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Speaker 2: So how did you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineger. You

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Speaker 3: the podcast. It's so peaceful right now. No birds are chirping,

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Speaker 3: just love our guests and let's have them come onto

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Speaker 3: the podcast. It's Dylan Glula and Brothy Goopta.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having us. We love you.

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy to have you two here. It felt

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Speaker 3: Well, what happened was I feel like maybe we had

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Speaker 3: you booked. I can't remember, but then Dylan kind of

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Speaker 5: Well, so the reason that Dylan fled across the country,

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Speaker 4: No, I just remembered to do it. Then.

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Speaker 2: No, I was fine where I was, and then she

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Speaker 4: Race Yeah, yeah, okay, sure, yeah.

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Speaker 5: I will be the first to say that a lot

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Speaker 2: I was mid country and the flyover states that we

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm only a zoom. Bridger was like,

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Speaker 4: Well, here's the interesting thing is that with me chasing,

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Speaker 3: Interesting, she's zipping and zooming.

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Speaker 4: She's zipping and zooming.

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Speaker 3: How long do you think it would take to walk

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Speaker 3: It'll probably take six months.

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Speaker 4: Does that seem right?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna want to see if you're going south, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I think, Uh, what I think is a brilliant idea

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Speaker 4: To steal it, okay, a pretty loyal bunch. Okay, wonderful.

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Speaker 5: So this is just between us and all of your listeners. Okay,

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Speaker 4: It's called Lady in the tramp. Here's what happens.

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Speaker 5: You pair up two people who have never met on

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Speaker 2: My big idea is Macy's Day Parade horror movie.

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Speaker 3: Oh and what happens there?

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Speaker 2: Balloons can't times balloon is alive.

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Speaker 3: What money is Santa Claus spend everything? Said, he has

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Speaker 4: But Willy Wonka.

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Speaker 4: He's surprised me. Right, he's sneaky, He's a snake. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 5: That's the thing about arm wrestling Willy Wonka is that

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Speaker 3: Wow, fascinating take this is This is like maybe the

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Speaker 3: Ghost at Orphans, he's adopting. He's adopting eight new children

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Speaker 3: You're no longer on speaking terms outside of podcast.

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Speaker 2: Aren't kidding me? No, you can cut it with a knife.

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Speaker 5: I actually can't hear Dylan's voice anymore. I can't hear

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Speaker 4: When I listen to this episode.

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Speaker 2: Only of my mom have a relationship outside of me.

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Speaker 3: Ye?

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Speaker 4: Is that true?

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Speaker 2: They talk and I don't know about it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: How long have you two known each other?

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Speaker 2: I don't know when did that happen?

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Speaker 4: Yes, Yeah, we do have a texting really sometimes we

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Speaker 3: And what outside of I mean that to me, is

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Speaker 5: Are you discussed No, it's mostly just an independent friendship.

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Speaker 4: That's incredible. So what are you chatting about?

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Speaker 5: We're chatting about anything, Bridger chatting about life.

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Speaker 2: Terence, She's gonna listen to this, she's better.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm slowly collecting all of my guests moms as listeners.

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Speaker 4: That's my plan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how we make our money on our Patreon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just both of your parents are listening to

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Speaker 4: My mom won't pay for it.

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Speaker 5: That's the thing my mom said to me. She was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: No, I'll meet her. We'll meet up.

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Speaker 4: How did this happen?

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Speaker 4: She's just learning. My mom has no idea.

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Speaker 3: Dylan gets really nervous. It's like I have to say something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she leaves long voicemails. Actually the answering machine filled up. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes there's like a pill you need that you don't

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Speaker 4: It's such a mess.

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Speaker 2: You have to like, if you know what you need,

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Speaker 3: Right, unless it's like oxycotton.

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Speaker 3: I'm not wanting to abuse this thing exactly. Well, we've

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Speaker 5: Oh I have an idea for that. I don't, But

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Speaker 5: I don't think that you should have to dial more

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Speaker 4: You shouldn't have to call insurance.

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Speaker 2: I have an idea for a restaurant. Oh, it's called Samplers.

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Speaker 4: Oh I like this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a chain restaurant, and it would be like

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Speaker 5: Dylan invent us going out with friends, invent splitting something.

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Speaker 3: She's thought of the worst business model of all time

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Speaker 4: Thank god, passion, passion, Thank god. It's easy to start

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Speaker 2: I have the name and the comes.

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Speaker 4: Sampler is the name Handlers.

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Speaker 3: No one's going to Samplers, still going to samp Dylan,

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Speaker 4: It's like, it's just Brussels routs.

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Speaker 3: That's why it's usually an appetizer you order among friends.

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Speaker 2: That's actually one time we ordered Brussels sprouts and food

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Speaker 6: Yeah, interesting, reverse, Samplers. No, that's just what Samplers is.

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Speaker 6: What restaurant was this that Momed in atwater? Is Momad

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Speaker 3: The entire staff, Yeah, front, sand back.

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Speaker 7: Jeremy Momed, okay, Jeremy mister or miss mister or miss moment,

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Speaker 7: doctor Momad, doctor, thank you, doctor Momad.

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Speaker 5: If you are listening, please return to the menu you

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Speaker 4: Change that.

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Speaker 3: There is nothing worse, nothing worse than ours. Just shut

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Speaker 4: The restaurant might as well open up, Samplers.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the people are coming for that menu exactly, and

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Speaker 5: I recently had a humiliating experience at that very restaurant

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Speaker 4: What happened?

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Speaker 5: I wanted the duck with sweet potatoes. Okay, they took

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Speaker 5: I asked a server, where's the duck on this menu.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a rough situation. It's a rough time for restaurants.

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Speaker 3: I'm reaching out to you. We've got to read this

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Speaker 2: Rest there all the time. It was reasonably priced, it

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Speaker 4: I mean, why do you think Dylan and I aren't

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Speaker 3: Besides, you don't have the Mesa to return to we can't. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I personally do love their social media presence, which is

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Speaker 3: They must be planning on it pre pandemic. And this

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Speaker 2: Not a time where you can take right look at

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Speaker 3: There's risks and then there's horrible ideas. You're lucky that

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Speaker 4: I mean, she's on Shark Tank after this.

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Speaker 3: We're throwing water on these ideas immediately.

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Speaker 2: And we were like, oh, it's an idea. It's called Chili's,

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Speaker 4: So people would laugh because they'd be like, we already

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Speaker 3: But the confusing thing is it should be like Chili's

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Speaker 2: I think they want to say like Chili's too.

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Speaker 4: I think they should call it student Chili's, student Chike,

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Like they're testing to become a real Chili Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Thing, in a place where so many things take off,

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Speaker 3: Chili's aside, restaurants aside. There's something that else we have

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Speaker 4: Just be honest.

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Speaker 3: You showed up. You were standing at my front door.

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Speaker 3: Ah. Then I see you're holding a bag. Yes, is

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Speaker 5: Bridget We know you said no gifts. Sure, however, we

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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess if you feel like you want

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Speaker 3: one day and I'm like, okay, I'm not going to

448
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 3: open it, and then I'll just open in private, and

449
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 3: it'll be my little secret. But maybe that'll be the

450
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 3: last episode when we finally decide the podcast is over.

451
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 3: I'm not going to reveal the final gift. It's just

452
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 3: going to be someone's going to have to break into

453
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,199
Speaker 3: my house and kill me to find out what it was.

454
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 2: We were talking on the way down about how you

455
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 2: had the audacity to say that our show is a

456
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,880
Speaker 2: scam and that our show.

457
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 3: What could you possibly be talking about? I was on

458
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 3: your show? Yes, what did we lecture Hall? What was

459
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 3: the thing we talked about?

460
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 2: Toys?

461
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 4: R US Haunted toys? You taught us about hunted haunted.

462
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 3: Toys r US. Interesting? I remember coming up with a

463
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 3: whole list of things. Must have been on us.

464
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 4: You talked about a few things.

465
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's interesting, But we've got to look at

466
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 3: this gift.

467
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:58,360
Speaker 4: Yes, it's in a nice little.

468
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 3: Blue pin stripe bag to reach in. And I will

469
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 3: say before I even get into it, I got a

470
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 3: text from Brote last night saying I think it was simple,

471
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 3: kind of mysterious. What is your size or what is

472
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 3: your clothing?

473
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 4: Sid?

474
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,199
Speaker 2: She didn't tell me she was going to do that,

475
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 2: which was cool.

476
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, So you don't talk to each other. She

477
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 3: may have told your mom.

478
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 2: Oh, that's true, Karen.

479
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 4: I told Karen to tell you if she gets a chance.

480
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:27,360
Speaker 3: I'm not being her either, slowly alienating everyone.

