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Speaker 1: It's breaking Jeffrey in the morning, A brand new full

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Speaker 1: show starts right now. We got an hour of this

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna hear Alexis having to face her worst fear.

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Speaker 1: Oh seriously, We've got jeff doing a good deed and

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Speaker 1: it totally backfire.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved I loved that story so much, so

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Speaker 1: you'll hear that, plus a brand new Laser Stories, which

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Speaker 1: I heard we have a question about. On the comment board.

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Speaker 3: Someone commented asking, what is the turtle from Laser Story's name?

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Speaker 1: Ah? Yeah, humper.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys had this clip like way before. I

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what it's originally from. I just

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Speaker 3: heard a YouTube video.

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Speaker 4: Before the show.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a legend.

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Speaker 1: It's a YouTube video of a turtle humping a shoe.

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Speaker 1: That is literally the video.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So it starts out slow. You hear the first couple

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Speaker 1: humps in the right speed, and then it speeds up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but the speeding up is our job. I love how

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Speaker 1: long it's day it makes. I don't know why I don't.

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Speaker 7: We could, like, like the city could just play that

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Speaker 7: the TTAL issue and everyone would know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're an insider, you know, you know, you know,

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Speaker 1: all right, your brand new full show hour starts right now.

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Speaker 8: They say there's no new ideas in Hollywood anymore, but

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Speaker 8: I'm here to prove that wrong. Really, it's a Brook

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Speaker 8: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Because one of the most

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Speaker 8: iconic films of the nineties is obviously Home Alone, where

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Speaker 8: eight year old Kevin McAllister gets left behind while his

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Speaker 8: family travels off to Europe without him. And ever since

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Speaker 8: that came out, there's been plenty of cheap knockoffs of that.

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Speaker 1: Well they didn't, they did many Well.

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Speaker 8: No, no, no, I'm not talking about the sequels. Those

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Speaker 8: are real sequels. I mean, like the spicy Spanish version

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Speaker 8: called so Lamente and La Casa Meal not as good

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Speaker 8: as the OG. But there is a story in the

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Speaker 8: news today that just happened that could possibly revitalize that

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Speaker 8: franchise really and finally give Hollywood something new again. People

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Speaker 8: are calling it the reverse Home Alone.

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Speaker 1: Wait, there's too many people in the house, like I

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Speaker 1: feel that every holiday.

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Speaker 8: It's not that. Recently, a married couple abandoned their ten

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Speaker 8: year old son at the Barcelona airport in Spain after

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Speaker 8: they found out his passport expired and they didn't want

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Speaker 8: to miss their flight. What wait, did it just go home?

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Speaker 1: So they just left their kid and was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you deal with it. Yeah, I know you're probably in

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Speaker 1: what fourth fifth grade?

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Speaker 8: But because of find mom and dad said audios and

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Speaker 8: attempted to take their vacation without their son. Oh, he

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Speaker 8: should have renewed his passport if you wanted to go on.

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Speaker 8: The trip is ten years.

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Speaker 1: No, it's every five when you're a kid. If you're yeah,

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Speaker 1: when you're a kid, he's every five and your parent

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Speaker 1: actually has to do it for you.

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Speaker 8: Well, they should have reminded his parents to make matters worse.

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Speaker 8: The family did bring their youngest child because his passport

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Speaker 8: was still okay, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean the youngest one couldn't fend for himself. Yeah, ten year.

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Speaker 8: Old ten year old got left behind and was told

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Speaker 8: to just go back to the airport entrance and some

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Speaker 8: other family members would come pick him up.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, that makes it a little better.

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Speaker 8: But still well, he couldn't find the entrance, so police

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Speaker 8: got involved and stop the plane that his parents were

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Speaker 1: I like how they just wouldn't wait for a later

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Speaker 1: flight and actually take him somewhere until you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: if they're going to vacation without him, which is also wild.

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Speaker 8: You see this as a fun idea, Please don't take

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Speaker 8: this as a parenting hack to make your child tougher,

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Speaker 8: because I could see you doing this on purpose to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you understand. I'm not leaving my

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Speaker 8: Now let's move on. We're gonna get to your shot

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Speaker 8: college question of the day with a man who could

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Speaker 8: have been a Hollywood producer, but he prefers a cushy

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Speaker 8: job as a radio digital producer instead. Jake, thank you

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Speaker 8: for your sacrifice.

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Speaker 5: Listen, You're welcome, Jeff. Today is National Fresh Breath Day.

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Speaker 1: As I drink, as I drink my coffee, I.

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Speaker 5: Know, is there anything worse than having to smell someone's

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Speaker 5: bad breath? I mean, you can survive heartbreak, you can

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Speaker 5: recover from bankruptcy, but one whiff of hot garbage mouth

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Speaker 5: and it's pretty much game over. But maybe stink breath

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Speaker 5: isn't the worst possible thing to cout enter your nostrils.

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Speaker 5: Oh God, I don't want to know why you heard that.

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Speaker 5: But that's why today we're going to test your noses

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Speaker 5: and your gag reflexes as you name the top ten

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Speaker 5: best and worst smells ever in a special sniffet or

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Speaker 5: snuff it edition of plenty of twenty. Now I have

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Speaker 5: a list of the ten best and the ten worst smells,

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Speaker 5: two lists brook As voted on by Americans. As we

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Speaker 5: go around the room, you first have to tell me

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Speaker 5: which category you're guessing from, and then correctly name a

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Speaker 5: ever understand? Yes, yeah, it's not one list of twenty two?

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Speaker 4: Ten, Yes, okay, got it?

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Speaker 1: Tens twenty though.

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Speaker 5: Don't show off. We'll start with the woman who's naturally

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Speaker 5: drawn to the smell of a men's locker room in

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Speaker 5: a hot summer day. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I'm gonna do top ten best, and

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say coffee.

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Speaker 8: For best fresh brood. Call. Yeah, that's number two on

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Speaker 5: Made it freshly brood? Yes, okay, Alexis nailed coffee on

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Speaker 5: the best Smells Brooke. It's your turn. Where category are

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Speaker 1: I'm going best? Show me fresh baked cookies.

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Speaker 5: Fresh baked number one on my list, especially chocolate chip Jose.

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Speaker 5: The number one and two best smelling smells been taken.

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Speaker 4: Can I play it safe and go on the worst list?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's lots there.

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Speaker 4: I gotta do it. I'm the only one that's gonna

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Speaker 4: take this risk. But the worst smelling farts is the funniest.

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Speaker 1: What just fart.

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Speaker 4: Smell?

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Speaker 6: Far?

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Speaker 5: Probably said show number two on the list, kind of

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Speaker 5: the rotten egg sulfur number two on the list.

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Speaker 4: That was my breakfast.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Jeffrey needs some smells from I'm gonna go with

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Speaker 8: And there is one smell that I deal with every

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, you're intimates like you're underwear.

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Speaker 8: You know. Yeah, you're delicates, your sensitives, so many words

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Speaker 8: for your fresh laundry smell from my game.

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Speaker 5: Booster beach clean laundry. That's number three on the Best

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Speaker 5: Smells Intimate Launch. We're talking best and worst smells, Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna go worse okay, and I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: Whiff of it right now because it brook body odor.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's body. That's number four. You gotta smell for me.

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Speaker 4: I would say fake tanner, but that I'm seriously you

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with worst, and I'm gonna say dog poo, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Number ten on my list. Tose smell.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna put it in best, but it may be

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Speaker 7: in worse, but I'm gonna go with best smell in

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Speaker 4: Gasoline.

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Speaker 8: People love gasoline.

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Speaker 4: Smell of gas.

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Speaker 5: Gasoline not make my list, I'm sorry, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with worst. Okay, and you probably notice

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Speaker 8: how my eyebrows are basically perfect because beauty does not

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Speaker 8: come without pain. And lately I've been doing a process

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Speaker 8: called quafting, where you burn the edges of your eyebrows

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Speaker 8: like a sinjaction. But the smell of burning hair, Oh,

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Speaker 8: it's so bad.

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Speaker 1: I only get that when I lean over a candle

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so I'm gonna say burnt hair.

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Speaker 5: Smell burns hair number six on my worst Smells list.

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Speaker 3: Actually, food I don't really like, but the one time

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Speaker 3: and that's bake worse smell like it says bacon.

