1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:18,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, This is the I Am 2 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: Rappaport Stereo Podcast, live in prime time premium, prime time 3 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:35,920 Speaker 1: podcasting on a spooky, scary Halloween Wednesday. My name is 4 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: the grego Man Dingo. I wish I came up with 5 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 1: a scary name for myself, but I've had a fucking 6 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: crazy day. Um, Happy Halloween. We have a special spooky 7 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:52,639 Speaker 1: guest co host, the Young Shooter. Happy Halloween, Michael, thank you. 8 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not. I'm not. I'm a grown fucking man. 9 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 1: I don't subscribe to grown ups. I don't mind. This 10 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,440 Speaker 1: is a thing. First of all, Happy Halloween, Everybody safe Halloween. 11 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: Today on today's I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast, we have 12 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 1: Spooky Sick Fox of the Week. Ten specially picked spooky 13 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,960 Speaker 1: sick Fox of the Week. UM got some of these 14 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 1: from the sick Funk of the Week Whisper my guy Uh, 15 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: Mike Schaefer UM and O G. Paul wall Uh. He 16 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: also has been he's been pushing for the sick Funk 17 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 1: of the Week Whisper down in this dirty, dirty South. Um. 18 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,680 Speaker 1: And we have a little giveaway we're doing for the 19 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 1: five Dred episode. This is by the way the four 20 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: hundred ninety nine and a half. I am rappaports. Am 21 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,960 Speaker 1: I going to be on the five? No? Be on? 22 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: We have special guests. And when I say special special, 23 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: who is it? A true Blue o G Hall of 24 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 1: Fame hip Hopper be Real from Cypress Hill coming up. 25 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: I cannot wait to talk to be Real Cyper. So 26 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: for the five episode. But this is for four nine 27 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,600 Speaker 1: and a half on a spooky Wednesday. UM. But what 28 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,639 Speaker 1: I was gonna say is, I don't know where all 29 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 1: the listeners are. Um, But in Los Angeles, UM, there 30 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: are droves and droves of grown ups. If you want 31 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: to go to a Halloween party, I celebrate that. I 32 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: get it. Get dressed up. You want to look like 33 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:29,639 Speaker 1: a ghost or a ghoul or a vampire, fine, it's Halloween. Fine. 34 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: But but when you're out in your your Halloween costume. 35 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 1: And I was out early today and I'll explain that 36 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 1: reason why earlier later. If you want to go out 37 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: in your Halloween costume, wait till the night. Why is it? Like? 38 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 1: Why are you out at eight am, eight thirty am 39 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: walking around in a Halloween custom and you're over thirty? 40 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: Because like I saw, we saw a guy at the 41 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: bus stop who looked like you straight out of Waconda. 42 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 1: He had this African get up, but he was at 43 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: the bus stop. I don't know if you're waiting for 44 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,960 Speaker 1: the bus or you're trying to like, I don't know 45 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: what you do. He had a whole thing on. I've 46 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: seen Olivia New John from Greece. I've seen rabbits. This 47 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: is all. This is all before noon and all over 48 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,640 Speaker 1: people over thirty, and they're not at work. It's not 49 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: their work party, you're just out. You know what. I 50 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: think it has grown fucking adult. I think it has 51 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: to do with the social media age and how every 52 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 1: nobody I know, but now that you know, everyone's got 53 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 1: the photos of themselves and all that stuff. Early on 54 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 1: they start early for breakfast and and in this politically 55 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 1: correct society, you have to watch out what you dress 56 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: up as. That's very true. But Yo, Sean White dressed 57 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: up as a character from and he got a big 58 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: dressed up as the character from Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder. 59 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: Ben stillers, this is a character in a movie. And 60 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: you know what back that, Yeah, I don't think that 61 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: movie would have to be careful now because let's say 62 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 1: you dress up um as a police officer traditional Halloween 63 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 1: cos up that could Oh you know, that's been going 64 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: on forever of of you know, cowboys having a plastic 65 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: gun and and and the you can't just up as 66 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: a cowboy. You can't just as simple Jack. And you 67 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: know his catchphrase was you make me happy? Right, you 68 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 1: know that was funny in the movie. I don't think 69 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 1: we're not. I can see why that's offensive, but but 70 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: it's not like you see what I'm saying that, like 71 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 1: that's what Halloween is for, right, But you're not gonna 72 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 1: do blackface. No, you're not gonna do that. But like 73 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 1: at some point somebody will find a way to be 74 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: like yo, those vampire costumes fucked up, you know, like 75 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 1: that's like that I got rabies, got rabies from the 76 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 1: squirrel he bit her. And that reminds me of it's 77 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,160 Speaker 1: you got to be very very careful. How do we know? 78 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: How do we know that the vampire doesn't have rabies? 79 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 1: That's another good point. Yeah, so there's all like you 80 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,599 Speaker 1: know how, but I just don't know why if you're 81 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: you know, it's before noon, why are you in full regality? 82 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: I think they're going to work like you could be 83 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: past thirty right there, get on a bus, not think 84 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,080 Speaker 1: in the streets. Yeah, that's weird. You look look nuts. 85 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 1: It's it's a thirty or maybe put your Austin wan 86 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: at work or do you just want to so that's 87 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,720 Speaker 1: you've been clearly but you're bothered by this today. I'm 88 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 1: bothered by everything. Dean UM. I have, uh, the first 89 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 1: UM ever diagnosed case of podcast elbow. I can I 90 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: ask you about that podcast because evil you haven't really 91 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: talked too much about it. But I'm seeing you and 92 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: and You've got short sleeves on, and your elbow looks 93 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,720 Speaker 1: like a fucking balloon, and I'm just wondering why you're 94 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 1: not hiding it. You're not, You're not because it's if 95 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 1: it was assist it was like I had so so 96 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 1: just for the visual at home, And I'm gonna post 97 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 1: a picture with this. My elbow is about half the 98 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: size of a of a tennis ball, like like someone 99 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 1: clubbed your elbow, just your elbow. And this has been 100 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 1: going on for three days. I've been toughing it out, 101 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 1: and then two days ago I was like, this really hurts. 