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Speaker 2: Episode three forty three. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. What's up,
Speaker 2: David Brodegg?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: This is our second episode in a row since you
Speaker 2: came Well, actually it's our first episode since you came
Speaker 2: back from vacation.
Speaker 3: Yeah a second. Yeah, I'm doing two in a row.
Speaker 2: Look at this, two in a row without being on vacation.
Speaker 2: What do you know You must you must be exhausted.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm so tired.
Speaker 2: You have no idea? Woof my god. Welcome to the
Speaker 2: Pound Pound Drome. Episode right, Yeah, three forty three. Scary
Speaker 2: calls me today and says, you want to do it tonight?
Speaker 3: This afternoon.
Speaker 2: I said, I tell you want to do it at night.
Speaker 2: He goes, I was gonna go to jet Ski Bryant's pool,
Speaker 2: but I canceled. So I want you to know slices
Speaker 2: Scary Jones man almost a man of the people.
Speaker 3: I'm man of the people.
Speaker 2: Nope, say sided almost decided not now the weather's nice
Speaker 2: here in the New Jersey area. Scary decided not to
Speaker 2: go to the pool and do the podcast afying that
Speaker 2: tells me he may have tendative plans for a rooftop
Speaker 2: bar tonight.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. It's gonna be either or right
Speaker 3: right right.
Speaker 2: So he passed up the pool, so he's going to
Speaker 2: a rooftop bar tonight.
Speaker 3: Is are you going to rooftop party? I mean, first of.
Speaker 2: All, I am filled to the brim with dinners. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm done. Last night, Robin and I went to a
Speaker 2: place called Chinese Tuxedo, which I think you David Brody
Speaker 2: would really love in the in the city on the
Speaker 2: Lower East.
Speaker 3: Side and actually in Chinatown. Uh makes sense anyway.
Speaker 2: Don't have to get to get dressed up for Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like New York City, schmool, it's a Brooklyn. It's
Speaker 2: it's industrial Brooklyn, industrial, Brooklyn industrial all I gotta wears. Okay,
Speaker 2: get away with whatever you want. But I mean the
Speaker 2: food was so great, so great, but lots of lots
Speaker 2: of speed bumps for you, lots of red flags because
Speaker 2: there's a lot of green stuff and you know, very
Speaker 2: intricate things and in all their food.
Speaker 3: I know how to order.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, although I will I will say I told
Speaker 2: you a story a few weeks ago about my favorite
Speaker 2: long time takeout Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 3: I ordered roast pork fried rice on Love It Long Time, Yeah, which, and.
Speaker 2: They got my They made my roast pork fried rice
Speaker 2: no vegetables with vegetables. And I told you, I politely
Speaker 2: called and told them the problem. And I said it
Speaker 2: like a credit, and they're like, ah, come right now,
Speaker 2: and I said I can't come right now.
Speaker 3: They're like, well, we can't give you a credit.
Speaker 2: And I said, I didn't want to cause a stink
Speaker 2: because I don't want to get barred from my favorite
Speaker 2: Chinese restaurant. Well, earlier this week I ordered, I ordered
Speaker 2: my my special special fancy dish.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I ordered my roast pork lo main no vegetables. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I ordered my wanton egg jumpsup mixed No. And I
Speaker 2: ordered my roast pork fried rice no vegetables. And for
Speaker 2: some reason I got home and everything was fine except
Speaker 2: my roast pork fried rice no vegetables, had vegetables in it.
Speaker 2: So I called again, tiptoeing through the tulips, and I said, said, hey,
Speaker 2: you know, it's David.
Speaker 3: I I just left.
Speaker 2: Everything's fine except for my roast pork fed risinal vegetables.
Speaker 2: There's vegetables in it again? Oh so sorry, he says,
Speaker 2: my wife made the food tonight. Now I've warned you
Speaker 2: about her, yes, because she doesn't understand English as well
Speaker 2: as her husband does. And when you talk on the phone,
Speaker 2: she does that yelling thing.
Speaker 3: What do you want? You know? Right?
Speaker 2: And so she's the one who messed it up last time.
Speaker 2: So I said, well, you know, this is the second
Speaker 2: time she messed up my roast pork fed risinal vegetables.
Speaker 3: You guys know me for twenty years. I know vegetables.
Speaker 2: I don't know, so sorry, I said, all right, Well
Speaker 2: can I he goes come back now? So I said,
Speaker 2: I can't come back now. I'm want dinner time here?
Speaker 3: Uh sure, I can't. Can I get a credit for
Speaker 3: next time there? Come now? Okay? Great?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I said, so, I said, I'd really like
Speaker 2: a credit. Okay, thank you, and he hung.
Speaker 3: Up on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep that he understood, but chose not to understand
Speaker 2: by hanging up the phone like he knew what he
Speaker 2: was doing.
Speaker 3: There. He's like, oh, he heard that you wanted money back?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, And you keep complaining to your his wife
Speaker 2: like that you're gonna get a roast pork lo main,
Speaker 2: no vegetables with an extra clam sauce.
Speaker 3: Hawk Tour.
Speaker 2: You get a little hawk tour in your in your
Speaker 2: I like, I like the way you put a scary
Speaker 2: Jones Brooklyn guy doing a Chinese accent on the.
Speaker 3: Ha like like the Hawk Tour girl. Yeah, they're gonna give.
Speaker 2: You that Hawk tour and spin on that thing, because
Speaker 2: I can now that that ain't lobster sauces.
Speaker 3: That what you're saying, it's clam sauce.
Speaker 2: They don't sell clam sauce in Chinese restaurants, yes, they do,
Speaker 2: not like Italian clam sauce. It may have maybe clams,
Speaker 2: maybe it's okay, And there's no lobster in the lobster sauce.
Speaker 3: It's sauce for the lobster, okay.
Speaker 2: So I'm a beast with this story that's breaking like
Speaker 2: right now, and I'm sure that by the time you
Speaker 2: hear this, it'll be because you said, oh ship as
Speaker 2: you looked at your phone and you hit the song.
Speaker 3: So what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: At first it was a rumor. It was like an
Speaker 2: interinet rumor. But now it looks like it's true. It's verified.
Speaker 2: Now some news sources like The Post are posting this.
Speaker 2: The Post is everybody is posting this. Okay, it's legit.
Speaker 2: Don't yuck my, don't tell me this is fake. No.
Speaker 3: Last night, cold Play played Boston.
Speaker 2: They played Gillette Stadium last night and they played songs
Speaker 2: by the band Boss. Cold Play played in Boston's met
Speaker 2: Life Stadium yesterday, which is not in Boston, but it's
Speaker 2: it's Gillette Stadium. Yeah, MetLife is Jersey. I met you,
Speaker 2: I said, I said, Jillette the first time you fucked
Speaker 2: me up? Stop Stop.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: You know how a baseball games and concerts they like
Speaker 2: to go to the crowd and they do the kiss
Speaker 2: cam and sometimes it's a bit you know they have
Speaker 2: you know that the third one is always like two
Speaker 2: guys sitting next together and they look at each other like, well,
Speaker 2: they're doing the kiss cam. At the Coldplay show while
Speaker 2: Coldplay was on stage, I guess as they make this
Speaker 2: a bit in the you know, in the middle of
Speaker 2: their set. Okay, all of a sudden, the camera a
Speaker 2: very looking uh, a very good looking uh guy in
Speaker 2: his like middle aged guy behind a woman and who
Speaker 2: and and he she's in the throes of passion with him,
Speaker 2: like he's hugging her from behind, and she's like looking forward.
Speaker 3: They're both looking at the camera. Okay, so far, so good,
Speaker 3: So far, so good.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, as soon as the camera go,
Speaker 2: you know, he sees them and they notice they're on camera.
Speaker 2: The two of them are like deer in headlights, and
Speaker 2: they're like and they duck. They literally know. And then
Speaker 2: and Chris Martin, I'm gonna play with the audio right now,
Speaker 2: says they're alive in the moment. So either these two
Speaker 2: people are having an affair or they're just shy and
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna play that for you right now.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, shere it come. I gotta watch a commercial first. No,
Speaker 3: you know what, no free commercials. Commercials. Yeah, turn on.
Speaker 3: I got a question. Yeah. Was he sitting behind her
Speaker 3: or was he standing in front of both of them?
Speaker 2: Was standing watching the show? They were standing watching the show.
Speaker 2: I mean it's all over. It's all over.
Speaker 3: You just google it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eighty thousand people at the stadium and the camera
Speaker 2: picks them out.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, Yes, and here it comes in.
Speaker 2: I guess, uh, three to two one, So they were
Speaker 2: going into one of their songs and the kiss camra
Speaker 2: is on them, so here it.
Speaker 3: Is all right, what either an affair?
Speaker 2: And as it turns out, they were having an affair
Speaker 2: because the Internet strikes again, the guy was called out.
Speaker 2: It's the CEO of a company and all, and he.
Speaker 3: Was having an affair.
Speaker 2: I guess with the chief people officer or the CPP
Speaker 2: the chief people pleaser. It looks like in this case
Speaker 2: either way, the two of them having a tour and affair.
Speaker 2: I know nothing about these guys. If he's married, if
Speaker 2: she's married, if.
Speaker 3: This what's going.
Speaker 2: I just googled what is the stadium capacity or a
Speaker 2: concert of Gillette Stadium sixty five thousand roughly.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: I don't know about marital statuses or anything like that,
Speaker 2: but the way that they went, and you'll see the
Speaker 2: video everywhere by the time you've heard this podcast, I saw, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just I just saw the video. It's it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: You could tell comble it's not a bit. At first,
Speaker 2: people were like, ah, that's got to be a.
Speaker 3: Bit, ha ha ha.
Speaker 2: They do that all the time at these you know,
Speaker 2: with these kiss cams. But my god, that is it's
Speaker 2: fifty five thousand people. Did they not see the camera
Speaker 2: in front of them, like lower down like you sually
Speaker 2: the camera walks around the arena unless it zoomed in
Speaker 2: from like really far away. Wow, jes's of all, imagine
Speaker 2: what are the hots? Sixty five thousand.
Speaker 3: One thousand and one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy, but you know, you don't want to
Speaker 2: ruin people's marriages.
Speaker 3: I mean Chris Chris Mark and obviously called it out.
Speaker 2: He said it tongue in cheek. I guess in the moment.
Speaker 2: I mean it was happening. He was watching it live
Speaker 2: and as he was strumming his guitar, and then he
Speaker 2: sees them just you know, head for the hills.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: If it if it happened internally in the stadium, then
Speaker 2: initially only people in the stadium might have been aware
Speaker 2: of it, right, and if you didn't recognize those people,
Speaker 2: it would have been on it one and done right.