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Speaker 5: In the top ten. It's a big list, Brook, You

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Speaker 5: gotta get this right to stay in it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going best and I'm just thinking of sense

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Speaker 1: that you'd see in shampoos and lotions. Show me lavender, lavin.

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Speaker 5: Don't that means Jeffrey is one Today's edition of plenty

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Speaker 5: of twenty. Some of the smells you guys missed from

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Speaker 5: the best list movie theater popcorn is there at number four.

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Speaker 5: Crisp fall air or a wood burning fireplace was not lavender,

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Speaker 5: but vanilla made the list. Fresh cut grass with seven,

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Speaker 5: new car smell, freshly made bread, and pumpkin spice. The

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Speaker 5: worst smells you guys missed skunk, spray, sewage, garbage, juice

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Speaker 5: like at the bottom of the trash bin. Show me

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Speaker 5: vomit at seven. Spoiled milk and rotten fish was number nine.

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Speaker 5: That was fun brutal.

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Speaker 8: You should have gone with the good smells last.

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Speaker 4: We should have ended. We're all like stink face.

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Speaker 8: I get to choose who gets shocked, and they're gonna

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Speaker 8: be singing about a good smell. Roses Hey by outcast.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna give it to Josey.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I shouldn't be excited for this song. I

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Speaker 1: Poo.

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Speaker 7: Don't stang, but lean a little bit close to see

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Speaker 7: roses rarely smell like poo.

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Speaker 8: That was your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 8: got your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 6: Minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: At this point, there's a weird holiday for literally.

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Speaker 1: Everything, I mean seriously, Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Like National pickle Day, National sneeze dramatically and then blame

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Speaker 8: it on the weather day, National talk like a pirate

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Speaker 8: during your job interview day during.

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Speaker 1: The interview that's different than regular talk like a pirate day.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, what are you weaknesses that be making your timbers give?

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Speaker 4: Oh you're the interviewer.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but today today, though, I can't believe it, it

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Speaker 8: just happens to be national. Go around the room with

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Speaker 8: your co workers and tell them exactly what you've been

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Speaker 8: doing in your personal life in broadcasted on the radio. Day.

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Speaker 1: Wow, wenesday?

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Speaker 5: What are the odd.

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Speaker 8: No, not the pirates unless we want to open so

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Speaker 8: we can do it a brand new.

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Speaker 5: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 10: Me?

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Speaker 8: Heart ease coming up right now? It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 8: in the morning. And if my clothes say do not

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Speaker 8: machine wash or tumble dry, that translates to I will

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Speaker 8: literally never wash this thing ever. Just being honest, because

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Speaker 8: that's what this segment is all about, just a group

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Speaker 8: of weirdos honestly telling you what's on our minds. We're

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Speaker 8: gonna start it off with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: It's funny you talk about clothes because I went back

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Speaker 7: So last weekend I went to Vegas with my bros.

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Speaker 5: Another win.

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Speaker 8: Back into my account means two things.

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Speaker 4: Oh, brook I just said I want two thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: I had to face my nightmare over the weekend of

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Speaker 8: Now you have a whole group of people turning against.

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Speaker 3: And then that's what she pushes forward her boyfriend's mom

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Speaker 3: before the show starts. Everybody has come on. What so uncomfortable?

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Speaker 10: And I was like, ohe the original girl original.

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Speaker 4: You are not a girl?

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Speaker 4: She run her ound and apologize to everybody.

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Speaker 8: She's just hugging here with you.

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Speaker 1: We are best friends.

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Speaker 4: Now get your number.

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Speaker 1: You guys are hanging out next week.

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Speaker 3: From now on, I'm buying a seat at a concert.

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Speaker 1: I can't fight the fight these people over. At least

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Speaker 8: Over the weekend, I hit my usual hangout spots, the

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Speaker 8: But this time I wasn't there for pleasure. This time

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Speaker 4: You could go to regular.

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Speaker 8: Literally, they have the margarettas in the cans there. It's high,

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 1: I love how you're telling this story too.

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Speaker 8: And the girl looks at me with this huge, grateful smile.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, thank you so much. And she turns

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Speaker 8: I'm a speechless. I couldn't believe the little coons on

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Speaker 8: And then when she asked for twenty bucks cash back.

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Speaker 8: I got taken at the gas station. Lisa didn't spend

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Speaker 8: You can text into seven eight five nine two tell

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Speaker 8: First text says, just sitting in my coffee truck waiting

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Speaker 1: Have the coffee truck here, pull out. Are you talking

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Speaker 8: Marking that number down as should seek professional health. Forward

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Speaker 8: that to our supervisor. Another text that seven eight five

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Speaker 8: to know that I love watching your food review. Tiktoks

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Speaker 4: Now they're taking it in exactly how I want it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you totally healthy behavior. And one more text says,

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Speaker 1: I like, how you think Jeffrey's going to deliver you

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he's going to be so awkward and marking that

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Speaker 4: He's just like nobody else saw you, right.

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Speaker 8: They say one person's trash is another person's treasure. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Okay, I.

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Speaker 8: Think about that weird guy you ghosted after you know,

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Speaker 8: But did you ever wonder who tried dating that guy

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Speaker 6: Dating app Then there's right. The question is whose love

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Speaker 8: today's contestants in this corner. Her wildest celebrity fantasy is

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Speaker 8: A that's how to get into her chamber of secrets.

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Speaker 8: Alma Laura. Hey, guys, here's how the game works. One

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Speaker 8: contestant we'll start by telling one of their worst date stories.

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Speaker 8: Then the other will try and counter with the nightmare

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Speaker 8: story of their and we're going back and forth to

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Speaker 8: three rounds here until we declare a winner. We're going

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Speaker 8: to start things off with Sesame Stephanie. Let's go.

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Speaker 12: Okay, So, like I was with the guy at a

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Speaker 12: bar who said he had a game for us to

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Speaker 12: play while we were sitting there, Like like I thought

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Speaker 12: it was like a card game, right.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, sounds fun, right normal?

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Speaker 12: But no, he wanted us to take turns guessing the

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Speaker 12: weight of people around us.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, And how do you win that? Do

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Speaker 1: you have to go? Ask the person the part.

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Speaker 12: He would literally go over to them and he'd be like,

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Speaker 12: excuse me, but my date thinks you weigh two thirty.

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Speaker 8: Is you actually guessed?

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Speaker 12: Well, of course, I guess. I'm not gonna sit there

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Speaker 12: and not play.

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Speaker 1: I feel like she's only bitter because she lost.

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Speaker 8: Probably can you count?

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Speaker 10: Listen. I met a guy who told me he wanted

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Speaker 10: to go to Vegas.

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Speaker 1: On our first day, on your first day.

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Speaker 12: On the first day, I was like, are you crazy?

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Speaker 11: He was like, no Ah, come on, let's do it.

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Speaker 11: And I was like, okay, sure, whatever adventure guy.

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Speaker 9: He bought the tickets.

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Speaker 10: For us, and I met him at the airport.

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Speaker 12: And guess what what I saw him at the airport.

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Speaker 9: He was being handcuffed and apparently he's not allowed on

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Speaker 9: a plane for another seven years.

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Speaker 8: Woo.

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Speaker 12: I have no clue. I just threw off.

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Speaker 1: Use your ticket to Vegas? Went No, I don't think

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Speaker 1: she took off on the plane off the airport.

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Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, on around too. So Stephanie, we're back to you.

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Speaker 10: Okay.

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Speaker 12: So this guy invited me to a baseball game and

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Speaker 12: we ended up driving.

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Speaker 10: But we didn't go to a stadium like.

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Speaker 12: We went to a field like near a park. And

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Speaker 12: I was like like I was confused and like a

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Speaker 12: little nervous too, And then he said, well, we're gonna

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Speaker 12: go watch.

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Speaker 1: A little vague game was his kid plane.

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Speaker 12: All six of his kids were playing.

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Speaker 8: He knows what he's doing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like left, center, and right. Those are the

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Speaker 1: only ones that aren't mine.

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Speaker 8: Hey, kids, me, your new mom, Alimoor and Laura that

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Speaker 8: he just turned enough, can you keep up?

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Speaker 9: So I went on a date at a plus one

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Speaker 9: to a wedding, okay, and when it was like super

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Speaker 9: quiet during one of the speeches, my date pass gas

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Speaker 9: like super loud.

