1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on 3 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 1: a Wednesday. Chris just tried to fool me again and 4 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: tell me it was Thursday, but he can't get one 5 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 1: by me. We have an incredible hour coming up. We'll 6 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: get to some emails and we'll talk about the state 7 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 1: attorneys General. I'm upset about that term in a little bit, 8 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: but I want to discuss something. There are some things 9 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: in life that are that are beneficial and harmful. I'll 10 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 1: tell you one thing about me. I have an obsessive 11 00:00:52,040 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 1: personality that can be a superpower sometimes and sometimes times 12 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 1: it can be awful, absolutely awful. When I get on 13 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: something whatever, that something happens to be, I can't get 14 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: away from it. Now. If that's something, well, look the 15 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: history stuff for the show. How do I Why would 16 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: I even come up with these subjects? How do I 17 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: dig into it? Well, I'll just find a topic in 18 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: some way. Maybe I'll read a reference to it somewhere 19 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: or an article about it, and it'll fascinate me and 20 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 1: I will go deep in and I will obsess over it. 21 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 1: I will read everything I can get my hands on 22 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 1: or watch everything I can do. I want to know 23 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 1: everything I possibly can know about it. I'm supremely obsessed 24 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: about it. Now that's good for the show, right? You 25 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: like that? You like that I talk about it, that 26 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: I learn about stuff. As far as the show goes, 27 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: it could be good. You know what I did on Sunday, 28 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: Not this last Sunday, the Sunday before, Remember I did 29 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 1: last week. I did a bunch of World War One stuff, 30 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: the Italian Campaign of World War One. You remember all 31 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 1: that stuff. On Sunday, we went to church, came home. 32 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: I think we went out to lunch, but I remember, right. 33 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 1: We came home and then ab she wanted to do 34 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,839 Speaker 1: some family stuff. She said, hey, why don't we play 35 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: a board game or something like that? And I'm usually 36 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: okay with that. Oh well, I love family stuff. It's 37 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: just board games or hit or Miss. But I said, no, 38 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to do that, said why not? I 39 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 1: need to do more World War One stuff. I have 40 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 1: these things. I have a bunch of different things I 41 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 1: want to read. I have like one hundred pages left 42 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: in my book, and I just flat out a band 43 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,239 Speaker 1: in the family in the house for like three hours. 44 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 1: As I'll see you guys a little while, and I 45 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: just closed myself in and just obsessed with it. Okay, 46 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: so our best things can be our worst things. Right. 47 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 1: We've talked many times before about communists and how good 48 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: they are at creating idols symbols for people. They're really 49 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 1: really good at it. They will hold somebody or something 50 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 1: up and they'll say, look at this person. This person 51 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: is the source of all of your problems. This is 52 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 1: the devil. This is the one you can blame. Donald 53 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 1: Trump's the perfect, perfect, perfect example. They have spent so 54 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: many years Trump Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump's the devil, 55 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: Trump Trump, so many years, all over media, all over everything, 56 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 1: that now every single Democrat in the United States of 57 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: America believes Donald Trump is a Nazi. They just believe 58 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 1: the most insane things in the world that aren't even 59 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: close to based in reality. And you could pull up 60 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: a video right now and show your liberal and paggy 61 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: that Donald Trump did not say Nazis were very fine people, 62 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 1: and she would still refuse to believe it because it 63 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 1: has been etched in stone in her mind that he 64 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: is the devil, he is the source of all her problems. 