WEBVTT - Episode 230: Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling

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<v Speaker 1>podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the

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<v Speaker 1>morally ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And now, here's Dan, Dylan, and Shay.

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<v Speaker 3>And we're back.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Monday edition of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, signed

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<v Speaker 4>Dan Patrick. It's the recap show, and we have probably

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<v Speaker 4>the craziest weekend thus far in football, right?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, definitely college. Pretty bad. College was bananas. Minefield.

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<v Speaker 4>Eventful, meaning shitty, I think, for a lot of bettors

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<v Speaker 4>out there, ourselves included.

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<v Speaker 1>You.

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<v Speaker 2>You included.

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<v Speaker 3>You lost money.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe that. I'm the only one who won

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<v Speaker 2>this week. I don't believe that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm up 28 and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>No big deal. Ray's up four. Jay's up one. I

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<v Speaker 2>won the Broncos game, so I don't know why this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying it's wrong. Did I give you a loss on that? Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so you lost one unit. No, I didn't. Congrats. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope.

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<v Speaker 2>I went three and three. Ah, shucks. Okay. Shay, you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, so Shay's even. Congrats, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>I think avoiding a minefield that was this weekend, especially

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<v Speaker 2>on Saturday, and walking away even is a fucking win.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know what's funny?

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<v Speaker 3>I went into Lids, just where I got this hat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you would. Yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 4>And the guy, I overheard them talking about betting. They

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<v Speaker 4>were talking about the West Virginia game or something.

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<v Speaker 3>And the guy said- Degenerates.

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<v Speaker 2>He said something.

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<v Speaker 4>No, but he said something. I was like, oh, who

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<v Speaker 4>else do you got this weekend? He was like, I

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<v Speaker 4>took the weekend off. I got killed last weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that'd be.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice to- Wouldn't that be fun to do?

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, who is this Dalai Lama character?

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<v Speaker 3>You can do that?

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<v Speaker 2>You're allowed to do that?

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<v Speaker 5>We're kind of forced to keep betting with this whole

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<v Speaker 5>show thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, it's the show that makes me bet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if it ever really goes to house, I'll just

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<v Speaker 3>blame that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my job to lose everything. Out of the choice.

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<v Speaker 3>It's my job to lose everything.

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<v Speaker 4>But we got some stuff to go over, including a

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<v Speaker 4>new segment, Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda, which is essentially... A game

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<v Speaker 4>that you may have looked at on the board and

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<v Speaker 4>you're like, eh, I'm going to bet that. Then you

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<v Speaker 4>bitched out and then obviously it went exactly as you anticipated.

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<v Speaker 4>Or a game that you took and you wish you

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<v Speaker 4>had backed the Brinks truck up and dumped on.

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<v Speaker 5>Essentially just a game you regret in general.

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<v Speaker 2>Not picking, not betting enough. I will go first. Fucking

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<v Speaker 2>Daniel Jones laying seven against the Titans. And I said

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<v Speaker 2>it when I bet it. This is a dumb public

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<v Speaker 2>money dumb bet. And the line should have been fucking 12.

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<v Speaker 2>But obviously I was wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>I kind of have a new strategy.

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<v Speaker 2>That was dumb.

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<v Speaker 5>I took the Titans off the show, so it doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>really matter, but anytime a team is getting 70% of

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<v Speaker 5>the public bet or money, I feel like I'm just

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<v Speaker 5>going to immediately take the different team.

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<v Speaker 3>But don't get caught in that trap, right? This happened

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<v Speaker 3>to me a couple years.

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<v Speaker 4>Ago where I lived and died by the public betting spreads,

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<v Speaker 4>and it doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>Out that way. No, you cannot retire on that shit.

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<v Speaker 5>The thing is, I don't think you should cherry pick

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<v Speaker 5>because I thought about doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>You just bet every game.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, the Cardinals. I was like, no, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 5>to do the Cardinals. And then that game won outright.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 5>So I feel like if you're going to do it,

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<v Speaker 5>you just.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to do the whole thing. Well, hold on. You

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<v Speaker 2>had some shoulda, coulda, wouldas on your fucking outrights. Or

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<v Speaker 2>at least shoulda. Auburn. Auburn money line. Which I told

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<v Speaker 2>you to take. Auburn plus 21. And I did not

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<v Speaker 2>text until post-game. You're a good man. It's crazy how

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<v Speaker 2>many people don't know that. Well, they were covering, no problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew that. But I was like, shit. If I'm Ray,

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<v Speaker 2>and I bet a plus. If I'm anybody, and I

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<v Speaker 2>bet plus 21, I'm sprinkling some on the money line.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just a guarantee. Yeah. Back. 21.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I didn't think Auburn stood a chance to

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<v Speaker 5>win that game. I thought they were going to keep

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<v Speaker 5>it within three touchdowns.

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<v Speaker 3>But I told you.

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<v Speaker 4>And then Ray said it didn't matter that I told

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<v Speaker 4>him to do that because I didn't also bet it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, that's not how that works.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I completely disagree with that. You can't clown me

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<v Speaker 5>for not taking money line.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can when I had Florida State money line

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<v Speaker 3>in a different game.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is the exact same spread.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you want to talk about that game?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Want to talk about Texas, Florida? Fucking bullshit. No. Sark's gone. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You think so? Sark is in deep trouble in Austin,

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<v Speaker 2>big time.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he going to go be an offensive coordinator somewhere?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think he would just ride out into the

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<v Speaker 2>sunset with a buyout for a year and then go pitch.

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<v Speaker 4>Are people that are committed to doing shit in their life?

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<v Speaker 4>If I got $ 70 million to just walk away, you'd

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<v Speaker 4>never hear from me again.

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<v Speaker 2>It's ego. We ain't heard from Jimbo Fisher.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jimbo's doing it right.

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<v Speaker 2>Jimbo's fishing.

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<v Speaker 3>He's probably fishing somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Jimbo's fishing. Jimbo's in Belize, Rosarito. Somewhere nice fishing. Fishing

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<v Speaker 2>for ladies. Fishing for a new white bee.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think any chance Arch leaves after this season?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if he'll go anywhere in college if

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<v Speaker 3>he doesn't go.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the thing with Sark. The reason Sark got

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<v Speaker 2>hired was, A, his scheme was supposed to be awesome. Armenian.

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<v Speaker 2>He is Armenian. They survived the genocide.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out. C, shout out. C, he's a quarterback whisperer. Right?

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<v Speaker 2>That's such a bullshit term, dude. It is, but that's

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<v Speaker 2>the cape he carried with him. Yes. Right? That's what he...

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy how... He was never going to be a general,

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<v Speaker 2>a CEO. Like, you know, Mack Brown was a CEO

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<v Speaker 2>of a Fortune 500 company, but not a great coach.

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<v Speaker 2>But he knew how to pull all the other levers

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<v Speaker 2>with the boosters and everything else.

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<v Speaker 3>And then UNC was just like, what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right. So he was never going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>CEO type. So his scheme and his quarterback whispering was

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to make up for that. Well, then NIL came.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't care if you're a good recruiter or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody cares.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Texas has a blank fucking check. Yeah. So it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter how you like get into homes of parents

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<v Speaker 2>and like sell them on how they're going to fucking,

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<v Speaker 2>their son's going to be done with. Nobody gives a shit.

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<v Speaker 2>How much am I getting? Period.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. The first and only question now. So I

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<v Speaker 2>either want a CEO like a Kirby smart general type

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<v Speaker 2>son of a bitch, or I want somebody whose scheme

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<v Speaker 2>is so new and fresh that it does not get

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<v Speaker 2>stamped out in the SEC. Like Jimbo Fisher. Like Jimbo Fisher.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine him. Chip Kelly coming to Texas. Hey, bring it on.

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<v Speaker 2>Win team. You would take that? No, I would not

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<v Speaker 2>take that. Okay. As a coordinator. And honestly, me and

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of my Texas friends this weekend via the

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<v Speaker 2>group chat, we're all out on Sark. It's over. The

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<v Speaker 2>names are getting tossed around like who the hell could

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<v Speaker 2>it be, who should it be. It's not a long list.

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<v Speaker 2>There ain't a whole lot out there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I was going to say, who's really, maybe you

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<v Speaker 5>could poach DeBoer.

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<v Speaker 2>I think DeBoer would jump, but do you want to

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<v Speaker 2>coach DeBoer? He would be a CEO type, you'd imagine.

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<v Speaker 5>What about Dabo? Would you take Dabo?

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't let you guys take Dabo.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a personal vendetta against Dabo.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a man of faith.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, his whole diatribe about how players should never get

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<v Speaker 2>paid and Once they do, he'll retire.

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<v Speaker 3>Which he hasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Which he has not.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been a few years.

