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Speaker 1: of boxing? Pete Davidson, no disrespect. This guy's insanely famous.

418
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 1: He wasn't that funny on Saturday and that Live He

419
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: had six or seven years to be. There's not one

420
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson skit. He did some cute ship during the news,

421
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: Machine Gun Kelly, this is not a talented rapper, he

422
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: but I mean millions of dollars as a rapper. Then

423
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: he was like, I can make more money if I

424
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: grow my hair out fun Halloween. I'm gonna dress like

425
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: a Google all year long. Machine Gun Kelly's on that

426
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,160
Speaker 1: ship all year long. He's on that vampire life all

427
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: year long. He grew his hair and presses his ship.

428
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: He's on some fake Kirk Coole being fake Tommy Lee

429
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 1: Mollley cru ship. This guy's set for life. Take these

430
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: guys as inspiration. Pistol Pete Davidson Logan and Jake Paul,

431
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: Jack Harlow and machine Gun Kelly. Ah and think of

432
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 1: the Great don King only in America. So as I said,

433
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: I stayed up late, but I have to give a

434
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: shout out to the the newest member of the San

435
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: Francisco forty Niners, Christian McCaffrey, the actual Great White Hope. Now,

436
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: this motherfucker is a badass. Christian McCaffrey. I didn't think

437
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: you could do it. I didn't think you'd be able

438
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 1: to sustain this kind of a career. I thought you

439
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: were too short. I thought you want that Jack Harlow.

440
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,919
Speaker 1: I thought you were on that machine gun Kelly. I

441
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: thought there's no way this little motherfucker is going to

442
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: be able to sustain year after year coming back after

443
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: an injury. I picked you number one in two leagues, CMC,

444
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, funk, hope, I hope, I hope,

445
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 1: and you did it. Christian McCaffrey, you fucking did it.

446
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: They traded him. Thank god, Baker Mayfield, Baker Mayfield, thank

447
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: you so much for being so another guy, a dancing fool.

448
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield. I put you up there with Jake Paul,

449
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: Jack Carlo, machine Gun Kelly, and Pete Davidson Baker Mayfiel

450
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: all his fucking stupid dances. Thank you. I know, Christian mccafy.

451
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: I hope Christian McCaffrey sent you a Rolex and is

452
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: thanking you for getting him traded to the San Francisco

453
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: forty niners. Because you're the killer of coaches. You got

454
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: two coaches fired. You made I don't know what it is.

455
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: It's only an America ship. Baker Mayfield did nothing special

456
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: commercial after commercials, Dad, because he was dancing. I gotta start,

457
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: I gotta learn the fucking dad. If you're white and

458
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: you could fucking Elvis Presley. If you're white, you could

459
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: shake your ass a little bit. You got it made

460
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: in this country, man, God damn it, Elvis, Britney Spears.

461
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: I mean, mcdonna's breakthrough. McDonald's a different level. But if

462
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,479
Speaker 1: you're one of these fucking if you're a white dude

463
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: who's decent looking and you could dance, you got it

464
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: locked it. I wish like I can't dare from here up.

465
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: I could do a little something. I can't do the

466
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: whole thing. Just in timber Lake, justin Bieber. I love you,

467
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: but but you Baker Mayfield. I hope that Christian McCaffrey

468
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: sent you some roses, some chocolates or something, because I'm

469
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: so glad he is no longer with you. Christian McCaffrey,

470
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: you are family. You've been family. I've had you on

471
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: my fantasy football team. A rapp reports delight, a K

472
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: a history of violence, a KA make it stop, make

473
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: it stop for years and this year I picture first,

474
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: even though you were coming off a bad injury, and

475
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: in the beginning I was like, oh no, but you

476
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: turned it up and this weekend you had to You

477
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: had the big three. Everybody's already heard this. Christian McCaffrey

478
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: through for a touchdown, ran for a touchdown, and caught

479
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: a touchdown for the San Francisco forty nineties and they

480
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: beat the dogs, not out of the defending Super Bowl

481
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: champion Los Angeles Rams. And I just want to thank you,

482
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: Christian McCaffrey, and I want to thank you Baker Mayfield

483
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: for being overrated and overhyped and over publicized and getting

484
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: my guy, Christian McCaffrey sent away from you. And I

485
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: truly hope that you, Christian McCaffrey. You seem like a thoughtful,

486
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: good person. I hope you have sent Baker may for

487
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: a car. I mean, when when you were that kind

488
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: of multi millionaire NFL send him a car. I don't

489
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: know something. Thank him forgetting you traded, because that was

490
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: the best thing that could ever happen you, to get

491
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: the funk away from Baker Mayfield and that sinking ship.

