Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones. It's a foot doctor yesterday, foot ankle doctor.
Speaker 1: And I know it's not an injury because there was
Speaker 1: never a moment where it was injured where I went,
Speaker 1: oh god, and you like fall and grab you. That
Speaker 1: never happened.
Speaker 2: So what is it if it's not an injury, Well.
Speaker 1: It would be just wear and tear. It'd be like
Speaker 1: any sort of ligament deal.
Speaker 2: Oh like, yeah, I don't feel like I'm around tires
Speaker 2: over time, or yes, if you like squill them all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: But I never like tripped or I never snapped anything.
Speaker 1: It was never like a direct injury. And so I
Speaker 1: go into the doctor Yesterda, which rather was stormy. I
Speaker 1: gota nowhere. I guess I just don't know what rains
Speaker 1: around here because we're in a Vegas like room where
Speaker 1: there's no clocks on the walls and there's no windows outside.
Speaker 2: I don't know that it was out of nowhere because
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 3: It was on the forecast of nowhere.
Speaker 1: Hey, to me, it's out of nowhere. I was leaving,
Speaker 1: I was like what I was looking I was having.
Speaker 1: So I go to the doctor and it's storming, and
Speaker 1: park run inside. I'm all wet, and they're like, did
Speaker 1: you fill out? You're a pretty patient for him. I'm like, god,
Speaker 1: and it's so nice that they actually do that. They
Speaker 1: send it to you an email and they're like, fill
Speaker 1: all this out. And I didn't do it, and so
Speaker 1: because I put it in my to do list and
Speaker 1: then didn't get to my to do list because it
Speaker 1: was the end of the day yet, and so I
Speaker 1: spent like twenty minutes in and they're just doing like
Speaker 1: are you allergic to this? Oh, you have this, and
Speaker 1: it makes sense, but I did it. And I go
Speaker 1: back to the room and the doctor is also like
Speaker 1: the Preds, that NHL team doctor.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 1: So he probably deals with athletes all the time, so
Speaker 1: he's used to be no problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hey, when I was on Dancing with the Stars, I
Speaker 1: had to work and I won't say who, but I
Speaker 1: had to work with a professional sports a doctor, athlete doctor.
Speaker 1: And he said to me, do you want to basically
Speaker 1: go back in or do you want to fix it?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I just want to keep going
Speaker 1: and he was like, okay. It gave me a tiny
Speaker 1: look at what athletes go through, meaning they know there's
Speaker 1: something wrong and they can just put a little patch
Speaker 1: on it and let them keep playing and cut the
Speaker 1: pain so they can do with their job and then
Speaker 1: deal with the repercussions later. Yeah, or they can fix it,
Speaker 1: which is probably the healthier thing. But when your livelihood
Speaker 1: depends on your professional athlete, you could get cut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be a hard call.
Speaker 1: And so for me, when I tore my shoulder and
Speaker 1: went to one of those those doctors, he was like,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to go because it was week one. I
Speaker 1: fell week one on that show and tore part of
Speaker 1: my shoulder.
Speaker 3: You fell celebrating.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe I finished the dance. I never finished
Speaker 1: even in practice, and so I was jumping up and
Speaker 1: down in a fell and I wiped out.
Speaker 3: And so.
Speaker 1: I was shot up every week, which is way too
Speaker 1: much to be shot up. They say, like twice a year.
Speaker 3: That's just like pain medicine with what though, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna be very careful with more work because some of that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I don't want anybody to get in trouble. Sure,
Speaker 1: but they shot me up every week, and that doctor
Speaker 1: did not, but that doctor's what gave me the clearance
Speaker 1: to get the first shot. And I'm telling you this,
Speaker 1: and this is not an absolute truth, but this is
Speaker 1: the version of the truth that I saw when I
Speaker 1: was in California was that there are doctors that will
Speaker 1: give you whatever you want. I see that, especially if
Speaker 1: a TV show or you know, somebody who knows somebody,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't matter what I asked for, they would have
Speaker 1: given it to me. And it felt a little shaite.
Speaker 1: You felt good because I was like, hey, I need
Speaker 1: this just to get through the because I couldn't even
Speaker 1: lift my arm Monday and Tuesday of the week and
Speaker 1: then Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, arm never felt better. But I
Speaker 1: go yesterday and I'm working with the NHL plus other
Speaker 1: people doctors, so I feel pretty good about it is
Speaker 1: going to be real with me and give me not
Speaker 1: what I want, but like actually listen and go, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get this fixed right now. I
Speaker 1: have other stuff to do, but I'll get a fix.
Speaker 1: Lated can we just patch me up? And so we
Speaker 1: do the X ray first, and I know there's no injury.
Speaker 1: I know there's no foot bone issue because it's not
Speaker 1: like ankle or foot. It's attended and I can feel
Speaker 1: it up to tendon and I tell him that. He's
Speaker 1: like cool, let's get the extra anyway, And so I
Speaker 1: go on up on my foot in the X ray
Speaker 1: and they like you like stand on a thing. You
Speaker 1: ever hear like those stories of actors that like to
Speaker 1: have girls poop on glass and they watch it. What
Speaker 1: you know those Hollywood parties when you hear that, like
Speaker 1: really famous celebrities, like that's like a thing.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, dude.
Speaker 2: That's such a casual, Like.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what the glass look like, because I've heard
Speaker 1: people tell me about it, like you stand on a
Speaker 1: on a glass and they shoot it from underneath it
Speaker 1: and they shoot from the sides of it. You guys,
Speaker 1: I even know country stars they say, like that party.