65 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: And whatever negative you can say about him is obviously true. 66 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: That's look, it's sick and it's wrong, but it's extremely 67 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:25,280 Speaker 1: effective if you're a political movement. Extremely effective because what 68 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: it does is it motivates people and it gives them 69 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: something to rally against it. There is a benefit in 70 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 1: getting people's eyes focused on something if it makes them 71 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: angry and motivates it. I use this example before, and 72 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 1: it's true. You've probably heard of this before. A football 73 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:47,919 Speaker 1: coach Ohio State, my Ohio State Buckeyes, if they lose 74 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: to Michigan, which sadly they tend to do a lot. Now, 75 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: if they lose to Michigan, what does the weight room coach, 76 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: the strength and conditioning coach, he's known as what does 77 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:00,680 Speaker 1: he play in the weight room? The entire offseason? A 78 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:05,360 Speaker 1: continuous loop of the team losing to Michigan. Oh, you're 79 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 1: thinking about woosing out on that last rep at the 80 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 1: squad rack, Look at the TV, Look at the TV. 81 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,119 Speaker 1: Look how weak you were? You lost? You lost? You lost? 82 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: Michigan sucks. Why are you gonna let that happen? It? 83 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:20,599 Speaker 1: It gives people something to focus on and be motivated by. 84 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:25,720 Speaker 1: That's a fact. There's a benefit in that it's why 85 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,880 Speaker 1: they do what they do, And they do the same thing, 86 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:33,159 Speaker 1: holding up these idols, these symbols for people to worship. 87 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 1: You've seen it so many times. They did it to 88 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 1: great effect with George Floyd. George Floyd. It's so absurd 89 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: that I can't help but laugh about it. But I 90 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,040 Speaker 1: really have to applaud the communists. They really did a 91 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: fantastic job. We all woke up one day when we 92 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 1: saw this video. This cop. He's on his back, he's 93 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 1: got his knee on there, and the dude is sweaty 94 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 1: and looks helpless and miserable, and it looks like he's dying. 95 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 1: And it created negative emotions in people. Initially, even if 96 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: you didn't run to social media and say something dumb, 97 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:17,800 Speaker 1: it didn't look great. But it didn't exactly take a 98 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 1: lot of digging to figure out, this is a really 99 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 1: bad guy. This is a criminal, hurts women. This is 100 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: a bad guy and a lifelong bad guy, a bad 101 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 1: guy everywhere he went, a bad human being, and died 102 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: of a drug overdose. The cop did not kill him. 103 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: He died of a drug overdose. There are still, to 104 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: this day multiple statues of George Floyd in different cities 105 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 1: across the United States of America. He had how many funerals, 106 00:06:56,200 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: Chris were there? Four of them? He had four different funerals. 107 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 1: I live in Houston, Yeah, I believe he was originally 108 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: from here, something like that. He had a funeral procession 109 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:13,400 Speaker 1: in Houston. It's all across the country. They gave something 110 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: for other communists to rally around. Look at this, Look 111 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 1: at this symbol. This is a symbol of the right 112 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 1: of all that's evil, that cops are bad, of America's racism. 113 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: Look at George, Look at George. It's ridiculous. These symbols 114 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 1: are ridiculous, and in fact, we'll get to one in 115 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: a little while. These symbols are ridiculous, they're crazy. They 116 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 1: don't make any sense to anybody who's logical in things 117 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: through things, but they are extremely effective. But your greatest 118 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 1: strength can become your greatest weakness. Trump deported an MS 119 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 1: thirteen gang member, not an American citizen, a man who 120 00:07:55,200 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 1: had a sitting deportation order. American democrats and members of 121 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: the media have decided that this human being, he is 122 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 1: their new symbol. They will get people to rally around. 123 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 1: And the problem with that is if you choose the 124 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 1: wrong symbol. It can have the opposite effect of what 125 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,920 Speaker 1: you're looking for. I'm going to play you a couple 126 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:28,080 Speaker 1: different things. The first thing I'm gonna play you this 127 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 1: is Senator Chris van Holland, Democrat. He flew down to 128 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,719 Speaker 1: El Salvador today. He announced yesterday he was going to 129 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:42,200 Speaker 1: do it. Today. He flew down to El Salvador to 130 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:47,320 Speaker 1: try to get a meeting with L Salvador's president so 131 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 1: he could pick this MS thirteen gang member up and 132 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,360 Speaker 1: bring him back into the United States of America. 133 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,599 Speaker 2: I just landed at the airport in San Salvador a 134 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:01,079 Speaker 2: little while ago. I'm now en route into the city, 135 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 2: looking forward to meeting with the team from the American embassy. 136 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 2: After that, I hope to meet with some high level 137 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 2: government officials from Al Salvador. As I've said before, the 138 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:16,000 Speaker 2: goal of my visit is to talk to people here 139 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 2: about the release of Kilmar of Grego Garcia. I told 140 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,439 Speaker 2: his wife and his family I would do everything possible 141 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 2: to bring him home. 142 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,320 Speaker 1: How effective has this campaign been? Because this has been 143 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,959 Speaker 1: what has it been two weeks now? The American media 144 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,800 Speaker 1: can't stop asking about it. Judges keep trying to bring 145 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 1: him back everybody keeps trying to bring back the MS 146 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:45,480 Speaker 1: thirteen gang member into the country. Well, here's how it's working. 