Speaker 1: Second, d any dating app that you log into, there's
Speaker 1: all these acronyms that you have to know for what
Speaker 1: you're looking for. Oh yeah, you know, like LTR long
Speaker 1: term relationship. There's DTR define the relationship. Uh f WB
Speaker 1: friends with baked Goods. That's Brook has so many FWBs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did notice, you know how much. But what happens
Speaker 1: when somebody reaches out to us and they're not really
Speaker 1: sure what they want exactly. They just want to see
Speaker 1: them again. That's what Thomas says. He's hoping for a JWS,
Speaker 1: just want to see I don't like that. I don't
Speaker 1: like Well that's what Thomas wants. So you guys have
Speaker 1: to get over it. Ainion, Welcome to the show. Thomas.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, Hey, so I take it you don't use
Speaker 1: JWS on your dating profile right already. I had never
Speaker 1: heard that one until you just did it. So okay,
Speaker 1: I think we're making dating history right now. So tell
Speaker 1: us about the girl that you j wus off. So
Speaker 1: I went out to a bar with a bunch of friends,
Speaker 1: and you know, at a bar, there's like your crew,
Speaker 1: and then another crew and another crew and another crew.
Speaker 1: We we sort of all knew each other, but like
Speaker 1: not close friends. That makes sense, But I like that
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're like, oh, dude, this is so and so
Speaker 1: I used to work with him and his friend now
Speaker 1: and now you're I hate it when I'm like, and
Speaker 1: I don't remember your names. Yeah, so you didn't meet
Speaker 1: on a dating app? You met I r L. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: will you not do? You don't sound cool? That's what
Speaker 1: you think, don't that means? In real life? I know,
Speaker 1: I just don't use I know some people all away,
Speaker 1: I think. So anyway, tell us about the girl that
Speaker 1: you met. Ira. So this in real life girl that
Speaker 1: I met. She was kind of cool. I had a
Speaker 1: friend from another group come over and she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: there's a girl over there. She's really interested in you.
Speaker 1: And she's like, you should you should really go over
Speaker 1: and talk to her. Woman moved there. Yeah, well done,
Speaker 1: wing woman. Right. So she points me over to Chelsea
Speaker 1: and I go over to Chelsea and I'm talking to
Speaker 1: her and conversation is it's clunky at best, it's that
Speaker 1: really great conversation, you know. Why do you say though?
Speaker 1: What made it not a great conversation? Just the questions
Speaker 1: from both sides were very dumb because we were kind
Speaker 1: of nervous. Yeah, oh, do you like music? And she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh like music? Yeah. And then she's like do you
Speaker 1: like food? And I'm like, oh yeah, food's good. And
Speaker 1: I've written a whole joke about this. It's so true.
Speaker 1: But it's probably that this girl. I mean usually in
Speaker 1: my experience with girl groups, right, like, if you're going
Speaker 1: to send somebody over to talk to a dude, it's
Speaker 1: because you're shy. Yeah, she's just shy and just trying
Speaker 1: to find generic middle ground, right, yeah, kind of food. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's pivot to this. She was like, they didn't get
Speaker 1: there though, Yeah, I don't know. Actually we live so
Speaker 1: so she was like, let's grab a drink. So we did. Okay,
Speaker 1: good idea and that smooth things out. It was, it
Speaker 1: was pretty good. And then we finished the one and
Speaker 1: she's like, can we go back to your place? Bro? No,
Speaker 1: it's always a shy girls. It's always got to watch
Speaker 1: out for girl. Yeah. I don't know, I think you're
Speaker 1: did you like food? Comment? Really, let's get out of you,
Speaker 1: flooth operator. What could I say? Well done? Okay, So okay,
Speaker 1: so you guys leave the bar. Yeah, we grabbed an uber.
Speaker 1: We went back to my place. What do you take
Speaker 1: it in your head? Are you like stoked? Are you nervous?
Speaker 1: Where are you at? I was sort of like, okay,
Speaker 1: well I guess this is this is happening. So we
Speaker 1: get back to my place. I opened the door and
Speaker 1: my god, this lady she's going at me like a
Speaker 1: movie movie level makeout. We're knocking stuff off the walling
Speaker 1: off that table. It was. It was insane. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden she just is like, sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't do this, and I'm like, okay, well we
Speaker 1: don't have to. If you want to hang out by
Speaker 1: all this, let's just chill. And she apologize, apologize, grabbed
Speaker 1: the coat and left. Yeah that's so weird that she
Speaker 1: would turn it on like so hot and then he yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: completely off. So I texted her like the next day,
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, you know, how are you like, like,
Speaker 1: I mean, the conversation went back to cluck clu yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm sure like when she left, originally you're probably thinking, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's gonna be r b oh okay, right, yeah, really
Speaker 1: you guys are getting into this. I know you say
Speaker 1: you don't like it, what you kind of like it.