102 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,599 Speaker 1: And then last night I literally almost went to the 103 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: motherfucking emergency room. And then this morning I went straight 104 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,719 Speaker 1: to my doctor. They give you the runaround. One of 105 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: my doctors is like, uh, he's a big, big, big 106 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: cock swinging, star fucking doctor. I'm not gonna give his name, 107 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 1: but like, you know, he star fucked me this morning, like, oh, 108 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: we can't get you. I'm like, yo, I'm almost an 109 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 1: emergency room status. And then the ladies on him, like 110 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: can I speak to the doctor. Oh, he's seeing a client, 111 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,799 Speaker 1: not a patient. They didn't think it was that start 112 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: a patient a client, he got a client, you got 113 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 1: a client. He could have just said, look, it's just 114 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: growing pains and your I mean, does this growing pains 115 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,480 Speaker 1: the growing pains up? Yeah, that looks fucked up. So 116 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,119 Speaker 1: so I went to the doctor. I went and gotten 117 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 1: so my my internist who never fails me, my guy, 118 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,279 Speaker 1: Dr Louis Fishman, took an X ray. He said, you 119 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 1: have a bone spur and it's infected. I have surgery 120 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,760 Speaker 1: on this puppy. In two thousand seven, I was actually 121 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 1: playing basketball with that singer, you know, the singer Robin Thick. 122 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:49,280 Speaker 1: Shout out to Robin Thick, shout out to two thousand seven. Yeah, um, 123 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 1: Wise two thousand seven. I just figured you talked about 124 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,840 Speaker 1: the past and Robin Dick's actually a pretty good basketball player. 125 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 1: But I literally had to stop. I was in that 126 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 1: much pain. I had a minor surgery. Fine, I don't 127 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: know what the fun is going on, but I went 128 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 1: to the doctor. I'm on an antibiotic now to bring 129 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 1: the the inflammation down. I'm sure plenty of the premium 130 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 1: podcast subscribers are gonna say, don't do that. Do this. 131 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: My mom was like acupuncture. I said, Mom, when you're 132 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,720 Speaker 1: in like severe like I'm going to go to the 133 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 1: emergency room pain, I'm not going to acupunt. That's like, 134 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 1: hey you, that's like I got a little soreness in 135 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: my hip and not for like that's not gonna help, right, 136 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: Like I have chlamydia. Let's say I have chlamydia, Like 137 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: you should go do accupant. I need the fucking pill 138 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,800 Speaker 1: to wipen this puppy. My dick is dripping green fluid. 139 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 1: I think is not gonna know We're good. I don't 140 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 1: need any vegan diets. But for your case, I think 141 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,600 Speaker 1: that you could use this to your advantage. It's Halloween. 142 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 1: You kind of have like an elephant tight like the 143 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,480 Speaker 1: elephant man Elephant Titus of the you can have podcast, 144 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: you can call it podcast. I don't think it has 145 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: anything to do with you podcasting. And I think your 146 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: elbow just got fucked but but it I wouldn't. I 147 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: had to eat in front of you and then just yeah, 148 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: but you're acting like I have swelling on my elbow, 149 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:04,120 Speaker 1: but you're acting like to sist. It's hard to see 150 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: it from my angle. It's fucked up. Yeah, it looks 151 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 1: like a fucking like a giant egg. I'm gonna post 152 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 1: a little video only for premium subscribers because this is 153 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 1: not to be seen by everybody. This looks fucked up. 154 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 1: Do you handle that? After I leave with the podcast? Okay, 155 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 1: Um Kukie, Candice owens Um and Crazy Kanye West have 156 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 1: seemingly broken up. Now just so you know, before Kanye 157 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:33,120 Speaker 1: West went on Saturday Night Live and did his whole 158 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,840 Speaker 1: you know, uh spiel, he had went on a Chicago 159 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,560 Speaker 1: radio station and he he had you know, he had 160 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: apologized for all the things he said and all that stuff. 161 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 1: So so he's made these sort of like I'm not 162 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 1: talking about this stuff anymore and apologies before people are 163 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,839 Speaker 1: forgetting that one, because when he did it on the 164 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,080 Speaker 1: radio station, it didn't get as much shine. Then of 165 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 1: course he went on Saturday Live, and I wanted to 166 00:08:54,559 --> 00:09:01,720 Speaker 1: say this anybody, anytime, anyone in your life, in your world, Uh, 167 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,640 Speaker 1: if you're walking in front of a seven eleven, anybody 168 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:08,959 Speaker 1: who claims themselves to be a superhero, that's a version 169 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,920 Speaker 1: of a Jesus complex. Kanye West said, I put this 170 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,200 Speaker 1: hat on. I am like a fucking super superhero. I 171 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 1: get my superpowers. Candice Owens, who's blacked me on social media, kookie, 172 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:26,480 Speaker 1: Candace Owens. She said, my fellow superhero Kanye West. They 173 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 1: think they're superheroes because they're trapping for the Republican Party. 174 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 1: But he's not anymore because he condemned it and he 175 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,079 Speaker 1: was used. He wants, he wants to be creative. But 176 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,480 Speaker 1: I don't know why he makes these big statements. Homie. 177 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: If you were just used, you are a sucker. If 178 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,520 Speaker 1: you feel like you were just used and everyone saw 179 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,559 Speaker 1: it coming, you're a sucker. You're you're you're not gonna 180 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:52,000 Speaker 1: buy back people's faith. Like at this point, it's just like, oh, 181 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 1: this guy's nuts. But but is he doing that? Like 182 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,960 Speaker 1: I know he went to Africa. Put it this way. 183 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 1: After Saturday Live, the whole thing was said life. He 184 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 1: went to Africa, he pulled out Dave Chappelle. Even Africa 185 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,880 Speaker 1: couldn't save Kanye West. You know, he went to Africa. 186 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,920 Speaker 1: He was in that nice even if Africa couldn't get 187 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,800 Speaker 1: Kanye West, get him, get him right. So finally said, 188 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 1: I I using you know what I say? Why say 189 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,760 Speaker 1: it all? Just fucking do exactly. Just be creative, because 190 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 1: make some music, put some bangers out. Just just shut up. 191 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,360 Speaker 1: You don't. You don't hear Steve when Steve Jobs like 192 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,719 Speaker 1: he wasn't listen, guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna do something 193 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:34,800 Speaker 1: really big. It's I'm telling you. It's that grandiosity God 194 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:38,800 Speaker 1: complex and him and that Cookie ask Candice Owens. They 195 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:42,760 Speaker 1: think like, you know, we're rebels, we're superheroes. Were we're 196 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,440 Speaker 1: so brave, we're trapping, we're shilling for the Republican Party, 197 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,040 Speaker 1: and one day we're gonna be looked upon in history. 198 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,559 Speaker 1: You're you're not thinking like we're special, we we know something. 199 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:56,679 Speaker 1: Everybody else's No, No, you don't, you're Cookie. Candacewans. You 200 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,760 Speaker 1: blocked me on Twitter she didn't block me, so I 201 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 1: can maybe get in there if you want. I mean, 202 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:05,160 Speaker 1: you could look at my account, Mr Morris, get at 203 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,720 Speaker 1: her Man. You need to come up with a dope. 204 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,559 Speaker 1: Cookie Candice O One's post. He sees it. Cookie Candice, Yeah, 205 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:14,079 Speaker 1: she sees it. But just just know that anytime someone 206 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:18,040 Speaker 1: starts kicking that I'm a superhero. I see I did 207 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 1: a really good small movie called Special that was great, 208 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,079 Speaker 1: and you know I'm that's when I'm a big fan 209 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:26,160 Speaker 1: of the movie. The character, so he was a superhero. 