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<v Speaker 2>Shockingly has not given up the reins. If he had

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<v Speaker 2>an ounce of any kind of soul or moral contrition

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<v Speaker 2>at all, he would have been, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of here.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you in favor of this KJ Lacey kid coming

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<v Speaker 5>in and taking first team reps from Arch?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see that today? Yeah, I saw it. This

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<v Speaker 2>goes back to my earlier point. If Arch left last year,

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<v Speaker 2>And declare for the draft. He's a first-round draft pick, right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just purely on... Purely on name and mechanics, right? Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's he going now if it's declared today?

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<v Speaker 5>He'd probably still be a first-round pick.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I actually... Not top five.

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<v Speaker 4>I would argue that he should go now because he'll

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<v Speaker 4>get drafted later to an actually decent team.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good point. Like the Broncos or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Arch of the Broncos would make so much sense. Makes

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<v Speaker 2>so much sense. Feels like.

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<v Speaker 3>Bo Nix is.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. Not doing great.

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<v Speaker 4>I always feel bad piling on. I feel so bad

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<v Speaker 4>piling on with some of these guys. It's like you

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<v Speaker 4>just see them only get shit. Like, there's nothing. Like,

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<v Speaker 4>if you go on Twitter and just type in Bonix,

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<v Speaker 4>there's not going to be one that's like, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 4>come on.

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<v Speaker 2>There's Twitter, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody's going to say that about anybody. Fucking hellscape. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I love Twitter. That's why you thrive there. That's where

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<v Speaker 2>I made my pose, dude. Fuck Instagram. Instagram's so fucking corny, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't like Instagram? No, it's just cornball bullshit. It's like, oh, man,

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<v Speaker 2>you did a great job today.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you'd be surprised, dude. It used to be like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you go to the comment section on Instagram, it's

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<v Speaker 4>usually a bloodbath also. Well, Twitter is just a bloodbath.

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram blocks the crazy rude shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes. Twitter truly is a wild... I mean, Twitter

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<v Speaker 3>you just watch porn on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You can.

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<v Speaker 5>While we're on the topic, I know we're going to

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<v Speaker 5>bounce around a little bit, but do you guys want

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<v Speaker 5>to talk about that Seahawks-Broncos game?

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<v Speaker 2>You guys both had the Broncos. First of all, the

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<v Speaker 2>Seahawks should have won that game. New play caller. No,

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<v Speaker 2>they should not have. Yes, they should have.

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<v Speaker 5>They outgained them by like 250 yards.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, what was the score?

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<v Speaker 3>The Cardinals beat the Rams without scoring a touchdown this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing matters.

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<v Speaker 5>Bo Nix's average depth of target was behind the line

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<v Speaker 5>of scrimmage.

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<v Speaker 2>That was bad. That's embarrassing. You're right. You're right. But

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<v Speaker 2>the Seahawks were down 14-0 with what? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Seven minutes ago in the game.

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<v Speaker 5>And then classic Donald.

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<v Speaker 2>He looked great.

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<v Speaker 5>Brought him almost all the way back. And then he's like,

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<v Speaker 5>here's two awful timed interceptions.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not good.

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<v Speaker 5>But like one of the things with that team is

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<v Speaker 5>when you look at JSN, he, I think he has

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<v Speaker 5>150 yards more receiving than the second guy in the

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<v Speaker 5>NFL at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>He's nasty.

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<v Speaker 5>He's, we were looking at offensive player of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Odds and it's kenneth walker and jameer gibbs but like

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<v Speaker 5>at this point you might have to sprinkle jsn it.

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<v Speaker 3>Would be higher if he hadn't won it last year i.

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<v Speaker 2>Think that's true yeah i think they like i'm like

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<v Speaker 2>barring like they hate doing barring truly to just like

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<v Speaker 2>stand out seasons where there's no one really close i

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<v Speaker 2>feel like they'd prefer not to give it to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Back also when you watch that game it's back pretty

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<v Speaker 5>obvious how much they miss kenneth walker yeah That was

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<v Speaker 5>a game that they needed Kenneth Walker in, and they

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<v Speaker 5>just let him go. They paid Shahid more money than

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<v Speaker 5>the Chiefs gave Kenneth Walker, and you're like, that doesn't look.

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<v Speaker 3>They're a team that runs the ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Except he had that touchdown catch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he played pretty well, but at the same time,

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<v Speaker 5>are you going to sit here and be like, Shahid's

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<v Speaker 5>doing more for them than Kenneth Walker?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I ain't going to say that. No, I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 5>He's important for their special teams.

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<v Speaker 2>Very.

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<v Speaker 5>He had a really good return that set him up,

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<v Speaker 5>but like, dude, Kenneth Walker is.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, my favorite was, like, the end of the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally end of the game. Last possession of the Broncos before,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, forcing fucking overtime or whatever. Sean Payton's got

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<v Speaker 2>the play call. He's doing the plays. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>13-second three and out. That was awful.

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<v Speaker 3>13 seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>Three and out.

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<v Speaker 5>On third down, they're like, we're going to throw it,

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<v Speaker 5>stay aggressive, and they just threw a shitty screen pass

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<v Speaker 5>that got dropped.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 5>And you're like, if you're going to throw the ball,

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<v Speaker 5>go for the sticks. Don't just dump it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. Thank you. 13 seconds, three and out. I was like, Sean,

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<v Speaker 2>you fucking moron.

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<v Speaker 3>You see this happen, though, where it's like they clearly,

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<v Speaker 3>he has no fear.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's some Brian Schottenheimer shit, and I will, I'll segue, segue.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate Schottenheimer. I think he's way out over his skis.

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<v Speaker 2>But when a veteran coach, Hall of Fame coach, does

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<v Speaker 2>shit like that, you're like, do they fall into a

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<v Speaker 2>trance when they're down on the sideline? What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you do a 13-second three and out? You're

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<v Speaker 2>giving them the opportunity to take this to fucking overtime.

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<v Speaker 2>You're up like, what the fuck are you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>And you're also trusting the quarterback who's played.

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<v Speaker 2>Awful all year. Played like shit for the last two years.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not a great quarterback.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the problem is he has clearly no trust in

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<v Speaker 4>Bonix to throw it downfield.

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<v Speaker 3>So then not only is it killing his confidence.

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<v Speaker 2>Run the fucking ball.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree, but then you start just only relying on

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<v Speaker 4>these screens and just short passes where you get.

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<v Speaker 2>Run the damn ball.

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<v Speaker 4>That's where you get the yips. You don't get the

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<v Speaker 4>yips really when you're airing it out. It's when you

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<v Speaker 4>have to do just these check downs every play.

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<v Speaker 2>Throw it back to first base. Throw it back to

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<v Speaker 2>first base.

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<v Speaker 3>Throwing it back to the pitchers.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Well, we're.

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<v Speaker 5>Transitioning here already to the Packers game.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, who is? You are.

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<v Speaker 5>To the Packers Cowboys game. Since we talked about it. Shay,

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<v Speaker 5>your thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we give a round of applause first to the Packers? Yay!

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<v Speaker 5>Shay, I have a stat for you, but I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to let you ramble for a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I got stats. I got stats.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it the Cowboys suck ass?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a couple. I know, like, everybody, a couple

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<v Speaker 2>weeks ago we did this, and I fucking, against the Ravens,

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<v Speaker 2>the Ravens game, I did this, and I had a, Monologue.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also the Ravens. Yeah, I'm talking about that too,

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<v Speaker 2>but that was like a clear and present loss by Schottenheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a clear and present danger.

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<v Speaker 2>But worse. But way worse. Way worse. And at this point,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just, I've given up. Here's the problem. If the

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<v Speaker 2>NFC East was a normal football division... We could say,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, trade George Pickens, trade Gary, make all these trades,

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<v Speaker 2>do it now, try and trade Kenny Clark. MVP Kenny Clark?

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<v Speaker 2>You have to. You have to get your picks back

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<v Speaker 2>because you've got no picks. You've got like four picks

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<v Speaker 2>in the next draft. I mean, the Cowboys draft is

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good usually. They do, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Caleb Downs has been kind of a non-factor.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's hard to... put a value on a

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<v Speaker 5>safety unless you have like five picks.

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<v Speaker 2>I disagree. I think he's been bipolar. He's been up

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<v Speaker 2>and down here and there.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of times I'd gauge safety just by like

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<v Speaker 4>when you're watching a game, it's like how involved, like

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<v Speaker 4>what percent.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they look involved in?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly. Why can't they find the goddamn ball?

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<v Speaker 4>Even if he's not the first guy to make tackling,

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<v Speaker 4>he's the second.

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<v Speaker 2>Where the fuck is he? But I could come in

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<v Speaker 2>here and say, you know, Schottenheimer sucks ass. Parker sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody sucks. It's true. They all suck. But they're still

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<v Speaker 2>not out of the division. That's the worst part about

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<v Speaker 2>all this. The Eagles are a dumpster fire now. But

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<v Speaker 2>I have to sit here and know and understand finally

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<v Speaker 2>this team just fucking sucks.

