WEBVTT - #343: Cold Busted At Coldplay

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boy, start.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, dot dot up.

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<v Speaker 1>They making noise dot up, start up, dot dot up.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode three forty three. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. What's up,

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<v Speaker 2>David Brodegg?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>This is our second episode in a row since you

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<v Speaker 2>came Well, actually it's our first episode since you came

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<v Speaker 2>back from vacation.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah a second. Yeah, I'm doing two in a row.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at this, two in a row without being on vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you know You must you must be exhausted.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm so tired.

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<v Speaker 2>You have no idea? Woof my god. Welcome to the

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<v Speaker 2>Pound Pound Drome. Episode right, Yeah, three forty three. Scary

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<v Speaker 2>calls me today and says, you want to do it tonight?

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<v Speaker 3>This afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I tell you want to do it at night.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, I was gonna go to jet Ski Bryant's pool,

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<v Speaker 2>but I canceled. So I want you to know slices

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Jones man almost a man of the people.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm man of the people.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, say sided almost decided not now the weather's nice

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<v Speaker 2>here in the New Jersey area. Scary decided not to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the pool and do the podcast afying that

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<v Speaker 2>tells me he may have tendative plans for a rooftop

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<v Speaker 2>bar tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm saying. It's gonna be either or right

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<v Speaker 3>right right.

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<v Speaker 2>So he passed up the pool, so he's going to

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<v Speaker 2>a rooftop bar tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>Is are you going to rooftop party? I mean, first of.

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<v Speaker 2>All, I am filled to the brim with dinners. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm done. Last night, Robin and I went to a

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<v Speaker 2>place called Chinese Tuxedo, which I think you David Brody

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<v Speaker 2>would really love in the in the city on the

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<v Speaker 2>Lower East.

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<v Speaker 3>Side and actually in Chinatown. Uh makes sense anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't have to get to get dressed up for Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like New York City, schmool, it's a Brooklyn. It's

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<v Speaker 2>it's industrial Brooklyn, industrial, Brooklyn industrial all I gotta wears. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>get away with whatever you want. But I mean the

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<v Speaker 2>food was so great, so great, but lots of lots

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<v Speaker 2>of speed bumps for you, lots of red flags because

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of green stuff and you know, very

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<v Speaker 2>intricate things and in all their food.

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<v Speaker 3>I know how to order.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, although I will I will say I told

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<v Speaker 2>you a story a few weeks ago about my favorite

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<v Speaker 2>long time takeout Chinese restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>I ordered roast pork fried rice on Love It Long Time, Yeah, which, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They got my They made my roast pork fried rice

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<v Speaker 2>no vegetables with vegetables. And I told you, I politely

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<v Speaker 2>called and told them the problem. And I said it

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<v Speaker 2>like a credit, and they're like, ah, come right now,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said I can't come right now.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, well, we can't give you a credit.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, I didn't want to cause a stink

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't want to get barred from my favorite

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<v Speaker 2>Chinese restaurant. Well, earlier this week I ordered, I ordered

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<v Speaker 2>my my special special fancy dish.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I ordered my roast pork lo main no vegetables. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I ordered my wanton egg jumpsup mixed No. And I

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<v Speaker 2>ordered my roast pork fried rice no vegetables. And for

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<v Speaker 2>some reason I got home and everything was fine except

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<v Speaker 2>my roast pork fried rice no vegetables, had vegetables in it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I called again, tiptoeing through the tulips, and I said, said, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's David.

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<v Speaker 3>I I just left.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything's fine except for my roast pork fed risinal vegetables.

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<v Speaker 2>There's vegetables in it again? Oh so sorry, he says,

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<v Speaker 2>my wife made the food tonight. Now I've warned you

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<v Speaker 2>about her, yes, because she doesn't understand English as well

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<v Speaker 2>as her husband does. And when you talk on the phone,

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<v Speaker 2>she does that yelling thing.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want? You know? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>And so she's the one who messed it up last time.

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<v Speaker 2>So I said, well, you know, this is the second

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<v Speaker 2>time she messed up my roast pork fed risinal vegetables.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys know me for twenty years. I know vegetables.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, so sorry, I said, all right, Well

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<v Speaker 2>can I he goes come back now? So I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't come back now. I'm want dinner time here?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh sure, I can't. Can I get a credit for

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<v Speaker 3>next time there? Come now? Okay? Great?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I said, so, I said, I'd really like

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<v Speaker 2>a credit. Okay, thank you, and he hung.

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<v Speaker 3>Up on me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, keep that he understood, but chose not to understand

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<v Speaker 2>by hanging up the phone like he knew what he

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<v Speaker 2>was doing.

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<v Speaker 3>There. He's like, oh, he heard that you wanted money back?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, And you keep complaining to your his wife

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<v Speaker 2>like that you're gonna get a roast pork lo main,

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<v Speaker 2>no vegetables with an extra clam sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>Hawk Tour.

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<v Speaker 2>You get a little hawk tour in your in your

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<v Speaker 2>I like, I like the way you put a scary

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<v Speaker 2>Jones Brooklyn guy doing a Chinese accent on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Ha like like the Hawk Tour girl. Yeah, they're gonna give.

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<v Speaker 2>You that Hawk tour and spin on that thing, because

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<v Speaker 2>I can now that that ain't lobster sauces.

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<v Speaker 3>That what you're saying, it's clam sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't sell clam sauce in Chinese restaurants, yes, they do,

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<v Speaker 2>not like Italian clam sauce. It may have maybe clams,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it's okay, And there's no lobster in the lobster sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>It's sauce for the lobster, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm a beast with this story that's breaking like

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<v Speaker 2>right now, and I'm sure that by the time you

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<v Speaker 2>hear this, it'll be because you said, oh ship as

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<v Speaker 2>you looked at your phone and you hit the song.

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<v Speaker 3>So what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>At first it was a rumor. It was like an

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<v Speaker 2>interinet rumor. But now it looks like it's true. It's verified.

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<v Speaker 2>Now some news sources like The Post are posting this.

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<v Speaker 2>The Post is everybody is posting this. Okay, it's legit.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't yuck my, don't tell me this is fake. No.

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<v Speaker 3>Last night, cold Play played Boston.

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<v Speaker 2>They played Gillette Stadium last night and they played songs

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<v Speaker 2>by the band Boss. Cold Play played in Boston's met

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<v Speaker 2>Life Stadium yesterday, which is not in Boston, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's Gillette Stadium. Yeah, MetLife is Jersey. I met you,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I said, Jillette the first time you fucked

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<v Speaker 2>me up? Stop Stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how a baseball games and concerts they like

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<v Speaker 2>to go to the crowd and they do the kiss

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<v Speaker 2>cam and sometimes it's a bit you know they have

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<v Speaker 2>you know that the third one is always like two

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<v Speaker 2>guys sitting next together and they look at each other like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>they're doing the kiss cam. At the Coldplay show while

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<v Speaker 2>Coldplay was on stage, I guess as they make this

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<v Speaker 2>a bit in the you know, in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>their set. Okay, all of a sudden, the camera a

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<v Speaker 2>very looking uh, a very good looking uh guy in

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<v Speaker 2>his like middle aged guy behind a woman and who

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<v Speaker 2>and and he she's in the throes of passion with him,

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<v Speaker 2>like he's hugging her from behind, and she's like looking forward.

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<v Speaker 3>They're both looking at the camera. Okay, so far, so good,

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<v Speaker 3>So far, so good.

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<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, as soon as the camera go,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, he sees them and they notice they're on camera.

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<v Speaker 2>The two of them are like deer in headlights, and

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<v Speaker 2>they're like and they duck. They literally know. And then

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<v Speaker 2>and Chris Martin, I'm gonna play with the audio right now,

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<v Speaker 2>says they're alive in the moment. So either these two

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<v Speaker 2>people are having an affair or they're just shy and

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna play that for you right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, no, shere it come. I gotta watch a commercial first. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, no free commercials. Commercials. Yeah, turn on.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a question. Yeah. Was he sitting behind her

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<v Speaker 3>or was he standing in front of both of them?

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<v Speaker 2>Was standing watching the show? They were standing watching the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's all over. It's all over.

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<v Speaker 3>You just google it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, eighty thousand people at the stadium and the camera

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<v Speaker 2>picks them out.

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<v Speaker 3>All of a sudden, Yes, and here it comes in.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, uh, three to two one, So they were

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<v Speaker 2>going into one of their songs and the kiss camra

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<v Speaker 2>is on them, so here it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is all right, what either an affair?

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<v Speaker 2>And as it turns out, they were having an affair

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<v Speaker 2>because the Internet strikes again, the guy was called out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the CEO of a company and all, and he.

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<v Speaker 3>Was having an affair.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess with the chief people officer or the CPP

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<v Speaker 2>the chief people pleaser. It looks like in this case

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<v Speaker 2>either way, the two of them having a tour and affair.

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<v Speaker 2>I know nothing about these guys. If he's married, if

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<v Speaker 2>she's married, if.

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<v Speaker 3>This what's going.

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<v Speaker 2>I just googled what is the stadium capacity or a

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<v Speaker 2>concert of Gillette Stadium sixty five thousand roughly.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about marital statuses or anything like that,

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<v Speaker 2>but the way that they went, and you'll see the

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<v Speaker 2>video everywhere by the time you've heard this podcast, I saw, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I just I just saw the video. It's it's uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>You could tell comble it's not a bit. At first,

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<v Speaker 2>people were like, ah, that's got to be a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit, ha ha ha.

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<v Speaker 2>They do that all the time at these you know,

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<v Speaker 2>with these kiss cams. But my god, that is it's

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<v Speaker 2>fifty five thousand people. Did they not see the camera

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<v Speaker 2>in front of them, like lower down like you sually

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<v Speaker 2>the camera walks around the arena unless it zoomed in

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<v Speaker 2>from like really far away. Wow, jes's of all, imagine

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<v Speaker 2>what are the hots? Sixty five thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>One thousand and one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's crazy, but you know, you don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>ruin people's marriages.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean Chris Chris Mark and obviously called it out.

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<v Speaker 2>He said it tongue in cheek. I guess in the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it was happening. He was watching it live

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<v Speaker 2>and as he was strumming his guitar, and then he

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<v Speaker 2>sees them just you know, head for the hills.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>If it if it happened internally in the stadium, then

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<v Speaker 2>initially only people in the stadium might have been aware

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<v Speaker 2>of it, right, and if you didn't recognize those people,

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<v Speaker 2>it would have been on it one and done right.

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<v Speaker 2>But people filmed it, Yeah, people watch it. Yeah, people

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<v Speaker 2>filmed it and posted it. Yeah, that's how it got out.

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<v Speaker 2>But you imagine you're that guy's you're that woman's husband

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<v Speaker 2>or that guy's wife, and the entire internet is now

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<v Speaker 2>aware that they were cheating and then they come home

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<v Speaker 2>and what are they going to say?

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<v Speaker 3>It's not what it looked like. She was cold and

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<v Speaker 3>I was keeping her warm.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because they were in the they were literally fully

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<v Speaker 2>embraced there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's crazy, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I'm thinking, like, how could they have possibly

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<v Speaker 2>played it off? If think about this for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's say the camera came to them and they continued

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<v Speaker 2>on and this the smiling. Now it's unassuming. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>fleeting moment and you're just another couple in the crowd,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's a far less chance that the two of

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<v Speaker 2>them are gonna be caught at that point.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you agree?

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<v Speaker 2>Or what Karon smiled or kept hugging. Nobody would have

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<v Speaker 2>posted that. That's what I'm saying. They're they're listen. Ultimately,

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<v Speaker 2>it's their fault because they were cheating or having an affair.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't even we think we don't know yet that

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<v Speaker 2>that part of the story hasn't developed.

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<v Speaker 3>As in the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>If their company doesn't allow fratnizing, they could be fired

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<v Speaker 2>just for fooling around with a coworker.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's the CEO, so is he going to fire himself?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's a board that that he has to answer to.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what kind of company it is. If

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<v Speaker 2>there's a board of directors. Being a CEO, he could

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<v Speaker 2>still you know, be in trouble. But I'm saying he's screwed,

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<v Speaker 2>is what I'm saying. Literally, he's left. And the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that people like outing his company and doxing him like that,

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<v Speaker 2>well that's the Internet for you. I mean, you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>think that was going to be held private. No one's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna and no one needs to know what company he runs.

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<v Speaker 3>When people see something like that, they're like, we found

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<v Speaker 3>you cheaters. Let's let's dox them any chance we get, let's.

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<v Speaker 2>Go what What I'm what I'm saying is you don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to dox them. You could just be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this guy's the CEO of a company and she's his

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<v Speaker 2>vice president of a company whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>No, people doesn't happen. But no one needs to know

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<v Speaker 3>what company.

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<v Speaker 2>Because people want to People want to be able to

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<v Speaker 2>tattletale and be like, haha, gotcha, here's the gotcha mom.

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<v Speaker 3>It's too much.

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<v Speaker 2>It's bad enough that, I mean, they cheated, I get it,

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<v Speaker 2>But you don't need to ruin your company.

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<v Speaker 3>People work for that company.

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<v Speaker 2>Course, what if what if the company loses money and

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<v Speaker 2>the employees lose their jobs because this guy's a douchebag

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<v Speaker 2>fooled around with his coworker. We don't know the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Once again, what's her title? The chief people are She's

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<v Speaker 2>the CPO so's people officer.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a people she's chief of them. That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>And she and how does want to become a made

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<v Speaker 2>up title like the chief people office? We have a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of companies have that, the chief people officer. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's more of like it's about the culture of

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<v Speaker 2>the company, almost like an HR.

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<v Speaker 3>Does I heeart have a Yes, we do, actually these

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<v Speaker 3>days we do.

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<v Speaker 2>We hired one of don't Oh must have been right

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<v Speaker 2>after I love they took my money and paid the

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<v Speaker 2>chief people.

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<v Speaker 3>Well we've got some extra cash. Now, let's a people offer.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta say, though, I love what they're doing with

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<v Speaker 2>you know, kiss cams are one thing, but uh, did

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<v Speaker 2>you see a couple of weeks ago I got to

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<v Speaker 2>hand it to the Mets City Field what they did

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<v Speaker 2>with their jumbotrons in between innings?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Well, which one they do something funny

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<v Speaker 3>all the time? Well, this, well, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the Subway series Yankees Mets. I mean it's

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<v Speaker 2>taboo to put other team's logo on the screen, right,

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<v Speaker 2>the visitors are never on the screen. It's always the

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<v Speaker 2>home team. But but at City Field for the He's

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<v Speaker 2>Mets series, they purposefully sought out Yankee fans wearing Yankee gear,

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<v Speaker 2>Yankee hats, and as soon as the person was caught

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<v Speaker 2>on on the camera, high how you doing my Yankee

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<v Speaker 2>hat on a Snapchat filter goes over the Yankee hat

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<v Speaker 2>and turns into a Mets Yeah, brilliant, brilliant, Yes, ten

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<v Speaker 2>out of ten.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the Mets for that.