147 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 3: To NBC News, there's a growing number of voters who 148 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:53,280 Speaker 3: are identifying with the MAGA movement. From January twenty twenty four, 149 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,080 Speaker 3: it was twenty percent, March twenty twenty five, it is 150 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:59,320 Speaker 3: thirty six percent. So we're actually seeing the country kind 151 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 3: of moving in these opposite directions. Lots of fire and 152 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,800 Speaker 3: energy on the left, but on the right. More and 153 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 3: more Americans are comfortable saying I'm mega. 154 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 1: Donald Trump is one hundred days into his presidency. This 155 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,840 Speaker 1: should be the end of the honeymoon phase. And he's 156 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,600 Speaker 1: more popular now than he was the day he was 157 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,520 Speaker 1: sworn in, and Democrats have dedicated two straight weeks to 158 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,400 Speaker 1: defending an MS thirteen gang member. Sometimes the ability to 159 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:31,680 Speaker 1: create a symbol for people to rally around, well it 160 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:36,160 Speaker 1: can kill you if you pick the wrong one. Oopsie. 161 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,679 Speaker 1: A couple more things on that than emails. Next, I've 162 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 1: got on Atima inside on't mean says yes, he Kelly, 163 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 1: you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the 164 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:54,920 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. On a Fantastic Wednesday, A hook day, 165 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,760 Speaker 1: reminding you. You can download the whole show on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. 166 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:03,440 Speaker 1: You can email the show at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 167 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:07,079 Speaker 1: So after I'm done doing what I'm about to do, 168 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna move on and we're gonna do some emails 169 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,280 Speaker 1: and move off of this. But what I'm about to 170 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:15,920 Speaker 1: do is heavy. Okay, it's heavy. It is because of 171 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,560 Speaker 1: what happened at the White House during the press conference today. 172 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 1: So I played for you right before we went into 173 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:26,679 Speaker 1: the break. United States Senator from Maryland, Chris van Holland, 174 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 1: he's been ranting and raving for two three days about 175 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 1: the MS thirteen gang member that got deported and how 176 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:36,840 Speaker 1: he wants him back home. This is the communist's new symbol. 177 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:40,320 Speaker 1: This is what they're rallying everybody around the gang member. Okay, 178 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:45,560 Speaker 1: all that's bad enough, All that's gross enough. You probably 179 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 1: maybe you remember the story of Rachel Morin. Rachel Morin 180 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:58,719 Speaker 1: was a mother. She went out for a jog in 181 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:04,240 Speaker 1: Maryland one day, had a boyfriend who finally reported she 182 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:12,880 Speaker 1: never came back. And look, if you're a woman just 183 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 1: going off the women I talked to, this is on 184 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:21,559 Speaker 1: the short list for what's your nightmare? Right, what's your nightmare? 185 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,600 Speaker 1: This is one of those things that's in the back 186 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:26,160 Speaker 1: of the mind of every woman who's ever lived. Right, 187 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,800 Speaker 1: what if you are alone in a violent evil man 188 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:38,720 Speaker 1: gets his hands on you? And Rachel Moran lived it, 189 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 1: A monster and illegal who shouldn't have been in the 190 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 1: country got a hold of her, dragged her alive after 191 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:55,440 Speaker 1: he attacked her, dragged her deeper into the woods. You 192 00:12:55,440 --> 00:13:00,840 Speaker 1: can use your imagination. She did not die quickly. It 193 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:05,600 Speaker 1: was not pleasant. Well, it doesn't matter the age of 194 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:09,439 Speaker 1: your daughter, your child. No parent ever wants to bury 195 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 1: their child. And I can only imagine, and I hope 196 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,040 Speaker 1: I will only ever be able to imagine. But I 197 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 1: can only imagine burying your child is bad enough. But 198 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:27,720 Speaker 1: how many times would you replay in your head if 199 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 1: your child died like this, what they went through before 200 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:39,600 Speaker 1: they died, right, how many times would you have that look? Recently, 201 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,400 Speaker 1: I lost my father, As you know, I've talked about 202 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:46,440 Speaker 1: it before. I'll tell you, just being very honest, I've 203 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:50,360 Speaker 1: had moments where one I'm glad he went in his sleep, 204 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,400 Speaker 1: but two I hope he didn't wake up right beforehand 205 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 1: or something, right. I just hope that, and I know 206 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 1: that's dumb. Maybe it's dumb to think