Speaker 1: I'm not okay now tell us who, but like I try,
Speaker 1: I can tell you off air who even want to
Speaker 1: go wear non glass? You know that's even worse than
Speaker 1: non glass.
Speaker 3: I know that one.
Speaker 1: There are artists that just like to be pooped on. Yes,
Speaker 1: guys from second second hand, I'm not writing it down, no,
Speaker 1: don't yeah, don't put it anywhere. No, no, but why
Speaker 1: Mostly this is what I would say, and then I'll
Speaker 1: get to I know why, But mostly I'm gonna you know,
Speaker 1: I get to finish my foot story. Once people get
Speaker 1: so rich and they've had access to everything, they're like
Speaker 1: on board.
Speaker 2: I understand Z, but like you're you're you get that bored.
Speaker 4: I've never been that bored, but you're not that n
Speaker 4: access you doesn't care. I don't care how rich or
Speaker 4: how I agree, never that bored.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting, but I'm What I would say is a
Speaker 1: lot of people do a lot of weird things in
Speaker 1: the celebrity space because they have access to everything their
Speaker 1: whole life, and it's like what else would make me
Speaker 1: feel a way? That's why they do it. Like Heroin,
Speaker 1: That's why they get people to poop on them all
Speaker 1: kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2: Ah why Heroin, they say, feels like a warm hug.
Speaker 1: I think for being honest, Yeah, I don't know Field
Speaker 1: and as like somebody who's like not like like groat
Speaker 1: germs or anything like that that really makes my stomach turn.
Speaker 1: But I do know artist. I do know artists at
Speaker 1: least one who likes it, and I don't think he
Speaker 1: liked it like as an intro, like I just like it. Generally.
Speaker 1: I think he likes it because he's had access to
Speaker 1: everything his whole life, and he's been so rich and
Speaker 1: so famous that he's like, well, let's just try something else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so get access to a therapist.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're yelling at me like I do it.
Speaker 2: No, No, this is I have never heard of for
Speaker 2: a long time. Why have we never talked about it?
Speaker 3: I don't it's never come up. Why would I talk
Speaker 3: about it? Naturally?
Speaker 1: I never talked about having a foot injury. So how
Speaker 1: people get pooped on?
Speaker 2: Coming right now? Okay, so back to the foot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's a glass like I would always envision
Speaker 1: like because you would hear like I don't want to
Speaker 1: say the actor's name, but very famous and I don't
Speaker 1: know the actors school. But you have had to hear
Speaker 1: about this, right you're from La. Yeah, that happens. The
Speaker 1: on the chest happened being peed on, and that's the
Speaker 1: peed on. I don't think is as weird. I don't
Speaker 1: like what I don't have, like my own pee.
Speaker 2: That wasn't an episode of sex, and this is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even like my own p but I
Speaker 1: think that's a bit. And then like the poop is
Speaker 1: just oh my god, like when different.
Speaker 3: Rooms have different themes and different drugs and different stuff.
Speaker 3: So I would so this is all in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: I think it's also here.
Speaker 5: Maybe I don't want to get into acting.
Speaker 1: I don't think you have any word about that.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: So it was a glass like what I imagine that
Speaker 1: that is? Okay, you look. So I'm getting all these
Speaker 1: X rays on my foot and around my foot and
Speaker 1: I tell the end the doctors like, do you remember
Speaker 1: it all when it was hurt? I said, there was
Speaker 1: never a moment of an injury, and that's why I
Speaker 1: think it's just a lot of stopping and starting and cutting.
Speaker 1: And he's like, okay, looks at the X rays. It goes, well,
Speaker 1: your foot is great, one of the best feet I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. I'm like, dang, and he's like moving the
Speaker 1: X ray around and he goes your bones perfect, you
Speaker 1: have no because regardless of age, although age is a
Speaker 1: big factor, but with where you could get like arthritic
Speaker 1: issues between bones, and he's like, your feet are perfect.
Speaker 1: So I get a it's a pill anti inflammatory okay, No,
Speaker 1: an anti inflammatory that is an anti flammatory. No, like
Speaker 1: a real anti inflammatory, like a prescription, anti inflammatory prescription,
Speaker 1: and so he's like, take this and go get an
Speaker 1: mri I because there's pricing damage to your ligament. And
Speaker 1: so I have to go and sit in the freaking
Speaker 1: machine now with my foot. You ever get an mri I.
Speaker 3: No, but I've heard it. You can't get pooped on.
Speaker 1: You can't move?
Speaker 3: Interesting, did you.
Speaker 2: Just do you have to your foot your whole body foot?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 3: But literally you cannot move.
Speaker 1: I know it sucks. I had to. I've had to
Speaker 1: get a few of them for different reasons, and so
Speaker 1: I have to get a mri I maybe tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Oh, they can't do it. They didn't do it there.
Speaker 1: You had to go now, Yeah, they don't have a
Speaker 1: machine there, got it? Yeah, So I go. And it's
Speaker 1: always weird too when because if you move in an
Speaker 1: mri I blurs the images because it's so precise. But
Speaker 1: it's always weird at the doctor's office. And there are
Speaker 1: many versions of a doctor's office in Nashville because Vanderbilt
Speaker 1: pretty much owns the city and there are one hundred
Speaker 1: buildings that do it a hundred different things. It's always
Speaker 1: a little weird when somebody at the doctor's office who
Speaker 1: has access to my medical records, recognizes me and as
Speaker 1: a fan of the show, and I like that, but
Speaker 1: it's just a weird time to bring it up when
Speaker 1: it's like, are you still this medicase you're still in
Speaker 1: here here and this didn't happen yesterday something similar happened.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to like out anybody and yeah, yep, yep, sure,
Speaker 1: how about the yep. Oh, I'm such a big fan
Speaker 1: of the show. I'm like, oh, man, I would love
Speaker 1: to be told that, like pre or or oost. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like the time I was getting in a mole
Speaker 1: cut off my butt and somebody recognized me. Well, they
Speaker 1: were thinking all my pants was down, pants were down.