481
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 2: Separate race from the other side of the country.

482
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 4: That's why now you're just spinning in Kansas.

483
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 3: Just constantly out of breath in Kansas. Okay, I'm going

484
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:43,360
Speaker 3: to reach in here. I'm seeing some sort of like cloth. Okay, Oh,

485
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 3: so this is just like a nice shirt. What I've

486
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,919
Speaker 3: taken out here is just a nice like plaid shirt

487
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:58,160
Speaker 3: in my size small. It's from Target. I know that brand.

488
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 3: I know the good Fellow brand, and so what's going

489
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 3: on here?

490
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 5: We thought it would be nice to get you a

491
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 5: sensible button down.

492
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 2: We agreed, no crazy colors.

493
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like brown and navy blue.

494
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 4: You would say, yeah, it's it's definitely. It's leaning earth tone.

495
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 3: It's I prefer an earth tone. I think I look

496
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 3: best in an earth tone. A jewel tone I can work.

497
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 3: I can't do like a neon pink. Sure, that's when

498
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 3: I start to look real sick. Yeah, okay, so you

499
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 3: agreed to get me a sensible top.

500
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's also a card.

501
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 3: There's a card can't reaching back into the bag. Okay,

502
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 3: not in an envelope, but it's just kind of loosely thrown

503
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 3: in the bag. It's a card that says, has a

504
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 3: little uh what is this? A French bulldog who's to know?

505
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 4: Who's to know?

506
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 3: Wearing a party hat that says, I say, you can

507
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 3: never have too many naps in a weekend, chips in

508
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 3: a bag, channels to serve, games to choose from, or

509
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 3: hours to enjoy. However, You're like, what is this intro

510
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 3: of a card? I've never seen anything like that?

511
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 2: I even got moved to tears. Yeah, anything really affected me.

512
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 5: That actually is a ts Eliot poem deleted.

513
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 3: This is from the Wasteland.

514
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, sort of a deleted stanza from j Alfred Prufrock.

515
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 3: Okay, and then I this, I will say that is

516
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 3: the most baffling opening to a card I've ever seen.

517
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 3: And it says bridge you're inside and you oh and

518
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 3: here's the end of the poem, and you can never

519
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 3: make too many wishes for a great guy to have

520
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 3: a birthday. That's awesome right from the word, go hope.

521
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 3: It's the best ever. Better to be over the heel

522
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 3: than hundred and that was written by which one of

523
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 3: you wrote this okay and an XO.

524
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Speaker 4: D g G.

525
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 3: This is one of the most fascinatingly written cards I have.

526
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 3: I want to read the whole thing aloud one more.

527
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 3: I'm just because this is someone's I don't know, maybe

528
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: they're being paid by the word I say. You can

529
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 3: never have too many naps in a weekend, chips in

530
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 3: a bag, channels to serve, games to choose from, or

531
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 3: hours to enjoy however you like. And you can never

532
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 3: make too many wishes for a great guy to have

533
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 3: a birthday. That's awesome right from the word go hope,

534
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 3: it's the best ever. Imagine giving this to your boss.

535
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 2: That person's in the hospital.

536
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:31,719
Speaker 3: This person the hospital tried. This person has absolutely was

537
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 3: in the morgue and has moved on.

538
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 5: Well, this person, this person, like an injured horse, was

539
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 5: humanely put down.

540
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Goes out to that person.

541
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 3: I wonder what the meeting was like in the creation

542
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 3: of this card. The whole team of adults got around,

543
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 3: was like, it's got to be fifty lines, it's got.

544
00:26:54,600 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 4: Just the picture. Is this a target product? This is

545
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,959
Speaker 4: also target product? God bless. I mean, that's so confusing.

546
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 4: I love it.

547
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 3: Okay, so I have my Sensible tops.

548
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 4: I put it on. I think it might be too warm.

549
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 4: It might be too warm.

550
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,199
Speaker 3: Let's take a picture after and I'll put it on,

551
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 3: but I will be sweating non stop. I have a

552
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 3: you know, I like a sensible shirt. I love it

553
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 3: falls on its way. I think this episode releases in September,

554
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 3: so we'll be about a month away from fall Los Angeles. Yes,

555
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 3: why does fall really start in Los Angeles?

556
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 4: I mean, if there are any seasons in Los Angeles.

557
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 3: Maybe November. Yes, it feels.

558
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 4: Yes, it's no.

559
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 2: I just have to say that this episode will drop

560
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 2: on the first.

561
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 3: Day of fall, so September twenty first.

562
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 4: Well, Google saying the twenty second.

563
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 3: Second, they've got a they've got a set one day

564
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 3: for the fall day.

565
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 4: I mean, I can't dance around it every year.

566
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 3: Isn't it usually like June twenty first, Yeah, April twenty first.

567
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 3: I wonder if it's a leap here or something. These

568
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 3: are all things that no cares about, and that's what's important.

569
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 2: I can't live how far out you do these?

570
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, about three weeks in advance, and so we can

571
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 3: just absolutely use computers to edit and make it, you know,

572
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 3: rearrange words, this kind of thing, to really take things

573
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 3: out of context. So yeah, these allies will do the

574
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 3: first edit. Then there's a team of about ten editors

575
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 3: who run an AI program. Once that's done and sent

576
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 3: back to me, I redo my vocals, and then often

577
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 3: the episode just gets deleted.

578
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 2: When do you need us to sing?

579
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 3: Should we all harmonize?

580
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: Now?

581
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 2: Yeah?

582
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 3: Okay, match my pitch. We couldn't have done that on

583
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 3: so I couldn't have. Now the listener's got a little

584
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 3: taste of music. I've been wondering I'd like to just

585
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 3: have instruments laying around that I can just doodle on

586
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 3: while recording a podcast.

587
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 4: Would that be another No.

588
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's about to lie. Bro's about to lie.

589
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 5: I think you would be funny. I think you would

590
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 5: be funny because you don't know as a listener, you

591
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 5: don't know when you're going to get annoyed.

592
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with my face when

593
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 2: someone's playing music around me, Like, I don't know what

594
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 2: to where.

595
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 3: To look or like, what do you do at a concert?

596
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 2: Oh that you look right at it?

597
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what I mean. But if somebody's like

598
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 3: in a room.

599
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, they pick up a guitar. It's like, do I

600
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 2: look at you like you're playing a concert? Like do

601
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 2: you want my own divided attention? Like I know what

602
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 2: to do.

603
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 4: Either way, she's gonna start a mosh pit.

604
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 3: That's the only thing she knows.

605
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 4: And it's dangerous.

606
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 3: I mean that is a good point though, Like if

607
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 3: you're at someone's home and they're playing an instrument, you're like,

608
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 3: do they want full attention or do they want to

609
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,959
Speaker 3: be just adding to the ambiance?

610
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 2: I don't know, and they don't say.

611
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 3: And no one ever reveals, no, no one ever. I

612
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 3: think you've just got to be upfront as the musician.

613
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 3: Everyone look at me, yeah, or everyone go about your business.

614
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 3: Do either of you play an instrument?

615
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 4: I play? I play piano.

616
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 5: Oh well, okay, so I play piano just well enough

617
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 5: that I could play for you, but not well enough

618
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 5: that you'll necessarily enjoy it.

619
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 3: So you're saying, my standards are pretty low. I don't

620
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 3: expect much.

621
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you don't expect much, but it will exceed

622
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 5: your expectation by just a little bit.

623
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 3: Could you just play a song? If I just said,

624
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 3: will you play this for me?

625
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 4: Maybe, Wow, it would be slow.

626
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 3: That's still impressive. So you're just playing by ear?

627
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, now.

628
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 3: I'm starting to wonder, Dylan, have you ever seen this happen?

629
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: I think probably pretty good on piano.

630
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 4: Okay, where did you learn?

631
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 5: I learned back in Cincinnati? Okay, I've been I took

632
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 5: piano lessons when I was a child, right until I

633
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 5: was about sixteen, Okay, and then we had this pandemic

634
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 5: and so I picked it back up.

635
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 3: The story you just told makes it sound like you're

636
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 3: about seventeen years old.

637
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 5: Well, I haven't revealed my age. I don't think we've

638
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 5: ever talked about my age. Why do you think Dylan

639
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 5: and I had to come together? I need a license

640
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 5: driver in the car with me.

641
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 3: Where do you think my hint? Yeah, laying these breadcrumbs.

642
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 2: Our podcast is like a big sister program.

643
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 4: Yeah. Our podcast is technically Dylan's community service.

644
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 2: I've made some mistakes.

645
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 3: Okay, So Brosie, you play piano. Dylan played it. There

646
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 3: was kind of a resounding silence from.

