WEBVTT - I'm Dating Your Mom

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? Today?

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<v Speaker 2>I was told, yes, it was a mother doing her son.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds weird, but doing what to her son? Well, if

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<v Speaker 2>you listen, you'll understand in a minute. Okay, Well, a

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<v Speaker 2>phone taps, all right, Well explain it, Garrett. What's it about?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>So Adrianna is going to phone tap her son Nick,

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<v Speaker 3>who is away at school now. Adrianne is recently divorced

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<v Speaker 3>and just getting back into dating and and uh, back

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<v Speaker 3>into the dating game. So Adriana wants to start the

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<v Speaker 3>call to her son Nick. Then I'm going to take

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<v Speaker 3>over as a friend that her mom met, uh you

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<v Speaker 3>know in passing.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So a mom is phone tapping her son. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad we cleared that up. Here we go, Garrett's

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap. What's listening?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, hey, honey, how you doing? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, it's so funny. It was coming out of

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<v Speaker 5>them all. And I saw a guy with a New

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<v Speaker 5>Paul sweatshirt on, and I just said, I said, my

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<v Speaker 5>son goes to New Paul's. And then he said he knows.

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<v Speaker 5>You just feel like such an. His name is Mike,

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<v Speaker 5>like you.

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<v Speaker 4>Tom, Did you say what class?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I think it was like a biology class or something.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, you know, then it was like a

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<v Speaker 4>lecture hall class that was like two hundred people. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't really know if I.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't know, he said he knew you. Look, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>He wanted to get in touch with you, so I

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<v Speaker 5>hope you don't mind. But I gave him your cell

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<v Speaker 5>phone number. I mean, you know, I mean maybe you know,

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<v Speaker 5>you guys could hang out, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Or something we could my umber.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you know, I just thought, you know, you could

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<v Speaker 5>be friends. I mean, who knows whatever, But you know, anyway,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, I got around, honey. But I'll get the money,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, gee, I'll send it up this weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, thanks mom, Well okay, I love you. Bye bye?

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<v Speaker 1>Well Nick?

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<v Speaker 4>Who was this?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Nick?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Man? My name is Mike Seaver. I met your mom

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<v Speaker 3>and she gave me your number, so I know this

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<v Speaker 3>is a little weird. What what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my mom talked to me.

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<v Speaker 3>We shared a bio class last semester. I know, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if you remember me, but I towards the

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<v Speaker 3>back I know you're like in the middle of the class,

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<v Speaker 3>but really, trust me, man, it was it was kind

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<v Speaker 3>of weird for me to call you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Almost No, I totally understand. It doesn't get to be weird.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all good and you're totally cool with everything. Uh

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<v Speaker 3>what you don't mind that I'm dating your mom?

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<v Speaker 4>You're dating my mom? Is that what you said?

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I thought, you know, she talked to you

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<v Speaker 3>and what maybe about three months ago, she came into

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<v Speaker 3>Lane Bryant where I work.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you, I'm twenty three.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you dating by? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, we have no no.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you you're not dating my mom. No, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I am, because that's not happening. She was ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>She was coming in looking for her.

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<v Speaker 4>Dating a twenty three year old I'm twenty two.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well it's hey man, it's you know, times are different.

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<v Speaker 3>But she came in looking for addressed for I believe

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<v Speaker 3>her sister, Christy's birthday party.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're not coming home.

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<v Speaker 3>This weekend, and you know what, cool, we can go

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<v Speaker 3>to the gym and you know, we can hash this

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<v Speaker 3>all out before Sunday dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>You're coming to Sunday? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>It's something that me and Aid talked about. It's your mom,

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<v Speaker 3>and we got.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot in common.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you and I both have the same comforter

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<v Speaker 3>in our rooms at your house?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean him at my house? You've been

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<v Speaker 4>to my house?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, it was more like we had dinner followed

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<v Speaker 3>by breakfast.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh no, what's your name? Mike? What?

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<v Speaker 5>What's fever? Fever?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? We kind of wear the same clothes. You shop

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<v Speaker 1>at Express. I shot at Express.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't shop at Express.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the black XL shirt that you got. I

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<v Speaker 1>got the same clothes. It's cool. Don't worry about not cool.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm got something I'm not worrying about. I'm more worried

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<v Speaker 4>about this. What are you? You don't date someone's mop

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<v Speaker 4>and you want to hang out with me.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a very nice woman we have.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>You're kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Nicholas, Nicholas, it's nick bitch.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't call me Nicholas. Father calls me Nicholas kidding me?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, that was great.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a cruel mom.

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<v Speaker 5>He's calling right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Do me a favor and three way to call in.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you're dating this guy?

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<v Speaker 5>He's a douchebag.

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<v Speaker 4>That's tough. Tell me you're not dating him so I

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<v Speaker 4>can just go out and take a dad, he said,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm seeing him. I'm Sunday.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I thought it would be nice if we had

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<v Speaker 5>like a dinner again. What's the big deal? Come? Mom?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you dating this guy?

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<v Speaker 3>He's a dor Well?

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<v Speaker 5>What can I say?

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta just answer my question. Okay, are you dating

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<v Speaker 4>this guy?

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<v Speaker 5>We have gone out a couple of times, I mean dating.

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<v Speaker 4>And what you had him for dinner?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>And then he said he had breakfast.

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<v Speaker 5>Well that's usually the courtiest thing to do when somebody

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<v Speaker 5>stays only to make some breakfast.

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<v Speaker 4>And you say, dad's crazy, and you tell me all

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<v Speaker 4>the time you don't want to be like your father

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<v Speaker 4>because he's crazy. What do you think this is? What

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<v Speaker 4>do you think? This is?

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<v Speaker 5>This is the war over reacting.

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<v Speaker 4>Over reacting, this is Oh my gosh, Mom, I just

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<v Speaker 4>look over my mouth. What are you doing meeting this

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<v Speaker 4>constant works at Lane Bryant. We'll kind of a creepy

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<v Speaker 4>kid works Lane Bryant. You're hitting He was so nice.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean we just hit it off. Can I say,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to hear it. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>hear it. Oh my god, this conversations just got work.

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<v Speaker 5>He reminds me of like a lion Gosling type.

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<v Speaker 4>He's mom, shut up, shut up, momin This guy is

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<v Speaker 4>a prick.

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<v Speaker 5>You keep calling it tuger.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't. I can't have this conversation with you. I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>This is like the most awkward things making it awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>It's no. This is worse than what the penis does

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<v Speaker 4>conversation in high school. Mom, I'm not coming on this weekend. Hey, mom,

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<v Speaker 4>who is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Nick?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that Mike?

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<v Speaker 1>Nick? My name is Garth Brandy.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna kick your ask get out of my house now. Nick.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Garre from Elmister. End of the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>You just got the phone tapped by your mom.

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<v Speaker 4>What, oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>On a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 4>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 4>all participants.

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 3>the Morning Show