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<v Speaker 2>And they did something else too, right, they didn't see

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<v Speaker 2>think they they do.

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<v Speaker 3>This all the time. Though.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll put up you know, like when the guy's at bat,

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<v Speaker 2>they put up the guy on the on the home team,

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<v Speaker 2>his stats is batting average. Right. For the other teams,

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<v Speaker 2>they sometimes put up derogatory like little known facts about

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<v Speaker 2>the player to like insult them, you know, like court

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<v Speaker 2>for shoplifting when he was younger, like whatever. But they

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<v Speaker 2>put up embarrassing things about the other team's players. It's

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<v Speaker 2>very funny. So kudos are doing a great job at

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<v Speaker 2>City field for the Mets.

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<v Speaker 3>Love it. Oh my god. So anyway, all right, so

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<v Speaker 3>we talk sports at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just talk on baseball, and then we got to

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<v Speaker 2>take our first break. Okay, well today is Thursday as

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<v Speaker 2>we record this, but yesterday was Wednesday, which was officially

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<v Speaker 2>no sports day.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right the day.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if the WNBA played, but the

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<v Speaker 2>main four sports baseball, football, basketball, and hockey.

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<v Speaker 3>The ones matter. I didn't say that, you replied it.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, nope, I'm not aware if the WNBA played, because

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<v Speaker 2>I believe they're All Star Game, right, I believe they're

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<v Speaker 2>All Star game. For some reason, was on at the

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<v Speaker 2>same time as the Major League Baseball All Star Game.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure why they would do that. They should

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<v Speaker 2>have put it on yesterday when there was no baseball.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, major League Baseball did something new this year

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<v Speaker 2>and they had a tie game. Now, a number of

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<v Speaker 2>years ago, the All Star Game ended in a tie,

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<v Speaker 2>and because there was no winner, people were upset that

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<v Speaker 2>they ended the game. But you can't really go extra

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<v Speaker 2>innings in an All Star Game because you run out

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<v Speaker 2>of players and pitchers. Because they try to get everyone

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<v Speaker 2>in a game in nine innings, they pitch an inning,

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<v Speaker 2>they have a pinch hit, pinch runner. By the time

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<v Speaker 2>the ninth inning comes around, there's really no pitchers left.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody's played, and they don't want to wear the players

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<v Speaker 2>out of risk injury, so they just ended the game

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<v Speaker 2>in a tie. So then they made it where they

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<v Speaker 2>made it, like, well, okay, from now on, the game

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<v Speaker 2>counts and whichever team wins gets home field vantage in

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<v Speaker 2>the World Series for your league. People hated that idea,

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<v Speaker 2>so last last the other night, they ripped out a

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<v Speaker 2>new idea for a game that was a tie after nine,

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<v Speaker 2>which is used in soccer and hockey. No, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>a similar similar thing is with a shootout to hockey,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a sudden death situation. Yeah, okay, but here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, hold on, the point of my story is

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<v Speaker 2>why you're wrong, So give me a minute. In soccer,

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<v Speaker 2>the players on the field take turns trying to kick

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<v Speaker 2>a goal in sudden death. Right, it's a it's a

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<v Speaker 2>penalty kick type of situation. In hockey they do the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing. They do a shoot off, right, a goal

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<v Speaker 2>scoring shootoff right, where the players who play the game

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<v Speaker 2>are trying to score a goal within the same basic

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<v Speaker 2>rule of the sport. Okay, but in baseball you can't

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<v Speaker 2>have a home run off with the pitchers from the

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<v Speaker 2>other team.

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<v Speaker 3>So they brought in like the.

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<v Speaker 2>What do they call it, the batting practice coaches, the

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<v Speaker 2>guys who throw VP, like old guys who retired to run,

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<v Speaker 2>the coaching staff to lob the ball into the players. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>it was interesting, it was exciting, it was fun, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was the All Star Game, which is an exhibition.

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<v Speaker 3>It was fine.

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<v Speaker 2>But now they're talking about maybe in the future, after

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<v Speaker 2>twelve innings, make that the way you settle games. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>can you imagine the last game of the season to

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<v Speaker 2>see who gets in the playoffs? It's a make up

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<v Speaker 2>break game and is decided by two old guys lobbing

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<v Speaker 2>the ball randomly to three guys in.

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<v Speaker 3>A home run derby.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not the rules of baseball to have some guy

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<v Speaker 2>on the field behind a batting cage like a protective shield,

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<v Speaker 2>lobbing the ball in. So I don't want that in baseball.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to get that out there. But as

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<v Speaker 2>an All Star game, as a gimmick, I loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you like it? I did enjoy it? Yes, I

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<v Speaker 3>thought it was different.

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<v Speaker 2>It was refreshing and well now that the National League

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<v Speaker 2>won after blowing that five run lead earlier in the game, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it was, Yeah, anyway, so that's all. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want that in baseball and that's it. That's my opinion.

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<v Speaker 2>So but it was fun for an All Star game. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was fun, but it was.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to admit it was like sudden death.

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<v Speaker 2>It was because it basically they didn't score the traditional way.

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<v Speaker 2>They just basically said, smack them over the wall, baby,

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<v Speaker 2>we gotta we gotta get a winner. Now here is

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<v Speaker 2>something you can relate to. I'm going a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a secret, but this is something that

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<v Speaker 2>fans should be outraged by.

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<v Speaker 3>People were asking why Aaron.

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<v Speaker 2>Judge, who's the got the second most home runs in

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<v Speaker 2>baseball at the moment, and and Cal Rawley for the Mariners,

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<v Speaker 2>who was the most home runs in baseball, why they

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<v Speaker 2>weren't on the American League team for the home run

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<v Speaker 2>derby at the end? Wouldn't you put your biggest home

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<v Speaker 2>run hitters in the game, But this must win competition,

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<v Speaker 2>right of course. Well here's why scary Aaron Judge and

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<v Speaker 2>Cal Rawly started the game. They played a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>innings and they were taken out, which is traditional in

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<v Speaker 2>All Star games. By the time the game ended, they

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<v Speaker 2>left the stadium. They didn't stay for the end.

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<v Speaker 3>They were gone. Oh shit, they weren't even there.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they had private jets waiting for them, and they left.

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<v Speaker 3>They left.

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<v Speaker 2>So how can you tell me that the All Star

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<v Speaker 2>Game has meaning went half to all the people from.

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<v Speaker 3>The beginning of the game. They left, They weren't even there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's awful, gone, awful, awful.

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<v Speaker 2>So it reminds me of times that we have left

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<v Speaker 2>concerts early to get some sleep. So I felt justified

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<v Speaker 2>when we did it because we had to work in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning and it'll leave early. But you imagine major

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<v Speaker 2>League Baseball players who were picked, especially out of all

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<v Speaker 2>the baseball players, you are selected to be one of

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<v Speaker 2>the few, the proud that the special All Star players,

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<v Speaker 2>and you don't even stay till the end to see

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<v Speaker 2>who wins, and you.

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<v Speaker 3>Expect us to care who wins. Yeah, I mean, come.

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<v Speaker 2>On, that's wrong, right, it's wrong, right right, right, it's wrong, right,

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<v Speaker 2>right right. So David Wright having his number retired on Saturday, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll talk.

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<v Speaker 3>He's right. The Glyn Boys Podcast. We will be right back.

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<v Speaker 3>We've been very, very very sports heavy. We just started.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm going to talk about sports. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about problems I'm having with small children this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh do you scary Jones moment? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm yeah, I want to hear the gross Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear the gross story than the really gross

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<v Speaker 2>story or the really gross story.

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<v Speaker 3>Than the grocery I need to build up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I'm invited over my friend's house for dinner

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<v Speaker 2>this past weekend and then they're serving Italian food and

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<v Speaker 2>he has six your old son, five or six years old,

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<v Speaker 2>very cute kid. And you know, when you have Italian food,

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<v Speaker 2>you like to have grated cheese. And they put out

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<v Speaker 2>like an antipasta, which is, you know, salami and perjudo

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<v Speaker 2>and cheese, very nice platter to begin dinner. And then

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<v Speaker 2>we had the main course, the Italian food. So the

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<v Speaker 2>sun the kid's not really eating dinner at the table, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he's kind of running around and he comes over and

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<v Speaker 2>he takes a piece of salami off of the tray

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<v Speaker 2>and he takes a big bite of it. He goes yummy,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he puts it back in the tray.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, now I got to pick around and

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<v Speaker 2>only eat what's not being touched by the kids. Saliva.

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<v Speaker 2>But all right, no problem, you can get away with that. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>we're eating dinner, and you know, the Italian food comes

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<v Speaker 2>out very nice, delicious, and they bring out the grated

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<v Speaker 2>cheese and put on the table and it's got a

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<v Speaker 2>spoon in it, right, it's the original container. They put

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<v Speaker 2>a spoon in the cheese and I put a little

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<v Speaker 2>on my food and it's good. And then I everyone

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<v Speaker 2>you know, puts little cheese on their food. And the

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<v Speaker 2>kid comes over and we're talking about I going, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>does your son like the cheese?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? He loves cheese. It loves it, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So he comes over and he goes, I love cheese,

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<v Speaker 2>and he takes the spoon out of the cheese and

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<v Speaker 2>he eats the cheese on the spoon, a mouthful of cheese,

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<v Speaker 2>the spoon back in the cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw this. I saw this coming a mile away. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>his parents see that.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody at the table saw it, and and and everyone

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<v Speaker 2>was like.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, cute. I can't eat the cheese now, no way,

0:21:49.680 --> 0:21:51.960
<v Speaker 3>You're done, You're done. Wait a second.

0:21:52.280 --> 0:21:55.760
<v Speaker 2>The parents at that point didn't say, hey, let me

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<v Speaker 2>just take the spoon out.

0:21:56.720 --> 0:21:58.920
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna sorry, we're gonna do have a do over

0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:01.560
<v Speaker 3>with the cheese. Just what you gonna do? The spoon

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<v Speaker 3>went back into the cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't take the It wasn't like they put it

0:22:05.160 --> 0:22:07.320
<v Speaker 2>wasn't like they took the cheese and put it in

0:22:07.320 --> 0:22:09.840
<v Speaker 2>a container like like a like a like a serving dish.

0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:11.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like a bowl. No, I know you got the

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<v Speaker 3>whole cheese.

0:22:12.600 --> 0:22:16.480
<v Speaker 2>That that that whole like bowl of cheese is now contaminated.

0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:18.920
<v Speaker 3>No, it's not contaminated if it's my kid.

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<v Speaker 2>So I get why they didn't react because they didn't

0:22:22.480 --> 0:22:24.600
<v Speaker 2>they weren't thinking about the fact that the rest of

0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:27.200
<v Speaker 2>us at the table aren't gonna eat that cheese. Now,

0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:29.920
<v Speaker 2>they should have thought about you, guys, that's the first

0:22:29.960 --> 0:22:32.359
<v Speaker 2>person I would think of, is someone other than myself?

0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:34.440
<v Speaker 3>How selfish are his parents?

0:22:34.840 --> 0:22:36.879
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, But shouldn't they have said, like, I'm

0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:39.760
<v Speaker 2>really sorry, Yeah, I'm really sorry, Like if you don't

0:22:39.760 --> 0:22:41.480
<v Speaker 2>want to eat the cheese to totally get it, yes,

0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:43.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, he and and he goes, you know, I'm

0:22:43.680 --> 0:22:45.320
<v Speaker 2>not gonna mention the kid's name. But it's just like

0:22:45.440 --> 0:22:47.720
<v Speaker 2>call a mikey. Shouldn't they have said, like, Mike, you

0:22:47.760 --> 0:22:49.320
<v Speaker 2>don't do that, you know, I think.

0:22:49.160 --> 0:22:52.119
<v Speaker 3>You should dox him right here on the podcast. No, No,

0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:52.919
<v Speaker 3>I'm kidding.

0:22:53.240 --> 0:22:55.320
<v Speaker 2>No, I want to be invited back to dinner. But

0:22:55.400 --> 0:22:57.719
<v Speaker 2>I you know, I mean ISLAMI thing was one thing

0:22:57.720 --> 0:22:59.520
<v Speaker 2>because you could just don't eat the salami that's under

0:22:59.520 --> 0:22:59.800
<v Speaker 2>the sea.

0:23:00.080 --> 0:23:02.640
<v Speaker 3>But now it's cheese and it's everywhere. It's great grated cheese,

0:23:02.720 --> 0:23:04.880
<v Speaker 3>right yea, yeah, grated cheese. There's nothing.

0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:07.160
<v Speaker 2>So I'm right, well, there's no way in hell even

0:23:07.200 --> 0:23:08.800
<v Speaker 2>if they switched the spoon, you can't go back.

0:23:08.840 --> 0:23:12.399
<v Speaker 3>That's it. It's over now. If you went, if you went.

0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:15.199
<v Speaker 2>Back to their house in a month and you had

0:23:15.240 --> 0:23:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Italian food again and another cheese container came out, how

0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:22.360
<v Speaker 2>long before you're convinced it's no longer the same cheese container?

0:23:22.880 --> 0:23:27.280
<v Speaker 3>Six months? Nah, you could go two three months.

0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:32.480
<v Speaker 2>But I'm gonna be questioning everything that's been put in

0:23:32.560 --> 0:23:34.960
<v Speaker 2>front of me because I'm like, wait a second, how

0:23:34.960 --> 0:23:36.919
<v Speaker 2>do I know this kid didn't you know, dip his

0:23:36.920 --> 0:23:38.440
<v Speaker 2>fingers in the sauce, you.

0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:41.879
<v Speaker 3>Know, or whatever? It was, you know, prior to me

0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:43.040
<v Speaker 3>getting there or something. I don't know.

0:23:43.080 --> 0:23:46.679
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it sounds like they're very relaxed in the

0:23:46.800 --> 0:23:49.760
<v Speaker 2>in the house, with the way that they eat theirs,

0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:52.680
<v Speaker 2>not this. How about six months later, you're convinced it's

0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:55.240
<v Speaker 2>a new cheese, but you don't know for a fact

0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:58.160
<v Speaker 2>whether that kid ate with a spoon out of that cheese. Also,

0:23:58.480 --> 0:24:00.879
<v Speaker 2>maybe that's a thing he does all the time. In fact,

0:24:01.160 --> 0:24:03.280
<v Speaker 2>maybe he had eaten out of the container before I

0:24:03.280 --> 0:24:05.520
<v Speaker 2>ever put my cheese on my food, and I didn't

0:24:05.560 --> 0:24:07.159
<v Speaker 2>see it because it happened that last night or the

0:24:07.240 --> 0:24:07.720
<v Speaker 2>day before.