210 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:30,080 Speaker 1: He was also on drugs exactly right, exactly So when 211 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,120 Speaker 1: you're either on drugs, you have mental illness or something, 212 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,480 Speaker 1: but he was. He was going through a mental or 213 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,080 Speaker 1: you're either fucking on drugs, you have mental illness, or 214 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:40,319 Speaker 1: you're actually a superhero. Those are the three things. But 215 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 1: you're superheroes, they don't. They're not like I'm a fucking 216 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:48,280 Speaker 1: sire the Castle. He was just saving people. He's just 217 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 1: stopping fire Superman. He didn't tell everyone the bats are 218 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,679 Speaker 1: in his fucking house, like he's just that's bragging about it. 219 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,520 Speaker 1: It just is what it is, exactly. So if it's 220 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,160 Speaker 1: a person saying they're a superhero, and they're bragging about it. 221 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,800 Speaker 1: They're not a super You're they're off there fucking tree. 222 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,959 Speaker 1: But if Kanye called you right now and said, Yo, 223 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,080 Speaker 1: rap I want to get on the podcast. By the way, 224 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,959 Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of the podst I'd be like, Yo, 225 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,679 Speaker 1: come down here, and I would be like, Yo, what 226 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:15,440 Speaker 1: the funk? I would listen if him, Scaramucci, any of 227 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:19,160 Speaker 1: these freaks, They're like, I'm gonna be respectful for them. 228 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,719 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna try to be disrespectful, but I'm gonna ask, like, Yo, 229 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,040 Speaker 1: what's up Duke? Like are you on medication? You're not 230 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,240 Speaker 1: on where's your white fat? But he's gonna there's gonna 231 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 1: be a whole long thing like you're not. You're gonna 232 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,960 Speaker 1: get another charlotma made interview. You're gonna get like a 233 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 1: fucking sit down three, like a Sway, you know, funk 234 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,240 Speaker 1: with Sway. Because he started talking you don't have all 235 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: the answers, right, but he started talking at bullshit the Sway, 236 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 1: so it was like we could cut all this off, 237 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,760 Speaker 1: that's right, turn the mics off. And he did that before. 238 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,079 Speaker 1: It was fucking cool. That was like two years ago. 239 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,040 Speaker 1: I think we could we could turn all the mics 240 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,360 Speaker 1: off and get it popping. Because Kanye said, how right? 241 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,600 Speaker 1: How And he started talking out of the side of 242 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:59,920 Speaker 1: his mouth, and obviously Kim, Chloe, Kylie Man fucking moving. 243 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 1: None of them are talking out the side. None of 244 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,760 Speaker 1: them are saying, you know, we could shute you notice 245 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,959 Speaker 1: they're not saying ship They're they're still just and none. 246 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,959 Speaker 1: They're gonna be like, they're like, oh, he's crazy. He's 247 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 1: still you know, he gets so angry sways like what 248 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 1: what's good? Yeah, they're like, oh, that's Kanye being Kanye 249 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,559 Speaker 1: and and any and a normal person, Like the fun 250 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,200 Speaker 1: are you talking about? I say, get the straight I 251 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,560 Speaker 1: say get the straight jacket out. You never hear about 252 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: the straight jackets anymore. I say, get him out. Bellevue's 253 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,760 Speaker 1: is not a good hospital. Yeah, that's the that's the 254 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 1: prototypical hospital in New York City. Was really like he 255 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,800 Speaker 1: had a good sense of humor and he did get 256 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:45,400 Speaker 1: he'd do it and should be called ill. That's are 257 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,480 Speaker 1: on record right here, So if it does come out 258 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,120 Speaker 1: where he's naming it one fifty, you heard it right 259 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,439 Speaker 1: here on the iron Wraparts eighteen that's the Heartbreaks and 260 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:59,960 Speaker 1: eight that's dope. That would mean like the cover of 261 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:05,480 Speaker 1: album is Bellevue, that's it. That's like maybe Kanye is 262 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,320 Speaker 1: in one of the windows. Maybe he's knocking around. There's 263 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,199 Speaker 1: like two different additions to it. Anyway, Yes, so we'll 264 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,200 Speaker 1: talk about that after. But um so, so we are 265 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 1: going to get to the Spooky Sick Fox of the Week. Um, 266 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,520 Speaker 1: and it's a Halloween edition and they've been hand picked, 267 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: They've been hand Um what does it say like when 268 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,920 Speaker 1: it's been curated? Yes, you you curated. These are curated 269 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Speaker 1: Halloween Spooky six Fox the Week. Um. I wanted to 270 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,920 Speaker 1: This isn't really something for you, Dean. This is more 271 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 1: for the fans. But you you follow basketball a little bit, 272 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,480 Speaker 1: you get into the playoffs. You're a Clipper guy. I'm not. 273 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:41,600 Speaker 1: I'm Lakers now because okay, um, the other night, uh, 274 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:46,880 Speaker 1: Clay Thompson on the Golden State Warriors, who when we 275 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 1: were at the practice, what did we see after practice? 276 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,200 Speaker 1: What did we watch him do after practice when everyone 277 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,200 Speaker 1: was excused from class. Remember he was at the other 278 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 1: end of the court. He went to go take a ship. No, 279 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,960 Speaker 1: that was before Okay, what did he do at the 280 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,680 Speaker 1: end of practice? You don't remember what. We watched him 281 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,680 Speaker 1: with our own fucking eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, he 282 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: was working out on the other end of the thing. 283 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,040 Speaker 1: He was there for hours with a trainer's like an 284 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,360 Speaker 1: hour and a half, I would say an hour and a 285 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,120 Speaker 1: a half to two just him with two ball boys, 286 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:18,240 Speaker 1: no one else. Everyone shooting drills, shooting drills, shooting. He's 287 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,400 Speaker 1: still fucking going like like he puts that work. And 288 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 1: there's no video cameras, there's no Instagram, there's no nothing. 289 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: We we we saw him do it with our own eyes. 290 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:32,239 Speaker 1: The other night. Uh, in Chicago, Clay Thompson scored fourteen 291 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,440 Speaker 1: three pointers in one game and he barely played and 292 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,360 Speaker 1: it was like in three quarters and and people are 293 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,840 Speaker 1: going crazy, as they should. I have a new nickname 294 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,040 Speaker 1: for Clay Thompson. He doesn't have a nickname. He makes 295 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:50,840 Speaker 1: no fuss. Jimmy Butler very good player, Uh, big fuss. 296 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,040 Speaker 1: You always hear a big fuss with him. Plenty of 297 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,200 Speaker 1: players in the NBA, they'd make a big fucking fuss. 298 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:59,680 Speaker 1: Never hear anything about Clayson the way he scores and 299 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: the minimalistic style that he scores with. The uh not 300 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 1: a lot of dribbling. Uh, not a lot of hoop 301 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:12,080 Speaker 1: la uh. It's just I call him he's a minimalistic score. 