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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of trend

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Speaker 1: of Watch with Jake, Jillenhall, and and a trendrick that

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Speaker 1: is courtesy of Miles. Shout out to that man shaved

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Speaker 1: head is scary. He looks. He looks like somewhere I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be nears testament to his That's you know,

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Speaker 1: that's a great That's a great thing about an actor.

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Speaker 1: You know, just well when one change of hairstyle like

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Speaker 1: become a whole new person. I know. That's How are

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Speaker 1: you with wigs? That's like the first thing Lauren asks

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Speaker 1: people when they join Lauren. Hit me up, bro, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'll fun awigles is great? Need I think they usually

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Speaker 1: ask people that after they've been cast. That would be

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Speaker 1: the first time they've cast someone just because they're so

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Speaker 1: good with wigs. But I think it's worth the game

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Speaker 1: is bonkers. All right, Well I am Jack. You are

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Speaker 1: Miles the aforementioned Miles Gray. And these are some of

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Speaker 1: the things that are trending. Um. Alright, so we got

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Speaker 1: an update for y'all. Uh Rec's pie, as predicted, sold

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Speaker 1: out in moments, not minutes. Moments. They only dropped five

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Speaker 1: thousand of them. Uh No, not hours, not minutes, second

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Speaker 1: millie seconds. Uh so these are three pound for anybody

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Speaker 1: wasn't listening earlier today, Um, shame on you, shame on you.

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Speaker 1: Uh three pounds of recy's cup three and a half pounds. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and it's there there um pitching it as Thanksgiving pie

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Speaker 1: confidently like this is the only we're going to take

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Speaker 1: this over. It would be like, you know, creating a

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Speaker 1: thing and being like this is Christmas present. This is

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Speaker 1: the only Christmas present you ever need to get. Anyone

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Speaker 1: ever present this is Thanksgiving pie. Um. But they're right,

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Speaker 1: I mean people people want this ship. Eagle eyed viewers

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Speaker 1: might have noticed that when they dropped the picture of

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Speaker 1: the box there was a little one sixty in the

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Speaker 1: corner where the calorie count should be. Uh. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, huh wait, this can't be what they're saying

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Speaker 1: it is if it is sixty calories per serving. Uh, well,

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Speaker 1: we did a little research and it turns out, um,

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Speaker 1: that that is the serving size is of the pie. Um.

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Speaker 1: I did a little further research. There are sixty six

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Speaker 1: ridges on a regular Rese's cup. Um, like around that

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Speaker 1: out outer side of it. Uh. When you look at

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Speaker 1: the picture that they shared of Thanksgiving pie, also sixty

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Speaker 1: six ridges. I counted them, right, Sorry, I counted thirty,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, that looks like we're

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Speaker 1: about halfway through. Um. And so you get a ridge

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Speaker 1: and less than a half uh for per serving size

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Speaker 1: according to this, which like why not just be like,

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Speaker 1: you know, this thing is like a calorie bomb, this

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Speaker 1: is five calories? Well, what the fun did you expect?

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Speaker 1: This is the thing? Though, I've I'm i'm, I go

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Speaker 1: constantly in between what the funk were they thinking? And

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Speaker 1: why the funk don't I have it? So it's very difficult. Um.

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Speaker 1: And as it's just like looking at the comments, I

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Speaker 1: was like going to the website to be like, oh ship,

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Speaker 1: maybe it's on sale sold out. I'm like, there's already

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Speaker 1: reviews and the reviews are three point seven stars because

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Speaker 1: most of them were people who are like I didn't

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Speaker 1: get dude. One said, oh I wish I could have

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Speaker 1: gotten one of these. But supply and demand is that

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Speaker 1: play here? Thanks? Thanks very savvy consumer. It's sad and

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Speaker 1: selfish the rude comments on here, as if you're entitled

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Speaker 1: to make sure that uh that you supply units to everyone.

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Speaker 1: I guess that's meaning hershey's Uh, they should get over themselves.

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Speaker 1: And if they want to pie that bad, hop on

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Speaker 1: Pinterest and learn how to make it. The recipe is

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Speaker 1: on their quadruple it. Duh. The piece of pie that

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Speaker 1: they are you know, displaying in the image that set

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Speaker 1: be you know, that would be over five calories. I

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Speaker 1: mean yeah, by that, you're saying it's about like one

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Speaker 1: and a half, about five pieces. I mean, go off,

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Speaker 1: young kings and queens and non binary royalty. Uh, go

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Speaker 1: give yourself the fucking gift of time traveling because you

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Speaker 1: get hit with a sugar high so intense you don't

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Speaker 1: even a fucking day it is. Yeah, that would be

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Speaker 1: appropriate if this is how humanity stumbled upon time travel

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Speaker 1: was just like, no, dude, just eat this big as

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Speaker 1: piece of chocolate and peanut butter in case you're wondering, uh,

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Speaker 1: and don't have the calculator app on your phone open. Uh.