Speaker 3: That's not good.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I really enjoy when people say listen to the show,
Speaker 1: and I know people just probably like, oh, oh oh,
Speaker 1: I just recognize you. This is cool, and that's that's
Speaker 1: fun for me. I like that. That's why we do
Speaker 1: just but it's always weird, and they have access to
Speaker 1: everything right in front of me, and I just know,
Speaker 1: even if they're not supposed to, they're going hometelling there.
Speaker 1: Why not the doctor. I trust the doctor, but you
Speaker 1: have to go ahead and get my footwork done, I
Speaker 1: have to go MRI and then but an anti inflammatory
Speaker 1: and I have the name of it, but I don't
Speaker 1: even know how medicine works. What do you mean meaning
Speaker 1: if you take advill, how does it know what part
Speaker 1: of the body? But it's like it's like tracking it
Speaker 1: with like one of those little submarine things. Let's find
Speaker 1: what hurts and how What if I got like eight
Speaker 1: things hurting but I need to it form a headache?
Speaker 3: No, I think it takes care of all of it.
Speaker 1: Now, trust me. It doesn't.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't know.
Speaker 3: It doesn't say like, oh, I'm going to the ankle this.
Speaker 1: Way pain, Like I know how the medicine works, but
Speaker 1: like how do they develop to go and have it
Speaker 1: tracked down those spots? It doesn't track down spot it does,
Speaker 1: trust me. It's like a rat in a maze, like
Speaker 1: a for cheese. Second of all, if you have like
Speaker 1: four things that hurt but you take to Adville, does
Speaker 1: it is it weaker to all those things that hurt?
Speaker 1: Because it can be as strong to everywhere point.
Speaker 4: So you're telling me I agree with Bobby, because that
Speaker 4: that proves.
Speaker 1: That I don't agree with me. Again, I'm not right,
Speaker 1: but I just I don't even know how radio works.
Speaker 1: I'm not the internet work. All the stuff that we
Speaker 1: use all the time. We're like, yeah, we got it.
Speaker 1: We don't. We don't have works. But I like, let's
Speaker 1: say I have a headache, okay, and my knee hurts, yes,
Speaker 1: And I've got like a strained part of my back okay,
Speaker 1: and the knee in the back have kind of bothered
Speaker 1: me for a few I don't but the knee in
Speaker 1: the back bothered me for a few days. My head's
Speaker 1: killing me. Someone take some Adville, So I take to advil. Now,
Speaker 1: those two advil, If I take them and I just
Speaker 1: have a headache, and that's the only inflammation, it goes
Speaker 1: to my headache, and it is working on my head.
Speaker 1: But what if I have three piles of inflammation and
Speaker 1: that Advil's got to work. It goes to all three
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 3: It takes care of all of it.
Speaker 1: But you're missing the point. It's probably weaker for all three.
Speaker 1: So you have to take more if you have more
Speaker 1: things going.
Speaker 2: On, right, So you mean the more pain, the more
Speaker 2: you take.
Speaker 3: So that's what I mean.
Speaker 7: That's a good point though, because like it works through bloodstream, right,
Speaker 7: So I wonder if it takes care of wherever the
Speaker 7: blood is going first.
Speaker 1: Or the hardest, but it probably if you're saying it
Speaker 1: goes to all three says, A little bit's got to
Speaker 1: go to the bloodstream, to the back, A little bit's
Speaker 1: got to go to the bloodstream, the knee. Little bit's
Speaker 1: got to go to the head, right as the head.
Speaker 1: There's no inflammation in the head. No, there's no bloodstream
Speaker 1: issue with inflammation to the head. If it takes to
Speaker 1: the headache, if it's like a brain, if it's like
Speaker 1: a depending on what kind of headache it is. Again,
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing.
Speaker 3: This is interesting.
Speaker 1: It's not because I'm sure a doctor could really lay
Speaker 1: it down. But they're also developing smart drugs that can
Speaker 1: go to specific parts of the body, which is pretty wild.
Speaker 7: Did you know Did you know too, that you can
Speaker 7: take six advil and that'll be a prescription advil.
Speaker 1: Yes, my doctor told me that because he would prescribe
Speaker 1: me prescription ibuprofen if I'd have bad dental work, because
Speaker 1: I have really bad hard time to dental work, and
Speaker 1: I'd call him, I'd be like, hey, can I get
Speaker 1: some more of that prescription ibuprofe? And it's been like
Speaker 1: two months, and he's like, sure, but if you ever can't,
Speaker 1: just take like four ad or whatever it was. It's
Speaker 1: like to take a four advil the same thing.
Speaker 7: I was like, Oh yeah, if it's one hundred milligrams
Speaker 7: like at the store, then just take four of them
Speaker 7: for four hundred milligrams the trick.
Speaker 1: So the medicine that I got yesterday, Mike, can you
Speaker 1: look up prescription? Oh, here it is. It's called Mela meloxicam.
Speaker 3: And this is good job of pronouncing that too.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: I struggled at first. Those are hard to pronounce meloxicam.