302 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:16,239 Speaker 1: My new nickname for Clay Thompson is feng Shui Clay. 303 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 1: He's like a feng Shui basketball fungi because everything is organized, 304 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 1: it's minimal. Things are the only things that are there 305 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 1: are just the things that you need to be there. 306 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 1: There's not any extra dribbles, extra spins, extra shenanigans. It's 307 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,040 Speaker 1: feng Shui basketball. It's like a minimalistic painter. And I 308 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:41,800 Speaker 1: think that as good as this um, this this accomplishment 309 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 1: of the fourteen uh three pointers that he made, I 310 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,800 Speaker 1: think that when he scored and this is real. In 311 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:54,680 Speaker 1: two thousand and sixteen, he scored sixty points with only 312 00:16:54,800 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 1: eleven dribbles. He he dribbled the ball leven time, and 313 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 1: he scored sixty points with a total of fifty two touches. 314 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:08,200 Speaker 1: Sixty fucking points with the Levin dribbles. That's fung Schwa, 315 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:14,399 Speaker 1: feng Shway, minimalistic scoring, in my opinion, sixty points with 316 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,200 Speaker 1: the Levin dribbles. This is my opinion, and I want 317 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 1: to hear what other people think is even more impressive. 318 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,879 Speaker 1: Then Wilt Chamberlain's a hundred points. I don't know that's blasphemy. 319 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,639 Speaker 1: It's a hundred points. I said, how many times do 320 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,480 Speaker 1: you think fucking Will Chamberlain dribbles? How many shots did 321 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,640 Speaker 1: he take? Leave it up to the fans. I mean, 322 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:36,119 Speaker 1: it's a polarizing question. So, um, but I think Clay 323 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,240 Speaker 1: Thompson is a fucking sniper. I think that he he doesn't, 324 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,919 Speaker 1: like you said, he doesn't dribble. He just throws it 325 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 1: in the air and boom. You know that ship's going 326 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,679 Speaker 1: in crazy. Well, you can't call him sniper because they 327 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 1: actually they all that, they actually but they call but 328 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:53,680 Speaker 1: they call Kevin Durant's nickname is easy money. Snipers call 329 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,800 Speaker 1: from Katie and and we know Katie and I never instagram. 330 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,280 Speaker 1: Look on his Instagram. We don't fact check look on 331 00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:05,000 Speaker 1: his Instagram Instagram. Okay, fuck man, you can't call Klay 332 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,439 Speaker 1: Thompson sniper because the two guys between you and I 333 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,840 Speaker 1: wasn't like making a statement. In my opinion, the Klay 334 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 1: Thompson sixty points with eleven dribbles is even more impressive 335 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,480 Speaker 1: than Kevin Kobe Bryant's eighty one. On his last game, 336 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 1: he scored sixties last. I just think that when you 337 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,760 Speaker 1: when you think about the the way that you score 338 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,240 Speaker 1: sixty points with only eleven dribbles, I don't think you 339 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 1: could compare that to Pete Marverick scored like sixty Jordans 340 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,200 Speaker 1: scored sixty nine a couple of times. That kid Devin 341 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:37,480 Speaker 1: Booker scored seven eleven dribbles. Eleven dribbles. That's where you 342 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,480 Speaker 1: separate the boys from the man. That's the minimalistic funk 343 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,680 Speaker 1: fun or feng shui. I think it's fun Clay. We 344 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:49,040 Speaker 1: could even say I think it's fairst um. But but nonetheless, 345 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:53,159 Speaker 1: the Golden State Warriors are they're not fucking around. Uh. 346 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,320 Speaker 1: And you know Els is surprisingly you're not working around. 347 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 1: The Sacramento Kings are not sucking around. Uh. The Houston 348 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 1: Rockets are all fucked up in the game. The goal 349 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,800 Speaker 1: of Cleveland Cavaliers, um, they finally won their first game. 350 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,000 Speaker 1: And the Lakers, let's just say they just haven't figured 351 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:14,160 Speaker 1: it out. But this isn't about basketball, m this isn't 352 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:19,040 Speaker 1: about the records. This is about Halloween. This is about spooky, 353 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,520 Speaker 1: spooky Halloween. I'm surprised that this is such a themed 354 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,080 Speaker 1: episode for coming from someone who doesn't funk with people 355 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,240 Speaker 1: that dress up on Halloween. But I do funk with 356 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,520 Speaker 1: six Fox of the Week, okay, because and and no 357 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 1: other holiday. Lets you really indulge the six Fox of 358 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,240 Speaker 1: the Week than Halloween, because you're gonna get the craziest 359 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,920 Speaker 1: ones coming out on Halloween, curated crazy. Because I know 360 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,840 Speaker 1: how you feel about birthdays, and when it's my birthday, 361 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,280 Speaker 1: you go, it's your fucking birthday. We're celebrating that again 362 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,000 Speaker 1: this year because it's like it's a birthday, but you're 363 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,680 Speaker 1: twenty nine next year, right, I am twenty nine? Like okay, 364 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,840 Speaker 1: but like, why is that like twenty nine and I'm 365 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,440 Speaker 1: celebrating my birthday? And oh I can't wait for Halloween? Okay, 366 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,240 Speaker 1: So why did we make like a huge thing of 367 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,080 Speaker 1: your forty eight and we're gonna make a big thing 368 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,359 Speaker 1: at the forty nine. Were gonna ignore forty nine? I 369 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: don't like forty was like everybody, here's a photo. I mean, 370 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,160 Speaker 1: you woke up, I think six am. I tell people 371 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,199 Speaker 1: it's my birthday. Not only that you wake up, I 372 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,719 Speaker 1: think six am, and you post a baby photo of yourself. Guys, 373 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:17,119 Speaker 1: it's my fucking day. It's my birth celebrate, celebrate me. 374 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,879 Speaker 1: On the other end of the spectrum, it's like a 375 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,680 Speaker 1: fucking it's bizarre. It's my birthday, absolutely absolutely, I don't 376 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,000 Speaker 1: know how that works. Let you do your your themed 377 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,439 Speaker 1: Halloween episode. Go ohay, okay, but are you ready to 378 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,879 Speaker 1: get into I'm ready. I'm ready to judge these fuckers. 379 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 1: All right, here we go. This is the Halloween Top 380 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:40,040 Speaker 1: ten Spooky sick Fox of the Week. This award is earned, 381 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,879 Speaker 1: not given. It's called the sick fucking a Week. This 382 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,800 Speaker 1: guy is really sick. Lock him up? How could you 383 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:51,240 Speaker 1: do it? Don't let him out? Damn the door? You 384 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,920 Speaker 1: want the door? Why would you fuck the dog? Why 385 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,840 Speaker 1: would you fuck your girlfriend's dog? What? Sick fuck? The 386 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 1: sick funk the Week. It's earned, earned, not giving. You 387 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:14,000 Speaker 1: did what? No? No, no, yes, yes yes. The sick 388 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,240 Speaker 1: Funk of the Weeks an award that's earned, not given, earned, 389 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,240 Speaker 1: but not given. You're listening to the sick Funk of 390 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:24,160 Speaker 1: the Week theme song I have gotten about I'd say 391 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:30,160 Speaker 1: eight to ten requests for this guy. A twenty seven 392 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,439 Speaker 1: year old man actually an eighteen year old bronx man, 393 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:41,080 Speaker 1: was photographed on the New York City Train. The two 394 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: train in New York City. Um, right there at Rockefeller Center. 