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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tappen, Danielle, Yes,

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Speaker 1: talk about it?

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Speaker 2: What do you got?

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Speaker 1: This is the story of old Man Sausage.

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Speaker 3: He's a grandpa and his granddaughter Deanna wanted to play

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Speaker 3: a phone tap on it because he goes to one

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Speaker 3: of those big food stores and samples a lot of

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Speaker 3: food but rarely buys anything, and so she keeps telling him, Grandpa,

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Speaker 3: you can't do that. It's something's gonna happen. And so

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Speaker 3: I'm calling because he's been busted.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go Grandpa's Sausage. The phone taps listening. Hello, Yes,

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Speaker 1: how I'm looking for mister Brinsley. Please, that's me.

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Speaker 2: Who's this?

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Speaker 1: This is Melanie. I'm the manager at looks yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: and you there, No, sir, we don't have your turkey now.

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Speaker 2: Look I ordered a turkey.

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Speaker 1: That's not why I'm calling.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling about another issue that we have with you

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Speaker 3: on Thursdays?

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Speaker 2: What kind of issue?

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Speaker 1: So on Thursdays?

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Speaker 3: You know how we put all the samples out. We

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Speaker 3: notice that you eat for free and you never purchase anything.

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Speaker 2: Are you calling me about that? I know what a

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Speaker 2: sample is and A sample is something I eat for free?

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Speaker 3: Sir, you cannot come into the store on a Thursday,

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Speaker 3: eat like all the sausage samples and not buy the sausage.

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Speaker 2: I could come into the store anytime I want to,

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Speaker 2: if I could come in the store on Wednesday or

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Speaker 2: on a Friday, if I want you, I'll come in

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Speaker 2: on that Thursday and I'll eat every staple I watch.

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Speaker 2: Now you think about.

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Speaker 1: That, No, for sure, you have to listen to me.

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Speaker 1: We're about to revoke your membership from the store.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, rebuff my membership? I've been messaged

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Speaker 2: two thousand and two.

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Speaker 3: That's a lot of free sausage samples too, Well, you

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Speaker 3: put them out.

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Speaker 2: There if they're not for free. Who are you anyway?

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Speaker 2: You don't sound like you've been working next walk? What like? God?

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Speaker 3: Okay, sir, I'm one of the managers here, and so

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Speaker 3: Mike is not the only manager at the store.

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Speaker 2: You're one of the managers. I don't believe it. You

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Speaker 2: sound like you're eighteen years old, not eighteen Now get

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Speaker 2: a good wait till you we have you.

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Speaker 3: On some raillance camera and all you do is come

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Speaker 3: in and eat and you don't buy anything.

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Speaker 2: And we can't. And who asked you to put me

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Speaker 2: on today? It was jep What am I doing? You

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Speaker 2: know what the definition have a sample? This young lady?

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Speaker 2: Do they go to school, they tell you anything.

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Speaker 1: Come on, you come in there and you eat your

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Speaker 1: entire lunch. Don't lie.

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Speaker 2: You go to Carol. I know Carol over there. You

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Speaker 2: ask her what do I what I do with a

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Speaker 2: sausage and the samples? I don't need the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: I leave something for everybody else, sir.

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Speaker 3: Just so you know, if you try to come back

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Speaker 3: to the store, we're going to have your picture in

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Speaker 3: the front and you will not.

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Speaker 1: Be let in.

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Speaker 2: Don't cut it out. Have my picture in the front.

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Speaker 2: I'll show your ass if you put my picture in

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Speaker 2: the front.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you can't sue us. You've been stealing from us.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you go to Marry. Mary's the one you put

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Speaker 2: her picture in the front.

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Speaker 1: We are calling Mary next very lately. She wait, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not very nice, sir. Mary is on the list.

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Speaker 1: I'll be calling Mary next.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you it's not very nice. You put your

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Speaker 2: picture in the front, and then you show her how

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Speaker 2: it's not very nice. Stop calling me. Hello. Yes, I

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Speaker 2: told you to leave me alone. And I don't care

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Speaker 2: who you are, but just don't put my picture on

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Speaker 2: the front.

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Speaker 3: All you have to do is say you're right, and

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Speaker 3: I will stop taking it. Any samples as I normally.

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Speaker 2: Take, I'm not. I'm not going to say that. I

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Speaker 2: don't take that many samples. Sham takes samples, Oscar take samples.

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Speaker 2: Mary takes ample.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, everything he is going, he's going, he's

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Speaker 1: going going. Hear me, no idea what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I could take anything anymore. I can call with everybody

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Speaker 2: you like a more on of me.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk to your granddaughter then, Deanna.

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Speaker 2: You there, Hey, Grandpa, who is this?

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Speaker 1: It's Sianna Yana. Yeah, okay, Grandpa.

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Speaker 2: Get out of that store. We're not going back to tap.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke.

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Speaker 2: What's a joke.

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Speaker 1: We're playing a joke on you.

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Speaker 2: Who's playing a joke on me? That person at the store.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the person at the store.

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Speaker 2: Get out of that store. Okay, don't hang around with Woolmer.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 2: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 2: all participants.

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Speaker 3: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 3: the morning show,