647
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 2: Play a song on guitar from a movie that I

648
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 2: was in where I learned a guitar song you had

649
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 2: to learn I had to learn a song on a

650
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: guitar for a movie.

651
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 3: But you hadn't learned you hadn't played guitar before. No,

652
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 3: how was that that feels?

653
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: It was like it was and I was playing like

654
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 2: a rock, like a famous rock music. So I had

655
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: to look like I knew what I was doing. Oh,

656
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 2: it's the movie.

657
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 3: It's called her Smell, Her Smell. I was gonna say,

658
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 3: it's smell that smell. That's right. So you had to

659
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 3: learn to actually.

660
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to learned one song and it was hard.

661
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 3: Does anyone in the production heard of Hollywood Magic?

662
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think you see much of me

663
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: playing Tried.

664
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 4: Magic.

665
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 2: The track in the movie is like the track I

666
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 2: learned it too, Like, I don't think they ended up

667
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 2: using anything, Okay.

668
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 3: But it looks close enough. Looks like you're forming chords.

669
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're like from a certain angle right, forming

670
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: chords with my fingers.

671
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think I think you picked it up.

672
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,479
Speaker 2: Well, thank you.

673
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 4: It's a hard instrument to just pick up, thank you.

674
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 3: It hurts, It really hurts your fingers.

675
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 4: It's the most painful instrument.

676
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that true?

677
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 4: Probably?

678
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 3: Probably no other instrument really grinds your fingers.

679
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 5: That way or no, none other, no other instrument sort

680
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 5: of promises that your skin will hardened.

681
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 2: They say, the most painful instrument is the pen.

682
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 4: Wow. And you know what, you can form a callous

683
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 4: from Dylan Glumless ladies and gentlemen.

684
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 2: You form a callous in your mind?

685
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 3: What I'm now with a violin? Do you form a

686
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 3: callus under your chin?

687
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: Oh?

688
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 3: No, you just grow a beard, some weird skin beard.

689
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 3: That's just kind of falling. I need to keep a

690
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 3: closer eye on the violinists in my life and see

691
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 3: if there.

692
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 4: Is that a good prank to put a little bit

693
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 4: of brokene on.

694
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 3: The bottom of someone's chin every night.

695
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 2: Violin Branks.

696
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 3: Well, let's return to the shirt for a minute. I mean,

697
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 3: what was the conversation around this, what like, what was

698
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 3: the planning?

699
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 2: We were like, oh, we have to get Britter a gift,

700
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 2: and Brothery was like, should we get on my shirt?

701
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, and She's like I'll go

702
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 2: do it.

703
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 4: That's it, And then I said start running.

704
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 3: Okay, well shut wise. When you tour shirt shopping for yourselves,

705
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 3: what are you looking for?

706
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 4: Oh?

707
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 2: I never find it. I'll tell you that.

708
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 3: That's the thing, shopping, shopping shopping.

709
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 2: I don't know, you just like know it when you

710
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 2: see it, you know what I mean, and then you

711
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 2: don't feel it. Yeah.

712
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 5: I will look online and sort of envision myself in

713
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 5: the shirt.

714
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 4: Then I will go to the store try it on.

715
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 5: It doesn't look anything like I had envisioned, and then

716
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:38,399
Speaker 5: you know, I probably buy it, even though you're disappointed.

717
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 4: Even though I'm because I you know, I paid the

718
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 4: parking fee.

719
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 2: Trying on clothes is crazy because you're like, I know

720
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 2: what this shape is, I know what I am, and

721
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 2: then they don't ever meet the way you think they're.

722
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 3: Going, not in a million years, No, And it's always

723
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 3: an environment that's so foreign to your real life experience.

724
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 3: You're like, I don't know if if this really works

725
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 3: for my reality exactly exactly.

726
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 4: And sometimes you think, like what if I try something fun?

727
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,320
Speaker 4: But I'll tell you. I'll tell you something.

728
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 5: I've never met a fun shirt that isn't just wearing

729
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 5: me instead of me wearing it.

730
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, you allow the shirts to wear you. I sort

731
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 4: of wrapped my skin around them. A grateful dead shirt

732
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 4: right now, that's an shirt, thank you. It feels like

733
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 4: a like a fun choice this was a fun choice.

734
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 5: And I got it somewhere on Melrose and I talked

735
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 5: to the store owner. He has, you know, these vinted

736
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 5: shirts with all these bands on them, and he was

737
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 5: he was so lovely, and I was like, I should

738
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 5: buy this. And it was much more money than I

739
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 5: had expected.

740
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 3: But I think you have to reveal how much you

741
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 3: paid for it.

742
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 4: Just do it. I paid one hundred dollars.

743
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 3: That's a lot of money for that.

744
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 2: I think say more than that, to be honest. I

745
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 2: used to work at a vintage store. Oh, I used

746
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 2: to work at Wasteland.

747
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 3: Oh, Wasteland. Where's Wasteland?

748
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 2: Okay, the one I worked at it is gone, not because.

749
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 3: Of me, because of their pricing, because of me.

750
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 2: The one, the main one is on Melrose, and it's

751
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 2: like a thing where you bring your clothes in and

752
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 2: then you look through them and then you buy.

753
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 3: How those people that follow Exchange or that other place

754
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 3: that I.

755
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 2: Hate Crossroads, Yes, yes, yes, it's a whole.

756
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

757
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 2: So I was the person that Peo will get mad

758
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,879
Speaker 2: at and they'd be like, this is a nice shirt.

759
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 4: I'm so fascinated.

760
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that is that's got to be such a

761
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 3: contentious position to be.

762
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 2: It's very emotional because people feel rejected and they feel

763
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:31,919
Speaker 2: like you don't like them.

764
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 3: The sting of a place not buying your clothes, there's

765
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 3: nothing like it. And you've been floating around the store

766
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 3: like you want to buy something for forty five minutes.

767
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 4: You don't.

768
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 3: You're not really when you When I take my clothes

769
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 3: the first time to one of these places, I'm not

770
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 3: planning to buy anything. I'm planning to get the credit

771
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 3: yea or return later. So I have a lot of

772
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 3: waste of time. And then when they reject the clothes,

773
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 3: I'm I wouldn't say furious, I'm extremely depressed.

774
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 2: It hurts. It hurts because you see a way it

775
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 2: could go and it didn't go that way.

776
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing, here's the this is why I think.

777
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 5: When I was in this store, I did think to myself,

778
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 5: this man's self confidence is worth one hundred dollars.

779
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 3: You were concerned about the store owners confidence?

780
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean we had talked for like seven minutes,

781
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 5: which is so long. That's such a long conversation old

782
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 5: sales trick and look it got me and here I

783
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,760
Speaker 5: am wearing the shirt.

784
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 4: Well it's a good shirt. I mean my shirt. Now

785
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 4: we know it's a valuable shirt.

786
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 3: It's very valuable. I wonder if you tried reselling it

787
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 3: what you'd get, Dylan, do you have any idea.

788
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 2: You'd get so reselling you have to sell a lot

789
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 2: of it. You don't get that much money for each

790
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,439
Speaker 2: individual thing, because it's like thirty percent or something.

791
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 4: Top right.

792
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: I just remembered I got in trouble one time because

793
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 2: I bought two bonnets from a woman because I thought

794
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,399
Speaker 2: that was so funny. I was like, We're gonna want

795
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 2: these bonnets, and my boss was like, we don't. We're

796
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 2: not gonna be able to sell these bonnets.

797
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 5: Well, okay, just now, when you said you have to

798
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 5: sell a lot of it, I thought you meant like

799
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 5: a large percentage of this.

800
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 3: You couldn't cut it off and try to sell it piece.

801
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: I think you if you absolutely crushed it, you would

802
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 2: get like fifteen dollars.

803
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say fourteen.

804
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 3: Maybe not that it's a bad shirt, but it's just

805
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 3: these places are yeah, scam.

806
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, yeah, a little better than throwing it in

807
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 2: the trush.

808
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, Have you two sold clothes to these places before?

809
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 6: Well?

810
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 2: I would sell it when I worked there, so I

811
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,399
Speaker 2: would that's how you make a lot of money.

812
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 3: Oh wait, how did that work? So did you put

813
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 3: like the disguise.

814
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 4: On Dylan is admitting to em Best some sort of.

815
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 2: Somebody else that worked there would buy it in and

816
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 2: they'd be like, this is one hundred dollars, I mean

817
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 2: so much money, and yeah, oh my god. Yeah, it

818
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 2: would all go back into the store because I wasn't working,

819
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 2: I was just standing there. So then I would I

820
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: knew every single so like, oh my god. And then

821
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 2: sometimes I would buy things in that I wanted, so

822
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 2: I would price them really low.