like that, But 207 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,520 Speaker 1: I hope, I hope it was just went sleep and 208 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 1: that was it, right. I hope he didn't wake up 209 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:06,200 Speaker 1: and was in pain or scared or something. That's my dad. 210 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:12,680 Speaker 1: What if it was your daughter? So Caroline Levitt brought 211 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:16,559 Speaker 1: Patty Morian Rachel's mother, the young lady who was killed, 212 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,040 Speaker 1: assaulted and killed. Brought her mother into the press conference 213 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:26,160 Speaker 1: today and she spoke for a little while. But man, 214 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:26,720 Speaker 1: here she. 215 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 4: Was to have a senator from Maryland who didn't even 216 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 4: acknowledge or barely acknowledged my daughter and the brutal death 217 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:43,600 Speaker 4: that she endured, leaving her five children without a mother 218 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,800 Speaker 4: and now a grand baby without a grandmother, so that 219 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,800 Speaker 4: he can use my taxpayer money to fly to El 220 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 4: Salvador to bring back someone that's not even an American citizen. 221 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:04,480 Speaker 4: Why does that person have more right than I do, 222 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:12,000 Speaker 4: or my daughter or my grandchildren? Don't. I don't understand this. 223 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:19,800 Speaker 1: It should be noted in case you're wondering how committed 224 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,920 Speaker 1: the Communists are to their new symbol. Remember they've they've 225 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 1: decided this man's the symbol. Everyone worship him everyone rally 226 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,800 Speaker 1: around him. It's being reported by the White House's very 227 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:38,720 Speaker 1: own Stephen Chung that CNN and MSNBC cut away from 228 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:45,040 Speaker 1: the press conference when this mother was speaking so highly 229 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:51,240 Speaker 1: invested and protecting illegals that they cut away from the 230 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:55,640 Speaker 1: press conference while this mom was that's look, we are 231 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,880 Speaker 1: dealing with evil, Okay, now good and bad. We are 232 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: dealing with evil here. There are demonic forces at work 233 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,040 Speaker 1: on this planet, and then most definitely are at work 234 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:10,800 Speaker 1: inside of this country. But this is what we're up against. 235 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 1: And my heart breaks for that woman for a variety 236 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 1: of reasons, not just the obvious ones, but the last 237 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,000 Speaker 1: part of it. When you can tell, I mean, she's 238 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 1: probably not a highly political person. You can tell she's like, 239 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:28,520 Speaker 1: I don't understand this. I don't understand. It can be 240 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:33,280 Speaker 1: so hard for normies. It can be so hard for 241 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:38,120 Speaker 1: them to grasp how deeply evil the modern Democrat Party is. 242 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:44,560 Speaker 1: It's hard even for people like you, like me, it 243 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:48,240 Speaker 1: can be hard to accept that we share a country 244 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:56,320 Speaker 1: with some really evil human beings, genuinely deeply evil people. 245 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,680 Speaker 1: It's a lot to think about. I'm going to move 246 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,440 Speaker 1: off it. I'm going to do some emails let's laugh 247 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,560 Speaker 1: a little bit or talk about whatever's on your mind. 248 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 1: I want to move off it. We'll get back to 249 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,359 Speaker 1: Letitia James getting potentially busted. Before we do that, I 250 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,040 Speaker 1: got to see e mail. Hey Jesse, I think all 251 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:18,919 Speaker 1: these idiots vandalizing and terrorizing Tesla vehicles and owners of 252 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,399 Speaker 1: Berna should should team up with Tesla and provide a 253 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 1: burna launcher for each vehicle. You know what, in fact, 254 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:30,080 Speaker 1: that reminds me, Ladies fellas, I'm going to set you 255 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:34,520 Speaker 1: aside for a moment. Sorry, but ladies, Berna has something 256 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 1: new out right now and I want you to go 257 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: buy one. It's a compact pistol launcher. Compact compact. It's 258 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,879 Speaker 1: about the size of a smartphone. Remember these are non lethal, 259 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,320 Speaker 1: so they're legal everywhere all fifty states. You don't need 260 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:56,560 Speaker 1: a permit, you don't need a background check. Ladies, I'm 261 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 1: talking to you. Get it in your purse when you're 262 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,119 Speaker 1: out for a jog, out for a walk, going to 263 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 1: the grocery store, just running up the road. Your burn 264 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:11,439 Speaker 1: up pistol launcher, your new compact burnup pistol launcher goes 265 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:15,720 Speaker 1: with you at all times so you can stop a 266 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:20,919 Speaker 1: monster from hurting you get a discount by Rna Berna 267 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:26,640 Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse Berna dot com slash Jesse. I'm 268 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,399 Speaker 1: not asking, I'm telling go get one. Tonight we'll be 269 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,000 Speaker 1: back the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real to me. 270 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:38,720 Speaker 1: Damn it with rnstacks it is the Jesse Kelly Show. 271 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,399 Speaker 1: Turn it off, Chris, Just turn off that sorry music. 