Speaker 1: Second date. Sometimes you start a date off and you're
Speaker 1: already in the hole at a disadvantage, like when you
Speaker 1: meet someone on Hot Latina Match. But you get there
Speaker 1: and realize, wait a second, I don't speak any Spanish.
Speaker 1: Oh for you her four older brothers. Sure do you like? Uh? Oldah?
Speaker 1: No a blast burritos doritos. That's not Loco's not doing good.
Speaker 1: I would have my brothers punch you too. One of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Tyler, knows that he started the night off
Speaker 1: at a disadvantage. We'll get to it in just a second,
Speaker 1: but first, Tyler, welcome to the show. Hey, how are
Speaker 1: you guys doing. You're a chipper, my friend. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like I've been through a out. If you
Speaker 1: can't laugh about it, then you know, I mean you
Speaker 1: just cry? Yeah, what are you doing with that energy? Well,
Speaker 1: we're ready to laugh at your terrible first date all
Speaker 1: the way to the end. But first, tell us about
Speaker 1: the girl that you met. Who is she? So I
Speaker 1: matched with a girl named Ali out of dating app? Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, like I've been swiping left so
Speaker 1: much just because I feel like I'm zoning in on
Speaker 1: red flags, you know, But this one. Surprisingly I saw none. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a rare fine for sure itself. Either she's not
Speaker 1: going to stay on the market for long or it's
Speaker 1: completely Yeah that's fair. Maybe that's the wrong way to
Speaker 1: put it. I guess that depends on her model. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you took a chance in you and you swiped
Speaker 1: on her. Yeah, we swep I swipe right, and we
Speaker 1: really bought it on the fact that we both like
Speaker 1: Asian food. Yeah, we could talk about this for time.
Speaker 1: It's an easy date setup, right that you're just gonna
Speaker 1: go get some sort of like Asian cuisine together, noodles whatever?
Speaker 1: Is that what you did? Yeah? There was a There
Speaker 1: was an awesome sushi spot, but I hadn't gone to before,
Speaker 1: but I had heard some great things about it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, Hey, do you want to meet there?
Speaker 1: And she was like yeah, absolutely. Is that a red
Speaker 1: flag that she's so amenable to your first idea? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it'd be nice if she had some standards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey's looking for someone more picky. Yeah, yeah, I supposed
Speaker 1: that sounds great though, And sushi dates are so fun?
Speaker 1: Can you share food? You talk about it? How? Well?
Speaker 1: So here's the thing, I was on my way there
Speaker 1: on the bus and I kind of got distracted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I look up and realize we're at the spot, and
Speaker 1: I went and ran. I dove off the bus made
Speaker 1: it just time. Kay. Right as the bus starts to leave,
Speaker 1: I realized I left my glasses on the bush, like
Speaker 1: your weight unglasses. I'm hoping please they were prescription. Oh
Speaker 1: why are you taking your flashes off on the bus.
Speaker 1: I'm not completely blind. I got a stigmatism, but okay,
Speaker 1: I mean things are fuzzy. So she shows up and
Speaker 1: looks great. I mean you can't see clearly her features.
Speaker 1: But do you decide to go through with it? Or
Speaker 1: do you call it off? At that point? What am
Speaker 1: I gonna do? Hunt down the bus? Like you're already there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like whenever, I'm gonna go in and enjoy myself.
Speaker 1: I walk in, I find her. Oh you're able to
Speaker 1: see her. Okay, well, I can see that there's a person.
Speaker 1: She's like feeling her face. You feel beautiful. I just
Speaker 1: I led with the name, and when she was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I find the right one. Did
Speaker 1: you explain what had happened? I did. I was honest
Speaker 1: with her, I didn't want to just sit there squinting
Speaker 1: at her. Yeah, it looks like you're angry when you
Speaker 1: do that. But here's where things get a little rough.