Speaker 1: Maybe she like was actually you know how girls say,
Speaker 1: women will say, oh, I'm not one of those type
Speaker 1: of girls, Like maybe she really wasn't you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, yeah, we could speculate forever on the maybes,
Speaker 1: let's get a definite answer. We're gonna play a song,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, we'll call it Chelsea, and we'll try
Speaker 1: and get your second date up date. Okay, sounds great. Alright.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners had a hook up that sounds
Speaker 1: like it lasted about thirty seconds. There, it's ten seconds
Speaker 1: longer than my average. But the difference here is afterwards,
Speaker 1: my partners usually hang around for an average of two minutes.
Speaker 1: Thomas's date, though, she was out the door instantly. Oh man.
Speaker 1: Now she stopped the hook up right as it started,
Speaker 1: basically and said, look, I'm sorry, I just can't do this.
Speaker 1: I gotta go, which is weird because she's the one
Speaker 1: who insisted that they go back to his place originally,
Speaker 1: all of it. Yeah, gissked him to go back. So
Speaker 1: now Thomas is just really confused, and we're committed to
Speaker 1: helping him out, yea, we are. In fact, Brooke is
Speaker 1: even willing to finish the hook up with Look at
Speaker 1: that Brook way to step up for our listeners. Good job?
Speaker 1: Is it going to be another minute or how long? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm up for whatever you want. Okay, maybe that's the problem.
Speaker 1: I need to play a little hard to get in
Speaker 1: this game. I don't like reflecting on this. What do
Speaker 1: you think? Why do you think she left? Honestly, I
Speaker 1: don't know. She seemed really a gung ho and everything
Speaker 1: was going great. Man, I don't know gung hole the
Speaker 1: word that I mean. It wasn't like he had bad
Speaker 1: breath or something, right Like, I'm just thinking like something
Speaker 1: may have turned her off. Yeah. I would almost hope
Speaker 1: it's something simple like that, so he could be like, oh,
Speaker 1: next time. All that's true, you know, Yeah, you can't
Speaker 1: fix it unless you know I guess, do you have
Speaker 1: bad breath? Brow? Do you know? No? I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: I don't go to the dentist every six months. Wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's more than all right. Well, let's just give her
Speaker 1: a call. We'll see what she has to say if
Speaker 1: she answers. So I'm a dala Chelsea's number right now?
Speaker 1: You ready? Yep? All right? Here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Chelsea. This is Chelsea. Hey, Chelsea, my
Speaker 1: name is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Hi, Hi, Chelsea. Hello, I'm going to help you.
Speaker 1: We're doing a segment on a show called a second
Speaker 1: Date Update. That's where we help our listeners reconnect with
Speaker 1: someone after what they thought was a really good date.
Speaker 1: And so you you met a guy out the other night.
Speaker 1: His name was Thomas. Oh, okay, okay. Would you say
Speaker 1: about Thomas? I just said, oh jeez, oh, I thought
Speaker 1: it was like, oh boy, oh geez, okay, oh boy.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what to take from that yet. But
Speaker 1: Thomas told us about the night that you guys spent together,
Speaker 1: and it sounded pretty good, exciting. You're very exciting, a
Speaker 1: little bit of a short night, and so he's a
Speaker 1: little bit confused about how things ended and why exactly,
Speaker 1: because it sounds like you took off from his apartment
Speaker 1: pretty quick. Wow, this is so awkward. What the heck? YEA,
Speaker 1: but also got to think it's pretty awkward to leave
Speaker 1: a makeout like halfway through. Yeah, but now you know,
Speaker 1: days later, you're still not responding to him, and so
Speaker 1: he just has a bunch of questions and doesn't know
Speaker 1: where to get the answers. Okay, okay, yeah, well I
Speaker 1: really liked him and stuff, but he said, um, like
Speaker 1: while we were kissing and stuff, he said, oh, I
Speaker 1: so want to date you, and I want to date you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to date you. And this like sort of
Speaker 1: slapped me back to reality. I don't sorry, are you
Speaker 1: not looking to date right now? That look up someone
Speaker 1: you're not trying to be like, yo, I can't wait
Speaker 1: for us to get married. It is kind of a
Speaker 1: weird thing to say mid makeout your first hang out
Speaker 1: now it's like a commitment. If they follow through, it's
Speaker 1: like a bar thing. Were you just like looking for
Speaker 1: the one night stand? Which is finely maybe the words
Speaker 1: came out weird. I think he just meant he was
Speaker 1: having a good time and he couldn't wait to go
Speaker 1: out with you, like very officially yet anything though during
Speaker 1: that Maybe she doesn't want future plans. Yeah, well I
Speaker 1: just felt bad because I got the impression that he
Speaker 1: kind of liked me, and like the truth of the
Speaker 1: matter is I totally have a boyfriend. Oh oh oh god,
Speaker 1: So wait, wait, you're cheating on your boyfriend. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you want to look at it that way. But
Speaker 1: how I would your boyfriend look at it that way?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. You're not sure? Is this like an
Speaker 1: open relationship? Well, here's the thing. I feel like he
Speaker 1: might understand, because really it was for his benefit. We've
Speaker 1: been together for several years now, and like I felt
Speaker 1: like I needed to the situation a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I think I do, but keep going.