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Speaker 12: To the point that everyone looked at us and jerk,

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Speaker 12: blame it on men.

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Speaker 8: We're going to our third and final round here. We

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Speaker 8: need your best stories, ladies, So Stephanie, give it to us.

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Speaker 10: Okay.

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Speaker 12: We went to an Italian restaurant and I ordered spaghetti

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Speaker 12: and he asked if we could like qt do the

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Speaker 12: lady in tramp things.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, oh god, this is gonna get all

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Speaker 1: over your top.

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Speaker 12: Right, But I was like, okay, it's kind of cute,

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Speaker 12: like it's kind of gross. Okay, yeah, my clothes.

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Speaker 10: But I'd already been drinking.

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Speaker 12: Wine, so I was like, sure, why not buying it

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Speaker 12: he got I guess he got a whiff of pepper

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Speaker 12: or something. Needs pasta sauce all over my seat.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: That is also his worst day ever.

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Speaker 8: That's terrible. This is your last chance?

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Speaker 11: Wow that Wow?

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Speaker 8: Okay, don't give up?

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Speaker 11: All right?

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Speaker 12: So I went out with a super big guy, like

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Speaker 12: a gym rapped through and we go back to his

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Speaker 12: place and he opens.

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Speaker 9: The door and the floor is covered in legos.

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Speaker 6: In legos, legos, yes, freeware?

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Speaker 1: Is he like a lego maniac guy?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 9: I thought you had kids, you know, Like I asked him.

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Speaker 9: I was like, do you have kids? Why you didn't

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Speaker 9: tell me.

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Speaker 12: He's like no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 9: I put those legos down on purpose to build toughness.

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Speaker 9: And I'm like what.

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Speaker 1: Everyone walk over?

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: He man proceeds to take off his shoes and he

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Speaker 12: literally walk over to the kitchen like you open like

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Speaker 12: an injured animal.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 4: He's like, by the way, don't go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: There's hot holes on the.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 8: What match final bell means it's over? We need to

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Speaker 8: score this.

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Speaker 3: Alexis who wins Stephanie for the sneezing pasta.

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Speaker 8: You got one for Stephanie Brooke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the six kids in the spaghetti sneeze, Stephanie, for sure, that's.

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Speaker 8: Decided to Congratulations Sesame Stephanie, very exciting. You're proud of

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Speaker 8: your sat dat you did it. Congratulations. That was battle

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Speaker 8: of the tender dates we got your phones have coming.

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Speaker 6: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Imagine that you're at a neighbor's party with your significant other.

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Speaker 8: At some point you decide that you want to go home.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, your spouse.

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Speaker 8: Says, I want to stay out a little more.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you just leave.

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Speaker 8: Well, you leave, sure, and you let them stay and

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Speaker 8: they don't come home till the next morning.

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Speaker 4: What yes, schedule?

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Speaker 8: You probably have a few questions for them. Thankfully, the

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Speaker 8: police are about to call you and fill you in

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Speaker 8: on the blanks and tell you what really happened after

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Speaker 8: you left the party. At least that's what happens in

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Speaker 8: this joke. When we do a.

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Speaker 1: Phone Tapny, jeff right.

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Speaker 8: You can decide it's happening right now. Hello, Hi, I'm

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Speaker 8: looking for Nicole Mark.

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Speaker 6: This is she.

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Speaker 11: Hi.

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Speaker 8: My name is Sergeant Lawrence Olivier from the County Police.

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Speaker 11: Okay, are you sure you want Nicole Mark?

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Speaker 8: I didn't call you by accident. We had to report

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Speaker 8: recently about people in your neighborhood organizing some key parties.

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Speaker 8: I assume you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 11: I do not.

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Speaker 2: I don't a key party.

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Speaker 10: I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 8: So you're laughing already you think this is funny.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't laugh. That was just like a nervous chuckle.

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Speaker 2: I guess because I don't know what a key party is.

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Speaker 8: It's not a little bit guilty to me already.

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Speaker 2: I just answered the phone, and I don't.

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Speaker 8: I don't. I'm just reading you as i'm reading you.

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Speaker 8: But you know, key parties, you throw your keys in

590
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Speaker 8: a bucket or a hat, tops start coming off, you

591
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Speaker 8: take home a new friend, that type of thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh like, Oh, I did not know that's what

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Speaker 2: that was called. Okay, but you really, I really know

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Speaker 2: you have the wrong person because I don't do that.

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Speaker 10: My husband and I don't do that.

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Speaker 8: So right, when you were in college, did you major

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Speaker 8: in acting or are you just an expert at BS?

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Speaker 8: Because last Friday night there was a neighborhood party at

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Speaker 8: the residents three houses down from you.

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Speaker 12: Yes, yes, we were there.

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Speaker 8: Okay, so you admit you attended the party.

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Speaker 2: We were there at a party which was not a

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Speaker 2: key party, at least when I was there.

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Speaker 8: I must have been one of the people who snuck

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Speaker 8: out the back when we showed up.

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Speaker 10: I didn't sneak anywhere. I left from the front door.

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Speaker 2: At nine thirty because I needed to get home earlier

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Speaker 2: than my husband.

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Speaker 8: So excuse me? Are you giving me attitude right now?

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 2: No, not at all.

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Speaker 8: This is an investigation. I would appreciate your cooperation investigation.

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Speaker 9: This was just a regular party.

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Speaker 12: There were no keys.

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Speaker 2: I do not know what you are talking about here.

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Speaker 8: I already have it on tape.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're doing here.

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Speaker 8: I already have it on tape. You admitting that you

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Speaker 8: were there.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was there, but there were.

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Speaker 8: No keys, okay, And your husband was there. You said,

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Speaker 8: what time did he get home that night?

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Speaker 10: Well, actually he didn't.

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Speaker 8: He would ha aha.

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Speaker 2: What he drank too much in a neighborhood party, No

626
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Speaker 2: big deal, that's funny.

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Speaker 8: And his mugshot says different mugshot.

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Speaker 12: What are you even talking about?

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Speaker 2: He came home the next morning.

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Speaker 8: Apparently after you left. At some point, the party got

631
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Speaker 8: out of control and a furry lama was looking to

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Speaker 8: pleasure a frisky bumble bit and let me just say

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Speaker 8: more than his stinger was out. Oh my god, it's

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Speaker 8: all the report.

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Speaker 2: Listen to me. I'm telling you there was no Joan

636
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Speaker 2: has parties like that. You must have the wrong house

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Speaker 2: or something. This did not happen in our neighborhood. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 8: No, we caught your husband being carried out the front

639
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Speaker 8: door like a baby by one of your neighbors. His

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Speaker 8: name was a check It says Brad Brad Well. Neither

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Speaker 8: one had pants on.

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Speaker 2: So you're telling me that actually happens that my husband

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Speaker 2: and Brad were pantless after this.

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Speaker 8: I'm reading it to you right now. I'm just letting

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Speaker 8: you know. Both of them were charged, along with some

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Speaker 8: of the other perverted guests and attendance.

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Speaker 2: Chance it.

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Speaker 8: Oh he didn't tell you a comers of the police station.

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Speaker 8: I don't. I'm just saying I'm speculating here. He's probably

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Speaker 8: a little bit embarrassed by his actions.

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Speaker 3: Embarrassed, and.

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Speaker 10: You're talking about to me.

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Speaker 8: I don't know. I don't know if it's illegal, like

654
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Speaker 8: you were saying, wasn't illegal. Look, I'm just I'm an officer.

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Speaker 8: I have a job to do, but personally, you know,

656
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Speaker 8: when my badge comes off, I'll let you know. I'm

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Speaker 8: a big boy and I do whatever I want.

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Speaker 10: I don't even know what to say to you.

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Speaker 8: All I'm looking for is an address for the next event.

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Speaker 8: Just give me the first three digits and I'll figure

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Speaker 8: out the words.

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Speaker 11: Are you kidding me right now?

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Speaker 2: You want the address, donor I'm not going to arrest anybody.

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Speaker 8: I just want to come as a participant rather than

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Speaker 8: a police officer.

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Speaker 2: I can't even process anything you're telling me right now.