823
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 3: A few minutes ago, you said they didn't shut down

824
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 3: because of you, and yes they did. They absolutely shut

825
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 3: down because I.

826
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 2: Was told I wasn't allowed to pick the music anymore

827
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 2: after some weird choices.

828
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 3: How long did you work there?

829
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 4: Not long?

830
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 2: I think like four months? Five months?

831
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 4: Star employee.

832
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 3: Did you get fired or quit?

833
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:21,959
Speaker 2: I quit?

834
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 4: Okay, well at least you went out on.

835
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 2: Your Yeah, I stopped wanting to go.

836
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 4: That is crazy. Wait what was your job after that?

837
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 2: That was when I got a TV show, I got

838
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 2: started acting. My job before I worked at a restaurant

839
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 2: and then that okay, and then I moved back to Oh.

840
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 2: Then I moved back to New York to be an

841
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 2: internet of fashion magazine.

842
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 4: Oh.

843
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 3: It was a little bit of knowledge. It built from

844
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 3: stealing money.

845
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 5: Wait, I remember you had some you had like an

846
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 5: insane sort of editorial post or something like that.

847
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,280
Speaker 2: I got to interview the guy guy from the Voice.

848
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't remember his name, but he

849
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 2: made all of his videos in black and and that

850
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 2: was the only thing I can think to ask him.

851
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 2: I was like, that's an interesting choice.

852
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 4: It's like, thanks, I remember you asking like stranger questions though.

853
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 2: Oh I asked one. I got in trouble because I

854
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 2: was one of them if they'd ever had lice? I

855
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 2: was trying to have fun.

856
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 3: That's a perfectly fair question. Have you, like a lot

857
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 3: of people I know, had lice as kids or whatever?

858
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 2: Yes, If it's no, you wouldn't get mad, you know

859
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 2: what I mean.

860
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, obviously you had it multiple times everyone in

861
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 3: that class.

862
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

863
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 5: Look, as the kids would say, you're telling on yourself.

864
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 2: You're telling on yourself.

865
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 3: Have either of you ever had lice?

866
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, yeah, we've talked about both. Have had lies?

867
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

868
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:46,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, what age I had it when I was like six. Okay,

869
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 4: that's pretty young.

870
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 2: I was older than that.

871
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 5: But then I got it again when I was like

872
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 5: twenty because I was living. I spent a brief period

873
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 5: of my life, only a few months living in a monastery.

874
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, got a lot of shared bet a lot of

875
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 4: shared things. Yeah, exactly. Wow. So you had lice twice

876
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 4: still and you've had it.

877
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: We've had it more, definitely more than once. Has lice

878
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 2: that much?

879
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 4: Give us five dollars.

880
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 2: Absolute joy of the comb and seeing the lights on

881
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 2: the comb in a parallel Very.

882
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 4: Sad, Oh my god, it is very sad. I will

883
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 4: say though.

884
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,879
Speaker 5: When I was in the monastery and I saw and

885
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 5: my head was, you know, itching quite a bit, and

886
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 5: I looked down at my pillow, I saw something crawling,

887
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 5: and I just I very slowly google search close up

888
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 5: of lice, even though I knew it was that, I

889
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 5: was just you know, I was just hoping, why close up?

890
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 4: Well, because I looked pretty close because I was pretty close.

891
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 3: To your life her scope, you're enhanced.

892
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 5: Oh, this lice was huge. So I just had the

893
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 5: one lice. That's gorgeous.

894
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 3: I'm writing that book. Yeah, everyone get out of my way.

895
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 3: I'm writing the book.

896
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 2: Get this person that goes right to.

897
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 3: The card writer will absolutely be writing The Lonely Lous

898
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 3: under the name Bridger Winder. Now I'm curious what the

899
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 3: treatment is for lice. Is it just shampoo?

900
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 2: It's a shampoo and it's your mom getting in there

901
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 2: with a comb.

902
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 3: Okay, came in there, just like scraping your scalps.

903
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 2: It's like a little comb that is like smaller than lice.

904
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 2: So the lights get stuck in it.

905
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 3: Oh, a little like lobster trap.

906
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:46,439
Speaker 2: You see them in there?

907
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 4: Well have you not heard my single smaller than light.

908
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 2: Lobster trap?

909
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 3: Wow, that's fascinating. Yeah, I remember the lice. Every year

910
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 3: they would come into like your class, and the volunteers

911
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 3: would kind of they had like almost like chopsticks or something.

912
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 4: Do you remember this in front of everyone?

913
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was that.

914
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 5: It was that and like the scoliosis exam. Oh yeah,

915
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 5: it was just you know, it was just kind of wholesale.

916
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 5: We cattle call these children in, We check them in right.

917
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 3: In front of each other. So if something, if it

918
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 3: is revealed, the they just have the shame of the.

919
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 5: Crowd and exactly you know what I think would be

920
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 5: funny if if there was like a group of lice

921
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 5: that like came into a Zoom classroom and then it would.

922
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 3: Be like, oh, we had a lice outbreak, right, that's

923
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 3: they were like kind of uh, surfing the waves of

924
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:51,919
Speaker 3: the web.

925
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 2: Yes, kind of cyber licey hundred boxes coming.

926
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,760
Speaker 4: And they're constantly moving around.

927
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 3: You were saying, each loose has its own zoom windows.

928
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 2: In my mind, they have a bunch of little windows.

929
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they are just moving.

930
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're concert all over one kid's head.

931
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 4: And that's you. Everyone's moving their box away from that kid.

932
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 3: I was just imagining maybe something a little more frightening

933
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 3: of like all the kids are on Zoom school and

934
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 3: let's say Charlie has light and then a few minutes

935
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:34,280
Speaker 3: later another kid has lice, and then it's like, how

936
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 3: is it passing through the computer? Kind of like it's

937
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 3: almost like a horror movie for children. Yes, I guess

938
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 3: that's not that wouldn't be that profitable, but that, Uh.

939
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 4: What sare your kids?

940
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 3: Interesting? And Dylan, do you remember where you got your life?

941
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 2: No?

942
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 4: Oh?

943
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 3: Interesting? That person got away with murder? Have you ever

944
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 3: seen hair fairies in Los Angeles? It's like a franchise

945
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 3: of Lice's Care and they call it hair Fairies, which

946
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 3: is is that like slang for lice?

947
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 2: I was gonna say the lice are the hair fairies.

948
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, that's what I was.

949
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 3: It's not a fun thing to think about. But I

950
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 3: guess maybe you're like, that's how you soften the blow

951
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 3: for kids. It's like you have little fairies eating your scalp.

952
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 4: Hair Fairies is actually a slur for lice. Moved cast

953
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 4: that term. Yeah, you can't call them that.

954
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 3: That business is in a lot of trouble. They've dug

955
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 3: their heels in. They're expanding at that that hateful name. Yeah, HEADLCE.

956
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 3: I never had it. I remember the smell of the

957
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 3: shampoo when kids would get it.

958
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was strong. The big brand was called like Nicks,

959
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:48,439
Speaker 4: Nicks or Rid, Yes, yeah, those two were big, right,

960
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 4: or hair Fairies.

961
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 3: Let's not leave out the hair fairies.

962
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 2: Or the H word. Hair is the word.

963
00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 3: That's okay? Well what should I I mean? Is there

964
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 3: anything else we should say about this shirt?

965
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 2: It's pretty kind of dryer?

966
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 5: Yeah hoping this you know you could you could wear

967
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 5: it out to dinner with some friends.

968
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna feel a little. Just when I wear it,

969
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna feel like I got this on

970
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 3: my podcast.

971
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 4: So then you have a conversation piece.

972
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 3: I feel like the shirt's going to actually look good.

973
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 3: I feel like this is so too a nice looking shirt,

974
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 3: a nice fall almost like cutting wood shirt.

975
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 5: Can I tell you I spent a few minutes picturing

976
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 5: you in various shirts like I did some I did

977
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 5: some earnest chopping for you.

978
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like my mom bought me a birthday present,

979
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 3: like a nice and I appreciated you asking my size.

980
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 3: There was a period I went through when my grandma

981
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 3: would always buy me a medium sized shirt. I think

982
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 3: because she felt bad that I was not a medium

983
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 3: sized person and was like trying to boost my self confidence,

984
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 3: but only making my self confidence was just going through

985
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 3: the floor because I was thinking, I'm not a medium

986
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,280
Speaker 3: sized person. So once we all embraced that I was small,

987
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 3: my clothing dos never fit better.

988
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 4: Exactly, You've got to embrace the side.

989
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 3: You've got to embrace. That's our clothes work.