395 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,760 Speaker 1: Even if you've never been to New York, you've heard 396 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:51,720 Speaker 1: of Rockefeller Center. Of course, this, this sick fuck, his 397 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:58,200 Speaker 1: name is Abraham Mencent, eighteen years old, was on the train. Um. 398 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,240 Speaker 1: Subway riders were complaining, they were, they were, they were 399 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,120 Speaker 1: making a big to do because they caught eighteen year 400 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,879 Speaker 1: old Abraham whatever the fund his last name is, who's 401 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,880 Speaker 1: just growing a mustache, jerking off on the train. They 402 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,440 Speaker 1: caught a picture of him, they posted it, and this 403 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:20,040 Speaker 1: sick fuck turned himself in good. He knew that this 404 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,239 Speaker 1: ship was gonna remember the guy on the plane who 405 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,840 Speaker 1: was pe and this guy, this guy in this day 406 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,400 Speaker 1: and age of the internet, I got eight requests myself. 407 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,600 Speaker 1: I got eight people said this is the sick funk 408 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 1: of the week. His inox, Imagine his inbox. Imagine when 409 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:39,560 Speaker 1: his mother saw that. His mother said, he's eighteen. He's 410 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,359 Speaker 1: either got a mother or a father. But when you 411 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,439 Speaker 1: look at him in the eyes, I don't want to 412 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,639 Speaker 1: look him in yet. But when you do. In this picture, 413 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 1: who was who was he jerking it too? Was he 414 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,480 Speaker 1: looking into a particular and he had his backpack a 415 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,080 Speaker 1: lot of them. They jerked it under their backpack, as 416 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,520 Speaker 1: if people aren't gonna know, like I'm I'm I'm choking 417 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,760 Speaker 1: my chicken under my backpack. We know what you're doing. 418 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,359 Speaker 1: It's so bizarre to me, though. It's like, go home. 419 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,640 Speaker 1: You could fucking sprawl out like a pig on your bed, 420 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,360 Speaker 1: put the music and put some candles on. Look at 421 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,440 Speaker 1: any fucking website you can dream of why you got 422 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,200 Speaker 1: to do this ship in public there. It's not even 423 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,600 Speaker 1: like you're jerking ato some topless girl that's standing in 424 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 1: front of you or whatever. It's like, I don't understand 425 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:22,040 Speaker 1: that ship. And you're eighteen, bro, stick with the internet. 426 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,159 Speaker 1: And he turned himself in and good. You know what 427 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,520 Speaker 1: My theory is when you're spending Halloween and the Who's scout? What? 428 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,440 Speaker 1: What's the who scout? Your prison? Okay? And everybody knows 429 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,960 Speaker 1: your face like his face is plastered all over the place, 430 00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:39,240 Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. And when you're named Ibraheim and not Abraham, 431 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,480 Speaker 1: we have a fucking him. You're confusing him. And I 432 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: think that that might have led to I'm not making excuses, 433 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:47,600 Speaker 1: but anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and say that's a 434 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 1: sick fuck yes, Um, this was caught on video. Look 435 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,119 Speaker 1: it up if you don't believe me. It's so bugged out. 436 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,840 Speaker 1: It's so bugged out. We we talked about this before, 437 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:04,480 Speaker 1: but the mother of the kids in St. Louis, surveillance 438 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:09,920 Speaker 1: and iPad footage caught a teacher in a daycare facility 439 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:15,040 Speaker 1: giving st giving four year old boxing gloves to have 440 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,119 Speaker 1: their own fight club. The bad kids would have to 441 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,560 Speaker 1: fight each other, and the teachers were cheering it up. 442 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,200 Speaker 1: But I mean not like cute. They were like literally 443 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,680 Speaker 1: like with with boxings, beat the ship out of each 444 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,119 Speaker 1: other four year old. The teacher would sit there and 445 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,119 Speaker 1: laugh and cheer them on. How do you know that 446 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 1: she's laughing. It's in the video. You see a video, 447 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,439 Speaker 1: it's and it's not like some grainy phone. Okay, but 448 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,080 Speaker 1: did she just stumble upon this the great fight club? 449 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,720 Speaker 1: Like she just about it and nothing was being done. 450 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,960 Speaker 1: So now she's she's saying the authorities in St. Louis 451 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,199 Speaker 1: haven't acted, so she's gonna sue them. She's calling it 452 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,600 Speaker 1: a four year old fight club. Four year old fight club. 453 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,680 Speaker 1: So so the sick fucking this case is the teachers 454 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,440 Speaker 1: who's setting this up imagine you you send your kids 455 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,119 Speaker 1: to to daycare and they're in there shooting joints, right, 456 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,919 Speaker 1: So it's like it's like, I go to complain to 457 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,520 Speaker 1: the teacher. Hey, Mrs Mrs uh Nydale, I am this 458 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,240 Speaker 1: kid over here. He called me. He called me a 459 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:14,520 Speaker 1: bad name. Here's your fucking boxing gloves. Go kick his ass. Yeah, 460 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,320 Speaker 1: I mean kind of kind of think that's kind of 461 00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,800 Speaker 1: good theoretically, but when you see it. Yeah, when you 462 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,439 Speaker 1: see it, it's like, no, you're sick. And it's a 463 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,199 Speaker 1: woman who's doing yes and she's cheering them on. I 464 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,640 Speaker 1: don't get that. I don't get that. And the other 465 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,600 Speaker 1: kids are crying and ship because we're like, we're their 466 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,560 Speaker 1: friends getting beat up by their other friends. I'm not 467 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,679 Speaker 1: gonna lie. I started a fight club in about sixth grade. 468 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,880 Speaker 1: I was this was my favorite movie all time. When 469 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,760 Speaker 1: I came across the started to fight. No bullshit, no bullshit. 470 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,200 Speaker 1: So I started a fight club. Um, I had well 471 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,959 Speaker 1: to all over my body because everyone that I started 472 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,840 Speaker 1: with would beat the ship out of me. We wouldn't 473 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,280 Speaker 1: hit each other in the face. But at the Playboy 474 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 1: Mansion we had taken one of the rooms. Um, this 475 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,440 Speaker 1: was on spring break at the Playboy mansion back way 476 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,679 Speaker 1: back when, about two thousand to two thousand three. I 477 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,480 Speaker 1: was twelve, and we had just seen this movie Club 478 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:02,800 Speaker 1: with Rabbit and Norton, and that was like the fucking 479 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,800 Speaker 1: So we would take this bedroom and we would invite 480 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,400 Speaker 1: some of our friends over and we would do fight Club. 481 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,800 Speaker 1: No boxing gloves. We would just hit each other on 482 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,040 Speaker 1: the but nothing in the face. Nothing in the face. 483 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,639 Speaker 1: But there is a scene if you're familiar with Fight Club, 484 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,880 Speaker 1: where Brad Pitt takes some acid and he and he 485 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,680 Speaker 1: burns Edward Norton. He says, just take the pain, and 486 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,119 Speaker 1: take the pain, and he's going crazy. Now, we figured 487 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,200 Speaker 1: out a way when we were about thirteen to take 488 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,159 Speaker 1: a cube of ice and pour salt on top of 489 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,480 Speaker 1: the ice and then hold it. And if you take 490 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,640 