0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:09.399
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't a fresh open cheese.

0:24:09.440 --> 0:24:13.280
<v Speaker 2>It was like an eighty percent cheese that could have eaten.

0:24:13.400 --> 0:24:18.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. See, I can't never eat cheese at that house again.

0:24:20.600 --> 0:24:24.320
<v Speaker 3>Now you're pretty much screwed. You can't. Yeah, no, I.

0:24:24.240 --> 0:24:25.639
<v Speaker 2>Don't have to bring my own cheese. If I they

0:24:25.680 --> 0:24:27.199
<v Speaker 2>invite me over, I'll bring my own cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, definitely.

0:24:30.560 --> 0:24:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So here's here's my next child problem. Oh you're oh,

0:24:36.640 --> 0:24:38.679
<v Speaker 2>this is a litany of problems. This is like a

0:24:38.840 --> 0:24:42.800
<v Speaker 2>rolling list. I told, Okay, what's the second one?

0:24:42.960 --> 0:24:43.240
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:24:43.240 --> 0:24:45.840
<v Speaker 2>No, because okay, because this is the first for you, David, Bro,

0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:48.600
<v Speaker 2>you usually defend the kids and rip love case. You

0:24:48.720 --> 0:24:51.959
<v Speaker 2>rip me love kids because I had no tolerance for kids.

0:24:52.760 --> 0:24:56.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I love kids. Okay. So this weekend at the

0:24:56.840 --> 0:25:00.920
<v Speaker 3>community pool in my where I live, or smell feces.

0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:06.000
<v Speaker 3>You want to tell the story, Oh, that is that

0:25:06.040 --> 0:25:09.080
<v Speaker 3>what happened? I had no idea, Bro.

0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, okay, But when I think, when I hear

0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:12.639
<v Speaker 2>the words listen, listen to me.

0:25:13.040 --> 0:25:15.080
<v Speaker 3>This is my brain. My brain tells me this.

0:25:15.359 --> 0:25:19.119
<v Speaker 2>I hear the words community pool, I'm like, shit, pitt.

0:25:19.280 --> 0:25:22.440
<v Speaker 3>That that's what was going through out of my head. Okay.

0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:26.200
<v Speaker 2>So normally when I swim, I swim later in the

0:25:26.280 --> 0:25:29.320
<v Speaker 2>day when it's empty. Everybody's on their way to dinner.

0:25:29.359 --> 0:25:32.200
<v Speaker 2>I go at dinner time. You know, no one's around,

0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:35.040
<v Speaker 2>nobody's home. I go, and I go, I go swimming.

0:25:35.280 --> 0:25:38.679
<v Speaker 2>Usually it's like one person in the pool. Well, somebody

0:25:38.720 --> 0:25:41.520
<v Speaker 2>must have invited their family over to use.

0:25:41.480 --> 0:25:42.440
<v Speaker 3>The community pool.

0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:45.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh, because there was a young couple with a with

0:25:45.760 --> 0:25:49.880
<v Speaker 2>a with a baby girl in the pool and I've

0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:50.919
<v Speaker 2>never seen them before.

0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:52.440
<v Speaker 3>They must not live there.

0:25:52.760 --> 0:25:55.000
<v Speaker 2>I think there were guesses an older couple that was there,

0:25:56.119 --> 0:25:58.400
<v Speaker 2>and I like to hang out in the deep end

0:25:58.640 --> 0:25:59.440
<v Speaker 2>by the ladder.

0:26:00.040 --> 0:26:01.600
<v Speaker 3>I go in with the ladder, I hang on the

0:26:01.640 --> 0:26:03.199
<v Speaker 3>deep end. All the kids are over the other end

0:26:03.200 --> 0:26:04.119
<v Speaker 3>of the pool by the staff.

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:06.399
<v Speaker 2>The ladder pretty much guarantees that you're not gonna have

0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:09.320
<v Speaker 2>any kids around you. I agree with that. Yeah, I'm

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:12.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm in the deep end. Well, the kids got floaties on.

0:26:13.240 --> 0:26:16.000
<v Speaker 2>So Dad thinks it's a good idea to like swim

0:26:16.040 --> 0:26:18.240
<v Speaker 2>with heart to the deep end and teacher how to

0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:21.359
<v Speaker 2>climb up the ladder. So I'm like, uh, this is

0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:23.560
<v Speaker 2>my area. What are you doing over here? So the

0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:26.320
<v Speaker 2>kids like dang, I am to dang. I know, you know, Okay,

0:26:26.560 --> 0:26:30.000
<v Speaker 2>go up the ladder. Okay, jump, go up the ladder. Jump.

0:26:30.119 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, okay, can I please?

0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:34.359
<v Speaker 2>Because what I do is I set up a table

0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:36.720
<v Speaker 2>near the ladder, and I have my phone playing music,

0:26:36.760 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 2>so it's my own world. So I'm like, fuck, my

0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:41.760
<v Speaker 2>phone is playing like hard rock music and this kid

0:26:41.800 --> 0:26:42.760
<v Speaker 2>is jumping off the ladder.

0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:43.879
<v Speaker 3>The kid's like, I don't know, a year and a

0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:47.280
<v Speaker 3>half old, you sounded like me every day, Brody.

0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Nope, nope, nope, no, whatever I have to do for

0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:53.920
<v Speaker 2>that not to happen anyway. Anyway, the kid goes back

0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:56.719
<v Speaker 2>to the shallow end, and when the kid climbed up

0:26:56.720 --> 0:26:57.240
<v Speaker 2>the ladder.

0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:01.680
<v Speaker 3>As a parent, I always do the swimmy's check. You

0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:02.639
<v Speaker 3>know what a swimmy is.

0:27:03.440 --> 0:27:09.120
<v Speaker 2>Swimmy is the two arms with the floatable things. I'm

0:27:09.160 --> 0:27:10.439
<v Speaker 2>referring to the swim diaper.

0:27:10.560 --> 0:27:12.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh, the swim diaper. Okay, gotcha.

0:27:12.840 --> 0:27:16.639
<v Speaker 2>Okay, these are the ones that like they're water a

0:27:16.680 --> 0:27:21.040
<v Speaker 2>legedly waterproof and absorbent inside. And uh they they tightly

0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:24.040
<v Speaker 2>like elastic band around your legs to keep in whatever

0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:26.840
<v Speaker 2>may come out when you're in the pool. Oh. In fact,

0:27:26.880 --> 0:27:29.399
<v Speaker 2>you might go to pool sometimes where they say children

0:27:29.480 --> 0:27:30.800
<v Speaker 2>must be wearing swim diapers.

0:27:31.119 --> 0:27:32.480
<v Speaker 3>Right, you can't just regular diapers?

0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Is there? Does the water from the pool get into

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:36.639
<v Speaker 2>the diaper at that point?

0:27:36.920 --> 0:27:38.800
<v Speaker 3>No? No, it's designed.

0:27:38.880 --> 0:27:40.159
<v Speaker 2>I mean, does a little get in I don't know,

0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:43.000
<v Speaker 2>but it's designed not to let water in or urine out.

0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:45.760
<v Speaker 3>Whatever. Oh oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:46.200
<v Speaker 3>they made that.

0:27:47.400 --> 0:27:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well again, you don't have kids, so I see

0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:53.000
<v Speaker 2>that the kid have. I'm like, okay, swimmy check done.

0:27:53.080 --> 0:27:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Kids in sweat bets, no problem. The kid goes back

0:27:55.840 --> 0:27:57.560
<v Speaker 2>to the into the pool, and I look, and I

0:27:57.600 --> 0:27:59.879
<v Speaker 2>got like twenty minutes left before the pool closes. I'm

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Jollian life. I'm in the deep end, and all of

0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:07.560
<v Speaker 2>a sudden, I smell the most awful thing, awful, awful,

0:28:07.680 --> 0:28:11.639
<v Speaker 2>awful off and I look and the guy is changing

0:28:11.640 --> 0:28:14.879
<v Speaker 2>his daughter's diaper on one of the lounge chairs. Whoa,

0:28:16.440 --> 0:28:27.359
<v Speaker 2>and it's complete it's complete diarrhea. And I'm gonna get

0:28:27.400 --> 0:28:29.680
<v Speaker 2>gross here. It drips on the guy's leg as he's

0:28:29.720 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 2>changing it. Now look now, listen, I'm at pool level.

0:28:33.640 --> 0:28:35.800
<v Speaker 2>My head is above the pool level by a little bit.

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:38.360
<v Speaker 2>So I'm looking at his legs. Right his legs. I

0:28:38.360 --> 0:28:41.880
<v Speaker 2>can see under the lounge he got a little drippage.

0:28:42.120 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 3>So I'm like, oh my god.

0:28:44.480 --> 0:28:47.480
<v Speaker 2>So he lifts the kid up to wipe the kid down,

0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:49.640
<v Speaker 2>and he's wiping the kid down and it's it's just

0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:52.640
<v Speaker 2>a mess, and it's just wafting. It's just wafting, and

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:56.040
<v Speaker 2>it's like ninety degrees on its ship and it's like, pooh,

0:28:56.120 --> 0:28:58.840
<v Speaker 2>it's ship, baby, baby, it's horrible.

0:29:01.480 --> 0:29:04.440
<v Speaker 3>Freeze it for us. That's free shit for David Brodie,

0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:05.120
<v Speaker 3>ladies and gentlemen.

0:29:06.320 --> 0:29:10.640
<v Speaker 2>Free for us, David Brodie, what what do you owe

0:29:10.680 --> 0:29:15.160
<v Speaker 2>this honor? So then I start thinking, Okay, it must

0:29:15.200 --> 0:29:16.440
<v Speaker 2>have happened in the shallow end.

0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:19.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm assuming. I'm assuming the swimmy's.

0:29:19.200 --> 0:29:22.719
<v Speaker 2>Held okay, but I don't know for a fact they

0:29:22.840 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 2>held completely. So now I'm done, I'm out of the pool.

0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:29.120
<v Speaker 2>I get out of the pool. He cleans the kid up,

0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:31.800
<v Speaker 2>puts on new diapers. Great, listen, I'm not blaming the guy.

0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:33.719
<v Speaker 2>There's nothing you can do this thing. You know, these

0:29:33.760 --> 0:29:37.720
<v Speaker 2>things happen nasty. But now I'm like, I get I

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.160
<v Speaker 2>put my shoes on, my socks, I dry off, whatever,

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:42.880
<v Speaker 2>and I walk down. As I'm leaving, the exit is

0:29:42.920 --> 0:29:45.640
<v Speaker 2>by the shallow end, so I'm looking in the shallow

0:29:45.800 --> 0:29:48.760
<v Speaker 2>end to see if there's any remnants of anything, to

0:29:48.880 --> 0:29:51.040
<v Speaker 2>see if anything, Like nobody else is getting out. There's

0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:53.880
<v Speaker 2>other like two other families with kids. Nobody's moving, so

0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:57.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming nothing happened. But but poop baby is like

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:03.640
<v Speaker 2>he left the poop diaper on the ground. No, no,

0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:06.240
<v Speaker 2>he didn't leave, but it's still on the ground because

0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:08.480
<v Speaker 2>he's still dressing the kid back up as I'm leaving.

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:11.160
<v Speaker 3>So I'm saying, for.

0:30:11.240 --> 0:30:16.120
<v Speaker 2>A split second there I did understand Scary Jones's aversion

0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Thank You to Small Children, than I did understand it.

0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:23.080
<v Speaker 3>Poop Baby was too much for even me, because even.

0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:25.280
<v Speaker 2>Though it's a big pool, if one drop of poo

0:30:25.360 --> 0:30:27.400
<v Speaker 2>poop comes out in the pool, the whole pole's bad.

0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:29.719
<v Speaker 3>The whole pole is ruined, ruined.

0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:35.960
<v Speaker 2>I tell you, your last story reminded me of that

0:30:36.960 --> 0:30:40.800
<v Speaker 2>ill fated day in August poop your pants a few

0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:43.520
<v Speaker 2>years ago when I was at an ac and it

0:30:43.600 --> 0:30:45.080
<v Speaker 2>was the hottest day of the year, and we were

0:30:45.120 --> 0:30:47.640
<v Speaker 2>all in the pool at the Golden Nugget and then

0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:50.280
<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, a brown nugget, a brown nugget

0:30:50.360 --> 0:30:54.200
<v Speaker 2>came floating by the pool, and they had to shock

0:30:54.280 --> 0:30:55.920
<v Speaker 2>the pool and do what you gotta do, put the

0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 2>chemicals in.

0:30:56.800 --> 0:30:58.239
<v Speaker 3>We didn't go to the pool the rest of the day.

0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:00.480
<v Speaker 2>We weren't allowed, and it was frankly at that point

0:31:00.520 --> 0:31:02.720
<v Speaker 2>we just kind of lost our mojo to go in

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:03.120
<v Speaker 2>the pool.

0:31:03.160 --> 0:31:08.680
<v Speaker 3>But what do you how does that? How does that happen?

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:12.280
<v Speaker 2>You think somebody does a leg lift and like releases

0:31:12.360 --> 0:31:14.240
<v Speaker 2>the kracking and then like acts like.

0:31:15.080 --> 0:31:18.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how it happens. It's weird man.

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:22.760
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, but what do you do if if you

0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:26.080
<v Speaker 2>release the cracking in your bathing suit and it's a

0:31:26.160 --> 0:31:30.560
<v Speaker 2>solid object? Come on, man, how do you get how

0:31:30.600 --> 0:31:32.360
<v Speaker 2>do you get out of the pool? Because if you

0:31:32.360 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 2>get out of the pool, it's gonna fall on the ground.

0:31:34.960 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 2>And if you if you you have to let it

0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:39.200
<v Speaker 2>out in the pool, right, Maybe no way to keep

0:31:39.240 --> 0:31:42.040
<v Speaker 2>it well, it has like it probably has come out

0:31:42.040 --> 0:31:44.040
<v Speaker 2>of a kid. At that point, they probably figured like

0:31:44.400 --> 0:31:46.800
<v Speaker 2>he no, no, no no, Maybe they didn't feel that.

0:31:46.920 --> 0:31:49.560
<v Speaker 2>Maybe just kind of slid right out. Could you balance

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 2>it in the bayanus area of your bathing suit If

0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 2>you have a bathing suit that has like that internal netting,

0:31:58.360 --> 0:31:59.320
<v Speaker 2>maybe it catches it.