Speaker 1: What I can't read the menu. Yeah, there's so many
Speaker 1: options at sushi. Yeah, there's a lot of ingredients listed
Speaker 1: on some of those roles. Oh no, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to just go with like a you know, a rainbow
Speaker 1: roll or a spider roll or something California. But it
Speaker 1: looked great when I was like, hey, can you read
Speaker 1: that one again? To me? Like, I mean, she felt
Speaker 1: like she was looking into her future of being married
Speaker 1: at eighty years old. You think it's either I was
Speaker 1: a scariatric or a toddler, one of them. So what
Speaker 1: happens is does dinner go okay? Well, yes, and no,
Speaker 1: we're not quite that far yet, because the waiter came
Speaker 1: back to tell me that they were out of like
Speaker 1: some of the ingredients for one of the roles or
Speaker 1: by this point. Yeah, but I mean eventually you get
Speaker 1: your food, right, yeah, yeah, But she had to sit
Speaker 1: there and read the menu to me while the waiters
Speaker 1: standing right there. That's so annoying. So four hours after
Speaker 1: you arrive, they finally bring out your sushi rolls. We
Speaker 1: had a fun time until I had to go home
Speaker 1: and I realized I can't see the number on the bus.
Speaker 1: She's got to guide you to the bus or it's
Speaker 1: a good option to be like, hey, I can't really
Speaker 1: see Maybe do you want to uber ride together? We
Speaker 1: put the address in my phone. Yeah, I can't what
Speaker 1: do you do? So what we did was we stood there.
Speaker 1: I just had a nice little conversation while we waited
Speaker 1: for the bus. And I was like, oh, is this
Speaker 1: thirty five. It's like no, that's ninety three. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Oh god, yeah, that's probably not the best
Speaker 1: look on you. I mean, a bus departure is never
Speaker 1: a real sexy departure. I advocate for public transportation points. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's nice, but the hottest look always well does she
Speaker 1: kiss you or anything? We didn't ask that. Sorry, we
Speaker 1: had a We had a little hugally and he knows
Speaker 1: if the person that he hugged was actually We're gonna
Speaker 1: call her and find out when we do your second
Speaker 1: date update right after this hold on second, We're in
Speaker 1: the middle of a second date update with Tyler, who
Speaker 1: took Ali out for sushi the other day. Problem is
Speaker 1: he lost his glasses while taking the bus to get there.
Speaker 1: Oh man, And I know Brook looks down on people
Speaker 1: who take the bus. Along with Alexis and Jose think
Speaker 1: gets totally fine and we one hundred percent support the
Speaker 1: middle class. Okay, yeah, that counts. Meanwhile, Brook, on the
Speaker 1: other hand, has no problem driving her lambeau down the
Speaker 1: bus lane while giving the middle finger to quote the
Speaker 1: commoners riding public transportation. All I'm saying is him waiting
Speaker 1: at the bus stop with her not the best exit,
Speaker 1: you know, not a sexy exit doesn't sound better when
Speaker 1: you say, yeah, why are you shaming bus riding? Sham,
Speaker 1: You can look sexy waiting for a bus. The awkward
Speaker 1: part was since Tyler didn't have his glasses, he had
Speaker 1: to have Ali read off the sushi menu twice and
Speaker 1: help him find his bus home. So, Brook, before we
Speaker 1: call Ali, are there any other demographics you'd like to shame? First?
Speaker 1: Maybe some bicycle riders. You are making me such a villain.
Speaker 1: You're making yourself here. Okay, then say something nice about
Speaker 1: bus riders. I think riding the bus is great. I
Speaker 1: think public transportation helps save the world. It's economical. I
Speaker 1: just think that it's not hot. Did you hear that, Tyler?
Speaker 1: She says, you smell like be You have to read
Speaker 1: in between the lines with books sometimes better for the environment.