492
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: But I had a great week in a fantasy foot

493
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: It was a greatness. It's a great time. We got

494
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: the NFL, the NBA, we got the World Series. Although

495
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: my Nkies and my Mets gun I don't know who's

496
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: in there. Look at the Phillies Verse of Houston Astros

497
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: that Duke and I could care less. The Lakers finally

498
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: won a game. Russell Westbrook, do yourself a favor, Russell Westbrook,

499
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: if you want to really bring some dignity and bring

500
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: some some joy to this season and the rest of

501
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,239
Speaker 1: your career your goal. You've already done enough. You're an

502
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: m v P, you've broken records, we know you're a savage.

503
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook. If you want to bring some joy and

504
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: some dignity and some pride and something to sort of

505
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: grasp onto, you should say, I'm going to win six

506
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,959
Speaker 1: Man of the Year this year, and I'm going to

507
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: end my career being the very best six man I

508
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,719
Speaker 1: could possibly do. And not only will that help the Lakers,

509
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: it'll help you have fun. First of all, you're gonna

510
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: be going against a second team. Dude, You're gonna be

511
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: able to bust their ass. You also don't have to

512
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: be on the court all the time with Lebron James

513
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: and medical a d medical Bill Anthony Davis, who is he?

514
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: I don't know? You know. First of all, Anthony Davis,

515
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: why don't you try to lose a little weight? You

516
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: look heavy you look too bulky. There's always I don't

517
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: know if you gotta there's always touching my back, get

518
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: my ankle. You look like me out there, like if

519
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: I was playing in the NBA, I'll fuck ship my

520
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: wrist on my back. Push me. That's what you look like.

521
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: And if you really really want to do something for

522
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: the NBA, Anthony Davis say, I want to take myself

523
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: off the top seventy five greatest players list of all time.

524
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: I don't know how that happened. You You ain't top

525
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: seventy five player of all maybe top seventy five talent,

526
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: but you're combined. You're not gonna be on that list

527
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: next time. And the fact that Clay Thompson isn't on

528
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: that list, and a few other people aren't on the list,

529
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 1: and Anthony medical Bill Davis is on that list looking

530
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: like like you should be selling like you know, pork

531
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: chops in and a butcher's shop. Why does everything hurt

532
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: every single game, Anthony Davis, I don't think you're thirty

533
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: years old. You spend more time changing your fucking hair,

534
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: dudes dressing for the game then you do. I don't

535
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: get an ice bath, get an ice plunge or something

536
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: like that. Stick yourself in an ice bath for a weekend,

537
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,479
Speaker 1: because this ship is all funked up. But the Lakers

538
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: finally won their game. Russell Westbrook came off the bench

539
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: and I was happy to see it. He looked like

540
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: he was having a good time funk with Russ. I

541
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: hate to see you're struggling. And I know last week

542
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: I said they should wave your ass, but it should

543
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: only be uh. You should do what they tell you

544
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: to do, which is come off the bench and be

545
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: the best six man you could possibly be. Be the

546
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: sixth Man of the Year. That's a dope award. M

547
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: v P six Man of the Year. You've broken records,

548
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: triple double this triple crowns that and now'll be the

549
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: sixth Man of the Year. Russell Westbrook. And if I'm

550
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: talking about NBA, I gotta talk about Kyrie Irving and

551
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 1: the flailing, falling, dismal Brooklyn Nets podcast. Kyrie Irving, who

552
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: I know this is going to open up a Kanye

553
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: West a conversation. I'm trying to avoid the Kanye West conversations,

554
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: although it's inevitable. The Nets have won one or two

555
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: games as of the recording of this Iron Wrap Reports

556
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: Stereo podcast. They have the one of the worst ticket

557
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: sales in the in the league, certainly one of the

558
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: worst season ticket sales in the league. That's with three stars,

559
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: bitch as Ben Simmons, Kevin Scraped Rant and Kukie Kyrie Irving.

560
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,280
Speaker 1: You've got three big stars. I know that David Stern

561
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 1: is kicking and screaming in his graves. What the fuck?