Speaker 1: It is a non steroidal anti inflammatory drug and it's
Speaker 1: used for many things, but it can treat osteo arthritis. Uh,
Speaker 1: will you see how this works? Because this specific drug
Speaker 1: is to go right to my foot and help inflammation.
Speaker 1: But will it take out other inflammation? If I don't
Speaker 1: even know it's a little bit inflamed in my body.
Speaker 2: Now I'm thinking about all kinds of pills like you take.
Speaker 1: You know, it stops the bodies of production of substance
Speaker 1: that causes pain, fever, inflammation.
Speaker 7: Well, that's why they're side effects, right, because like you
Speaker 7: take it for something but the side effects also are
Speaker 7: like ten other things.
Speaker 1: I've had an erection for ten hours.
Speaker 3: That's why you're.
Speaker 7: Knocking stuff over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was yesterday. I go and I get
Speaker 1: on a poop window, I get my foot X RAYD.
Speaker 1: I am on meloxicam fifteen milligram tablet.
Speaker 3: Dang fifteen hundred fifteen milig But.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a lot, Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: well under everything is all milligram differently, Like something could
Speaker 1: be fifteen milligrams on one and that's nothing, and it
Speaker 1: could be fifteen another when usually take one milligram and
Speaker 1: that's a ton. So I'm taking that. It'd just be
Speaker 1: wild if my foot starts to feel better because of
Speaker 1: a pill. And I've done everything else, I've hired. I've
Speaker 1: had physical therapy, I've had chiropractors, I've had massage therapy. Like,
Speaker 1: I'll work on it and if I just take a.
Speaker 2: Pill, But how long are you going to take the pill.
Speaker 1: Until the inflammation goes down or goes away?
Speaker 7: Yeah, but the inflammation goes down with a pill, but
Speaker 7: it's inflamed because it's injured.
Speaker 1: It's inflame because I keep I continue to use it
Speaker 1: to use it. I'm sure you're right, but if you'll
Speaker 1: get a m right, the whole point is, are you
Speaker 1: just to elevate it? No, No, it's not injured. It's
Speaker 1: not like there's a crazy it's not like an injury
Speaker 1: where blood ish.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, OK, so, uh that was my day yesterday.
Speaker 3: I did more than that and it rained out.
Speaker 1: Of nowhere, mystere thunderstorm, out of nowhere, surprise, misteret thunderstorm.
Speaker 1: The dose is usually not more than fifteen milligram once
Speaker 1: a day. I didn't take it this morning, though I forgot.
Speaker 3: Now that we don't forget.
Speaker 1: I know, well, I took it yesterday afternoon, so I
Speaker 1: try to stay on schedule if I take it at
Speaker 1: the same time every day, although it doesn't say that
Speaker 1: joint inflammation relief. So yeah, I got a bump foot,
Speaker 1: but I'm trying to And he was like, how long
Speaker 1: has it been hurting? I was like nine months.
Speaker 2: He's like, you're just nine months.
Speaker 3: Could you tell him about like the camp and everything.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I said I didn't want to get it
Speaker 1: fixed because we shoot a show called Too Much Access.
Speaker 1: I have to tell him, like we go and we trained.
Speaker 1: I don't want to miss work because it wasn't something
Speaker 1: that I had to have stopped. And then I said,
Speaker 1: then I played Major League Baseball softball game as MVP,
Speaker 1: then a basketball games.
Speaker 2: Say that no doubt.
Speaker 1: But I just said, I train, and I didn't feel
Speaker 1: like there was a gap for me to not be
Speaker 1: able to train, but now I do. So that's yesterday
Speaker 1: Medana and Amy learned about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would ever heard crazy in my.
Speaker 1: But there have been like notorious celebrity stories from like
Speaker 1: the eighties and nineties of that I mean that I've
Speaker 1: heard about forever, like in they Missed Me podcast?
Speaker 5: Why Googles and I can't find the Country artist.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're not going to find it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I tried to google podcasts so you listen to exactly.
Speaker 3: Wasn't a podcast the Country?
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like the Hollywood stories I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, or like documentaries about wild parties.
Speaker 1: Like you ever heard the Stevie Nixon the stomach pumping?
Speaker 3: No, but see stories like that.
Speaker 1: That may not even be true, like Rod Stewart having
Speaker 1: a stomach pumped, and I don't even know if that
Speaker 1: it's probably not, we don't want to know, but I
Speaker 1: doubt it's I doubt that's even true, but it probably
Speaker 1: happened to somebody.
Speaker 3: But why would they make it up?
Speaker 1: But I think it probably just gets shifted around from people,
Speaker 1: like it probably never happened to Rod Stewart, but it
Speaker 1: might have happened to somebody else, and somebody was like,
Speaker 1: we should say about Rod Stewart.
Speaker 3: So the Richard gear thing that wasn't real.
Speaker 2: What happened to Richard Gear?
Speaker 3: Stop everyone?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know that one, but we don't urb Okay,
Speaker 1: so I think that I don't that's probably not even true.
Speaker 3: You guys have never heard that.
Speaker 1: I've heard about other celebrities. My point is, I think
Speaker 1: these stories happen to somebody, then they just go around
Speaker 1: like it probably never even happened to Richard.
Speaker 2: Gear Well, that's unfortunate, you know for him.
Speaker 3: I know, why would they pick on a dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, Odell Beckham has one about him what we
Speaker 1: see online, and and he's like, that's just not true.
Speaker 1: So I think these things get starred and they just
Speaker 1: started assigning him to people. But it had to happen
Speaker 1: Gurabil oh Man, But you never heard of that in general, No, Like,
Speaker 1: why would people do that but I also feel like
Speaker 1: you guys are so sheltered. If I mean, I was
Speaker 1: on third grade and they talk about the gerbils.