990
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 4: That's how clothes work. That's just the function of them.

991
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 3: And but before we move off of clothing, just to

992
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 3: give the let's try to give the listener some help, Dylan,

993
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 3: is there any tips you can recommend when someone takes

994
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 3: their garbage bag of clothing to one of these stores?

995
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,240
Speaker 3: How do we get the most for our money?

996
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 2: Okay, well, first of all, it's not personal. It's like

997
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 2: sometimes your boss will tell you you're not allowed to

998
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 2: buy any more bonus, you're not allowed.

999
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 3: We do need to circle back to Bondy.

1000
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 2: How funny is that?

1001
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 4: That's really funny?

1002
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 3: What were they like a Gingham material?

1003
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were like two hats that you tie around

1004
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 2: your chin. That's so silly. And they were there whimsy.

1005
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 2: We can't have any whimsy in the door.

1006
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 5: Like the W in Wasteland stands for Wednesday, not anymore

1007
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 5: it's Eastland because it closed because no.

1008
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 2: So like sometimes you're not allowed to buy any men's shirts.

1009
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 2: So it's not that you don't have a nice men's shirt,

1010
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 2: they're not allowed to buy it. So think ahead. They'd

1011
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 2: be like what are they buying? They have all these

1012
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 2: like they're going to buy for fall right now? Oh,

1013
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 2: like what I do fall in June? Maybe I don't know.

1014
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 2: There's a thing in the back that says it. Yeah,

1015
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 2: where they're like this is the code for the back

1016
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 2: way to change it because this girl got fired and

1017
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 2: then you know what I mean. So they're like, and

1018
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 2: also you're you know, we're looking for women's jeans, right,

1019
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 2: you can ask them what are you looking for?

1020
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 4: Is call ahead?

1021
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 2: Yes, you ask them what are you looking for?

1022
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 4: Oh?

1023
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: This is it?

1024
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 3: But here's something that worries me. You call ahead, you

1025
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 3: get all this information, you have a strategy, You go

1026
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 3: in and they still don't buy it, then you're burning

1027
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 3: the store down.

1028
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 4: I would, Yeah, I would.

1029
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 3: Drive my car through the store because I feel like

1030
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 3: the feeling I have when I go without a plan,

1031
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 3: I still feel terrible.

1032
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, look I feel bad. I did that in

1033
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 2: New York and they only bought one of my things,

1034
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 2: and I was like, shit, that's hurt. Yeah.

1035
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 3: Do you know what I hate is when they buy

1036
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 3: one thing and they're like, but we can still take

1037
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 3: the rest of this. I'm like, no, you can't. Yeah,

1038
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 3: you're not kidding this. Yeah, no, I.

1039
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 4: Know what this is worth. I'll go somewhere that appreciates

1040
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 4: that number.

1041
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 3: I'll find someone who cares about me. Okay, well, those

1042
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 3: are some interesting enough tips. I've recently become obsessed with

1043
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 3: something called sway, have you heard of this place in

1044
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 3: Los Angeles? And listener can participate in this as well.

1045
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 3: Now this is just an ad for them. It's s

1046
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 3: u a y. They have a die bath, a community

1047
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 3: die bath. You take your clothes and they die them,

1048
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: and it's incredible. It's as close to dying in East

1049
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 3: the joy of dying in an easter egg. I've gotten

1050
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 3: too since I was like nine years old.

1051
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 2: That they get in the bath, like I thought it

1052
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 2: was likely you.

1053
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 4: Come out bit different.

1054
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 2: Honestly, it was like wow, changed.

1055
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 3: I'm describing it like a spray TNSL. Do you come

1056
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 3: out on orange?

1057
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: Do you get to do it? Or they're doing it?

1058
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 4: They do it.

1059
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 3: So they have like four colors a month. This is

1060
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 3: now just an ad for them. They better appreciate it.

1061
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 3: And you take your old clothes or whatever, pick the

1062
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 3: colors you want. They charge by the pound, and then

1063
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 3: they diet. You show up four to six weeks later

1064
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 3: and you've got these fun new colors.

1065
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 2: Why why what is it a tied eye or is

1066
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 2: it like one color?

1067
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 3: I have one tied eye color and then three regular colors.

1068
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,240
Speaker 4: Okay, And so let's say you have.

1069
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 3: Like a shirt that's like kind of worn out, or

1070
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 3: like you're tired of the color.

1071
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 4: Take it in and put it in a new color.

1072
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 2: Interesting. Wow.

1073
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 3: Wow, it's the only thing bringing me joy at this point.

1074
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 5: I am going to cancel my plans tonight so that

1075
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 5: I can sit. I'm leaving the podcast. I need to

1076
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 5: sit in an empty room and think about the possibilities.

1077
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 3: You should take your grateful dead shirt when you're tired

1078
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 3: of it being white, get it die.

1079
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1080
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, this is the wave of the future.

1081
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 3: It's the only thing I care about outside of Tetris.

1082
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:12,879
Speaker 3: It's time to play a game.

1083
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 4: You two.

1084
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 3: We're gonna play a game called Gift to a Curse.

1085
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 3: I need a number between one and ten from you.

1086
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 4: I was gonna say eight. Oh, now are you really yeah?

1087
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 3: Okay, well then I'm glad you came to one agreement

1088
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 3: on this thing. I have to do some light calculating.

1089
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 3: So while I'm doing that, you can promote, recommend, do

1090
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 3: whatever you want with the microphone for who knows how

1091
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 3: much time.

1092
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 2: Brother ke sinks pretty hurts. I can answer.

1093
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,839
Speaker 4: Wehless that we're pretty good.

1094
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 2: I forget the rest. It's just not true. You know,

1095
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 2: there's a part of that. So she says, pretty hurts

1096
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,720
Speaker 2: shine the light on whatever's worst.

1097
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 4: I think you speaking it. It's just as good.

1098
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 2: Beauty ideas can be pretty hard on women. Yeah, they

1099
00:51:58,719 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 2: make us feel a suire.

1100
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1101
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 5: I was just gonna try and say that we shrink ourselves.

1102
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 5: We shrink ourselves.

1103
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 2: I feel bad to take our pace. Okay.

1104
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 3: I've never seen that time used in that way before,

1105
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 3: and I hope to never see it again. So irresponsible,

1106
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 3: just absolutely.

1107
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 5: Oh we have a podcast. It's on Patreon. It's called

1108
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 5: Lecture Hall. It's a lot of this energy.

1109
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 4: If you like what you're here, then you're gonna love

1110
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,919
Speaker 4: this one. If you have any qualms about what you're here,

1111
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 4: I recommend throwing your computer away now.

1112
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 2: If you unsubscribe, don't tell us why because it's so mean.

1113
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 2: That don't really mean?

1114
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 3: Do people mean things to you? Yeah, well why do

1115
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 3: people do that?

1116
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 5: They have like they have a list of options that

1117
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 5: you can give when you unsubscribe, and so when they

1118
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 5: choose the option, like, wasn't interested anymore?

1119
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 3: That stings just kind of general disinteresting.

1120
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 4: I lost it.

1121
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 3: I had enough, had enough would be a good.

1122
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 2: Option, got what I needed.

1123
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:18,280
Speaker 3: Got what I need that you need that's a grosser

1124
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 3: that's the grosser state.

1125
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 4: But I do like had enough or let's just wrap

1126
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 4: it up.

1127
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 3: Is there any way this could end? This is how

1128
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,240
Speaker 3: gift or a curse works. I'm going to name three things.

1129
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 3: You're gonna tell me if there're a gift or a curse,

1130
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 3: and why I'm gonna tell if you're right or wrong?

1131
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 3: And I can never remember how we play this with

1132
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 3: two people on at least do you have any idea?

1133
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 4: Is it?

1134
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 3: Usually they come to a consensus. Okay, So you have

1135
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:45,720
Speaker 3: to decide together if it's a gift or a curse,

1136
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 3: and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong.

1137
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 4: Okay.

1138
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 3: So number one this is a listener suggestion from somebody

1139
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 3: named Senight. Tonight has suggested gift her a curse, describing

1140
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 3: the scale of something by saying you can see it

1141
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 3: from space, so like you can see the Great Wall

1142
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 3: of China from space, or well I've already run out

1143
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 3: of things that you can see from space.

1144
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 4: Well, I guess in that case, here's the thing.

1145
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 5: It's a gift if you are wanting to compare it

1146
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 5: to the Great Wall of China.

1147
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 4: Otherwise that's a curse.

1148
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 2: I am so on positive. It's a curse. That's why

1149
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, look, I just feel like I haven't been

1150
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 2: to space. That doesn't mean anything to me. I don't

1151
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 2: I'm not going to look that up. I don't know

1152
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,439
Speaker 2: what that looks like. I'm down here.