0:32:00.320 --> 0:32:03.720
<v Speaker 3>All right, it's your story, Scary. I'm just answering. No, no, no,

0:32:03.920 --> 0:32:04.240
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:32:04.560 --> 0:32:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I was just I don't want to dwell on it.

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:09.280
<v Speaker 2>I just want to reminisce for a minute. You realize

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:11.200
<v Speaker 2>the golden nugget. Either the pool is going to be

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 2>like golden or have a nugget like two options.

0:32:14.680 --> 0:32:17.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm not good, I got a nugget. Okay. I'm a

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:18.120
<v Speaker 3>question for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Based on the track record, Scary, you have said that

0:32:22.280 --> 0:32:24.160
<v Speaker 2>if you're in a pool and a hot girl piece,

0:32:24.400 --> 0:32:28.080
<v Speaker 2>it's fine. This hot girl pee is fine, yep. But

0:32:28.200 --> 0:32:31.800
<v Speaker 2>if it's an ugly girl, you're out disgusting. What if

0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:35.600
<v Speaker 2>it's hot girl poop? No, I'm out, I'm out. What

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:37.000
<v Speaker 2>if it's very hot girl poop? No?

0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:39.400
<v Speaker 3>Stop it, stop it? No, no, come on, man, I

0:32:39.400 --> 0:32:41.360
<v Speaker 3>don't want to I don't want to talk about this stuff.

0:32:41.440 --> 0:32:44.640
<v Speaker 3>This is nasty. Well I did say this though.

0:32:44.760 --> 0:32:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Remember, Yeah, there's a difference between being in the pool

0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 2>with someone who peas.

0:32:51.600 --> 0:32:55.040
<v Speaker 3>Versus them being outside the pool and then peeing into

0:32:55.160 --> 0:32:58.280
<v Speaker 3>the pool. Yeah, if you see it, it's worse, but

0:32:58.360 --> 0:33:00.520
<v Speaker 3>it's the same thing. If you think of it, you're

0:33:00.560 --> 0:33:01.640
<v Speaker 3>getting the same liquid.

0:33:02.160 --> 0:33:05.800
<v Speaker 2>If someone's standing over the pool peeing into it, you're like, ah,

0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:08.440
<v Speaker 2>But if someone's peeing in the.

0:33:08.440 --> 0:33:11.520
<v Speaker 3>Pool and while they're in the pool, is it as bad?

0:33:11.600 --> 0:33:14.120
<v Speaker 3>It's not as bad, right, or maybe it is. I

0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:17.760
<v Speaker 3>don't know. It's okay. It's like you go to a restaurant.

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:19.520
<v Speaker 3>You know they're handling the food with their hands.

0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:21.440
<v Speaker 2>You know that their bare hands are touching your food,

0:33:21.880 --> 0:33:23.720
<v Speaker 2>but you don't see it, right, right, But if they

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:25.720
<v Speaker 2>come to your table and they're like making the guak

0:33:25.760 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 2>at your table and they're using their bare hands to

0:33:27.480 --> 0:33:29.400
<v Speaker 2>like massage and mix up the guaka.

0:33:29.440 --> 0:33:34.720
<v Speaker 3>I'd be like, rah, yeah, same thing, same thing with vermin, rats, mice.

0:33:34.880 --> 0:33:37.840
<v Speaker 2>You know that if you're eating in a boiling basement

0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:42.000
<v Speaker 2>of Manhattan in the Lower East Side in the middle

0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:46.080
<v Speaker 2>of July, you know that you know the the the

0:33:46.720 --> 0:33:49.840
<v Speaker 2>the rodents rule the roost, and that there's water bugs

0:33:49.920 --> 0:33:53.360
<v Speaker 2>and mice and disgusting this and who knows if it

0:33:53.440 --> 0:33:55.880
<v Speaker 2>reached the food or not, but you're assuming the best

0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:57.400
<v Speaker 2>out of sight, out of mind.

0:33:58.240 --> 0:33:59.600
<v Speaker 3>Is this what you were thinking when you were at

0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:02.640
<v Speaker 3>Tuxedo China? Whoever? That place was, Tiny's Tuxedo?

0:34:03.440 --> 0:34:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, do you remember the bit that I used to

0:34:05.600 --> 0:34:08.359
<v Speaker 2>have Elvis do on the Morning Show where I would

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:13.040
<v Speaker 2>look up on the Board of Health website restaurants that

0:34:13.160 --> 0:34:14.160
<v Speaker 2>failed their inspections.

0:34:14.280 --> 0:34:15.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes, of course that was classic.

0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:18.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I would have him read what they were

0:34:18.840 --> 0:34:22.880
<v Speaker 2>fined for. Maybe we should do that again, pull up

0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:24.439
<v Speaker 2>the I'll try to find that page again.

0:34:24.480 --> 0:34:26.520
<v Speaker 3>It's been a long time. And it was like this

0:34:27.280 --> 0:34:30.000
<v Speaker 3>didn't wash hands, vermin, fecal matter.

0:34:30.400 --> 0:34:32.640
<v Speaker 2>It was like a whole list of stuff and you're like,

0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:36.239
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, like eighty seven violations in the past

0:34:36.280 --> 0:34:39.880
<v Speaker 2>six months. So speaking of eighty five violations and dirty diners,

0:34:41.360 --> 0:34:44.480
<v Speaker 2>my cousin carmined this guy is a relic.

0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:46.319
<v Speaker 3>He he.

0:34:48.680 --> 0:34:51.839
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how he gets by from day to day.

0:34:52.560 --> 0:34:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Member's only jacket, can't cook for somelf.

0:34:54.960 --> 0:34:58.799
<v Speaker 3>I love him to death. He's my favorite. He's funny

0:34:58.840 --> 0:34:59.359
<v Speaker 3>as hell. Man.

0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:02.600
<v Speaker 2>He would be he would make a great third third

0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:04.960
<v Speaker 2>voice on this podcast. He's I would have him on

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 2>instead of you in a minute a mile a minute. Yeah, thanks.

0:35:09.560 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 2>So he also he also has the opposite schedule as us.

0:35:14.719 --> 0:35:19.040
<v Speaker 2>He is awake during the nighttime and sleepy. He works

0:35:19.080 --> 0:35:21.800
<v Speaker 2>all the time. That would be the opposite of me. Okay,

0:35:22.360 --> 0:35:25.480
<v Speaker 2>but over he's he wakes. His day starts at like

0:35:25.600 --> 0:35:31.640
<v Speaker 2>three pm and it ends at six am. So the

0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 2>poor guy does not.

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:36.000
<v Speaker 3>Have a microwave. I mean, he's got a house, but

0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:38.120
<v Speaker 3>he doesn't use it. He doesn't know, he doesn't use

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:40.360
<v Speaker 3>the stoven't he doesn't use the stove.

0:35:40.840 --> 0:35:44.759
<v Speaker 2>He has no microwave, and he likes to go to

0:35:44.840 --> 0:35:47.719
<v Speaker 2>buy some food during the day for his quote dinner

0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:48.680
<v Speaker 2>at two am.

0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:51.879
<v Speaker 3>He eats dinner at two am, so he goes.

0:35:52.000 --> 0:35:56.160
<v Speaker 2>He goes to get some food, like pre made food, right,

0:35:56.640 --> 0:35:58.360
<v Speaker 2>and they put it, puts it in the refrigerator, and

0:35:58.400 --> 0:36:01.759
<v Speaker 2>then when it's time to eat, he ticks it out

0:36:01.760 --> 0:36:03.560
<v Speaker 2>of the fridge, puts it in the oven.

0:36:03.360 --> 0:36:04.960
<v Speaker 3>To heat it up. That's his routine.

0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:10.480
<v Speaker 2>That's coffee well a few weeks ago. I don't know

0:36:10.520 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 2>what possessed him to do what he did, but he

0:36:13.760 --> 0:36:15.640
<v Speaker 2>he takes the food out of the fridge, puts it

0:36:15.760 --> 0:36:19.760
<v Speaker 2>in the in the in the oven to heat it up. Okay,

0:36:20.080 --> 0:36:23.920
<v Speaker 2>the oven is broken. He's freaking out. My oven is broken.

0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:26.400
<v Speaker 2>I can't heat up my food. Doesn't know how to

0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:28.439
<v Speaker 2>put it on the stove or warm things up that way,

0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:30.000
<v Speaker 2>God forbid he should.

0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:32.560
<v Speaker 3>He just doesn't. Doesn't is that?

0:36:32.640 --> 0:36:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Does parents not teach him how to do that? I

0:36:35.239 --> 0:36:36.879
<v Speaker 2>would tell him to google it, but he probably doesn't

0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:38.719
<v Speaker 2>have a cell phone or the internet. He has pots

0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:42.080
<v Speaker 2>and pants, does not compute, does not doesn't understand what

0:36:42.520 --> 0:36:43.560
<v Speaker 2>so what does he do?

0:36:44.080 --> 0:36:48.280
<v Speaker 3>He wants to do some takeout? Bro? Does he eats

0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:50.160
<v Speaker 3>on his phone or any app?

0:36:50.480 --> 0:36:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, the guy doesn't have a microwave, he doesn't have

0:36:52.480 --> 0:36:56.120
<v Speaker 2>uber eats. Come on, he stills a clamshell phone, one

0:36:56.160 --> 0:36:58.160
<v Speaker 2>of those old school phones. It doesn't it's not even

0:36:58.280 --> 0:37:01.319
<v Speaker 2>like a regular phone, like at least he's not using

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:01.840
<v Speaker 2>a rotary.

0:37:02.120 --> 0:37:06.800
<v Speaker 3>Right, Well, the guy does not have ubre eeds. He doesn't.

0:37:07.040 --> 0:37:09.880
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't believe in it. He doesn't established by the

0:37:09.920 --> 0:37:12.239
<v Speaker 2>fact he does not use the stove. But okay, yeah,

0:37:12.520 --> 0:37:16.760
<v Speaker 2>so what does he do at two o'clock in the morning.

0:37:17.239 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 2>He goes online looking for which diners may be open

0:37:20.800 --> 0:37:23.839
<v Speaker 2>so he can have dinner. Oh, he went online. That's

0:37:23.880 --> 0:37:25.800
<v Speaker 2>something I give him credit for that. Where do you

0:37:25.840 --> 0:37:28.279
<v Speaker 2>think what's open at two in the morning in the

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:29.560
<v Speaker 2>area where he lives in Brooklyn?

0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:30.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:36.279
<v Speaker 2>Something ten minutes away in Coney Island. Okay, got a

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:40.120
<v Speaker 2>nail fail, right, because I mean, Coney Island's great, the

0:37:40.160 --> 0:37:44.719
<v Speaker 2>home of the cyclones or whatever in the daytime at

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:50.320
<v Speaker 2>two o'clock in the morning, would you be traveling through there? No,

0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 2>But we all know that, and he knows that he's

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:57.360
<v Speaker 2>a smart guy. So he he finds the one place

0:37:57.440 --> 0:38:01.120
<v Speaker 2>that's open, orders a bunch of food from it, and

0:38:01.280 --> 0:38:03.359
<v Speaker 2>then they don't have a delivery, so he goes, I'll

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:05.719
<v Speaker 2>come pick it up. So so it so he said

0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:07.880
<v Speaker 2>are we reading about twenty minutes? So he gets in

0:38:07.960 --> 0:38:11.120
<v Speaker 2>his car to go pick up the food. Okay, what

0:38:11.239 --> 0:38:13.120
<v Speaker 2>do you think he sees brody when he when he

0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:18.279
<v Speaker 2>gets there opens up the door of the diner. A rat,

0:38:20.560 --> 0:38:24.440
<v Speaker 2>four menacing looking guys, and a bunch of prostitutes hang

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:24.719
<v Speaker 2>it out.

0:38:25.520 --> 0:38:28.880
<v Speaker 3>And it was that old, that old. Maybe maybe they

0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:30.920
<v Speaker 3>were going to a Halloween party, right, yeah, it was that.

0:38:31.320 --> 0:38:33.800
<v Speaker 2>It was that saloon scene where the record is playing

0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:37.120
<v Speaker 2>and then the double doors open up and this random,

0:38:37.360 --> 0:38:41.839
<v Speaker 2>pale white guy with gold chains from the eighties comes

0:38:41.920 --> 0:38:46.480
<v Speaker 2>in and the record scratches, and everybody.

0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:49.120
<v Speaker 3>Looks at him, like, what the fuck are you doing here? Buddy?

0:38:49.880 --> 0:38:51.719
<v Speaker 3>You made you made a wrong turn somewhere. Son.

0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:53.839
<v Speaker 2>He goes to pick up his food and he goes

0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 2>in and then he gets it. He comes back out

0:38:57.080 --> 0:38:59.400
<v Speaker 2>and then finds out he locked himself out.

0:38:59.239 --> 0:38:59.680
<v Speaker 3>Of his house.

0:39:01.600 --> 0:39:05.000
<v Speaker 2>We goes home with the food locked and the house

0:39:05.200 --> 0:39:08.680
<v Speaker 2>is locked. He his he forgot his keys. Now you

0:39:08.719 --> 0:39:10.799
<v Speaker 2>would think, how did this door lock?

0:39:11.560 --> 0:39:14.680
<v Speaker 3>No, he he must have.

0:39:15.239 --> 0:39:17.400
<v Speaker 2>He left the keys in the house and then he

0:39:17.840 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 2>and did not lie. It's one of those doors that

0:39:19.719 --> 0:39:22.800
<v Speaker 2>locked from the inside. When you when you when you

0:39:22.920 --> 0:39:26.080
<v Speaker 2>pull the door closed. But he but here's the thing,

0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:29.759
<v Speaker 2>his key, right, He's got a ring. No listen, his

0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:31.839
<v Speaker 2>key ring has his keys on it for his car,

0:39:32.360 --> 0:39:36.440
<v Speaker 2>so anyone else, it's combined, right, like your house keys

0:39:36.520 --> 0:39:39.520
<v Speaker 2>and your car keys are on the same ring. Yes, way,

0:39:39.680 --> 0:39:41.280
<v Speaker 2>if you if you go into your car, you always

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:42.759
<v Speaker 2>have your house keys. If you have your house key,

0:39:43.160 --> 0:39:46.200
<v Speaker 2>he's got separate rings. So he forgot his house key rings.

0:39:46.680 --> 0:39:50.319
<v Speaker 2>Ring in his house, gets into his car the door.

0:39:50.400 --> 0:39:52.320
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't realize until he gets back home that he

0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:55.040
<v Speaker 2>doesn't have his house keys, so he slips in his

0:39:55.160 --> 0:39:59.600
<v Speaker 2>car overnight at Holy with the food, Brody with the food.