Speaker 2: But people filmed it, Yeah, people watch it. Yeah, people
Speaker 2: filmed it and posted it. Yeah, that's how it got out.
Speaker 2: But you imagine you're that guy's you're that woman's husband
Speaker 2: or that guy's wife, and the entire internet is now
Speaker 2: aware that they were cheating and then they come home
Speaker 2: and what are they going to say?
Speaker 3: It's not what it looked like. She was cold and
Speaker 3: I was keeping her warm.
Speaker 2: No, because they were in the they were literally fully
Speaker 2: embraced there.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, you know.
Speaker 2: And now I'm thinking, like, how could they have possibly
Speaker 2: played it off? If think about this for a second.
Speaker 2: Let's say the camera came to them and they continued
Speaker 2: on and this the smiling. Now it's unassuming. It's a
Speaker 2: fleeting moment and you're just another couple in the crowd,
Speaker 2: and there's a far less chance that the two of
Speaker 2: them are gonna be caught at that point.
Speaker 3: Do you agree?
Speaker 2: Or what Karon smiled or kept hugging. Nobody would have
Speaker 2: posted that. That's what I'm saying. They're they're listen. Ultimately,
Speaker 2: it's their fault because they were cheating or having an affair.
Speaker 2: We don't even we think we don't know yet that
Speaker 2: that part of the story hasn't developed.
Speaker 3: As in the podcast.
Speaker 2: If their company doesn't allow fratnizing, they could be fired
Speaker 2: just for fooling around with a coworker.
Speaker 3: But he's the CEO, so is he going to fire himself?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: If there's a board that that he has to answer to.
Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of company it is. If
Speaker 2: there's a board of directors. Being a CEO, he could
Speaker 2: still you know, be in trouble. But I'm saying he's screwed,
Speaker 2: is what I'm saying. Literally, he's left. And the fact
Speaker 2: that people like outing his company and doxing him like that,
Speaker 2: well that's the Internet for you. I mean, you didn't
Speaker 2: think that was going to be held private. No one's
Speaker 2: gonna and no one needs to know what company he runs.
Speaker 3: When people see something like that, they're like, we found
Speaker 3: you cheaters. Let's let's dox them any chance we get, let's.
Speaker 2: Go what What I'm what I'm saying is you don't
Speaker 2: need to dox them. You could just be like, oh,
Speaker 2: this guy's the CEO of a company and she's his
Speaker 2: vice president of a company whatever.
Speaker 3: No, people doesn't happen. But no one needs to know
Speaker 3: what company.
Speaker 2: Because people want to People want to be able to
Speaker 2: tattletale and be like, haha, gotcha, here's the gotcha mom.
Speaker 3: It's too much.
Speaker 2: It's bad enough that, I mean, they cheated, I get it,
Speaker 2: But you don't need to ruin your company.
Speaker 3: People work for that company.
Speaker 2: Course, what if what if the company loses money and
Speaker 2: the employees lose their jobs because this guy's a douchebag
Speaker 2: fooled around with his coworker. We don't know the story.
Speaker 2: Once again, what's her title? The chief people are She's
Speaker 2: the CPO so's people officer.
Speaker 3: He's a people she's chief of them. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And she and how does want to become a made
Speaker 2: up title like the chief people office? We have a
Speaker 2: lot of companies have that, the chief people officer. I
Speaker 2: think that's more of like it's about the culture of
Speaker 2: the company, almost like an HR.
Speaker 3: Does I heeart have a Yes, we do, actually these
Speaker 3: days we do.
Speaker 2: We hired one of don't Oh must have been right
Speaker 2: after I love they took my money and paid the
Speaker 2: chief people.
Speaker 3: Well we've got some extra cash. Now, let's a people offer.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, though, I love what they're doing with
Speaker 2: you know, kiss cams are one thing, but uh, did
Speaker 2: you see a couple of weeks ago I got to
Speaker 2: hand it to the Mets City Field what they did
Speaker 2: with their jumbotrons in between innings?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Well, which one they do something funny
Speaker 3: all the time? Well, this, well, it was.
Speaker 2: It was the Subway series Yankees Mets. I mean it's
Speaker 2: taboo to put other team's logo on the screen, right,
Speaker 2: the visitors are never on the screen. It's always the
Speaker 2: home team. But but at City Field for the He's
Speaker 2: Mets series, they purposefully sought out Yankee fans wearing Yankee gear,
Speaker 2: Yankee hats, and as soon as the person was caught
Speaker 2: on on the camera, high how you doing my Yankee
Speaker 2: hat on a Snapchat filter goes over the Yankee hat
Speaker 2: and turns into a Mets Yeah, brilliant, brilliant, Yes, ten
Speaker 2: out of ten.
Speaker 3: I love the Mets for that.
Speaker 2: And they did something else too, right, they didn't see
Speaker 2: think they they do.
Speaker 3: This all the time. Though.
Speaker 2: They'll put up you know, like when the guy's at bat,
Speaker 2: they put up the guy on the on the home team,
Speaker 2: his stats is batting average. Right. For the other teams,
Speaker 2: they sometimes put up derogatory like little known facts about
Speaker 2: the player to like insult them, you know, like court
Speaker 2: for shoplifting when he was younger, like whatever. But they
Speaker 2: put up embarrassing things about the other team's players. It's
Speaker 2: very funny. So kudos are doing a great job at
Speaker 2: City field for the Mets.
Speaker 3: Love it. Oh my god. So anyway, all right, so
Speaker 3: we talk sports at all.
Speaker 2: Let's just talk on baseball, and then we got to
Speaker 2: take our first break. Okay, well today is Thursday as
Speaker 2: we record this, but yesterday was Wednesday, which was officially
Speaker 2: no sports day.
Speaker 3: That's right the day.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if the WNBA played, but the
Speaker 2: main four sports baseball, football, basketball, and hockey.
Speaker 3: The ones matter. I didn't say that, you replied it.
Speaker 2: Nope, nope, I'm not aware if the WNBA played, because
Speaker 2: I believe they're All Star Game, right, I believe they're
Speaker 2: All Star game. For some reason, was on at the
Speaker 2: same time as the Major League Baseball All Star Game.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure why they would do that. They should
Speaker 2: have put it on yesterday when there was no baseball.
Speaker 2: But anyway, major League Baseball did something new this year
Speaker 2: and they had a tie game. Now, a number of
Speaker 2: years ago, the All Star Game ended in a tie,
Speaker 2: and because there was no winner, people were upset that
Speaker 2: they ended the game. But you can't really go extra
Speaker 2: innings in an All Star Game because you run out
Speaker 2: of players and pitchers. Because they try to get everyone
Speaker 2: in a game in nine innings, they pitch an inning,
Speaker 2: they have a pinch hit, pinch runner. By the time
Speaker 2: the ninth inning comes around, there's really no pitchers left.
Speaker 2: Everybody's played, and they don't want to wear the players
Speaker 2: out of risk injury, so they just ended the game
Speaker 2: in a tie. So then they made it where they
Speaker 2: made it, like, well, okay, from now on, the game
Speaker 2: counts and whichever team wins gets home field vantage in
Speaker 2: the World Series for your league. People hated that idea,
Speaker 2: so last last the other night, they ripped out a
Speaker 2: new idea for a game that was a tie after nine,
Speaker 2: which is used in soccer and hockey. No, it's not
Speaker 2: a similar similar thing is with a shootout to hockey,
Speaker 2: it's a sudden death situation. Yeah, okay, but here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Come on, hold on, the point of my story is
Speaker 2: why you're wrong, So give me a minute. In soccer,
Speaker 2: the players on the field take turns trying to kick
Speaker 2: a goal in sudden death. Right, it's a it's a
Speaker 2: penalty kick type of situation. In hockey they do the
Speaker 2: same thing. They do a shoot off, right, a goal
Speaker 2: scoring shootoff right, where the players who play the game
Speaker 2: are trying to score a goal within the same basic
Speaker 2: rule of the sport. Okay, but in baseball you can't
Speaker 2: have a home run off with the pitchers from the
Speaker 2: other team.
Speaker 3: So they brought in like the.
Speaker 2: What do they call it, the batting practice coaches, the
Speaker 2: guys who throw VP, like old guys who retired to run,
Speaker 2: the coaching staff to lob the ball into the players. Now,
Speaker 2: it was interesting, it was exciting, it was fun, and
Speaker 2: it was the All Star Game, which is an exhibition.
Speaker 3: It was fine.
Speaker 2: But now they're talking about maybe in the future, after
Speaker 2: twelve innings, make that the way you settle games. Now,
Speaker 2: can you imagine the last game of the season to
Speaker 2: see who gets in the playoffs? It's a make up
Speaker 2: break game and is decided by two old guys lobbing
Speaker 2: the ball randomly to three guys in.
Speaker 3: A home run derby.
Speaker 2: That's not the rules of baseball to have some guy
Speaker 2: on the field behind a batting cage like a protective shield,
Speaker 2: lobbing the ball in. So I don't want that in baseball.
Speaker 2: I just want to get that out there. But as
Speaker 2: an All Star game, as a gimmick, I loved it.
Speaker 3: Did you like it? I did enjoy it? Yes, I
Speaker 3: thought it was different.
Speaker 2: It was refreshing and well now that the National League
Speaker 2: won after blowing that five run lead earlier in the game, anyway,
Speaker 2: whatever it was, Yeah, anyway, so that's all. I don't
Speaker 2: want that in baseball and that's it. That's my opinion.
Speaker 2: So but it was fun for an All Star game. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was fun, but it was.
Speaker 3: You have to admit it was like sudden death.
Speaker 2: It was because it basically they didn't score the traditional way.
Speaker 2: They just basically said, smack them over the wall, baby,
Speaker 2: we gotta we gotta get a winner. Now here is
Speaker 2: something you can relate to. I'm going a little bit
Speaker 2: little bit of a secret, but this is something that
Speaker 2: fans should be outraged by.
Speaker 3: People were asking why Aaron.
Speaker 2: Judge, who's the got the second most home runs in
Speaker 2: baseball at the moment, and and Cal Rawley for the Mariners,
Speaker 2: who was the most home runs in baseball, why they
Speaker 2: weren't on the American League team for the home run
Speaker 2: derby at the end? Wouldn't you put your biggest home
Speaker 2: run hitters in the game, But this must win competition,
Speaker 2: right of course. Well here's why scary Aaron Judge and
Speaker 2: Cal Rawly started the game. They played a couple of
Speaker 2: innings and they were taken out, which is traditional in
Speaker 2: All Star games. By the time the game ended, they
Speaker 2: left the stadium. They didn't stay for the end.