1153
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 4: That is a good point that we're down here.

1154
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 2: I don't know what you can and can't see from space?

1155
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 2: What do I astronaut?

1156
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 4: I don't want to go to space.

1157
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 2: Oh I don't. I'm staying right.

1158
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm staying put.

1159
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 2: You know what it is? If I could get knocked out,

1160
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 2: like if I could be given anesthesia and I wake

1161
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,439
Speaker 2: up in space, it's the rocket that I don't want.

1162
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 3: Oh, it's just the ride.

1163
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 2: It's the ride that bothers, not the.

1164
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 3: Boring or the fact that there are no stores there.

1165
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 2: It's lift off.

1166
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 5: Do you remember when those children in Thailand were stuck

1167
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 5: in that cave? Of course, well, during that rescue mission,

1168
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 5: they were given the children were given anesthetics so that

1169
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 5: they would be knocked out while the cave divers brought them.

1170
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 4: Back to safety.

1171
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:20,799
Speaker 5: They were given like oxygen tanks and they were they

1172
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,439
Speaker 5: were put under.

1173
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 3: They all got knocked out, basically, So what to just

1174
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 3: because they.

1175
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 4: Were because if they freaked out at all, then it.

1176
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 3: Would danger the mission. Yeah, whoa, So they did they

1177
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 3: trick them into knocking them out. They're like, here's some

1178
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 3: oxygen of the room.

1179
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 4: They all they had to take each of them on

1180
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 4: a horrible date. Interesting.

1181
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So I mean we are just you're fully

1182
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 3: avoiding answering this question though that we would.

1183
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 2: Both would like to be put under anesthesia and the

1184
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 2: answer the question.

1185
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 3: You have to answer this, you have to answer it.

1186
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 2: I think it's a curse.

1187
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to say curse. You're right.

1188
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 3: That exact logic is what I'm thinking. I'm not in space.

1189
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 3: Who cares compared to something that It's like, it's as

1190
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 3: big as a target? There we go, Wow, the Great

1191
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 3: Wall of China's as big as a target. Okay, now

1192
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 3: I get what we're talking.

1193
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 2: How many targets?

1194
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 4: What if it was as big.

1195
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 3: As one time and somehow made waves? People were crazy

1196
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 3: about this thing?

1197
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, which target?

1198
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:31,439
Speaker 4: It also doubles as a target. That's where I got

1199
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,720
Speaker 4: your sensible shirt at the Great Walls.

1200
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 3: Honey, can you run to the Great Wall of China?

1201
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 3: I bet you could get some good shirts at the

1202
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 3: Great Wall of China. I bet they are like souvenir

1203
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 3: stands that have good shirts, don't you think.

1204
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 5: I always, I always think that it would be funny

1205
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:58,240
Speaker 5: to get like a sensible shirt from like a souvenir.

1206
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 4: Show that has nothing to do with nothing to do.

1207
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that has nothing to do with the attraction that

1208
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 5: it's connected to.

1209
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:07,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just blue, and then you diet another color.

1210
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 4: Every three months.

1211
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 3: Okay, you got one, right, would you? I mean you

1212
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 3: don't neither everyone wants to go to space, But do

1213
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 3: either of you want to.

1214
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 4: Go to the Great Wall of China. Yeah, I'm sure.

1215
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 3: I feel like that'd be a good time. Yeah, and

1216
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 3: I would like to get some sense of scale. Yeah,

1217
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 3: of course, because the space thing isn't doing anything for me.

1218
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 3: I need to see it with my peepers exactly.

1219
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 4: And you know you're saying it's a target basically target.

1220
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 4: Yeh Okay, my Google doc is all fouled up.

1221
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. A listener suggestion from someone named Cooper.

1222
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 3: Cooper has asked gift or a curse automatic trunk doors

1223
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 3: on SUVs?

1224
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 2: I have such an a media roc. I think they're fine.

1225
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, not the answer not the answer we're looking for here.

1226
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 3: We need a gift or a curse.

1227
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 4: I think gift and why because you know, just a

1228
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 4: little thing to make your life just that much easier.

1229
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 2: But do this, does it actually make it easier? Because

1230
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 2: what happens is you don't know it's automatic, so you

1231
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 2: start to try to push it and then it gets

1232
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 2: mad and it goes back up and you find this

1233
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 2: thing for like twenty minutes.

1234
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 5: So normally, you know you will have probably learned the

1235
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 5: cause and effect.

1236
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 4: In a couple of sites.

1237
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 2: You're saying like look long term, like yes, there's a

1238
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 2: rough learn, Yeah, there's a learning curve.

1239
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 4: So I'm going to say gift, gift.

1240
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 2: Okay, it's just because we have to agree, I'm going

1241
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 2: to say gift, but I don't mean it.

1242
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 3: I think they are a curse. And it's because of

1243
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 3: that feeling they try to push it down and it

1244
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 3: makes you feel so weak and makes you feel dumb.

1245
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 4: And you're like, just let me do it, just let

1246
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 4: me push the thing done.

1247
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 3: I mean, I will say I like the idea of it,

1248
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 3: Like doubling is a weapon. Someone's back there and you

1249
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 3: push the button and it springs open. But it's so

1250
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 3: slow that I don't think it would be that effective

1251
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 3: of us that it.

1252
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 2: Should be optional issues. If I want to close it,

1253
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 2: let me close it.

1254
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 5: If your enemy is you know, the simple tortoise, then

1255
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 5: it could perhaps crush him.

1256
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 2: You can't get out of the way and get out.

1257
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 2: I think Bridger was describing it pops up suddenly. But

1258
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 2: you're saying it's going to slowly.

1259
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 3: You're thinking, so our ideas of killing are all over

1260
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 3: the map. You're more of a crush. I'm more of

1261
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 3: a fling.

1262
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 4: We're sort of seeing the trunk as like a Swiss

1263
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 4: army knife. Right.

1264
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 3: So it does offer a lot of things, but ultimately

1265
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 3: the thing offers the most is just that little bit

1266
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 3: of frustration and anger that you're like, just let me

1267
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 3: close the door.

1268
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. I will have learned my lesson

1269
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 4: by then.

1270
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 3: Well not all quick learners.

1271
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 4: That's true. That's true. Perhaps that is my privilege.

1272
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 3: You're speaking from a place of great privilege of being

1273
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 3: able to know how doors work. Well, okay, so you've

1274
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 3: gotten one out of two so far, You've got one

1275
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 3: more to go. This is from a listener who declined

1276
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 3: to give their name. Maybe they're maybe they're embarrassed of me,

1277
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 3: of the podcast. God knows what.

1278
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 4: Maybe they're very famous.

1279
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, this could be a ver. This could be Santa.

1280
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 2: Claus, Lawrence Peugh.

1281
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 4: It's either Santa Claus or Florence Pugh.

1282
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 3: Florence. We all we can tell this is Florence's voice

1283
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 3: because I'll tell you. Let me read it aloud. Give

1284
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 3: her a curse. Cutting open a bell pepper to find

1285
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 3: a baby bell pepper inside clearly something Florence would submit.

1286
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I have had that experience so

1287
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 2: many times. I feel like I have tweeted about that

1288
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 2: experience you have, Yes, Lawrence, No, Florence, please follow back,

1289
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 2: because it's like you cut into it and you're like,

1290
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 2: oh my god, I didn't know what was pregnant. You

1291
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 2: know what I mean? I didn't know.

1292
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 4: She wasn't showing, she wasn't showing. She carried it so well,

1293
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,920
Speaker 4: she dressed perfectly for it.

1294
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it had a baby.

1295
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 3: She's always been carrying a bag of groceries since, so

1296
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 3: I'm never able to.

1297
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 4: Tell that she was, like, that's why she has that

1298
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 4: basketball at all times.

1299
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 2: A couple of times I've cut up the little one too,

1300
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 2: and other times I've thrown it away because I got scared.

1301
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 4: No, I'm I'm going to cut up that little one,

1302
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 4: and that's a little extra treat. That's a little appetizer. Look, yeah,

1303
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 4: that's an appetizer.

1304
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 3: If I've ever talked about one, yeah, uh, gift or

1305
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 3: a curse, then.

1306
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 2: Guest gift because it's a it's a unique experience gift.

1307
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 4: It is a gift.

1308
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 3: I think it's delightful little surprise exactly. I mean, it's

1309
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 3: never happened to me, so maybe it is a curse. No,

1310
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 3: it is a gift, and it's I'm going to will

1311
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 3: it into my life. I want them to happen to

1312
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 3: me so bad to see that little baby bell pepper

1313
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 3: in there.