562
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,399
Speaker 1: You know what I went through to bring a team

563
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: to Brooklyn and I got these three fucking pains in

564
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: the asses between bitch asked Ben Simmons, who I want

565
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: to see? Do well, Ben Simmons, come on the pockets.

566
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: I'll give you a motivational speech. Shoot the fucking ball play,

567
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: get a bald head, do something, man, toughen your ship up.

568
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: Look crazy out there. You got worse stats than Draymond Green,

569
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: and at least Draymond Green gets every single ounce that

570
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: he possibly can out of the little amount of talent

571
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: that he has. I don't know what's wrong with you, man.

572
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: It ain't the back numb where your brains fucked up.

573
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: You got what Mickey called what Mickey told Rocky Balboa

574
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: was a checker problem. You need to go to a

575
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 1: sports psyche country. You need to go to see David Blaint. Yo,

576
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,399
Speaker 1: Ben Simmons, you need to go fuck my man, David Blaine.

577
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 1: Let him hypnotize, you do some card tricks on you,

578
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 1: eat some some nails in front of you. Because this

579
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: ship's all funked up. Go see David Blaine. He'll hook

580
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: you up, He'll hypnotize you, give you some magic jelly beans.

581
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: I don't lock you in to do something to you,

582
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: put you in a closet for thirty days. You need help.

583
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: You need to get on that Harry Houdini duke. You've

584
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: funked up out there. You look crazy out there, and

585
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: they're paying you so much money. I want to see

586
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: you do well. It's got himself in a world, and

587
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: it's always something with Kyrie Irving. If he's not injured,

588
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: he don't want to play because of the vaccine. If

589
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: it's not the vaccine, he's injured. He's the voice for

590
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: the voiceless, who remains voiceless. A couple of weeks ago,

591
00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: he put out a tweet of Alex Jones. Kyrie Irving

592
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: went on the press conference after he did a tweet

593
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: promoting a film and it his promotion because in his

594
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: press conference said, how am I promoting it? If you

595
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: put something out, you're promoting it. It's not like you're

596
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: promoting a sneaker. It's not like you're promoting a book.

597
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: You're promoting it. You promo promotion. He's talked about the

598
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,760
Speaker 1: roots of words, Kyrie evering motion, promoting and pushing it forward.

599
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: You're pushing forward this documentary that is apparently I didn't

600
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: see it wildly anti semitic, and then when questioned about it,

601
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: you said you did. He said the right thing about

602
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: Alex Jones. He doesn't condone. He doesn't support Alex Jones

603
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: and what happened with Sandy Hook and that was good.

604
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: Of course, anybody decent would say that. But Kyrie Irving,

605
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 1: there's plenty of other conspiracy theorists. If you find yourself

606
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: another conspiracy theories, there's other ones out there besides Alex Jones.

607
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: He's not the only one. He's the one with the

608
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: biggest platform. But for all you people that like conspiracy theories,

609
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,760
Speaker 1: don't funk with Alex Jones. You want to support conspiracy theories,

610
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: you want to read them, You're like to look at him.

611
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm interested in it too. Don't don't do it with alexheads.

612
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: He's the bottom of the barrel. He's a scum bum.

613
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: He's a scum bum. And his um band video, his

614
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 1: band dot com it's still up. He's never gonna have

615
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: to pay that money. He's gonna go bankrupt. Kyrie, if

616
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: you want to put out that ship you believe in

617
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 1: secret societies, don't quote Alex Jones. There's other people that

618
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: didn't deny that. Little kids and school teachers got gunned

619
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 1: down in a classroom in Connecticut. And then he went

620
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: on to say while he was being questioned by the reporter,

621
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: don't dehumanize me. Uh, there's always something instead of instead

622
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: of watching the conspiracy documentaries, instead of worried about Alexhaws,

623
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: what you work on some defensive slides because obviously your

624
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 1: magical offensively, but you're you're not guarding anybody, then nets

625
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:02,240
Speaker 1: are not gonna do anything. They're not gonna do anything.

