Speaker 1: I'm definitely a little more discombobulated today because it's we're
Speaker 1: doing something a little different today.
Speaker 2: We are doing something a little different today. I'm excited
Speaker 2: for it. I have to laugh though, because, in usual
Speaker 2: ME fashion, what'd you do? I watched the next recap
Speaker 2: that we're doing for next week.
Speaker 1: Oh, I watched that. I watched that too, before we
Speaker 1: decided we were doing what we're doing.
Speaker 2: I watched it last night and Joy Judy, what hold on? Wait,
Speaker 2: I've watched it. And then I was like, let me
Speaker 2: see if Maddie has.
Speaker 1: Uh put the run down? She's I was in the drive.
Speaker 2: Let me just take a look at it because TAS
Speaker 2: is gonna be on, so like, let's let me see.
Speaker 2: I never do that, Okay, Oh I never?
Speaker 1: You know, me like, I'll get it here. I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's go. Every table read gone.
Speaker 2: I was prepared, thank you very much, or was trying
Speaker 2: to be, because I realized that I was incredibly underprepared
Speaker 2: because I did not watch the movie. And then I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god. So I stayed up and
Speaker 2: watched the movie.
Speaker 1: Stayed up.
Speaker 2: I was up till nine thirty. Okay, this is a
Speaker 2: late look. I've been going to bed at like eight pm.
Speaker 2: I just it's that's any end of the day. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm so over stimulated and just exhausted with the yeah,
Speaker 2: all of it. But yeah, so I did watch the
Speaker 2: movie Don't Worry, don't worry. But I had to laugh
Speaker 2: because here I was like thinking, look at me go
Speaker 2: and being all prepared like I usually do. And I've
Speaker 2: learned double check that because usually when I think I
Speaker 2: I'm prepared.
Speaker 1: I'm prepared for the wrong thing. That's a sign. That's
Speaker 1: a red flag if you're feeling prepared.
Speaker 2: Right, if I'm feeling prepared, I'm like, something feels off here,
Speaker 2: something feels off. But yeah, I checked the run down
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, right the movie. Yes, oh,
Speaker 2: we're doing the thing.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, yeah, and then I watched the movie and.
Speaker 2: Then uh oh man to rewind a little bit, we
Speaker 2: are doing something different here on how rud Tannerito is today.
Speaker 2: We have watched a movie that has nothing to do
Speaker 2: with Fuller Fuller House other than the fact that Lori
Speaker 2: Lachlin is in.
Speaker 1: Right, right, Yeah, that's the thread, that's the connecting thread.
Speaker 2: That's and an entire episode of full House was based
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this is this is very timely. You know,
Speaker 1: we just reviewed the Secret admire episode of Full House.
Speaker 1: We did the reenactment a few weeks before that, and
Speaker 1: just when you can't get enough Secret Admirer, here we are.
Speaker 1: We're gonna review movie today. Yep. The movie was When
Speaker 1: did the movie come out? Nineteen eighty five? When I
Speaker 1: came out three? Oh you were three, okay? So I
Speaker 1: was three old, Okay I had I have no memory
Speaker 1: of this, Like I've never seen story. I would never
Speaker 1: have even heard of you.
Speaker 2: I am not great with eighties movies, Like there are
Speaker 2: so many classic eighties movies that I haven't seen because
Speaker 2: I was little, Like I was like child child, you know.
Speaker 2: I was born eighty two, so like some of the
Speaker 2: classic movies that came out in eighty five or eighties
Speaker 2: is like I was three or four, Like it didn't
Speaker 2: register for me, you know. So there's a lot of ones.
Speaker 2: I had not seen this one.
Speaker 1: But it was so eighties.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I just I love eighties movies. I grew up with
Speaker 1: two older brothers, So God pretty much.
Speaker 2: To John Hughes, Pretty and PAINK.
Speaker 1: Sixteen Candles, Breakfast, Breakfast Club, like see I watched Sixteen
Speaker 1: Candles and I was like, okay, it was cute. Oh,
Speaker 1: just not gonna know. This was just like you live
Speaker 1: to watch these movies. They were so good.
Speaker 2: Do you remember hold on random tangent here moment happened?
Speaker 2: Do you remember property Bob?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you remember his niece was Molly Ringwold shut up? No, yes,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Did she have to say that
Speaker 2: because they don't have the same last name, do they?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, but they But like that was like a bunch
Speaker 2: of people knew that.
Speaker 1: Did you not know that? I didn't. I didn't. I
Speaker 1: either didn't know. I'm justmaster.
Speaker 2: I believe it he was.
Speaker 1: It was his niece, wow, niece or grand niece because
Speaker 1: he was a little bit older.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, but anyway, that's the connection there to yeah,
Speaker 2: to Molly Ring.
Speaker 1: Another connection to Fullhobs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. So she never came to set.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I was no, No, she didn't come to
Speaker 2: set or anything.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I honestly don't know how I
Speaker 1: knew that or how I found it out. But this
Speaker 1: is what you excel at. I'mbering random facts out of context. Even.
Speaker 2: I was like, let me pick up on this weird
Speaker 2: information that no one else that's gonna come in handy
Speaker 2: thirty seven years later on a podcast, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here we are you sweeting you very much, I'm prepared today. Wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: fun fact. Love that fun fact. But yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: had never heard of this movie until I met Laurie.
Speaker 1: Didn't remember until we did this podcast that the secret
Speaker 1: Admire episode of Full House is based on this movie.
Speaker 1: It was delightful. I was thinking it would be I
Speaker 1: was expecting like a bomb. I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: this movie probably bombed, which is why I never really
Speaker 1: heard of it.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 1: It was fantastic. This is right up there with the
Speaker 1: John Hughes movies. Like I loved it, Like spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: I thought this was fantastic. Okay, Jody Duck can tell
Speaker 1: by your face you disagree. They ain't gonna be good today.
Speaker 2: You know what I was now, I guess like the
Speaker 2: Goonies was really the only like like teen Crew, and
Speaker 2: they were younger, you know what I mean? They were
Speaker 2: like that was the only like teen Crew movie that
Speaker 2: I really got into. The rest of them was like
Speaker 2: this is I just never I never I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: It was never my thing. Okay, that's right, it's not.
Speaker 1: But that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Look, the movie was adorable. I loved seeing baby.
Speaker 1: Laurie, Baby baby Laurie, Baby Laurie. She must have been
Speaker 1: like twenty years old when she Oh my god, god, yeah,
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty five. She just turned to say, yeah, so
Speaker 1: about twenty twenty one, twenty. Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: Baby whole baby cheeks, like I know, I know. And
Speaker 2: the bangs, all that hair.
Speaker 1: Oh, the feathered bangs.
Speaker 2: Oh LORI I was like, is that a wig? She's
Speaker 2: weary like her hair just so Lauri. Remember Laurie was
Speaker 2: becky with the good.
Speaker 1: Hair, with good hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she just Laura's
Speaker 1: always had great hair. I just have no.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen her with like super
Speaker 2: long hair like that.