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Speaker 8: Please, man, don't pretend like the basement isn't flooded. Right now,

668
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Speaker 8: I work.

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Speaker 2: Out what you're talking about.

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Speaker 12: Right now, you need to get off my.

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Speaker 8: Phone talking about your husband, Micah setting you up for

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Speaker 8: a prank call. That's what this.

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Speaker 2: Is, setting me up for a just just say prank call.

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Speaker 8: I did. Now you're listening because my real name is

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Speaker 8: Jeff from the radio show of Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 8: the Morning. This is a phone tell I told you Joy,

677
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Speaker 8: you don't know that for sure. I'm truthfully, I don't

678
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Speaker 8: know that either. He just said that he ended up

679
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 8: crashing at your friend's place. The other night and thought

680
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Speaker 8: we could mess with you.

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Speaker 12: Oh, Micah, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Is he Oh he's in more trouble now than if

683
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Speaker 2: he did get arrested.

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Speaker 8: Are you sure he doesn't own any sexy bumblebee outfits

685
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 8: in that closet anywhere?

686
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 4: Halloween and he pulls.

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00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 8: The stinger out for special occasions?

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00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 6: Wake up every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: In the morning, you know you've had a good night

691
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 8: out if the person you were with wakes up the

692
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Speaker 8: next morning still thinking about you. Oh, it's so cute.

693
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 8: I know that happens for me because the next morning

694
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,959
Speaker 8: I'm staring at them through the bedroom window, so they

695
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 8: have to think about me. Oh, that's not the way,

696
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Speaker 8: jeff It's a guarantee. Okay for one of our listeners,

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Speaker 8: I'm not sure his strategy worked the way that he

698
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Speaker 8: wonted because he left his date with a gift that

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Speaker 8: she needed to open up the next day. Okay, you'll

700
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Speaker 8: hear what it was and how it possibly backfired on

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Speaker 8: him in your brand new Second Date Update, Next Second

702
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Speaker 8: Date Update Date the best advice Brooke ever gotten Radio.

703
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 8: I know this because Brooke mentioned it after she heard

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Speaker 8: it at a radio conference, but it was be your

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Speaker 8: authentic self.

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Speaker 1: I hate that piece of advice. What else are you

707
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: supposed to be? Just the you and it'll all work out?

708
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: Said no one ever. Okay, it doesn't actually work that.

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Speaker 8: Way, all right, And that's Brooks authentic self right there,

710
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 8: just showing her anger and aggression. He put it right

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Speaker 8: out on the earth.

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Speaker 1: It can be your authentic self and make a name

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Speaker 1: for yourself. Is if you're a nepo baby, there's a

714
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 1: lot more work that is involved that does make you.

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Speaker 8: Okay, cut the music, cut the music. Okay.

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Speaker 5: Remember, just want me.

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Speaker 1: To go on about this because it really shaps my heart.

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Speaker 8: We've got enough of the authentic you. I think the

719
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 8: same advice I would think would apply to romance though,

720
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Speaker 8: to just be yourself, right, I guess, because seriously, too

721
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 8: many people are putting up fronts when they're trying to

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00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 8: impress love interests on dates, when actually it's probably a

723
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 8: lot better for you to just drop the act and

724
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 8: be who you really are.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, meaning like.

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Speaker 7: For me, I wouldn't say I love hiking exactly when

727
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Speaker 7: I go on one.

728
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Speaker 4: Hike every ten years.

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Speaker 8: Yes, that's you sticking true to you, and apparently that's

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Speaker 8: what one of our listeners, Dirk, is all about, staying

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Speaker 8: true to his real self and finding someone it's similar

732
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 8: interests in hobbies as him, which is awesome to hear. So, Dirk,

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Speaker 8: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that hard intro there. I'm glad you are

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Speaker 1: who you are.

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Speaker 8: Do you do you believe her when she.

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Speaker 1: Says I believe that?

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Speaker 8: No, I'm asking, does Dirk believe you?

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Speaker 11: I believe you.

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Speaker 6: I do.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Jerk and I are on the same page.

742
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 8: He's terrified of you. So Dirk, let's us move on.

743
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,879
Speaker 8: Tell us what's the name of this woman and where

744
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 8: did you meet her?

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Speaker 11: So I'm calling about a lady named Michelle. Okay, and

746
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 11: we met at a volunteer charity event.

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Speaker 1: That's I mean, already you have some shared interest because

748
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: you're both there supporting the same cause.

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Speaker 11: Right yeah. Yeah, it was the Young Republicans for grass Change.

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Speaker 8: Oh that's good, Brooke, this is awesome.

751
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Speaker 1: I thought it was like a charity. That is a

752
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: charity political movement. It's different.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Brooke, can you please.

754
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: Helping people in need?

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Speaker 5: You know they're.

756
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Speaker 4: Helping didn't need.

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Speaker 8: It's grassroots that doesn't mean, Okay, Brook is anti grass now,

758
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 8: so I'm sorry about that, Dirk. Keep going. You met

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00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 8: at this political party shared events.

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Speaker 11: The look. I was just there doing some networking and

761
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Speaker 11: that's where I met Michelle and we started chatting, and

762
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Speaker 11: I just felt like an.

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Speaker 8: Action, awesome, great? What did you guys do?

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Speaker 11: Just nothing out of the ordinary, I would say. You know,

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Speaker 11: we spent a few hours talking at the bar. We

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Speaker 11: talked about issues that we care about. You know, obviously,

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Speaker 11: you know she was going through some difficulties with her job.

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Speaker 11: You know, she's a little frustrated. Yeah, and so you

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Speaker 11: know I tried to give her sort of like a

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Speaker 11: like an impromptu you know, like a pep talk about

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Speaker 11: him knocking her inner greatness unlocking?

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Speaker 1: Is that the last self help book you read?

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Speaker 6: Wow? Like it?

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Speaker 8: Right? I do?

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Speaker 7: Like when I go on the internet and you scroll

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Speaker 7: and you see one of those speeches for like thirty seconds, it's.

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Speaker 4: Like you can do it?

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Speaker 5: Take on the day.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, yes I can.

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00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't know me.

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00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 5: So fake?

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Speaker 1: In general, what a nice.

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Speaker 8: Gesture for somebody to do to someone who's clearly struggling

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Speaker 8: with their job, to like offer some words of encouragement.

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Speaker 8: That must feel good for her.

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Speaker 11: I'm actually I'm a professional motivational speaker. That's what I do.

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Speaker 1: You were working while on your day head. Did she

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Speaker 1: have the response you were hoping for?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean it was towards the end of the date,

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Speaker 11: and it looked like maybe she was just getting tired anyways,

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Speaker 11: and thinking about her job is never fun. So we

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Speaker 11: kind of decided to like wrap it there, so I figured,

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Speaker 11: you know, i'd walk her.

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Speaker 1: So she called the date she wanted it to be

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Speaker 1: over after the motivational speech.

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Speaker 11: I don't think right after. I think it was just

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Speaker 11: already kind of feeling like it's towards the end of

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00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 11: the night anyways.

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Speaker 13: Okay, okay, I might have overdone it a little bit

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Speaker 13: because when we did go outside, we were walking to

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Speaker 13: her car, and there were some kids on skateboards, you know,

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Speaker 13: and I try to give them some motivational advice to

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Speaker 13: the young.

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Speaker 8: On the fly, just shouting motivational quote.

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Speaker 11: I said, like, you you are your own skate ramp

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Speaker 11: to success.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, all right, up in the back down again.

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00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 8: A little surprised that didn't run over and try and

809
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 8: beat you up. This is in the middle of the night.

810
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 8: But it.

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Speaker 1: Flip you the bird.

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Speaker 8: And but how did you leave it with you? And Michelle?

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00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 11: Well, when I dropped her off, I did her a

814
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 11: little keepsake.

815
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Speaker 1: Oh oh no, what did you give her?

816
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 5: Well?

817
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 11: I had written down some inspirational quote.

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Speaker 1: Oh, can you share one of the things you wrote

819
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: down with her?

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00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 11: One of them was tomorrow is always bigger than today.

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Speaker 8: Oh I don't know what that means, but.

822
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: The sun will come out tomorrow.

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Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, Well that's a quote from a song. You

824
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 8: can't steal that. We're gonna get sued. I mean that's

825
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 8: a nice gesture to be, like, I'm here to support

826
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 8: you and help you out right, if.