272 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,119 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it anymore on the show. 273 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,440 Speaker 1: Remember we read your emails here on the show. Chris 274 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 1: reads them all. I read the ones that don't suck. 275 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,560 Speaker 1: Let's move on to these. Jesse. I really enjoyed your 276 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,080 Speaker 1: discussion the other night about how we have fagins all 277 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,240 Speaker 1: over the place worming their way into seats of power. 278 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,760 Speaker 1: It was highly intellectual and maybe the most radio I've 279 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:04,200 Speaker 1: ever heard along the same lines. Could you please explain 280 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:08,479 Speaker 1: one more time the significance of caucuses in Congress. I 281 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,400 Speaker 1: have five sons, three of whom are teenagers. I think 282 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 1: would benefit from that important Civics lesson. Thanks, he says, 283 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:19,639 Speaker 1: his name is Jonathan. Well again, that's just rewind really quickly. 284 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:24,560 Speaker 1: You remember Lynda Fagen. She was the commandant of the 285 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,680 Speaker 1: Coast Guard. I bring up her name because remember, the 286 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:33,720 Speaker 1: commandant is the top dog, the top dog, the top 287 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,399 Speaker 1: dog of the Coast Guard, by the Grace Good. She 288 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,480 Speaker 1: was just let go two or three days ago. This 289 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,679 Speaker 1: is what she cared about. 290 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,600 Speaker 5: We currently have nearly forty percent women enrolled at the 291 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,359 Speaker 5: Coastguard Academy. I'm really excited about the talent and the 292 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,200 Speaker 5: diversity that I see coming through the academy my daughter. 293 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,240 Speaker 1: And there are fagins everywhere in this country now, top 294 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,879 Speaker 1: to bottom, throughout the government, every single portion of the 295 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:07,320 Speaker 1: chain at command has fagins in it. The FBI, did 296 00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,920 Speaker 1: you know this. You want to hear a frightening stat 297 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:17,320 Speaker 1: You know, Christopher Wray bragged that forty percent of the FBI, 298 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:23,119 Speaker 1: they're new employees that came under his watch. Those are 299 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,080 Speaker 1: all fagins, you know, they are Ritually every one of 300 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:28,840 Speaker 1: them is a fagon. We have a lot of work 301 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,160 Speaker 1: to do now. That brings me to your point about 302 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:38,200 Speaker 1: the caucuses. Here's how Congress works. Because we hear about 303 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,679 Speaker 1: this caucus or that caucus, the Black Caucus or the 304 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 1: Freedom Caucus, or here's how it works in Congress. It's 305 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:51,200 Speaker 1: not enough to go there and be one really loud voice. 306 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:56,280 Speaker 1: What matters is how big your caucus is. That's what matters. 307 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,680 Speaker 1: If you if it's just you, you don't have any 308 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,400 Speaker 1: real power because you're not a voting block. Remember a caucus, 309 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,959 Speaker 1: that's the portion of people who generally vote with you 310 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,640 Speaker 1: where they can count on you. If there's one good 311 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,159 Speaker 1: person there, that's not a big enough caucus, that's a 312 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,199 Speaker 1: tiny caucus. He's not going to be able to do 313 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,679 Speaker 1: anything with that. When you find when we you and me, 314 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:23,400 Speaker 1: when we send groups of good people back to Congress, 315 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:28,520 Speaker 1: what happens is our caucus grows. And once our caucus grows, 316 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,959 Speaker 1: then we can inflict pain on the losers on the 317 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,640 Speaker 1: other side. The bigger our caucus, the more pain they 318 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:41,920 Speaker 1: have to go through. Congress is a caucus measuring contest, 319 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,000 Speaker 1: and for the longest time, if you want to feel 320 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,160 Speaker 1: good about something, for the longest time, we didn't get 321 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,919 Speaker 1: this at all, and so we'd send this guy but 322 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,720 Speaker 1: no help, and this guy but no help, and this 323 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 1: girl but no help. We finally came up with the 324 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:01,359 Speaker 1: Freedom Caucus, which started small, and then over time it 325 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,840 Speaker 1: started to grow and grow and grow and grow. Now 326 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 1: the Freedom Caucus stands tall. It needs to be even 327 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:13,399 Speaker 1: bigger than it is now. Congress is about the size 328 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:18,199 Speaker 1: of your caucus. We we have been outvoted because the 329 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:22,840 Speaker 1: Rhino loser establishment types in Washington, d c. They have 330 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,280 Speaker 1: had the largest caucus for a long time. Their caucus 331 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:30,840 Speaker 1: is shrinking. Their caucus is shrivelling up while ours is growing. 