626
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Speaker 1: If you can't stop anybody, you in Scrape Durant, play

627
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: some fucking defense. Benn Simmons, that's what we got you

628
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Speaker 1: there for your former first team All Defensive Player of

629
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Speaker 1: the Year, first defensive player that you're canny play some

630
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: fucking defense. You guys are one in five or one

631
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Speaker 1: in six as of the recording this Iron Reports Stereo

632
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Speaker 1: podcast the Nets. Can you know they said, we don't

633
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: support Kyrie Irving and the anti Semitic documentary. And then,

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00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: of course Halloween happened in the last couple of days,

635
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: and what happens on Halloween. You don't see vampires, you

636
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:43,439
Speaker 1: don't see people dressed up as uh Elmo. You don't

637
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: see people dressed up as Frank as sign on Prince Street,

638
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 1: Princeton and Mercer Finelli Cafe. It's been there forever. Finelli

639
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: Cafe's featured in one of my favorite movies to discuss

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00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: State of Grace. Yea, they sit down own at Finelli

641
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: Cafe and then Sean Penn and Gary Oldman they were

642
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: gonna come blast the Italian gang. Of course they were

643
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: the Irish gang. Finelli Cafe. This is a landmark place

644
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 1: in New York, landmark place in Soho on Halloween because

645
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 1: of Kookie Kanye West. It's not the first time I've

646
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: seen people dressed up his Nazis. By the way, can

647
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: I blame this on Kanye West? Like I said, he

648
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 1: did not invent anti Semitism, but he's certainly become the

649
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 1: face of anti Semitism, which Kanye, when you think of

650
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: all the things you've accomplished, how do you like them? Apples?

651
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 1: That's what you call a shanda. You know what that

652
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: means in Hebrew. Connie, that's a shame. You fuck that

653
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: you become the face of anti Semitism. Twenty twenty two.

654
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: But at Finelli Cafe on the thirty twenty nine of

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Speaker 1: October Saturday, five or six o'clock late afternoon, a fucking

656
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: guy walked into the Finelle Cafe, which has been there

657
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: for years, dressed in a Nazi uniform. This is the

658
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 1: hub of New York City, right in Soho, New York.

659
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: This isn't it four in the morning. This isn't uh,

660
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: you know, six am. This is at five o'clock PM.

661
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: Walked into a crowded Finale Cafe and I don't know.

662
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: We came in there to get a fucking ginger Ller Heineken.

663
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fun and people and there

664
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: were like, get the funk out of here, get out

665
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: of here. It's for you, because people, I get the

666
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 1: funk up. And then one person said get out of here.

667
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: It's for your safety, and I'm thinking of myself, why

668
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: tell him to get out for his safety? Listen, the

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00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: cops aren't gonna do anything. This guy should have had

670
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: his fucking jaw broken. And the fact that somebody is

671
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: emboldened enough that that needs attention, that is sick enough

672
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: that I saw it also happened the same day in Wisconsin.

673
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: I in Wisconsin. I don't know the culture of what

674
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: happens in Wisconsin, but the fact that someone thought that

675
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: they could walk around New York City, not thought that

676
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: they were able to walk around New York City, and

677
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: they didn't get their ass beat, and they didn't get

678
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: that fucking Nazi uniform stripped off of them and stuffed

679
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: up there. They're fucking key stir. Someone should have took

680
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: that Nazi uniform and stuffed it up that guy's ass

681
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: and it didn't happen. And maybe it's because when you

682
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 1: see something like that, you're so shocked. But out of

683
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: all the people in New York City, how someone thinks

684
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: that they could do something like that and get away

685
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: with it. And and and not only did they think they

686
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: could do it, they did it, And that person we

687
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: need to find that person and put on the shame game.

688
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: We're gonna put you on the shame game. We're gonna

689
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: put you on blast because the Internet is fantastic for

690
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: a lot of things, one of which is tracking out

691
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: motherfucker's like this that you could walk around that is

692
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 1: not costume. That's that's not a joke. You're not dressed

693
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: up as a SpongeBob or a superhero or I don't know,

694
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: whatever the funk you do growing up stressing up on Halloween.

695
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: You like Halloween and all that stuff. Cool. There's plenty

696
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: of other costumes you could dress up as, you freak.

697
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 1: There's another dude dressed up as Adolf Hitler or Wisconsin.

698
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,919
Speaker 1: People are standing around taking pictures of him. Just stick

699
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: your phone down his fucking throat. They're by themselves. And

700
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: like I said, I didn't want to go down to

701
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: Kanye west rabbit hole, but I will say this about

702
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: the Jewish people that I've spoken to in the last

703
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: two weeks since you, Kanye West became the face of

704
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: anti Semitism. He became the face of anti Semitism. Kanye

705
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 1: West two. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? You? Fuck?