Speaker 3: They were gone. Oh shit, they weren't even there.
Speaker 2: No, they had private jets waiting for them, and they left.
Speaker 3: They left.
Speaker 2: So how can you tell me that the All Star
Speaker 2: Game has meaning went half to all the people from.
Speaker 3: The beginning of the game. They left, They weren't even there.
Speaker 3: That's awful, gone, awful, awful.
Speaker 2: So it reminds me of times that we have left
Speaker 2: concerts early to get some sleep. So I felt justified
Speaker 2: when we did it because we had to work in
Speaker 2: the morning and it'll leave early. But you imagine major
Speaker 2: League Baseball players who were picked, especially out of all
Speaker 2: the baseball players, you are selected to be one of
Speaker 2: the few, the proud that the special All Star players,
Speaker 2: and you don't even stay till the end to see
Speaker 2: who wins, and you.
Speaker 3: Expect us to care who wins. Yeah, I mean, come.
Speaker 2: On, that's wrong, right, it's wrong, right right, right, it's wrong, right,
Speaker 2: right right. So David Wright having his number retired on Saturday, Okay,
Speaker 2: we'll talk.
Speaker 3: He's right. The Glyn Boys Podcast. We will be right back.
Speaker 3: We've been very, very very sports heavy. We just started.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going to talk about sports. I want to
Speaker 2: talk about problems I'm having with small children this week.
Speaker 2: Oh do you scary Jones moment? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, I want to hear the gross Do you
Speaker 2: want to hear the gross story than the really gross
Speaker 2: story or the really gross story.
Speaker 3: Than the grocery I need to build up.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm invited over my friend's house for dinner
Speaker 2: this past weekend and then they're serving Italian food and
Speaker 2: he has six your old son, five or six years old,
Speaker 2: very cute kid. And you know, when you have Italian food,
Speaker 2: you like to have grated cheese. And they put out
Speaker 2: like an antipasta, which is, you know, salami and perjudo
Speaker 2: and cheese, very nice platter to begin dinner. And then
Speaker 2: we had the main course, the Italian food. So the
Speaker 2: sun the kid's not really eating dinner at the table, Okay,
Speaker 2: he's kind of running around and he comes over and
Speaker 2: he takes a piece of salami off of the tray
Speaker 2: and he takes a big bite of it. He goes yummy,
Speaker 2: and then he puts it back in the tray.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, now I got to pick around and
Speaker 2: only eat what's not being touched by the kids. Saliva.
Speaker 2: But all right, no problem, you can get away with that. Well,
Speaker 2: we're eating dinner, and you know, the Italian food comes
Speaker 2: out very nice, delicious, and they bring out the grated
Speaker 2: cheese and put on the table and it's got a
Speaker 2: spoon in it, right, it's the original container. They put
Speaker 2: a spoon in the cheese and I put a little
Speaker 2: on my food and it's good. And then I everyone
Speaker 2: you know, puts little cheese on their food. And the
Speaker 2: kid comes over and we're talking about I going, oh,
Speaker 2: does your son like the cheese?
Speaker 3: Oh? He loves cheese. It loves it, you know.
Speaker 2: So he comes over and he goes, I love cheese,
Speaker 2: and he takes the spoon out of the cheese and
Speaker 2: he eats the cheese on the spoon, a mouthful of cheese,
Speaker 2: the spoon back in the cheese.
Speaker 3: I saw this. I saw this coming a mile away. Wow,
Speaker 3: his parents see that.
Speaker 2: Everybody at the table saw it, and and and everyone
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 3: Ah, cute. I can't eat the cheese now, no way,
Speaker 3: You're done, You're done. Wait a second.
Speaker 2: The parents at that point didn't say, hey, let me
Speaker 2: just take the spoon out.
Speaker 3: We're gonna sorry, we're gonna do have a do over
Speaker 3: with the cheese. Just what you gonna do? The spoon
Speaker 3: went back into the cheese.
Speaker 2: You can't take the It wasn't like they put it
Speaker 2: wasn't like they took the cheese and put it in
Speaker 2: a container like like a like a like a serving dish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a bowl. No, I know you got the
Speaker 3: whole cheese.
Speaker 2: That that that whole like bowl of cheese is now contaminated.
Speaker 3: No, it's not contaminated if it's my kid.
Speaker 2: So I get why they didn't react because they didn't
Speaker 2: they weren't thinking about the fact that the rest of
Speaker 2: us at the table aren't gonna eat that cheese. Now,
Speaker 2: they should have thought about you, guys, that's the first
Speaker 2: person I would think of, is someone other than myself?
Speaker 3: How selfish are his parents?
Speaker 2: I don't know, But shouldn't they have said, like, I'm
Speaker 2: really sorry, Yeah, I'm really sorry, Like if you don't
Speaker 2: want to eat the cheese to totally get it, yes,
Speaker 2: you know, he and and he goes, you know, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna mention the kid's name. But it's just like
Speaker 2: call a mikey. Shouldn't they have said, like, Mike, you
Speaker 2: don't do that, you know, I think.
Speaker 3: You should dox him right here on the podcast. No, No,
Speaker 3: I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: No, I want to be invited back to dinner. But
Speaker 2: I you know, I mean ISLAMI thing was one thing
Speaker 2: because you could just don't eat the salami that's under
Speaker 2: the sea.
Speaker 3: But now it's cheese and it's everywhere. It's great grated cheese,
Speaker 3: right yea, yeah, grated cheese. There's nothing.
Speaker 2: So I'm right, well, there's no way in hell even
Speaker 2: if they switched the spoon, you can't go back.
Speaker 3: That's it. It's over now. If you went, if you went.
Speaker 2: Back to their house in a month and you had
Speaker 2: Italian food again and another cheese container came out, how
Speaker 2: long before you're convinced it's no longer the same cheese container?
Speaker 3: Six months? Nah, you could go two three months.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna be questioning everything that's been put in
Speaker 2: front of me because I'm like, wait a second, how
Speaker 2: do I know this kid didn't you know, dip his
Speaker 2: fingers in the sauce, you.
Speaker 3: Know, or whatever? It was, you know, prior to me
Speaker 3: getting there or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, it sounds like they're very relaxed in the
Speaker 2: in the house, with the way that they eat theirs,
Speaker 2: not this. How about six months later, you're convinced it's
Speaker 2: a new cheese, but you don't know for a fact
Speaker 2: whether that kid ate with a spoon out of that cheese. Also,
Speaker 2: maybe that's a thing he does all the time. In fact,
Speaker 2: maybe he had eaten out of the container before I
Speaker 2: ever put my cheese on my food, and I didn't
Speaker 2: see it because it happened that last night or the
Speaker 2: day before.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a fresh open cheese.
Speaker 2: It was like an eighty percent cheese that could have eaten.
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, I can't never eat cheese at that house again.
Speaker 3: Now you're pretty much screwed. You can't. Yeah, no, I.
Speaker 2: Don't have to bring my own cheese. If I they
Speaker 2: invite me over, I'll bring my own cheese.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's here's my next child problem. Oh you're oh,
Speaker 2: this is a litany of problems. This is like a
Speaker 2: rolling list. I told, Okay, what's the second one?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: No, because okay, because this is the first for you, David, Bro,
Speaker 2: you usually defend the kids and rip love case. You
Speaker 2: rip me love kids because I had no tolerance for kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love kids. Okay. So this weekend at the
Speaker 3: community pool in my where I live, or smell feces.
Speaker 3: You want to tell the story, Oh, that is that
Speaker 3: what happened? I had no idea, Bro.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, But when I think, when I hear
Speaker 2: the words listen, listen to me.
Speaker 3: This is my brain. My brain tells me this.
Speaker 2: I hear the words community pool, I'm like, shit, pitt.
Speaker 3: That that's what was going through out of my head. Okay.
Speaker 2: So normally when I swim, I swim later in the
Speaker 2: day when it's empty. Everybody's on their way to dinner.
Speaker 2: I go at dinner time. You know, no one's around,
Speaker 2: nobody's home. I go, and I go, I go swimming.
Speaker 2: Usually it's like one person in the pool. Well, somebody
Speaker 2: must have invited their family over to use.
Speaker 3: The community pool.
Speaker 2: Oh, because there was a young couple with a with
Speaker 2: a with a baby girl in the pool and I've
Speaker 2: never seen them before.
Speaker 3: They must not live there.
Speaker 2: I think there were guesses an older couple that was there,
Speaker 2: and I like to hang out in the deep end
Speaker 2: by the ladder.
Speaker 3: I go in with the ladder, I hang on the
Speaker 3: deep end. All the kids are over the other end
Speaker 3: of the pool by the staff.
Speaker 2: The ladder pretty much guarantees that you're not gonna have
Speaker 2: any kids around you. I agree with that. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm in the deep end. Well, the kids got floaties on.
Speaker 2: So Dad thinks it's a good idea to like swim
Speaker 2: with heart to the deep end and teacher how to
Speaker 2: climb up the ladder. So I'm like, uh, this is
Speaker 2: my area. What are you doing over here? So the
Speaker 2: kids like dang, I am to dang. I know, you know, Okay,
Speaker 2: go up the ladder. Okay, jump, go up the ladder. Jump.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, can I please?
Speaker 2: Because what I do is I set up a table
Speaker 2: near the ladder, and I have my phone playing music,
Speaker 2: so it's my own world. So I'm like, fuck, my
Speaker 2: phone is playing like hard rock music and this kid
Speaker 2: is jumping off the ladder.
Speaker 3: The kid's like, I don't know, a year and a
Speaker 3: half old, you sounded like me every day, Brody.
Speaker 2: Nope, nope, nope, no, whatever I have to do for
Speaker 2: that not to happen anyway. Anyway, the kid goes back
Speaker 2: to the shallow end, and when the kid climbed up
Speaker 2: the ladder.
Speaker 3: As a parent, I always do the swimmy's check. You
Speaker 3: know what a swimmy is.
Speaker 2: Swimmy is the two arms with the floatable things. I'm
Speaker 2: referring to the swim diaper.
Speaker 3: Oh, the swim diaper. Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 2: Okay, these are the ones that like they're water a
Speaker 2: legedly waterproof and absorbent inside. And uh they they tightly
Speaker 2: like elastic band around your legs to keep in whatever
Speaker 2: may come out when you're in the pool. Oh. In fact,
Speaker 2: you might go to pool sometimes where they say children
Speaker 2: must be wearing swim diapers.
Speaker 3: Right, you can't just regular diapers?