Speaker 2: What I'm assuming the gerbil goes?
Speaker 3: They talking about that mountain pine dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a big topic.
Speaker 1: Urban Legend reports a celebrities taken to the hospital in
Speaker 1: the emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his rectum.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: Richard Gear was taking to the hospital. But it's false.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh it's false.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying I need.
Speaker 2: To know why and how. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: Because it probably feels good. But I'm assuming that's why
Speaker 1: you would stick anything there if you're if that's how,
Speaker 1: because they're they're how probably like it. I would always
Speaker 1: hear it here. It was like a toilet paper roll
Speaker 1: and you create a.
Speaker 2: Tongue like a tuba.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: It's probably like little like No, that's how you would
Speaker 1: get the poor gerbils.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go in there.
Speaker 5: I agree.
Speaker 3: What the I didn't make a gurbil, dude. I always
Speaker 3: thought it was a ferret.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Again, I think a lot of this stuff. Are you
Speaker 1: amazed they never heard this stuff. Like again, I'm in
Speaker 1: elementary school and these were stories going around as a kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then you would hear like new kids on the block
Speaker 1: because the guys would be like what, oh, not true.
Speaker 1: But I just saw them. Guys would be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: new kids on the block. All I did, their stomach's pumped,
Speaker 1: and they're just like making fun of them. But it's
Speaker 1: not true.
Speaker 3: Maybe like the little Kim's story should get a stomach pump.
Speaker 2: Because of kids talking about getting stomach pumps, But you're not.
Speaker 1: Saying why a massive amount of semen. But I mean
Speaker 1: that's been a story for like one hundred years.
Speaker 3: I want to hear that one.
Speaker 5: Can I go back to Richard Gear.
Speaker 1: We have to take a break. Oh okay, right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. Thank you guys, And let's do
Speaker 1: a little mineral here. So let's watch you grab the
Speaker 1: wrong person suitcase at the airport in Vegas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in Las Vegas.
Speaker 4: Like I never even think about it, but bag came out,
Speaker 4: grabbed it walking my wife to the cab.
Speaker 1: It looked like your bag or was it somebody had
Speaker 1: the exact same bag?
Speaker 4: Well, it looked exactly like my bag, And so I
Speaker 4: would just grab it and start walking into the cab.
Speaker 4: And I'd go to put in the cab and my
Speaker 4: wife goes, what's that. I'm like what. She goes, it
Speaker 4: has a luggage, like an actual luggage. Text goes, you
Speaker 4: don't have one on yours? Up it over some guy
Speaker 4: named Brian, And I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, oh, oh oh.
Speaker 4: And so I go walking back to the carousel and
Speaker 4: there's Brian standing there.
Speaker 5: It's the exact same bag.
Speaker 1: And I was like, so was Brian with your bag
Speaker 1: or was Brian looking for his bag?
Speaker 4: Well, he had my bag was going around the carousel
Speaker 4: because I guess he checked and I was like, are
Speaker 4: you Brian?
Speaker 5: He goes yep.
Speaker 1: I was like so happy to see his bag. I
Speaker 1: was like, my bad dude.
Speaker 4: I don't ever I never even think about checking, like
Speaker 4: the name on the ticket or anything, because I've never
Speaker 4: seen the same bag on the same plane, Like what
Speaker 4: are the odds? And so he was just like it's cool,
Speaker 4: and I grabbed my bag off the carousel and I
Speaker 4: went on my way.
Speaker 1: We were going on a trip, like I guess two
Speaker 1: or three months ago, we weren't able to go because
Speaker 1: my wife got sick. Remember that trip Our bags were gone,
Speaker 1: but we made it to the airport. Then we had
Speaker 1: to leave the airport, so our bags were gone. So
Speaker 1: when we came back, because they shipped our bags back
Speaker 1: at the airport, and they're just in that place where
Speaker 1: anybody's bag that gets lost is you can walk up
Speaker 1: and got any bag you want. No, because they're just
Speaker 1: sitting outside that office. And it's happened twice now where
Speaker 1: I've had to go get a bag and there's just
Speaker 1: like ten bags sitting there and just walk up and go, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll take it. There was nobody even in the office.
Speaker 3: That doesn't seem right.
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't seem safe, but I it seems safe.
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like you could do that just
Speaker 4: on the carousel. You just walk up, grab bag, walk
Speaker 4: out there.
Speaker 1: There are people that are watching and they could see
Speaker 1: you grab their bag.
Speaker 3: And you know when your bag's coming out.
Speaker 1: When I went to get my.
Speaker 2: Bags, check with anybody, you just take it.
Speaker 1: There's nobody there to check with. I literally went, okay,
Speaker 1: there's like fifteen bags. Oh there's mine, there's consay, looked around,
Speaker 1: I need to check these. Nobody there. I just rolled
Speaker 1: them out.
Speaker 4: And that's what you could do like if you wait,
Speaker 4: just wait till the baggage comes out. Everybody gets their
Speaker 4: bag and then there's always some straggler bags on the carousel.
Speaker 5: Es grab them.
Speaker 1: It's so gross to me. No you could, you could.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I do it last what's gross?
Speaker 2: Sounded like you were like, this is what you do.
Speaker 1: Having people's dirty like getting their dirty clothes, discussing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are they on the way there? Are they coming back?