706
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: This guy was talking to my man before of the podcast,

707
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: and he said, how much money did Kanye West lose

708
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: before your last I Am Rap Reports Stereo podcast? And

709
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,919
Speaker 1: I said, that's a very good question. You asked home

710
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: you lost to be two billion dollars since the last

711
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: recording of the I Am Wrap Reports Stereo podcast. And

712
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump around here. First of all, on Friday,

713
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: I went to go see a play, a Tom Stoppard play.

714
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Speaker 1: I don't expect anybody to know who he is. I

715
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: don't really know who he is either. I just know

716
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: him because I'm a I'm an actor. And then a

717
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: lot of actors like Tom Stoppard. So a play called

718
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: Leopoldstad that was excellent. Long story short, The play is

719
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: about Tom Stoppard, the playwrights family. He wrote about his family,

720
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: who were high society Jews Jewish people in Vienna. The

721
00:44:55,520 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: play takes place first high society. They're kicking off, they're

722
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 1: living it up. Their doctors, their lawyers, their artists, they're

723
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: doing the damn thing. Set up, the family, set up,

724
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: the history of what's going on in Vienna. Play cuts

725
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: to things changed thirty years later, pre World War Two.

726
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: Talk about the Nazis, talk about how they want to

727
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: do this, they want to do that. Then the play

728
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: cuts to nineteen thirty three and you see this former

729
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: high society family all together in a home, scared shitless

730
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: that the Nazis, like this motherfucker who walked into a

731
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: Finelli cafe dressed up like that, come into their home,

732
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 1: take them off, their family away, and then it shows

733
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 1: how in nineteen the whole family was wiped out. Great play,

734
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: very timely play, very emotional play. And Kookie Kanye West

735
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: and fucking Kyrie Irving, especially you, Kyrie Irvan. You're and

736
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: you go to see that fucking play. You want to

737
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: promote certain documentaries about certain things, you should also go

738
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: see this historical play. Don't just feed yourself what you

739
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: wanna feed. And it was very emotional experience being in

740
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 1: there because it was i'd say, all Jewish people, older

741
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 1: Jewish people. It brought up a lot of feelings for

742
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: me about being Jewish, about being Jewish in this time,

743
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: about how I was raised, and feelings I have good

744
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: banded and difference about being Jewish. But it was very,

745
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: very well done. David Krumholtz has been tons of films.

746
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 1: He he's the star in the cast was excellent. Leopold stalled,

747
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: very very good play, very very good play. And you know,

748
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,399
Speaker 1: just coincidence that it's up now. Um, they're a good

749
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: friend of mine told me you should go see it

750
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: because we were talking about everything that's going on with

751
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 1: the new face of anti Semitism, Kanye West. So cookie,

752
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: Kanye West. Since the last I Am Rapport stereo podcast

753
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: has lost two billion beat with a beat, two billion

754
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: dollars and he's still talking. You still talk, Kanye West.

755
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: This is what I think you need to do. You

756
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: know the Big brother and Big Sister Society of America.

757
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: I believe there's still commercials. Growing up, you would see commercials. Uh,

758
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: don't eat. Be a part of the Big Brothers and

759
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: Big Sisters of America. You, my friend, you need to

760
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: call up Big Brothers, Big Sisters. Go to a y

761
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 1: m c A. Go to a boys club called of

762
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 1: Big Brothers and Big Sisters of American. Get yourself a

763
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: best friend, because if you had anybody in your life

764
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: that was really really down for you, nobody would let

765
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 1: you be out here walking around. They'd have you in

766
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: a fucking cuckoo's nest. I'm sorry to me, you need

767
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: help because you're talking stupid. You lost two billion dollars

768
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: since the last I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast because you

769
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: don't have a best friend. And I can see why

770
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: you don't have a best friend, because you're a dickhead.

771
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: You're a dickhead, and you keep going. And now when

772
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:42,919
Speaker 1: they play flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing lights, as they did

773
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: when they were going to a commercial break at the

774
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys game I was watching the other day, I

775
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 1: just think of an asshole. I don't want to hear

776
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: your fucking music. You've tainted the music that you made.

777
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: That's how much of a dick head you are. All

778
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: that music that you made, all that work that you

779
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: put in, or your contributions uh to hip hop, you've

780
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 1: tainted it because you're a fucking asshole and you don't

781
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: have a best friend. So what I'm saying is, if

782
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: you can't keep a real life best friend, buy one,

783
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: or say you know, hi, Big Brothers, Big Sisters of America.

