WEBVTT - “Andy Samberg Hates Dogs” | Pets 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.400 Let me ask you this before we start. We're started, 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:06.559 we already started. Do you have makeup on? Are you 0:00:06.600 --> 0:00:10.200 putting makeup on for you? No? I can't do this. 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:13.680 I'm out. If that's what we're doing here, I got 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:15.160 I advocate my throne. 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:17.239 Here is why I have makeup on. 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:20.520 Okay, I have to take Axel to a birthday party 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:21.360 right after this. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:24.840 You have makeup on to go to a kid's birthday party? 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:25.560 I don't. 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:28.360 First of all, all right, first of all, seventy back off. 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:32.400 I have tinted moisturizer on, some blush and mascara. I 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.599 don't really qualify that as like makeup. 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:37.960 That's literally what it is. That's literally what it is. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:50.240 More and more better, better, a little more better, more better. 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:56.920 Okay, fine, it is makeup, But I'm saying like I 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:58.840 didn't do like a full beat. I just put some 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:02.120 mascara on and some lush on my cheeks, Like that's it. 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:06.600 Well, yeah, more better a podcast. Stop pretending to have 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:10.560 it all together and embrace the what? 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:12.360 What are we embracing the something? 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:14.480 We're just trying to be a little more better every 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:17.560 day on. I have eye patches on because I'm trying 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:19.800 to be more better. I don't know these parents. He's 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.560 in kindergarten. I'm meeting a bunch of parents for the 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:23.160 first time. 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:25.800 I don't care. I don't know. I should be like 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:28.639 shorts and a fishing T shirt. 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:32.399 Not that I fish, but I do too. Once I 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:34.839 don't I know the people and I don't care. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:38.320 But when that's so funny because I'm like the opposite. 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:42.320 I'm like, when I know them, I try. When I 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:43.680 don't know them, I don't care. 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:46.800 Oh that is interesting. I'm literally the opposite. If I 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:50.120 don't know them. The way to like make myself feel 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:53.280 less nervous is just like put a cute top on, 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.880 slap a little makeup on, and just like feel good 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:59.600 about how I feel my best. But when it's people 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:02.000 I know and I don't care, I'll just feel comfortable 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:02.520 and whatever. 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:03.520 I mean. 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.080 You saw me at that dinner the other night. We 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:07.000 went to dinner the other night, and I was wearing. 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:09.840 You looked so cute. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.799 I dressed up because I was like, Stephanie always looks 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:15.280 really really cute at our dinners, So I was like, 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:19.520 what what can And then you looked so cozy, and 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:21.119 I was like, god, damn it. I want to wear 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:21.560 a sweater. 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:24.840 I was in my sweater with the horses with the 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:26.160 pixelated horses on it. 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.959 Guys, uh West, what have you done lately? 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:29.640 That's more better? 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:32.799 Great you are making but make it. 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:35.120 I done that, it's more better. Oh wait, I have 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:41.600 to show you this before we start. Okay, Oh my god, 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:49.280 is Amy Santiago? Is this sticker from? This? Is this 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:53.760 sticker nine starter sticker pack? And wait, I have to 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:58.200 see this other thing. Hold on, it's a tiny conflict 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:03.160 a notebook. Yeah, it's winder. And then this is the best. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:06.440 Why is it in black and white? Though? 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.839 Can you color it? Wait? What is that? 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:13.359 It's the it's the You're an Amazing Detective slash Genius Award. 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:18.280 Oh it is just a black eye. 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:20.919 It's like you can see there's the seal. There's the 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:22.760 Brooklyn nine nine seal on it, and it's got like 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:23.959 little tabs up here. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:25.400 Okay. 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:33.240 I got this from someone on the internet at b 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:40.160 l U b i U b l U at blub 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:44.400 e u blue, and I believe they gave it to 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:46.440 me at like a comic con or something. They were like, here, 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:47.840 I me this for you, and I was like that, 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:51.640 so I finally opened it, and I thought that you 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.320 would want to see those and I'll save these. Well, 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:57.120 this one's mine because I'm I'm the winner of the 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:00.200 Amazing Detective slash Genius. But you can have. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.160 These, I mean, technically amy one more than row. 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:12.680 No, that's enough, all right, that's enough, more better. What 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:14.200 are we talking about this week? 