1314
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 4: What freak of nature happens?

1315
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 2: It happens to me all the time at the.

1316
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 3: Time, not cutting off bell peppers.

1317
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 2: It happens a lot.

1318
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 5: Oh wow, is so you you are just dying for

1319
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 5: this to happen.

1320
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 4: I am absolutely dying for love to watch my friend's

1321
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 4: dream dream out loud. Have you had it happen a

1322
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 4: few times?

1323
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,959
Speaker 3: Shifting in a way that I'm thinking the normal.

1324
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:12,919
Speaker 4: Amount of times?

1325
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 5: I'm it's not like a daily occurrence for me, but

1326
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 5: I would say maybe.

1327
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 4: Thrice a year. Wow. Yeah, how many bell peppers are

1328
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 4: you each cutting up a year? I'm cutting up a

1329
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 4: lot of bell PEPs. This was a snack. It's yeah,

1330
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 4: the bell pepper is a staple in my household. Which

1331
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 4: color all of them?

1332
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:37,479
Speaker 2: I don't discriminate either, crazy like I like a colorful dish.

1333
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Speaker 2: I had a purple one recently.

1334
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 4: I've never had a purple that's an eggplane.

1335
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 2: It was not an egg plant. I know what an

1336
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 2: eggplant is. It was a bell pepper.

1337
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 4: It was.

1338
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 2: It was purple in the inside, right, I cut into

1339
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 2: it green inside?

1340
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 4: Whoa Barney core.

1341
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 2: It was like that ketchup that they used to have

1342
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,640
Speaker 2: you're talking about, like the ketchup that was grown.

1343
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 3: That period when they were trying to get people excited

1344
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 3: about ketchup.

1345
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 4: Or what they were. That was during some Shrek marketing,

1346
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 4: the ketchup thing.

1347
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, the catchup pre dated Trek.

1348
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is two on one event.

1349
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 4: Maybe they later were like, let's try it with Shrek.

1350
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1351
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it failed without the character before, but maybe now people.

1352
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 4: Get yeah exactly. I mean I remember.

1353
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 5: Being like, well, in the commercial, you know, these parents

1354
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 5: are drawing so many images on these plates with this,

1355
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:33,920
Speaker 5: with this new ketchup. Mom, if it wouldn't trouble you

1356
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 5: too much and.

1357
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 4: She would draw, would you would do it? Yeah?

1358
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:40,920
Speaker 3: I thought, you know, I thought that was going to

1359
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:41,439
Speaker 3: take a turn.

1360
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 5: I know, no, but it didn't. Sometimes the biggest surprise

1361
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 5: is what you worries you.

1362
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 2: Do, you give surprise. A little bell pepper inside is

1363
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 2: a gift.

1364
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 3: It is a gift. It absolutely is a gift. And

1365
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,040
Speaker 3: I hope to see that someday. And just one more

1366
01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 3: question about bell peppers. It's true right that, like they're

1367
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 3: all the same bell pepper.

1368
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:02,680
Speaker 4: It just goes.

1369
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 3: It's just different stages of ripeness.

1370
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 4: I'm looking.

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01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 3: No one in the room, no one in the outdoors knows.

1372
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 3: I thought like the green was like a loost ripe

1373
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 3: and then yellow, red or something, just different formats.

1374
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1375
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 4: I've never noticed at this is giving a thumbs up.

1376
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 3: We've all learned something and I've confirmed something that I

1377
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 3: know something.

1378
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel right. I don't mean like it doesn't

1379
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 2: feel right morally or like it's not right, but it's okay,

1380
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

1381
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 4: Wow, it's not ripe, but it's okay. Oh, get the

1382
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 4: song going.

1383
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 3: They've got to do the parody Bell Pepper Association, Weird

1384
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 3: al Enter, weird Broth and.

1385
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 2: It's not right, but it's okay. Fornys bell Pepper Pardy.

1386
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 4: It's a parody of bell Peppers, not of the song.

1387
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 2: We do satire.

1388
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is just like the Onion.

1389
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 3: We have an audience right now. There's got to be

1390
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 3: somebody out there that could put a version of that

1391
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 3: song together.

1392
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd love to hear it.

1393
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 3: Please somebody. We're reaching out, write and record the song

1394
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 3: and then like a bunch of people will half listen

1395
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 3: to it and then move on their lives. But it'll

1396
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 3: be worth it for the people currently president on the podcast. Well,

1397
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:18,439
Speaker 3: you got two out of three.

1398
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

1399
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 4: That's really not bad. It could have gone way worse. Yeah,

1400
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 4: that's a that's a it's a deep. It's a plus.

1401
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 3: It's unfortunately a D plus. There's kind of no way

1402
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 3: to get a good grade unless you get all three

1403
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 3: on this.

1404
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's between A plus and D plus. There's a

1405
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 4: steep drop.

1406
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a massive drop if you lose one, but

1407
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 3: who cares. This is the final segment of the podcast.

1408
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 3: It's called I Said No emails people write into I

1409
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 3: said no gifts at gmail dot com. Every one of

1410
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 3: them is a parasite who's begging for answers, who needs

1411
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:57,720
Speaker 3: some help from me, and they're leading my energy and

1412
01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 3: I'm happy to do it. And I bring the list

1413
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 3: the in to answer a question. Will you help me sure?

1414
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you're going through that.

1415
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you.

1416
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 3: This is the first time I've ever gotten a you know,

1417
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 3: someone's felt for me. And it's nice to have a

1418
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 3: little bit of support from the guest on occasion.

1419
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 5: I wish more people listen and look, we're culpable as well.

1420
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 4: We brought a gift.

1421
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 3: You've added to my pain, but now you've taken away

1422
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 3: a lesson. Yeah okay, deer bridger and helpful guest. I

1423
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,520
Speaker 3: am requesting help in choosing a gift for my employees

1424
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 3: for their fourth or on their fourth anniversary of working

1425
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 3: for me. I operate a small coffee shop and three

1426
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 3: of my four employees have been with me for four years.

1427
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 3: This is a story problem. Three of my four employees

1428
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 3: have been with me for four years and one has

1429
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 3: celebrated their first anniversary at the shop. They are all strong,

1430
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 3: independent workers and have been invaluable to the success of

1431
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:54,880
Speaker 3: the shop. The shop is just over four years old,

1432
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:56,840
Speaker 3: so most of these people have been with me since

1433
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 3: nearly the beginning. I want to get them something to

1434
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,920
Speaker 3: say I appreciate them, and the ideas I'm coming up

1435
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 3: with don't.

1436
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:02,959
Speaker 4: Meet the mark.

1437
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 3: First idea have them over to the house for a

1438
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 3: home cooked meal by me. Second idea roller skate night.

1439
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:11,720
Speaker 3: So here's some info to help you. Employees are twenty

1440
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 3: five to forty years old. Comma. Dietary restrictions comma. And

1441
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 3: I'm just going to stop you person right now. You

1442
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 3: didn't tell us any of the dietary restrictions, so we're

1443
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 3: going to have to talk about that. Half of them

1444
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 3: are non drinkers, half are public commuters and can't go far.

1445
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:32,520
Speaker 3: We are in Phoenix, Arizona. If that helps, Can a

1446
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:35,959
Speaker 3: roller rink night and or a home cooked meal work?

1447
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 3: Or is there something else you can suggest to make

1448
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 3: me feel like I am properly honoring commitment to the shop.

1449
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 3: Thank you, And that's from Sharon. Sharon decided she wasn't

1450
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 3: gonna tell us any of the dietary restrictions, so we've

1451
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,720
Speaker 3: got to be very careful.

1452
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:51,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like an essayt question.

1453
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:53,480
Speaker 3: I like one of those ones where you're like, you

1454
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 3: have ten different characters and you're like, and how did

1455
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:56,960
Speaker 3: what did this character do?

1456
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,120
Speaker 5: Here's the thing that I really liked about this email, well,

1457
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 5: is that so she has four employees four, so using

1458
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 5: words like half of them really makes it sound like

1459
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 5: they're a lot more like it's.

1460
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 4: A huge just see too. Two.

1461
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:17,759
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're just Sharon. We're just coming after you here.

1462
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 3: But let's let's first of all, congratulations Sharon on the

1463
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:25,519
Speaker 3: success of the shop. It's been open for four years

1464
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 3: and the employee retention at this place is.

1465
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 4: Through the roof. Yeah, that's fantastic.

1466
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,200
Speaker 3: I feel like at a coffee shop, somebody shows up

1467
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 3: and works for three weeks and then moves on.

1468
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 2: I've never seen the same Mareisa twice. Oh yeah, they're

1469
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:40,840
Speaker 2: all dying, you don't hear I assume they die if.