784
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: This is Kanye West. Yeah, this is the real me.

785
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: I need help. I need some mentorship because you're out

786
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: here on on an island alone, ruining your life. You

787
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: lost two billion since the last time I was doing

788
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: a podcast, and I say, good, you fuck because you're

789
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:43,720
Speaker 1: still going. You're still going, and you're blaming everybody else

790
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: except for yourself. You lost that money, you lost your career.

791
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: You've made a spectacle of yourself because you won't shut

792
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: the funk up. You're blaming the doctor who misdiagnosed you

793
00:49:54,000 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: allegedly with your bipolar You're blaming your former agent Ari Emmanuel.

794
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: These are all Jewish people. You said you were at

795
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 1: a Jewish hospital. He had see the signas motherfucker. It's

796
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: still blaming Jewish people for the situation you're in. And

797
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: not only you blaming Jewish people. You got the nerve

798
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: and the audacity to compare yourself to end it till

799
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: and you said, now I know what it's like to

800
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 1: have a knee on my back. You compared yourself to

801
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 1: George Floyd. You're a fucking dickhead, scumbag, miserable, lonely motherfucker

802
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 1: who needs a best friend. I am telling you call

803
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 1: the Big Brothers and Big Sisters Society of the United States.

804
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: Go to a y m c A, go to a

805
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: boys club, go in there and be like, I need

806
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: a mentor. I have no friends because if you had

807
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 1: anybody in your life that gave a funk about you,

808
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: they would snatch your phone, put you away somewhere and

809
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: get some fucking help. I don't care what you don't

810
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: like Jewish doctors, you don't trust them. Pick Asian, Puerto Rican, Nigerian,

811
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: Black to African, do something. Dr Chivago, go Dr J.

812
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: Call fucking Dr J. You need a doctor, homie. Dr Seuss,

813
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: Darryl Griffin, Dr Duncanstein, call somebody. Picked the doctor you want.

814
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: But shut the funk up. You did it to yourself, asshole,

815
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 1: and and all this I posted on Instagram. And now

816
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: the new thing is people are saying, well, maybe Kanye

817
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 1: was right. Maybe maybe he was right. And I ain't

818
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: talking about the four oh fire freaks. I ain't talking

819
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: about the people that digitally put it up at the

820
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 1: football game. I'm talking about on Instagram. People are saying,

821
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: maybe he was right. He lost his contract, he lost

822
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: his money, he lost this, he lost that, he lost this.

823
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:07,959
Speaker 1: That's when him. As I said before, if I said

824
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 1: what Kanye weston once, just one time, not over and

825
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: over and over, you wouldn't see me again. Literally, there's

826
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: technology asked that freak elon Wusk. They vaporize. Motherfucker's you

827
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: just disappear. You wouldn't. I'd be alive. I'm saying i'd

828
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 1: be dead, could be. But I can tell you one thing.

829
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: I'd be scared ship to walk around the streets of

830
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,360
Speaker 1: New York City, more scared than the dude that was

831
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 1: in the Natzida. If I said black people ain't this,

832
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: Puerto Ricans ain't that, Chinese ain't this, Asians ain't that,

833
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Speaker 1: I'd be scared ship to walk around the streets in

834
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: New York City because I'd be like, somebody's going to

835
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: hit me over the head with a fucking baseball bat.

836
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: And as I should, you did it to yourself, You

837
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: fuck you did it to yourself. Don't blame anybody. And

838
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: people that are saying, maybe he's right, the Jews this

839
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: the Jews that maybe kindness right because he lost all

840
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: these things. One thing that people need to start doing

841
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: about the Jewish people is put some respect on our

842
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: fucking name. If we do control Hollywood, if we do

843
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: in fact control the media, give a shout out to

844
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: the hard work and the dedication you think it was

845
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: just giving you Fox. I want people to start talking

846
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 1: about the hard work and the dedication. You think we

847
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:33,959
Speaker 1: all got fucking silver spoons up our asses. Motherfucker's talking

848
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: about the music industry. There's black people in the music

849
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: street industry that have fucked over other artists. There's white people.

850
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: And when I say what I mean, none Jews them.

851
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: Music industry is fucked up. It's vultures left, right and

852
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: the third. But when you're talking about Jewish people, I

853
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 1: want people to start saying hard work and dedication. If

854
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: the Jewish doctors, the Jewish lawyers, the Jewish jewelers, the

855
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 1: Jewish media and Holly, because I'm gonna break down how business,

856
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:02,280
Speaker 1: how the Jews got in there in the first place.