Speaker 1: a block of ice and salt and you hold it, 491 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,240 Speaker 1: that that is essentially the same thing. So we would 492 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,520 Speaker 1: experiment with that and we would show up to school 493 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 1: with these fucking acid burns and anyway that we didn't 494 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,399 Speaker 1: we couldn't watch that movie for a little bit, but 495 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,399 Speaker 1: we would were like they didn't know. They were like, 496 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,320 Speaker 1: what the fuck, you're not going to Billy's house. You're 497 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 1: coming back with fucking black eyes anyway. I think it's 498 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,399 Speaker 1: terrible to do this for four year olds. Um, this 499 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,159 Speaker 1: next sick fuck. A few people also sent this sin 500 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,119 Speaker 1: more than one. That's a few. A couple is to 501 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,880 Speaker 1: a few. Is more than a few. Is is more 502 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,880 Speaker 1: than two? More than two? Um A sick fucking South 503 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,960 Speaker 1: Carolina was sentenced to twelve years in prison. He and 504 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:20,520 Speaker 1: his girlfriend Seth Aaron Flurry of Simpsonville, South Carolina. They 505 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,919 Speaker 1: had broken up. They'd argue they had a toxic relationship, 506 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: they had a toxic environment. Um, this guy doesn't look 507 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:32,680 Speaker 1: necessarily like your conventional sick fuck. Um those are always 508 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,159 Speaker 1: the sickest. Um. Well, him and his girlfriend, Kayla Hayes 509 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,000 Speaker 1: had broken up. They were arguing a lot. He said, well, 510 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,400 Speaker 1: can I just give you a kiss goodbye? She let 511 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,160 Speaker 1: him give her a kiss goodbye. While he was kissing her, 512 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,600 Speaker 1: he uh. She attempted to pull away, and he bit 513 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:55,440 Speaker 1: through and off her top lip. Her top lip was amputated. 514 00:27:55,680 --> 00:28:00,920 Speaker 1: Oh fuck that. He was sentenced to twelve years in prison. Um, 515 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,280 Speaker 1: I think you're gonna have a cellmate who's probably gonna 516 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:08,399 Speaker 1: bite you. Think he's gonna bite that dick off. I 517 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,959 Speaker 1: think your cellmate's not even gonna go for the lip. 518 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 1: I think he's gonna go right for the fucking dick. 519 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,440 Speaker 1: And let me tell you you deserve twelve You deserve 520 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,840 Speaker 1: twelve years from fighting that fucking You're not three. You're 521 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,560 Speaker 1: not like playing like I'm teething. You're not You're not 522 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 1: doing it. It's not a little nibble on the ear, 523 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,840 Speaker 1: you nibble on that lip a little bit. You're you're 524 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:33,919 Speaker 1: You're a fucking dog. Twelve years animal. Um. This guy 525 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:40,480 Speaker 1: looks every single little bit like a sick fuck. Guy's 526 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:47,440 Speaker 1: name is Stanley Joscelyn, fifty years old, has potentially the 527 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,400 Speaker 1: poster boy for six Funk of the Year. You know, 528 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,800 Speaker 1: we're really thinking about doing the sick fuck of the 529 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,000 Speaker 1: Week calendar next year. Would do like the sick Funk 530 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 1: of the month, you know, like how do you do 531 00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 1: Employees of the Month? And yeah, you you like a 532 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,560 Speaker 1: nice and good idea, because that way we could we 533 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,760 Speaker 1: could zero in and keep people involved all all year 534 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,000 Speaker 1: because coming up in December, um is the obviously the 535 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,160 Speaker 1: sick funk of the year. But if we break it 536 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 1: down to six Fox of the Week, and then we 537 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,920 Speaker 1: do at the end of every month sick Funk of 538 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,920 Speaker 1: the Month. And you know what you could even do. 539 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,560 Speaker 1: Then you have the top twelve. You could do the 540 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,920 Speaker 1: top twelve, and you could even do like an awards 541 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,920 Speaker 1: ceremony for the year and go you voted. It's like 542 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,800 Speaker 1: the oscars of the sick Fox good idea, Like like 543 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:30,280 Speaker 1: best category for dog fucker. You break it into that 544 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:34,840 Speaker 1: good category because I think there's so many different the 545 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,520 Speaker 1: best wild animal fuck, abusive relationship with your spouse, if 546 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,000 Speaker 1: you bit their fun, sick funk of the best best 547 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,080 Speaker 1: sick funk of the month, in best fun of the 548 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,520 Speaker 1: year from Florida. You could do categories of Florida. Um, 549 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,440 Speaker 1: but I think that could be like a nice oscar type. 550 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:54,800 Speaker 1: We could figure that out. Idea for Stanley Joscelyn will 551 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,600 Speaker 1: definitely be on the poster and definitely just his looks alone, 552 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,880 Speaker 1: even if he never did anything that could get you 553 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,880 Speaker 1: also went to the awards ceremony. And then we can 554 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,640 Speaker 1: have six Fox who are you? We could have six 555 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,120 Speaker 1: fox who actually aren't sick Fox but look like sick fox, 556 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:14,800 Speaker 1: right and okay, um, This guy in Utah from Mill Creek, Utah, Um. 557 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,640 Speaker 1: He he lost his temper with his girlfriend. He he 558 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:24,800 Speaker 1: uh didn't like his his girlfriend's dinner. Um, and he 559 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,920 Speaker 1: made him dinner. She made him dinner. She hit um 560 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:33,479 Speaker 1: his girlfriends he hit his girlfriend's dog with a hammer 561 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,720 Speaker 1: Jesus um and and and apparently the dog had had 562 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,280 Speaker 1: had tried to steal the meal off of his plate. 563 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: So instead of saying no whiskers or no angel, he 564 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,400 Speaker 1: hit the dog with a hammer. That's fucking terrible. YEA, 565 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,920 Speaker 1: So this cocksucker was arrested. Um, his charges are pending. 566 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 1: Um definitely fuck him. And you know what, you should 567 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,840 Speaker 1: fucking be so so lucky that the dog wanted to 568 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,360 Speaker 1: eat that pilot ship meal that you cook for your girlfriend. 569 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,440 Speaker 1: She didn't want it. What the fund did the dog 570 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,320 Speaker 1: have to do with it? He was taking it off 571 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,080 Speaker 1: your fucking hand. The dog, the dog was injured severely, 572 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:15,120 Speaker 1: underwent surgery, and unfortunately, uh died. Fun This guy, this 573 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 1: guy's name is Stanley. Stanley Jocelyn. And let me tell 574 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,880 Speaker 1: you something, Michael, there's very few people on the sick 575 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,040 Speaker 1: Funk of the Week. We're After this show is over, 576 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,920 Speaker 1: I go home and I like to do a little 577 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,520 Speaker 1: of my own research. Stanley, I'll be doing some research 578 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,560 Speaker 1: on you. We're gonna we're gonna find those phone numbers 579 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,280 Speaker 1: and all that him on the same game. But I 580 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,640 Speaker 1: think we'll do that. I think we'll do that. We 581 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,320 Speaker 1: got a contestant who's next on the on the sick list. 582 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:45,280 Speaker 1: A naked man broke into a aquarium which zoo in Toronto, 583 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:51,880 Speaker 1: interesting at night, went into the aquarium with sharks, but 584 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:57,800 Speaker 1: ass naked videotaped themselves swimming with the sharks nude. He's 585 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,640 Speaker 1: missing teeth and he also has gold teeth, So he's 586 