0:40:00.719 --> 0:40:03.239
<v Speaker 2>And this happened to have been a few weeks back

0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:07.680
<v Speaker 2>when day remember that one hundred degree day we had

0:40:07.719 --> 0:40:10.279
<v Speaker 2>here in the Northeast. It was that night he was

0:40:10.600 --> 0:40:15.759
<v Speaker 2>woke up boiling with like drenched in sweat. Why didn't

0:40:15.800 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 2>he go back to the restaurant, maybe spend the night

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:19.359
<v Speaker 2>with the prostitute. Probably she had her house keys.

0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:24.400
<v Speaker 3>Poor guy. But I want to do something for him.

0:40:24.520 --> 0:40:26.600
<v Speaker 3>What can I do for a hold up?

0:40:27.040 --> 0:40:30.200
<v Speaker 2>Get him hire a locksmith for him, or get a

0:40:30.280 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 2>lock that doesn't automatically locked. But I want to have

0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:34.719
<v Speaker 2>him or have a hide a key installed on his

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:37.279
<v Speaker 2>car so that he can reach up onder the fender

0:40:37.320 --> 0:40:39.160
<v Speaker 2>and get his house key if he has to, like

0:40:39.200 --> 0:40:42.560
<v Speaker 2>a box or something, because that's what you should get him.

0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:44.640
<v Speaker 2>But more importantly, if you know you have a door

0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:48.000
<v Speaker 2>that automatically locks, then how do you leave your house

0:40:48.040 --> 0:40:51.880
<v Speaker 2>without your key? How is your key not like hanging

0:40:51.960 --> 0:40:54.319
<v Speaker 2>on a hook right by the door. And why isn't

0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:56.520
<v Speaker 2>it on your car key chain? And why isn't there

0:40:56.520 --> 0:40:59.200
<v Speaker 2>a house keys no car in your in the trunk

0:40:59.239 --> 0:41:02.320
<v Speaker 2>of your car? Questioning so many questions, But but I

0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:05.319
<v Speaker 2>just wanted to do simple things for him. I teach him,

0:41:05.640 --> 0:41:08.960
<v Speaker 2>like first of all, upgrade his phone and then download

0:41:09.120 --> 0:41:12.120
<v Speaker 2>like some some food apps, and you have show.

0:41:12.000 --> 0:41:14.800
<v Speaker 3>Him show him how to like order food online that

0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:15.719
<v Speaker 3>comes to your door.

0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Now, look a number of years ago, probably four years ago,

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:22.319
<v Speaker 2>maybe I told you about the time I got locked

0:41:22.360 --> 0:41:24.920
<v Speaker 2>out of my house. But if I remember correctly, the

0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:27.799
<v Speaker 2>power the garage door wouldn't open. That's how I normally

0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:30.279
<v Speaker 2>would have gotten in, right, So the fact that my

0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:32.600
<v Speaker 2>door was locked and then my keys on me, it

0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:34.800
<v Speaker 2>was I just got out. I don't remember why I

0:41:34.880 --> 0:41:36.759
<v Speaker 2>was outside, but I'd walked out for a second and

0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:40.440
<v Speaker 2>closed the door. Some bugs wouldn't get in, but I

0:41:40.520 --> 0:41:43.640
<v Speaker 2>had garage doors that would open through. No fault of

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:46.160
<v Speaker 2>mine was I locked out of the house, but this

0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:52.440
<v Speaker 2>situation Yeah, uh anyway, insanity. Yeah, Hormine is a comedy

0:41:52.480 --> 0:41:54.920
<v Speaker 2>of errors. He's a relic, but I love him though.

0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:55.640
<v Speaker 2>I love your call.

0:41:55.760 --> 0:41:58.560
<v Speaker 3>If you're listening, he's not listening. He would he would

0:41:58.600 --> 0:42:00.560
<v Speaker 3>know how to access to this podcast. You can't put

0:42:00.760 --> 0:42:01.200
<v Speaker 3>You can't.

0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Put an app on a flip phone podcast uncle listening?

0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit. Hey, I was out with my friend paper

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:15.560
<v Speaker 2>Menu the other day. We went for pizza and he

0:42:15.680 --> 0:42:18.480
<v Speaker 2>was telling me about a problem he has with his neighbor. Now,

0:42:18.520 --> 0:42:21.680
<v Speaker 2>anyone who lives on a street with houses, or even

0:42:21.680 --> 0:42:24.719
<v Speaker 2>if you live in an apartment building, this could be appropriate. Hey,

0:42:24.800 --> 0:42:27.520
<v Speaker 2>scary if you if you're in the lobby and you

0:42:27.680 --> 0:42:29.600
<v Speaker 2>see somebody in the lobby that lives in your building

0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:32.120
<v Speaker 2>and you know them relatively, you see them leaving the

0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 2>building and they make eye contact with you, they should

0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:36.520
<v Speaker 2>wave right like.

0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:39.239
<v Speaker 3>Hey, course, at least a head nod. We do the

0:42:39.239 --> 0:42:40.760
<v Speaker 3>Brooklyn head nod like soup.

0:42:41.800 --> 0:42:46.920
<v Speaker 2>So so, Paper Menu has a neighbor who, he said,

0:42:47.000 --> 0:42:51.880
<v Speaker 2>tell me the story that, Uh, the husband very friendly,

0:42:51.920 --> 0:42:55.359
<v Speaker 2>always waves, but the wife if he's outside, like mowing

0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:57.879
<v Speaker 2>the lawn or whatever. If the wife will come home

0:42:58.040 --> 0:43:00.360
<v Speaker 2>and pull up in her car, she'll get out of

0:43:00.400 --> 0:43:03.440
<v Speaker 2>the car, look over in his direction and not give

0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:05.400
<v Speaker 2>him the wave. Or if she's coming out of the

0:43:05.440 --> 0:43:07.959
<v Speaker 2>house to go to her car, she doesn't give.

0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:08.359
<v Speaker 3>Him the wave.

0:43:08.640 --> 0:43:11.319
<v Speaker 2>He'll wave to her, and if he waves to her,

0:43:11.480 --> 0:43:14.399
<v Speaker 2>she might wave back, but if she sees him first,

0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:16.440
<v Speaker 2>she won't do the wave. And I feel like, you

0:43:16.480 --> 0:43:19.320
<v Speaker 2>got to do the neighbor wave. Yeah, he's bothered by this.

0:43:19.719 --> 0:43:20.040
<v Speaker 3>He said.

0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:23.080
<v Speaker 2>She's very friendly, he likes her, there's no problem, but

0:43:23.200 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't do the wave. It's like when you let

0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:27.160
<v Speaker 2>someone cross the street in front of you. Yeah, right,

0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:28.839
<v Speaker 2>you're driving, You're like, oh, and you get your wave

0:43:28.920 --> 0:43:32.200
<v Speaker 2>him on if they don't wave back, like does they all?

0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:35.800
<v Speaker 3>He thanks? You got to give the wave back? No,

0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:36.400
<v Speaker 3>you have to.

0:43:37.760 --> 0:43:40.520
<v Speaker 2>So he's asking me, He's like, should I mention something

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:43.400
<v Speaker 2>to the husband, like ask if maybe there's a problem.

0:43:43.800 --> 0:43:45.360
<v Speaker 2>But he's like, how do I ask the husband, like

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:48.080
<v Speaker 2>why doesn't your wife wave? That seems like an odd question?

0:43:48.760 --> 0:43:50.560
<v Speaker 3>What would you do? Would you ask the husband or

0:43:50.719 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 3>you ask her?

0:43:51.280 --> 0:43:54.200
<v Speaker 2>Like, hey, so I won't ignore it and just chuck

0:43:54.280 --> 0:43:58.359
<v Speaker 2>it up as awkward. But you know, I don't want

0:43:58.400 --> 0:43:59.839
<v Speaker 2>to jump in. I don't want to start a fight.

0:44:00.200 --> 0:44:02.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to try, and you know, because then

0:44:02.160 --> 0:44:04.719
<v Speaker 2>they wind up angry at me if I bring it up.

0:44:04.800 --> 0:44:06.960
<v Speaker 3>You know, what the hell? You know? You know you

0:44:07.000 --> 0:44:10.160
<v Speaker 3>don't want to snitch on her, right, and then you

0:44:10.200 --> 0:44:11.279
<v Speaker 3>don't want to confront her.

0:44:12.120 --> 0:44:14.520
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like a Curb Enthusiasm episode, Like I feel

0:44:14.560 --> 0:44:17.640
<v Speaker 2>like Larry David would want the wave. It would bother him,

0:44:17.719 --> 0:44:20.279
<v Speaker 2>like for forty minutes of the episode. How do you

0:44:20.360 --> 0:44:22.120
<v Speaker 2>not get the wave? If she comes out and it

0:44:22.200 --> 0:44:24.680
<v Speaker 2>looks over you like, oh, there's my neighbor, But you

0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:26.959
<v Speaker 2>don't do the wave or the chin up like a nod.

0:44:27.719 --> 0:44:30.719
<v Speaker 2>There's something wrong there. There's obviously a problem or is

0:44:30.800 --> 0:44:34.040
<v Speaker 2>she so? Like know like neighbor etiquette a chin up.

0:44:35.239 --> 0:44:37.439
<v Speaker 3>Or not or not? Like I almost ei it down

0:44:37.760 --> 0:44:39.200
<v Speaker 3>or up? I do the up right, I do the

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:42.080
<v Speaker 3>chin up? I do the chi up. I didn't up?

0:44:42.120 --> 0:44:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Usually go s up? Yeah I didn't sup soup. How

0:44:45.000 --> 0:44:45.759
<v Speaker 3>do you not do the sub?

0:44:46.560 --> 0:44:48.920
<v Speaker 2>You gotta do the sub you gotta always sup But

0:44:50.520 --> 0:44:54.400
<v Speaker 2>maybe maybe she she doesn't see very well. Does she

0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:56.840
<v Speaker 2>have a vision problem. I don't know if she's driving

0:44:56.880 --> 0:44:59.239
<v Speaker 2>the car. He didn't say she wears glasses. I'm just

0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:01.759
<v Speaker 2>not trying to make excuses for her. But no, but

0:45:01.880 --> 0:45:04.760
<v Speaker 2>she looks over in his direction. She acknowledges his existence.

0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:07.000
<v Speaker 2>She's not like looking straight ahead. She sort of sees

0:45:07.080 --> 0:45:10.759
<v Speaker 2>him like peripherally, like other But she doesn't go like, hey, just.

0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:17.200
<v Speaker 3>Give a hay the hey is necessary away. It would

0:45:17.200 --> 0:45:19.239
<v Speaker 3>bother me if you didn't get the hang.

0:45:19.360 --> 0:45:22.400
<v Speaker 2>So I told him to ask the people who live

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:24.480
<v Speaker 2>on the other side of this woman to see if

0:45:24.480 --> 0:45:27.080
<v Speaker 2>they get the neighbor wave. And he's like, I don't

0:45:27.080 --> 0:45:28.640
<v Speaker 2>want to. I don't want to cause trouble. What if

0:45:28.680 --> 0:45:30.680
<v Speaker 2>they go back and tell her that I was asking

0:45:30.719 --> 0:45:31.080
<v Speaker 2>about her.

0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:32.560
<v Speaker 3>I was like, well, you'll never know.

0:45:33.239 --> 0:45:34.799
<v Speaker 2>You got to ask the people on the other side

0:45:34.800 --> 0:45:38.040
<v Speaker 2>if they get the wave. Would you ask the other people?

0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:39.239
<v Speaker 2>Would you be like, hey, does she wave to you

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:40.160
<v Speaker 2>because you're not waving to me.

0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:45.920
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't know. I don't know what I would do.

0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:48.640
<v Speaker 3>I would what do you think I would do? Oh?

0:45:48.800 --> 0:45:51.520
<v Speaker 2>You would intervene. You would you would actually confront her,

0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:54.319
<v Speaker 2>That's what you would do. Not only would I confront her,

0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:57.560
<v Speaker 2>as as as paper Menu's friend who doesn't live there.

0:45:58.040 --> 0:46:01.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking about asking the neighbors if they get the wave.

0:46:02.960 --> 0:46:05.920
<v Speaker 2>I got to know now what the problem is? What

0:46:06.120 --> 0:46:13.440
<v Speaker 2>kind of person doesn't do the neighbor wave? That's so Actually,

0:46:13.680 --> 0:46:15.239
<v Speaker 2>I we had some things that wanted to check off

0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:17.920
<v Speaker 2>the list from the that first episode back. Did we

0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:21.160
<v Speaker 2>talk about my boy who uh who got cock blocked

0:46:21.200 --> 0:46:22.560
<v Speaker 2>by the eight year old kid?

0:46:23.040 --> 0:46:23.239
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

0:46:23.360 --> 0:46:25.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, talked about that. Okay, I also talked about it

0:46:25.840 --> 0:46:28.720
<v Speaker 2>on the Big Show, and I got my ass handed

0:46:28.760 --> 0:46:33.279
<v Speaker 2>to me. Actually no, no, not that. It wasn't that

0:46:33.440 --> 0:46:35.280
<v Speaker 2>now that one that one went over? Was it about

0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:35.919
<v Speaker 2>the goodbye letter?

0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:38.279
<v Speaker 3>The goodbye letter? I got? Yeah? How'd you get? Yeah?

0:46:38.360 --> 0:46:43.040
<v Speaker 3>The goodbye letter? I got totally ripped. And people started.

0:46:42.719 --> 0:46:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Texting into the show saying that, I you know, who

0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:48.719
<v Speaker 2>am I to say? Who gets to write a farewell letter?

0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:51.759
<v Speaker 2>But but yeah, did you know know if somebody, if

0:46:51.760 --> 0:46:53.799
<v Speaker 2>somebody works for a company for six months still write

0:46:53.840 --> 0:46:54.080
<v Speaker 2>a letter?

0:46:54.239 --> 0:46:54.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:46:54.480 --> 0:46:57.359
<v Speaker 2>No, no, okay, well, well I can understand. I think

0:46:58.160 --> 0:47:00.399
<v Speaker 2>my final answer on that is. I think if you've

0:47:00.400 --> 0:47:01.960
<v Speaker 2>been there for two to three years, you get to

0:47:02.040 --> 0:47:03.360
<v Speaker 2>do that. Three years.

0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:08.319
<v Speaker 3>But three years, okay, two and a half years. No, well,

0:47:08.360 --> 0:47:11.239
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna go five years. But do you write

0:47:11.280 --> 0:47:13.600
<v Speaker 3>a farewell? I don't know. People come and go so

0:47:13.760 --> 0:47:16.480
<v Speaker 3>quickly now they use jobs like toilet paper.

0:47:17.880 --> 0:47:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Here.