332 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,680 Speaker 1: Feel good about that. Yes, we still have all kinds 333 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:38,040 Speaker 1: of traders in the House of Representative Representatives. It's shrinking 334 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 1: in the in the Senate, the evil, the evil caucus, 335 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,160 Speaker 1: it's getting smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller. If 336 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,080 Speaker 1: we can manage to run John Cornan out of the 337 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,000 Speaker 1: United States Senate next year, and we have an opportunity 338 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,879 Speaker 1: to do so, that will really really shrivel up the 339 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 1: evil GOP caucus in the Senate. Congress is a caucus 340 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,320 Speaker 1: measuring contest, period, Jesse, I see a lot of people 341 00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,680 Speaker 1: on the right saying we should have no problem giving 342 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,440 Speaker 1: trials and due process for all the illegals like the 343 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 1: Maryland man, since it should be easy to prove in 344 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,000 Speaker 1: court they're illegal and deport them afterwards. How do you 345 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:22,040 Speaker 1: recommend discussing due process for illegals with normis slash Rhinos 346 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:29,240 Speaker 1: his name is Daniel. Well, okay, first, let's remember if 347 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:36,159 Speaker 1: I if I I take over guarding your home and I 348 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:41,240 Speaker 1: spend my first night bringing in thirty of the most 349 00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,159 Speaker 1: vicious gang members I can find, I bring them on 350 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:49,240 Speaker 1: purpose into your home. What do you need the next day? 351 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 1: The next day, you need all thirty of them out immediately. 352 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,160 Speaker 1: What you don't need, and in fact, what you cannot afford, 353 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:02,399 Speaker 1: is what we Look, we're gonna work on it. We 354 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:06,119 Speaker 1: can't do it all at once. Look, there's a right way. 355 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,360 Speaker 1: We want to make sure we're doing this the right way. 356 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,639 Speaker 1: We don't want to do it the wrong way. That's 357 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,119 Speaker 1: not who we are. Let's slow down, do it the 358 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:19,200 Speaker 1: right way. We cannot defeat American communism. If we are 359 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,920 Speaker 1: going to use our own rules against ourselves, our own 360 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,879 Speaker 1: values against ourselves, If we're going to allow them to 361 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 1: use our values against us, we will not win. We 362 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,800 Speaker 1: will fail. If the bar If the Demons and the 363 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,040 Speaker 1: Democrat Party are going to bring in twenty million barbarians 364 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,679 Speaker 1: in four years, and then the right is going to 365 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 1: sit and twist itself up into knots about the due 366 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:45,280 Speaker 1: process of this illegal or that illegal, we will lose. Period. 367 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,119 Speaker 1: And look, whatever argument you email in, I will disregard 368 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,480 Speaker 1: it because it's wrong. It's a fact. Because you will 369 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,639 Speaker 1: email in something like, well what about this part of 370 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:57,520 Speaker 1: the constitution. No, you don't understand. Whatever your argument is 371 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:03,080 Speaker 1: against what I just said, it doesn't change this fact. 372 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 1: If we are going to be slowed down deporting the 373 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:13,640 Speaker 1: barbarians that they bring in, we will lose. We will 374 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,120 Speaker 1: there's no saving the United States of America. If we're 375 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,199 Speaker 1: going to do it that way, you cannot do it. 376 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,240 Speaker 1: They bring in twenty million people, they fly them in, 377 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,160 Speaker 1: they bust them in, they pay for them to stay here, 378 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,880 Speaker 1: and then we get elected. And wow, I mean, did 379 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 1: this guy get enough due process? I know he wasn't 380 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,679 Speaker 1: a citizen, but I'm really not comfortable where we sent 381 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,879 Speaker 1: him by. We did it too fast, we would we 382 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,920 Speaker 1: can't win. And maybe maybe you would argue that it's 383 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,840 Speaker 1: not right. Look, I'm not actually arguing that. Okay, maybe 384 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,879 Speaker 1: maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I'm not telling you 385 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,359 Speaker 1: you're crazy for that. Maybe you argue that it's not constitutional, 386 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,639 Speaker 1: maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong. I would argue with that, 387 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,639 Speaker 1: but maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong. That's not what 388 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,000 Speaker 1: I'm saying. What I am saying is whatever reason you 389 00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:04,880 Speaker 1: use to justify slowing down deporting illegals, we've lost. If 390 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,359 Speaker 1: that's what we're going to do, we've lost. And this 391 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:11,360 Speaker 1: is why the communists have been so successful tearing through 392 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,520 Speaker 1: this country because they don't touch the breaks. They got 393 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,399 Speaker 1: elected because they had a doddering old fool in the 394 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,600 Speaker 1: White House and there were no breaks. They've found themselves 395 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 1: using your money to create a downloadable app so illegals 396 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:34,200 Speaker 1: could schedule their illegal entry into the United States of America. 