Speaker 1: It was very long, very long. Yeah. The bangs were
Speaker 1: long and feathered. Oh glorious, so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just so much, so much eighties happening. Well, let's uh,
Speaker 2: let's start kind of at the at the listen to
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 1: Let me introduce the show. We're seven minutes in. Let
Speaker 1: me introduce, let me introduce us. In case people don't
Speaker 1: know who we are by now, welcome back to how
Speaker 1: Rude tan Ritos. I'm Andrea Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten
Speaker 1: did coffee sip cheers yeay, And today we're discussing Secret Admirer,
Speaker 1: which came out on June fourteenth, nineteen eighty five. So
Speaker 1: this is great. Should we should we do our normal
Speaker 1: routine here? That directed by written by starring Sure why not? Yeah? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: I'm like we could change it up completely or keep
Speaker 1: it sort of similar. I don't know, Okay.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just had a minor technical difficulty where my
Speaker 2: iPad wouldn't scroll, and I was like, this is the thing,
Speaker 2: this is what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: This is what's going to delay. We started early and
Speaker 1: now we're going to be delayed. Yeah, okay, okay. So
Speaker 1: this movie was directed by David Greenwalt. It was written
Speaker 1: by Jim coof Sure Okay, and it's spelled like poof
Speaker 1: but with a K. He's very uncouf uncouf sorry and
Speaker 1: terrible joke. I'll see myself and we've got the cast
Speaker 1: is stacked, man, the cast is stacked. And I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't research all of these people. So everyone just
Speaker 1: chime in here and fill in the gaps. But uh,
Speaker 1: first we have see Thomas Howell as Michael Ryan. He
Speaker 1: where did he go? Man? Because he was so he
Speaker 1: was in the outsiders. He was the kid.
Speaker 2: He was part of the little brat pack of the eighties,
Speaker 2: wasn't it.
Speaker 1: I just think he wasn't quite as well known or
Speaker 1: he didn't quite as far for some reason.
Speaker 2: See Thomas Howell. Uh, I think I just think of
Speaker 2: Thurston Howl.
Speaker 1: But I always expect.
Speaker 2: Like like an older rich guy and a white hat,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, And they're like, oh no, wait,
Speaker 2: that's right, this kid.
Speaker 1: Okay, he should have changed his name because that I
Speaker 1: think that's why you know he wasn't quite as popular
Speaker 1: as the other blackpackers, is because right people, Or.
Speaker 2: He just should have gone with the full three neighbor,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Christopher Thomas Howe, like the.
Speaker 1: Full yeah, and at a third you know, Christopher Christopher Thomas.
Speaker 2: Christopher Thomas Howl, the third Yeah. He should have got
Speaker 2: off the island and then now he's here.
Speaker 1: We should have managed this man's career. You know, he
Speaker 1: would have gone so far. But he's a fantastic actor.
Speaker 2: He did Okay, did great?
Speaker 1: Thomas did great? What are you thinking of? Like Rob
Speaker 1: Low and like all you know, it's it's just not Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's still acting. Okay, he's still acting to this day.
Speaker 1: Maybe I've offended him. Sorry to see Thomas.
Speaker 2: How Now see the how Letts are gonna come after us?
Speaker 2: There there, it's gonna be a mess. We're gonna be
Speaker 2: just canceled, ripped to shreds on the internet.
Speaker 1: Rate apologies to the howl Lets and see Thomas how
Speaker 1: the third we I apologize, You're fantastic actor. I wish
Speaker 1: I had seen you in more things. That is the
Speaker 1: sentiment I'm trying to express. She's like, just move on,
Speaker 1: stop digging and move on right, just stop now. Next
Speaker 1: do we have Lori Lachlan as Tony Williams, The just
Speaker 1: illuminous Lori Lachlan. I don't tell you what she's done.
Speaker 1: We know what she's done, but she's just she's just
Speaker 1: perfect for this role. I mean, we'll get there, but
Speaker 1: the casting was just top notch in this film. Then
Speaker 1: we have Kelly Preston as Deborah Ann Fimple. Oh man,
Speaker 1: this was I got a little sad watching this because yeah,
Speaker 1: she's not with us anymore. But yeah, again, perfectly cast.
Speaker 1: What a beauty man. Oh yeah, she was great. She
Speaker 1: brought it. She was great.
Speaker 2: The name though, the Deborah Ann fimple fe. What a
Speaker 2: great name, and like Deborah Ann.
Speaker 1: Like it's such a like, Yeah, she's a snooty like
Speaker 1: Deborah Ann is a little bit has to be that
Speaker 1: sort of right.
Speaker 2: She's the popular girl that dates the you know, jock
Speaker 2: college dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well well named well cast. I totally agree.
Speaker 1: We have d Wallace Stone as Connie Ryan. She was
Speaker 1: the Mommy Tea. She played My Mom and Skateboard Kid
Speaker 1: two more importantly, Oh my god, I love her. We
Speaker 1: should review Skateboard Kid too, because that is just talk
Speaker 1: about movies that didn't make it big movie review. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, you lovely woman, consummate professional, just played just
Speaker 1: a wonderful, wonderful mom. She's known as a screen queen too,
Speaker 1: because she did a lot of horror films in the seventies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, she's she's great. Yeah I was.
Speaker 2: I went back and watch ETEA and then did a
Speaker 2: whole bit in my stand up about like when you
Speaker 2: go back and watch it as an adult you realize
Speaker 2: this poor mother, you know, yeah, oh gosh, yeah, got
Speaker 2: she's got one kid getting drunk and releasing frogs at school.
Speaker 2: She was a four year old home by herself. You know,
Speaker 2: an alien, sorry alien. She has no idea, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like her husband's got this poor late
Speaker 2: his mother without the alien.
Speaker 1: I might have an alien in my house right now.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You you haven't seen motherhood until you've just covered an
Speaker 1: alien in your house.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she's fantastic. Then we have Cliff de Young as
Speaker 1: George Ryan. He was he was fine, Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I got feelings about him as well, but he was fine,
Speaker 1: adequate as the dad Michael's dad, he was a very
Speaker 1: eighties dad type. Yeah he was. I didn't know if
Speaker 1: the character was supposed to be kind of nerdy or
Speaker 1: like square. That's how he played it, and so I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, yeah, but yeah, I think that was
Speaker 1: that was that was the intention. Then he did fantastic.
Speaker 1: We have Lee Taylor Young as Elizabeth Fimple, Fred Ward
Speaker 1: as Lou Fimple, which fantastic, Like this guy steals in
Speaker 1: the show practically, like he is just the angry cop
Speaker 1: dad he was like needed his own.
Speaker 2: It was I was like, like, you, sir, are in
Speaker 2: a sketch that just every time you come in it
Speaker 2: takes a serious turn.
Speaker 1: Yes, so good. He was an escape from Alcatraz and
Speaker 1: a whole lot of other things. But yeah, just a
Speaker 1: fantastic actor. Casey Samasco as Roger Despard. He was funny.
Speaker 1: I relate to that character kind of the and it
Speaker 1: was the kid from Stranger Things.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he kind of the kid from Strangers exactly,
Speaker 2: the kid.
Speaker 1: From Stranger Things. He did, he did, and he did great.
Speaker 1: He was very funny in the scenes.
Speaker 2: There's the eighties always had the weird, wacky you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, well that was you, that was me. So
Speaker 2: I really liked this character.