Speaker 1: So I was just gonna, like, you know, go and
Speaker 1: hook up, and he was, you know, what's good, what's
Speaker 1: fresh with new, bring it back home, you know, and
Speaker 1: then bring it back home into boring stuff right now?
Speaker 1: And you needed new ideas? Is that where you Yeah?
Speaker 1: Pretty much, I think I'm getting the idea. So, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: you were interested in Thomas just from a purely physical
Speaker 1: standpoint to see what you could learn from him, But
Speaker 1: when he started mentioning dating, then it crossed the line. Right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's interesting because like talking to Thomas on the phone,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't probably be my go to tutor. I don't.
Speaker 1: That is extremely rude. It's extremely rude, especially because he's
Speaker 1: listening to this right now and literally heard that, and
Speaker 1: he heard everything that Chelsea said. Because Chelsea Thomas has
Speaker 1: been there. That's okay. I kind of like it's good
Speaker 1: that I he hears this because I didn't know how
Speaker 1: to say it at the time, and like I didn't
Speaker 1: know responded Tex. All right, Thomas, go ahead say hello, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: you're a total atole? Or was that a suggestion for
Speaker 1: a love? None into that stuff. No, I'm not gonna no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna help you cheat on some dude because
Speaker 1: then I'm the actole. No, I don't care what your
Speaker 1: side is. You need to tell people that you need
Speaker 1: to figure that on your own. But you don't use
Speaker 1: me for ruin. No. But but she didn't technically go
Speaker 1: all the way through with it. It doesn't matter. Well,
Speaker 1: so you'd be totally fine if your girlfriend made out
Speaker 1: with some dude and then came home. It was like
Speaker 1: I didn't well, I don't know if she came home
Speaker 1: with a cool new skill because of it. I'm not
Speaker 1: thank you, sir. Bring it over. What else I could learn? Okay,
Speaker 1: look it, I'm you know, be careful here. We're a
Speaker 1: family friendly show. Rain it in if you wanted to
Speaker 1: find out what happened here it is. We don't even
Speaker 1: be calling me names. Yeah, you need to apologize for
Speaker 1: that one. I think. But here you said he wouldn't
Speaker 1: be a good tutor the first time he's telling somebody that, like, whatever,
Speaker 1: keep going. Here's the thing, Chelsea, why don't you just
Speaker 1: open with that with any dude at the bar. If
Speaker 1: you walked up to a hot guy at a bar
Speaker 1: and you said, hey, listen, I don't want anything tonight
Speaker 1: except for this, because this is what I want to learn.
Speaker 1: I think you could teach me some new things you're
Speaker 1: telling me. A dude wouldn't turn that Like you could
Speaker 1: find eight other guys though, that would say yes, eight
Speaker 1: other guys that would say yes, Like, why not lead
Speaker 1: with the truth. I don't hate that idea. You might
Speaker 1: be right. Yeah, she is right. Every guy has morals
Speaker 1: or standards. Some dudes are like, cool, this is the
Speaker 1: best scenario. Yeah, I mean, it sounds like jose is
Speaker 1: trying to volunteer to help you out. I never will
Speaker 1: you have morals and standards? What? Oh? I never never
Speaker 1: will have? Relationships are so complicated these days. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it's not that complicated not to cheat on your boyfriend
Speaker 1: or friend. It feels like you two have a lot
Speaker 1: of things to say to each other. I don't have
Speaker 1: anything to say that would be a good thing to
Speaker 1: say when you guys are looking at each other face
Speaker 1: to face over a dinner. Perhaps, no not a dinner,
Speaker 1: because we can't make it a date lunch. I think
Speaker 1: I'm done with this person because he just called me
Speaker 1: a horn. He can't really sit back from that. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: hold on. I just said the truth, you know, and
Speaker 1: it is turning me on when he uses that language.
Speaker 1: That's not going to work for this phone call you over,
Speaker 1: you guys, stop it. It can be flustered. Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning