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Speaker 2: Oh my god. First of all, I'm showing So that's

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Speaker 2: Jordan Carlos. You're coming in hot. You're coming in like

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Speaker 2: the H and R Block accountant, the employee of a

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Speaker 2: just want like emotional receipts. You're like, how we feeling?

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Speaker 3: What's going on? Give me your invoices? Like I can

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Speaker 2: I can see you as the guy at the office

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, you know I'm the personality higher. That is

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Speaker 1: who I am. I have soft skills. You think I

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Speaker 1: can do an Excel spreadsheet? Absolutely nut, But I look

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Speaker 1: like it. Let me get my classes hot.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, here we go. This is what I

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Speaker 2: learned about, like even getting glasses watching him. Yes, on stage,

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Speaker 2: you gotta wipe the fingerprints off. Oh yeah, and they

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Speaker 2: can steam up. I learned a lot of glasses etiquette

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Speaker 3: Yes, you have to wipe them daily. They can't steam up.

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Speaker 1: Winter's tough for the glass bespectacled people you probably if

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Speaker 3: That's other people with glasses.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever kissed somebody with glasses on and then

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Speaker 1: It's like people bumping into each other in a biology lab.

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Speaker 3: It's so bad. It's so bad.

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Speaker 1: And then I have clear glasses and I take them

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Speaker 2: God, right, you need like rainbow frames or something.

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Speaker 2: You know, when I travel and I see black people,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like like we see each other, you know.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's it feels like, you know, like oh,

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Speaker 3: What the fuck?

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Speaker 1: Always yes, I feel like a approachable black guy who

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, the energy on that one.

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Speaker 2: If if I'm ever going to go to a zumba

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Speaker 2: and Michael Key, because I am He's got the moves

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Speaker 2: like Jagger. He's always enthusiastic, like more switchers like him,

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Speaker 2: and I do love what Robin Thedi did. Like you know,

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Speaker 3: You love a pivot, I do.

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Speaker 2: It's the Ryan Seacrest in me our guest for this episode. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she plays my roommate in Survival The Thickest Season one.

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Speaker 2: She's amazing. She's a longtime friend in comedy. Yes, she's

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Speaker 2: her character Jade and her top titty meet. Please everybody

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Speaker 3: He's a trigger.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a good dancer. Stuff. She's got potential. No, no,

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Speaker 2: Is that is that? Amos? Joy? Bitch? Oh?

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Speaker 3: I just give him my heels. That's all you do?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know what I love too that

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, does what is what does otis do?

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Speaker 3: What what's he doing? The hot foot? What is that called?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it was like footloose. But with black people.

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Speaker 1: There is the MLK Day rodeo, which is a beautiful thing.

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Speaker 2: They're learning, they're taking I was like, what's happened, because

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Speaker 1: Yeah, while ticket, Yeah, one in four cowboys back in

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Speaker 2: Talking all right, I didn't Yeah, so Yeah, it was

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Speaker 3: Oh sure, no it's true. No, it's all good, it's

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Speaker 2: I love it. I loved a little fun.

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Speaker 1: Oh I got love. I love my little Lroy just

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Speaker 2: Little Texas saying, because I'm like, what the fuck is that.

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Speaker 3: That's like, get you're all you know, you're all hat

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah I said that.

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Speaker 2: That's one dog that ain't gonna hunt, but in front

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Speaker 1: I had to learn northern provinces. Northern provinces are tough,

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Speaker 1: So it's like you all said, you know that that

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Speaker 3: I love that. Yeah, I love that one. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: That's not. We don't say that down South, that you should.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely never never, but y'all say in Ohio, y'all

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Speaker 5: It's more it's more southern, so a lot of the

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Speaker 2: Oh I've been Ohio, but I don't remember.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's pretty similar to Texas.

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Speaker 1: And it's parlance, is it, Yeah, because people from Ohio

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Speaker 3: That's where they came from.

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Speaker 2: This you want to hear from New York makes some noise.

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Speaker 2: If you're from West Coast, oh Lost the bitches standing

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Speaker 2: make some noise. If you're from the middle Where in

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Speaker 2: the middle Iowa Iowa ship. I'm so glad you got out.

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Speaker 1: That is like white Wakanda, that is where that's where

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Speaker 1: they come from. Oh my god, if your car breaks

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Speaker 1: down in Iowa, there's no landmarks.

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Speaker 3: You guys must have been really happy for GPS.

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Speaker 2: No white Wakanda. I know you just make a left

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Speaker 2: on unpaved road. I'm like, oh what, and then children

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Speaker 2: at the corner going right here. It's true. Anybody else

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Speaker 2: from the middle work, I knew that, we knew that.

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Speaker 2: The Bronx, Yes, the Bronx was ahead well, seventeen bridges

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Speaker 2: from Canada. It is so crazy.

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Speaker 1: The Bronx is always front row and they always talked

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Speaker 1: to like, yeah what you said, Mama, Okay, you.

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Speaker 2: Got it, you got it. I love it. I love it.

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Speaker 2: I love Brokelyn and I love the Bronx. I just

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Speaker 2: love a community, like, yes I do. I do. My sorry.

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Speaker 2: My brother in law came to visit us God for

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Speaker 2: editing purposes, and I took him in the Dumbo House

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Speaker 2: because I was like, you just need to see bougie

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Speaker 2: black bullshit. Okay, let's go, and he was just like, wow,

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Speaker 2: it's so much and I was like, what he's like, community,

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Speaker 2: I said, Okay, that's good. What do you want to say?

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Speaker 1: It's cultural. I've heard that one before. Yeah, yeah, the culture.

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Speaker 1: It's very cultural in here, ethnic spices.

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Speaker 2: He shut the fuck up today in Dutch, like, I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that have been serving me.

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Speaker 6: Village because okay, the nightmares of my New York journey,

437
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,920
Speaker 6: I got carbon monoxide poison and Crown Heights.

438
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,359
Speaker 2: So that that had happen to me.

439
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 6: I also last time I lived here, I had a

440
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 6: building super climbing through my bedroom window on a ladder

441
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 6: and he spied on me. Yes, but it wasn't a

442
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 6: crime because he didn't jerk off her videotape remember that, Yeah,

443
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 6: all right, not to encourage people. And so I got

444
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,879
Speaker 6: an a tax It different at the wild shit happened

445
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 6: to me all over the city. And now I'm I've

446
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 6: exposed brick, you know, like I know that for you, Yeah, yeah,

447
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 6: I love that for you. Yeah no, but I haven't radio.

448
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 6: It is wild to have really immigranted parents because living

449
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 6: in New York or being like an artist living or

450
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,439
Speaker 6: truth it like they don't get it because when I

451
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 6: was young, I lived in my friend's pantry so I

452
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 6: could do comedy in Chicago and it was two hundred

453
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 6: dollars and my parents wouldn't even visit the They're like,

454
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 6: how we have a home. Why would you sleep in

455
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 6: a pantry, And so they're really disgusted that I have

456
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 6: a radiator. Again, they're like, they don't understand it.

457
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 2: My parents are the same way and after because they're

458
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 2: from Jamaica and Haiti. And have to remind them that

459
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 2: you were brave enough and crazy enough to leave everything

460
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,199
Speaker 2: and everyone you knew to go find another life that

461
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 2: you didn't even know if it was gonna better. You

462
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 2: didn't know if it was gonna work out. You were

463
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 2: just like, I have to do this. And I'm like,

464
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 2: so I have that in me. I'm taking a chance

465
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 2: on me now because I'm from you. That's I got

466
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 2: it from you. And so they're just like, please keep

467
00:23:55,560 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 2: another job. And so so I were. I did overnights

468
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 2: doing editing the news for six years while I was

469
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 2: doing stand up you know what I mean? So what

470
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 2: do you wish for yourself? What do you really want

471
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 2: and wish for yourself? This see hear in next year

472
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 2: is a thirty six year old just fucking figuring it

473
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 2: out doing it in New York City. You figured a

474
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 2: lot of stuff out.

475
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 6: Answer this question, You're like, it's just a lot, but

476
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,440
Speaker 6: my life skills are okay. My goal is to stay

477
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,959
Speaker 6: at my apartment to a place where, like I can

478
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 6: host people and do little pre games before we go out.

479
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,119
Speaker 6: So I'd like to be able to have like a

480
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 6: mach you know, like, oh, stop buy, I'll host energy.

481
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 6: I would like to be getting fuckedor in love more often.

482
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 6: I'd like to be seeing more celebrities.

483
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 2: Actor and love, like fucked by someone you love, were

484
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 2: just fucked.

485
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 6: Good sex, Yeah, like good sex. It could be loose,

486
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 6: it doesn't have to be love. But I would like

487
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 6: love you. The things you clap out are interesting, and

488
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 6: I like that cause you you really, you really.

489
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 2: I liked her working overnights at the office. You did

490
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: you clapped at that. They're both in news, And then.

491
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 6: You really like good sex and working hard all night,

492
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 6: And that's.

493
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 2: No professionally.

494
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 6: I just want to keep growing, working, having fun, just

495
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 6: enjoying myself.

496
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 2: More celebrities, I think is what you're walking.

497
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, ten thousand said I'd like to get all my

498
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 6: steps in, you know, not yeah, not smoke weed every

499
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 6: day all day. I think that's that should be top.

500
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 6: But I don't want to make a goal I'm gonna

501
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 6: fail at.

502
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 2: So that's right, manage expectations.

503
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 6: And I'm going to the Eras Tour November twenty first.

504
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 2: So i'd like seeing it. An outfit going, an outfit going.