Speaker 1: Like if they're le right, if they're like going on vacation,
Speaker 1: and you're for sure, like you've had a chat with
Speaker 1: the person you're gonna rob. You're like, hey, so uh
Speaker 1: you guys going home or going on? You got the
Speaker 1: clean clothes bag, but it just seems disgusting to grab
Speaker 1: a bag full of dirty, worn clothes. But it was
Speaker 1: wide open. You could grabbed anything you wanted.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 7: I always have a stress out moment when I get
Speaker 7: an uber and I put my suitcase in the back
Speaker 7: and I start walking to the car. I'm thinking, this
Speaker 7: is the moment where the uber could just take off
Speaker 7: with my bag.
Speaker 1: Look, he pulls up, but you know who.
Speaker 4: It is, and like you there's a stress out moment
Speaker 4: in your life every time.
Speaker 1: But you know where the uber driver is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't think that far.
Speaker 7: I'm just thinking my bag is in that car, and
Speaker 7: if he wants to take off with it, he could
Speaker 7: take off right now.
Speaker 1: But if you keep having that thought after we've already
Speaker 1: had this discussion with you, and you've also probably logically
Speaker 1: thought he wouldn't because I know who he is. But
Speaker 1: if you keep having it, you're having a mental issue.
Speaker 3: Well, and I've always thought too, like what does he want?
Speaker 7: Like, there's nothing in suit carry close other than dirty
Speaker 7: close jewelry.
Speaker 1: No, no, I mean not in my bag, not for dude.
Speaker 4: But you don't know if it's a guy or girl.
Speaker 4: You just see a bag on the carousel.
Speaker 1: He's in the back of a car, floating it in.
Speaker 1: He knows that. It's not true.
Speaker 2: If I'm taking any jewelry that matters to me, you carry
Speaker 2: on it. It stays with me at all times.
Speaker 1: Really me too, Like if I'm taking a watch or something,
Speaker 1: I'll either wear it or it stays in my backpack
Speaker 1: or the bag that I have with me at all
Speaker 1: the time. Even let's say I don't I hate checking bags.
Speaker 1: There's a rule when we travel for anything, as a
Speaker 1: work group, we don't check, and we got to move
Speaker 1: fast because it's land. Also, I don't want to wait
Speaker 1: there forever. We don't check, So you figured it out.
Speaker 1: I hate checking bags, but if I did, I would
Speaker 1: never put anything of value in those bags. Once we
Speaker 1: went on a trip and they got lost, we ended
Speaker 1: up we put air Apple air tags in them, found
Speaker 1: them at the Miami Airport for like a month and
Speaker 1: a half. They were gone, popped up with the Miami Airport.
Speaker 1: We're like, our bags are the Miami Airport and they're
Speaker 1: like what. They went and found them and mailed them back.
Speaker 3: To us, like over a year ago.
Speaker 1: Good thing you them in of an era from Morgan.
Speaker 1: You guys know she's been doing the Sheep You breaking
Speaker 1: up with.
Speaker 5: Another breakoup? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, How long have you been with the Sheep magazine?
Speaker 8: I've been doing the Sheep magazine since I was in college,
Speaker 8: so gosh, over ten years.
Speaker 1: And what are those sheeps called. They're called Hampshire.
Speaker 8: It's the American Hampshire Sheep Association.
Speaker 1: Explain to our listeners what you've been doing for them
Speaker 1: if they don't know.
Speaker 8: I was like four times a year I would design
Speaker 8: and create the magazine for them that they would send
Speaker 8: out to all their fellow sheepmen and women that were
Speaker 8: selling sheep.
Speaker 1: It's almost a fetish magazine. It's not far a magazine.
Speaker 2: It's very cheap for livestock basically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so why did you retire from sheeping?
Speaker 2: It was time.
Speaker 8: It was time to hang up the design and move forward.
Speaker 8: I mean, I still probably could have done it, but
Speaker 8: I was like, I don't need to spend four times
Speaker 8: a year like working on this. It's time, Especially after
Speaker 8: like launching my podcast and stuff.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, I need to.
Speaker 1: Pull back a little bit a capacity issue.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, there was just too much going on all
Speaker 8: the time. I was like, I need a little bit
Speaker 8: of time for myself.
Speaker 1: That I'm not giving me congratulations is not a good run.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a long run.
Speaker 1: I should give you a watch, you know, like when
Speaker 1: someone retires at to fifty years. Yeah, they should give
Speaker 1: her like a sheep caller or something. Morgan, I appreciate.
Speaker 8: Every single one I've ever designed to there's like a
Speaker 8: whole stack of my closet.
Speaker 1: Bell's fine. Oh you do you keep them all? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I've kept him all so far.
Speaker 1: Raymondo wants to know if we think he's cool because
Speaker 1: he talked to a celebrity on Instagram. But there's a
Speaker 1: little catch. So Raymondo, tell everybody who you talk to
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean that's awesome and that's cool.
Speaker 1: They're real Aaron Rodgers. It's the football player.
Speaker 3: No, it's not a rod Oh they call him that,
Speaker 3: but not really. It's she's thinking of a rod She's
Speaker 3: thinking of Alex Rodriguez.
Speaker 2: I get it now. I wasn't a balance all the time.
Speaker 1: I was like, dang, he dated j Lo, Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 1: more famous.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 9: I was on an Instagram live. He's I guess friends
Speaker 9: with Mike Studd. I listened to Mike Studd's music. Sometimes
Speaker 9: Mike Studd will shout me out and stuff. So I
Speaker 9: was on the live just comment and being stupid.