0:47:18.000 --> 0:47:19.960
<v Speaker 2>If I worked there twenty four and a half years,

0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:22.239
<v Speaker 2>do you remember my letter? Do you remember my letter?

0:47:22.360 --> 0:47:23.680
<v Speaker 3>My see you later letter?

0:47:23.800 --> 0:47:23.840
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:47:23.960 --> 0:47:26.760
<v Speaker 3>I don't because I didn't write one. Oh you didn't

0:47:26.760 --> 0:47:29.319
<v Speaker 3>write one? Okay, well, but you usually have the option.

0:47:29.520 --> 0:47:30.920
<v Speaker 3>You could have had the option to write one.

0:47:31.000 --> 0:47:32.880
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, listen, there were lots of people in that

0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:34.480
<v Speaker 2>company that loved me, and lots of people that made

0:47:34.520 --> 0:47:35.080
<v Speaker 2>like I don't care.

0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:36.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't care. I'm not going to ball to

0:47:36.360 --> 0:47:38.200
<v Speaker 3>those people, right well, you know what I mean?

0:47:38.320 --> 0:47:40.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think if it's weird if you're there for

0:47:40.239 --> 0:47:43.720
<v Speaker 2>a year and like you're saying goodbye, like okay, nobody cares. Anyway,

0:47:44.920 --> 0:47:48.600
<v Speaker 2>there was something that happened and I wanted.

0:47:48.400 --> 0:47:49.640
<v Speaker 3>To get your take on this, Brody.

0:47:49.640 --> 0:47:52.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I told you, okay, about my

0:47:52.320 --> 0:47:57.759
<v Speaker 2>flight from Miami to Jamaica the morning of meeting my

0:47:57.840 --> 0:47:59.400
<v Speaker 2>family at the villa in Jamaica.

0:48:00.200 --> 0:48:01.200
<v Speaker 3>They owe you money.

0:48:02.880 --> 0:48:08.359
<v Speaker 2>Already. The answer is, the airline is money. I smell

0:48:08.480 --> 0:48:10.560
<v Speaker 2>pul I smell fecal matter on the plane. That's what

0:48:10.640 --> 0:48:12.720
<v Speaker 2>I'd like you doing with my pool story. I already

0:48:12.719 --> 0:48:13.399
<v Speaker 2>know where this is going.

0:48:13.440 --> 0:48:14.120
<v Speaker 3>They owe you money.

0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:21.399
<v Speaker 2>So the I was getting on an American Airlines flight

0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:25.720
<v Speaker 2>and I was, yeah, I was sitting. I was sitting,

0:48:25.960 --> 0:48:28.759
<v Speaker 2>you know, right by the front because that's what I do.

0:48:29.560 --> 0:48:31.480
<v Speaker 2>I like to buy, buy my way to the front

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:37.080
<v Speaker 2>with points. And I'm sitting there and they close, They're

0:48:37.080 --> 0:48:41.600
<v Speaker 2>about to close the cabin door, and the one of

0:48:41.640 --> 0:48:44.440
<v Speaker 2>the flight attendants was talking to another flight attendant and

0:48:45.560 --> 0:48:48.400
<v Speaker 2>there was a flickering light in the galley, you know

0:48:48.440 --> 0:48:50.000
<v Speaker 2>where they prepare the food and the drinks in that

0:48:50.120 --> 0:48:53.320
<v Speaker 2>galley area right between the door the front door and

0:48:53.480 --> 0:48:55.839
<v Speaker 2>like the bathroom and with a pilot cockpit right there,

0:48:56.160 --> 0:48:59.239
<v Speaker 2>there's a flicker the galley, the galley, the front the light.

0:48:59.320 --> 0:49:03.400
<v Speaker 3>There's a light that was like flickering. And they were like,

0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:05.239
<v Speaker 3>we gotta do something about it.

0:49:05.719 --> 0:49:07.000
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, oh, should we need to get on

0:49:07.040 --> 0:49:08.880
<v Speaker 2>the ground in Jamaica, Like they're not gonna have the

0:49:08.920 --> 0:49:09.480
<v Speaker 2>maintenance for it.

0:49:09.520 --> 0:49:10.880
<v Speaker 3>We gotta we we gotta do it.

0:49:11.120 --> 0:49:13.600
<v Speaker 2>We got and they're like, and I'm thinking, and I

0:49:13.760 --> 0:49:16.200
<v Speaker 2>hear them going back and forth discussing if they're gonna

0:49:16.320 --> 0:49:24.040
<v Speaker 2>quote report this or not. As soon as they said no,

0:49:24.200 --> 0:49:26.600
<v Speaker 2>what we got, we got to call the maintenance on board.

0:49:27.200 --> 0:49:28.959
<v Speaker 2>And again they hadn't closed the door yet. They haven't

0:49:28.960 --> 0:49:30.480
<v Speaker 2>told the whole plane what the hell was going on.

0:49:31.360 --> 0:49:33.719
<v Speaker 2>But everyone was on board, everyone was seated, ready to go.

0:49:34.360 --> 0:49:36.080
<v Speaker 2>And I turned to the woman next to me, who

0:49:36.120 --> 0:49:38.960
<v Speaker 2>was a complete stranger. I said, this ain't gonna end

0:49:39.040 --> 0:49:43.560
<v Speaker 2>well because the very second that you say, oh, we

0:49:43.719 --> 0:49:46.040
<v Speaker 2>have a flickering light in the galley, now all it

0:49:46.200 --> 0:49:49.640
<v Speaker 2>was was a regular bulb. I'm like, this is gonna

0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:55.200
<v Speaker 2>this is gonna cause a ship storm of a delay. Brodie,

0:49:57.360 --> 0:49:58.239
<v Speaker 2>at least.

0:49:58.719 --> 0:50:03.719
<v Speaker 3>Two hours it cost us. Do you know the old joke,

0:50:04.040 --> 0:50:07.120
<v Speaker 3>how many people to shake to us screwing a light bulb?

0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:12.520
<v Speaker 2>People on there and they're like oh, and they take

0:50:12.560 --> 0:50:14.799
<v Speaker 2>the cover off the fucking thing and they're like, oh, yeah,

0:50:14.840 --> 0:50:16.400
<v Speaker 2>it's a little It looks like we just got to

0:50:16.440 --> 0:50:17.000
<v Speaker 2>change the bulb.

0:50:17.080 --> 0:50:18.160
<v Speaker 3>It's fluorescent, like.

0:50:18.120 --> 0:50:21.480
<v Speaker 2>All right, So they come on, they pipe in the

0:50:21.640 --> 0:50:25.399
<v Speaker 2>other the new bulb, the new fluorescent bulb, and sure,

0:50:25.600 --> 0:50:28.279
<v Speaker 2>and now it lights up. And as it's lit, right,

0:50:28.360 --> 0:50:30.520
<v Speaker 2>they're putting the cover now back over the on the

0:50:30.600 --> 0:50:32.200
<v Speaker 2>light and it's screwing it in. And as they're screwing

0:50:32.239 --> 0:50:35.959
<v Speaker 2>it in, it starts, it starts flickering again. I'd like, oh,

0:50:36.800 --> 0:50:40.600
<v Speaker 2>sounds like we have a bad a bad transformer or

0:50:40.600 --> 0:50:43.759
<v Speaker 2>a bad something that's in back of the light. And

0:50:43.880 --> 0:50:45.959
<v Speaker 2>we gotta we gotta go get our tools. We gotta

0:50:45.960 --> 0:50:46.560
<v Speaker 2>get our tools.

0:50:47.719 --> 0:50:49.719
<v Speaker 3>So now they come back a half hour later with

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 3>the proper tools.

0:50:50.760 --> 0:50:53.359
<v Speaker 2>So they now have to take the cover off the light,

0:50:53.719 --> 0:50:57.880
<v Speaker 2>pull the fluorescent light off, and now unscrew the actual

0:50:58.040 --> 0:51:03.600
<v Speaker 2>lighting fixture compartment. Now, now they fucking do that, and

0:51:03.719 --> 0:51:05.960
<v Speaker 2>there's wire and it's it's attacked in the back of

0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:10.000
<v Speaker 2>the compartment is attached to wires and you can see

0:51:10.040 --> 0:51:12.040
<v Speaker 2>the fucking like plane.

0:51:12.200 --> 0:51:14.000
<v Speaker 3>Now now I'm looking at plane guts. I'm like, oh

0:51:14.040 --> 0:51:14.359
<v Speaker 3>my god.

0:51:14.800 --> 0:51:17.640
<v Speaker 2>They pulled the compartment down and they're up there. They're like, yeah,

0:51:18.239 --> 0:51:21.000
<v Speaker 2>this transformer thing, it's oh, this is an old one.

0:51:21.280 --> 0:51:23.759
<v Speaker 3>This is an old one. Yeah, and then pulled the

0:51:23.840 --> 0:51:25.880
<v Speaker 3>transformer whatever it's called. I forgot what it's.

0:51:25.960 --> 0:51:29.000
<v Speaker 2>It's not a transformer whatever whatever power is the fluorescent light,

0:51:29.040 --> 0:51:29.840
<v Speaker 2>it's a little box.

0:51:30.120 --> 0:51:34.040
<v Speaker 3>And Mikey, we got a KAO seventy one. I don't know.

0:51:34.400 --> 0:51:36.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if we have one. This is an

0:51:36.560 --> 0:51:38.480
<v Speaker 2>old one. This is an old plane. This hasn't been

0:51:38.560 --> 0:51:41.239
<v Speaker 2>changed whatever it was in years. They're like, oh, no,

0:51:41.760 --> 0:51:45.399
<v Speaker 2>we hope we have one that's compatible. We'll be back.

0:51:46.239 --> 0:51:49.360
<v Speaker 2>And they had to go travel to the other end

0:51:49.440 --> 0:51:53.040
<v Speaker 2>of the hangar to some fucking like you know, wherever

0:51:53.080 --> 0:51:55.640
<v Speaker 2>they keep the plane parts to see if they even

0:51:55.800 --> 0:51:58.080
<v Speaker 2>had one or one that was compatible. They're like, oh,

0:51:58.120 --> 0:52:02.120
<v Speaker 2>we definitely don't have this. They don't make this anymore. Yeah, motherfucker,

0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:05.520
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to pump that flight attendant. We could have

0:52:05.920 --> 0:52:08.200
<v Speaker 2>taken off, we could have gone, we could have left,

0:52:08.320 --> 0:52:08.879
<v Speaker 2>we could have been.

0:52:08.840 --> 0:52:09.320
<v Speaker 3>On the ground.

0:52:09.520 --> 0:52:12.360
<v Speaker 2>They could have un what if the flickering light is

0:52:12.440 --> 0:52:15.280
<v Speaker 2>indicative of the problem with other parts of the plane,

0:52:15.840 --> 0:52:17.759
<v Speaker 2>Like what if it needs to be serviced. You don't

0:52:17.800 --> 0:52:20.480
<v Speaker 2>know what that's, you know, like sometimes your headlight is

0:52:20.520 --> 0:52:23.480
<v Speaker 2>connected to like the power motor and you and you see, Okay,

0:52:24.360 --> 0:52:27.360
<v Speaker 2>this was a simple fluorescent lighting fixture in the galley

0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:31.600
<v Speaker 2>that was flickering and bothering the flight attendant so much

0:52:31.680 --> 0:52:34.760
<v Speaker 2>so that he felt the need to Now, of course

0:52:34.960 --> 0:52:38.680
<v Speaker 2>the pilots are pissed, because now everybody's pissed because they

0:52:38.719 --> 0:52:42.000
<v Speaker 2>had to go the announcement attendants at disco. Unless there's

0:52:42.000 --> 0:52:45.560
<v Speaker 2>people who are like sensitive to flickering lights. Problem, we're on, okay,

0:52:45.719 --> 0:52:47.520
<v Speaker 2>So we have a bit of a problem here. And

0:52:47.719 --> 0:52:50.759
<v Speaker 2>uh FAA, they they always throw that line in the

0:52:50.920 --> 0:52:54.600
<v Speaker 2>FAA requires us to report even in something so simple

0:52:54.600 --> 0:52:57.239
<v Speaker 2>as a flickering light, we cannot take off.

0:52:57.280 --> 0:52:59.320
<v Speaker 3>We have to we have to fix this fi flickering

0:52:59.400 --> 0:52:59.920
<v Speaker 3>light problem.

0:53:00.680 --> 0:53:03.879
<v Speaker 2>And but meanwhile I'm getting the full story up front

0:53:04.600 --> 0:53:06.880
<v Speaker 2>because for me, I'm here in the back and forth

0:53:06.920 --> 0:53:10.920
<v Speaker 2>and whatever, and they fire as a captain speaking, we

0:53:11.080 --> 0:53:12.879
<v Speaker 2>got a problem with Finicky Frank again.

0:53:13.239 --> 0:53:15.919
<v Speaker 3>Finicky Frank is causing a stink like he always does.

0:53:16.239 --> 0:53:18.759
<v Speaker 2>Wladys a gentleman. I'd like to apologize. He's a union member.

0:53:18.840 --> 0:53:20.800
<v Speaker 2>We can't fire him, but this is the crap we

0:53:20.880 --> 0:53:23.080
<v Speaker 2>put up with. He couldn't deal with a flickering light.

0:53:23.160 --> 0:53:25.080
<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna be here about three hours, thank you.

0:53:25.400 --> 0:53:29.440
<v Speaker 3>All I'll say is this guy was a diva he

0:53:29.600 --> 0:53:31.560
<v Speaker 3>was one of the he was a diva. He was

0:53:31.600 --> 0:53:34.440
<v Speaker 3>a diva flight. He was a diva flight attendant.

0:53:34.760 --> 0:53:39.279
<v Speaker 2>And hell no, I can't have a finite yep, So

0:53:40.160 --> 0:53:42.799
<v Speaker 2>spand lighting for me. In an hour and a half

0:53:42.960 --> 0:53:46.880
<v Speaker 2>goes by. I'm like, this is bullshit, and I'm sitting

0:53:46.920 --> 0:53:51.600
<v Speaker 2>there and I'm seething with anger. Finally six guys come

0:53:51.680 --> 0:53:54.200
<v Speaker 2>back on the plane, and now now the whole plane

0:53:54.280 --> 0:53:56.520
<v Speaker 2>is involved. Everyone's like looking up front to see him

0:53:56.560 --> 0:53:59.640
<v Speaker 2>at the light these days. They come back on board

0:53:59.680 --> 0:54:03.279
<v Speaker 2>this place lane and again it's like again six guys

0:54:03.320 --> 0:54:05.400
<v Speaker 2>to change the light bulb, and they're all sitting there

0:54:05.440 --> 0:54:07.080
<v Speaker 2>and they're like looking in there with their flash lights

0:54:07.120 --> 0:54:10.640
<v Speaker 2>in there, and they're like, all of a sudden, they flick,

0:54:10.920 --> 0:54:15.279
<v Speaker 2>the light goes on, same exact situation. They take the cover,

0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:18.960
<v Speaker 2>They put the light back in its compartment, the compartment

0:54:19.000 --> 0:54:22.160
<v Speaker 2>they screwed to the freaking plane. They take the cover

0:54:22.600 --> 0:54:25.080
<v Speaker 2>and now they're screwing the cover and I'm like, please, please, please,

0:54:25.320 --> 0:54:28.000
<v Speaker 2>don't go out, don't flicker, don't flicker, And all of

0:54:28.000 --> 0:54:29.040
<v Speaker 2>a sudden, everything was.