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<v Speaker 3>You should be able to run away with that division.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I should be able to run away in my

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<v Speaker 2>feelings and be like, the season's over. Yeah. Fuck it.

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<v Speaker 3>You can do that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can't. Because the division is right fucking there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you wish they were better so you could just write.

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<v Speaker 1>Or were.

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<v Speaker 2>Or the division. I wish the division was better so

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<v Speaker 2>I could just leave this season alone. Yeah, you can

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<v Speaker 2>be done. I can't. But this is what they do.

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<v Speaker 2>They string you along. Look at their odds to win

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<v Speaker 2>the NFC East. Yeah, they're favored. They're like plus 130. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck? It's giving you hope. It's mathematical hope.

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<v Speaker 2>The book is like, hey, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>And all you have to do is beat Jaden Daniels

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<v Speaker 4>and Jameis Winston slash J.J.

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<v Speaker 2>McCarthy.

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<v Speaker 5>And now Tyler Tanner McKee or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Who actually didn't play terribly.

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<v Speaker 5>But Shay, here's what I was going to tell you.

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<v Speaker 5>Javante Williams, after the touchdown that he scored.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 5>They ran 38 plays. Care to guess how many runs

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<v Speaker 5>there were?

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<v Speaker 2>Zero. One.

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<v Speaker 3>They ran one running play?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it says right here, through DraftKings social media, they

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<v Speaker 5>ran 38 plays and.

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<v Speaker 2>There was one run.

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<v Speaker 3>That's your nightmare. That's literally your nightmare.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my definition of insanity. You know, the opposing offenses,

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<v Speaker 2>when it's third and nine or longer against the Cowboys.

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<v Speaker 5>The defense looked okay yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, did it? Because when it's third and nine or longer,

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<v Speaker 2>opposing offenses are converting that down a distance 50% of

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<v Speaker 2>the time. 50%? 5-0.

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<v Speaker 1>50.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not good. Brutal. Yeah, league average is like 21%.

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<v Speaker 2>So they've doubled that. More than doubled that.

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<v Speaker 3>You have a 50-50 shot of converting it if you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Playing the Cowboys. 3rd and 17? Fuck it. Let's roll.

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<v Speaker 2>From your own 20? Who cares? Yeah, fuck it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a coin flip. That's bad. Just chuck it up.

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<v Speaker 5>I know you said on the Danny cast yesterday you're

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<v Speaker 5>not coming back, but there.

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<v Speaker 2>Is a Monday night football game. Against the Eagles. Against

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<v Speaker 2>the Eagles. Where? Here. Here? In Philly.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's in Philly. We're doing the Danny cast on

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<v Speaker 5>Monday again.

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<v Speaker 2>For real? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You should just start nuking bets on whoever they're playing

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<v Speaker 4>on these things.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever thought about that?

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<v Speaker 5>Just taking the other team so that way you're happy

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<v Speaker 5>both times?

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<v Speaker 2>I would never do that. No, because you won't be.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that being happy either way is bullshit, but

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<v Speaker 4>you should just do it from like a.

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<v Speaker 2>I have faded the Cowboys before. I have. Confession. I've

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<v Speaker 2>never told anybody this. I have faded the Cowboys before, and...

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<v Speaker 2>That's when they win. Yeah. Yeah. But it's also, like,

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<v Speaker 2>really upsetting because I don't tell anybody about it. I'm like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know this fucking team better than anybody. Moneyline Colts.

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<v Speaker 5>In the back of your head, you're not like, I

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<v Speaker 5>just paid for my team to win?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how I sometimes look at it. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>because it goes, like, to the very last fucking second,

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<v Speaker 2>and I get gut punched one way or the other. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a dangerous game.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just not a real team anymore. Like, I think

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<v Speaker 2>I can finally admit that Schottenheimer doesn't have a team.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not a real football team. It's fake.

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<v Speaker 5>If you could, would you fire him today?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, 100%. Okay. Who would you hire? Jerry Jones Jr. Anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding. Why don't I just let Jerry be

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking... What if you could... You know what I'd hire?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd hire the fucking Ursa Widow. She seems to be... Oh, Ursa?

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<v Speaker 2>Ursa Widow. I think it's his daughter. No, it's his daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>That's his daughter? Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that makes a lot more sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you still hire her?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was his widow. No, it's his daughter. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's way more wholesome. Yeah. I wonder if everybody likes her.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was his third ex-wife. I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was his third ex-wife who got to control the team.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why you were like, what's this fucking lady doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, she's fucking crazy. I love this broad. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's his daughter. Family affair. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 5>We got a little off track. Let's start with college

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<v Speaker 5>football and Dylan here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Purdue sucks.

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<v Speaker 4>Indiana.

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<v Speaker 2>That was brutal.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't stand when people are like, oh, that was

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<v Speaker 5>a bad ball.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, no.

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<v Speaker 3>Could it have been thrown better?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure.

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<v Speaker 4>It was very easy to catch and reel in for

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<v Speaker 4>a touchdown.

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<v Speaker 2>Hoover got hit.

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<v Speaker 5>And he was throwing off his back foot, and he

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<v Speaker 5>dropped it in the basket. And the kid, Nick Marsh,

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<v Speaker 5>just has to know where he is on the field.

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<v Speaker 5>He's going to be a first-round pick.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you not know where you are in the

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<v Speaker 2>end zone? You need to know where you are. How

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<v Speaker 2>do you not know where you are in the end zone?

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<v Speaker 2>Focus on your inside foot. How do you not know

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<v Speaker 2>where you are in the end zone?

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<v Speaker 5>And he easily could have just.

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<v Speaker 2>It's college, too.

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<v Speaker 4>You only need one foot in, so it's not like

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<v Speaker 4>he had to do some crazy toe drag with his

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<v Speaker 4>left leg.

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<v Speaker 2>All he needed was half his right foot. I think,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what?

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<v Speaker 5>This actually might be a good thing, though. I know

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<v Speaker 5>you lost your bet, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I did, right?

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<v Speaker 5>I think Indiana might be the best team in the country, still.

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<v Speaker 5>So I think you can buy him low now.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you say that, and then you see Lloyd Carr's

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<v Speaker 2>grandson fucking running amok in Penn State. Yeah. Dynasty?

0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:46.560
<v Speaker 3>Bryce Underwood toast?

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<v Speaker 2>Bryce Underwood gonzo? He is not good now. Dude, he

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<v Speaker 2>got benched.

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<v Speaker 4>He is in a little bit of an arch situation

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<v Speaker 4>where obviously arch is much better.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is fair. I get it.

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<v Speaker 4>They feel obligated to play him. Arch is the same thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, how do you bench arch just in the

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<v Speaker 4>court of play? public opinion and money.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it also forces the... Well, not in Michigan State,

0:18:08.260 --> 0:18:12.060
<v Speaker 2>but in Texas, it forces the coaching staff to be like, yeah,

0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:12.520
<v Speaker 2>we were wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>We fucked up. Yeah. Michigan doesn't have that problem. Well, Michigan...

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<v Speaker 2>Because Whittingham... Fucking what's his name? Whittingham? Whittingham did not say, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>come on.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, Whittingham also wasn't the one who recruited him and paid.

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<v Speaker 2>Him all the money. That's what I'm saying. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying. Sark was.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, Arch has way less excuses than... Underwood has, like,

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<v Speaker 5>Arch has NFL talent on his team. I don't know

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<v Speaker 5>if there's NFL talent at skill positions.

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<v Speaker 3>They also have the best defensive player in the country.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, Colin Simmons is unbelievable. All-American there, too. All-American. Their

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<v Speaker 2>defense is solid. I mean, he's the reason why they

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<v Speaker 2>won the Tennessee game by himself. Yeah, but all you

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<v Speaker 2>had to do was fucking third and seven. All you

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<v Speaker 2>had to do was fucking stop Florida on third and seven. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And then, Dil, you lost the Northwestern bet, minus seven

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<v Speaker 5>and a half versus Michigan State, which I was on

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<v Speaker 5>the opposite side of.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat Fitzgerald, revenge game.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't win, but Florida State. This was a classic one, Dil.

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<v Speaker 5>The Northwestern made too much sense, so you just got

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<v Speaker 5>to go with Michigan State. That line was ratty.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but the Florida State game. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Such bullshit.

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<v Speaker 4>If you ever want to be one of those tinfoil hat,

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<v Speaker 4>it's all rigged guys, that was about as close to

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<v Speaker 4>being like, we got to let these guys win.

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<v Speaker 5>I also respect you put a full unit on that,

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<v Speaker 5>not a half unit.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually stood to win a nice chunk of change

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<v Speaker 4>on that one, so that was a bummer. After losing

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<v Speaker 4>fucking everything else, I was like, yes.

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<v Speaker 5>UCLA, Wisconsin, under you hit.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a good, that was a fucking layup.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a great bet.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like that was always going to be an under,

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<v Speaker 5>and I just didn't even.