Speaker 2: His brother was on the show with us, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah mm hm oh Jordan, yeah, Mike Studd, Jim Studd.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, okay, okay, now.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And I was complimenting Mike and I misspelled a
Speaker 9: word and Aaron Rodgers jumps in. He goes nice spelling, scison, Raymundo.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good, Okay, Joe.
Speaker 1: It's less cold though, when you realize he's just it.
Speaker 7: Was, and he's just talking to a username, not like you.
Speaker 7: You literally, yeah, I know, but Jordan's not Jordan. Aaron's
Speaker 7: not talking to Ray. He's talking to He's just saying it.
Speaker 5: But he is talking to Ray, saying hey, Ray, nice spelling.
Speaker 1: For one moment in time, Aaron Rodgers okay, was focused
Speaker 1: on Sis and Raymundo's name.
Speaker 5: Ye.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's the deal? You get to get your basketball cards?
Speaker 1: By the way, you got a met Yeah?
Speaker 5: I got him Ray?
Speaker 1: Did you you r?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I did too. So we order those Olympic cards.
Speaker 1: It's mine. Came very quick as it ordered on like
Speaker 1: the five minutes that they were and I got tell me,
Speaker 1: what did you get lunchbox?
Speaker 5: I got the all the same card.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it is. It's okay, But then you
Speaker 1: get one like silver pack. No, oh, you gonna get
Speaker 1: a silver pack.
Speaker 5: I was supposed to get a silver pack.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't, I don't I did. I
Speaker 1: got a card. I got a silver pack with one
Speaker 1: It has one car hard in it and it's worth
Speaker 1: like six hundred dollars. Like I had a really good
Speaker 1: one of the three. It wasn't the three that all
Speaker 1: the autographs, but it was like of seventy five. I
Speaker 1: took it and got a grade. It's worth like six
Speaker 1: hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Dang, So how much did you pay for it?
Speaker 1: I think overall all the cards that I spent like
Speaker 1: one hundred and centy five bucks. But I still have
Speaker 1: all the individual cards that are the same card that
Speaker 1: I can sell as well, or I can sell the
Speaker 1: cases lunchpots.
Speaker 3: How much did you pay for your cards?
Speaker 5: Like one undred and five dollars?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: Why didn't you get the silver card?
Speaker 1: It's in a package, just a one individual Yeah, are
Speaker 1: you shooting?
Speaker 3: Maybe you missed it.
Speaker 5: I don't get there.
Speaker 1: You're like, what's the right did you get yours? Yeah?
Speaker 9: We only spent sixty dollars and it was all the
Speaker 9: same card. But what it didn't warn you about is
Speaker 9: it's the exact same card that everybody sees on the internet.
Speaker 9: It's autographed. It's worth half a million dollars. So I
Speaker 9: got the jump scare of a lifetime. I opened it
Speaker 9: up and thought I had the autograph card like half
Speaker 9: a million. Hold on, hold on, hold on, Why would
Speaker 9: they get you know, I don't think you're right. So
Speaker 9: the card that is autographed is white and it's a
Speaker 9: triple auto. Oh I thought it was blue, and then
Speaker 9: I had those three?
Speaker 1: But did yours have autographs on it? No? Okay, just
Speaker 1: how you I got it? And he didn't know.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I was like just sitting at home with the cat playing.
Speaker 3: No, they trust me.
Speaker 1: I looked at him ten times. None of them are autographed.
Speaker 9: And thank you USA Basketball for ten of the exact
Speaker 9: same cards.
Speaker 1: Man, I don't know what I'll ever do with all.
Speaker 5: Ten of them.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what you did. You ordered a bunch of
Speaker 1: that one single bass card of all three of the players.
Speaker 1: That's stupid. I thought it'd be different one maybe one
Speaker 1: of they didn't make. Maybe they made one of Steff
Speaker 1: you had to order separated him like sleeping with his hands.
Speaker 1: But what you order was just that card with the
Speaker 1: hopes of getting the triple that didn't realize. That ridiculous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I.
Speaker 5: Don't know why I didn't get a silver card.
Speaker 1: Well the card wasn't silber, it was just in a
Speaker 1: really thin pack. Yeah, he came with it.
Speaker 5: Why didn't I get one of those?
Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't know that it was even in there.
Speaker 5: Oh I did. I opened it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't get the triple. I got very fortunate.
Speaker 1: Have you seen online? Did anybody still haven't found it? Now?
Speaker 1: Still still out there, but you can't order anymore because
Speaker 1: limited run. So somebody has it no, or they haven't
Speaker 1: made them all and shipped everything off yet. Oh the
Speaker 1: run was much bigger than anticipate him RAYMONDO. Let's see
Speaker 1: talk to the mailbag about a couple of friends that
Speaker 1: are in town. Who did did I?
Speaker 9: You had said that you kind of changed with your friendships.
Speaker 9: You said that some of the friends got annoying, but
Speaker 9: you know, you kind of glossed over it.
Speaker 3: So I was just curious, are.
Speaker 1: We naming names? Who are those friends that got annoying?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Got it? I remember that segment. Yeah, it was mostly.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that I all of a sudden was like,
Speaker 1: I have annoying friends. There was a now I get
Speaker 1: what you're saying in the mail bag. Somebody was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I have this friend they don't like to hang out
Speaker 1: with that much. How do I have a less of
Speaker 1: a friendship because I don't really value it as much
Speaker 1: and I just kind of talked about how we all
Speaker 1: grow out of things, and I probably have people that
Speaker 1: I've been friends with forever they're like, man, he's way
Speaker 1: more annoy now. I don't want to be with him
Speaker 1: as much, because I do feel that way about some
Speaker 1: of my friends older that I've had for a long time,
Speaker 1: Like you just have different interests. Maybe annoying is not
Speaker 1: the word. Maybe I get annoyed that their interests are
Speaker 1: so different. Some of them are annoying when they asked
Speaker 1: for free stuff all the time. That's annoying. Who asked
Speaker 1: for free stuff? It doesn't matter. But there are some
Speaker 1: like from the back in the day day that'll be
Speaker 1: like they only hit me up to ask for stuff,
Speaker 1: or they hit me up because they know they're about
Speaker 1: to hit me up to ask for stuff, And that's annoying.