1470
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,240
Speaker 3: You have a curse that if a Barisa meets you,

1471
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 3: they die shortly after. Kind of this specter haunting the

1472
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:50,519
Speaker 3: nation's coffee shops.

1473
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:51,920
Speaker 4: Coffee shops hate her.

1474
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:58,040
Speaker 3: That's an article you see that's a little ad that

1475
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 3: you see coffee shops hate Sharon.

1476
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,160
Speaker 4: It sounds like, you're a wonderful boss.

1477
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:05,160
Speaker 3: People love her, love her.

1478
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,040
Speaker 4: What do you two feel like? How do you feel

1479
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 4: about a work party? I like a work party. I

1480
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:11,840
Speaker 4: do like a work party.

1481
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:16,520
Speaker 5: My vote would go for home cooked meal. Why because

1482
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:20,599
Speaker 5: there's a chance that people can fall at roller skating.

1483
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 5: Oh interesting, And you know there's always a chance that

1484
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,799
Speaker 5: people can trip over a home cooked meal as well,

1485
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,200
Speaker 5: but the chances are much.

1486
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 2: Lower, Sharon, I disagree. I'm saying roller because they've diet

1487
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 2: hery restrictions. They want to eat before they come.

1488
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,719
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, they.

1489
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 2: Want to eat before they come. They want to figure

1490
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:42,559
Speaker 2: out their own dinner and then hang out.

1491
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:46,000
Speaker 3: Right if Sharon tries to and when you are cooking

1492
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 3: for people with dietary restrictions, I feel like you're never

1493
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:52,280
Speaker 3: careful enough. And Sharon, for all we know, is completely reckless.

1494
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:53,800
Speaker 3: The only thing we know she knows how to make

1495
01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:54,439
Speaker 3: is coffee.

1496
01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 2: We don't know if she's a kosher kitchen or not.

1497
01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 3: Right, peanuts everywhere, shellfish all over the counters, with gluten.

1498
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:06,280
Speaker 3: There's cross contamination that's happening constantly.

1499
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:10,360
Speaker 4: She doesn't leave the house until she sprinkled some gluten

1500
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:11,760
Speaker 4: all over her appliance.

1501
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,439
Speaker 3: That's kind of what people love about Sharon. That's her

1502
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:21,240
Speaker 3: little quirk. Okay, so not a home cooked meal. I

1503
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:22,799
Speaker 3: think that's probably a good idea.

1504
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:23,519
Speaker 4: I think.

1505
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,599
Speaker 3: I think a roller rink provides another It does offer

1506
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:30,960
Speaker 3: another danger, as they mentioned earlier, which is they're all

1507
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,479
Speaker 3: tripping and stumbling and falling all over each other.

1508
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:38,639
Speaker 5: And then you know tomorrow morning, the big coffee rush,

1509
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:43,920
Speaker 5: but you've got half your employees out. Oh they got

1510
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:47,240
Speaker 5: injured and mad at each other. They blamed each other

1511
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:50,440
Speaker 5: for it.

1512
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,519
Speaker 4: She's common. We only have one employee left.

1513
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 3: That's how Sharon dies.

1514
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:57,719
Speaker 4: Sharon, I have a group order.

1515
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:02,519
Speaker 3: She's he's Dylan slowly moving through the parking lot towards

1516
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:05,639
Speaker 3: the entrance. She's like frantically trying to lock the door.

1517
01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:16,479
Speaker 4: Dylan walking so slowly, that.

1518
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,880
Speaker 3: Is Sharon move Well, it seems like those are both

1519
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:23,519
Speaker 3: loser ideas. Then she shouldn't do either. Maybe it's just

1520
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:27,040
Speaker 3: a gift card to well but not another. It feels

1521
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 3: like a gift card is usually to a coffee place.

1522
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:32,400
Speaker 4: Well, maybe everyone decide on a restaurant together.

1523
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 3: Oh, interesting, But then I feel like getting everyone on

1524
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,240
Speaker 3: board with one restaurant is going to lead to some

1525
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:40,120
Speaker 3: hurt feelings.

1526
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:42,000
Speaker 4: It's a bridgard.

1527
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:45,240
Speaker 5: Can I tell you every single scenario that she has

1528
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 5: presented us will end in our feelings?

1529
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:52,519
Speaker 2: But isn't that how it is? Not the way it is?

1530
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,840
Speaker 3: What does that mean? Isn't that the way it is?

1531
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 3: Everything ends in hurt feelings? You've never been in this scenario.

1532
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have these employees, like it's hard. You

1533
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:06,920
Speaker 2: can't make everybody happy all the time.

1534
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:11,800
Speaker 3: Maybe it's laser tag night. You don't have to have

1535
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:14,120
Speaker 3: as much of a skill. You get to keep your

1536
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:18,080
Speaker 3: sneakers on and roller skating. You can show up one

1537
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 3: of those roller rings and you've got those hot shots

1538
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,120
Speaker 3: doing the backwards skating and all this, and suddenly Sharon's

1539
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:25,280
Speaker 3: coffee shop is ruining everyone's skate night.

1540
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, exactly, Sharon.

1541
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:30,160
Speaker 3: Take them to laser Tag. I feel like Phoenix is

1542
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:32,080
Speaker 3: just overflowing with laser tag.

1543
01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 4: It's the laser tag capital of the world.

1544
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 3: Sharon, You've you've gotten your answer. Take that forward, and

1545
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 3: if your employees have a problem with that, they can

1546
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 3: become dedicated listeners to this podcast along with both of

1547
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:51,519
Speaker 3: our guests moms, and we'll all have a wonderful time

1548
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:54,559
Speaker 3: it feels like we answered that perfectly. Yeah, I don't

1549
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:58,519
Speaker 3: see any problem with how we answered that question. I

1550
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:03,760
Speaker 3: do so much you two have. It helps a little bit. Well,

1551
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Speaker 3: I've got this new shirt which I'm gonna have to

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01:13:07,439 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 3: slowly acclimate too, basically kind of. Maybe I'll wear it

1553
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:13,720
Speaker 3: around the house alone for a while and just try

1554
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 3: to forget that it's from the podcast.

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01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 2: It's too genuinely possible. It's like a possible shirt that

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01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:19,439
Speaker 2: you can have.

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01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:22,280
Speaker 3: Oh, this is absolutely I honestly probably have a shirt

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01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,880
Speaker 3: almost identical to this in my closet, so it's something

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01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 3: I would have bought at some point maybe. But this

1560
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 3: is why do I take it to the die bath?

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01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,639
Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, personalize it.

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01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:32,679
Speaker 4: Personalize it for myself.

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01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,479
Speaker 3: But then it's like, not only is it from the podcast,

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01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:36,720
Speaker 3: but I made it my own exact and now I

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01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:38,639
Speaker 3: can wear it with pride and without shame.

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Speaker 4: Exactly.

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Speaker 3: We'll see what happens you too. I've had an absolutely

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01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 3: fantastic time with you.

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01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 4: This has been the most fun.

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Speaker 3: A thank you for being here and listener. Podcast is over.

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01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:55,720
Speaker 3: It's simply over. You have to find something else to

1572
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 3: do with your time. I hate to throw you out

1573
01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:02,080
Speaker 3: into the you know, into the whatever with the wolves

1574
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,560
Speaker 3: or whatever happens when you stop listening to the podcast.

1575
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:07,759
Speaker 3: But do what you want to do. Return here next

1576
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:11,599
Speaker 3: week at whatever time you feel like. I'm not trying

1577
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 3: to control you. These are gentle suggestions. I love you, goodbye,

1578
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:22,240
Speaker 3: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

1579
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,800
Speaker 3: produced by our dear friend Annalise Nelson, and it's beautifully

1580
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:28,599
Speaker 3: mixed by John Bradley. And we couldn't do it without

1581
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:32,759
Speaker 3: our guest booker, Patrick Kottmer. The theme song, of course,

1582
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 3: could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must

1583
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:40,160
Speaker 3: follow the show on Instagram. At I said no Gifts,

1584
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,400
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

1585
01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:44,920
Speaker 3: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

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01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,719
Speaker 3: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

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01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:49,320
Speaker 1: Well?

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01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:51,080
Speaker 2: Invit, did you hear?

1589
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:58,799
Speaker 1: Funa man myself perfectly clear? But you're I guess immer

1590
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:07,639
Speaker 1: you gotta come to me empty And I said, no, guest,

1591
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:13,840
Speaker 1: your own presence is presents enough. I already had too

1592
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,080
Speaker 1: much stuff, So how do

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01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,680
Speaker 2: You dare to surbe me