Speaker 1: Scott McGinnis as Steve Powers, the jock. He was a
Speaker 1: great jock, just angry testosterone. Yeah, it's just one of
Speaker 1: those dudes you're like, oh, I'll just give you a
Speaker 1: wide birth. And last, but certainly not least, Corey Haim
Speaker 1: as a little brother Jeff Ryan. I didn't even recognize him.
Speaker 1: I was like, because he was.
Speaker 2: So it was you know, pre pre Cory and Corey
Speaker 2: pre yeah, heart throb all of that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, oh it was he did. He did
Speaker 1: great as a little money stealing little brother. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm glad he made he made an appearance. Here where
Speaker 1: to watch it. You can watch it on to Be
Speaker 1: for free with I now have to be. I didn't
Speaker 1: have it.
Speaker 2: I didn't have it, and now I have it, and
Speaker 2: I was like, there's a lot of stuff on here.
Speaker 2: So but by the way, know we're not being paid
Speaker 2: by two We say that, but.
Speaker 1: I just we just watched it. That's where it's available.
Speaker 1: That's the one place you can watch it unless you
Speaker 1: have it on DVD, I guess. Or yeah, you feel
Speaker 1: like two B is the place for some deep dives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and remember that show that was on Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then it'll be there.
Speaker 1: And this is how you know. I'm just I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get on a soapbox a little bit. This is how
Speaker 1: streamers should be commercials. I know everybody hates commercials. They
Speaker 1: say our podcast has too many ads. These streamers have
Speaker 1: too many. I believe in ads. This is how we
Speaker 1: get paid people. So I will watch as many commercials
Speaker 1: as needs.
Speaker 2: You know what We've gotten so out of the habit
Speaker 2: of watching commercials. It has to do with our attention culture,
Speaker 2: Like if I'm not being entertained at every moment throughout
Speaker 2: I mean even like this movie, you know, it was
Speaker 2: like the pacing event. Like there were times that I
Speaker 2: would like be in a scene and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like it could it's a point.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh wait, wait, wait eighty and then
Speaker 2: and then I really have to like stop and be
Speaker 2: like no eighties movie pacing, which just.
Speaker 1: There was room.
Speaker 2: They gave you time, you had conversations. Now it's like
Speaker 2: if you're not like snap, snap snap, getting to the next.
Speaker 1: Point, people do now people don't. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Actually think it's kind of like it was a little
Speaker 2: frustrating at first, but then I was like, oh, but
Speaker 2: I can go fill my water up right.
Speaker 1: Exactly, get a snack, you can take a putty break,
Speaker 1: you know, you can get your dog. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of ways to or just watch the commercials. We should
Speaker 1: have stopped it. We should have stopped a TV. Uh
Speaker 1: here we are. I loved t v O. I miss TVO.
Speaker 2: We need pause, just just pause a live TV.
Speaker 1: Thing, yeah, and like make it be a VCR. There
Speaker 1: you go. Now, look what you're gonna be rant about
Speaker 1: Facebook in a minute?
Speaker 2: We are old ladies. Sorry everyone, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is our this is our demographic. All the
Speaker 1: people out the four year old there like, here's our.
Speaker 1: Here's a very quick sort of synopsis. Michael Ryan has
Speaker 1: been in love with Deborah Ann Pimple for as long
Speaker 1: as he can remember, not realizing that his female best
Speaker 1: friend Tony Williams also known as Lori Lachlan, is secretly
Speaker 1: pining for him. After Michael receives a love letter on
Speaker 1: the last day of school, his best friend Roger convinces
Speaker 1: him it's from Deborah. This prompts Michael to leave Deborah
Speaker 1: an anonymous love letter in return, and soon the two
Speaker 1: begin a relationship while a jealous Tony is forced to
Speaker 1: watch from afar. Meanwhile, the letter is found by Deborah's
Speaker 1: parents and Michael's parents, sparking suspicion and accusations of philandering
Speaker 1: among all of them. There was a lot going on.
Speaker 1: It was wild. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: There was a point where I was like wait, wait,
Speaker 2: wait what.
Speaker 1: Who put the letter?
Speaker 2: Oh no, wait, how did you get it there?
Speaker 1: Why do you?
Speaker 2: And like yeah, there were moments where I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: why would you do that? You know, like it just
Speaker 2: just there were actions taken where you were like why
Speaker 2: would you what are you doing? Why would you hide
Speaker 2: it in the thing or in the you know? But
Speaker 2: again it's.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I imagine it's tricky to write something like
Speaker 1: this with so many moving parts. But there was more
Speaker 1: than one letter, and it was written by like LORI
Speaker 1: rewrote Michael's letters, and so like, there was a lot
Speaker 1: of letters.
Speaker 2: I was raped the thing and that, yeah, there was there.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of letters, a lot of my
Speaker 2: dearest I don't know, I.
Speaker 1: Was, and a lot of parents that were getting to
Speaker 1: crossing and getting together. So I was like, oh, wait,
Speaker 1: is that Michael's dad or is that Deborah's dad? Like
Speaker 1: it was a little confused. Well, Debora's dad was the
Speaker 1: cop r Yes. He was like, oh yeah, she's got
Speaker 1: the cop she's got Yeah, of course she has the
Speaker 1: angry dad that's overbearing. That was right in with the stereotype.
Speaker 2: When Okay, so you like the overall thoughts on the.
Speaker 1: Movie, you loved it? Is it? I think this is
Speaker 1: a hidden gem. I think this is like Breakfast Club
Speaker 1: meet Serano de Bergerac and I loved it. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love the eighties, but I love the eighties. Thinks
Speaker 1: were simple and entertaining. They weren't overproduced, and I love that.
Speaker 1: I like the slower pace, I like the hygiinks. I
Speaker 1: usually love all of it. There's nothing I don't love
Speaker 1: about the eighties. Okay, yeah, and yeah.
Speaker 2: I was not as excited about it, but I didn't like.
Speaker 2: I didn't hate it, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 2: it's just not it's.
Speaker 1: Not my kind of jam, not your cup of tea, okay,
Speaker 1: not like would you have watched it? I mean if
Speaker 1: we were of course we're doing this today, so you
Speaker 1: had to watch it. But if it weren't for LORI,
Speaker 1: would you have ever picked this picked this movie? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: let's watch No. No, So it's just not in your wheelhouse.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't rom coms.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, it's always the irony, but there
Speaker 2: there I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't watch them. I don't like Okay, yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 1: you'd rather watch movies about aliens or horror films or
Speaker 1: things like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you need more guns, dark things? Yeah ot, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: I respect that. That's fine. You know, we can appreciate
Speaker 1: this movie for the time period it was made, and
Speaker 1: oh boy, was it.
Speaker 2: I found like every five to eight minutes, I would
Speaker 2: be like, oh oh, Like there were.
Speaker 1: Moments when I was like, oh we said that, okay.
Speaker 2: Oh are you talking about the eighties, like like the
Speaker 2: slang you know, like just just the cash will you know,
Speaker 2: racism and sexism and the I will say it felt
Speaker 2: like it was a totally unnecessary shot of Kelly Preston's.
Speaker 1: Boobs twice but you see her boobs.