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Speaker 1: This is, by the way, the most legwork I've put

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Speaker 1: into like researching anything syndrome. Yeah, yeah, they So if

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Speaker 1: you eat the whole thing, that would be seven thousand calories.

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Speaker 1: You know how much sugar by the pound, though, is

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Speaker 1: that you would be vibrating, you would be hovering off

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Speaker 1: your chair for all of Thanksgiving dinner. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I mean, what the sugar? Because you might die, Like

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Speaker 1: you might die. Actually, that's three and a half pound

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Speaker 1: if you ate three and a half pounds of rece's,

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Speaker 1: just but that that that seems like it could be deadly.

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Speaker 1: Think about this for people who know anything about weed measurements. Right,

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Speaker 1: there's fifteen rams of sugar in one of these servings.

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Speaker 1: That's like a that's more than a half ounce yea

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Speaker 1: of Like, so fourteen grams is a half pounds. Think

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Speaker 1: about how much weed that is. But imagine that we're

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Speaker 1: sugar and then you shove that into a little sliver

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Speaker 1: of pie or night. Why are we calling a pie?

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Speaker 1: This thing you eat and that's where you're at. I

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Speaker 1: loves of sugar and the whole thing. Let's see what

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Speaker 1: that looks like. Grams it's like what three quarters of

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Speaker 1: a kilos three quarters of pakilo? Absurd? That's that's the

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Speaker 1: thing that always got me to eat healthier, is like

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Speaker 1: when I started to visualize, like how much salt or

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Speaker 1: how much sugar is actually in it just by you

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Speaker 1: see that sandbox out there, just replaced replaced the sandwarg Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's what you're eating. Good luck. Well that that's

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Speaker 1: what we're distracting ourselves with doing math about how much

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Speaker 1: sugar and calories are in each piece of the Reese's piere.

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Speaker 1: I want to see them do try and just with

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Speaker 1: a straight face, show me the one cut of the

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Speaker 1: pie that they're putting out there is the serving size.

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Speaker 1: Just show yeah, and like what what do you need

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Speaker 1: to do to cut something that small? Like you can't

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Speaker 1: do that with a regular knife. You can need or

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Speaker 1: like you need like a diamond cutting like hydro cut,

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Speaker 1: like you know water thing that the thing that almost

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Speaker 1: cut James Bond's dick off and golden golden eye, gold Finger,

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Speaker 1: gold Member, gold Goldmember. Now that's the awesome powers one right,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, goldfinger Goldfinger. I love gold Oh you have

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Speaker 1: put that? I have another skin piece. Put it in

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Speaker 1: the box, which ones I'm fucking sick man, Like that's

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Speaker 1: like one of my favorite jokes with him collecting the

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Speaker 1: loose Skin's wrong with me? Like that part is disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I remember my high school girlfriend would dry Eve like

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Speaker 1: watching it like I just did. Yeah, Kyle, Rittenhouse. Jerry

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Speaker 1: prosecutions blowing this. It seems like they've really made a

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Speaker 1: Um and I am. I mean yeah, and then what

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Speaker 1: the funk happens if he gets off? I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: gonna create a whole It's gonna turn the temperature up

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Speaker 1: new group of fucking people who think, oh man, it's Rittenhouse.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a Ritten House. Yeah, I'm just going there

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Speaker 1: to protect people by shooting them with my um so yeah, hopefully, um, hopefully,

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Speaker 1: there's been some zeke gang on the jury if so,

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Speaker 1: you know, dude, you know what you have to do. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this was even more grim. So there were eighteen people

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Speaker 1: Rittenhouse go through like the little number tumbler to draw

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Speaker 1: normally done by a fucking clerk, a court clerk. But

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Speaker 1: can't even I don't even know. So that way, like

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Speaker 1: and he just said, hey, you can draw the numbers

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Speaker 1: it's only God. This is like a natural rhythm, especially

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Speaker 1: for like people of color in this country watching a

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Speaker 1: uh outside of the law or sometimes by law enforcement themselves,

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Speaker 1: clearly isn't like a whoa, No, there is the immediately

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Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. TikTok got hit with a

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Speaker 1: class action lawsuit. Um that means users may be eligible

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Speaker 1: There are a hundred and thirty million users in the US,

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Speaker 1: so you know, if everyone files, you get seventy cents.

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Speaker 1: But I'm assuming not everyone will file. I am a

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Speaker 1: like if you open the app, it's like, hey man,

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Speaker 1: this video of this gigantic pizza being made? But it's

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Speaker 1: a lot of you know, like everything they were stealing

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Speaker 1: ninety two million cut up that many ways. It's barely

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Speaker 1: a slice of Reese's Thanksgiving pie. Uh. Crusoe is trending

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Speaker 1: and it's not dated lak or twitter. Uh Uh Alex

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Speaker 1: us Laker fans like why we we funk with him?

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Speaker 1: don't need him. Who knows um? But a lot of

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