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:16.880 We're talking about pets. 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:21.200 Yay, oh, something that we both love to talk about. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.160 Want to get more better at, want to get more 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:23.640 better at. 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:26.520 We both got our first dogs at the same time 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:31.680 in adulthood, right, you didn't have a dog before Banjo? No, Yeah, 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:35.480 my first pet was a turtle that ran away as 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.600 a kid, but I mean like as an adult. 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:40.960 Yeah, as an adult. My first pet was my dog, Banjo, 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.240 who I got in my thirties when we were already 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:47.039 on Brooklyn nine nine and you had and I had Bella. 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:52.719 She was my first pet kind of period we had like, yeah, 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.200 we had like fish and stuff growing up, and I 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:59.080 got her when I was like twenty two. 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:04.320 Okay, I have to say the story because it was 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:05.680 on the tip of my tongue to be like fish 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.000 don't count, but they do. Obviously we've all seen finding 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:12.839 Nemo my college sweet Maids. So we had our own rooms, 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:15.240 but we shared a bathroom and she will remain nameless. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:19.960 But we at the same time bought beta fish to 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:27.040 having our rooms, right, uh huh, girlfriend, I'm sorry to 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:29.200 throw her under the bus, but like she basically like, 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:33.880 let the water evaporate in that fish's tank, like god. 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:37.080 And that was I think the moment that I was like, oh, 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:40.240 this is a really irresponsible person. I don't want to 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:42.400 be around this human being like in. 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:44.640 Life, you know what I mean, I like a red flag. 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:49.000 Yes, how people treat animals as a direct correlation to 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:52.360 how they are as human beings. And that's why Andy 0:05:52.400 --> 0:06:00.360 Sandberg is the worst because he hates dogs. You heard 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:03.080 it here, not first he hates dogs. 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:07.680 He yes, we would send him pictures of our dogs 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.040 all the time. You're like, look, tell me how cute 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:10.760 you think my dog? 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:11.440 Doesn't care? 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.200 But he doesn't care. 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:16.960 He also would never like harm an animal or a 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:17.600 small thing. 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:20.320 Oh god, no, no, no, no, isn't that. 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.480 I feel like there was even a Christmas where like 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.159 he was hanging out with a dog that he liked 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:27.240 and he sent us pictures because he was like, oh 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.039 my god, I'm hanging out with this dog. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:30.800 I found one. I found one that I like. 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:36.080 Yeah, like I found one. Yeah, so I lay cold hearted. 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:40.440 No he's not. Probably he's not going to listen to this. 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:43.560 It's fun you can talk about him. You know. I 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:48.239 had a cat when I was in middle school who 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.920 tragically was hit by a car. And he was like 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.200 he was this little orange you know orange cats. They 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:56.359 make fun of orange cats. How they're like absolutely bonds. 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:59.320 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah are they? 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:02.960 He was off the wall bananas. He was an indoor 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:07.599 outdoor cat because for me my parents, my parents didn't 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:11.600 have animals that stayed inside the house, like my dad 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:13.600 when he was growing up in Barangia, Like they had 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:16.800 a dog that was like inside you know, yes, and 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:22.160 like that was just a deal guy, like's ud. They eat, 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:24.720 you know, breakfast and dinner and then that's it. Maybe 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:29.040 they eat table scraps whatever. My mom fucking hated cats, 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:31.560 like hated them. So when I came home, mom had 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:34.000 cats too. I don't know what it is, like, what 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:36.320 is it is it? I don't know what is it? 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.000 Like she's just scared of them. 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:41.840 Yeah, my mom thinks they're dirty because they don't take 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.400 baths technically, and they clean themselves. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:46.320 That's my mom's reasoning. 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:50.200 That's so funny. She's like, that's a filthy animal. 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.440 She's like, that's a filthy animal, and I don't want 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:55.240 to be anywhere near it. 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:59.160 Wait, speaking of how often did you give do you 0:07:59.240 --> 0:07:59.960 give your dog? About? 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:07.400 Ye? Once a week? Dang, But David try good about it. 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:08.640 I really try. 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:10.320 Well, we have a big dog too. 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:11.840 Yeah. 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.760 Well, it's kind of like sometimes. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:17.360 In winter will go a little longer because I don't 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.120 know why. She it's kind of like as soon as 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.640 we smell the stink, do you know what I mean? 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:22.480 The dogs stink. 