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<v Speaker 4>And Wake, so it's not going to be my shoulda, coulda,

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<v Speaker 4>woulda pick, but Wake minus nine and a half against Cal,

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<v Speaker 4>that should have been a fucking empty the clip and

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<v Speaker 4>bank account on fucking Wake Forest.

0:19:48.369 --> 0:19:51.699
<v Speaker 2>Cal's been so disappointed. Forest is actually legit. Wake Forest

0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:52.420
<v Speaker 2>is having a great year.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and they're covering big spreads.

0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:55.320
<v Speaker 2>They're covering big spreads. They are.

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<v Speaker 5>But now I'm scared to bet them because I feel

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<v Speaker 5>like everyone's kind of figured it out.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to keep doing it until the wheels come off,

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<v Speaker 3>which could be this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows?

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<v Speaker 5>Then you went opposite of Shea with Louisville.

0:20:05.550 --> 0:20:06.070
<v Speaker 2>Big mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>That was stupid.

0:20:06.970 --> 0:20:12.240
<v Speaker 2>Fresno State, your boys. They fucked up. Nebraska. Nebraska plus seven. Yeah,

0:20:12.260 --> 0:20:14.240
<v Speaker 2>I went two for three in the late slate, which is... Nebby,

0:20:14.350 --> 0:20:16.770
<v Speaker 2>that's a good fucking ending. I'll take that shit.

0:20:16.910 --> 0:20:19.889
<v Speaker 5>Dude, Rayola coming back in to lead that drive and

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<v Speaker 5>then to win.

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<v Speaker 3>I almost took Nebraska outright. I just took the points, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm starting to like Nebraska more and more.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, I'm telling you, I have hated them for years.

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<v Speaker 2>They just can't win a big game. It's not even

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<v Speaker 2>about winning. Yeah, but dude, this part of the season... Covering.

0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:34.200
<v Speaker 2>They are fucking covering.

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<v Speaker 3>This part of the season, bet them to cover.

0:20:35.800 --> 0:20:39.070
<v Speaker 2>They are entering... Like, Coverage Town area. I think they

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<v Speaker 2>might be in Coverage Town.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a quintessential Matt Rule thing. Just be, like,

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<v Speaker 4>pretty good during the unimportant part of the regular season.

0:20:47.020 --> 0:20:50.300
<v Speaker 2>He did that at Temple. He was a fucking cash

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<v Speaker 2>cow at Temple.

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<v Speaker 5>To keep your job in college football, a lot of

0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:55.200
<v Speaker 5>people say it is important to cover because your big

0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:57.080
<v Speaker 5>boosters are betting on the game. So they're like, well,

0:20:57.100 --> 0:21:00.010
<v Speaker 5>this guy's covering. So we're going to keep him around

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<v Speaker 5>a little longer.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're Nebraska and you fire Matt Rule, you

0:21:03.310 --> 0:21:05.830
<v Speaker 2>are a fucking moron. Oh, you can't fire him. Nobody

0:21:06.230 --> 0:21:10.280
<v Speaker 2>is coming home. to Lincoln that is comparable to Matt Ruhle.

0:21:10.300 --> 0:21:12.060
<v Speaker 5>I think he's doing a good job with the cards

0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:14.159
<v Speaker 5>he's been dealt so far. Like, that rebuild's going to

0:21:14.180 --> 0:21:16.980
<v Speaker 5>take a little more time, but I think they're 6-1.

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<v Speaker 3>What's their money situation? I mean, everyone's always.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, Warren Buffett. I don't know. I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Does Warren Buffett give a shit about

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<v Speaker 2>Nebraska football? No. Warren Buffett gives a shit about nothing but, like,

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<v Speaker 2>mosquito nets in Africa.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, Shay, you're college football. Buffalo minus 6-1⁄2.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no. No, no. Excuse me. Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me. Excuse me. We had UMass plus 6-1⁄2 if

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<v Speaker 2>Logan Inagawa was starting, and he fucking started, and he

0:21:40.859 --> 0:21:46.869
<v Speaker 2>fucking covered. They lost by seven. No, no, no. No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they did.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm pretty sure they lost by seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope. All right, let's look it up. No one remembers

0:21:56.690 --> 0:21:59.850
<v Speaker 2>the UMass score off the top of their head. Fucking casuals.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know ball, bitch. They did lose by seven. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so you lost.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 5>But I have you here as taking Buffalo minus six

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<v Speaker 5>and a half, so you won.

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<v Speaker 2>It was contingent. That's not true. It was contingent. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so you did lose. No, no, no, no, no. It's 25-18.

0:22:15.260 --> 0:22:19.660
<v Speaker 2>I had this game. Oh, in overtime. Yeah. I had

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<v Speaker 2>it at the end of the game. You counted it before.

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<v Speaker 4>Filed that one in the win column too early? That's

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<v Speaker 4>a rookie mistake. I did that with Florida State.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to lie. Well, Shay, now you're actually

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<v Speaker 2>back down.

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<v Speaker 5>This is why you can't do the contingency thing.

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<v Speaker 1>18-24.

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<v Speaker 2>Do the math.

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<v Speaker 5>25.

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<v Speaker 2>It's 25-18. They lost. Okay, help me out. Help me out.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you seeing? Look. Do you see what I see?

0:22:41.000 --> 0:22:42.540
<v Speaker 5>I see what you see, but that's not correct.

0:22:42.820 --> 0:22:43.659
<v Speaker 2>How is that not correct?

0:22:44.140 --> 0:22:45.659
<v Speaker 4>I'm seeing 25-18 also.

0:22:45.740 --> 0:22:47.770
<v Speaker 2>I'm seeing 24-18. It's on the fucking screen.

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<v Speaker 3>What app is that?

0:22:48.880 --> 0:22:52.109
<v Speaker 2>Sportacular. Well, there you go. Yahoo. Oh, yeah, okay.

0:22:52.230 --> 0:22:53.310
<v Speaker 3>What is Sportacular?

0:22:53.390 --> 0:22:57.730
<v Speaker 2>It's Yahoo. Yahoo? Yahoo. Yahoo. Yeah, they lost by seven.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>So you actually did lose that game because I.

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<v Speaker 3>Forgot about your contingency.

0:23:02.670 --> 0:23:05.070
<v Speaker 2>ESPN has a 25-18. You trust them? How is fucking

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<v Speaker 2>Yahoo wrong?

0:23:06.510 --> 0:23:08.050
<v Speaker 3>I mean, yeah, I've been gunning this shitter for years.

0:23:08.250 --> 0:23:10.710
<v Speaker 2>Dude, you gotta be kidding me. I was fucking swinging shit.

0:23:11.300 --> 0:23:12.100
<v Speaker 2>I gotta call my bookie.

0:23:13.680 --> 0:23:15.219
<v Speaker 3>He's probably like, what's this guy talking about?

0:23:15.240 --> 0:23:20.600
<v Speaker 2>This is not good. I was like, pick up Tuesday, motherfucker. Oh, no. Oh, no.

0:23:20.900 --> 0:23:23.240
<v Speaker 5>That is pretty hilarious that you thought this entire time that.

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<v Speaker 2>I did. How does that have the wrong score? I

0:23:27.010 --> 0:23:28.690
<v Speaker 2>don't get that. I don't fucking know either. I'm looking

0:23:28.750 --> 0:23:30.230
<v Speaker 2>at it. You're looking at it. We're all looking at it.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, well, now you're actually back down to minus.

0:23:33.430 --> 0:23:38.510
<v Speaker 2>One unit now. Whoa. Well, I love Logan Inagawa.

0:23:38.750 --> 0:23:39.830
<v Speaker 3>You had Syracuse.

0:23:39.850 --> 0:23:41.930
<v Speaker 2>Syracuse is the best bet, and as long as Angeli

0:23:41.950 --> 0:23:42.350
<v Speaker 2>didn't start.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, we all hit our best.

0:23:43.290 --> 0:23:44.570
<v Speaker 5>We all hit our best bets this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Malachi Nelson, Durka Durka, thank you very much.

0:23:48.030 --> 0:23:50.010
<v Speaker 4>Also, I mean, I know it's maybe jumping the gun

0:23:50.030 --> 0:23:52.590
<v Speaker 4>a little bit, but our anytime touchdown score parlay.

0:23:53.530 --> 0:23:53.750
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:23:53.850 --> 0:23:55.410
<v Speaker 3>I'm the only one who hit theirs, and mine was.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I had Jalen Hurts, and then 20 minutes after

0:23:57.990 --> 0:23:59.030
<v Speaker 5>the podcast, he was ruled out.

0:23:59.050 --> 0:24:01.550
<v Speaker 2>He was shot down. And I was like, damn. Yeah,

0:24:01.570 --> 0:24:01.970
<v Speaker 2>they fucking.

0:24:01.990 --> 0:24:03.370
<v Speaker 5>I mean, Darren Waller didn't score.

