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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of There

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Speaker 1: is a Zide and it never goes out to the

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Speaker 1: tune of There's a Light and it never goes out.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Latte Larry? Good name? Uh CB, what's up?

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Speaker 1: That's from curb? Oh? Is it Latte Larry? They call

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Speaker 1: him that? No, well it's a spot point. So'm I

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Speaker 1: gonna okay, let's not how about that. I am joined

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Speaker 1: by super producer Anna Hosnia. Hi, I'm Jack O'Brien. I'm

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Speaker 1: Anna O'Brien. What nothing? Oh my god? Whoa? And we're

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Speaker 1: also joined in the background by super producer DJ Daniel.

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Speaker 1: That's how he communicates now just just through uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: mono monosyllabic grunts and uh exclamations of energy. Let's talk

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Speaker 1: about what's what the internet is talking about on this

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Speaker 1: fine Friday. Uh. The last thing you're gonna hear from

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Speaker 1: us this week, and the first thing on the list

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Speaker 1: is Quadan bayliss I said that, like I was David

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Speaker 1: Stern announcing the first pick of the NBA Draft Quadon

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Speaker 1: Bayless out of the University of California, Los Angeles. Quentin

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Speaker 1: Bayless is a nine year old child who suffers from

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Speaker 1: dwarf is um uh and has been bullied quite a bit,

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Speaker 1: and a bunch of celebrities have kind of turned him

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Speaker 1: into a cause celebh. Is that how you said un

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Speaker 1: caused celeb I've actually never heard that first before, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know, one of those vaguely French sayings that

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Speaker 1: uh people say to sound pretentious. Anyways, he's super cute,

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Speaker 1: uh and the reason that I think partially part of

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Speaker 1: who uh you know, the world has been very cruel too,

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Speaker 1: and then uh, you know, celebrities like huge Hugh Jackman

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Speaker 1: are kind of rallying to his aid. Well, so we

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Speaker 1: give some backstory. He's severely bullied at his school. He's

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Speaker 1: from Australia. He's severely bullied. His mom posted a video

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Speaker 1: of him like basically bawling. I watched the whole video.

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Speaker 1: It's really sad. Um. He's crying because he's being bullied,

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Speaker 1: and the mom kind of goes into how it's every

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Speaker 1: day for him, like how he looks his size, Like

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Speaker 1: people just torture this poor kid, like even like going

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Speaker 1: grocery store like all day, every day, and the mom

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Speaker 1: has been like, we've been private about it and dealing

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Speaker 1: it with ourselves, but like I've had enough. You know,

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Speaker 1: my son is suicidal now. He wants to kill himself.

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Speaker 1: And apparently the first time he tried to kill himself

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Speaker 1: as when he was six, she walked in on him

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Speaker 1: trying to kill himself, which is like devastating to hear

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Speaker 1: that this poor child is just being tortured that badly

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Speaker 1: that he don't want to take his own life. Like

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Speaker 1: that's not I mean, leave him alone, and I understand

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Speaker 1: he's aged. They don't get it. They see someone who's

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Speaker 1: different than them and they automatically want to make fun

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Speaker 1: of him. They want to make fun of his height,

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Speaker 1: they want to make fun of what he looks like

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Speaker 1: where he's from. It's Uh. The mom makes a lot

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Speaker 1: of good points, which is just educate your children to

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Speaker 1: not treat kids like this. Um. Another reason that he's

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Speaker 1: the rounds from Jasmine Dow. Uh. It's a screen cap

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Speaker 1: of what looks like a Facebook post. Um. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if Jasmine Dow was a real person, but because

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Speaker 1: it's a screen cap, like I said, but the post

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Speaker 1: goes like this, just so you know, he's scammed everybody.

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Speaker 1: He's the eighteen, has plenty of money, and yet everyone

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Speaker 1: fell for it. Now, if I'm wrong, please source your

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Speaker 1: leg and explain why to me. He's an Instagram celeb

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Speaker 1: at Quaid Doss and deleted captions pertaining to his eighteenth

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Speaker 1: birthday post. And then there's a picture of him wearing

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Speaker 1: in a way that looks cool, and so they're like, well,

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Speaker 1: And then most damning of all, a picture of him. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Next two lights, Uh, that's spell out the number eighteen,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, see it's his eighteenth birthday. Case closed, um,

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Speaker 1: And Snopes has looked into this, and uh, in fact,

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Speaker 1: he is not eighteen. That was somebody else's eighteenth birthday.