Speaker 2: Is there? Does the water from the pool get into
Speaker 2: the diaper at that point?
Speaker 3: No? No, it's designed.
Speaker 2: I mean, does a little get in I don't know,
Speaker 2: but it's designed not to let water in or urine out.
Speaker 3: Whatever. Oh oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know
Speaker 3: they made that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well again, you don't have kids, so I see
Speaker 2: that the kid have. I'm like, okay, swimmy check done.
Speaker 2: Kids in sweat bets, no problem. The kid goes back
Speaker 2: to the into the pool, and I look, and I
Speaker 2: got like twenty minutes left before the pool closes. I'm
Speaker 2: Jollian life. I'm in the deep end, and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, I smell the most awful thing, awful, awful,
Speaker 2: awful off and I look and the guy is changing
Speaker 2: his daughter's diaper on one of the lounge chairs. Whoa,
Speaker 2: and it's complete it's complete diarrhea. And I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: gross here. It drips on the guy's leg as he's
Speaker 2: changing it. Now look now, listen, I'm at pool level.
Speaker 2: My head is above the pool level by a little bit.
Speaker 2: So I'm looking at his legs. Right his legs. I
Speaker 2: can see under the lounge he got a little drippage.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: So he lifts the kid up to wipe the kid down,
Speaker 2: and he's wiping the kid down and it's it's just
Speaker 2: a mess, and it's just wafting. It's just wafting, and
Speaker 2: it's like ninety degrees on its ship and it's like, pooh,
Speaker 2: it's ship, baby, baby, it's horrible.
Speaker 3: Freeze it for us. That's free shit for David Brodie,
Speaker 3: ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Free for us, David Brodie, what what do you owe
Speaker 2: this honor? So then I start thinking, Okay, it must
Speaker 2: have happened in the shallow end.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming. I'm assuming the swimmy's.
Speaker 2: Held okay, but I don't know for a fact they
Speaker 2: held completely. So now I'm done, I'm out of the pool.
Speaker 2: I get out of the pool. He cleans the kid up,
Speaker 2: puts on new diapers. Great, listen, I'm not blaming the guy.
Speaker 2: There's nothing you can do this thing. You know, these
Speaker 2: things happen nasty. But now I'm like, I get I
Speaker 2: put my shoes on, my socks, I dry off, whatever,
Speaker 2: and I walk down. As I'm leaving, the exit is
Speaker 2: by the shallow end, so I'm looking in the shallow
Speaker 2: end to see if there's any remnants of anything, to
Speaker 2: see if anything, Like nobody else is getting out. There's
Speaker 2: other like two other families with kids. Nobody's moving, so
Speaker 2: I'm assuming nothing happened. But but poop baby is like
Speaker 2: he left the poop diaper on the ground. No, no,
Speaker 2: he didn't leave, but it's still on the ground because
Speaker 2: he's still dressing the kid back up as I'm leaving.
Speaker 3: So I'm saying, for.
Speaker 2: A split second there I did understand Scary Jones's aversion
Speaker 2: Thank You to Small Children, than I did understand it.
Speaker 3: Poop Baby was too much for even me, because even.
Speaker 2: Though it's a big pool, if one drop of poo
Speaker 2: poop comes out in the pool, the whole pole's bad.
Speaker 3: The whole pole is ruined, ruined.
Speaker 2: I tell you, your last story reminded me of that
Speaker 2: ill fated day in August poop your pants a few
Speaker 2: years ago when I was at an ac and it
Speaker 2: was the hottest day of the year, and we were
Speaker 2: all in the pool at the Golden Nugget and then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, a brown nugget, a brown nugget
Speaker 2: came floating by the pool, and they had to shock
Speaker 2: the pool and do what you gotta do, put the
Speaker 2: chemicals in.
Speaker 3: We didn't go to the pool the rest of the day.
Speaker 2: We weren't allowed, and it was frankly at that point
Speaker 2: we just kind of lost our mojo to go in
Speaker 2: the pool.
Speaker 3: But what do you how does that? How does that happen?
Speaker 2: You think somebody does a leg lift and like releases
Speaker 2: the kracking and then like acts like.
Speaker 3: I don't know how it happens. It's weird man.
Speaker 2: But anyway, but what do you do if if you
Speaker 2: release the cracking in your bathing suit and it's a
Speaker 2: solid object? Come on, man, how do you get how
Speaker 2: do you get out of the pool? Because if you
Speaker 2: get out of the pool, it's gonna fall on the ground.
Speaker 2: And if you if you you have to let it
Speaker 2: out in the pool, right, Maybe no way to keep
Speaker 2: it well, it has like it probably has come out
Speaker 2: of a kid. At that point, they probably figured like
Speaker 2: he no, no, no no, Maybe they didn't feel that.
Speaker 2: Maybe just kind of slid right out. Could you balance
Speaker 2: it in the bayanus area of your bathing suit If
Speaker 2: you have a bathing suit that has like that internal netting,
Speaker 2: maybe it catches it.
Speaker 3: All right, it's your story, Scary. I'm just answering. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was just I don't want to dwell on it.
Speaker 2: I just want to reminisce for a minute. You realize
Speaker 2: the golden nugget. Either the pool is going to be
Speaker 2: like golden or have a nugget like two options.
Speaker 3: I'm not good, I got a nugget. Okay. I'm a
Speaker 3: question for you.
Speaker 2: Based on the track record, Scary, you have said that
Speaker 2: if you're in a pool and a hot girl piece,
Speaker 2: it's fine. This hot girl pee is fine, yep. But
Speaker 2: if it's an ugly girl, you're out disgusting. What if
Speaker 2: it's hot girl poop? No, I'm out, I'm out. What
Speaker 2: if it's very hot girl poop? No?
Speaker 3: Stop it, stop it? No, no, come on, man, I
Speaker 3: don't want to I don't want to talk about this stuff.
Speaker 3: This is nasty. Well I did say this though.
Speaker 2: Remember, Yeah, there's a difference between being in the pool
Speaker 2: with someone who peas.
Speaker 3: Versus them being outside the pool and then peeing into
Speaker 3: the pool. Yeah, if you see it, it's worse, but
Speaker 3: it's the same thing. If you think of it, you're
Speaker 3: getting the same liquid.
Speaker 2: If someone's standing over the pool peeing into it, you're like, ah,
Speaker 2: But if someone's peeing in the.
Speaker 3: Pool and while they're in the pool, is it as bad?
Speaker 3: It's not as bad, right, or maybe it is. I
Speaker 3: don't know. It's okay. It's like you go to a restaurant.
Speaker 3: You know they're handling the food with their hands.
Speaker 2: You know that their bare hands are touching your food,
Speaker 2: but you don't see it, right, right, But if they
Speaker 2: come to your table and they're like making the guak
Speaker 2: at your table and they're using their bare hands to
Speaker 2: like massage and mix up the guaka.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, rah, yeah, same thing, same thing with vermin, rats, mice.
Speaker 2: You know that if you're eating in a boiling basement
Speaker 2: of Manhattan in the Lower East Side in the middle
Speaker 2: of July, you know that you know the the the
Speaker 2: the rodents rule the roost, and that there's water bugs
Speaker 2: and mice and disgusting this and who knows if it
Speaker 2: reached the food or not, but you're assuming the best
Speaker 2: out of sight, out of mind.
Speaker 3: Is this what you were thinking when you were at
Speaker 3: Tuxedo China? Whoever? That place was, Tiny's Tuxedo?
Speaker 2: Okay, do you remember the bit that I used to
Speaker 2: have Elvis do on the Morning Show where I would
Speaker 2: look up on the Board of Health website restaurants that
Speaker 2: failed their inspections.
Speaker 3: Yes, of course that was classic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would have him read what they were
Speaker 2: fined for. Maybe we should do that again, pull up
Speaker 2: the I'll try to find that page again.
Speaker 3: It's been a long time. And it was like this
Speaker 3: didn't wash hands, vermin, fecal matter.
Speaker 2: It was like a whole list of stuff and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, like eighty seven violations in the past
Speaker 2: six months. So speaking of eighty five violations and dirty diners,
Speaker 2: my cousin carmined this guy is a relic.
Speaker 3: He he.
Speaker 2: I don't know how he gets by from day to day.
Speaker 2: Member's only jacket, can't cook for somelf.
Speaker 3: I love him to death. He's my favorite. He's funny
Speaker 3: as hell. Man.
Speaker 2: He would be he would make a great third third
Speaker 2: voice on this podcast. He's I would have him on
Speaker 2: instead of you in a minute a mile a minute. Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 2: So he also he also has the opposite schedule as us.
Speaker 2: He is awake during the nighttime and sleepy. He works
Speaker 2: all the time. That would be the opposite of me. Okay,
Speaker 2: but over he's he wakes. His day starts at like
Speaker 2: three pm and it ends at six am. So the
Speaker 2: poor guy does not.
Speaker 3: Have a microwave. I mean, he's got a house, but
Speaker 3: he doesn't use it. He doesn't know, he doesn't use
Speaker 3: the stoven't he doesn't use the stove.
Speaker 2: He has no microwave, and he likes to go to
Speaker 2: buy some food during the day for his quote dinner
Speaker 2: at two am.
Speaker 3: He eats dinner at two am, so he goes.
Speaker 2: He goes to get some food, like pre made food, right,
Speaker 2: and they put it, puts it in the refrigerator, and
Speaker 2: then when it's time to eat, he ticks it out
Speaker 2: of the fridge, puts it in the oven.
Speaker 3: To heat it up. That's his routine.
Speaker 2: That's coffee well a few weeks ago. I don't know
Speaker 2: what possessed him to do what he did, but he
Speaker 2: he takes the food out of the fridge, puts it
Speaker 2: in the in the in the oven to heat it up. Okay,
Speaker 2: the oven is broken. He's freaking out. My oven is broken.
Speaker 2: I can't heat up my food. Doesn't know how to
Speaker 2: put it on the stove or warm things up that way,
Speaker 2: God forbid he should.
Speaker 3: He just doesn't. Doesn't is that?
Speaker 2: Does parents not teach him how to do that? I
Speaker 2: would tell him to google it, but he probably doesn't
Speaker 2: have a cell phone or the internet. He has pots
Speaker 2: and pants, does not compute, does not doesn't understand what
Speaker 2: so what does he do?
Speaker 3: He wants to do some takeout? Bro? Does he eats
Speaker 3: on his phone or any app?
Speaker 2: Okay, the guy doesn't have a microwave, he doesn't have
Speaker 2: uber eats. Come on, he stills a clamshell phone, one
Speaker 2: of those old school phones. It doesn't it's not even
Speaker 2: like a regular phone, like at least he's not using
Speaker 2: a rotary.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, the guy does not have ubre eeds. He doesn't.
