay on hold, Vincent, because we do have police

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Speaker 3: on the other line.

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Speaker 1: Questions. I'm just getting texted at seven nine two.

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Speaker 3: If you have the confession you've been holding on to

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Speaker 3: since you were seven years old, you need to get

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Speaker 3: it off your chest week and hydror identity, master your

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Speaker 3: voice and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Your phone taps coming up.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,