505
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 2: I love this. Okay, we're gonna ask some questions from

506
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 2: the audience here we go. How do you say no

507
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 2: to being in someone's bridal party? Well, it depends what

508
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: the reason is, right or you have to make it up,

509
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,360
Speaker 2: because if you don't like the person, you don't want

510
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 2: to be their friend.

511
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 6: That's different than like, hey girl, I can't afford it,

512
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 6: or I'm studying for the bar, like I don't have time.

513
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,959
Speaker 2: As different than oh I actually hate you, your family,

514
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 2: your friends, and I don't want to be around you

515
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 2: as shit. There just different. Why don't you want to

516
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 2: be in it? You're poor?

517
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:14,679
Speaker 3: Or you hater?

518
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 2: I mean, I think or maybe there's a third reason.

519
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 2: I'm not thinking. I think the third reason for me

520
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 2: would be the emotional time commitment, because now you're gonna

521
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 2: be someone's therapist for that whole fucking ride. They're gonna

522
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 2: come to you with shit that you don't fucking have

523
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 2: time for. You just want to show up to a

524
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 2: party with an open bar, take some pitches and leave,

525
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 2: and now you gotta be in it. Like oh the flowers, okay,

526
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 2: they're petals. Oh the chairs, everyone's sitting like nobody really

527
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 2: gives a fuck. And so I feel like, you know,

528
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 2: asking someone to be in your bridal party is really

529
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 2: asking them to be your therapist during a stressful party.

530
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 2: Say no, I guess how do you say no? Do

531
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 2: you want the person in your life still or not?

532
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously, if they're close enough to be in

533
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 2: the bridal party, how do you say no?

534
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 6: Hopefully then the bride is close enough to be like,

535
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 6: I get it, but let's not be delusional.

536
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 2: I think for me, i'd be like, I can't do this,

537
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: but I'll do this right. Read a poem?

538
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'll do a speech, or you could do

539
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: like a like ushering is is good?

540
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 3: You remember, oh ship, we need ushers? So ushers?

541
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 2: Uh that seems like a thing that's in movies that

542
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 2: isn't real.

543
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: No, No, there were there were as we stay down

544
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 1: South users and you needed them.

545
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 3: You needed them, you really did, and they usually need them.

546
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

547
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, the people, all the people in the wedding needed

548
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: because people were like, where you go, it's going.

549
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 2: People still get married. Jesus Christ. I'm just kidding. Congratulations, Yes,

550
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 2: here we go.

551
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: How early is too early to be on prescription acid

552
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: reflux meds?

553
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 2: Okay to ask.

554
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 3: I didn't write that question.

555
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 6: I just started suffering from acid reflex And you know

556
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,439
Speaker 6: what I did? Well, they say like, don't eat and

557
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 6: then go to bed, and it's like, okay, let's be

558
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 6: realistic with the advice.

559
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 2: You're not eating taco bell in the day. You know.

560
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 2: It's like I did do something crazy in New York.

561
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 6: I bought a temperpeeding matrics with a base that moves

562
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 6: so I can press a button and I could sleep

563
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 6: like this, so it moves. That is most adul't think

564
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 6: I've ever heard.

565
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 3: That's amazing. Let work.

566
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh my god, Like I'll go out like uh yeah,

567
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 6: after a long day of walking out like I'll pick

568
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 6: up my legs.

569
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 2: It's really crazy. I want one. Oh yeah. The guy

570
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: sold it. He goes, you don't have to stack your

571
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: pillows anymore. I go you got me? I go, you

572
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 2: got me?

573
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

574
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,719
Speaker 2: Bro, fuck I have so many pillows. But I think

575
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 2: it's not you.

576
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 6: It's like it sucks because it stops you for drinking eating,

577
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 6: like like it stops you from joy.

578
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 2: And but I don't know what the side effects are.

579
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, but I heard like, okay, so you

580
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: know people drink coffee. It's like the caffeine actually loosens

581
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: up the flap above the stomach, which gives you acid reflux.

582
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 3: That happens.

583
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: But you can also take like aniseed or like you know, licorice.

584
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 3: Licorice is good after a drink.

585
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:22,959
Speaker 2: But I love coffee.

586
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, I mean.

587
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 2: Why I can't drink like a margarita is just one

588
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 2: sip of fire between.

589
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: My titties or ginger ale like ginger something like that

590
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: that can help you at night. Like just trying to

591
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: help you have this moment for yourself, for you where

592
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: you don't take prescription.

593
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 2: Just take the fucking pill and go have a burrito,

594
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 2: like whatever. It just happends on the side effects. It

595
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 2: really does. The side effects.

596
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 6: You feel uncomfortable, all right, but like would you rather

597
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 6: have ascid reflux or diarrhea?

598
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: The age old question question.