Speaker 2: That was the like that was the eighties movie, Like
Speaker 2: if you had a cute girl in it, you had
Speaker 2: to show their movies and so that for me, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is so the eighties And I
Speaker 2: was like damn, yeah, yeah we did just just had
Speaker 2: to like show the boobs, which you know, no, fine
Speaker 2: what EV's but like it felt.
Speaker 1: Unnecessary, It felt weird. It definitely definitely wasn't needed.
Speaker 2: I think that's the thing now is that you don't
Speaker 2: is that now you kind of go oh, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: not like like if it fits in the story, it works,
Speaker 2: But like in these types of movies and the you
Speaker 2: know whatever, you were like, I don't know that we
Speaker 2: really could have guessed figured it out.
Speaker 1: You know, you could just tangle the camera so it's
Speaker 1: from like the top of the bosom up so you
Speaker 1: don't see nipple work.
Speaker 2: Right, are I mean? Hey, look, she was what twenty
Speaker 2: rocket while you got it? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yea great bubs, you know, yeah, I mean they were
Speaker 2: in frame. She waited another twenty five years. You would
Speaker 2: have had to, you know, shoot it in a medium.
Speaker 2: You kind of widen the frame.
Speaker 1: Out a little bit, a little lower. You know, you
Speaker 1: sang load do they travel to? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, your favorite song? Yeah, so you know what, it's fine,
Speaker 2: let her have it. Yeah, you know, congrats her.
Speaker 1: Boobs are immoralized forever in secret admirer, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: God bless Preston. Oh right, Kelly Preston. Okay, sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Did I just say I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: I don't know why that literally was a thought that
Speaker 2: I had and I didn't even I'm sorry. We haven't
Speaker 2: gotten through, like the first question, we knew this was
Speaker 2: going to happen. This no one expected.
Speaker 1: This is us prepared.
Speaker 2: This is what we do.
Speaker 1: When we're prepared, we go off the rails. Usually I
Speaker 1: can anticipate when you're gonna make a funny or you're
Speaker 1: gonna say safe than sarcastic. But I sometimes that one.
Speaker 2: Just came out of I know, I didn't like I
Speaker 2: thought it and it and I said it. That happens
Speaker 2: sometimes and I'm like, oh, yeah, there want that filter.
Speaker 1: You know that pause.
Speaker 2: That's when I that's when I really remind myself of Bob.
Speaker 1: Oh my godness.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. When happens.
Speaker 1: There were so many times.
Speaker 2: You would be like, oh no.
Speaker 1: You didn't think that. You didn't think that just came out,
Speaker 1: didn't it.
Speaker 2: And they do that a lot now.
Speaker 1: So your Bob is showing through absolutely. Yeah, okay, recovering.
Speaker 2: Okay, I do like when I make you laugh like that,
Speaker 2: I'll take it as a win.
Speaker 1: I'll take it as a win every time I try
Speaker 1: to keep us on track. There you go, Jody is
Speaker 1: just gonna throw me off the track and make me laugh.
Speaker 2: Tears.
Speaker 1: Okay, where are we? What are we talking about?
Speaker 2: I'm going to put you in the front row of
Speaker 2: every comedy show.
Speaker 1: I ever do. Yeah, I'll laugh enough for the whole audience.
Speaker 1: Oh it's great. Yeah, okay, back to the back to
Speaker 1: the show. Back to the show. Okay, So we talked
Speaker 1: about our expectations. Was it better or worse. What was
Speaker 1: it better or worse than you expected? Like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're not a fans the.
Speaker 2: Same I expected, you know, eighties high jinks, high school movie.
Speaker 2: It was exactly that was that fell right in line
Speaker 2: with what I expected. It met its Okay, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: exceed what it.
Speaker 1: Exceeded my expectations. Like I said before, I thought it bombed.
Speaker 1: When maybe it did, I don't, I don't know. But
Speaker 1: it was way better than I was expecting. It was.
Speaker 1: It was a perfect eighties movie.
Speaker 2: I mean it was no Gleaming the Cube, but whatever,
Speaker 2: that's okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I thought it. I thought it was great.
Speaker 1: I mean there's a few I had a few problems
Speaker 1: with it, with certain aspects of it, but no, I
Speaker 1: thought it was. It was way better than I was expecting.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it so much. Michael, my boyfriend, I made
Speaker 1: him watch it too. He thought it was great. So okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: good great.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I like, I don't know. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: there's nothing else to say to that, else to say, right,
Speaker 2: like wonderful. I what did did any of it remind
Speaker 2: you of any of your high school experience?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, yes, the only thing I could really relate
Speaker 1: to was having a secret crush on somebody who didn't
Speaker 1: like me back, you know that like that. It was
Speaker 1: just my whole life relate to that. But I never
Speaker 1: went to like parties. I never I was never cool
Speaker 1: enough to be part of that crowd. And we were
Speaker 1: you know, I was working too, So that's where you're
Speaker 1: out of it as well. So yeah, high school experience
Speaker 1: was working.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine was a little Mine definitely was a little
Speaker 2: more like this, but you know what it was. I
Speaker 2: just kept watching it and going, oh, look at them
Speaker 2: without their phones?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 2: A handwritten letter playing Frisbee in the background.
Speaker 1: I was like, look at look at them. Go Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a great kind of nice to say. It
Speaker 1: was a great time.
Speaker 2: Did you like the full House episode better or the
Speaker 2: movie better? I mean it sounds like it's gonna be
Speaker 2: hard to beat the movie for you.
Speaker 1: You really no?
Speaker 3: What did it?
Speaker 1: Let me see my notes? I like them. I liked
Speaker 1: them eat for different reasons. I think the movie had
Speaker 1: a little more depth to it because it was based
Speaker 1: on real well yeah, yeah, it was ninety minutes, not
Speaker 1: twenty two minutes, right, But it was based on a
Speaker 1: character's real feelings. Lourie had real feelings for Cee Thomas Howell,
Speaker 1: whereas in Full House it was rusty just playing a prank,
Speaker 1: like nobody actually wasn't.
Speaker 2: But there wasn't right, Yeah, the stakes the stakes were
Speaker 2: relatively low in that like it wasn't true, but everyone
Speaker 2: assumed it to be. So that was yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I liked the Full House episode better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I think I think for.
Speaker 2: Me, the letter idea got played out a little bit,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I felt like I was like,
Speaker 2: this is a great sitcom episode, but I was kind
Speaker 2: of like, okay, how many we got letters flying everywhere?
Speaker 1: We're how much more were we gonna do? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: And like, I don't know, I think for me, I
Speaker 2: was like kind of by the end.
Speaker 1: I was like, let's get gets the point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but again, maybe that's just me and my ADHD.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's me and the fact that I've have no
Speaker 2: attention because of phones.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it felt a little uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like the joke works for a twenty two minute show,
Speaker 2: but does it for ninety?
Speaker 1: Right? They definitely had to stretch, which is why I
Speaker 1: think they added the parents the b storyline sort of
Speaker 1: miscommunicating about the letter.
Speaker 2: Is a whole other thing.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, this is my grape. This is
Speaker 1: my grape.
Speaker 2: When are you?
Speaker 1: Is it the gripe?
Speaker 2: When the when the the nerdy dad kisses the teacher
Speaker 2: and then like basically uh like just assault like just
Speaker 2: makes out with her, totally violates boundaries. She's like, what happened?