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Speaker 3: Anybody did their job that much on a date, like,

828
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Speaker 3: it doesn't matter what joab It's like, it's a good point.

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Speaker 1: I mean, unsolicited advice is always a little touchy for people.

830
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Speaker 1: But I understand his sentiment. I think that he was

831
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Speaker 1: trying to do the right thing.

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Speaker 7: I think, yeah, press her a little bit, because like,

833
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Speaker 7: how often do you meet someone who like is a

834
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Speaker 7: motivational speaker.

835
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Speaker 4: But there's a time and a place.

836
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Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, I might have been just a little

837
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Speaker 11: bit nervous. Just went back to what I know how

838
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Speaker 11: to do.

839
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if she says that's a reason, can

840
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: you turn it off next time?

841
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 8: But what can you stop being who you are?

842
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 3: You know, about a bad day, not have to hear

843
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 3: positively he's like on.

844
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Speaker 1: It sounds like he's on all the time.

845
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Speaker 11: And like I said, I was nervous. What did you

846
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 11: hear about that? Lady?

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00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 8: I understand that.

848
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 1: I'm asking if you could be all relaxed.

849
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Speaker 8: Okay, maybe you should relax a little bit on him.

850
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Speaker 1: I mean he called to figure out what was wrong,

851
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: and that may have been we may think what turned

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Speaker 1: her off.

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00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, how long has it been since the date happened.

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00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 11: It's been like a week and a half.

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Speaker 8: Do you know if she read your motivational quotes?

856
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Speaker 11: I don't know. I told her to read him in

857
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 11: the morning, but she didn't read. I don't know. I

858
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 11: don't know.

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00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: Maybe she's just waiting for tomorrow to call you. Yeah,

860
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: says tomorrow has always been bigger. Yeah, you never actually

861
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Speaker 1: get to tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 8: That could have been a little bit confusing to her.

864
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Speaker 8: So maybe she'll pick up the phone and we can

865
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Speaker 8: clear it all up and motivate her to greatness. Yes,

866
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 8: we're going to ride the escape ramp to success of

867
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Speaker 8: the second date update it right after this hold on

868
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Speaker 8: second Date update. I was going to read some inspirational

869
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Speaker 8: quotes to motivate my co host to have a great

870
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 8: part too, but I'm not sure they can take any

871
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 8: more inspiration.

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00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 1: I have been over inspired, not surprised.

873
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Speaker 8: After we heard from Dirk about his first date with Michelle,

874
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 8: where his natural self came out and his natural self

875
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Speaker 8: is being a positive motivational speaker. He tried to give

876
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 8: some encouraging words to Michelle about her job, which she

877
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 8: was complaining about. He shouted some affirmations at some skateboarding teens,

878
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 8: even handed Michelle a little piece of paper with handwritten

879
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 8: quotes designed to lift her spirits. And despite all those

880
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 8: good vibes and good intentions, Michelle has been avoiding him.

881
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: Oh maybe he forgot to put the last one call

882
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: me back as the motivational.

883
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 8: That is possible. Sometimes you need to really spell it out.

884
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 8: Dirky didn't put that in your motivational quotes.

885
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 11: That was not one of them.

886
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,959
Speaker 8: Now, okay, maybe add it for next time.

887
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard from other people in your life

888
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 1: like on a personal level, maybe you overdo it with motivation.

889
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,240
Speaker 11: I'll be honest, I don't have a ton of friends,

890
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 11: so you know, I would say like that is not

891
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 11: something I've heard all that often. But a lot of

892
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 11: people also don't know that much about.

893
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 8: Me, So yeah, there's not a lot of time to

894
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 8: make friends when you're busy inspiring the world.

895
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Speaker 1: I don't know that we know a lot about you

896
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: other than the motivational stuff.

897
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's actually all we know.

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00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's still a positive thing. Like if a

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Speaker 4: guy start going through a motivational speech, you're not gonna

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Speaker 4: be like.

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00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: Shut up, right, he's trying some context.

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Speaker 8: Hopefully not on a date. I'm just praying that Michelle

903
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Speaker 8: picks up the phone and gets us some answers here,

904
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Speaker 8: because he deserves that, right, Alexis, Yes, right, did you

905
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 8: even listen to what I said?

906
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Speaker 1: There? Something? We're calling her?

907
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Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, you go, let's style her number. Hopefully she

908
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 8: picks up here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking to

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Speaker 8: speak with Michelle.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, this is Michelle.

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00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 8: Hey Michelle, Uh, not sure if you're ready for this,

912
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Speaker 8: but you're on a radio show right now called Brook

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Speaker 8: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

914
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Speaker 1: Hey, Michelle, we're good morning. Okay, that was such an

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00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: annoyed sigh. We get it.

916
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 4: We're already awake. Yeah, it may not be.

917
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Speaker 8: Sorry, I know it's early. So we're just hoping to

918
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Speaker 8: make this really quick with you because we're doing a

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Speaker 8: segment called a second Date Update.

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Speaker 11: Okay, okay, I don't.

921
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Speaker 8: Know if you're familiar, but it's where we try to

922
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 8: help out our listeners who gone out with somebody recently

923
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Speaker 8: and they're not getting a call back for a second meetup.

924
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sure, Oh you have heard.

925
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 8: Okay, you're familiar.

926
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, gotcha.

927
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Speaker 1: That's cool.

928
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Speaker 8: All right, you want me to speed it up? I see.

929
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Speaker 8: So we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners

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Speaker 8: named Dirk, who you met up with recently.

931
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Speaker 10: Oh god, okay, o god, I'd love.

932
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Speaker 1: To hear how your date went.

933
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Speaker 11: It was kind of weird, I guess, Okay, weird in

934
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Speaker 11: what way? I mean, like we just went to a

935
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Speaker 11: bar and stuff, but.

936
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Speaker 8: Like, yeah, we heard, I mean, just to recap what

937
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 8: we know about it so far. Yeah, we heard. You

938
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Speaker 8: went to a bar, you talked a lot about your

939
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Speaker 8: shared interests, you opened up to you about your job

940
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 8: being a little rough recently, and then he walked you

941
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Speaker 8: home through a park by some skateboarding teens.

942
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Speaker 10: Yeah, did he tell you that he yelled at said skateboarders.

943
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, that did come up.

944
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 4: He said.

945
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Speaker 1: He said that he shouted some affirmations maybe at not

946
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Speaker 1: being Yeah, something about the skate ramp of life.

947
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Speaker 8: Yeah, what did you think about that?

948
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Speaker 10: I mean he told me that he was like a

949
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 10: motivational speaker or something like that. But like, these were

950
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 10: just like random kids. It was kind of like all putting,

951
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 10: you know, at the end of the day that was

952
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 10: already kind of weird.

953
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Speaker 8: Yeah, but they are skateboarding, so you could tell their

954
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 8: life's kind of on a deathboard traject.

955
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Speaker 1: Skateboarding is a valid hobby, just like any other hobby.

956
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 8: Okay, name one skateboarder who went on to do great things, Tony. Yeah,

957
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 8: he's still he's retired, didn't do anything anyway. Sorry, we're

958
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 8: not getting sidetracked with the values of skateboarding. Back to Dirk. Yeah,

959
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 8: and you what did you think about him yelling all

960
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 8: the motivational quotes at them?

961
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Speaker 10: I mean, I get it, he said it's like his

962
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 10: job and stuff. But like he said, he doesn't do

963
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 10: it that much. I was like, yeah, you kind of

964
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 10: do it was like, I mean you already try to

965
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 10: motivate me, and now you're talking to like these kids

966
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Speaker 10: that are just skateboarding. And then he's like, only have

967
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 10: like one client right now anyways, And I'm like, okay, well,

968
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 10: are you like coaching like a CEO or like what's

969
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 10: the deal? I'm like yeah, and he was like I'm

970
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 10: the client right now.

971
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Speaker 6: What.

972
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Speaker 10: I was like, you have one client? And he was

973
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 10: like no, it's like me, like I wake up, I

974
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 10: talk to myself in the mirror, like I record them,

975
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 10: Like the motivational speeches are really helping me.

976
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Speaker 1: So he motivates himself every morning and he considers himself

977
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: his own client.