Speaker 1: So I'm not friends with them anymore. But that's probably
Speaker 1: what I was alluding to. And then finally, I want
Speaker 1: to end this one end talking about pussy willows?
Speaker 3: What what trees willows?
Speaker 1: The flowers we talked about, remember that flowers? And we
Speaker 1: did the whole bit about pussy willows and I don't remember,
Speaker 1: why do you, Mike, I don't remember? But we did
Speaker 1: it forever and I thought it was pretty funny, and
Speaker 1: we talked about it. I even saw like in the
Speaker 1: B team they were thinking it was funny.
Speaker 3: I mean Lunchbox did maybe fun factor something I don't know,
Speaker 3: did a fun fact.
Speaker 1: Don't remember how we got there, but we talked about
Speaker 1: pussy willows the flower like ordering them, and Lunchbox ended
Speaker 1: up calling a flower shop. Do you have this audio? Ray? Yep,
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for the right moment we have to
Speaker 1: didn't push.
Speaker 3: He called like a home improvement.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have that started?
Speaker 3: It was in a post show we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Uh, I forget what it was.
Speaker 1: Hey, you tell right a mount in three minutes? Three minutes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, you just said, I forgot we got there,
Speaker 1: but like it'd be so funny if you called so
Speaker 1: and so and asked them for willows and yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember that shows. Okay, So we don't know where it started.
Speaker 1: We don't know that.
Speaker 2: I wish we did know. How do we not remember?
Speaker 3: I know, especially something we say a lot of things.
Speaker 1: We just talked about poop for the course.
Speaker 2: I will never forget that.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's Lunchbox calling flower shops asking for pussy willows.
Speaker 4: I can help you, yes, man, I was just calling
Speaker 4: because my wife and I are trying to redo our backyard,
Speaker 4: and I was just wondering if you have some some
Speaker 4: of the plants in stock.
Speaker 6: Oh sure, yeah, let me know which one you're looking for.
Speaker 6: I can help you out. Take a look at the
Speaker 6: stock here for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I was looking for the weeping willow.
Speaker 6: Yes, we do, we have those in stock, and.
Speaker 4: Any white willows.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: And then also I'm looking for some pussy. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: just And then also we're trying to get some pussy.
Speaker 6: I don't know if I heard you correctly. Can one
Speaker 6: more time? Sorry?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm just trying to see if you guys
Speaker 4: have any pussy there, the willow willow pussy. It's beautiful,
Speaker 4: the beautiful pussy.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't realize he went on it so far.
Speaker 5: Radio.
Speaker 1: Also, you didn't set it up right if you'd been like,
Speaker 1: I need some weeping I need some white I need
Speaker 1: some pussy stuff.
Speaker 8: I hate that worse, especially coming from No.
Speaker 1: I wasn't set up right. It wasn't set up right
Speaker 1: at all. It wasn't set up right at all.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Way too aggressive it's way too aggressive. That wasn't even
Speaker 1: as bad as a country artist who like to be
Speaker 1: pooped on we talked about earlier.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, the day is that's worse. That's like,
Speaker 2: I don't I don't ever want to hear y'all say
Speaker 2: that word.
Speaker 1: He just said it so like in your face. We
Speaker 1: need no, but it just said I'm looking for a
Speaker 1: group of willows. Oh yeah, which ones? I need some weeping,
Speaker 1: I need some white, and I need some pussy. Then
Speaker 1: I think, then I think it ends up being fun.
Speaker 2: No, I think you always need to say willow after it.
Speaker 3: No, you.
Speaker 1: Say that was aggressive.
Speaker 7: Or cat And then he continues to go like can
Speaker 7: I have some? Yes, I need some.
Speaker 1: And pretty well I'm done done.
Speaker 5: There's one more.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I can't do anymore. It's what it
Speaker 1: was a little more professional. If we want to hit
Speaker 1: it now, yes, already here, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 8: Hi, garden center, this I can help you.
Speaker 4: I guess ma'am. I was calling because we kind of
Speaker 4: had a drought and I'm trying to get some new
Speaker 4: flowers for the backyard.
Speaker 2: We have a really good selection going right now.
Speaker 6: We actually have a two to one sail as well
Speaker 6: on something. So, yeah, well I'm you were looking for.
Speaker 5: And I was looking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the pussies in my backyard dried up, and so
Speaker 4: I was trying to see if you guys have any uh,
Speaker 4: pussys in stock you know, because yeah, yeah, because we
Speaker 4: have the white willow, you know, we have the Arctic willow,
Speaker 4: and so I assume you guys have pussies there.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 6: You're saying it's making me a little bit uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: Well, no, there's nothing. I'm not trying to be.
Speaker 4: It shouldn't be a no, no, no, it's not like I
Speaker 4: just need some pussy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're done. We're done. We're done. It's gone off
Speaker 1: the rail. We're done. Thank you everybody. We're sorry to
Speaker 1: hear that. We'll see you tomorrow. Mone