Speaker 2: He doesn't believe in it. He doesn't established by the
Speaker 2: fact he does not use the stove. But okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: so what does he do at two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: He goes online looking for which diners may be open
Speaker 2: so he can have dinner. Oh, he went online. That's
Speaker 2: something I give him credit for that. Where do you
Speaker 2: think what's open at two in the morning in the
Speaker 2: area where he lives in Brooklyn?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Something ten minutes away in Coney Island. Okay, got a
Speaker 2: nail fail, right, because I mean, Coney Island's great, the
Speaker 2: home of the cyclones or whatever in the daytime at
Speaker 2: two o'clock in the morning, would you be traveling through there? No,
Speaker 2: But we all know that, and he knows that he's
Speaker 2: a smart guy. So he he finds the one place
Speaker 2: that's open, orders a bunch of food from it, and
Speaker 2: then they don't have a delivery, so he goes, I'll
Speaker 2: come pick it up. So so it so he said
Speaker 2: are we reading about twenty minutes? So he gets in
Speaker 2: his car to go pick up the food. Okay, what
Speaker 2: do you think he sees brody when he when he
Speaker 2: gets there opens up the door of the diner. A rat,
Speaker 2: four menacing looking guys, and a bunch of prostitutes hang
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 3: And it was that old, that old. Maybe maybe they
Speaker 3: were going to a Halloween party, right, yeah, it was that.
Speaker 2: It was that saloon scene where the record is playing
Speaker 2: and then the double doors open up and this random,
Speaker 2: pale white guy with gold chains from the eighties comes
Speaker 2: in and the record scratches, and everybody.
Speaker 3: Looks at him, like, what the fuck are you doing here? Buddy?
Speaker 3: You made you made a wrong turn somewhere. Son.
Speaker 2: He goes to pick up his food and he goes
Speaker 2: in and then he gets it. He comes back out
Speaker 2: and then finds out he locked himself out.
Speaker 3: Of his house.
Speaker 2: We goes home with the food locked and the house
Speaker 2: is locked. He his he forgot his keys. Now you
Speaker 2: would think, how did this door lock?
Speaker 3: No, he he must have.
Speaker 2: He left the keys in the house and then he
Speaker 2: and did not lie. It's one of those doors that
Speaker 2: locked from the inside. When you when you when you
Speaker 2: pull the door closed. But he but here's the thing,
Speaker 2: his key, right, He's got a ring. No listen, his
Speaker 2: key ring has his keys on it for his car,
Speaker 2: so anyone else, it's combined, right, like your house keys
Speaker 2: and your car keys are on the same ring. Yes, way,
Speaker 2: if you if you go into your car, you always
Speaker 2: have your house keys. If you have your house key,
Speaker 2: he's got separate rings. So he forgot his house key rings.
Speaker 2: Ring in his house, gets into his car the door.
Speaker 2: He doesn't realize until he gets back home that he
Speaker 2: doesn't have his house keys, so he slips in his
Speaker 2: car overnight at Holy with the food, Brody with the food.
Speaker 2: And this happened to have been a few weeks back
Speaker 2: when day remember that one hundred degree day we had
Speaker 2: here in the Northeast. It was that night he was
Speaker 2: woke up boiling with like drenched in sweat. Why didn't
Speaker 2: he go back to the restaurant, maybe spend the night
Speaker 2: with the prostitute. Probably she had her house keys.
Speaker 3: Poor guy. But I want to do something for him.
Speaker 3: What can I do for a hold up?
Speaker 2: Get him hire a locksmith for him, or get a
Speaker 2: lock that doesn't automatically locked. But I want to have
Speaker 2: him or have a hide a key installed on his
Speaker 2: car so that he can reach up onder the fender
Speaker 2: and get his house key if he has to, like
Speaker 2: a box or something, because that's what you should get him.
Speaker 2: But more importantly, if you know you have a door
Speaker 2: that automatically locks, then how do you leave your house
Speaker 2: without your key? How is your key not like hanging
Speaker 2: on a hook right by the door. And why isn't
Speaker 2: it on your car key chain? And why isn't there
Speaker 2: a house keys no car in your in the trunk
Speaker 2: of your car? Questioning so many questions, But but I
Speaker 2: just wanted to do simple things for him. I teach him,
Speaker 2: like first of all, upgrade his phone and then download
Speaker 2: like some some food apps, and you have show.
Speaker 3: Him show him how to like order food online that
Speaker 3: comes to your door.
Speaker 2: Now, look a number of years ago, probably four years ago,
Speaker 2: maybe I told you about the time I got locked
Speaker 2: out of my house. But if I remember correctly, the
Speaker 2: power the garage door wouldn't open. That's how I normally
Speaker 2: would have gotten in, right, So the fact that my
Speaker 2: door was locked and then my keys on me, it
Speaker 2: was I just got out. I don't remember why I
Speaker 2: was outside, but I'd walked out for a second and
Speaker 2: closed the door. Some bugs wouldn't get in, but I
Speaker 2: had garage doors that would open through. No fault of
Speaker 2: mine was I locked out of the house, but this
Speaker 2: situation Yeah, uh anyway, insanity. Yeah, Hormine is a comedy
Speaker 2: of errors. He's a relic, but I love him though.
Speaker 2: I love your call.
Speaker 3: If you're listening, he's not listening. He would he would
Speaker 3: know how to access to this podcast. You can't put
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 2: Put an app on a flip phone podcast uncle listening?
Speaker 2: Holy shit. Hey, I was out with my friend paper
Speaker 2: Menu the other day. We went for pizza and he
Speaker 2: was telling me about a problem he has with his neighbor. Now,
Speaker 2: anyone who lives on a street with houses, or even
Speaker 2: if you live in an apartment building, this could be appropriate. Hey,
Speaker 2: scary if you if you're in the lobby and you
Speaker 2: see somebody in the lobby that lives in your building
Speaker 2: and you know them relatively, you see them leaving the
Speaker 2: building and they make eye contact with you, they should
Speaker 2: wave right like.
Speaker 3: Hey, course, at least a head nod. We do the
Speaker 3: Brooklyn head nod like soup.
Speaker 2: So so, Paper Menu has a neighbor who, he said,
Speaker 2: tell me the story that, Uh, the husband very friendly,
Speaker 2: always waves, but the wife if he's outside, like mowing
Speaker 2: the lawn or whatever. If the wife will come home
Speaker 2: and pull up in her car, she'll get out of
Speaker 2: the car, look over in his direction and not give
Speaker 2: him the wave. Or if she's coming out of the
Speaker 2: house to go to her car, she doesn't give.
Speaker 3: Him the wave.
Speaker 2: He'll wave to her, and if he waves to her,
Speaker 2: she might wave back, but if she sees him first,
Speaker 2: she won't do the wave. And I feel like, you
Speaker 2: got to do the neighbor wave. Yeah, he's bothered by this.
Speaker 3: He said.
Speaker 2: She's very friendly, he likes her, there's no problem, but
Speaker 2: she doesn't do the wave. It's like when you let
Speaker 2: someone cross the street in front of you. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: you're driving, You're like, oh, and you get your wave
Speaker 2: him on if they don't wave back, like does they all?
Speaker 3: He thanks? You got to give the wave back? No,
Speaker 3: you have to.
Speaker 2: So he's asking me, He's like, should I mention something
Speaker 2: to the husband, like ask if maybe there's a problem.
Speaker 2: But he's like, how do I ask the husband, like
Speaker 2: why doesn't your wife wave? That seems like an odd question?
Speaker 3: What would you do? Would you ask the husband or
Speaker 3: you ask her?
Speaker 2: Like, hey, so I won't ignore it and just chuck
Speaker 2: it up as awkward. But you know, I don't want
Speaker 2: to jump in. I don't want to start a fight.
Speaker 2: I don't want to try, and you know, because then
Speaker 2: they wind up angry at me if I bring it up.
Speaker 3: You know, what the hell? You know? You know you
Speaker 3: don't want to snitch on her, right, and then you
Speaker 3: don't want to confront her.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a Curb Enthusiasm episode, Like I feel
Speaker 2: like Larry David would want the wave. It would bother him,
Speaker 2: like for forty minutes of the episode. How do you
Speaker 2: not get the wave? If she comes out and it
Speaker 2: looks over you like, oh, there's my neighbor, But you
Speaker 2: don't do the wave or the chin up like a nod.
Speaker 2: There's something wrong there. There's obviously a problem or is
Speaker 2: she so? Like know like neighbor etiquette a chin up.
Speaker 3: Or not or not? Like I almost ei it down
Speaker 3: or up? I do the up right, I do the
Speaker 3: chin up? I do the chi up. I didn't up?
Speaker 3: Usually go s up? Yeah I didn't sup soup. How
Speaker 3: do you not do the sub?
Speaker 2: You gotta do the sub you gotta always sup But
Speaker 2: maybe maybe she she doesn't see very well. Does she
Speaker 2: have a vision problem. I don't know if she's driving
Speaker 2: the car. He didn't say she wears glasses. I'm just
Speaker 2: not trying to make excuses for her. But no, but
Speaker 2: she looks over in his direction. She acknowledges his existence.
Speaker 2: She's not like looking straight ahead. She sort of sees
Speaker 2: him like peripherally, like other But she doesn't go like, hey, just.
Speaker 3: Give a hay the hey is necessary away. It would
Speaker 3: bother me if you didn't get the hang.
Speaker 2: So I told him to ask the people who live
Speaker 2: on the other side of this woman to see if
Speaker 2: they get the neighbor wave. And he's like, I don't
Speaker 2: want to. I don't want to cause trouble. What if
Speaker 2: they go back and tell her that I was asking
Speaker 2: about her.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, you'll never know.
Speaker 2: You got to ask the people on the other side
Speaker 2: if they get the wave. Would you ask the other people?
Speaker 2: Would you be like, hey, does she wave to you
Speaker 2: because you're not waving to me.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know. I don't know what I would do.
Speaker 3: I would what do you think I would do? Oh?
Speaker 2: You would intervene. You would you would actually confront her,
Speaker 2: That's what you would do. Not only would I confront her,
Speaker 2: as as as paper Menu's friend who doesn't live there.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about asking the neighbors if they get the wave.