978
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 10: Yeah no, like you know, I was like, I'm a

979
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 10: great client to myself right now.

980
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 8: And what an ultimate client? That's ultimate job security. You

981
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 8: know that you're not going anywhere.

982
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah.

983
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 6: I was like fine.

984
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 10: I was like I get it, like maybe you're just

985
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 10: quirky or some like I don't I don't know.

986
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 11: And I was like, can you just.

987
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 10: Tone it down? And I'm like he dropped me off

988
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 10: and like wrote a bunch of quotes downs for me

989
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 10: when I was in the bathroom, and then like I

990
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 10: like just like he left, and I just sat there like,

991
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 10: was I just like punked? I was like, did I

992
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 10: not understand like what he was saying?

993
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 8: Okay, maybe you weren't reading the quotes the right way

994
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,399
Speaker 8: and you need to hear them spoken directly by Dirk

995
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 8: because he is on the other line right now waiting

996
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 8: to talk to you and inspire. No way, that's how

997
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,439
Speaker 8: this works there.

998
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 11: Yes, I love Michelle, Oh hi.

999
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 1: Business like.

1000
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 11: It makes me a little sad to hear that you

1001
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 11: didn't have a good time.

1002
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Speaker 10: And do not get it though, Like, are you actually

1003
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 10: your own client or am I confused?

1004
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 11: Yes? I am a motivational speaker. At the current moment,

1005
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 11: I am my only client.

1006
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: But I like what am I do with that?

1007
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 8: I think maybe dirty's a little confused, because how can

1008
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,959
Speaker 8: you call yourself a professional motivational speaker if you don't

1009
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 8: actually speak to anybody else except yourself, if you.

1010
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: Don't get paid. I think that's a part of professional.

1011
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: You could be aspiring motivational speaker. That's a good Maybe

1012
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: an aspiring motivational speaker.

1013
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 11: Well I did. I did have two clients in the past.

1014
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 11: They were paying clients, but they could not afford my rates. Oh,

1015
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 11: which is why I had to drop them.

1016
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: Okay, so you charge a lot on top of.

1017
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 10: All this, but you can pay for your own rate,

1018
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 10: like you can afford yourself.

1019
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 11: Yeah, I have a good deal works out with myself.

1020
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Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, that's friends and family discount.

1021
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 6: There.

1022
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: Do you have another job? Uh?

1023
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 11: This is currently my main focus. I am writing a

1024
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,399
Speaker 11: book about my experience.

1025
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 10: Of coaching yourself.

1026
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 8: What's the title of your book?

1027
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 11: I'm writing two books. First book to be called starts

1028
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 11: with Yourself.

1029
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 8: Starts with Yourself, and.

1030
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 11: Then the second book is if you can't say it

1031
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,919
Speaker 11: to the mirror, who could you say it to? And

1032
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 11: there's no way you?

1033
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 8: Why are you feeling so inspired by what he says

1034
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 8: right now?

1035
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 6: Else?

1036
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 10: Can you not stop?

1037
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: We kind of talked to Dirk about that already, like,

1038
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: maybe tone it down a little bit, Dirk, and show

1039
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: her other sides of you outside of the motivational speaker part.

1040
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 4: Impress in other ways.

1041
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: Like who are you?

1042
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 6: You know?

1043
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: Like what do you love to do? What do you

1044
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: care about?

1045
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 11: I love motivating people to be the best way.

1046
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 7: Okay, well I'm pretty motivated to get off the phone now.

1047
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, what about Jeff? I don't like that we're all

1048
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 8: giving up on Dirk for trying to be himself.

1049
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: But I don't think he's trying to be himself. I

1050
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: think that's the problem, Jeff. He's trying to be a

1051
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: version of himself that he wants to be. He's not

1052
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: being who he is, right Like, if you're on all

1053
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: the time, you're not being your authentic self. That's the

1054
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: title of my new book, really long title.

1055
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 8: Well, Dirk, you have some competition in the a literary

1056
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 8: world coming up with Brooks here. But I still like

1057
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 8: to get you another date. I mean, I know this

1058
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,439
Speaker 8: is a long shot, but we would offer to pay

1059
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 8: for a second date for you, Michelle with Dirk if

1060
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 8: you're willing to give him another chance.

1061
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: And you said you liked him outside of that, right

1062
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: outside of the too many inspirations?

1063
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 10: Let me ask this, do you guys think that you

1064
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 10: would feel safe in a room alone with him at

1065
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 10: this point after learning all this, Like, I.

1066
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 8: You should ask that question to yourself in the mirror

1067
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 8: second book.

1068
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at you already read the book?

1069
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 10: Is freaking not. It's like, no, I'm sure I'll read

1070
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 10: about him in the news one day, but I'm out.

1071
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 8: Yes, that's one of the most inspiring leaders that this

1072
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:11,959
Speaker 8: country has ever seen.

1073
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: I think he's the opposite of dangerous. But yeah, I.

1074
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 8: Don't, Dirk, it's sounding like it's a no from Michelle.

1075
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 8: Do you have any last words for her? Anything to

1076
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 8: motivate her or us or our listeners inspire us.

1077
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 11: It's okay, just look in the mirror. It starts with you.

1078
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 6: Yep. I like that.

1079
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 8: Okay, that's that's good. So it wasn't the best match

1080
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 8: this time, Dirk, but you keep at it, and there's

1081
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 8: definitely gonna be a woman out there who appreciates a

1082
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 8: little bit of motivation in their life.

1083
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 11: I believe.

1084
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: So, Okay, I think the key there is a little bit,

1085
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: a little bit of.

1086
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 8: A microscopic amount of motivation.

1087
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: That's what we need to leave with, Dirk.

1088
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 11: Thank you.

1089
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 8: We crushed the spirits of a motivational speaker in one

1090
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 8: second day update. Amazing.

1091
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: If we were going to do it, it was.

1092
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,720
Speaker 8: Looking Jeffrey in the morning. I don't do this often,

1093
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 8: but text into seventy five nine too. If you want

1094
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 8: to hire a young, aspiring motivational speaker whose rates are

1095
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 8: astronomically high, because he has plenty of availability to take

1096
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 8: you on a Yeah.

1097
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: He can only afford to hire himself. Yeah, you know what,

1098
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: I bet we're going to be flooded with skateboarders who

1099
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: are really looking to good skateboard analogies to be.

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Speaker 8: Affirmed by motivation one hundred percent. And I'm sure you do.

1101
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 8: You get what you pay for, just like when you

1102
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 8: email us for free help with your data.

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00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: That is the truth there.

1104
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 8: Sure we will call that person who's not calling you back.

1105
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 8: Will we actually help though, question.

1106
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: Mark, We'll try.

1107
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 8: That is a promise.

1108
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: I mean this is an a for effort type of

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00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: show one percent.

1110
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Speaker 8: And Brook, I know your kind of anti motivation, but

1111
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 8: can you say something to inspire people to subscribe to

1112
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 8: our podcast?

1113
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also free.

1114
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 8: Yeah there you find it online if you're not there already,

1115
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 8: hit that subscribe button and check it out at Brook.

1116
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 6: And Jeffrey Brook and check in the morning.

1117
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 8: Laser Stories in just a minute. But first we've got

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00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 8: food news. It's broken chest in the morning and it's

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00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 8: out of the snack world. This is big because normally

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Speaker 8: whenever a popular chip company launches a new flavor, they

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Speaker 8: like to do it as like a limited time trial run.

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00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, if people like it and they actually make money.

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Speaker 8: Right, see how the public reacts. But Dorito's isn't doing that.

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Speaker 1: Oh, they're just going all in.

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Speaker 8: They're so confident that their new flavor is going to

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00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 8: be a huge success they're already making it a permanent

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Speaker 8: staple in their lineup.

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Speaker 5: That's pretty risky.

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00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 8: They say it's it's so good, it's going to be

1130
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 8: the next cool Ranch flavor. Whoa, they're saying that before

1131
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 8: it's even launched, before it hits store shelves. What's their

1132
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 8: big mega flavor idea? It's called Dorito's Golden Siachash.

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00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 14: They look like regular Doritos, incept Instead of being like orange,

1134
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 14: they're bright gold in color, and they're covered in golden

1135
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 14: powder that comes off of your fingers gets all over

1136
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:09,959
Speaker 14: your clothes, just.