Speaker 1: I'll say that. Yeah, I don't do that. Don't let her, guy,
Speaker 1: I'm just bringing up a possibility. My god, her lambo
Speaker 1: and drive off. Let's just call Ali here and get
Speaker 1: to the bottom of this before we lose any other Wait. Wait, wait,
Speaker 1: you got a Lambeau yet. I had a two thousand
Speaker 1: and six Subaru until I wrecked it. Now I have nothing.
Speaker 1: She sent the Lambo back to the shop because the
Speaker 1: customer zations weren't done well. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Let's just call Ali and see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Brooke's ride and Alley was disgusted by the
Speaker 1: bus thing tooting. Here we go. Let's just call her. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Ali? Yeah, that's me, Hey Ali, This is
Speaker 1: This is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi, Ali Radio.
Speaker 1: Are you a listener? Uh? Sometimes I can. I guess. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're doing something that I guess you probably heard on
Speaker 1: our show before, called the second Date Update. Okay, so
Speaker 1: one of our listeners reach out for a little help
Speaker 1: named Tyler. Okay, Oh is that a good laugh or
Speaker 1: is that a demeaning laugh? Uh? I mean it's kind
Speaker 1: of weird. He's reaching out to you guys, well you haven't.
Speaker 1: You haven't gotten back to him after your date, so
Speaker 1: he's just a little confused as to why. Um, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. Well, i'll tell you.
Speaker 1: What we know about your date is going out to sushi,
Speaker 1: and that Tyler admitted to us that he accidentally lost
Speaker 1: his glasses and left them on the bus. So it
Speaker 1: was kind of awkward the entire night. You read the
Speaker 1: men you do him and things like that annoying? Maybe
Speaker 1: was that annoying? Yeah? Very hard to believe, quite frankly,
Speaker 1: so hard to believe. You don't believe him about the glasses, No,
Speaker 1: not at all. I think this is like a whole shing.
Speaker 1: How would that Why would you embarrass himself like that
Speaker 1: on purpose? Yeah? Can you explain he didn't embarrass him?
Speaker 1: I'll he made it up, So why why would you
Speaker 1: say that? It was obvious like he could see and
Speaker 1: I even like put him to the test a couple
Speaker 1: of times because like I didn't buy it. Well, you
Speaker 1: can still see a little bit without your glasses. It's
Speaker 1: not like he was totally blind. No, I have actually
Speaker 1: had lasic eye surgery back in the day, so I
Speaker 1: know what it's like to be like basically blind. So
Speaker 1: that's why I could see right throw him. What do
Speaker 1: you mean you saw right through him? It was a
Speaker 1: pretty packed restaurant, And it's interesting that he found me
Speaker 1: pretty quickly. He didn't ask anybody to show him where
Speaker 1: I was or you know, I didn't see him like
Speaker 1: struggling or looking around like I mean, came right up
Speaker 1: to me. You've had bad vision before, you know, it's
Speaker 1: a whole scale, right, Like some people can't see letters
Speaker 1: very well. Other people like me, I literally couldn't see
Speaker 1: anyone's face. But people that can't see other people's faces
Speaker 1: don't take their glasses off and lose him on the bus. Really,
Speaker 1: I mean, like this was like totally sucks to me.
Speaker 1: So like I kind of actually did my own test.
Speaker 1: So okay, she pulled out an eye chart at please
Speaker 1: read the lowest line. You can't know, but like what
Speaker 1: I did was we had um those like nice round
Speaker 1: chop sticks. They weren't like the wooden one, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like this you do, Like I kind
Speaker 1: of like fun it so it would fall and it
Speaker 1: would like spin him and he caught it so he
Speaker 1: could see that and he caught it before it hit
Speaker 1: the floor. The sushi the chopsticks rolled off the table
Speaker 1: and he was able he caught it, Yeah, first hand.