Speaker 2: I got to know now what the problem is? What
Speaker 2: kind of person doesn't do the neighbor wave? That's so Actually,
Speaker 2: I we had some things that wanted to check off
Speaker 2: the list from the that first episode back. Did we
Speaker 2: talk about my boy who uh who got cock blocked
Speaker 2: by the eight year old kid?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, talked about that. Okay, I also talked about it
Speaker 2: on the Big Show, and I got my ass handed
Speaker 2: to me. Actually no, no, not that. It wasn't that
Speaker 2: now that one that one went over? Was it about
Speaker 2: the goodbye letter?
Speaker 3: The goodbye letter? I got? Yeah? How'd you get? Yeah?
Speaker 3: The goodbye letter? I got totally ripped. And people started.
Speaker 2: Texting into the show saying that, I you know, who
Speaker 2: am I to say? Who gets to write a farewell letter?
Speaker 2: But but yeah, did you know know if somebody, if
Speaker 2: somebody works for a company for six months still write
Speaker 2: a letter?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, no, okay, well, well I can understand. I think
Speaker 2: my final answer on that is. I think if you've
Speaker 2: been there for two to three years, you get to
Speaker 2: do that. Three years.
Speaker 3: But three years, okay, two and a half years. No, well,
Speaker 3: I was gonna go five years. But do you write
Speaker 3: a farewell? I don't know. People come and go so
Speaker 3: quickly now they use jobs like toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 2: If I worked there twenty four and a half years,
Speaker 2: do you remember my letter? Do you remember my letter?
Speaker 3: My see you later letter?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I don't because I didn't write one. Oh you didn't
Speaker 3: write one? Okay, well, but you usually have the option.
Speaker 3: You could have had the option to write one.
Speaker 2: But yeah, listen, there were lots of people in that
Speaker 2: company that loved me, and lots of people that made
Speaker 2: like I don't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't care. I'm not going to ball to
Speaker 3: those people, right well, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think if it's weird if you're there for
Speaker 2: a year and like you're saying goodbye, like okay, nobody cares. Anyway,
Speaker 2: there was something that happened and I wanted.
Speaker 3: To get your take on this, Brody.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I told you, okay, about my
Speaker 2: flight from Miami to Jamaica the morning of meeting my
Speaker 2: family at the villa in Jamaica.
Speaker 3: They owe you money.
Speaker 2: Already. The answer is, the airline is money. I smell
Speaker 2: pul I smell fecal matter on the plane. That's what
Speaker 2: I'd like you doing with my pool story. I already
Speaker 2: know where this is going.
Speaker 3: They owe you money.
Speaker 2: So the I was getting on an American Airlines flight
Speaker 2: and I was, yeah, I was sitting. I was sitting,
Speaker 2: you know, right by the front because that's what I do.
Speaker 2: I like to buy, buy my way to the front
Speaker 2: with points. And I'm sitting there and they close, They're
Speaker 2: about to close the cabin door, and the one of
Speaker 2: the flight attendants was talking to another flight attendant and
Speaker 2: there was a flickering light in the galley, you know
Speaker 2: where they prepare the food and the drinks in that
Speaker 2: galley area right between the door the front door and
Speaker 2: like the bathroom and with a pilot cockpit right there,
Speaker 2: there's a flicker the galley, the galley, the front the light.
Speaker 3: There's a light that was like flickering. And they were like,
Speaker 3: we gotta do something about it.
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, should we need to get on
Speaker 2: the ground in Jamaica, Like they're not gonna have the
Speaker 2: maintenance for it.
Speaker 3: We gotta we we gotta do it.
Speaker 2: We got and they're like, and I'm thinking, and I
Speaker 2: hear them going back and forth discussing if they're gonna
Speaker 2: quote report this or not. As soon as they said no,
Speaker 2: what we got, we got to call the maintenance on board.
Speaker 2: And again they hadn't closed the door yet. They haven't
Speaker 2: told the whole plane what the hell was going on.
Speaker 2: But everyone was on board, everyone was seated, ready to go.
Speaker 2: And I turned to the woman next to me, who
Speaker 2: was a complete stranger. I said, this ain't gonna end
Speaker 2: well because the very second that you say, oh, we
Speaker 2: have a flickering light in the galley, now all it
Speaker 2: was was a regular bulb. I'm like, this is gonna
Speaker 2: this is gonna cause a ship storm of a delay. Brodie,
Speaker 2: at least.
Speaker 3: Two hours it cost us. Do you know the old joke,
Speaker 3: how many people to shake to us screwing a light bulb?
Speaker 2: People on there and they're like oh, and they take
Speaker 2: the cover off the fucking thing and they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a little It looks like we just got to
Speaker 2: change the bulb.
Speaker 3: It's fluorescent, like.
Speaker 2: All right, So they come on, they pipe in the
Speaker 2: other the new bulb, the new fluorescent bulb, and sure,
Speaker 2: and now it lights up. And as it's lit, right,
Speaker 2: they're putting the cover now back over the on the
Speaker 2: light and it's screwing it in. And as they're screwing
Speaker 2: it in, it starts, it starts flickering again. I'd like, oh,
Speaker 2: sounds like we have a bad a bad transformer or
Speaker 2: a bad something that's in back of the light. And
Speaker 2: we gotta we gotta go get our tools. We gotta
Speaker 2: get our tools.
Speaker 3: So now they come back a half hour later with
Speaker 3: the proper tools.
Speaker 2: So they now have to take the cover off the light,
Speaker 2: pull the fluorescent light off, and now unscrew the actual
Speaker 2: lighting fixture compartment. Now, now they fucking do that, and
Speaker 2: there's wire and it's it's attacked in the back of
Speaker 2: the compartment is attached to wires and you can see
Speaker 2: the fucking like plane.
Speaker 3: Now now I'm looking at plane guts. I'm like, oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 2: They pulled the compartment down and they're up there. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: this transformer thing, it's oh, this is an old one.
Speaker 3: This is an old one. Yeah, and then pulled the
Speaker 3: transformer whatever it's called. I forgot what it's.
Speaker 2: It's not a transformer whatever whatever power is the fluorescent light,
Speaker 2: it's a little box.
Speaker 3: And Mikey, we got a KAO seventy one. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we have one. This is an
Speaker 2: old one. This is an old plane. This hasn't been
Speaker 2: changed whatever it was in years. They're like, oh, no,
Speaker 2: we hope we have one that's compatible. We'll be back.
Speaker 2: And they had to go travel to the other end
Speaker 2: of the hangar to some fucking like you know, wherever
Speaker 2: they keep the plane parts to see if they even
Speaker 2: had one or one that was compatible. They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: we definitely don't have this. They don't make this anymore. Yeah, motherfucker,
Speaker 2: I wanted to pump that flight attendant. We could have
Speaker 2: taken off, we could have gone, we could have left,
Speaker 2: we could have been.
Speaker 3: On the ground.
Speaker 2: They could have un what if the flickering light is
Speaker 2: indicative of the problem with other parts of the plane,
Speaker 2: Like what if it needs to be serviced. You don't
Speaker 2: know what that's, you know, like sometimes your headlight is
Speaker 2: connected to like the power motor and you and you see, Okay,
Speaker 2: this was a simple fluorescent lighting fixture in the galley
Speaker 2: that was flickering and bothering the flight attendant so much
Speaker 2: so that he felt the need to Now, of course
Speaker 2: the pilots are pissed, because now everybody's pissed because they
Speaker 2: had to go the announcement attendants at disco. Unless there's
Speaker 2: people who are like sensitive to flickering lights. Problem, we're on, okay,
Speaker 2: So we have a bit of a problem here. And
Speaker 2: uh FAA, they they always throw that line in the
Speaker 2: FAA requires us to report even in something so simple
Speaker 2: as a flickering light, we cannot take off.
Speaker 3: We have to we have to fix this fi flickering
Speaker 3: light problem.
Speaker 2: And but meanwhile I'm getting the full story up front
Speaker 2: because for me, I'm here in the back and forth
Speaker 2: and whatever, and they fire as a captain speaking, we
Speaker 2: got a problem with Finicky Frank again.
Speaker 3: Finicky Frank is causing a stink like he always does.
Speaker 2: Wladys a gentleman. I'd like to apologize. He's a union member.
Speaker 2: We can't fire him, but this is the crap we
Speaker 2: put up with. He couldn't deal with a flickering light.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna be here about three hours, thank you.
Speaker 3: All I'll say is this guy was a diva he
Speaker 3: was one of the he was a diva. He was
Speaker 3: a diva flight. He was a diva flight attendant.
Speaker 2: And hell no, I can't have a finite yep, So
Speaker 2: spand lighting for me. In an hour and a half
Speaker 2: goes by. I'm like, this is bullshit, and I'm sitting
Speaker 2: there and I'm seething with anger. Finally six guys come
Speaker 2: back on the plane, and now now the whole plane
Speaker 2: is involved. Everyone's like looking up front to see him
Speaker 2: at the light these days. They come back on board
Speaker 2: this place lane and again it's like again six guys
Speaker 2: to change the light bulb, and they're all sitting there
Speaker 2: and they're like looking in there with their flash lights
Speaker 2: in there, and they're like, all of a sudden, they flick,
Speaker 2: the light goes on, same exact situation. They take the cover,
Speaker 2: They put the light back in its compartment, the compartment
Speaker 2: they screwed to the freaking plane. They take the cover
Speaker 2: and now they're screwing the cover and I'm like, please, please, please,
Speaker 2: don't go out, don't flicker, don't flicker, And all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, everything was.
Speaker 3: Just calm.
Speaker 2: And the light stayed on and the entire plane erupted
Speaker 2: with laughter and screaming.
Speaker 3: And couplause, couplause.
Speaker 2: So I have a question with the six men that
Speaker 2: came to fix the light be honest, were any of
Speaker 2: the muscular or attractive No, I'm wondering if Finicky Frank
Speaker 2: maybe screwed up the light bulb so that guys that.
Speaker 3: Have to No, it wasn't like that, but he couldn't
Speaker 3: keep his mouth shut. Like I mean, I listened, what
Speaker 3: what if? I don't know. I'm not I don't want
Speaker 3: the guy to lose his job, but I mean.
Speaker 2: You listen, how many times have you seen in the
Speaker 2: news that a plane crash, they find the black No, no,
Speaker 2: they find the black box, and they report that flickering
Speaker 2: light was the cause of the crash.
Speaker 3: Zero happens all the time. Scary exactly.
Speaker 2: But anyway, now I ask you, David Brody, Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I haven't contacted American Airlines about that because I went
Speaker 2: right I slid right into the villa and I just
Speaker 2: had a beautiful family vacation. I didn't want to stress
Speaker 2: or anxiety. Now what I do if you had called
Speaker 2: immediately within the first day or two when you got
Speaker 2: back and you said, you know, I missed my my head,
Speaker 2: I had a car service waiting for me, or I
Speaker 2: missed the tram back to the hotel, or you know,
Speaker 2: I missed the meal my whole family was having lunch.