0:24:03.390 --> 0:24:03.969
<v Speaker 2>So it didn't even matter.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but their other tight end scored twice.

0:24:06.730 --> 0:24:07.540
<v Speaker 5>Tommy Tremble scored?

0:24:07.560 --> 0:24:08.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, twice.

0:24:08.380 --> 0:24:08.620
<v Speaker 1>Twice?

0:24:08.800 --> 0:24:12.380
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Great. You know who else scored twice? Kyle Pitts. Fuck,

0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:13.360
<v Speaker 2>you know what I thought about? Yeah.

0:24:13.580 --> 0:24:15.359
<v Speaker 4>I was trying to craft my tight— I' m getting too in

0:24:15.380 --> 0:24:16.360
<v Speaker 4>the weeds with tight ends.

0:24:16.380 --> 0:24:18.600
<v Speaker 5>All right, hold— we got a— You're fucking high on tight ends. Shay,

0:24:18.640 --> 0:24:20.720
<v Speaker 5>your Houston bet, you also got screwed. I think they won.

0:24:20.960 --> 0:24:23.460
<v Speaker 5>I think they won by three. Yeah, very fucking— Dude,

0:24:23.540 --> 0:24:26.679
<v Speaker 5>Mestemaker looks unbelievable. Mestemaker's always been good.

0:24:26.700 --> 0:24:29.850
<v Speaker 2>He's a very good quarterback. He has some— some of the

0:24:29.970 --> 0:24:33.869
<v Speaker 2>arm strength that he has is fucking— Pretty ridiculous. Ridiculous.

0:24:33.910 --> 0:24:35.710
<v Speaker 2>If you want to see a quarterback make some NFL

0:24:35.730 --> 0:24:39.280
<v Speaker 2>throws on a Saturday afternoon, go watch Okie Light.

0:24:39.470 --> 0:24:41.480
<v Speaker 5>He didn't play quarterback in high school, so who the

0:24:41.520 --> 0:24:43.859
<v Speaker 5>hell was the quarterback in high school when you're like, oh,

0:24:43.880 --> 0:24:45.740
<v Speaker 5>this big tight end we have is just ripping the

0:24:45.780 --> 0:24:48.320
<v Speaker 5>ball around the field in practice.

0:24:48.340 --> 0:24:50.760
<v Speaker 3>When do you realize that? You're playing the wrong position, bud.

0:24:50.980 --> 0:24:52.020
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he can sling it.

0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:53.380
<v Speaker 3>That happens in baseball, though.

0:24:53.400 --> 0:24:56.659
<v Speaker 2>He's mobile enough, too. He's an athletic quarterback.

0:24:56.680 --> 0:24:59.479
<v Speaker 5>He hurdled someone against Oregon for a touchdown.

0:24:59.540 --> 0:25:02.000
<v Speaker 2>He can move. There will be.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys who play third base in college and they're like,

0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:06.460
<v Speaker 4>this dude throws 99.

0:25:06.460 --> 0:25:06.740
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:25:06.859 --> 0:25:09.600
<v Speaker 3>Ten years later, he's in AAA. I'm going to throw 99.

0:25:09.580 --> 0:25:11.230
<v Speaker 5>Rick and Kiel was a pitcher, right?

0:25:11.250 --> 0:25:13.530
<v Speaker 2>Rick and Kiel was center fielder. Yeah, and then he'd be.

0:25:13.570 --> 0:25:14.470
<v Speaker 5>No, he was a pitcher first.

0:25:14.510 --> 0:25:16.190
<v Speaker 2>And then got the yips. Yeah, he got the yips.

0:25:16.230 --> 0:25:16.810
<v Speaker 3>Came back, yeah.

0:25:16.830 --> 0:25:17.070
<v Speaker 2>Poor guy.

0:25:17.270 --> 0:25:20.950
<v Speaker 5>All right, so my college football, TCU... Nice, Raymond.

0:25:20.970 --> 0:25:21.870
<v Speaker 2>Baylor outright.

0:25:22.190 --> 0:25:24.890
<v Speaker 5>Those games between those teams are always going to be tight,

0:25:24.910 --> 0:25:26.890
<v Speaker 5>so you just take the points. We already talked about

0:25:26.910 --> 0:25:30.750
<v Speaker 5>Michigan State. Arizona State got pumped. That was a bad bet.

0:25:31.050 --> 0:25:33.060
<v Speaker 5>I really kind of only bet on Arizona State because

0:25:33.100 --> 0:25:34.359
<v Speaker 5>I like the quarterback's name, Cutter.

0:25:34.880 --> 0:25:38.139
<v Speaker 2>Cutter. And that wasn't good. Texas Tech's legit.

0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Notre Dame, that one. It's like Texas never should have

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<v Speaker 2>left the Big 12.

0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:43.500
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:25:44.420 --> 0:25:47.250
<v Speaker 2>They did it for like prestige and money. It's so stupid.

0:25:47.450 --> 0:25:49.389
<v Speaker 2>You could have guaranteed playoff spot.

0:25:50.380 --> 0:25:51.679
<v Speaker 3>It's a fucking cakewalk.

0:25:51.720 --> 0:25:53.420
<v Speaker 5>I mean, it's like you would have had what Miami

0:25:53.440 --> 0:25:55.240
<v Speaker 5>has now. Like Miami just gets to.

0:25:55.859 --> 0:25:59.580
<v Speaker 2>Unless Wake Forest comes a knocking. No. That's true.

0:26:00.380 --> 0:26:02.660
<v Speaker 5>Notre Dame lost. And then obviously we talked about Auburn.

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<v Speaker 2>Notre Dame against Brockmire. Can we talk about what Notre

0:26:05.700 --> 0:26:08.060
<v Speaker 2>Dame did to disrespect his family? Did y'all see that

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<v Speaker 2>in the postcard? Oh, yeah.

0:26:09.260 --> 0:26:09.440
<v Speaker 1>What?

0:26:09.500 --> 0:26:13.800
<v Speaker 2>He said his family was disrespected? Brockmire, Bear, said, there's

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<v Speaker 2>no way I was losing to these guys. They disrespected

0:26:17.180 --> 0:26:19.139
<v Speaker 2>me and my family. You think they were shitting on you?

0:26:19.160 --> 0:26:20.869
<v Speaker 2>The follow up was like, excuse me, what? He was like,

0:26:20.890 --> 0:26:23.100
<v Speaker 2>I never should have said anything anyway. That was it

0:26:23.150 --> 0:26:23.800
<v Speaker 2>from the media.

0:26:23.820 --> 0:26:25.959
<v Speaker 3>Are they talking shit about Mormons or something?

0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:30.119
<v Speaker 2>Maybe, like Catholics versus Mormons. I haven't seen this. Maybe

0:26:30.420 --> 0:26:32.440
<v Speaker 2>a priest talked to him or some shit. I don't know.

0:26:32.840 --> 0:26:35.940
<v Speaker 2>But he was saying how badly Notre Dame disrespected him

0:26:36.080 --> 0:26:38.800
<v Speaker 2>and his family. Well, he lit them up.

0:26:38.869 --> 0:26:40.409
<v Speaker 3>I wonder if it's Notre Dame fans who are just

0:26:40.490 --> 0:26:41.530
<v Speaker 3>talking shit on social media.

0:26:41.550 --> 0:26:44.090
<v Speaker 2>I said Notre Dame. I'm telling you. He said there

0:26:44.130 --> 0:26:48.090
<v Speaker 2>was some recruiting process happening that didn't pan out or something.

0:26:48.859 --> 0:26:50.820
<v Speaker 2>Because he was fucking pissed. And for a Mormon to

0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:54.080
<v Speaker 2>get pissed at anything besides a hot drink, it's heavy.

0:26:54.940 --> 0:26:55.340
<v Speaker 2>Cup of coffee.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that was not good. That was a bad bet

0:26:57.300 --> 0:26:58.780
<v Speaker 5>for me. I should have seen that coming.

0:26:58.800 --> 0:26:59.760
<v Speaker 2>That was a hell of a game. Then we already

0:26:59.780 --> 0:27:01.980
<v Speaker 2>talked about Auburn plus 21. Trying to take in the

0:27:02.020 --> 0:27:02.440
<v Speaker 2>money line.

0:27:02.820 --> 0:27:03.020
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:27:03.420 --> 0:27:05.600
<v Speaker 5>So before we go to NFL, do you guys want

0:27:05.619 --> 0:27:06.780
<v Speaker 5>to do your coulda, shoulda, wouldas?

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:07.939
<v Speaker 3>Mine happens to be.

0:27:07.980 --> 0:27:08.720
<v Speaker 2>Mine's in NFL.

0:27:08.740 --> 0:27:09.620
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, mine's in NFL.

0:27:09.820 --> 0:27:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, mine was JMU.

0:27:11.480 --> 0:27:14.820
<v Speaker 4>Every week JMU is kind of a money bet.