Speaker 2: He leaves and then they went but then they're like, no,
Speaker 2: it's a I don't know that. For me, I was like, bro,
Speaker 2: what because she was not into it.
Speaker 1: Well, she was curious. She was curious. She's like should
Speaker 1: we or shouldn't we? But she wasn't willing to cross
Speaker 1: the line, whereas the dad was very much like I
Speaker 1: need to fulfill this fantasy or I'll never forget about this.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was. It was. I found the parent
Speaker 1: storyline sort of weird. I don't know. Yeah, I felt
Speaker 1: that it was weird that they gave almost as much
Speaker 1: attention to the parent storyline as they did to the
Speaker 1: teen storyline, And I, yeah, that felt unbalanced to me.
Speaker 1: It should have been more. This is a teen age
Speaker 1: rom com, they should have focused more on the teens,
Speaker 1: like eighty percent teens, twenty percent parents. But there was
Speaker 1: so many stench on the parents, and that there's a
Speaker 1: lot higher stakes with the parents, Like we're talking about
Speaker 1: adultery and marriages possibly breaking up. Like that's right, that's
Speaker 1: on high stake.
Speaker 2: They're all just miserable, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 2: all four of them are like cool. I mean yeah,
Speaker 2: I no, no, I you know, I'm gonna go for it.
Speaker 1: Not communicating bridge the bridge for me, this is the story.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's focus on the Bridge Club, Like what are
Speaker 2: they swingers? You know what I mean? Like maybe that's
Speaker 2: what made it's quote unquote bridge club.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh yeah, I see any pineapples siding round,
Speaker 1: but uh sorry, I get it.
Speaker 2: For those that don't know, pineapples, I guess are a
Speaker 2: sign of swingers. So if you see someone with lots
Speaker 2: of pineapples outside of their house, uh.
Speaker 1: What if you just like the fruit? What if you
Speaker 1: just went to Hawaii and you're bringing home some pineapples, like,
Speaker 1: you know, don't misconstrue this. Let's you know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: defend the pineapple here.
Speaker 2: Look, I have no problem with the pineapple or the swingers.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that all of these, like all of
Speaker 2: this Bridge club is is a hotbed of potential adulters.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, yeah that was awkward. That was such
Speaker 1: an awkward bridge club Like, oh my gosh, the tension.
Speaker 2: And then and then when it just exploded, I was like, wait, what,
Speaker 2: Like the thought I kept having throughout this whole movie
Speaker 2: is it so many times? Is if you changed the music.
Speaker 2: This entire scene changes tone.
Speaker 3: Oh, if it was more dramatic music, all you had
Speaker 3: to do instead of like going from like eighty synth
Speaker 3: pop yeah, to like some more intense orchestral piece.
Speaker 2: There's a there's like a huge fight that breaks out.
Speaker 2: There's all manner of very serious things that happen.
Speaker 1: There's a salt. Yeah, it's a there's AsSalt.
Speaker 2: There's right the cops like every time he comes on,
Speaker 2: it gets like weirdly dark and he's got.
Speaker 1: A gun, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like there is a lot here. Yeah, there's a lot
Speaker 2: here that I was Yeah, I was like they were playing.
Speaker 1: It last, so it just felt it felt a little
Speaker 1: discombobulated because yeah, there's a lot of assault, violence, rage,
Speaker 1: and they're playing it as like you know, it's sorry
Speaker 1: my printer just turned on. I don't know why you
Speaker 1: need to print. You need to print. Sometimes I didn't
Speaker 1: and it just made a noise for no reason. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they burn like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sorry, that startled me. Uh yeah, I just
Speaker 2: it was a yeah, I want a sequel of The
Speaker 2: Bridge Club, that's all.
Speaker 1: So you just want to see The Bridge Club? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think the parents they could have shrunk that down
Speaker 1: for sure a lot. Yeah, and made it maybe not
Speaker 1: quite so serious. I don't know. There was a disconnect
Speaker 1: for me with the seriousness of adultery per se.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm saying I think the four of them need
Speaker 2: to talk and work out, because obviously.
Speaker 1: They don't hate each other, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing well, because there's no
Speaker 1: Michelle character, so there's no therapist to talk all of
Speaker 1: them that.
Speaker 2: There's not a toddler therapist. These people are flying blind.
Speaker 2: They have no idea. Are they supposed to make rational decisions?
Speaker 1: That makes sense? That makes sense? Okay, now it all
Speaker 1: makes sense now, got it? Okay?
Speaker 2: So I also like when I was watching the movie,
Speaker 2: I could like absolutely see what it was that Jeff
Speaker 2: saw in Laurie that she that he thought would be
Speaker 2: a good compliment to John, which is that like she's
Speaker 2: she is sort of this sweet, fresh faced whatever, but
Speaker 2: like the scene where she goes and just takes a
Speaker 2: baseball bat to the to Roger's band or whatever, you know,
Speaker 2: Like that was exactly and we've talked about this, exactly
Speaker 2: what Jesse needed was sweet, beautiful, kind, lovely, but like
Speaker 2: won't take his crap, right, you know. And I did
Speaker 2: like that about Tony. She finally was like I'm just
Speaker 2: scorched earth.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Oh she was perfect, so perfect. She's your
Speaker 1: classic girl next door, the classic beauty. She's the type
Speaker 1: of girl that doesn't realize just how beautiful she is,
Speaker 1: so that you know, makes her humble, right, Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: She was perfect in this role, almost almost too pretty
Speaker 1: to play, to play the secret Admira role.
Speaker 2: Right, She's kind.
Speaker 1: It was one of those things gorgeous.
Speaker 2: It's like boy and girl like best friendships with you know,
Speaker 2: sometimes it just kind of works. But yeah, it was
Speaker 2: a little hard to be.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, see Thomas Howe, like get it together, dude,
Speaker 1: Like how do you not see that she's in love
Speaker 1: with you and she's gorgeous. But but I guess that happened.
Speaker 1: So they did. They did try to like dress her
Speaker 1: down a little bit, you know, make her a little
Speaker 1: more dowdy.
Speaker 2: And you know, and you think about it, like maybe
Speaker 2: they've been friends since like elementary school. At that point,
Speaker 2: it's almost more like you know somebody you just know
Speaker 2: and it's not a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was for her. Yeah, when you meet his
Speaker 1: little kids and then you grow up, it could go
Speaker 1: one of two ways, you know, and you just remain friends,
Speaker 1: whether you turn into a swan or not. So no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can absolutely see what Jeff saw in Laurie. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: if they did.
Speaker 2: If we did a reboot of this movie twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: making it.
Speaker 1: Again, Uh, what role would you play?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: What role would I play? Yeah? Well I would love
Speaker 1: to What role I would want to play is Lori's role,
Speaker 1: you know, because I'm not I'm not a Kelly Preston type,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not. I'm not. I just relate more
Speaker 1: to the shy person who's crushing on somebody who doesn't
Speaker 1: like her back. So that's who I want to play.
Speaker 1: I would probably be type cast to play the wacky friend,
Speaker 1: That's right, you know, helping out with all the physical
Speaker 1: comedy and hygiens. So yeah, how about you. Who would
Speaker 1: you want to play the unhinged cop? For sure? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just so fun.