857
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 1: Hard work and dedication, you funk. You to quote the

858
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: great Nippancy Hustle, to quote the great Floyd Mayweather when

859
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: he's boxing, hard work, dedication, hard work, dedication. Give us

860
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 1: a shout out for the hard work and the motherfucking dedication.

861
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: Because if you if you talk about the music industry,

862
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: there's people like puff Daddy. Mace was just talking about it,

863
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: you know, Mace, he was just talking about it how

864
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:40,280
Speaker 1: allegedly Puff Daddy fucked him over. Sugar Hill Records rappers

865
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 1: delight the sugar Hill Gang talk about how big got

866
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 1: fucked over. The music industry is built on being able

867
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: to fund people over and it ain't just Jewish music

868
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 1: executives and record label owners that are Jewish. That's the business.

869
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 1: Fix the fucking business. Don't blame the Jews. And if

870
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna blame the Jews for doing anything, I want

871
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: to hear about the hard work and dedication. Also, speaking

872
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:08,359
Speaker 1: of scumbags and vultures, I gotta be careful here because

873
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to get kicked off of Twitter, but

874
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 1: I feel like my days are numbered. The new owner

875
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:19,760
Speaker 1: of Twitter is Elon Musk, who blocked me on Twitter

876
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,800
Speaker 1: about four years ago. One of my iconic rants about

877
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,919
Speaker 1: Elon Musk, I don't know. I said something about Elon

878
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: Musk and his rocket chips. They were failing, falling out

879
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 1: of the fucking sky. I said something about Elon Musk

880
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: about the batteries of his cars, which everybody that I

881
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 1: know that has one of these Tusslas, the Tesla's, they

882
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: love them. They love his fucking cars. People love these

883
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 1: fucking They're like, oh you gotta get a test. I'm

884
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: never getting one of those ship mobiles. I don't go. Fuck,

885
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: there's other great cars. I get a Mercedes, get a

886
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: BMW and an Accura SOB. I don't know Volvo. I'm

887
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: not working with your cars. You've got enough. This guy

888
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: is literally the richest man in the world. And the

889
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: richest man in the world blocked me, the Gringo man

890
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 1: Dingo a k a. The Disruptive Warrior, because I said

891
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: your rocket ships ain't shit. So first I gotta pat

892
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 1: myself on the back, because one an accomplishment. If I

893
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: was the richest man in the world, you think that

894
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: I would be worried about myself. You think that I

895
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 1: would be worried about some asshole talking about my rocket ships.

896
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: Hell no, you think I'll be talking about conspiracy theories

897
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 1: about Nancy Pelosi's husband. If I was the richest man

898
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:38,720
Speaker 1: in the world. Fuck no, I'd be having sushi lunches.

899
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: You fuck, And I don't care what you do. You

900
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 1: pencil pushing nerd elon musk. You bought you. You want

901
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: to be a part of the cool kids. Click, It

902
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:50,280
Speaker 1: ain't never gonna happen. You're just something about your face.

903
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: It's your face. Your money can't buy a new listen,

904
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:56,919
Speaker 1: You're so fucking smore give yourself a new face because

905
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:02,439
Speaker 1: you gotta douche bag face. This is a fact, Elon Musk,

906
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: you have a douche bad face. You have a douche

907
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: bag disposition, and you just bought Twitter and it's been

908
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: influxed with more n words, more k words, more anti semitism.

909
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: And I want to give a piece of advice to

910
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,919
Speaker 1: Elon Musk, and this is from the bottom of my heart.

911
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: Everybody likes Twitter. It's a great consolidated place to get

912
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 1: your news, to get your sports, to communicate with friends,

913
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 1: to see some photography, to see some movie clips. Obviously,

914
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: see some sports clips, get your your politics, get your entertainment,

915
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 1: and the box offt everything. You can find all kinds

916
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 1: of ship on Twitter. You said that Twitter is the

917
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: world's town hall. Great jack and those guys they created

918
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: a great thing. You bought it forty four billion because

919
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 1: you're the richest guy in the world. Who blocked me.

920
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: I gotta pat myself on the back. I did one

921
00:57:56,600 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 1: rant about you fucking you blocked me, and it's you

922
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: because you control your own Twitter. Because only an asshole.