0:27:14.920 --> 0:27:16.000
<v Speaker 2>They're 7-0. They're really good.

0:27:16.040 --> 0:27:18.770
<v Speaker 5>I think they were minus 11.5, minus 12.5.

0:27:18.810 --> 0:27:23.150
<v Speaker 2>Ain't UCLA like 6-1? I think they're undefeated. They're undefeated.

0:27:23.250 --> 0:27:24.590
<v Speaker 2>UCLA's undefeated still, isn't it?

0:27:24.609 --> 0:27:24.850
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:27:25.270 --> 0:27:27.490
<v Speaker 5>That was another game that... Fucking, dude, that's GMU.

0:27:27.570 --> 0:27:29.990
<v Speaker 3>Everyone's like, yeah, Malava's out, so they're going to get smoked.

0:27:30.020 --> 0:27:30.910
<v Speaker 2>Uh-huh, they did not.

0:27:30.970 --> 0:27:32.659
<v Speaker 5>That's probably, that could have been in there. I know

0:27:32.680 --> 0:27:34.230
<v Speaker 5>you don't get two, but that'd probably be my second one.

0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:35.560
<v Speaker 2>You can take two, right? There's no rules.

0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:38.560
<v Speaker 3>No rules to life. I could have, should have, would have.

0:27:38.580 --> 0:27:41.760
<v Speaker 4>This is a, and I mean, this is just so me,

0:27:42.000 --> 0:27:44.640
<v Speaker 4>you know, is I should have taken, I had A.J.

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:47.090
<v Speaker 4>Barnard and Evan Engram to score in the Seahawks-Broncos game.

0:27:47.310 --> 0:27:49.340
<v Speaker 4>If only I had both backup tight ends to score.

0:27:49.380 --> 0:27:52.280
<v Speaker 2>Should have done that. That's crazy. Should have taken it.

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:53.060
<v Speaker 2>Should have, could have, would have.

0:27:53.080 --> 0:27:54.520
<v Speaker 3>And who knows what that would have paid out, but.

0:27:54.740 --> 0:27:55.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that, this.

0:27:56.160 --> 0:27:58.180
<v Speaker 5>If they had Barner, Evan Ingram would have paid out 32-1,

0:27:58.200 --> 0:28:02.380
<v Speaker 5>so the backups would have been like.

0:28:02.070 --> 0:28:02.370
<v Speaker 1>70-1, 90-1.

0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:03.350
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, something crazy.

0:28:03.450 --> 0:28:05.690
<v Speaker 2>They would have given it like 40-1, but it should

0:28:05.770 --> 0:28:06.280
<v Speaker 2>have been 350-1.

0:28:06.270 --> 0:28:08.510
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you get fucking boned on some of the.

0:28:08.530 --> 0:28:09.110
<v Speaker 2>Dude, the game.

0:28:10.090 --> 0:28:13.629
<v Speaker 4>The game-to-go-to-overtime bet is the most bullshit odds of all time.

0:28:13.690 --> 0:28:17.439
<v Speaker 4>Plus 1,000? Plus 1,000. It's usually between plus 1,000 to 1,400.

0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:21.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, that should be double or triple that.

0:28:21.040 --> 0:28:21.100
<v Speaker 2>5,000.

0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:28:21.480 --> 0:28:23.580
<v Speaker 5>Well, wasn't the doink in the Super Bowl one year, like,

0:28:23.660 --> 0:28:26.960
<v Speaker 5>plus 450, and everyone's like, this is, like, an insane line.

0:28:26.980 --> 0:28:30.629
<v Speaker 2>A doink is way more. I remember for a safety

0:28:30.650 --> 0:28:32.810
<v Speaker 2>to happen at all, Pittsburgh, Arizona.

0:28:33.500 --> 0:28:34.040
<v Speaker 3>That Super Bowl?

0:28:34.060 --> 0:28:36.290
<v Speaker 2>Super Bowl, yeah. It was like plus 850 or whatever.

0:28:36.570 --> 0:28:38.910
<v Speaker 2>For a safety? Yeah, and I fucking hammered that. Dude,

0:28:38.930 --> 0:28:40.750
<v Speaker 2>even the octopus was only- And the next year, it

0:28:40.790 --> 0:28:43.710
<v Speaker 2>was like plus 330. You're like, fuck you. That's got

0:28:43.730 --> 0:28:45.950
<v Speaker 2>to be- It's rigged. But they know you're going to

0:28:45.970 --> 0:28:47.620
<v Speaker 2>take it anyway, so they're like, all right.

0:28:47.630 --> 0:28:49.920
<v Speaker 4>The octopus was like 16 to 1, and I was like, dude,

0:28:49.940 --> 0:28:51.660
<v Speaker 4>not only do you have to pick the right guy

0:28:51.680 --> 0:28:54.020
<v Speaker 4>to score, you have to pick him to score on

0:28:54.080 --> 0:28:56.160
<v Speaker 4>that same play, the two-point conversion.

0:28:56.220 --> 0:28:58.090
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. That should be, again, plus 5,000.

0:28:58.080 --> 0:29:02.520
<v Speaker 3>Astronomical, yeah. That's my shoulda, coulda, woulda. Usually there's a million.

0:29:02.540 --> 0:29:04.420
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go with that because, fuck, I need

0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:06.080
<v Speaker 3>to start thinking about the backup tight ends.

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:07.960
<v Speaker 2>What was yours? I never should have bet the Colts.

0:29:08.020 --> 0:29:10.040
<v Speaker 2>I said I shouldn't have done it. I fucking literally

0:29:10.060 --> 0:29:11.660
<v Speaker 2>made the bet here and said it was a stupid bet.

0:29:12.660 --> 0:29:13.650
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes those work out, though.

0:29:13.910 --> 0:29:16.730
<v Speaker 2>Titans went outright. I think it was fucking stupid.

0:29:16.850 --> 0:29:18.770
<v Speaker 5>Jonathan Taylor might be traded, I think.

0:29:19.230 --> 0:29:19.930
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can see that.

0:29:19.950 --> 0:29:22.710
<v Speaker 5>I mean, they just fired Ballard, so they should kind

0:29:22.750 --> 0:29:25.230
<v Speaker 5>of do a fire sale here. Danny Dimes is obviously not.

0:29:25.700 --> 0:29:27.020
<v Speaker 2>Ain't the future. He is not the future.

0:29:27.060 --> 0:29:28.400
<v Speaker 5>I do kind of feel bad for him because he

0:29:28.440 --> 0:29:30.300
<v Speaker 5>played well last year and then he tore his Achilles,

0:29:30.320 --> 0:29:32.010
<v Speaker 5>so it's kind of tough to come back.

0:29:32.210 --> 0:29:34.300
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he's had a great career, you think about it.

0:29:34.450 --> 0:29:38.930
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's gotten paid. He got the contract. What

0:29:39.190 --> 0:29:39.870
<v Speaker 2>more could you ask for?

0:29:39.930 --> 0:29:42.300
<v Speaker 5>He'd be a great backup quarterback if that's what he's

0:29:42.340 --> 0:29:43.820
<v Speaker 5>going to be doing for the rest of his career.

0:29:43.860 --> 0:29:46.640
<v Speaker 2>Go let him be a quarterback's coach. Call it a day, dude.

0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:48.500
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:53.020
<v Speaker 4>NFL, my best bet, Chiefs minus 8-9 against the fucking Chargers.

0:29:53.160 --> 0:29:55.050
<v Speaker 2>They are... Ass.

0:29:55.550 --> 0:29:59.110
<v Speaker 5>The fading the Chargers thing is probably the most profitable

0:29:59.130 --> 0:30:00.290
<v Speaker 5>thing you can be doing at this moment.

0:30:00.310 --> 0:30:02.670
<v Speaker 2>I was so wrong about C.J. Stroud being worse than

0:30:02.830 --> 0:30:05.650
<v Speaker 2>Justin Herbert. C.J. Yeah, that was, I mean, I agree.

0:30:05.670 --> 0:30:06.710
<v Speaker 3>Silencing all the haters.

0:30:06.750 --> 0:30:08.890
<v Speaker 4>He's another guy who just has been just getting shit

0:30:09.030 --> 0:30:10.590
<v Speaker 4>on by everyone for.

0:30:10.610 --> 0:30:12.320
<v Speaker 2>But Stroud's been fucking lighting it up.

0:30:12.330 --> 0:30:15.190
<v Speaker 5>He lit it up against Jacksonville. They were blitzing him

0:30:15.230 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 5>and he's just one, two out.

0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Good defense. That's what he looked like his rookie year. Yeah, exactly.

0:30:20.100 --> 0:30:21.520
<v Speaker 2>The last couple of weeks he's looked fucking.

0:30:21.540 --> 0:30:23.860
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, Texans money line. Ray and I were both

0:30:23.960 --> 0:30:25.560
<v Speaker 4>on that. Or no, Ray took the spread because he's

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:27.760
<v Speaker 4>a pussy. I had the money line.

