Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping?
Speaker 2: All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? Today?
Speaker 2: I was told, yes, it was a mother doing her son.
Speaker 2: Sounds weird, but doing what to her son? Well, if
Speaker 2: you listen, you'll understand in a minute. Okay, Well, a
Speaker 2: phone taps, all right, Well explain it, Garrett. What's it about?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: So Adrianna is going to phone tap her son Nick,
Speaker 3: who is away at school now. Adrianne is recently divorced
Speaker 3: and just getting back into dating and and uh, back
Speaker 3: into the dating game. So Adriana wants to start the
Speaker 3: call to her son Nick. Then I'm going to take
Speaker 3: over as a friend that her mom met, uh you
Speaker 3: know in passing.
Speaker 2: All right, So a mom is phone tapping her son. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm glad we cleared that up. Here we go, Garrett's
Speaker 2: phone tap. What's listening?
Speaker 4: Well, hey, honey, how you doing? How you doing?
Speaker 5: You know, it's so funny. It was coming out of
Speaker 5: them all. And I saw a guy with a New
Speaker 5: Paul sweatshirt on, and I just said, I said, my
Speaker 5: son goes to New Paul's. And then he said he knows.
Speaker 5: You just feel like such an. His name is Mike,
Speaker 5: like you.
Speaker 4: Tom, Did you say what class?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I think it was like a biology class or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know, you know, then it was like a
Speaker 4: lecture hall class that was like two hundred people. I
Speaker 4: don't really know if I.
Speaker 5: Don't know, he said he knew you. Look, I don't know.
Speaker 5: He wanted to get in touch with you, so I
Speaker 5: hope you don't mind. But I gave him your cell
Speaker 5: phone number. I mean, you know, I mean maybe you know,
Speaker 5: you guys could hang out, you know.
Speaker 4: Or something we could my umber.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, I just thought, you know, you could
Speaker 5: be friends. I mean, who knows whatever, But you know, anyway,
Speaker 5: you know, I got around, honey. But I'll get the money,
Speaker 5: you know, gee, I'll send it up this weekend.
Speaker 4: Okay, thanks mom, Well okay, I love you. Bye bye?
Speaker 1: Well Nick?
Speaker 4: Who was this?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Nick?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 3: Man? My name is Mike Seaver. I met your mom
Speaker 3: and she gave me your number, so I know this
Speaker 3: is a little weird. What what's up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom talked to me.
Speaker 3: We shared a bio class last semester. I know, I
Speaker 3: don't know if you remember me, but I towards the
Speaker 3: back I know you're like in the middle of the class,
Speaker 3: but really, trust me, man, it was it was kind
Speaker 3: of weird for me to call you.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, you know.
Speaker 4: Almost No, I totally understand. It doesn't get to be weird.
Speaker 3: It's all good and you're totally cool with everything. Uh
Speaker 3: what you don't mind that I'm dating your mom?
Speaker 4: You're dating my mom? Is that what you said?
Speaker 3: That's why I thought, you know, she talked to you
Speaker 3: and what maybe about three months ago, she came into
Speaker 3: Lane Bryant where I work.
Speaker 1: You know you, I'm twenty three.
Speaker 4: How are you dating by? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, we have no no.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you you're not dating my mom. No, no,
Speaker 4: I am, because that's not happening. She was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: She was coming in looking for her.
Speaker 4: Dating a twenty three year old I'm twenty two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's hey man, it's you know, times are different.
Speaker 3: But she came in looking for addressed for I believe
Speaker 3: her sister, Christy's birthday party.
Speaker 1: And you're not coming home.
Speaker 3: This weekend, and you know what, cool, we can go
Speaker 3: to the gym and you know, we can hash this
Speaker 3: all out before Sunday dinner.
Speaker 4: You're coming to Sunday? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: It's something that me and Aid talked about. It's your mom,
Speaker 3: and we got.
Speaker 1: A lot in common.
Speaker 3: You know, you and I both have the same comforter
Speaker 3: in our rooms at your house?
Speaker 4: What do you mean him at my house? You've been
Speaker 4: to my house?
Speaker 3: Well, no, it was more like we had dinner followed
Speaker 3: by breakfast.
Speaker 4: Uh no, what's your name? Mike? What?
Speaker 5: What's fever? Fever?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We kind of wear the same clothes. You shop
Speaker 1: at Express. I shot at Express.
Speaker 4: I don't shop at Express.
Speaker 1: I saw the black XL shirt that you got. I
Speaker 1: got the same clothes. It's cool. Don't worry about not cool.
Speaker 4: I'm got something I'm not worrying about. I'm more worried
Speaker 4: about this. What are you? You don't date someone's mop
Speaker 4: and you want to hang out with me.
Speaker 1: She's a very nice woman we have.
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: You're kidding me?
Speaker 1: Nicholas, Nicholas, it's nick bitch.
Speaker 4: You don't call me Nicholas. Father calls me Nicholas kidding me?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that was great.
Speaker 1: You are a cruel mom.
Speaker 5: He's calling right now.
Speaker 1: Do me a favor and three way to call in.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're dating this guy?
Speaker 5: He's a douchebag.
Speaker 4: That's tough. Tell me you're not dating him so I
Speaker 4: can just go out and take a dad, he said,
Speaker 4: I'm seeing him. I'm Sunday.
Speaker 5: Well, I thought it would be nice if we had
Speaker 5: like a dinner again. What's the big deal? Come? Mom?
Speaker 4: Are you dating this guy?
Speaker 3: He's a dor Well?
Speaker 5: What can I say?
Speaker 4: You gotta just answer my question. Okay, are you dating
Speaker 4: this guy?
Speaker 5: We have gone out a couple of times, I mean dating.
Speaker 4: And what you had him for dinner?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then he said he had breakfast.
Speaker 5: Well that's usually the courtiest thing to do when somebody
Speaker 5: stays only to make some breakfast.
Speaker 4: And you say, dad's crazy, and you tell me all
Speaker 4: the time you don't want to be like your father
Speaker 4: because he's crazy. What do you think this is? What
Speaker 4: do you think? This is?
Speaker 5: This is the war over reacting.
Speaker 4: Over reacting, this is Oh my gosh, Mom, I just
Speaker 4: look over my mouth. What are you doing meeting this
Speaker 4: constant works at Lane Bryant. We'll kind of a creepy
Speaker 4: kid works Lane Bryant. You're hitting He was so nice.
Speaker 5: I mean we just hit it off. Can I say,
Speaker 5: you know, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to
Speaker 4: hear it. Oh my god, this conversations just got work.
Speaker 5: He reminds me of like a lion Gosling type.
Speaker 4: He's mom, shut up, shut up, momin This guy is
Speaker 4: a prick.
Speaker 5: You keep calling it tuger.
Speaker 4: I can't. I can't have this conversation with you. I can't.
Speaker 4: This is like the most awkward things making it awkward.
Speaker 4: It's no. This is worse than what the penis does
Speaker 4: conversation in high school. Mom, I'm not coming on this weekend. Hey, mom,
Speaker 4: who is that?
Speaker 1: Nick?
Speaker 4: Is that Mike?
Speaker 1: Nick? My name is Garth Brandy.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna kick your ask get out of my house now. Nick.
Speaker 1: My name is Garre from Elmister. End of the Morning Show.
Speaker 3: You just got the phone tapped by your mom.
Speaker 4: What, oh my god?
Speaker 1: On a phone tap.
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Speaker 4: all participants.
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