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 1: missing teeth and he's got a couple of gold teeth, 587 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,880 Speaker 1: so instead of putting in some new teeth, he put 588 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,960 Speaker 1: in gold teeth in replacement of the teeth that were 589 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,720 Speaker 1: no longer there. Swimming with actual sharks like medium side sharks, 590 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,800 Speaker 1: but asked naked at Ripley's Aquarium in Toronto. Shout out 591 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,160 Speaker 1: to the entire Toronto wrap a pack all the iron 592 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:24,880 Speaker 1: rapports fans in Toronto, find this sick fuck. Arrest this 593 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,680 Speaker 1: sick fuck. He's lucky he didn't get his fucking pecker 594 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,080 Speaker 1: bit off by the sharks. So is this something? This 595 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,080 Speaker 1: has got to be an attention cloud seeking. I mean, 596 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,160 Speaker 1: you don't just go in there but ass naked swim 597 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,800 Speaker 1: with the sharks, and you did it on video. So 598 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,040 Speaker 1: is he doing this to get attentionally? When the police 599 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,640 Speaker 1: and security came, he wouldn't get out. He started doing 600 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,840 Speaker 1: backflips into the pool. If you think that this is 601 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,200 Speaker 1: a whole I don't know. I mean, look, he still 602 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,240 Speaker 1: did it, but I still think he's an attention seeking 603 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,720 Speaker 1: attention seeking sick fuck. Yeah. I think this one's more 604 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,400 Speaker 1: on the lines of, like, I hope I go viral 605 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,480 Speaker 1: with this type of ship, and if the shark eats me, 606 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:01,320 Speaker 1: fuck it, I'll have died a amos man. I don't know. 607 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,720 Speaker 1: You gotta look, Michael, you have to sniff out where 608 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,520 Speaker 1: people are trying to get it. I take the sick 609 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,640 Speaker 1: fuck at face k Okay, well I face value. I 610 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,080 Speaker 1: I completely get that. Speaking of gold teeth, Okay, this 611 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,680 Speaker 1: is going to be a giveaway. Uh uh. We're doing 612 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,920 Speaker 1: a special giveaway. The specifics in details will be announced 613 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,080 Speaker 1: on episode five hundred. This is episode four nine and 614 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:29,120 Speaker 1: a half. Tight o g Paul Wall from Houston. Uh, 615 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,000 Speaker 1: the grill King, one of the grill Kings of the 616 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:36,120 Speaker 1: United States, certainly the grill King of Houston. He is, 617 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,800 Speaker 1: We're doing a giveaway for a fan, one of O. G. 618 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,040 Speaker 1: Paul Wall's fan, an Iron Rapports stereo podcast fan is 619 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,880 Speaker 1: going to be given somehow someway. We're gonna figure out 620 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,640 Speaker 1: who should be the winner of this. We're gonna do 621 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:54,240 Speaker 1: a trivia concert or something. I'll announcement on episode. They 622 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:59,440 Speaker 1: will win customize grills from O. G. Paul Wall. How okay? 623 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,280 Speaker 1: Because I know that I'm like kind of working for 624 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,720 Speaker 1: the show, Like, how do I get No, how do 625 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,480 Speaker 1: I get in the mix of getting a customer? So 626 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,160 Speaker 1: if we we have a trivia set up, we have 627 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,040 Speaker 1: a trivia game where we we we we pick a 628 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,120 Speaker 1: name out of a hat. Um, because I'm because then 629 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,040 Speaker 1: you're cheating. Though I've always wanted in the contest, I've 630 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,600 Speaker 1: always wanted to customer. You're not in the contest. You 631 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,279 Speaker 1: saw my my grill, Yo, my O G. Paul Wall 632 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 1: hooked me up when I was in Houston. Oh I 633 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,960 Speaker 1: did see that? Yes, um, so so so. Episode five hundred, 634 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:33,080 Speaker 1: which is dropping on November two with be Real, We're 635 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,480 Speaker 1: giving away a custom girl from O. G. Paul Wall. 636 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:41,040 Speaker 1: Details to follow. Okay, let's say this is a true 637 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:45,200 Speaker 1: blue sick fuck, demented sick funck. A guy in ecologist 638 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:51,120 Speaker 1: died a patients vagina purple as a joke on her husband. 639 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:55,320 Speaker 1: She wasn't in on the joke. He died. He died 640 00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:01,520 Speaker 1: one of his patients vagina purple as a joke. This 641 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,839 Speaker 1: guy must have known he was going to fucking jail. 642 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:11,520 Speaker 1: He dodged jail time and keeps his medical The woman 643 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,520 Speaker 1: got so scared about her purple vagina she thought her 644 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:18,799 Speaker 1: cancer had returned. Oh my god. The husband freaked out. 645 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,520 Speaker 1: Uh this was against her will somehow, some way, this 646 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:27,920 Speaker 1: sick fuck, this guy, Dr Barry King, who was working 647 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:33,480 Speaker 1: on like a basic procedure on her VJ died her 648 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,440 Speaker 1: vagina purple, she said in courts. She believes she was 649 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,440 Speaker 1: hoping she had sex with her husband, and her husband, 650 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,320 Speaker 1: Uh gave a little too too forceful of a pump 651 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,719 Speaker 1: and it wasn't too forceful. This guy tried to give 652 00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,879 Speaker 1: her a purple ring puss. Sick funk of the week 653 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:55,800 Speaker 1: U next, this is in Ohio. This is the Halloween 654 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,080 Speaker 1: sick funk of the week in Ohio. Ohio is like 655 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:01,240 Speaker 1: almost like Florida's darker though, like when I say, Ohio 656 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,080 Speaker 1: sick you you that's it's like they wait for Halloween 657 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:10,080 Speaker 1: to do something big. In a gal Galleon, Ohio Police Department, 658 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:17,520 Speaker 1: UH has tracked down a family residents that were giving children. Unfortunately, 659 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,200 Speaker 1: we're caught after trick or treating this past weekend meth. 660 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,520 Speaker 1: Meth uh was was mixed in there with the candy. 661 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,239 Speaker 1: Why don't you just do the meth yourself? Why are 662 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,960 Speaker 1: you giving it to? Strange that? Because I was gonna ask, 663 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,960 Speaker 1: how is that something fun? Look? Throwing things and candy 664 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,080 Speaker 1: has always been a thing ever since in the nineties. 665 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,160 Speaker 1: When I was growing up, it was always seven start. 666 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,480 Speaker 1: I was born in the nineties, so what Growing up? 667 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,000 Speaker 1: I was always so don't you know, look at your candy? 668 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,480 Speaker 1: But it was always like it could have been anthrax, 669 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,080 Speaker 1: It could have been razor blades, but fucking meth. Yeah, 670 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,319 Speaker 1: I mean Jesus was giving it to a little kids? 671 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,680 Speaker 1: Why how is why don't you just do it yourself? 