599
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: The next question is is would you rather, okay, now

600
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: does a guy? Does a guy have to be taller

601
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: than a girl? I'm five foot nine and a girl.

602
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 6: Oh, I think it's all preference, but I am hugging

603
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 6: a tall man feels different and it's nice. Sorry, oh shit,

604
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 6: I don't date tall men, but I've hugged them because

605
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 6: they're might.

606
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 2: Like I hugged a writer on the show, Solomon Georgio.

607
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 6: I hugged him a few weeks ago when I went,

608
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 6: this just feels better, Like it just felt so nice.

609
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 3: Like a timperpedic mattress for a hug.

610
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's sleep number, but it doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah,

611
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 2: I think it's chemistry because and sometimes, you know, sometimes.

612
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 6: It's really cool when you see a sexy model and

613
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 6: she has like her arm on her boyfriend's.

614
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 2: Shoulder like that, Like that's okay, I like that. Yeah

615
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: he likes that too. Yeah, the bronx. But I don't know,

616
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 2: like I've did old time cement and it's just the

617
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: way they like handle me, Like get in there are

618
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 2: you guys talking about it? They have broke out in conversation.

619
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: Finally, finally, we need to normalize this conversation. They're tall,

620
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: but they're not all tall. They're big boys, but not.

621
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 2: In all the right way.

622
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 3: It's us.

623
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 2: Wait the people at the bar. I don't know if

624
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 2: you heard, but Sis said, just because they're tall, don't

625
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 2: mean they got a big dick and their knees hurt.

626
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 2: They they grew too fast. Well also, okay, no, this

627
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 2: sounds crazy now it just this, but this is crazy,

628
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 2: but listen, it is. It is what Lisa was saying.

629
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 2: It is a preference because some people are not size queens.

630
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 2: Some people don't need big dicks, some people do, like

631
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So it's like, really, a

632
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: what's the question again?

633
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 3: It's I'm five ft nine and we were.

634
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 6: Just talking about this back that all the most of

635
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 6: the actors were were like, oh, they're so hot. They're

636
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 6: all sure, they're all five to five, like all the

637
00:31:59,080 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 6: people we have crushed.

638
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 3: The question was the question I tossed it.

639
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: But the question was should I only strictly date people

640
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: that are over five foot nine? The person questioning was

641
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: a woman who is over five foot nine and wondered

642
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: should she give I guess people under five foot nine

643
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: a try?

644
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: You know, can you pay for your meal and go

645
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 2: down on you. That's the question I would be asking.

646
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 2: Also closer to your crotch. So it's like they reached

647
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 2: the things they supposed Yeah, win win, Next question, look

648
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 2: at us figuring it out? You guys? Are we figuring

649
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 2: it out? How do I introduce my partner to kinks?

650
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 3: How do you introduce your partner to king?

651
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 2: How do I introduce my partner to my kinks? Yes,

652
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: she said porn hub. Okay, okay, I heard corn on

653
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 2: the cob and that's what I heard, And I was like, whoa, wow?

654
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: What is introducing your partner to kinks? I don't know

655
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 2: how long you've been together. Are y'all still talking about dicks?

656
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 2: God damn they are.

657
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: They've broken into a small it's a breakout through, gonna

658
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: have a and then they will decide there will be

659
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: a vote. They'll be like, we have voted that doll

660
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: men don't necessarily have big dicks, and so says I.

661
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: The resolution has passed. Yes, all right, kinks? How do

662
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 2: you in Japa to what kind of kink? I mean,

663
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 2: if you want someone to shut in your chest, don't

664
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: tell anybody you know. I agree. Cleveland Steamer whoa or

665
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 2: are you gonna pay an es school? You can pay

666
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 2: a dominated tricks? I mean, yeah, kinks could be anything, right.

667
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is your partner should be a safe space. Okay.

668
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 2: So whether it is over drinks or whether it's in

669
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 2: bed and you're whispering it, just say it and it's okay.

670
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 2: Just fucking say it.

671
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 3: Okay.

672
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 2: If they're not into it or they judge you, then

673
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,720
Speaker 2: they're not the one for you, and that's the bigger question.

674
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 2: Or they can you know, you can do it with

675
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 2: someone else. The one weird thing, you know, what's you

676
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 2: know what?

677
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: Maybe sometimes place an atmosphere, you know, it helps things along,

678
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: Like if you were on vacation it's some sexy spot

679
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: and you're like, this is.

680
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 3: What I'm really into. This is what blows my half

681
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,439
Speaker 3: ropuffs back.

682
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: Then that's when you do it, you know. Or you

683
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: can go to a sex party so that way you're

684
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: in that.

685
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, the love of your life says I'm not into that.

686
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 6: Do you do you just leave them?

687
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 2: Or what do you do?

688
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: No?

689
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 3: I don't think you just leave them.