Speaker 2: Yes, just be the weird you know, just have my
Speaker 2: side arm all the time and just be ready to
Speaker 2: like just lose my mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, oh man, you'd be great at that. That
Speaker 1: would be therapeutic to play a role like that where
Speaker 1: you just get to rage and just.
Speaker 2: Rage and sage against the machine. Yeah that would but yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that just as a silly like whatever. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: just switch it up. Make yeah, make the cop of
Speaker 2: Woman in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Five, which you have to update things a little bit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. No, that's you'd be perfect.
Speaker 1: You'd be perfect as unhinged anything unhinged. Really, you'd be
Speaker 1: perfect in that role. It's a compliments compliment great, yes,
Speaker 1: since you're a good actor. That's why. Because I'm not
Speaker 1: saying you stop, just stop.
Speaker 2: Remember what we said earlier, just stop while you're a
Speaker 2: head you're burying yourself. Uh okay, yeah, no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that would be.
Speaker 2: Who are there any people that you would like? Who
Speaker 2: would you you cast like?
Speaker 1: If you were to in a recast the movie. Now,
Speaker 1: who would it be? Okay, Well, it's just this was
Speaker 1: a little hard for me. Where did I put? Where
Speaker 1: are my notes? I I cast them on? Where did
Speaker 1: it go? Sorry, this is really boring. No, that's okay.
Speaker 1: I wrote things down and now I can't find it,
Speaker 1: so I cast That's why I don't write things down. Well,
Speaker 1: I tried to pick teens like today's teens or young
Speaker 1: adults that would play the role, but I'm just not
Speaker 1: as familiar with them. I don't know any of them,
Speaker 1: like I put like they'd all be YouTubers anyway. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I would think like Sidney Sweeney as the role Deborah
Speaker 1: Fimple for sure, because she's just kind of like the
Speaker 1: the hot girl that can be materialistic and got a
Speaker 1: little bit of a you know, I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's kind of yeah, I mean after euphoria, that's
Speaker 2: kind of what we all sort.
Speaker 1: Of see her as. Yeah.
Speaker 2: True, but yeah, no, that would that was a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would cast her as that. And I don't
Speaker 1: remember who else, but I did cant. I can't people
Speaker 1: who are our age or a little older, even though
Speaker 1: they're not teenagers. Here's who i'd want to see in
Speaker 1: a remake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, nothing, I mean this nothing matters.
Speaker 1: It's not nothing. This is real.
Speaker 2: So like, yeah, make them like people our age, I
Speaker 2: don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: Okay, So in the role of Laurie's role, in the
Speaker 1: role of Tony, I would put Carrie Russell. Okay, girl
Speaker 1: next door, sweet, you'd but kind of a badass as well,
Speaker 1: like Felicity Eric Carrie Russell. Yes, that's who she was.
Speaker 1: That's why she was so likable in Felicity because I remember, yeah,
Speaker 1: she doesn't realize, she didn't realize how beautiful she is.
Speaker 1: She's crushing on all these boys and yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: she'd be perfect. I would put uh in the role
Speaker 1: of Debbie Pimple. Pimple. I put Beverley to Angelo. Bev
Speaker 1: would be great at that. Yeah, Bev. Sorry, we're we're
Speaker 1: on a Bev basis here. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I know her so, yeah I do. I had one
Speaker 2: of my baby showers at her house for a bee.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We had a lot of mutual friends and anyway, super
Speaker 2: random night together. Cool.
Speaker 1: So you just know her just casually as a friend,
Speaker 1: like you don't through a game night, just through game
Speaker 1: night thing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I have God, I haven't seen her
Speaker 2: in years, but yeah, we all like there was a
Speaker 2: group of us that used to.
Speaker 1: Hang out and be friends. Talk to some of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: time you see her, tell her I'm going to recast
Speaker 1: her as U. I will.
Speaker 2: I will be like, Hey, don't say anything. It's kind
Speaker 2: of the word's not out yet. You know, Variety hasn't
Speaker 2: released it, but we've got an opportunity for you, so
Speaker 2: I want Yeah, yeah, I'll just.
Speaker 1: Okay, sneak it on the slide, make it happen, Make
Speaker 1: it happen. I mean, I haven't seen her in fifteen years.
Speaker 1: That wouldn't be weird. No, not, that wouldn't be of
Speaker 1: place or weird at all. No, as Michael the c
Speaker 1: Thomas Howel. The third role, I would put Andrew McCarthy,
Speaker 1: just because you know, he's sort of just I don't know,
Speaker 1: like he's not like the super hot jock dude, but
Speaker 1: he's he's handsome and he's got a good Sure, Andrew McCarthy.
Speaker 1: Andrew McCarthy, he's from all of these eighties movies.
Speaker 2: He's That's why I can't picture him because I.
Speaker 1: Didn't watch him. Okay, well, he'd sure like if I
Speaker 1: saw a picture of me, like, oh yeah, that guy,
Speaker 1: you would recognize him. You would for sure recognize him.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I mean I know the name.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Like I'm just in my mind right now, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I can't I keep picturing Rob Low like everyone, I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh no, that's Rob Low.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I think Roblo is too pretty. He's too
Speaker 1: pretty to play this role. But yeah, you need somebody
Speaker 1: that's see.
Speaker 2: Thomas Howell kept reminding me of Stevo from Jacket.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, he looks a lot like him. He does
Speaker 1: justice for see Thomas Howell. You know, how does he
Speaker 1: introduce himself? Do you think does he say, Hi, my
Speaker 1: name is se Thomas or my name is tom My
Speaker 1: you know three three hour tour? Like what how does
Speaker 1: he introduce himself? I mean I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like with a name like that, I'd be like, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, call me your howl or some I don't know.
Speaker 1: I make it a like official like your honor or something.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, if you got three names, if you if
Speaker 2: you're going three names and if you have Roman numerals
Speaker 2: after that, forget it.
Speaker 1: You can call yourself whatever you want. Well in an initial.
Speaker 1: It's so like he's he he sounds it's like a lawyer.
Speaker 2: It's a little mysterious.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You like, oh, yeah, I know, I know your family name,
Speaker 2: but I don't know yours?
Speaker 1: Right? What is he? Why doesn't he? Is it just
Speaker 1: too much? Is it too much to say Christopher Thomas?
Speaker 2: Now it's probably that someone in Sag already had the name,
Speaker 2: and so he had to throw all of his names
Speaker 2: on there and then use an initial.
Speaker 1: That's usually what it is.
Speaker 2: It's like I didn't want to use all three of
Speaker 2: my names, but there was already some guy named Joe
Speaker 2: Schmoe in SAG, so I had to be you know,
Speaker 2: Joe R. Shmo or whatever.
Speaker 1: Got it? Okay, yeah, okay, so it was. It's it's intentional.
Speaker 2: But for again, I cannot speak for for for mister Howel,
Speaker 2: the third, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I thought maybe he's just a busy man. He
Speaker 1: doesn't have time to introduced all three of his names.
Speaker 1: So I mean, do you want to three names? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I would want to introduce I would would. That's two.
Speaker 1: It takes too lott tedious, it's tedious.