Speaker 3: I don't so on this one.
Speaker 2: I feel like you missed your opportunity to embellish yourself
Speaker 2: into a couple of hundred bucks. Yeah, you should have
Speaker 2: spoken to some other people on the flight, see if
Speaker 2: they were going to complain, you know, get a class
Speaker 2: action suit going everybody, Oh, we all want the two
Speaker 2: hundred bucks. I feel like you should have gotten something
Speaker 2: for your for your troubles sitting there in the in
Speaker 2: the on the hot plane. You know, if did the
Speaker 2: entertainment system work or did they turn that off? While
Speaker 2: you have everything? Everything worked, everything worked, Maybe you could
Speaker 2: have gotten an upgraded meal, some free food or something.
Speaker 2: They should have done something for the flight, like first
Speaker 2: round of drinks is on us, something nice. But the
Speaker 2: fact that they didn't, well, something, something would have been
Speaker 2: nice to lay. We're sorry for your inconvenience. Yeah, here's uh,
Speaker 2: you know, maybe give you ten thousand points, give you
Speaker 2: a little something. I feel like they owe you a
Speaker 2: little something. Okay, all right, well, thank you, And how
Speaker 2: about this quick one for free dessert. Last night, Chinese Tuxedo.
Speaker 2: One of the specials was described to me as this
Speaker 2: beautiful Uh. It's like, oh, we have this also this
Speaker 2: this rab entree uh and it's battered and fried and
Speaker 2: they have this dipping sauce with it, and it's on
Speaker 2: special crab.
Speaker 3: I'm a crab. Oh my god calling me there, So
Speaker 3: Robin and I ordered that to split. The dish comes out.
Speaker 2: It was crab substitute soft shell crab. Oh, I like
Speaker 2: soft I hate soft shell crab.
Speaker 3: I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Well,
Speaker 3: why wouldn't you ask?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: Why did you tell me? She should have said it
Speaker 3: soft shell crab.
Speaker 2: If you have if you have a special and it's
Speaker 2: a soft shell crab special, you should say, yes, we
Speaker 2: have soft shell crab. She never said the words, Loves
Speaker 2: never said those words. Had she said those words, it
Speaker 2: would have prompted me to not order that. There's king crab,
Speaker 2: there's Alaskan, but there's also just crab. There's snow crab.
Speaker 3: There's other kinds of crab. There's crab cakes, stone crab,
Speaker 3: stone crab, right, sure, all of it. I love it all.
Speaker 2: But she specifically just said crab. So if you were
Speaker 2: to think deep fried crab, would you assume stow crab,
Speaker 2: I mean soft shell crab.
Speaker 3: No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 2: And so when Robin was like, I needed it, because
Speaker 2: Robin doesn't need it, now, I eat it unwillingly, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's whatever.
Speaker 3: So I ate the soft shell sounds like your sex
Speaker 3: It sounds like your sex life we're going on.
Speaker 2: So I ate the soft shell crab, and I only
Speaker 2: ate like half of it because I wanted to get
Speaker 2: through other things. So I'm like, yeah, whatever. But Robin
Speaker 2: didn't eat her portion at all. And we sat there
Speaker 2: and the lady said, oh, what happened.
Speaker 3: You don't like it?
Speaker 2: I said, well, gotta be honest. I didn't want to complain.
Speaker 2: But you didn't specify in the beginning that this was
Speaker 2: soft shell crab. You just said crab. You said deep
Speaker 2: fried crab with a dipping sauce, and I thought that
Speaker 2: in my brain that sounded really, really delectable. I said,
Speaker 2: but we're not big fans of soft shell crab. My
Speaker 2: girlfriend in the facts hates soft shell crab.
Speaker 3: She said, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: She walked away. I didn't say anything. She did't say
Speaker 2: anything because Robin looked at me and she's like, we're
Speaker 2: gonna say something. I said, I'm not gonna say anything.
Speaker 3: No way. I think I should have. I should have.
Speaker 2: It was on me to specify. Hey, yeah, what kind
Speaker 2: of grap asked the follow up question. Although I did
Speaker 2: it on you, but it would have been nice if
Speaker 2: the waitress said, I'll give you some free uh you know,
Speaker 2: ice cream or something with pineapple or something.
Speaker 3: At the end.
Speaker 2: Well, that's exactly what she did. She showed up unannounced
Speaker 2: with here is our classic dessert. It is an egg
Speaker 2: custard pie and it's our best seller. And I want
Speaker 2: to give this to you guys, just for being you.
Speaker 2: And she we didn't ask for the free.
Speaker 3: Dessert, but we got our free dessert nice with Scary
Speaker 3: and Rotie Scary. That story before the commercials warms my heart.
Speaker 2: You didn't even have to ask. See, there are still
Speaker 2: people out there that will acknowledge. That is why that's
Speaker 2: where the theory comes from. They should just give you
Speaker 2: free dessert. When then when something goes wrong, you shouldn't
Speaker 2: have to ask.
Speaker 3: We had freedaze. She gave us the free desert.
Speaker 2: I was so excited for that, so all right, but yeah, brody,
Speaker 2: but to see and then again, I sometimes choose restaurants
Speaker 2: that they have that level of service and expertise, and
Speaker 2: they they you know, they think ahead.
Speaker 3: As opposed to being three steps behind.
Speaker 2: Blah, Okay, how you said two steps behind. I would
Speaker 2: have said, thanks, Steph Leopard, but you said three steps
Speaker 2: So uh, three steps to the move I think is
Speaker 2: a song anyway, So I have a question for you.
Speaker 3: Would you like.
Speaker 2: A question about a weird food and what it is?
Speaker 2: Or would you like a riddle from Facebook with stupid answers?
Speaker 3: I like the riddle. Let's go riddle.
Speaker 2: Manddle off of five hundred please. So I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: you right now that the answer the question is wrong.
Speaker 2: There are multiple countries that fit this this question, but
Speaker 2: that's not what the riddle is. The riddle is more
Speaker 2: about the answers people gave the riddle. Again, these are
Speaker 2: videos that pop up on Facebook. What is the only
Speaker 2: country in the world that begins and ends with the
Speaker 2: same vowel?
Speaker 3: The only country in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that begins and ends with the same vowel. Now,
Speaker 2: it's irrelevance scary because there are a lot of countries
Speaker 2: that begin and end. But the point of this segment,
Speaker 2: as you know, is to read stupid responses.
Speaker 3: Right, So here we go.
Speaker 2: This person said Africa, of which a bunch of people replied, Africa.
Speaker 3: Is not a country. Yeah, it's a continent. Okay. This
Speaker 3: person replied, ohio ha ha not a country.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Diane replied the way Idaho state?
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, let's see. This person responded Alabama. So people
Speaker 2: just misreading this and thinking, wow, people are miss reading,
Speaker 2: thinking that that they asked for a state instead.
Speaker 3: Of a country. Here is This person responded India. Also, well, wait,
Speaker 3: India is India is a country? Does it? It doesn't start,
Speaker 3: but it doesn't stalk with an eye and an eye Okay, yep,
Speaker 3: that's okay.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: This person said America.
Speaker 1: That no.
Speaker 2: The next person replied there's no such country as America,
Speaker 2: to which the original person wrote, if you consider the
Speaker 2: official name United States of America, then it works, to
Speaker 2: which the same person replied it doesn't work. United starts
Speaker 2: with a y dumbass Oh you yeah, yeah yeah. So
Speaker 2: so how about a right answer. Australia, Yeah, Australia, Angola, Armenia, Antigua, Albania, Algeria.
Speaker 3: There's a lot.
Speaker 2: They're all, but the question is incorrect because they said,
Speaker 2: what's the only country that starts with there's several idiots, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this person wrote. This person wrote Europe. Uh uh huh
Speaker 2: mm hmmm hmmm. So there that that's uh. People on Facebook.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you one more. Would you like another riddle?
Speaker 3: Riddle me this batman? Okay, how many US states start
Speaker 3: with the letter p? Okay? Start with the letter yep,
Speaker 3: and then I will read you some of the many responses.
Speaker 2: Well, I already know the response is because there's these
Speaker 2: are going in my head right now, like not state,
Speaker 2: not a state, not a state.
Speaker 3: So I'm not going to say.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say Pittsburgh because pennsil but Pennsylvany. Wait,
Speaker 2: start with the letter P is Pennsylvania. Okay, I got that. Okay,
Speaker 2: but other people probably said things like Philadelphia or Phoenix, right,
Speaker 2: all cities right, ye, Philadelphia. One person wrote, there were
Speaker 2: two This question is wrong. There were two Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3: Fucking morons again Peoria.
Speaker 2: This person said Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. This person said Pennsylvania
Speaker 2: and Philadelphia.
Speaker 3: There's only one. It's Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: But they said Pennsylvania and Philadelphia. Yes, two separate entities
Speaker 2: nowhere near each other. Yeah, right, exactly. So that's my
Speaker 2: point is people don't read or comprehend whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah. How many more breaks do we have? This is
Speaker 3: the last one.
Speaker 2: By the way, I was going to go clothing shopping
Speaker 2: for the summer. Here I have the summer outfits.
Speaker 3: It's a little a little late and a little late
Speaker 3: in the game. That home.
Speaker 2: I get them half price. I'll pull a brody. You
Speaker 2: think I could pull off a tank top? No, No,
Speaker 2: If you had a tankd up on, the last thing
Speaker 2: you should do is pull it off. No, I'm thinking
Speaker 2: about no offense. Yeah no, but scary is the thing
Speaker 2: you post videos of yourself with no shirt on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well so I sort of.
Speaker 2: But I feel like a tank top accentuates your shoulders
Speaker 2: and your arms.
Speaker 3: Which are not my strong point right now, right right?
Speaker 3: I mean I have borderline loves lady arms. It was
Speaker 3: a flap. I didn't want to flap in the breeze. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't want to be the one to say that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll take credit for it, but okay, it's it's
Speaker 2: it's an expression. But you know I feel I would
Speaker 2: suggest I would wear an If I were you, I
Speaker 2: would wear an inverted tank top. I would wear just sleeves.
Speaker 2: I would find like long gloves like they used to
Speaker 2: wear in the twenties. I would I get too sleep,
Speaker 2: slide on the sleeves, and I would go chestless.
Speaker 3: Chestless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your chest is fine, your arms are the problem.