690
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 2: This question is wild. How do I go into the

691
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 2: men's sauna for the first time? Okay? What are you

692
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 2: looking for in the men's sun?

693
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 3: Did you leave your phone in there?

694
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: Like?

695
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 3: What's the fun?

696
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 2: Boldly? Boldly? I mean you've never been in a sauna? Okay,

697
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,439
Speaker 2: go win check it out. See if anybody else is naked.

698
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 2: If they naked, get naked, don't make eye contact. You

699
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 2: were so upset with them. I like, Willie, what do

700
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 2: you mean, what are you looking for one a sauna?

701
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: I think it's maybe maybe the person has social anxiety,

702
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: you know, and so.

703
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 2: Go ont off hours.

704
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 3: Maybe the person who did not write this, uh.

705
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 2: Was it you? No?

706
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: Who maybe had an audi back in the day, back

707
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 1: in the day which you have to be surgically removed.

708
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 3: Then I remember my first sauna. That was really that

709
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 3: was kind of like.

710
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 2: What's going on in here? Fisher Price? My first sauna.

711
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:43,240
Speaker 2: I think.

712
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,919
Speaker 1: I honestly thought I was gonna pass out and die

713
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: in there. I thought, yeah, I hate a sona.

714
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 6: I was actually in Finland for a little bit, and

715
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 6: they love a sauna. It's their culture, it's and their schools,

716
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 6: it's in their homes.

717
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 2: They like, can't get enough.

718
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 6: Oh, but they're so shy, they don't give compliments.

719
00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 2: They're very reserved people.

720
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 6: But they will get butt naked with their families, co workers, anybody. Yeah,

721
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 6: and they just it's wild and they hit themselves with

722
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 6: the little grass.

723
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. The spas in Holland or Amsterdam are co

724
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 2: ed naked. And I was like, Babe, i feel like

725
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 2: everyone's looking, and He's like they are. I'm like, I'm

726
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 2: gonna go.

727
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 6: They also don't want to see like a stranger's dick

728
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 6: off hours, you know, like rest at rest.

729
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 2: On airplane phone wedding. This dick gets no wi fi.

730
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 2: Don's got a question, Don read the question, go for it.

731
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 3: What you guys want to say?

732
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 5: Airplane mode dick is crazy, all right? The question is

733
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,439
Speaker 5: how do you break the cycle of dating the same

734
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 5: type of person that's wrong for you.

735
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 2: It's like a diet, it's a choice. One day you

736
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 2: wake up, you do it. One day you wake up

737
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 2: you're like, I'm tired of this fucking heartburn, and I

738
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 2: stop drinking it. Like you have to do it and

739
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 2: get it out of your system. Sometimes you're older, you

740
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 2: look back, You're like, I've wasted so much of my life,

741
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,280
Speaker 2: but now I'm ready. But yeah, this is the conversation

742
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 2: I've had with people in my family, like friends, they

743
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 2: don't go. You don't go until you're ready to go,

744
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 2: or a therapy.

745
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard, I heard them.

746
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: It's just a lot of money.

747
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: Uh.

748
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,959
Speaker 3: Lisa has a question, Lisa, what you got?

749
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 2: How should a girl ask out girls?

750
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 3: But I'll take this one.

751
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: It should be done at Henrietta Hudston's okay.

752
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 2: Probably how you would like it? Yeah, how do you

753
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 2: ask about girls?

754
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 6: I mean that's like kind of like always the hard

755
00:37:54,280 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 6: thing because you're just you know, shy ah and it's tough. Yeah,

756
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 6: it is tough. It's tough to ask anyone out. I

757
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 6: don't even know if.

758
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 2: It's Yeah, it is gender specific at all, you know.

759
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 2: I mean if I don't know what kind of personality

760
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 2: you have, but you know, you either just ask them

761
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 2: out right away or some sort of conversation see if

762
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 2: it gets flirty, or like their stories over and over

763
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 2: again for years. Yeah, I mean, like, how do you

764
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 2: ask somebody out? I don't know.

765
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 6: I'm really into people that are like I I admire

766
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 6: that in people, like people that are overtly flirty and

767
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 6: can do that's like I admire that you you're not flirting, No,

768
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 6: I'm like so chatty. And then when I like someone

769
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 6: I'm silent and I cannot even I'll just like bring

770
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 6: them water and I like can't.

771
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, all right, here we go dating as

772
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: an adult? What and how the fuck do we deal

773
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: with AI bots and lying yes men, question mark?

774
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 2: You guys are really going through it right, it's yeah, yeah, yeah.

775
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 2: There's fences and shit, and there's like whole ass side

776
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 2: families and shit. So I get it. So I feel

777
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 2: like for internet dating, you got two fucking chats and

778
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 2: then let's get to a phone call or a fucking

779
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 2: meet up with coffee during the day. Like the fucking

780
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 2: talking for weeks on end. You got friends, you got

781
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 2: emails to get to You don't need another conversation. How

782
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: long are y'all fucking talking to somebody on the internet

783
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 2: before you see them? Just shout it out one day,

784
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: a couple of days, interesting, good, Yeah, get to it.