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.720 Yeah, like you give them a bath, they smell really 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:28.600 good like soap for a couple of days. Then they 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:31.760 smell just like nothing or normal, and then there's like 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:34.680 that little bit of like dander stink, like it starts 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:36.760 to come. As soon as we smell the stink. She 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:40.319 gets a bath. See, but that happens a little bit. 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.440 It takes a little longer, I think in winter for 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:45.360 the stink to come. So maybe it's like every ten. 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:45.880 Days or something. 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.640 In winter, Gouda's breath is so bad that like that's 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:52.520 all you can smell because he's a dogs in Chihuahua and. 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.079 Like they're just yeah little just in their breath. 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:58.920 Little dogs in their breath. Man, it is yeah, funky, 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:03.120 fun and dunk like so that's why you can really smile. 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:07.160 But like ros won't really. She has like a tentative 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:10.640 relationship with Gudha, but a lot of times is like 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:13.199 trying to like get up in her face and stuff. 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:17.200 She's like, ew, no, good to your breath. Like, I 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:19.080 think roz is gonna have a lot of memories of 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:24.960 being like, oh, the dogs are gross. 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:29.120 My bad, I should and this is so really little though, No, 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.320 you could like she'll have a dog maybe when. 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:32.559 She's older, and it'll. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.880 Maybe maybe, although like a child and a dog at 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:37.040 the same time is a lot. 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:38.319 It is a lot of things. 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:41.559 I think That's why I asked you, like how often 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:46.720 do you give Rosie her bath, because like we don't 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:49.840 do that, Like, I mean, he probably gets a bath 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:54.240 every two weeks. Maybe you know. Brad will straight up 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:55.760 be like, oh, just like put him in the pool. 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:57.760 I'm like, I don't think that's the same. 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:00.800 It's not the same. No, it's works for kids, but 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:01.520 not for them. 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:02.839 That's not. 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:06.160 Then they just my like wet dirty dog. 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:08.560 Yeah, wet dirty dog. Also he doesn't like to swim. 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.520 I don't know. Some chihuahua's like, don't. Chihuas are lappy, 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:16.880 little lap dogs. I'm like, I know, hate on chihuahuas. 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.400 But they're very, very loyal. They'll pick like one or 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.600 two people that they're obsessed with. Docsins are the same. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:23.800 They'll pick like one or two people, and they're uber, 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.160 uber protective over those people. And I just think that 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:31.440 that's so sweet. You know. It's like Guda and Banjo, 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:33.880 my first dog. He was, Oh my god, Banjo was 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:37.440 like Banjo was my familiar. Like he was not a 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:41.719 real like dog. He was like a different alien species. 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:46.400 He looked like Steve BUCHEMI he did, yeah, And he 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:48.560 was an old old man when I adopted him. He 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:52.200 was like twelve already, and he would sit in my 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.640 lap in the makeup trailer. He didn't have a problem 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:56.800 with anybody. Remember you could. I could put him in 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:59.240 a sort of travel bag and like go out to 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.439 dinner with him, put him under the table and nobody 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:03.880 would notice him because he wouldn't make a friggin sound. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:07.120 He was the best, and I think he spoiled me 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:12.600 a little also because he was so well behaved when 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:16.240 I was around that he just like I just didn't 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.280 know that you had to train up a dog, like 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.080 I didn't know. I didn't know. And then Guda came 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:23.320 and I was like, oh that you're not the same. 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:27.720 Oh what's happening? Yeah, everybody, what do I do? You know? 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:29.920 And now it's kind of too wet. Do you think 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:32.800 it's ever too late to train a dog? No? 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:36.440 I trained Bella a little late because I got Bella 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:37.199 I was young. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.400 She was my first dog. I got her as a puppy. 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:47.320 She was so wild and I like basic things, but 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:50.280 like oh my, but also that dog was so smart, 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:55.360 like how you're talking about Banjo like Bella was. You know, 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:58.600 some people think that you have like a soul pet, 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:02.480 like one or two lifetime like Bella definitely was for me. 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:04.160 She was so smart. 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.600 Potty training her was hard because like she knew what 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:09.280 to do. She'd wait till you turned around, and she'd 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:11.920 like poop in a room that you never go into, 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:14.360 and then like you find it and I'd be like, 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.520 I've just freaking walked you, Like it felt like a 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:21.520 trying to outsmart a puppy in terms of like potty training, 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:23.719 not always like catching her when she had to go, 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:24.640 and I'd be like. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.240 Dog is messing with my mind, Like what is happening? 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:32.280 But I got her for New York, right, I had 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:36.160 her in New York and it wasn't I really didn't 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:41.880 start training her till I mean till she was out 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:45.360 of puppy miss, Like she was already like two or three. 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:48.840 And I got really into Caesar Milan and I wrote 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:50.839 his book if I watched his show. 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:53.920 Caesar Milan. 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:57.720 But that shit worked, and then I got really intense 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.439 about training her because she used to like she was 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:01.600 a big dog and she would like jump on people 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:05.480 when they came over, and like she like knocked down 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:08.360 this one guy who was like over six feet tall, 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:10.880 and like he broke a tooth and I was like, 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:14.200 oh my god. I was like and she didn't meet 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:17.120 She was just like joyful, but like didn't know that 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.199 she was like one hundred and twenty pounds yeah, and 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:21.360 she could hurt someone. 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.720 And then she like pulled on the leash and like 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:24.760 she was really strong. 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.400 So she might have even been older because there were 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:29.280 a couple my mom got hurt too. 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:32.079 Once walking her Wow because she saw. 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:33.760 She pulled her so hard or something. 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:36.160 She pulled her so hard because she saw a squirrel 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:39.040 and she pulled her so hard, and my mom had 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:42.320 like like it was it was bad. We felt really bad. 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:46.560 And then my mom and my parents were not dog 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:49.160 people ever. Yeah, mine were like I wanted a dog 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:49.920 growing up. 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:51.800 I would beg them, beg them, beg them. 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:55.559 Neighbors on both sides of my parents' house and you 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:57.959 know there's like a chain link fence between the yards. 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.600 They both had dogs. One was yappy, one was a 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:04.560 sweet Great Dane that he used to sit next to 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:06.600 the fence and he would come over to the fence 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:08.560 and like lay down and let me pet him through 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:11.360 the fence and lick my fingers and he was and 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.680 I would sit there and talk to him and he 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.320 was so I think that's why maybe I love big 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:21.200 dogs too, like my first like connective experience with the dog. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:23.760 And but they never let us get dogs, and so 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:25.640 they when we got Bella, they were. 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:27.800 Like, oh, why are you getting dog? Da cut to. 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:32.480 My dad's like giving her food off the table. They 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.640 like love her so much. She's so smart, so she 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:39.080 like listens to my mom's rules in the house, Like 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.160 she gets on our couch, she won't get on my 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:44.080 mom's couch. Yeah, and my mom is like so impressed 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:47.200 with this, but she does make my mom fall. My 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.240 mom gets hurt, like like black eye hurt. 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:55.480 Oh my an, I know, And oh my god. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.840 After my mom made us feel real bad about it, 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:03.160 then she and this is so my mom. Then she 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:07.240 told after we were like feeling horrible and like apologizing profusely. 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:09.800 But then she told us that when she got back 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:12.760 to the house and she was like upset and like 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:15.360 she grabbed some like frozen peace and she sat in 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:17.680 the chair and with the frozen peas in her eye, 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:19.280 and she was like, oh my god, I can't believe 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:19.840 this just happened. 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:21.960 And she said Bella came over and put her head 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:24.440 on her lap, and she goes, that dog did not 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:26.760 move until I was ready to get up from the chair. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:27.920 Oh my god, she was. 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.200 That dog just sat there with her big head in 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.840 my lap, looking up at me like I'm so sorry, 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:34.920 and she just stayed there. 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:55.760 They're so sweet, so sweet. 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:49.600 They're so they can be so sweet. 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:51.080 They can be so. 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.400 Sweet animals if you really give them a lot of love. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:55.960 Obviously they're going to make mistakes, like they're not. They're 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:57.840 like kids in that way, like they have to You 0:15:57.880 --> 0:15:59.320 have to train up a dog, You have to train 0:15:59.400 --> 0:15:59.760 up a kid. 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:02.080 Like got a train up but yeah, you got train 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:02.480 up a kid. 