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Speaker 1: Nine year olds are allowed to be like what standing

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Speaker 1: next to a number does not make you that age,

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Speaker 1: it turns out, um. And also there is a video

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Speaker 1: So go for suck yourselves the Internet. Um that is terrible, truly,

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Speaker 1: that's that's an incredible story. Also trending Nicki Haley because

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Speaker 1: complete nihilism. Yeah, but she's a pretty good musician. Also,

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Speaker 1: she claims that memes predicted the names she's considering for

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Speaker 1: her baby, which is wild because the I'm gonna just

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Speaker 1: read you some of the memes about her baby names.

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Speaker 1: List of Elon Musk and Grimes potential baby names. Um,

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Speaker 1: baby dot Ex, Marble hornets error four oh four, Johnny Tsunami.

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Speaker 1: Uh a emoji that is just then in parentheses that

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Speaker 1: in the future where children have emoji's names. Yeah. Probably,

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Speaker 1: it's probably we just need to know how how they're

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Speaker 1: someone else grimes list of baby names and it's just

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Speaker 1: a page of code. I mean, yeah, I my tops

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Speaker 1: an emoji. And then Johnny Tsunami Johnny Tsunami is big game.

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Speaker 1: I've been saying this for years, because the Internet came

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Speaker 1: up with a better ending to Harry Potter than J. K.

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Speaker 1: that can't be the ending. Same thing with Twilight. Writers

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Speaker 1: should just embrace the fact that they're fans, like a

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Speaker 1: them is going to come up with a better ending

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Speaker 1: than you, and a thousand fans thinking about your baby name.

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Speaker 1: One of them is going to come up with a

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Speaker 1: better baby name than you. So just just go with it.

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Speaker 1: And we have reached the singularity. And the singularity is

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Speaker 1: just our collective hive mind on the Internet. We should

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Speaker 1: name all our children Taylor Taylor. That would be like

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Speaker 1: the most fucking wild thing she could do is be

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Speaker 1: like her name is Tyler. Hey, Taylor, what's up, Taylor?

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Speaker 1: Nothing much? Taylor. Um, west World is trending. There's a

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Speaker 1: watched it, did not see him, but he's apparently in

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Speaker 1: this season of the show him. Like, I've been super

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Speaker 1: I've been really into all the west World season three trailers. Um,

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Speaker 1: I was into west World seasons one and two. I'm

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Speaker 1: don't know if this season is gonna work because it

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Speaker 1: just totally violates all the rules of the first two

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Speaker 1: seasons and it's you know, there's a part of you

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Speaker 1: if you watch the first two seasons in West World.

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Speaker 1: It all takes place inside this like artificial world that's

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Speaker 1: like a an amusement park mixed with a virtual reality

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Speaker 1: mixed with like a weird place where you can kill

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Speaker 1: and torture. Uh, but hey, watch out now, that's been

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Speaker 1: my time. Uh there's a part of you that wanted

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Speaker 1: them to escape into the present day because you wanted

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Speaker 1: to see, like what it actually looked like. Um, but

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Speaker 1: it's just a completely new show now that has nothing

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Speaker 1: performed by the same people, but the whole it's like

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Speaker 1: falling the same characters, but robots who are inside this

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Speaker 1: that was set in the Old West have escaped now

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Speaker 1: and they live in this like future world. You know,

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Speaker 1: Marshawn Lynch hometown legend for us, so we uh we stand, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have no choice. And it also has Jesse from

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Speaker 1: he can only play one role now since he did Jesse.

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Speaker 1: I've noticed it's just like angry guy with the world

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Speaker 1: never gave a chance. Yeah, it'll be interesting. I will

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Speaker 1: be watching. I'm just not sure how confident I feel

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Speaker 1: heading into season three. Well that's been this week. That's

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Speaker 1: been this Friday. Have a great week. Thank you Anna

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Speaker 1: have a new podcast called Deckheads She's Lying. It came

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