0:30:27.800 --> 0:30:31.240
<v Speaker 2>That was my best bet. That was your best bet? Texans.

0:30:31.620 --> 0:30:33.520
<v Speaker 4>And then the only other one I hit was Packers

0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:34.780
<v Speaker 4>minus one and a half against the Cowboys.

0:30:34.800 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you. That's just so stupid. It's just not even

0:30:38.230 --> 0:30:38.530
<v Speaker 2>a real.

0:30:38.710 --> 0:30:40.150
<v Speaker 3>Oh, the game didn't end in a tie, though. That

0:30:40.190 --> 0:30:40.570
<v Speaker 3>was plus 7,500.

0:30:40.550 --> 0:30:40.970
<v Speaker 2>That's fair.

0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:44.300
<v Speaker 5>See, I feel like if you're going to take a

0:30:44.340 --> 0:30:46.640
<v Speaker 5>game to go into overtime, you may as well just

0:30:46.660 --> 0:30:50.080
<v Speaker 5>do the tie because it's plus 7,500. Overtime is plus 1,000.

0:30:50.080 --> 0:30:52.080
<v Speaker 3>Unless it goes to overtime and then doesn't end.

0:30:52.060 --> 0:30:54.300
<v Speaker 2>In a tie. Yeah, but you should take both. Yeah,

0:30:54.420 --> 0:30:56.840
<v Speaker 2>you should take both.

0:30:57.020 --> 0:30:58.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:30:59.300 --> 0:31:01.620
<v Speaker 2>It was not the best weekend, not the worst.

0:31:02.540 --> 0:31:04.920
<v Speaker 4>We're getting into that part of the season, though, where.

0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:07.260
<v Speaker 2>It's getting tougher. Logan Inagawa didn't cover.

0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:07.800
<v Speaker 4>I know.

0:31:08.250 --> 0:31:10.100
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe that Yahoo lied to you, too.

0:31:10.110 --> 0:31:11.110
<v Speaker 2>I was so happy.

0:31:11.150 --> 0:31:12.830
<v Speaker 3>Maybe they were just like, come on, don't ruin his

0:31:12.850 --> 0:31:13.270
<v Speaker 3>good time.

0:31:13.390 --> 0:31:16.360
<v Speaker 5>That's crazy that they haven't even fixed it yet. I mean,

0:31:16.390 --> 0:31:18.340
<v Speaker 5>they probably know that not a lot of people care

0:31:18.380 --> 0:31:19.820
<v Speaker 5>about that score, but you would think.

0:31:19.740 --> 0:31:21.400
<v Speaker 2>People do care about the score because that's the spread.

0:31:21.420 --> 0:31:23.620
<v Speaker 2>The people who care really fucking care. So they're probably like, oh,

0:31:23.680 --> 0:31:24.500
<v Speaker 2>it's just Buffalo.

0:31:24.580 --> 0:31:26.660
<v Speaker 4>I'm way more afraid of a better who has Buffalo

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:29.720
<v Speaker 4>UMass than like Alabama Georgia.

0:31:29.920 --> 0:31:31.300
<v Speaker 2>Also, Alabama losing is.

0:31:32.060 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 3>I love to see it. I know Ray's a Closeted

0:31:33.740 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 3>Alabama fan.

0:31:34.250 --> 0:31:36.570
<v Speaker 5>I am a Closeted Alabama fan. I love Alabama.

0:31:36.930 --> 0:31:40.880
<v Speaker 2>Tanakee. Yeah. Came through. I like Hype.

0:31:40.900 --> 0:31:43.160
<v Speaker 5>Tennessee is a tough place to play for Bama. They've

0:31:43.180 --> 0:31:45.370
<v Speaker 5>gotten beat there a couple times.

0:31:45.830 --> 0:31:47.610
<v Speaker 2>They're a good team. It's a tough environment.

0:31:47.970 --> 0:31:49.830
<v Speaker 5>Oh, they're a good team because Texas beat them.

0:31:50.090 --> 0:31:53.090
<v Speaker 4>Well, they are a good team. They're a good SEC team.

0:31:53.110 --> 0:31:55.010
<v Speaker 4>Do you guys want to recap? I kind of have

0:31:55.030 --> 0:31:55.630
<v Speaker 4>to take a dump.

0:31:56.030 --> 0:31:57.610
<v Speaker 5>Well, we have to do our Monday Night Football stuff.

0:31:57.650 --> 0:31:57.850
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:31:58.330 --> 0:31:59.610
<v Speaker 4>I'm just warning you guys.

0:31:59.670 --> 0:32:01.840
<v Speaker 2>Monday Night Football stuff. Let's go.

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 1>All right.

0:32:02.620 --> 0:32:06.540
<v Speaker 4>So we've not amended. We've kind of solidified some stuff.

0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:10.300
<v Speaker 4>So 0-0 on the roulette wheel. If there's not a

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:13.580
<v Speaker 4>player who wears zero or double zero, it then defers

0:32:13.660 --> 0:32:14.780
<v Speaker 4>to a tight end.

0:32:15.000 --> 0:32:16.500
<v Speaker 3>And then if it's single zero.

0:32:16.940 --> 0:32:19.620
<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ. Golden's really good. I'm explaining the rules. Sorry.

0:32:20.660 --> 0:32:23.090
<v Speaker 5>I mean, Golden's unbelievable. And you're sitting here telling me

0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:25.450
<v Speaker 5>Quinn Ewers was a great college quarterback.

0:32:25.490 --> 0:32:26.750
<v Speaker 2>He was a great college quarterback. And he didn't do

0:32:26.790 --> 0:32:28.690
<v Speaker 2>shit with Golden. Quinn Ewers? Yes, he did. Yes, he did. Oh,

0:32:28.730 --> 0:32:31.670
<v Speaker 2>they what? Barely got into the playoffs and then. They

0:32:31.710 --> 0:32:34.030
<v Speaker 2>ran into the buzzsaw that is Kirby Smart at Georgia, dude. No,

0:32:34.050 --> 0:32:36.590
<v Speaker 2>they lost to Washington. No, no, no. The year after that.

0:32:37.460 --> 0:32:40.560
<v Speaker 2>It's just very bad. Quinn Ewers was objectively a disappointment.

0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:43.580
<v Speaker 5>He was a seventh-round pick. I don't know how you

0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:45.260
<v Speaker 5>can say he was a great college quarterback.

0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:48.460
<v Speaker 2>I don't care. You care a little bit. What, round

0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:49.920
<v Speaker 2>he got drafted in? You care a little bit. He

0:32:49.960 --> 0:32:52.110
<v Speaker 2>was a good fucking college quarterback. Just say you care

0:32:52.150 --> 0:32:56.730
<v Speaker 2>a lot. Say above average. Way above average. He was fine.

0:32:57.050 --> 0:32:58.890
<v Speaker 2>And mediocre. Mediocre?

0:32:59.090 --> 0:33:00.450
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not terrible, but eh.

0:33:01.050 --> 0:33:04.230
<v Speaker 2>Anyway. All right. So anyways, before Shay interrupted me. Y'all

0:33:04.490 --> 0:33:05.670
<v Speaker 2>don't even have college teams.

0:33:06.510 --> 0:33:07.450
<v Speaker 3>Clemson and Notre Dame.

0:33:08.170 --> 0:33:09.050
<v Speaker 2>Those are your college teams?

0:33:10.050 --> 0:33:12.150
<v Speaker 5>Michigan State.

0:33:12.170 --> 0:33:13.830
<v Speaker 4>But I'm not one of those dorks who didn't even

0:33:13.850 --> 0:33:15.550
<v Speaker 4>go to the school and roots for them and shit.

0:33:17.170 --> 0:33:19.250
<v Speaker 4>Shouldn't you be like a half of a North Texas fan?

0:33:19.410 --> 0:33:22.490
<v Speaker 2>That's not fair. I got arrested in North Texas. I know.

0:33:24.170 --> 0:33:25.870
<v Speaker 2>I will tell you Denton County Jail ain't no joke.

0:33:26.930 --> 0:33:29.070
<v Speaker 2>That doesn't sound very fun. It's all going down in

0:33:29.090 --> 0:33:31.510
<v Speaker 2>Denton County. Alright Dylan, explain the wheel.

0:33:31.530 --> 0:33:33.469
<v Speaker 4>So if there's not a player who wears zero or

0:33:33.510 --> 0:33:37.520
<v Speaker 4>double zero then It goes to tight ends where the

0:33:38.500 --> 0:33:40.420
<v Speaker 4>single zero will be the starting tight end.

0:33:40.460 --> 0:33:43.140
<v Speaker 3>Double zero would be backup tight end.

0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:46.280
<v Speaker 2>Nice. We got to go through depth charts. I have

0:33:46.320 --> 0:33:46.959
<v Speaker 2>it up. All right.