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:05.600 You got training dogs, you really do. You can't train 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:09.360 cats that much. Although my friend Katie owns she's been 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:10.880 a cat owner for a really long time and like 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:15.160 has had multiple cats, and she can train them. She's 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:19.120 trained them to like do tricks and stuff like that. 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.840 Her cats really listen to her. But like it can 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:22.200 be harder. 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.560 Really hoping you're going to say, to pee in the toilet, 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:27.040 because I think that's the only way I could have 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:27.440 a cat. 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:30.000 I had one of those cats that peede in the toilet. 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:32.360 I was able to get my cat when I was 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:34.600 in junior high. I was able to get him to 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:36.560 pee in the toilet a couple of times. Like I 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:39.280 was really because I got I had him. I think 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:41.120 I got him over summer break and so I had 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:42.920 a lot of time and I was like, I'm gonna 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:44.240 I'm going to be one of those people that has 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.000 a cat that piece in toilet, And for a little 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.480 while he did, but then we would have to leave 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:51.680 the toilet seat down because my mom was really like 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:55.880 about that, like leave it down, and you can't do that. 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:58.360 You have to leave it up for them because you 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:01.000 have to leave I don't have opposable thumbs. They got 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:02.040 they might were right. 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:04.359 I mean we can't ask that much of them, Like 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:07.600 we're already in the toilet, we ask them to like 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:09.520 take care of the seat, put it up and down, 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:10.720 Like that's just too much. 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:16.040 I feel like I feel like I feel like for me. 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.600 Somebody asked me this yesterday. Actually they were like, what 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.919 was who was the person that helped you learn how 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:23.080 to become a mother? And I was like that was 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:26.120 a weird answer. But my dog, like my dog, Yeah, one, 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:30.720 Banjo was the one, like, especially when he was sick 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:34.280 at the end, when he was dying, it was like, oh, oh, oh, 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:37.919 you really are good at taking care of something that 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:40.639 completely and totally depends on you, Like you can be 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:43.480 responsible for that in your life. You've never had that before. 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:46.240 Here it is, it's in your hands and you're doing it. 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:53.360 You're like capable of it. Yeah. My dad also loved Banjo. 0:17:54.119 --> 0:18:00.120 Loved Banjo loved like was confused as to why I 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:02.880 got an old dog because he was like, it's gonna 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:07.159 be expensive, it's gonna get sick, whatever. And then you know, 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:10.919 I'd bring Band home for all of the holidays that 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:13.040 I could, and my Dad would like sit there with 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:16.280 Banjo in his arms, like you know, with his coffee up. Yeah, 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:18.520 Like we would all sit around, be talking after dinner 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:20.040 and stuff, and my dad would have his coffee and 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:21.720 like be sitting there with Banjo in his arms. Band 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:24.120 would just be falling asleep in my dad's arms. Which 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:28.080 is also when my dad was like devastated when Gooda 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:33.160 didn't like him, Like he was so devastated, he would 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:35.119 like walk across the room and God would just be 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:37.720 like mad, like crazy. 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:40.000 Now who to keep? 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:44.280 Would like probably would be fine, Like he loves my 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:46.520 mom because she walks him a lot, but. 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:48.040 He hated my dad. 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:49.160 Hated my dad. 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:52.520 Oh good, I know, sad. 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:55.520 I keep warning my my parents haven't met our new 0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:58.919 dog Rosie yet. And they loved you know, Bella, like 0:18:58.920 --> 0:19:01.680 Bello left behind like such a big legacy, like all 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:03.880 the people in our lives like loved Fellas so much 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:07.439 because she just had so much personality and like I 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:11.119 said she was really smart our dog. Now Rosie is 0:19:11.320 --> 0:19:15.600 so sweet, not so smart. 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:23.400 She is a lovable, adorable baby. She's a baby still though, 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:27.320 right isn't she like two or three? 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:31.720 She's she's gonna be three in January. She's like a baby. 0:19:32.800 --> 0:19:36.880 She's a baby. She's not street smart like she. I mean, 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:39.159 I know, Puppy's not in New York City, you know 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:39.640 what I mean. 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:41.320 Like she's baby boddled. 0:19:42.000 --> 0:19:47.080 She's got like a yard, you know what I mean. Yeah, 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:51.919 I know, but homegirl still chases her tail like home girls. 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:54.959 I know. Guda's not so smart either. Sometimes I'm like, oh, 0:19:55.119 --> 0:19:58.080 buddy kind of looks at you, yeah, and there's like 0:19:58.080 --> 0:20:00.639 like the look is different, Whereas like I felt like 0:20:00.640 --> 0:20:02.880