0:54:31.000 --> 0:54:31.759
<v Speaker 3>Just calm.

0:54:33.120 --> 0:54:37.800
<v Speaker 2>And the light stayed on and the entire plane erupted

0:54:37.880 --> 0:54:40.120
<v Speaker 2>with laughter and screaming.

0:54:39.680 --> 0:54:43.880
<v Speaker 3>And couplause, couplause.

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<v Speaker 2>So I have a question with the six men that

0:54:48.600 --> 0:54:50.880
<v Speaker 2>came to fix the light be honest, were any of

0:54:50.920 --> 0:54:57.680
<v Speaker 2>the muscular or attractive No, I'm wondering if Finicky Frank

0:54:57.880 --> 0:55:00.440
<v Speaker 2>maybe screwed up the light bulb so that guys that.

0:55:00.440 --> 0:55:04.800
<v Speaker 3>Have to No, it wasn't like that, but he couldn't

0:55:04.920 --> 0:55:07.920
<v Speaker 3>keep his mouth shut. Like I mean, I listened, what

0:55:08.640 --> 0:55:10.640
<v Speaker 3>what if? I don't know. I'm not I don't want

0:55:10.640 --> 0:55:12.279
<v Speaker 3>the guy to lose his job, but I mean.

0:55:12.239 --> 0:55:13.920
<v Speaker 2>You listen, how many times have you seen in the

0:55:14.000 --> 0:55:16.920
<v Speaker 2>news that a plane crash, they find the black No, no,

0:55:17.280 --> 0:55:19.680
<v Speaker 2>they find the black box, and they report that flickering

0:55:19.760 --> 0:55:20.880
<v Speaker 2>light was the cause of the crash.

0:55:22.360 --> 0:55:24.640
<v Speaker 3>Zero happens all the time. Scary exactly.

0:55:26.920 --> 0:55:31.160
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, now I ask you, David Brody, Yeah, because

0:55:31.160 --> 0:55:34.319
<v Speaker 2>I haven't contacted American Airlines about that because I went

0:55:34.480 --> 0:55:36.480
<v Speaker 2>right I slid right into the villa and I just

0:55:36.520 --> 0:55:38.719
<v Speaker 2>had a beautiful family vacation. I didn't want to stress

0:55:38.920 --> 0:55:42.879
<v Speaker 2>or anxiety. Now what I do if you had called

0:55:42.920 --> 0:55:45.160
<v Speaker 2>immediately within the first day or two when you got

0:55:45.239 --> 0:55:48.640
<v Speaker 2>back and you said, you know, I missed my my head,

0:55:48.640 --> 0:55:51.400
<v Speaker 2>I had a car service waiting for me, or I

0:55:51.560 --> 0:55:55.040
<v Speaker 2>missed the tram back to the hotel, or you know,

0:55:55.120 --> 0:55:57.439
<v Speaker 2>I missed the meal my whole family was having lunch.

0:55:57.480 --> 0:55:59.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't so on this one.

0:55:59.760 --> 0:56:03.120
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you missed your opportunity to embellish yourself

0:56:03.160 --> 0:56:06.560
<v Speaker 2>into a couple of hundred bucks. Yeah, you should have

0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:08.359
<v Speaker 2>spoken to some other people on the flight, see if

0:56:08.360 --> 0:56:10.520
<v Speaker 2>they were going to complain, you know, get a class

0:56:10.640 --> 0:56:13.040
<v Speaker 2>action suit going everybody, Oh, we all want the two

0:56:13.120 --> 0:56:15.520
<v Speaker 2>hundred bucks. I feel like you should have gotten something

0:56:15.560 --> 0:56:17.520
<v Speaker 2>for your for your troubles sitting there in the in

0:56:17.600 --> 0:56:20.719
<v Speaker 2>the on the hot plane. You know, if did the

0:56:20.840 --> 0:56:22.839
<v Speaker 2>entertainment system work or did they turn that off? While

0:56:22.840 --> 0:56:29.480
<v Speaker 2>you have everything? Everything worked, everything worked, Maybe you could

0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:31.840
<v Speaker 2>have gotten an upgraded meal, some free food or something.

0:56:32.040 --> 0:56:34.279
<v Speaker 2>They should have done something for the flight, like first

0:56:34.360 --> 0:56:37.320
<v Speaker 2>round of drinks is on us, something nice. But the

0:56:37.400 --> 0:56:39.520
<v Speaker 2>fact that they didn't, well, something, something would have been

0:56:39.600 --> 0:56:42.680
<v Speaker 2>nice to lay. We're sorry for your inconvenience. Yeah, here's uh,

0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:45.279
<v Speaker 2>you know, maybe give you ten thousand points, give you

0:56:45.280 --> 0:56:47.600
<v Speaker 2>a little something. I feel like they owe you a

0:56:47.600 --> 0:56:50.440
<v Speaker 2>little something. Okay, all right, well, thank you, And how

0:56:50.440 --> 0:56:53.760
<v Speaker 2>about this quick one for free dessert. Last night, Chinese Tuxedo.

0:56:54.200 --> 0:56:56.800
<v Speaker 2>One of the specials was described to me as this

0:56:57.000 --> 0:56:59.400
<v Speaker 2>beautiful Uh. It's like, oh, we have this also this

0:56:59.600 --> 0:57:03.200
<v Speaker 2>this rab entree uh and it's battered and fried and

0:57:03.280 --> 0:57:05.400
<v Speaker 2>they have this dipping sauce with it, and it's on

0:57:05.520 --> 0:57:06.440
<v Speaker 2>special crab.

0:57:06.680 --> 0:57:10.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm a crab. Oh my god calling me there, So

0:57:10.719 --> 0:57:15.280
<v Speaker 3>Robin and I ordered that to split. The dish comes out.

0:57:17.960 --> 0:57:25.160
<v Speaker 2>It was crab substitute soft shell crab. Oh, I like

0:57:25.240 --> 0:57:27.000
<v Speaker 2>soft I hate soft shell crab.

0:57:27.840 --> 0:57:31.160
<v Speaker 3>I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Well,

0:57:31.200 --> 0:57:32.000
<v Speaker 3>why wouldn't you ask?

0:57:32.120 --> 0:57:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Then?

0:57:33.000 --> 0:57:35.560
<v Speaker 3>Why did you tell me? She should have said it

0:57:35.720 --> 0:57:36.600
<v Speaker 3>soft shell crab.

0:57:36.840 --> 0:57:39.240
<v Speaker 2>If you have if you have a special and it's

0:57:39.280 --> 0:57:43.080
<v Speaker 2>a soft shell crab special, you should say, yes, we

0:57:43.200 --> 0:57:46.760
<v Speaker 2>have soft shell crab. She never said the words, Loves

0:57:47.440 --> 0:57:49.800
<v Speaker 2>never said those words. Had she said those words, it

0:57:49.840 --> 0:57:53.320
<v Speaker 2>would have prompted me to not order that. There's king crab,

0:57:53.400 --> 0:57:56.400
<v Speaker 2>there's Alaskan, but there's also just crab. There's snow crab.

0:57:56.680 --> 0:57:59.160
<v Speaker 3>There's other kinds of crab. There's crab cakes, stone crab,

0:57:59.480 --> 0:58:02.160
<v Speaker 3>stone crab, right, sure, all of it. I love it all.

0:58:02.320 --> 0:58:05.200
<v Speaker 2>But she specifically just said crab. So if you were

0:58:05.240 --> 0:58:09.080
<v Speaker 2>to think deep fried crab, would you assume stow crab,

0:58:09.120 --> 0:58:10.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean soft shell crab.

0:58:11.240 --> 0:58:11.880
<v Speaker 3>No, you wouldn't.

0:58:12.240 --> 0:58:16.080
<v Speaker 2>And so when Robin was like, I needed it, because

0:58:16.160 --> 0:58:19.560
<v Speaker 2>Robin doesn't need it, now, I eat it unwillingly, I'm like, Okay,

0:58:19.680 --> 0:58:20.280
<v Speaker 2>it's whatever.

0:58:20.760 --> 0:58:22.480
<v Speaker 3>So I ate the soft shell sounds like your sex

0:58:22.560 --> 0:58:23.760
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like your sex life we're going on.

0:58:23.840 --> 0:58:26.400
<v Speaker 2>So I ate the soft shell crab, and I only

0:58:26.560 --> 0:58:28.360
<v Speaker 2>ate like half of it because I wanted to get

0:58:28.400 --> 0:58:30.840
<v Speaker 2>through other things. So I'm like, yeah, whatever. But Robin

0:58:30.880 --> 0:58:33.400
<v Speaker 2>didn't eat her portion at all. And we sat there

0:58:33.480 --> 0:58:34.880
<v Speaker 2>and the lady said, oh, what happened.

0:58:35.200 --> 0:58:35.800
<v Speaker 3>You don't like it?

0:58:36.280 --> 0:58:39.320
<v Speaker 2>I said, well, gotta be honest. I didn't want to complain.

0:58:39.440 --> 0:58:42.880
<v Speaker 2>But you didn't specify in the beginning that this was

0:58:42.960 --> 0:58:45.680
<v Speaker 2>soft shell crab. You just said crab. You said deep

0:58:45.720 --> 0:58:48.840
<v Speaker 2>fried crab with a dipping sauce, and I thought that

0:58:49.040 --> 0:58:52.320
<v Speaker 2>in my brain that sounded really, really delectable. I said,

0:58:52.320 --> 0:58:55.000
<v Speaker 2>but we're not big fans of soft shell crab. My

0:58:55.040 --> 0:58:56.840
<v Speaker 2>girlfriend in the facts hates soft shell crab.

0:58:57.040 --> 0:58:59.600
<v Speaker 3>She said, oh my god, I'm so sorry.

0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:04.280
<v Speaker 2>She walked away. I didn't say anything. She did't say

0:59:04.280 --> 0:59:06.480
<v Speaker 2>anything because Robin looked at me and she's like, we're

0:59:06.480 --> 0:59:09.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna say something. I said, I'm not gonna say anything.

0:59:09.560 --> 0:59:12.440
<v Speaker 3>No way. I think I should have. I should have.

0:59:12.760 --> 0:59:15.720
<v Speaker 2>It was on me to specify. Hey, yeah, what kind

0:59:15.760 --> 0:59:18.400
<v Speaker 2>of grap asked the follow up question. Although I did

0:59:18.440 --> 0:59:20.240
<v Speaker 2>it on you, but it would have been nice if

0:59:20.280 --> 0:59:22.480
<v Speaker 2>the waitress said, I'll give you some free uh you know,

0:59:23.040 --> 0:59:24.800
<v Speaker 2>ice cream or something with pineapple or something.

0:59:24.800 --> 0:59:25.160
<v Speaker 3>At the end.

0:59:25.400 --> 0:59:28.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's exactly what she did. She showed up unannounced

0:59:28.600 --> 0:59:31.520
<v Speaker 2>with here is our classic dessert. It is an egg

0:59:31.720 --> 0:59:34.800
<v Speaker 2>custard pie and it's our best seller. And I want

0:59:34.840 --> 0:59:36.920
<v Speaker 2>to give this to you guys, just for being you.

0:59:37.360 --> 0:59:39.080
<v Speaker 2>And she we didn't ask for the free.

0:59:38.960 --> 0:59:45.080
<v Speaker 3>Dessert, but we got our free dessert nice with Scary

0:59:45.120 --> 0:59:49.760
<v Speaker 3>and Rotie Scary. That story before the commercials warms my heart.

0:59:50.160 --> 0:59:52.000
<v Speaker 2>You didn't even have to ask. See, there are still

0:59:52.120 --> 0:59:56.200
<v Speaker 2>people out there that will acknowledge. That is why that's

0:59:56.200 --> 0:59:58.320
<v Speaker 2>where the theory comes from. They should just give you

0:59:58.400 --> 1:00:01.040
<v Speaker 2>free dessert. When then when something goes wrong, you shouldn't

1:00:01.040 --> 1:00:01.520
<v Speaker 2>have to ask.

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<v Speaker 3>We had freedaze. She gave us the free desert.

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<v Speaker 2>I was so excited for that, so all right, but yeah, brody,

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<v Speaker 2>but to see and then again, I sometimes choose restaurants

1:00:10.960 --> 1:00:15.000
<v Speaker 2>that they have that level of service and expertise, and

1:00:15.120 --> 1:00:17.600
<v Speaker 2>they they you know, they think ahead.

1:00:17.960 --> 1:00:20.040
<v Speaker 3>As opposed to being three steps behind.

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<v Speaker 2>Blah, Okay, how you said two steps behind. I would

1:00:25.520 --> 1:00:27.400
<v Speaker 2>have said, thanks, Steph Leopard, but you said three steps

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<v Speaker 2>So uh, three steps to the move I think is

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<v Speaker 2>a song anyway, So I have a question for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like.

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<v Speaker 2>A question about a weird food and what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Or would you like a riddle from Facebook with stupid answers?

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<v Speaker 3>I like the riddle. Let's go riddle.

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<v Speaker 2>Manddle off of five hundred please. So I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 2>you right now that the answer the question is wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>There are multiple countries that fit this this question, but

1:01:02.280 --> 1:01:04.000
<v Speaker 2>that's not what the riddle is. The riddle is more

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<v Speaker 2>about the answers people gave the riddle. Again, these are

1:01:07.160 --> 1:01:10.120
<v Speaker 2>videos that pop up on Facebook. What is the only

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<v Speaker 2>country in the world that begins and ends with the

1:01:14.280 --> 1:01:14.920
<v Speaker 2>same vowel?

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<v Speaker 3>The only country in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that begins and ends with the same vowel. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>it's irrelevance scary because there are a lot of countries

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<v Speaker 2>that begin and end. But the point of this segment,

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<v Speaker 2>as you know, is to read stupid responses.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>This person said Africa, of which a bunch of people replied, Africa.