397 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,840 Speaker 1: Democrats are so evil they use your money for an 398 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,199 Speaker 1: app like that. If we are going to try to 399 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:44,200 Speaker 1: combat that level of evil the right way, we will lose. 400 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,960 Speaker 1: Winning against that level of evil is all that matters. 401 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,480 Speaker 1: The people who are here must be gone. What's the process? Hey, 402 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,479 Speaker 1: are you a citizen? You're not? Goodbye? Well? What if 403 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,439 Speaker 1: you said them of the wrong country? Tough? Well what 404 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,239 Speaker 1: if he has to go to prison first? Then El 405 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:08,080 Speaker 1: Salvador tough. I don't care. I don't care about the 406 00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 1: sob story of the person who violated my country's immigration laws. 407 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,480 Speaker 1: I don't care if there's a screw up along the way. 408 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,760 Speaker 1: You realize that I don't care. Oh, you accidentally sent 409 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:23,200 Speaker 1: him to Mozambique when he's actually from Bangladesh. Whelp hop 410 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,800 Speaker 1: on a boat, my friend and have a nice sale. 411 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,080 Speaker 1: That sounds like a whole lot of not my problem, goodbye. 412 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,679 Speaker 1: Let that be a less In fact, I want to 413 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,120 Speaker 1: be on the record here, I'm, in fact the supporter 414 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,359 Speaker 1: of deporting them to the wrong country. So then you 415 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,119 Speaker 1: have to figure out how to get back to the 416 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,080 Speaker 1: correct country. You've already proven you're more than willing to 417 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:47,600 Speaker 1: cross borders illegally. Maybe that's too far, or maybe I'm 418 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,800 Speaker 1: the one who understands how to win more emails. Next 419 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,760 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real to me. Damn it, 420 00:27:55,480 --> 00:28:03,399 Speaker 1: the Turnstacks. It is the Jesse kel on a Wednesday. 421 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,919 Speaker 1: I'm officially screwed up. I don't even know what day 422 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,119 Speaker 1: it is, you know what, I'm not even gonna give 423 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 1: out the day anymore. I've now referenced it as Tuesday 424 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,479 Speaker 1: to open the show, which is incorrect. I then switched 425 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,680 Speaker 1: to Wednesday. Jewish producer Chris messed me up and said 426 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,360 Speaker 1: it was Thursday on purpose. Now I'm lost. I don't 427 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 1: know we're during the week. I know that because we're 428 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,240 Speaker 1: doing a show. So it's at some point during the 429 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 1: week what day it is, who actually knows. We will 430 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,960 Speaker 1: get to Latitia James and her legal troubles here and 431 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,879 Speaker 1: a few I want to do some emails and some 432 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,240 Speaker 1: other things. I did see this story out of the 433 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,200 Speaker 1: New York Post. The US yacht industry has been thrown 434 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:39,880 Speaker 1: into turmoil by tariffs in crew crackdowns. Quote, my client 435 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:45,400 Speaker 1: is canceling his order. You know what. I'm canceling my 436 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:50,760 Speaker 1: yacht order too, What, Chris, I decided I'm not getting 437 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:54,480 Speaker 1: my yacht anymore. I had this big one plan too. What. 438 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,440 Speaker 1: I had all these plans for it, Chris. I was 439 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,360 Speaker 1: gonna get one of those ones with a swimming pool. 440 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,120 Speaker 1: Have you seen those? I saw one the other. How 441 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,680 Speaker 1: big is it? I'm still designing it. I mean, I 442 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,840 Speaker 1: don't know. I haven't put any I haven't put a 443 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,320 Speaker 1: pen to paper yet on it. Really it's in the 444 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,720 Speaker 1: design phase. It's more in more of the design phase. 445 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,120 Speaker 1: And I've got a lot of stuff on there. I've 446 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:18,400 Speaker 1: got a cost of fortune to store it. I'll find somebody. 447 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,400 Speaker 1: How hard can it be? Look, here's what you can do. 448 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,800 Speaker 1: Haven't you ever seen the movies. Ever seen that James 449 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:29,480 Speaker 1: Bond movie Skyfall, Well, it's a sweet movie. One two 450 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,560 Speaker 1: they go to this abandoned island where there's all these 451 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,360 Speaker 1: old apartment buildings. I read something on it once. This 452 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,840 Speaker 1: is a long time ago, and I didn't do any 453 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,960 Speaker 1: research for the show, as per usual, so I can't 454 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,240 Speaker 1: come up with it. But that island is real, Like 455 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,720 Speaker 1: that wasn't just part of the movie. There's abandoned islands 456 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,680 Speaker 1: like that everywhere. You don't have to pay for storage, 457 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 1: find an abandoned island and just anchor it off of there. What, Chris, 458 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 1: how am I going to get back to the mainland. 459 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,719 Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. This is another idea I have 460 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:06,840 Speaker 1: for my yacht. I have you obviously know what jet 461 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:11,680 Speaker 1: skis are. Okay, So here's what I've got on my yacht. 