Speaker 1: So like, I don't know, Brooke is acting sus about
Speaker 1: this whole thing. I know, because you can't read, like
Speaker 1: letters are different than seeing an actual object fall off
Speaker 1: a table. Of course she'd be able to see it
Speaker 1: some of the brook he works. He said, his vision
Speaker 1: wasn't that bad. I love it how I love seeing
Speaker 1: how the blind will stand up for their fellow blind.
Speaker 1: Before we take the next step in this call, we
Speaker 1: need to address what Brooke has been saying here. Why
Speaker 1: would he do that? Why would why would he lie
Speaker 1: about having bad vision? Not? What purpose does that? I mean?
Speaker 1: I think I know why. I think it's because like
Speaker 1: when we went outside and he was like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: like I can't see the bus number. Can you take
Speaker 1: me home? Just give me a ride, like a ride
Speaker 1: out of you. Yeah, like he I think this was
Speaker 1: his thing, like, oh I can't see, so like let's
Speaker 1: go to my place. I don't buy it. Someone with it.
Speaker 1: I can't. Actually, I don't know about I don't know
Speaker 1: how I feel about this. The only way to really
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of it is to have Tyler
Speaker 1: himself come on the phone. And as you know, he's
Speaker 1: been listening on the other line this entire time. Ali,
Speaker 1: unless he's suddenly deaf too, Tyler, Tyler, are you there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Oh man, Tyler, you got something explaining to do?
Speaker 1: It sounds like, I think the craziest thing I've ever heard, honestly, Like,
Speaker 1: why would I do something like that? That's just I mean, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm on. This is why I wasn't like picking up
Speaker 1: sushi and smacking it on both sides of my face
Speaker 1: before I put it in my mouth? Hole? How disabled
Speaker 1: to that degree? Okay, okay, well how about this, Tyler,
Speaker 1: Like I need to ask you, were you playing it
Speaker 1: up at all? Like leaning into a little bit of
Speaker 1: the blurrness to get a little sympathy. I mean, it
Speaker 1: sound like he was trying to use it as an
Speaker 1: opening to get back to her. Yeah, with that or
Speaker 1: with the menu, like it is a lot you know what,
Speaker 1: Let's go all the way and what if what if
Speaker 1: she's coming the truth, what if she's right that I
Speaker 1: made the whole thing up. I'm noting I did. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is that the worst thing ever? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: using someone's sympathy to get in their pants is not
Speaker 1: usually a good thing. I'm saying I was doing that.
Speaker 1: I was I'm I'm not saying I was doing that
Speaker 1: at all, But I'm saying if this is there's no
Speaker 1: way I'm gonna be able to convince her one way
Speaker 1: or the other. So let's say, let's say she's one
Speaker 1: hundred percent right and I was just trying to spend
Speaker 1: some more time with an amazing person. Are you playing
Speaker 1: Devil's advocate on yourself. It's not a bad strategy, it's
Speaker 1: a good move. But what I'm hearing here, Tyler, is
Speaker 1: that you did maybe play it up a little bit
Speaker 1: more than you had to just to get onto Ali's
Speaker 1: good side. I'm just saying that there's I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that, Oh my god, I'm just saying that
Speaker 1: I'm bored from this conversation. You talk a lot, you
Speaker 1: wrap it up for I'm Ali. I'm a little bit
Speaker 1: bored here too, So I'm just gonna Ali, we'd like
Speaker 1: to send you out on another date with Tyler with
Speaker 1: his glasses on this time, so no excuse, no, I
Speaker 1: mean he made this up. It was extremely desperate and pathetic,
Speaker 1: and I believe he's done this a few times before
Speaker 1: and it's got to stop. This is terrible. Side until
Speaker 1: he started talking, it does sound like he's that's fine, guys,
Speaker 1: that's fine. You know, she want to go on a
Speaker 1: date with me. I will say, I've got another girl
Speaker 1: that I'd like you guys to call, and I just
Speaker 1: can't quite see her numbers. Man, I think we take
Speaker 1: this work, you know. Froak and Jeffrey in the morning.