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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from SNL

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Speaker 1: and Weeds Kevin Neelan January thirty first in February first

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at parler Live dot com or four to

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Speaker 1: five to eighty nine, seven thousand, another twenty. This is Jenny. Hi, Jenny,

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Speaker 1: this is Casey Ryback. I don't think we've met before,

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Speaker 1: but I'm calling from corporate HR. How are you? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Honestly I don't like making these phone calls,

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Speaker 1: but I need to talk to you for a second

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Speaker 1: about some problems we're having problems. Yes, okay, sure, Well

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Speaker 1: you're co worker Natalie Okay, has made some complaints about you,

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Speaker 1: complaints about me. I need to give you a chance

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Speaker 1: to respond to our complaints before we take action. Are

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Speaker 1: you sure you have the right Jenny, I'm speaking with

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Speaker 1: Jennifer right. Yeah, you would be the correct Jenny. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that you've had problems with Natalie in

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Speaker 1: the past? You know, not one. According to Natalie, you've

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Speaker 1: been very menacing to her in the hallway. Is that true? Menacing? Menacing? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: that's nope, that is not accurate. You have not been

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Speaker 1: menacing to her at all. What does she mean by menacing?

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Speaker 1: You know, like I would say, do you you shure

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Speaker 1: he a pocket knife, say I'm going to cut you?

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Speaker 1: Or I work in corporate America. I don't have a

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Speaker 1: I don't have a pocket knife. Did you perhaps do

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Speaker 1: the knife slit motion across your neck? You know that

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Speaker 1: could be very menacing if you did that, if you're

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Speaker 1: walking down the hallway and you look at her just

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Speaker 1: kind of like, I'm I'm so sorry, sir. This is

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Speaker 1: absolutely ridiculous. This is ridiculous. This is completely untrue. She

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Speaker 1: also said that you've been spreading rumors about her that

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Speaker 1: she has hepatitis c Are you kidding me? Man? Do

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Speaker 1: I need to remind you that we are in a

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Speaker 1: professional environment. I don't need you to be speaking like that,

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Speaker 1: you know what? Do I need to remind you that

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Speaker 1: none of the stuff is true? This is absolutely ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: The fact that you're getting so worked up as making

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Speaker 1: you sound really really guilty of this. I gotta let

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Speaker 1: you know, you know what, It's not guilt, it's just

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Speaker 1: pure rage. This is ridiculous. Can I be dulous? Can

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Speaker 1: I be honest with you right now? I would like

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Speaker 1: you to be honest with me. Yeah, I'm worried that

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Speaker 1: you're getting angry with me, and now I'm worried that

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Speaker 1: you're going to be telling people that I have hepsi. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's absolutely ridiculous. I can't believe we're having this conversation.

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Speaker 1: I just want to point out to you that I

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Speaker 1: don't have HEPSI and I have all the immatizations to

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Speaker 1: prove it. Okay, this is the most ridiculous summer things.

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Speaker 1: I'm yelling and I'm at work right now. This is

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Speaker 1: absolutely ridiculous. We're adult. I would never I would never

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Speaker 1: even speak those words. I haven't even said the word

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Speaker 1: hepsi until two seconds ago when you've brought it up. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know if you want to spread

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Speaker 1: that HEPSI rumor about me, you can't because I don't

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Speaker 1: have it. I don't care if you do or if

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Speaker 1: you don't. I'm not going to say anything about it,

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Speaker 1: you know. Can I just talk to Natalie about this?

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Speaker 1: I want to know why she's making up all these lives. Unfortunately, No,

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Speaker 1: if you talk to Nailie's probably gonna end up in termination.

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna fire me overly? Well, you haven't given

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Speaker 1: me anything to convince me that you haven't been saying

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Speaker 1: these things. None of it's true. I've got to believe

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Speaker 1: Natalie when she tells me that you've been doing this.

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Speaker 1: If we could just get Natalie involved in this conversation,

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Speaker 1: I think everything would get smoothed over. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I should be speaking with a lawyer before I even

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Speaker 1: speak to you. I don't know if I want to

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Speaker 1: continue this conversation. You know who I feel like we

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Speaker 1: should talk to about this. No, Natalie, Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: are we finally on the same page. No, I think

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Speaker 1: we should talk to your boyfriend Keith. Why would we

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Speaker 1: do that? Well? Would we do that because he's the

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Speaker 1: one that asked me to call you. Why because this

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Speaker 1: is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh god, are you kidding me? No, it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Your boyfriend said you started a new job

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Speaker 1: and wanted to screw with you a little bit. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. If I'm I'm gonna be honest with you though,

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Speaker 1: that Natalie Chicks sounds crazy. Oh my gosh, she's lovely

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Speaker 1: for a chick with HEPSI wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jubil Fune tabs weekday mornings. On the twenties, two point

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Speaker 1: five