1137
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 8: Like the normal stuff. But instead of like nacho cheese

1138
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 8: or cool ranch, it tastes like spicy, yet sweet and

1139
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 8: tangy scha sauce.

1140
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 3: Immediately this Trito's first hot chip they've had.

1141
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,919
Speaker 1: The spicy.

1142
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 8: Specifically is so good is the hot flavor right now?

1143
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 8: And I love this quote about it. They say, to

1144
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 8: achieve the authentic seracha taste, the chip doesn't contain any

1145
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 8: artificial flavors. However, it does have some artificial flavoring.

1146
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 1: Isn't that wait, firs.

1147
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 8: Just artificial flavor it. Just put it in your mouth,

1148
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 8: don't question it.

1149
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: Naturally fluorescent yellowish.

1150
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 8: And if you want proof of how great this is,

1151
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 8: just wait till our technical director Ashton goes on a

1152
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 8: thirty day golden chimings.

1153
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,439
Speaker 1: Hey he's a golden boy.

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00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 8: You're a hero, Ashton. Laser Stories coming up right after this.

1155
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 8: It's the radio segment that's finally giving kids a high

1156
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 8: protein breakfast cereal with Kellogg's frosted beef jerky Osha.

1157
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 5: Salty.

1158
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 8: It's about time those six year olds ditch all the

1159
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 8: sugar and get on the carnivore diet. With Laser Stories,

1160
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 8: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

1161
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 8: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

1162
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 8: Those other herky jerkys just don't. This first laser story

1163
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 8: is out of Scandinavia. Remember the Matt Damon movie We

1164
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 8: Bought a Zoo?

1165
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I never saw it. Was it good?

1166
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 8: It's about a zoo? Yeah, I get it, but this

1167
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 8: would have been a fun subplot. A zoo in Denmark

1168
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 8: is in the news after asking people to donate their

1169
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 8: pets so they can feed them to the lions and

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Speaker 8: other apex predators.

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00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 4: This has got to be fake.

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00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 5: It's real.

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00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 8: The Alborg Zoo made the appeal on their Facebook recently,

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00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 8: saying quote, did you know that you can donate smaller

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00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 8: pets to us? And they're not talking about sick pets.

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00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 8: They only accept healthy ones.

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Speaker 1: They don't have the tigers and lions to get sick too.

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00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 8: No, that'd be bad for business. As you can imagine,

1179
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 8: people are losing their minds on social media because what

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00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 8: kind of absolute villain would willingly donate their cat or

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00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 8: dog for something like that?

1182
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 1: Man, I'm hoping it's like chickens. No, like lizards. Yeah, sure,

1183
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: you'd be right.

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00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 8: Turns out cats and dogs are not a part of this.

1185
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 8: According to the zoo's website, they only accept pet rabbits, chickens,

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00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 8: guinea pigs, and small horses.

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Speaker 1: I mean, at least the zoo animals know that the

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Speaker 1: pets were humanly.

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Speaker 8: It's cute.

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00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 1: It's part of the life process. It's a cycle, you guys.

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00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 8: True, and don't worry. They say your child's beloved bunny

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00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 8: will be gently euthanized before it's torn apart by a

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Speaker 8: wild animal.

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00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 5: That's better.

1195
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: You want it to be alive when they put it.

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00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 8: They explained that some big cats should really be eating

1197
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 8: animals whole, fur and all, because it better simulates what

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00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 8: they'd actually eat out in the wild. True, and it's

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00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 8: a win win because nothing goes to waste.

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Speaker 4: Does anyone have a pet gazelle by chance?

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00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 10: No?

1202
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 1: Is it my upbringing that I'm totally kind of on

1203
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: board for this, you're wondering.

1204
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 8: Not everyone online thinks it's crazy. A handful of people

1205
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 8: are defending the zoo, calling people soft and naive.

1206
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 4: That's right.

1207
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I will say. I was at my best

1208
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 1: friend's house in sixth grade. We were having a great

1209
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 1: spaghetti dinner and I'm like, this is delicious? What is it?

1210
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, we made it with lamb. And

1211
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: then I looked outside and their pet Lamb was no

1212
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: longer with that.

1213
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 8: That's not a lie. No, And you asked for a

1214
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,919
Speaker 8: tupperwareful of it to take home to your family too,

1215
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 8: So that's fine.

1216
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: That's why they named the lamb Lamb Chop.

1217
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 8: I guess, oh wow, let's keep moving. We're gonna go

1218
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 8: to our next laser story out of Canada. Last week,

1219
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 8: a search and rescue team in British Columbia was called

1220
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 8: to a remote area out in the woods after a

1221
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 8: couple hikers reported hearing repeated cries. When officials arrived, the

1222
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 8: team heard faint yelling and they closed in on the

1223
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 8: general area. Eventually they found out what was happening. A

1224
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 8: man who was camping all alone was found not in distress,

1225
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 8: but people may have thought he was because he was

1226
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 8: singing his heart out to the trees, belting out Nickelback's

1227
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 8: greatest hits. In fact, four rescuers entered the clearing right

1228
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 8: when he was yelling.

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00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 5: And this is how you reminded me yell.

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00:56:59,520 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 6: And.

1231
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 8: The first responders thanks to the hikers who called it in.

1232
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 5: Oh my god, just in case.

1233
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, because you never know. But the search manager added,

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00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 8: and remember our services are always free, and the money

1235
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 8: you save could be spent on singing lessons. Whoa yeah.

1236
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 8: This next lazer story is out of cowcountry. In the

1237
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 8: spring in Oregon, eleven cows were killed by wolves in

1238
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 8: a twenty day period. Oh no, and that is not okay.

1239
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: No, not with the ranchers on the farm.

1240
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 8: And now, if you donated your cow to a zoo

1241
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 8: and they fed them to the animals. That'd be fine,

1242
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 8: but this. Uh so, some people high up in the

1243
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 8: tech sector heard about it and decided to do something.

1244
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 8: They contacted the US Department of Agriculture, and now the

1245
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 8: two sides are coming together to use special drones to

1246
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 8: scare wolves away from livestock farms.

1247
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: WHOA, Okay, so they're just like flying low or something

1248
00:57:59,120 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: in the drone scare.

1249
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 8: Well, how does it work. The drones have thermal cameras

1250
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 8: that seek out wolves lurking nearby in the darkness.

1251
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: Dude, I love those thermal videos. I think they're so cool.

1252
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 8: Coming in when they find one, a loud speaker blasts

1253
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 8: alarming noises like fireworks, gunshots, and even people arguing from

1254
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 8: famous movies.

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00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 5: I don't know what we're yelling about.

1256
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 8: Because apparently the sound of human shouting confuses the animals

1257
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 8: and they tend to run away.

1258
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: Oh okay, what about the guy seeing nickelback?

1259
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 8: No wolves anywhere near here. The drones are also equipped

1260
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 8: with loud music, including acdc's thunder Strike, and so they

1261
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 8: tried it and after three months of testing, the results

1262
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 8: are in. After having the drones monitor the livestock in

1263
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 8: various areas across the country. Only two cows were killed

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Speaker 8: over the next ninety days.

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Speaker 1: That'll work until the wolves learn the thunder and then

1266
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 1: they're just rocking out in their.

1267
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 8: Packs and the process is called wolf hazing, and they're

1268
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 8: declaring that it works. Oh wow, you heard it here

1269
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 8: first on laser stories. Let's go to your next laser story.

1270
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 8: Out of Europe. There's a rural area in the mountains

1271
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 8: of northern Italy where local farmers were beginning to get frustrated.

1272
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 8: And it all started a few years back when a

1273
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 8: handful of influencers traveled there and posted pictures and videos

1274
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 8: on their social media.

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00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 4: I mean, that's whys is crazy and.

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00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: Toulum exactly Honestly, you read the first half of that

1277
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: sentence and I immediately was like, oh, where is it?

1278
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: I want to go.

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00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the problem. After the influencers, then came the crowd.

1280
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 8: First it was dozens, then hundreds, then thousands.

1281
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

1282
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 1: And I don't think that people are trying to ruin

1283
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 1: the area, but they do.

1284
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, I want to see that. So the villagers all

1285
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 8: got together and they met multiple times trying to figure

1286
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 8: out what to do, and their answer was turnstiles.