Speaker 2: I call you a b right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But efficiency I'm just trying to get to the point I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna change my name. I'm going to legally change my
Speaker 1: name to a B to a B. I ain't got
Speaker 1: time to say Andrea Barber. No, no, but time for that.
Speaker 2: These days, I don't have time for full names.
Speaker 1: You know that everybody gets a nickname or an initial.
Speaker 1: That's it, that's all we have.
Speaker 2: Name. Yeah, yeah, Well I usually prefer nicknames because I
Speaker 2: come up with stupid ones for my friends.
Speaker 1: So you come up with good ones. Did you recast
Speaker 1: anybody or no? This was just or you just don't
Speaker 1: you're not. I didn't because I was I didn't.
Speaker 2: I was thinking along the lines of like young people,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't know any young people.
Speaker 1: I don't know young people either.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, city. Basically, I just took the
Speaker 2: cast of Euphoria and I recast it. Oh, Mattie just
Speaker 2: gave me a great idea. I choose muppets to recast
Speaker 2: There we go?
Speaker 1: Which muppet would you?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go? I would pick I would pick
Speaker 2: uh Gonzo as see Thomas.
Speaker 1: Hall okay perfect? Perfect, Because like, like.
Speaker 2: There's some kind of quirky about Gonzo where you're like,
Speaker 2: he's not like a total like he's not a he's
Speaker 2: not like a straight silly muppet. He's got a little
Speaker 2: comedy edge to him. So I think I feel like
Speaker 2: that I would go obviously ms Piggy Deborah Ann Pimple,
Speaker 2: easily obviously fashion.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna say, uh hm hmm. Secret admirer.
Speaker 2: Secret admirer would probably be Burt of Burton Ernie because
Speaker 2: he kind of keeps.
Speaker 1: To himself, you know, Ernie out there whatever. Which role
Speaker 1: is this for Tony? For Tony?
Speaker 2: Yah? Yeah, I mean you know why muppets can be. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know that's offended if I misgendered them.
Speaker 1: But anything, Yeah, I think I think Bert because he's
Speaker 1: got is he is he an emotional he's an emotional He's.
Speaker 2: Not emotional, but he I mean, first of all, we've
Speaker 2: never addressed his feelings for Ernie, so he might be
Speaker 2: a secret of my Secondly, he's sort of like a
Speaker 2: little more quiet, kind of keeps to himself, you know,
Speaker 2: like he is a little he's got he likes his birds.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like Tony's a little more like that.
Speaker 2: She's kind of a little more stand back shy, not
Speaker 2: the you know, she's more intro.
Speaker 1: And then show see.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna be controversial,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna cast mister Hooper as the unhinged cop.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. Just make it like an like an
Speaker 2: old man that owns the store. And yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 2: mister Hooper is now the unhinged cop because I've always
Speaker 2: wanted to see that side.
Speaker 1: Of him, you know, give him a challenge.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is and then uh, and then I think
Speaker 2: I think Maria is gonna be uh, she's gonna be
Speaker 2: oh no, wait what am I thinking? Oscar the Grouch?
Speaker 2: Oscar the Grouch for the cop.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, he has that rage that yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just that I can see him carrying a revolver, you know,
Speaker 1: totally hid.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, perfect, good. Yeah, And I think, yeah, I
Speaker 2: would cast Maria then as one of the uh as
Speaker 2: one of the moms.
Speaker 1: I think maybe the teacher. I think the the teacher mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not d wall at Stone, but.
Speaker 2: I would cast you know, I'd cast uh the dad
Speaker 2: as Grover because Grover is kind of a little bit
Speaker 2: of like a dork and he's kind of like you know,
Speaker 2: I can see it.
Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, yep.
Speaker 2: I so that would be Grover and uh oh and
Speaker 2: and uh is it? Sam the Eagle would be the
Speaker 2: jock dude, the big blue bird. Oh oh oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: he would be the jockeyde because he's just kind of
Speaker 2: always angry.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, what I'm literally finding out as I'm saying this
Speaker 2: is that.
Speaker 1: I know way too much about the Muppets. This is
Speaker 1: and I have. Yeah, you love the Muppets. I love
Speaker 1: eighties movies.
Speaker 2: This is this, this is eighties Muppet movies. Forget it.
Speaker 2: Muppets Take Manhattan, my god, genius, so hysterical. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: that's yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like it. I'm here for it. You know,
Speaker 1: let I demand a remake right now of I.
Speaker 2: Think everything from the eighties should.
Speaker 1: Be rebaked with muppets. Can you imagine sixteen candles with
Speaker 1: you know, miss Piggy. Well, you wouldn't want to get
Speaker 1: the candles too close, you know? Oh oh yes, true,
Speaker 1: they're flammable. Yeah yeah. Oh well well, well well we
Speaker 1: can use a fake candle. Yeah yeah, well yeah, they've
Speaker 1: got those great fake looking ones. Now here we go.
Speaker 2: H well, I'm glad that we have once again gone
Speaker 2: completely off the rails and somehow wound back at Muppets.
Speaker 1: So I know it always comes back to Muppets, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: It really it does, And I'm okay with that. I'm
Speaker 1: here for it.
Speaker 2: Was I had a secret admirer? Just one random ques,
Speaker 2: Did you ever have a secret admirer?
Speaker 1: Not that I know of, no, a secret admirer. How
Speaker 1: would I know if it's a secret. I've never been
Speaker 1: written like a love letter. Yeah, that's what I like.
Speaker 2: If did you ever get like a card from someone?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I was gonna say, fan letters
Speaker 2: don't count those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I've ever had one either, not
Speaker 1: that I can work. Just just a random question, I think, Well,
Speaker 1: you know, the letter writing is a lost art. This
Speaker 1: is another thing I loved about the movie was you
Speaker 1: can see hand.
Speaker 2: Hand writing, someone writing by hand, and I was like,
Speaker 2: look at that, oh.
Speaker 1: Ship, it's just oh. I could just smell the paper
Speaker 1: and the number two pencil and oh it was. It
Speaker 1: was glorious. I I miss it. I missed lettering today.
Speaker 1: If you were to remake it today, it would be
Speaker 1: like an anonymous text or something like that.
Speaker 2: Right, it'd be like a burner Instagram account.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, that would
Speaker 1: just kind of lurk totally.
Speaker 2: All right, So overall.
Speaker 1: We get to play critic. It can be either Roger
Speaker 1: or Ebert. I don't care.
Speaker 2: On a scale one to ten, what would you rate
Speaker 2: this movie?
Speaker 1: Ooh, I didn't think about this ahead of time on
Speaker 1: a scale of one to ten, simply because it's Laurie Laughlin. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it an eight. Okay, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: it an eight because Laurie carries the movie. I mean,
Speaker 1: she is just I think in the hands of a
Speaker 1: less qualified actress or a less charismatic actress, this movie
Speaker 1: would have been even more of a flop it was,
Speaker 1: but it was fantastic, Like I enjoyed it because she
Speaker 1: conveyed so much emotion just with her eyes. Yeah, so good.
Speaker 1: So I'd give it an eight. Okay, Yeah, Now, how
Speaker 1: would you rate it, knowing you're not a huge fan
Speaker 1: of eighties, like.