672 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,120 Speaker 1: You just first and you're just sharing. Yeah, and then 673 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,080 Speaker 1: you you want to like you want random kids to 674 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,279 Speaker 1: be on meth, but they don't know like four or five, 675 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,879 Speaker 1: six years old. But and you're like trying to figure 676 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,240 Speaker 1: out where the met is gone. Like like like misery 677 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,439 Speaker 1: loves company. You want to you wanna strong, You want 678 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,640 Speaker 1: these little kids to be strung out like you. Who 679 00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,839 Speaker 1: is this? How can we find this fucking person? Well, 680 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,080 Speaker 1: they're still trying to find this piece of ship. It's 681 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,640 Speaker 1: a man of solo. It's a one act. They don't 682 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:23,120 Speaker 1: know this cock suck is still on the loose. Um, 683 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,799 Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure they'll find him because everyone just 684 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,560 Speaker 1: look out for your candy. If you can find a 685 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,040 Speaker 1: sick funk on the train jerking off eighteen years old, 686 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:34,360 Speaker 1: this is easy work. Um. A babysitter in a banger, 687 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:40,680 Speaker 1: Ohio sounds tired. A babysitter. This is a babysitter. Uh, 688 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,319 Speaker 1: these are all good, sick fox, these are this is 689 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,960 Speaker 1: nothing bad. It's all like like I don't like it, 690 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,160 Speaker 1: but it's it's a lighthearted sick fox sort of, but 691 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,600 Speaker 1: it's a babysitter was arrested while she was on the 692 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:57,880 Speaker 1: job babysitting. She got herself drunk um and apparently on drugs. 693 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,440 Speaker 1: She went outside of the home and a residential a 694 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:06,000 Speaker 1: suburban neighborhood. Um, it was running around the neighborhood naked 695 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,200 Speaker 1: but with socks and shoes on, so she was naked 696 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,160 Speaker 1: from the socks and shoes up. She's kind of like 697 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,920 Speaker 1: on that sex thing where it's like everything like, but 698 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,759 Speaker 1: what's going on? Like imagine like the kids asleep and 699 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,040 Speaker 1: we're kind of we're pre gaming for Friday night? What 700 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:29,040 Speaker 1: are we doing? What are we doing? Like? What? Um? Sick? Fuck? Finally, Uh, 701 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:37,360 Speaker 1: this is really halloween ish somehow some way in Nebraska, Potter, Nebraska. 702 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,160 Speaker 1: Have you ever been to Potter in Nebraska? I haven't 703 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:43,160 Speaker 1: been to fucking anywhere in Nebraska. A superintendent, a school 704 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:49,320 Speaker 1: superintendent apologized after the school chef. You know this is 705 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:55,440 Speaker 1: a public school, Potter Dicks Public School, Potter, Nebraska. Somehow, 706 00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:02,840 Speaker 1: some way, the schools chef added exotic meat to the chili, 707 00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,320 Speaker 1: the meat based chili that he was serving two kids 708 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,960 Speaker 1: in a school. This is a elementary junior high school. 709 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:15,360 Speaker 1: Exotic meat? What kind of exotic meat are we talking about? Kangaroo? Why? 710 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:19,520 Speaker 1: Why kangaroo one too? How do you have a funk? 711 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,320 Speaker 1: Are you getting kangaroo meet? I feel like we should 712 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,040 Speaker 1: be selling that on the black market for like a 713 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,360 Speaker 1: thousand apiece. Why is it going into the the bellies 714 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,839 Speaker 1: of of poor innocent elementary school students. Why do you 715 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,120 Speaker 1: have kangaroo meat? And why why not spams? And how 716 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,440 Speaker 1: do kangaroo It seems expensive kangaroo meets, like like we're 717 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,160 Speaker 1: not working at like a fucking five star restaurant, like 718 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,840 Speaker 1: you're at your the school kind of even heard of 719 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,239 Speaker 1: kangaroo meat being on like like a weird like when 720 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:49,640 Speaker 1: I was eating cholupas and fucking and nachos for my 721 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,279 Speaker 1: my meals at all and not just school. These kids 722 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,759 Speaker 1: are getting kangaroo My question is, how did they How 723 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,560 Speaker 1: did they crack the case that he was serving kangaroo meet? 724 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,880 Speaker 1: I don't know, Uh where it is? Is that the 725 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:04,120 Speaker 1: chef uh wanted to cook something? No, the chef admitted 726 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,920 Speaker 1: to it. He said he had the kangaroo because it 727 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,960 Speaker 1: was very lean meat fu So he's got he's fired. 728 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,239 Speaker 1: Did he have a kangaroo like in a box in 729 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,480 Speaker 1: the back that he's slicing. There's no kangaroos in in America. 730 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,960 Speaker 1: He got a shipped? He got he got one shipped 731 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,360 Speaker 1: like like maybe a small kangaroo. I don't know, I 732 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,880 Speaker 1: don't care. I don't like it. Uh, this is a 733 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,560 Speaker 1: sick fuck. He knew what he was doing. He didn't. 734 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,960 Speaker 1: He didn't even try to make an excuse. He served 735 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,000 Speaker 1: a bunch of children kangaroo meat chili. I don't think 736 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,719 Speaker 1: he thinks anything of it. I think he's like, what's 737 00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:40,000 Speaker 1: the difference between that and chicken? Um, listen, I told 738 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:45,160 Speaker 1: you that it was Halloween, spooky sick fox. I told you, 739 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:50,319 Speaker 1: and I wasn't lying. Um, Judge Gene, I have to 740 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:55,120 Speaker 1: say you because you said, judge Gene. And over the years, though, 741 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,760 Speaker 1: like like ten years ago, you've been doing this every 742 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,040 Speaker 1: now and again, like every so often you'll say, and Gene, 743 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,480 Speaker 1: why and like you just keep going. But why why 744 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,600 Speaker 1: are you saying? You're saying, Gene, you know my name 745 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,799 Speaker 1: is Dean. I didn't say, I know you're not. But 746 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,759 Speaker 1: what is it about the name? Because a lot of 747 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,560 Speaker 1: the time when I placed orders on the phone, I'll 748 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,040 Speaker 1: say and they say in the name, and I say 749 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,560 Speaker 1: Dean and they go Gene, and I say Dean, like 750 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,719 Speaker 1: James Dean d e a N. Why do you say 751 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Speaker 1: I didn't do it on purpose? But why are you 752 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,000 Speaker 1: doing it? Like for the past ten years you've been 753 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,520 Speaker 1: doing that? Just get my fucking name right. It's Dean. 754 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,520 Speaker 1: When I was little and I had no teeth, I 755 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,160 Speaker 1: would say they say, oh, what's your name? You're so 756 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,399 Speaker 1: can I goan Kean and they say Kean, So it's 757 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,520 Speaker 1: got so I kind of have like PTSD about it. 758 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,400 Speaker 1: But you're doing that on purpose that it wasn't. I 759 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,959 Speaker 1: lost my two front teeth. You know. It's like kids 760 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,120 Speaker 1: to say library, Like I wasn't one of those fucking 761 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,839 Speaker 1: idiots that said library. You're trying to be cute. I 762 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,839 Speaker 1: wasn't trying to be trying to be cute to say 763 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,520 Speaker 1: my fucking name right. I'm on the four hundred nine 764 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,120 Speaker 1: episode and a half and a half. I can't get 765 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:58,520 Speaker 1: on the and a half episodes. Get my fucking name right, Okay, listen, 766 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,280 Speaker 1: I wish everybody a half be safe, Safe, don't drink 767 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,040 Speaker 1: and drive Halloween. Look at your candy, Look at your candy, 768 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,239 Speaker 1: Look at your kids. Kids me in their premium Halloween 769 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,560 Speaker 1: Prime time podcasting Safe Safe Halloween. On the second of November, 770 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,719 Speaker 1: I'm dropping a banger with be Real from Cypress Hill 771 00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,960 Speaker 1: talking all Things Cypress Hill, all Things hip Hop with 772 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,239 Speaker 1: O G. B Real for the five hundred banger of 773 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,839 Speaker 1: the Iron Rapports stereo podcast. Tell a friend to tell 774 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,120 Speaker 1: a friend to tell a friend. But this is premium, 775 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,759 Speaker 1: prime time Halloween podcasting. I'm out.