785
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 2: New Yorkers are a fucking I don't have time for

786
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 2: this shit. I love it. Yeah, I've talked to people

787
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 2: who are like talking to someone for three months for

788
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: fucking what.

789
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 5: Jordan would say, that's eating around the cookie, that's right,

790
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,760
Speaker 5: that is definitely around the cookies.

791
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 3: You gotta just take a bike. Gotta get in there.

792
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, take a big chunk. Yeah. If they're eating around

793
00:39:55,640 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 2: the cookie, then they're not eating around your cookie.

794
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 6: I also saw a thing on TikTok that was like,

795
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 6: you know, we're taught to believe the apps are where

796
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 6: everyone is, and like that's where you need to be,

797
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 6: but it's actually like a small group of a small group,

798
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 6: and there's a whole, actual world of people everywhere that

799
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 6: are not in the app. But they make you think

800
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 6: everyone's in there, but they're not. And that's why the

801
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 6: AI bots are even there. So it's kind of like

802
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 6: carry Bradshaw, the Learning Addicts, you know, like the men

803
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 6: are out there.

804
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 3: That's a good episode.

805
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, last question? At what point? Not the last already? Wow,

806
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 2: I know they've been standing for like two hours.

807
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: I know.

808
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 2: They are dying. Uh, at what point do you cut

809
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 2: off friendships? How many chances are too many?

810
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 3: Oh?

811
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 6: My god, I'm obsessed with you know, I'm really passionate

812
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 6: about this. So there is a friendship expert. Her name

813
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 6: is doctor Buyer Jackson. She might not be a doctor.

814
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 6: I might have added that, but.

815
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 2: Damned honorary doctor. But I love Danielle Bayer Jackson Day

816
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: is incredible.

817
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 6: She was a high school English teacher and then she

818
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 6: worked in pr and she realized like dynamics of friendship

819
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 6: and what's going on, and she started focusing on female friendships.

820
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 6: And you know, we focus so much on romantic love.

821
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 6: We forget so much of our joy in life is friendship.

822
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 6: And they make it seem like it's easy. It should

823
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 6: be easy, but it takes work like any other relationship.

824
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 6: And so when you have a friendship issue, you think,

825
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,479
Speaker 6: what's wrong with me? But it's like, no, you gotta

826
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 6: like really work on it. And then I don't know,

827
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 6: I just had like such an honest combo a friend recently,

828
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 6: but I also cut a friend out. I got a

829
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 6: few friends out, but one after twelve years and then

830
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 6: we just started talking again. But it's like it's something

831
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 6: I think about all the time. She has a book

832
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 6: coming out.

833
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 2: I'm excited for it, but shit, yeah when your friend

834
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 2: or the doctor, no, the doctor, the doctor, doctor, Because

835
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 2: I was like, what a great moment to support your friends.

836
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 2: You know, my friend, my friend, we you know, we've

837
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 2: decided to put things in the past.

838
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 6: But this is what Danielle says. She goes a real friend.

839
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 6: You should never hesitate to tell them good news. So

840
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 6: if you can't tell your friend good news, that's really

841
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 6: not a friend. So you need to really evaluate that.

842
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 6: Another Okay, another thing she really focuses on is you

843
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 6: get to be your real self, Like you can be yourself.

844
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 6: You're not on edge, you're not trying to perform. You're

845
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 6: like you can cancel if you need to for whatever reason.

846
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 6: You can be yourself with your friend. And those are

847
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 6: like the two things I look for now. And if

848
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,959
Speaker 6: I have those things, then I will forgive, I will work,

849
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 6: let's talk. But if I'm not myself and you're not

850
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 6: happy for me, yeah I'm out.

851
00:42:54,040 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh my god, Lisa.

852
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 6: I told us a lot about because this long term

853
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 6: friendship was like it was fucked for a while and

854
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 6: it was so hard to get out of and then finally,

855
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 6: you know, I worked. I really like this woman and

856
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 6: she helped me a lot.

857
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes when you're friends with someone for a long time,

858
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: like you were friends with them because of reasons that

859
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: like just don't make sense anymore, Like you know, like yeah,

860
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: they had duck hunt at their house, and then you

861
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: didn't have duck hunt, so you you know, they're like

862
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 1: they became your friend. You know what I'm saying, Like

863
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: that's that's what it was, and now you're just like

864
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: what the fuck?

865
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 3: Like I don't even know.

866
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 2: Well, that's another thing, she says.