Speaker 2: So I would go out with no shirt and just sleeves,
Speaker 2: just on your shoulders, your shoulders, your upper arms. You
Speaker 2: could wear like like those long What about those long
Speaker 2: smoking gloves that women used to wear, the silk ones
Speaker 2: in the ninet forties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I said, the twenties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the forties, the long white gloves, those shirt and
Speaker 2: wear gloves up to your shoulders.
Speaker 3: That would be a good look for you.
Speaker 2: Terrible, terrible, awful. I just don't think that guys my
Speaker 2: age who are not jacked can pull it off. I
Speaker 2: think the only women. I think women could wear tank tops,
Speaker 2: and maybe kids up till twelve. That was the last
Speaker 2: time I wore tank top when I was twelve years old.
Speaker 2: I think maybe eight or nine was the last time
Speaker 2: I wore a tank top.
Speaker 3: But they're so like freeing.
Speaker 2: I wish I wish they were more socially acceptable for
Speaker 2: people of my thatture, but I don't think old sture.
Speaker 2: What statue do you have. You're an Italian guy from
Speaker 2: Brookly she wearing a wife beater, tea or guinea t
Speaker 2: depending on which offensive term you want to status stature
Speaker 2: or my physical build my physique. I'll say that your
Speaker 2: physique my physic But you know what I would I
Speaker 2: would say to you, let me check the math. Ninety
Speaker 2: of men who were tank tops should not be oh really,
Speaker 2: But the guys, I say, listen, the guys that I
Speaker 2: see wearing tank tops are like jacked, and they have
Speaker 2: a right to they're They're like showing off muscles.
Speaker 3: Ten percent look good.
Speaker 2: But most most most guys in tank tops usually have
Speaker 2: a gut and and fat arms and like green blotchy
Speaker 2: tattoos from thirty years ago that all.
Speaker 3: Guy like that defeated faded tattoo A. I don't know,
Speaker 3: so I was. I really want to get back into
Speaker 3: the world of tank tops. I think it will be come.
Speaker 2: By the way, if I just described you, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I apologize. You're talking about people who don't listen to
Speaker 2: this podcast, who look like that you do a pro
Speaker 2: You're you're a listen to an asshole. If if my
Speaker 2: arms were jacked, I would wear a tank Look, I'm
Speaker 2: not wearing a tank top. I'm the first person. I'm
Speaker 2: I'm my stature. According to scary, I'm not a tank
Speaker 2: top guy. Although I do, I do have any bounce
Speaker 2: with you. I don't have lunch lady arms.
Speaker 3: No you don't. I don't. I don't but all the pickleball.
Speaker 3: But is it? Is it an age thing?
Speaker 2: Should a man in their fifties be wearing a tank top?
Speaker 2: I don't think it's an age thing.
Speaker 3: I've seen.
Speaker 2: I've seen eighty year old grandpa's wearing tank tops. They
Speaker 2: look fine if if they're if they're wearing it, if
Speaker 2: they look good. I'm I'm on the business of judging
Speaker 2: guy screaminating events. I'm being agist. But is it a
Speaker 2: style thing where they just don't have that for people
Speaker 2: our age?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I think people our age
Speaker 3: absolutely can wear a tank rock at. I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't think you and I can wear tank tops
Speaker 3: because we're not physically fit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I this puts in my body. I want to
Speaker 2: cover up. I'm not one hundred percent comfortable going sleeveless.
Speaker 2: That's not who I am.
Speaker 3: Well, you go shirtless, so yeah, but the shirtless is
Speaker 3: better than tank top for me. Oh, I agree. You
Speaker 3: know the reason it's I'll tell you the slices of case.
Speaker 3: You're like, what's the difference.
Speaker 2: When you go topless, people's eyes are focused all over
Speaker 2: the place and it averages out. Yes, but when you
Speaker 2: wear a tank top, you're covering up most of what
Speaker 2: people can look at, and all they can now focus
Speaker 2: on is your naked shoulders and arms. Right, so you're
Speaker 2: making people focus on the un sexy, flabby lunch lady part.
Speaker 2: And by the way, slices, if you're a lunch lady,
Speaker 2: no offense, scary, insulted.
Speaker 3: You, you know what he means.
Speaker 2: Oh, man, we're not gonna We're not We're not trying
Speaker 2: to get into the h Don't let me with about
Speaker 2: the snow don't pull out the snowflake jingle right now. No, listen,
Speaker 2: when I went to high school, there were very attractive
Speaker 2: women working in the lunch room. But he's talking about
Speaker 2: the stereotypical older, flabby armed, black hair and neck ladies
Speaker 2: are working and go Okay, now, if you're one of
Speaker 2: those people. I'm sorry, do we have having how many
Speaker 2: lunch ladies do we have listening? How many ninety year
Speaker 2: old lunch ladies are listening?
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. So anyway, yeah, that I'll just
Speaker 3: leave that.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll be leaving the tank tops to kids and
Speaker 2: women and jacked men, but I'm out or.
Speaker 3: Anyone more comfortable with their body. Listen. If you don't
Speaker 3: look great in the tank top, you're comfortable. God bless you.
Speaker 2: Go enjoy yourself. It's not for me to judge. It's
Speaker 2: for scary to worry about his own arms. And I
Speaker 2: think you need to buy the long gloves. Perfect I'm
Speaker 2: in is that it would be good for today. I
Speaker 2: want you know what I want to talk about. I
Speaker 2: got one more thing.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, well, but then you know what speak now
Speaker 2: or forever hold your peach. But you do that, and
Speaker 2: it's the podcast over all.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm gonna give I'm gonna give one pick a
Speaker 3: bull story real quick. So I played pickle ball.
Speaker 2: Now now when there's two different groups to pick a ball, okay,
Speaker 2: on the weekends, because so many people sign up, there's
Speaker 2: an open play for lower tier people. A little bit
Speaker 2: lower and a group for a little bit higher, and
Speaker 2: I like to play with the higher group because I
Speaker 2: got better.
Speaker 3: In practice, I play a lot.
Speaker 2: I got better, but on the weeknights because it's less popular,
Speaker 2: the open play sort of mixes the little bit lower
Speaker 2: with a little bit higher. So sometimes you get a
Speaker 2: partner that isn't as good as you, and that's fine.
Speaker 2: You just got to play better and hope that you win,
Speaker 2: and you can play well enough to cover for their weaknesses. Okay,
Speaker 2: sometimes you play with someone who's little bit older, I
Speaker 2: gotta cover more of the court. I gotta run up
Speaker 2: for the ones they can't get to.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 2: I played with the woman i'd never played with before,
Speaker 2: and she'll be honest with you. She wasn't great, and
Speaker 2: she made a lot of mistakes.
Speaker 3: At one point scary.
Speaker 2: She she misserved eight balls in a row every time
Speaker 2: it was u served. She hit the net wide, left, wide, right, long,
Speaker 2: eight serves in a row. But I overcompensated. I jumped
Speaker 2: in front of a couple of shots that were coming
Speaker 2: her way. It's called poaching. I covered my head of
Speaker 2: the court and a little bit more. But we lost
Speaker 2: nine to seven. We made it competitive I did my
Speaker 2: best to overcompensate for the fact she wasn't great. Okay, Now,
Speaker 2: when I lose, a lot of my friends who know
Speaker 2: that I'm pretty good, will be like, you lost. Because
Speaker 2: usually on weeknights I go like eight and one, nine
Speaker 2: and zero, I do.
Speaker 3: I do fairly well. You know there are nights I lose,
Speaker 3: you know whatever.
Speaker 2: So one of my friends says to me and this
Speaker 2: woman as we walk off the court to the area
Speaker 2: where people are waiting.
Speaker 3: You lost.
Speaker 2: And she says, yeah, we made a couple of mistakes.
Speaker 2: We well, you are a team. That is the proper verbiage. No, no, yeah,
Speaker 2: you say, David did the best he could. I sucked, No,
Speaker 2: you said, She says, yeah, we made a couple of mistakes.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And I looked at her and I gave her
Speaker 3: a look like we And I absolutely we that you.
Speaker 3: Your people looked over at me.
Speaker 2: They knew, they freaking knew that that pickleball. David did
Speaker 2: not screw up. I did not lose that game. She
Speaker 2: lost the game. Be honest about it. Just say yeah,
Speaker 2: I messed up. If you guys are working together, you're
Speaker 2: a unit, you are as well. No, we were not
Speaker 2: working together. I was working my ass off for this
Speaker 2: woman to like coast through in life. She didn't score
Speaker 2: any points. I scored all seven points. I did the
Speaker 2: best I could to get us to the finish line.
Speaker 2: The team weren't a project hold on at work, and
Speaker 2: some people don't held up to their end of the bargain,
Speaker 2: slacking off. Other people work harder, and some people fuck
Speaker 2: up and make mistakes. But when you turn into project,
Speaker 2: it's we When six people go on an airplane and
Speaker 2: fix the light bulb and only one guy fixes it,
Speaker 2: the other five guys go back and they go, yeah,
Speaker 2: we fix the light bulb. Yes, yeah, F those guys,
Speaker 2: F those guys.
Speaker 3: She lost.
Speaker 2: She should have said, yeah, I didn't have my best game,
Speaker 2: even if that was her best game, Just take the bullet,
Speaker 2: just go yeah, I sucked.
Speaker 3: We made And she said it like seriously, Yeah we
Speaker 3: made some mistakes. Bullshit.
Speaker 2: Well she doesn't, because you deserve half the accountability. You
Speaker 2: should have poached her a little bit more. Maybe you
Speaker 2: could have over compensated a little more and maybe save her. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what, she could have said, David did the
Speaker 2: best he could. You know, we almost won the games,
Speaker 2: but I made a lot of mistakes. I missed eight
Speaker 2: serves in a row. You could have mentioned that, why,
Speaker 2: oh you lost, I missed eight serves in a row.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a little bit of information that would
Speaker 2: have been helpful. Uh yeah, because you know, when you
Speaker 2: scored a pickleball scary when you serve, and if you're
Speaker 2: not serving, you don't score points. And if it's your
Speaker 2: opportunity to serve, you miss eight serves in a row,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't be on the court.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, you're getting heated for no reason. Pickleball day.
Speaker 3: You getting heated. No, no, scary.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting heated. We're getting heated. We you and
Speaker 2: I are eating heated. We're both getting heated. We do
Speaker 2: a podcast together. Therefore, if I'm getting heated, we're both
Speaker 2: getting heated. We're going getting podcast stocks.
Speaker 3: Both sucks. Now we're gonna release this into the ethers
Speaker 3: so they them can listen to it. Enjoy, Enjoy, Boys, Boys,