462 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 1: They're these tubes almost like torpedo tubes in the front 463 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:22,920 Speaker 1: of the boat, but they're large torpedo tubes. Okay. Have 464 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,760 Speaker 1: you ever seen the little things the navy CEOs use 465 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,000 Speaker 1: when they go underwater. It's like these little underground submarines 466 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,480 Speaker 1: and things like that. You've never seen them movies? Oh yeah, 467 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,240 Speaker 1: you have? Okay, Okay, they're these little I mean, you 468 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,280 Speaker 1: can fit a couple of dudes in this thing. I'm 469 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:41,240 Speaker 1: gonna have these on my yacht and They're going to 470 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,400 Speaker 1: launch out of the front and I'm gonna take a 471 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:50,160 Speaker 1: submarine wherever I go. What what? How am I gonna 472 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,840 Speaker 1: get back? I'm not gonna just leave the submarine, man, 473 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna park the submarines. When I get back, I'm 474 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,880 Speaker 1: gonna go and get back in my No, I'm not 475 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: gonna pay docking for the submarine. It's under the water. 476 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,080 Speaker 1: I'm going to pull up to one of those. I've 477 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,800 Speaker 1: always I've always dreamt of this. I've always wanted to 478 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:14,160 Speaker 1: be on a boat and pull the boat up to 479 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,920 Speaker 1: a restaurant that's on the water. There's this place here 480 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,720 Speaker 1: in the Houston area that No, it's not top water. 481 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,800 Speaker 1: What's this place called Pier six? Pier six, It's called 482 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 1: Pier six in the Houston area. It's delicious, right, it's 483 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,520 Speaker 1: delicious anyway, what Corey, you've. 484 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:30,800 Speaker 2: Heard of it? 485 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:37,200 Speaker 1: What? What's Corey saying over there? I know it's expensive. 486 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,240 Speaker 1: I was talking to I thought I was talking to Cory, 487 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,960 Speaker 1: not Chris. I realized it's expensive. Whatever anyway. The place 488 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,520 Speaker 1: is on a pier and we've never actually taken a 489 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,120 Speaker 1: boat there. We just drive, but people take boats up 490 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,840 Speaker 1: to it. Anyway, I'm going to take my submarine. I'm 491 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:56,040 Speaker 1: going to park it underneath the water outside of a restaurant. 492 00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,600 Speaker 1: No docking fees can people can go above or below. 493 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: That's fine. When I'm done, I scuba dive back down 494 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:08,040 Speaker 1: to my submarine. Take it out to my yacht. Anyway. 495 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,120 Speaker 1: Something to think about. Loud bang and a giant fireball. 496 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:17,520 Speaker 1: A United flight returns to Denver after a rabbit strike 497 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:24,960 Speaker 1: ignites the engine during takeoff. So you know what I've 498 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:30,120 Speaker 1: said to you many many times before that I want 499 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,600 Speaker 1: you and me. I want us always to have our 500 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:38,800 Speaker 1: own minds. Don't take whatever anybody says. Anybody doesn't matter 501 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: who it is, trump me, anybody. Don't ever take it 502 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:49,720 Speaker 1: as gospel. You use your mind, think it through, figure 503 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:54,160 Speaker 1: it out if it makes sense to you. So I'm 504 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,600 Speaker 1: pretty familiar with rabbits. I used to go rabbit hunting 505 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:02,640 Speaker 1: with my dad. I've had rabbits tearing up my yard 506 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,400 Speaker 1: once and I went and got a pellet gun and 507 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,480 Speaker 1: took care of the problem. Let's just put it that way. 508 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,040 Speaker 1: So I'm very, very familiar with rabbits, Chris said, do 509 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,800 Speaker 1: they taste good? No, I've never thought rabbit meat was 510 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 1: very good, and we always had to eat it. Whenever 511 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,080 Speaker 1: my dad killed rabbits, he'd come home and we'd had 512 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,560 Speaker 1: to have rabbit stew. I never liked it. Either way, 513 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,200 Speaker 1: they don't taste good, but whatever, you can survive on them. 514 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:31,280 Speaker 1: I'm pretty familiar with rabbits. I would like to know 515 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:40,040 Speaker 1: how exactly a rabbit jumped up into a jet engine 516 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:46,959 Speaker 1: that doesn't wash, that doesn't Chris said, during takeoff? Okay, 517 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,440 Speaker 1: so is the rabbit? Does he have extra leaping ability 518 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,720 Speaker 1: during takeoff? Chris? I mean, look at I could put 519 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:58,520 Speaker 1: a hundred rabbits around a commercial airliner and they're never 520 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:03,880 Speaker 1: going to reach the nets height to get into the engine. 521 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,480 Speaker 1: That doesn't say it was rabbit lebron. Yeah, that doesn't 522 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,640 Speaker 1: make any sense, Chris, It doesn't make any sense. Uh. 523 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:14,600 Speaker 1: You know what this? Do you smell that? That smells 524 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:18,880 Speaker 1: like something that's not true? Whatever that is that's not true, 525 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,440 Speaker 1: someone's a dirty liar. And I know that because my 526 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,839 Speaker 1: chalk has my mind working super sharp. 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