867
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 6: You know, we really like admire long term friendships. How

868
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 6: do you know they're healthy? Like they you could be

869
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 6: friends with someone for twenty five years and it's like

870
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 6: a fucked up cycle and there's nothing to admire or

871
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 6: you know, even though we had, you know, people working

872
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 6: on stuff, but you could meet someone really connect and

873
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 6: they can be someone great after not that long, you know.

874
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's them. It's the labels. For me, I'm

875
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 2: done with labels. I'm really done with labels.

876
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, thirty six means you don't go this is my

877
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 6: best friend, but I do have one, and I like her.

878
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 2: I started shutting labels around thirty two thirty three, and

879
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 2: then by time thirty eight thirty nine, I was like, oh,

880
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,399
Speaker 2: everybody can fuck off. I need to make my own

881
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 2: truth in order to fucking understand what life is.

882
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I have to ask though, like for friends,

883
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: getting rid of a friend, sometimes, did the doctor or

884
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: maybe doctor talk talk about like codependence, because like maybe

885
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: that's one reason why people don't get rid of certain friends,

886
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: it's like they don't want to be alone.

887
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 6: Well, I'll tell you something what my therapist told me

888
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 6: about an unhealthy thing. She go she said, you know,

889
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 6: this friend might be using you for whatever reason, but

890
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 6: you're using them and you have to figure out what

891
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 6: you're gaining from that person and get like gain that

892
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 6: in yourself because you're using this like if you're in

893
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 6: a bad thing, you're with them for something, and you

894
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 6: have to figure that out in yourself. Yeah, instead of

895
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 6: using them for whatever comfort they kind of have with you.

896
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 6: And my best and one of my friends said, it's

897
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 6: honestly humiliating to argue with someone you're an fucking which

898
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 6: how has helped me to Yeah, interest, She goes, you're

899
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,280
Speaker 6: in these friendship fights. You're not even fucking these people.

900
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, oh my god, Yeah, I never

901
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 1: fight with my friends.

902
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 3: Never. Yeah.

903
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 2: My mom always said, if you're not feeding, fucking, or financing,

904
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 2: then why are you here? Like why are we arguing?

905
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 2: So you guys can take that.

906
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,879
Speaker 6: But also with friendship is a different Once you have

907
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 6: you know, your friends, houses, kids, like making time for

908
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 6: front like that's you know.

909
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,439
Speaker 3: It gets hard, It gets really hard.

910
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: I had once I had a kid, and I had

911
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: a friend write me a letter that.

912
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 3: Told me that I was being selfish for not hanging

913
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 3: out with him. A letter. A letter.

914
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: I was like, you're a sociopath and and he felt

915
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: like left out and I was like, well that tells

916
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: me you're a narcissist. But it's helpful, you know. It's

917
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: after that. It wasn't like we broke up, but I

918
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: knew who that person was from then on, you know, like, yeah,

919
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: I mean I'm gonna cry all right talking about friend

920
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: and who to keep making the circle smaller. It's like

921
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: it's tough to do, it really is, but I'm glad

922
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: that you're able to do.

923
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 2: That's why I have a meatball party so I can

924
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,479
Speaker 2: see all the crazies one time a year. I don't

925
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 2: really talk to anyone, talk amongst yourselves, Bye bye, see

926
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 2: you later. But it's very lovely. It's sort of like

927
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 2: what people do for Christmas, but it's my own made

928
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 2: up holiday and it's delicious, and it's delicious and we

929
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 2: have a good time. Okay, so we okay, it's my

930
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 2: one friend in the back that comes to people party.

931
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 2: So uh. We ask every guest what's the most adult

932
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 2: thing you want to do for yourself that you haven't

933
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 2: had time yet. It could be anything big or small.

934
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 6: What grown ass thing do I want to do for myself?

935
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 2: This?

936
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: People have said, like Shaikhul said, like I want to

937
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: drink a Capri on the Island of Capri, Like, whanted

938
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: you drink a Caprice? Son?

939
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 2: Well wearing Caprice?

940
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 3: Well wearing Caprice you don't have.

941
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 2: That's a very hard one. Why would you put that

942
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 2: one out there? That's like the Oscar winning?

943
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 3: So can you do better than that?

944
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 2: Or truly anything?

945
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: I know?

946
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 3: I know?

947
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 2: Can you just talk amongst yourself? A show?

948
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 3: It's a good show. This is fun. This part of

949
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 3: the audience amazing.

950
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 4: A little chat.

951
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: They're going to get drinks later and really sort it

952
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: out about I love the peeps in the back.

953
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,479
Speaker 2: People were great.

954
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming all the way from Iowa for this.

955
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: Did you really come over leaning.

956
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 2: On the bar?

957
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 3: Everyone?

958
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 2: You guys are really doing it the bar.

959
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 6: But you know what, the real m vps aren't leaning

960
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 6: on anything.

961
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 2: They're just out here fucking with there's stance.

962
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, their knees are fucked.