0:33:47.180 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 5>There are no zeros.

0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:50.590
<v Speaker 3>How do we decide if it's a home or away team?

0:33:51.310 --> 0:33:52.810
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't fucking know.

0:33:53.810 --> 0:33:54.830
<v Speaker 5>We'll just say it beforehand.

0:33:55.530 --> 0:33:56.470
<v Speaker 2>That's how we decide.

0:33:57.350 --> 0:33:59.570
<v Speaker 3>Okay. That'll be by committee.

0:33:59.830 --> 0:34:02.450
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Yeah, I guess we just pick that one.

0:34:02.490 --> 0:34:03.450
<v Speaker 3>You want me to spin one?

0:34:03.470 --> 0:34:12.390
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you spin it. Spinning. That was a nice spin.

0:34:12.410 --> 0:34:13.669
<v Speaker 3>That might be my best spin yet.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a fucking ripper.

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<v Speaker 3>Who do we want?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's we got?

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<v Speaker 5>Is this for the Niners or the Commanders?

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<v Speaker 2>Say it. Say it.

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<v Speaker 3>Niners.

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<v Speaker 1>13.

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<v Speaker 2>Black 13. And if there's no 13.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Dylan, you're going to love this. 13's Brock Purdy.

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:35.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, shit, it is. The Brockett ship. Oh, shit. I

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:39.660
<v Speaker 2>like that a lot.

0:34:40.140 --> 0:34:42.940
<v Speaker 3>Suck my Brock, dude. That's actually great. I love him

0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:43.200
<v Speaker 3>to score.

0:34:43.219 --> 0:34:45.600
<v Speaker 2>What's he to score? I'm not sure. I have the

0:34:45.620 --> 0:34:47.989
<v Speaker 2>depth chart. I'm into this. I'm into this.

0:34:48.070 --> 0:34:49.469
<v Speaker 3>I like that a lot. That's a good start.

0:34:49.489 --> 0:34:52.969
<v Speaker 2>All right. All right, Shay. Wait, that's too hard. Is

0:34:52.989 --> 0:34:55.549
<v Speaker 2>that better? Yeah. Yeah, but spin it in the opposite direction.

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<v Speaker 2>This way.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>This way. Yes. All right.

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<v Speaker 5>So, Commanders or Niners?

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<v Speaker 2>Commanders. We got Brock.

0:35:09.010 --> 0:35:09.649
<v Speaker 3>Rock so far.

0:35:09.950 --> 0:35:10.569
<v Speaker 2>Anytime TD.

0:35:10.610 --> 0:35:14.469
<v Speaker 3>He's probably plus three-something, four-something.

0:35:14.469 --> 0:35:14.540
<v Speaker 1>25.

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<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck is that for the Commanders? It's a safety.

0:35:19.290 --> 0:35:20.300
<v Speaker 3>Commanders D, I guess.

0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:21.980
<v Speaker 2>Come on. You could spin again.

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:26.300
<v Speaker 4>All right, but if it's defense again, then it's defense.

0:35:26.320 --> 0:35:31.160
<v Speaker 2>That doesn't count. Is that fair? Yeah, it's defense against defense.

0:35:31.180 --> 0:35:33.470
<v Speaker 3>If it's back-to-back defensive players, then it's telling us something.

0:35:33.790 --> 0:35:42.589
<v Speaker 2>Huh, huh, huh. Come on. Durka, Durka, Durka. 32 red.

0:35:42.630 --> 0:35:46.759
<v Speaker 2>That's got to be a fucking defender. Unassigned. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>have a number 32 on their roster. All right.

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:50.280
<v Speaker 3>Is there a 32 on the Niners?

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:57.719
<v Speaker 2>Got it. No. I guess D, Commander's D then. It's

0:35:57.739 --> 0:35:59.420
<v Speaker 2>going to have to be. It's got to be Commander's

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<v Speaker 2>D then. All right.

0:36:01.260 --> 0:36:02.700
<v Speaker 3>So Brock's going to run one in and then throw

0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:03.180
<v Speaker 3>a pick six.

0:36:03.500 --> 0:36:08.879
<v Speaker 2>I love that. The Cowboys pick six. Fuck. Yeah. Come on!

0:36:08.980 --> 0:36:09.859
<v Speaker 3>That was pretty great, though.

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:11.640
<v Speaker 2>That was so embarrassing.

0:36:12.540 --> 0:36:13.660
<v Speaker 4>You know what I do respect about you as a

0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:16.680
<v Speaker 4>Cowboys fan? Is you totally understand everyone hating them.

0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:20.620
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fuck yeah. I hate them. Yeah, well, that's... Give

0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:21.780
<v Speaker 2>me the Niners.

0:36:22.160 --> 0:36:23.140
<v Speaker 3>Bang, bang, Niner gang.

0:36:28.380 --> 0:36:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Nine.

0:36:29.239 --> 0:36:32.239
<v Speaker 2>Niner. Niner. I catch a Niner in there.

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<v Speaker 5>Dill, you're going to love this. Braden Willis, tight end

0:36:37.200 --> 0:36:38.319
<v Speaker 5>for the San Francisco 49ers.

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<v Speaker 2>What?

0:36:38.930 --> 0:36:39.549
<v Speaker 3>Hell yes.

0:36:39.780 --> 0:36:42.330
<v Speaker 2>I have no idea who it is. Rip it. Damn,

0:36:42.350 --> 0:36:43.010
<v Speaker 2>what's this payout?

0:36:43.050 --> 0:36:43.370
<v Speaker 4>Do we know?

0:36:44.010 --> 0:36:45.129
<v Speaker 2>It's going to be astronomical.

0:36:45.210 --> 0:36:46.620
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you want me to check it?

0:36:47.110 --> 0:36:50.870
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's Brock Purdy, Braden Willis, and Commander's Defense.

0:36:52.190 --> 0:36:55.149
<v Speaker 2>Fucking plus 4,200. I mean, this is going to be

0:36:55.170 --> 0:36:56.050
<v Speaker 2>a hammer.

0:36:56.690 --> 0:36:58.460
<v Speaker 3>If this hits, fuck you.

0:36:58.469 --> 0:37:02.060
<v Speaker 2>Plus what? Plus what? What do you guess it is?

0:37:03.140 --> 0:37:03.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm going to say plus.

0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:05.950
<v Speaker 2>67.50. I'm going to say plus... 67.50. 15. 15. 15,000? Dude,

0:37:05.969 --> 0:37:11.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know... Plus 45,000. 100 to win 45 grand. Okay.

0:37:11.820 --> 0:37:17.660
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah. All right. You heard it here first. I'm

0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:18.180
<v Speaker 2>going to look up....

0:37:27.570 --> 0:37:28.780
<v Speaker 3>Anything about Braden Willis.

0:37:29.000 --> 0:37:29.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:37:29.260 --> 0:37:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Does he exist?

0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:33.180
<v Speaker 3>Tight end and nine, too. The numbers still throw me

0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:33.800
<v Speaker 3>off sometimes.

0:37:33.960 --> 0:37:38.419
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe Logan didn't cover in overtime. Yeah. Seems

0:37:38.440 --> 0:37:40.160
<v Speaker 2>like this kid went to... Great.

0:37:40.200 --> 0:37:42.810
<v Speaker 5>He's a blocking tight end, which I actually kind of like.

0:37:42.969 --> 0:37:43.890
<v Speaker 5>He went to Oklahoma.

0:37:44.969 --> 0:37:47.610
<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's white. Excellent. Brock's white.

0:37:47.690 --> 0:37:49.969
<v Speaker 5>He has zero catches for zero yards this year.

0:37:50.450 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. We're fucked. Three targets. Three targets. That's good.

0:37:52.980 --> 0:37:53.780
<v Speaker 3>He's been targeted.

0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:54.520
<v Speaker 5>Mm-mm.

0:37:55.110 --> 0:37:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Brayden Willis. It's not an ICE investigation.

0:37:56.580 --> 0:37:59.339
<v Speaker 4>No, dude, because everyone's going to dump on fucking George

0:37:59.380 --> 0:38:01.920
<v Speaker 4>Kittle to score tonight. Little do they know, sneaky old

0:38:01.980 --> 0:38:02.880
<v Speaker 4>Brayden Willis.

0:38:02.680 --> 0:38:03.940
<v Speaker 2>Is going to come out of nowhere. All right, I

0:38:03.980 --> 0:38:05.520
<v Speaker 2>got pissed. You got to shit. I do have to shit.

0:38:05.540 --> 0:38:08.760
<v Speaker 4>All right, that's going to do it for us. Brock Purdy,

0:38:09.400 --> 0:38:11.589
<v Speaker 4>Brayden Willis, Commanders D to score.

0:38:12.700 --> 0:38:13.830
<v Speaker 2>Take it with us. The wheel.

0:38:14.230 --> 0:38:15.830
<v Speaker 3>The wheel speaks again. We'll see you Thursday.