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<v Speaker 3>Is not a country. Yeah, it's a continent. Okay. This

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<v Speaker 3>person replied, ohio ha ha not a country.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Diane replied the way Idaho state?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Uh, let's see. This person responded Alabama. So people

1:02:04.840 --> 1:02:10.560
<v Speaker 2>just misreading this and thinking, wow, people are miss reading,

1:02:10.600 --> 1:02:13.439
<v Speaker 2>thinking that that they asked for a state instead.

1:02:13.080 --> 1:02:21.520
<v Speaker 3>Of a country. Here is This person responded India. Also, well, wait,

1:02:22.280 --> 1:02:25.960
<v Speaker 3>India is India is a country? Does it? It doesn't start,

1:02:26.280 --> 1:02:29.120
<v Speaker 3>but it doesn't stalk with an eye and an eye Okay, yep,

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<v Speaker 3>that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>This person said America.

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<v Speaker 1>That no.

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<v Speaker 2>The next person replied there's no such country as America,

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<v Speaker 2>to which the original person wrote, if you consider the

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<v Speaker 2>official name United States of America, then it works, to

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<v Speaker 2>which the same person replied it doesn't work. United starts

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<v Speaker 2>with a y dumbass Oh you yeah, yeah yeah. So

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<v Speaker 2>so how about a right answer. Australia, Yeah, Australia, Angola, Armenia, Antigua, Albania, Algeria.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all, but the question is incorrect because they said,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the only country that starts with there's several idiots, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this person wrote. This person wrote Europe. Uh uh huh

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<v Speaker 2>mm hmmm hmmm. So there that that's uh. People on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you one more. Would you like another riddle?

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<v Speaker 3>Riddle me this batman? Okay, how many US states start

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<v Speaker 3>with the letter p? Okay? Start with the letter yep,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I will read you some of the many responses.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I already know the response is because there's these

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<v Speaker 2>are going in my head right now, like not state,

1:04:00.400 --> 1:04:01.360
<v Speaker 2>not a state, not a state.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm not going to say.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to say Pittsburgh because pennsil but Pennsylvany. Wait,

1:04:07.440 --> 1:04:11.440
<v Speaker 2>start with the letter P is Pennsylvania. Okay, I got that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but other people probably said things like Philadelphia or Phoenix, right,

1:04:17.200 --> 1:04:20.320
<v Speaker 2>all cities right, ye, Philadelphia. One person wrote, there were

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<v Speaker 2>two This question is wrong. There were two Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking morons again Peoria.

1:04:30.360 --> 1:04:35.560
<v Speaker 2>This person said Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. This person said Pennsylvania

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<v Speaker 2>and Philadelphia.

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<v Speaker 3>There's only one. It's Pennsylvania.

1:04:39.080 --> 1:04:44.560
<v Speaker 2>But they said Pennsylvania and Philadelphia. Yes, two separate entities

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<v Speaker 2>nowhere near each other. Yeah, right, exactly. So that's my

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<v Speaker 2>point is people don't read or comprehend whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. How many more breaks do we have? This is

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<v Speaker 3>the last one.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I was going to go clothing shopping

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<v Speaker 2>for the summer. Here I have the summer outfits.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a little a little late and a little late

1:05:03.440 --> 1:05:04.120
<v Speaker 3>in the game. That home.

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<v Speaker 2>I get them half price. I'll pull a brody. You

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<v Speaker 2>think I could pull off a tank top? No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>If you had a tankd up on, the last thing

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<v Speaker 2>you should do is pull it off. No, I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about no offense. Yeah no, but scary is the thing

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<v Speaker 2>you post videos of yourself with no shirt on?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well so I sort of.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel like a tank top accentuates your shoulders

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<v Speaker 2>and your arms.

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<v Speaker 3>Which are not my strong point right now, right right?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I have borderline loves lady arms. It was

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<v Speaker 3>a flap. I didn't want to flap in the breeze. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to be the one to say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll take credit for it, but okay, it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's an expression. But you know I feel I would

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<v Speaker 2>suggest I would wear an If I were you, I

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<v Speaker 2>would wear an inverted tank top. I would wear just sleeves.

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<v Speaker 2>I would find like long gloves like they used to

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<v Speaker 2>wear in the twenties. I would I get too sleep,

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<v Speaker 2>slide on the sleeves, and I would go chestless.

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<v Speaker 3>Chestless.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, your chest is fine, your arms are the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>So I would go out with no shirt and just sleeves,

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<v Speaker 2>just on your shoulders, your shoulders, your upper arms. You

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<v Speaker 2>could wear like like those long What about those long

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<v Speaker 2>smoking gloves that women used to wear, the silk ones

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<v Speaker 2>in the ninet forties.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yes, I said, the twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the forties, the long white gloves, those shirt and

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<v Speaker 2>wear gloves up to your shoulders.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be a good look for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Terrible, terrible, awful. I just don't think that guys my

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<v Speaker 2>age who are not jacked can pull it off. I

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<v Speaker 2>think the only women. I think women could wear tank tops,

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe kids up till twelve. That was the last

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<v Speaker 2>time I wore tank top when I was twelve years old.

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<v Speaker 2>I think maybe eight or nine was the last time

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<v Speaker 2>I wore a tank top.

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<v Speaker 3>But they're so like freeing.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I wish they were more socially acceptable for

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<v Speaker 2>people of my thatture, but I don't think old sture.

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<v Speaker 2>What statue do you have. You're an Italian guy from

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<v Speaker 2>Brookly she wearing a wife beater, tea or guinea t

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<v Speaker 2>depending on which offensive term you want to status stature

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<v Speaker 2>or my physical build my physique. I'll say that your

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<v Speaker 2>physique my physic But you know what I would I

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<v Speaker 2>would say to you, let me check the math. Ninety

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<v Speaker 2>of men who were tank tops should not be oh really,

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<v Speaker 2>But the guys, I say, listen, the guys that I

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<v Speaker 2>see wearing tank tops are like jacked, and they have

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<v Speaker 2>a right to they're They're like showing off muscles.

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<v Speaker 3>Ten percent look good.

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<v Speaker 2>But most most most guys in tank tops usually have

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<v Speaker 2>a gut and and fat arms and like green blotchy

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<v Speaker 2>tattoos from thirty years ago that all.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy like that defeated faded tattoo A. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>so I was. I really want to get back into

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<v Speaker 3>the world of tank tops. I think it will be come.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, if I just described you, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I apologize. You're talking about people who don't listen to

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast, who look like that you do a pro

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<v Speaker 2>You're you're a listen to an asshole. If if my

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<v Speaker 2>arms were jacked, I would wear a tank Look, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not wearing a tank top. I'm the first person. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm my stature. According to scary, I'm not a tank

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<v Speaker 2>top guy. Although I do, I do have any bounce

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<v Speaker 2>with you. I don't have lunch lady arms.

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<v Speaker 3>No you don't. I don't. I don't but all the pickleball.

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<v Speaker 3>But is it? Is it an age thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Should a man in their fifties be wearing a tank top?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's an age thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen eighty year old grandpa's wearing tank tops. They

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<v Speaker 2>look fine if if they're if they're wearing it, if

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<v Speaker 2>they look good. I'm I'm on the business of judging

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<v Speaker 2>guy screaminating events. I'm being agist. But is it a

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<v Speaker 2>style thing where they just don't have that for people

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<v Speaker 2>our age?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I think I think people our age

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely can wear a tank rock at. I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you and I can wear tank tops

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<v Speaker 3>because we're not physically fit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I this puts in my body. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>cover up. I'm not one hundred percent comfortable going sleeveless.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not who I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you go shirtless, so yeah, but the shirtless is

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<v Speaker 3>better than tank top for me. Oh, I agree. You

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<v Speaker 3>know the reason it's I'll tell you the slices of case.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, what's the difference.

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<v Speaker 2>When you go topless, people's eyes are focused all over

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<v Speaker 2>the place and it averages out. Yes, but when you

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<v Speaker 2>wear a tank top, you're covering up most of what

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<v Speaker 2>people can look at, and all they can now focus

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<v Speaker 2>on is your naked shoulders and arms. Right, so you're

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<v Speaker 2>making people focus on the un sexy, flabby lunch lady part.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, slices, if you're a lunch lady,

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<v Speaker 2>no offense, scary, insulted.

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<v Speaker 3>You, you know what he means.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, man, we're not gonna We're not We're not trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get into the h Don't let me with about

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<v Speaker 2>the snow don't pull out the snowflake jingle right now. No, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>when I went to high school, there were very attractive

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<v Speaker 2>women working in the lunch room. But he's talking about

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<v Speaker 2>the stereotypical older, flabby armed, black hair and neck ladies

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<v Speaker 2>are working and go Okay, now, if you're one of

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<v Speaker 2>those people. I'm sorry, do we have having how many

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<v Speaker 2>lunch ladies do we have listening? How many ninety year

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<v Speaker 2>old lunch ladies are listening?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm saying. So anyway, yeah, that I'll just

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<v Speaker 3>leave that.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll be leaving the tank tops to kids and

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<v Speaker 2>women and jacked men, but I'm out or.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone more comfortable with their body. Listen. If you don't

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<v Speaker 3>look great in the tank top, you're comfortable. God bless you.

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<v Speaker 2>Go enjoy yourself. It's not for me to judge. It's

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<v Speaker 2>for scary to worry about his own arms. And I

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<v Speaker 2>think you need to buy the long gloves. Perfect I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in is that it would be good for today. I

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<v Speaker 2>want you know what I want to talk about. I

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<v Speaker 2>got one more thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, well, but then you know what speak now

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<v Speaker 2>or forever hold your peach. But you do that, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's the podcast over all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I'm gonna give I'm gonna give one pick a

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<v Speaker 3>bull story real quick. So I played pickle ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Now now when there's two different groups to pick a ball, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>on the weekends, because so many people sign up, there's

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<v Speaker 2>an open play for lower tier people. A little bit

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<v Speaker 2>lower and a group for a little bit higher, and

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<v Speaker 2>I like to play with the higher group because I

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<v Speaker 2>got better.

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<v Speaker 3>In practice, I play a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I got better, but on the weeknights because it's less popular,

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<v Speaker 2>the open play sort of mixes the little bit lower

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<v Speaker 2>with a little bit higher. So sometimes you get a

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<v Speaker 2>partner that isn't as good as you, and that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>You just got to play better and hope that you win,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can play well enough to cover for their weaknesses. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes you play with someone who's little bit older, I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta cover more of the court. I gotta run up

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<v Speaker 2>for the ones they can't get to.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I played with the woman i'd never played with before,

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<v Speaker 2>and she'll be honest with you. She wasn't great, and

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<v Speaker 2>she made a lot of mistakes.

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<v Speaker 3>At one point scary.

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<v Speaker 2>She she misserved eight balls in a row every time

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<v Speaker 2>it was u served. She hit the net wide, left, wide, right, long,

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<v Speaker 2>eight serves in a row. But I overcompensated. I jumped

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<v Speaker 2>in front of a couple of shots that were coming

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<v Speaker 2>her way. It's called poaching. I covered my head of

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<v Speaker 2>the court and a little bit more. But we lost

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<v Speaker 2>nine to seven. We made it competitive I did my

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<v Speaker 2>best to overcompensate for the fact she wasn't great. Okay, Now,

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<v Speaker 2>when I lose, a lot of my friends who know

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm pretty good, will be like, you lost. Because

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<v Speaker 2>usually on weeknights I go like eight and one, nine

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<v Speaker 2>and zero, I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I do fairly well. You know there are nights I lose,

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<v Speaker 3>you know whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>So one of my friends says to me and this

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<v Speaker 2>woman as we walk off the court to the area

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<v Speaker 2>where people are waiting.

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<v Speaker 3>You lost.

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<v Speaker 2>And she says, yeah, we made a couple of mistakes.

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<v Speaker 2>We well, you are a team. That is the proper verbiage. No, no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you say, David did the best he could. I sucked, No,

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<v Speaker 2>you said, She says, yeah, we made a couple of mistakes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And I looked at her and I gave her

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<v Speaker 3>a look like we And I absolutely we that you.

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<v Speaker 3>Your people looked over at me.

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<v Speaker 2>They knew, they freaking knew that that pickleball. David did

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<v Speaker 2>not screw up. I did not lose that game. She

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<v Speaker 2>lost the game. Be honest about it. Just say yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I messed up. If you guys are working together, you're

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<v Speaker 2>a unit, you are as well. No, we were not

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<v Speaker 2>working together. I was working my ass off for this

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<v Speaker 2>woman to like coast through in life. She didn't score

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<v Speaker 2>any points. I scored all seven points. I did the

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<v Speaker 2>best I could to get us to the finish line.

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<v Speaker 2>The team weren't a project hold on at work, and

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<v Speaker 2>some people don't held up to their end of the bargain,

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<v Speaker 2>slacking off. Other people work harder, and some people fuck

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<v Speaker 2>up and make mistakes. But when you turn into project,

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<v Speaker 2>it's we When six people go on an airplane and

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<v Speaker 2>fix the light bulb and only one guy fixes it,

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<v Speaker 2>the other five guys go back and they go, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we fix the light bulb. Yes, yeah, F those guys,

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<v Speaker 2>F those guys.

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<v Speaker 3>She lost.

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<v Speaker 2>She should have said, yeah, I didn't have my best game,

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<v Speaker 2>even if that was her best game, Just take the bullet,

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<v Speaker 2>just go yeah, I sucked.

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<v Speaker 3>We made And she said it like seriously, Yeah we

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<v Speaker 3>made some mistakes. Bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well she doesn't, because you deserve half the accountability. You

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<v Speaker 2>should have poached her a little bit more. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 2>could have over compensated a little more and maybe save her. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, she could have said, David did the

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<v Speaker 2>best he could. You know, we almost won the games,

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<v Speaker 2>but I made a lot of mistakes. I missed eight

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<v Speaker 2>serves in a row. You could have mentioned that, why,

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<v Speaker 2>oh you lost, I missed eight serves in a row.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a there's a little bit of information that would

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<v Speaker 2>have been helpful. Uh yeah, because you know, when you

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<v Speaker 2>scored a pickleball scary when you serve, and if you're

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<v Speaker 2>not serving, you don't score points. And if it's your

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<v Speaker 2>opportunity to serve, you miss eight serves in a row,

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<v Speaker 2>you shouldn't be on the court.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, you're getting heated for no reason. Pickleball day.

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<v Speaker 3>You getting heated. No, no, scary.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not getting heated. We're getting heated. We you and

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<v Speaker 2>I are eating heated. We're both getting heated. We do

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast together. Therefore, if I'm getting heated, we're both

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<v Speaker 2>getting heated. We're going getting podcast stocks.

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<v Speaker 3>Both sucks. Now we're gonna release this into the ethers

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<v Speaker 3>so they them can listen to it. Enjoy, Enjoy, Boys, Boys,