963
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 2: They are they definitely go to t k T s

964
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 2: the day up to get the tip, like that's what

965
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 2: it's giving. And I like that. I like that t

966
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 2: k T Actually are you ready?

967
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

968
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 2: Please?

969
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 3: What do you want to do?

970
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 2: The first thing that I would say? The first thing

971
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,439
Speaker 2: like I kept thinking.

972
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 6: I was like, I don't even know, but my parents

973
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 6: are hitting the age where they just like like I

974
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 6: kept trying to explain. I'm like, Mom, I have a

975
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 6: fire escape. I'm really excited, and she couldn't understand it.

976
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,760
Speaker 6: I'm like, it's the metal stairs outside of the window.

977
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 6: And I was just so mad at her. And then

978
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 6: my sister was like pretty woman. She goes, oh, you

979
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 6: have a pretty woman thing, and then she got it.

980
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 6: But I was so frustrated, and I think my adult

981
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 6: thing is I'm not going to be frustrated with where

982
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 6: my parents are at. Like I'm just that, yes, yea,

983
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 6: at your peace. They're just like, so I moved and

984
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 6: I'm near this restaurant I like, and I told my dad,

985
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 6: I go, I like to order this from here, and

986
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 6: he goes, but how did you go there?

987
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 2: You mean la?

988
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 6: I go, no, no, it's in New York. He goes,

989
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,439
Speaker 6: but you lived in Brooklyn. I go, and I got

990
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 6: so mad, But next time I'm going to be like,

991
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 6: you're right, I'd never been and I was stuck in Brooklyn,

992
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 6: and I don't.

993
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 2: Know how to explain to you that I've been to

994
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:52,439
Speaker 2: a restaurant outside my burrow, Like I don't know how

995
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 2: to do this right now, but I can't be mad

996
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 2: at you. So that's my Yeah, where they're at, Lee's

997
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 2: a trick. Everybody's you know what, I forgot that Liza

998
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 2: has done the show before when we were just doing

999
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 2: a live show and it wasn't a podcast. Until I

1000
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 2: was like sitting next to her on stage, I'm like,

1001
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 2: oh my goodness, what in the big titty deja vu

1002
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 2: was going one? And this is what I love about her,

1003
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 2: And this is what I love about people like her,

1004
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 2: especially creatives. What she does is kind of like what

1005
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 2: we do. It's kind of like learning a language or

1006
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 2: learning how to drive in New York. You learn all

1007
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 2: the rules and then you learn how to break them

1008
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:33,280
Speaker 2: and make them your own, right.

1009
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 4: And that's why I fucking love her.

1010
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 2: And you can only be that funny when you have

1011
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 2: been through some painful shit, and so you can look

1012
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 2: at someone you don't even have to know what they

1013
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 2: go through, but you just know that they've gone through something.

1014
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 2: Just to be that dark and fucking funny. Oh absolutely,

1015
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 2: I fucking love her. But yes, you guys got to

1016
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 2: check out her podcast if you haven't, That's Messed Up

1017
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 2: and SUV puc SVU podcasts. I want to be like SWV,

1018
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 2: like you know, every time I have to say s VU,

1019
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 2: I'm like Sisters with Voices WV. The sixteen year old

1020
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 2: black girl comes out on me. I'm just like double you,

1021
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 2: double V. It's a lot. It's a lot.

1022
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: I know, we go to different places. It's like it's

1023
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:22,399
Speaker 1: Law and Order SUV. It's s WV. You know it, yes, yes, yeah,

1024
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: so it's it's called That's Messed Up, and it's an homage,

1025
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: a comical homage to Law and Order s VU. The

1026
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: Marishka Hardens gay of it all. So please check it out.

1027
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: It's so funny.

1028
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 4: Don't try and do that.

1029
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 2: Now you're gonna try and just say everybody's last name,

1030
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 2: this motherfucker, you know what. The irony is not lost

1031
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 2: on me that the podcast name is That's Messed Up

1032
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 2: and I Messed it Up?

1033
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, as the middle child. I can be a

1034
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 1: little corrective. It's true, A little, a bit, yeah, a bit,

1035
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: a smidge, a smitge a scooch.

1036
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 3: Leu's go.

1037
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 4: Dollup.

1038
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have like no energy and no voice by

1039
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 2: the time I see my kids today. That's what's gonna happen.

1040
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 4: Bye, everyone, we love you.

1041
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

1042
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 4: Our senior producer is g how Lee.

1043
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 3: Art Associate producer is Christina Chamberlain.

1044
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 4: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

1045
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 3: Our guest booker is Patrick Cotner.

1046
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 4: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

1047
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 3: Theme song and live show djang is by DJ Don Will.

1048
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 4: Our live producer is Makala Konozovich.

1049
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 3: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

1050
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 4: Photography by Heis vander Most.

1051
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hartstark and Daniel Kramer.

1052
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

1053
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

1054
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 2: Mmmmm