Speaker 2: I'd give it. I'd give it between like a six
Speaker 2: point five and a seven.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, it's not a terrible movie.
Speaker 2: I've seen terrible movies, right, right, not more than like
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes. But yeah, this was not that. It was
Speaker 2: just not one of the ones where I'm like, oh this,
Speaker 2: I would watch it again, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It was but it was cute, it was good, it
Speaker 1: was it was great. Okay, that's a solid rating. That's
Speaker 1: higher than I was explanding from you. What would you
Speaker 1: rate the full House episode? Oh? Do you remember what
Speaker 1: the fans rate of the full House episode? Is?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: Eight point five? Yeah, it's stuck in my CROs. You're
Speaker 1: still bitter about it, aren't you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Very much? So, Okay, is the scale based on other
Speaker 1: Is it compared to other Full House episodes or compared
Speaker 1: to other.
Speaker 2: Just as a standalone episode, as a as an episode
Speaker 2: of Full House representing sit Calm, tropes and family and
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: What would you rate that episode? I'm gonna go with nine.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it a nine. Not it's not. It's
Speaker 1: not a ten, right, but it deserves higher than an
Speaker 1: eight point five in my opinion, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I'm gonna You know what I hate to say, though,
Speaker 2: what I gave it an eight point five.
Speaker 1: You did see I did see see.
Speaker 2: And that I found myself giving it an eight point five,
Speaker 2: and I was like, maybe like an eight point seventy five,
Speaker 2: just to.
Speaker 1: Be a little it was a little n budge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, but uh, you know, I I've I
Speaker 2: I feel like there's there are other really great nine
Speaker 2: and ten sitcom episodes or full House episodes rather, but
Speaker 2: that one was it was.
Speaker 1: Up there, It was up there. It was top rated,
Speaker 1: top rated episode. No, no, no, no, you willing to
Speaker 1: share what your top rated episode?
Speaker 2: You have a top rated Full House episode that I
Speaker 2: can think of, because I can't remember what episodes?
Speaker 1: So that's true. Yeah, and you don't know, you haven't
Speaker 1: seen the ones that are coming.
Speaker 2: Up as yeah right, I mean okay, yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 2: there's some out there, probably some of the earlier episodes,
Speaker 2: even because those were so sweet, sweet and in a
Speaker 2: perfectly sit commie you know.
Speaker 1: So yeah anyway, no, I I yeah, no, I do.
Speaker 1: I love I do my top my top episodes. And
Speaker 1: again this might change as we go through the series,
Speaker 1: but right now, my standard answer when people say what's
Speaker 1: your favorite episode of Full House, my standard answer is
Speaker 1: sixteen candles. DJ forgets Skimmy's right sixteen birthday. Selfishly, that's
Speaker 1: my favorite but it's also a great episode. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not just because it's about me, but it's a
Speaker 1: great episode. But its secret to myers is up there.
Speaker 1: It's like probably my top three for four most episodes,
Speaker 1: so but that could change. Who knows. You know, I
Speaker 1: didn't know how much I hate and how we watch.
Speaker 2: Out like three and a half more seasons to get
Speaker 2: through who knows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that was this was fun. This was
Speaker 1: fun we did.
Speaker 2: We got to expand our horizons.
Speaker 1: A little bit. Yeah, it's a little a little different,
Speaker 1: similar but different. Yeah, and if you.
Speaker 2: Want to watch it, go check it out on tub
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, secret admirer, it's very cute.
Speaker 1: Let us know what you thought of the movie. Yes,
Speaker 1: let us know if you preferred the movie over the
Speaker 1: over the full house episode. Oh yeah, yeah, what you
Speaker 1: liked better? What you liked better? And let us know
Speaker 1: if this is this is worth your time? Like did
Speaker 1: you like that one? Do you like?
Speaker 2: Like you ask them that, but.
Speaker 1: Like is it? Did you like this? Because we'd like
Speaker 1: to do this again with Skateboard Kid two or other
Speaker 1: types of movies. So yeah, if you want to love it.
Speaker 2: You know, if you if everyone was like shut up
Speaker 2: and get back to the full house stuff. But okay, okay,
Speaker 2: you hear you. You know, if you get all thought
Speaker 2: this was funny, then we'll bring it back for Skateboard
Speaker 2: Kid too.
Speaker 1: It's good to switch things up now and then, you know,
Speaker 1: keep it fresh, keep it exciting.
Speaker 2: And also I really want to see Skateboard Kid too.
Speaker 2: It's I mean, I've seen Skateboard Kid one. I had
Speaker 2: no idea.
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for years. It has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with Skateboard Kid one. It is a completely different movie,
Speaker 1: different cast, different storyline. The only thing so it's a
Speaker 1: different skateboard Kid. It's a different skateboard and it's a
Speaker 1: different skateboard Kid. But it's a magical skateboard. That is
Speaker 1: the only similarity between the two movies. Oh oh, it's
Speaker 1: a skateboard kid rides the skateboard in the air. It's
Speaker 1: a what it's like, Yeah, it's a flying skateboard. This
Speaker 1: is even better than I thought. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can't wait.
Speaker 2: Okay, yep, Skateboard Kid two, we have to do it
Speaker 2: on the schedule. There is a kid flying through the
Speaker 2: air on a skateboard and you're in.
Speaker 1: It, and I kiss Andrew Keagan in it too. There's much.
Speaker 2: She Oh, yeah, this is happening. Everyone, this is happening.
Speaker 1: I don't we don't need to hear if you want
Speaker 1: it or not, it's happening.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know where to sign it though, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's anywhere.
Speaker 2: Don't think it's on to your pretty little head. About that.
Speaker 2: Maddie will find magical skateboard kid and rope him down
Speaker 2: from the sky and we'll watch it.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Matty says, Yes, it's happening. Yeah, it's happening.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you guys so much for listening to our
Speaker 2: incredibly well prepared and unhinged episode. We love you, guys.
Speaker 2: We really have so much fun doing this and we
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Speaker 1: Put Kelly Breston on a shirt? I'm just saying, we
Speaker 1: got we want to Pickle Town, we want to do
Speaker 1: pickle we gotta do is happening right, right? But maybe
Speaker 1: Kelly Breston, that might be disrespectful to her memory, So
Speaker 1: maybe not. But it is really freaking It's a great
Speaker 1: it was a great joke. It was a great joke.
Speaker 1: But let's leave it as a joke that goes out
Speaker 1: into the ether.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, not one that you can wear on your
Speaker 2: body and then have people see it and be like,
Speaker 2: that's offensive.
Speaker 1: Kelly Breston across right, Kel's not, no, no bad idea,
Speaker 1: scratch it. It's okay, It's okay.
Speaker 2: But maybe if you put Kelly Breston on a magical skateboard. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We're so slap happy.
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Speaker 2: like I didn't.
Speaker 1: Know, but I know you do you you? Uh?
Speaker 2: And yeah and we will We will see you guys
Speaker 2: next time on how read Tannato's we love you, Thanks
Speaker 2: for listening, and remember the world is small, but the
Speaker 2: house is full. I'd see. I want to say, I
Speaker 2: I know what Preston full of Brestons.
Speaker 1: It's a very full. No other way to end the show,
Speaker 1: I'm sure there is. We're not going to do it. Bye.