1287
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: Like a human roundabout.

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01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 8: They figured out a lot of tourist attractions can charge

1289
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 8: admission and parking fees, so why shouldn't they be able

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01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 8: to profit off their picturesque countryside just.

1291
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 1: For going into the town. You have to go through

1292
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: a gate and pay a fee.

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01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 8: Any like scenic viewpoint, usually they'll put a turnstyle right

1294
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 8: in front of it. It charges around six dollars to

1295
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 8: access the instagrammable spot, and they can do it because

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01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 8: the land that they're passing through is technically private property.

1297
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 8: So wait, what if you're a local A lot of

1298
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 8: the times what it is If you've seen like there's

1299
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 8: a lot of tiktoks about this, it's usually like somebody's

1300
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 8: dock over a nice lake and there's just all these

1301
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 8: tourists like storming the dock on some guy's private property.

1302
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 8: So he puts a turnstyle there. They pay six dollars

1303
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 8: which goes to him.

1304
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the access the spot and then less tours

1305
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 1: come and so then they start promoting it to get

1306
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:00,959
Speaker 1: it more tourists again.

1307
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 3: They can make more money again, and they influencers to

1308
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 3: come take photos.

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01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: It're part of the problem.

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01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 8: Now you're thinking Brook. So of course, this publicity and

1311
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 8: exclusivity is just making influencers more interested, especially if they

1312
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 8: can get a shot at these turnstiles. One person said,

1313
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 8: people go where everyone else goes. We're just sheep.

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01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, someone's like six dollars.

1315
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 5: That's a steal.

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01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 8: I mean tell that to this little guy because for

1317
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 8: years he's been beaten making his own path right down

1318
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 8: to the neighborhood foot walkers. Oh yeah, and he's gonna

1319
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 8: make it there eventually. It's just kind of a long walk.

1320
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 8: That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end

1321
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 8: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday, Brook.

1322
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1323
01:01:55,720 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 8: It's August eighth. No it's not. It's August six. I

1324
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 8: know a lot of unofficial holidays fall on this day.

1325
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 8: It's National Wiggle your toes Day, it's farm worker Appreciation Day,

1326
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 8: Balloons to Heaven Day, and if you do the math,

1327
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 8: this was also the day Brooke's son, Alder was conceived.

1328
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 1: No one does that.

1329
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 8: It's not his birthday, but it is his day of conception.

1330
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 8: Bro do you want to share any memories from that

1331
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 8: blissful afternoon where your husband cried in your arms.

1332
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 1: You don't want me to share the memories. Jeff is

1333
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 1: a family friendly show.

1334
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 8: Wow, too sexy, too fun, Brooke, you may be in

1335
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 8: tears though, after facing your brand new challenger today. His

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Speaker 8: name is Chris, So Chris, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 11: Hey, thanks very much.

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Speaker 4: Chris. Do you have any kids? I do?

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Speaker 11: I have a daughter and a son.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, do you remember the day you conceive

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Speaker 4: your babies?

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Speaker 11: I did. I think it ended with I'm sorry, sorry

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Speaker 11: for what I did.

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Speaker 1: So you're a good man.

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Speaker 8: I see now Chris Brooke has stormed out of the

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Speaker 8: studio in protest of your fatherhood. So because of that,

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Speaker 8: let's get to the game. You got thirty seconds to

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Speaker 8: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

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Speaker 8: you could say pass. But you have to beat her

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Speaker 8: outright if you want to win? Are you ready? You bet?

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Speaker 8: Your time starts now. On this day. In twenty twelve,

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Speaker 8: the NASA Curiosity Rover first landed on the surface of

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Speaker 8: what planet Mars. A flamboyance is the description for a

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Speaker 8: group of what bird. The reality singing show American Idol

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Speaker 8: is produced in more or less than one hundred countries

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Speaker 8: across the globe. More in the play Romeo and Juliet,

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Speaker 8: How old was Juliet? When a chameleon's trying to warm up?

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Speaker 8: What color does it change to.

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Speaker 14: Read?

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Speaker 8: Well done there, Chris got your answers. Zan Brooks's gonna

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Speaker 8: come back into the studio now. And we always ask

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Speaker 8: first time players, why did you call in? What made

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Speaker 8: you want to play Brook? Today? And apparently Chris's daughter

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Speaker 8: was on last month to play and she lost. So

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Speaker 8: Chris is here getting cold hard vengeance for his family

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Speaker 8: that you destroyed.

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Speaker 10: My daughter is Her name is Lucy, and she was

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Speaker 10: on about a month ago.

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Speaker 11: And you destroyed her. And she's really smart.

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Speaker 1: You just sound so young. I did not expect you

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Speaker 1: to have an adult daughter.

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Speaker 8: Well, it's a privilege that your daughter was on the

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Speaker 8: show so that Brooke could break her confidence for that.

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Speaker 8: That's our gift to you, all those.

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Speaker 1: Years of work you did as a father in just

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Speaker 1: mere thirty seconds, I undid it all.

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Speaker 8: Have your other kid on the show so we can

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Speaker 8: destroy them too. Now it's Brook's turn.

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Speaker 5: Are you ready?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Your time starts now. On this day in twenty twelve,

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Speaker 8: the NASA Curiosity Rover first landed on the surface of

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Speaker 8: what planet Mars. A flamboyance is the description for what

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Speaker 8: group of bird Flamingo. The reality singing show American Idol

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Speaker 8: is produced in more or less than one hundred countries

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Speaker 8: across the globe.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 6: More.

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Speaker 8: In the play Romeo and Juliet, How old was Juliet thirteen?

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Speaker 8: When a chameleon is trying to warm up, what color

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Speaker 8: does it change to?

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Speaker 1: Cute black?

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Speaker 8: The country Australia is divided into states or provinces.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with provinces, right, Well, we don't really

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Speaker 1: ever know the difference between a state and the province.

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Speaker 1: I always thought it was just kind of the same.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's just what you want to call it. But

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Speaker 8: let's go to the scoreboard to see how you Bolt

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Speaker 8: did with Jose Oh no, was shock.

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Speaker 4: Again, Chris? You got four today.

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Speaker 8: That's a solid score game. You only got one, wrong, man, Yeah, Brook,

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Speaker 8: give it to me five.

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Speaker 14: Oh.

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Speaker 5: Lucy's gonna be mad.

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Speaker 1: Lucy'll be happy because if Lucy lost, she wouldn't want

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Speaker 1: her dad.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it was a good effort, Chris, but not enough

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Speaker 8: to win today. Let's go over the It's just for

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Speaker 8: everybody in twenty twelve, the NASA Curiosity Rover first landed

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Speaker 8: on the surface of Mars.

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Speaker 4: He keeps saying NASA.

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Speaker 8: It's really hard for me to say NASA. A flamboyance

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Speaker 8: is a description for a group of flamingos. American idol

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Speaker 8: is produced in more than one hundred countries one one

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Speaker 8: hundred and fifty, including Pakistan, and.

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Speaker 4: They changed the name right for the country.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, hopefully. In the play Romeo and Juliet, Juliet is

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Speaker 8: thirteen years old. A chameleon when it's trying to warm up,

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Speaker 8: changes to the color black because black observes heat and

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Speaker 8: that would help its body warm up. Country of Australia,

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Speaker 8: divide it into six states states.

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Speaker 11: Great job, Brook, Hey, good job do you too.

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Speaker 8: Man, so graceful in defeat. So just for being here, Chris,

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Speaker 8: you know what we're gonna do is we're going to

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Speaker 8: send you two tickets to La May's Car Museum in

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Speaker 8: a prize pack from rev Up Energy. Don't wake Up,

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Speaker 8: rev Up.

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Speaker 11: Thank you very much, Yanks.

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Speaker 7: The other kids are like family members, cousins that Brook

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Speaker 7: and destroyed.

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Speaker 1: No, I was just thinking that you and Lucy should

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Speaker 1: go eat some ice cream together. Of the miser rays.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I like that, and then plot your revenge for

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Speaker 8: when you come back and take this show down.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, you're going down next time.

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Speaker 4: Brook.

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Speaker 8: All right, we can't wait. We're gonna be back. We're

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Speaker 8: gonna do Wainn Brooks back the same time tomorrow, Brook

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Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the morning