923
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: You're another one. If you had good friends, they'd be

924
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: like don't tweet out conspiracy theory about an eight two

925
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 1: year old man who just got his head busted in

926
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 1: with a hammer, whether he's Nancy Pelosi's husband or not.

927
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: Don't do that. That's not right. He's just got out

928
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: of emergency surgery after getting beaten with a hammer. You

929
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: got any fucking sense about you? Smart guy. But if

930
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: if you really want Twitter to be the world's town hall,

931
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm all foreign. But let's lay our dicks on the line.

932
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 1: Let's lay our dicks and our picks online. Meaning, I

933
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: don't want to be called a kike by somebody who's

934
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: got a George Jetson avatar picture. If I'm gonna be

935
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 1: called that word, if I'm gonna be insulted, if people

936
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: are gonna say I got hurt bees, I got st

937
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: d S, I'm Jew, this, I think I'm black, and

938
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 1: these things, I want their faces up there. If somebody's

939
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: gonna be called the inn word, at least let's make

940
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: the town hall a place where you could say whatever

941
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: you want to say, but you gotta be everybody should

942
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 1: be verified on Twitter. I don't want to be called

943
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: a fucking miserable Jew by somebody who's disguising themselves as

944
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 1: squid Worth from SpongeBob elon musk. You want to make

945
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 1: it the world's town hall. You want to go on

946
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 1: Twitter and call people the inn word. You want to

947
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: say all this crazy ship. Everybody should be verified, make

948
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 1: it free, make Twitter great again, make Twitter real again.

949
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: Then if people want to go on there, say there,

950
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: you got there. I don't know what it is, their license,

951
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: their fucking picture, and cut the fucking robots. If you

952
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 1: don't have the bulls to be on Twitter with a

953
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 1: Verif everybody should be verified, now you're charging people twenty bucks,

954
00:59:56,240 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: it should be free. You should insist. If you ain't verified,

955
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 1: you ain't on Twitter. If I'm gonna be called a miserable,

956
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 1: fucking lone life Penny pinsion Hook knows, jew I want

957
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: to at least be able to see the face of

958
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: the person who calls me a miserable Penny pinsion Hook knows.

959
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: To make Twitter reel again, make it the real world's

960
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: town hall, because right now it's a scum hoole, it's

961
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: a ship hole. And if somebody's really smart, and I'm

962
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 1: sure they're doing it, they're gonna come up with a

963
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: new place to make Twitter like a new Twitter, because

964
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be a fucking free froll where people can

965
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 1: say whatever they want and they're just up. As George Jetson,

966
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 1: speaking of Pelosi, Elon Musk, listen, I'm so scared to

967
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: make a dick Stain Donald Trump rant because I'm afraid

968
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 1: they're gonna take away Mike, They're gonna shut me down.

969
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 1: We'll bring back in dick Stain Donald Trump, and they're

970
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 1: gonna take me off a Twitter because you like dick

971
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 1: Stain Donald Trump, even though you're not from this country,

972
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: got your fingers all into politics of this American politics.

973
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi's husband was attacked a few days ago in

974
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 1: his home. Somebody beat the ship out of him with

975
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 1: a hammer, almost killed this this is eighty two year

976
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 1: old man, and they were saying, where's Nancy. They wanted

977
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 1: to kill Nancy Pelosi and Elon Musk. This pencil pushing

978
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 1: nerd who wants to be a part of the cool kids.

979
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 1: Click the richest man in the world, and you still

980
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 1: can't be a part of the cool kids. Click you fuck.

981
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 1: You know how much of a dick you have to

982
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: be to be the richest man in the world. And

983
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: you're still an outsider because you're such a fucking asshole.

984
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: Richard Branson's out there freaking off. He got Islands, got

985
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 1: the world's most interesting man, Dan Blazzarri, and he got

986
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 1: you can't do that. He names your kid a fucking

987
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: like some some multiplication. You doesn't have a real name.

988
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: But Nancy Pelosi's husband, forget the politics. This is an

989
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: eighty two year old man got beaten, wanted to get killed.

990
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 1: God wanted to kill him, and wanted Nancy Posy, you know, Nanny,

991
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 1: little Nancy Pelosi. If he had gotten his hands on

992
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: little Nancy Pelosi, he had killed Nancy Pelosi. And talk

993
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: about the conspiracy theories. The craziness people are are not people.

994
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: People like Elon Musk, people like Dick Staying, Donald Trump Jr.

995
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: Are promoting these theories that Nancy Pelosi's husband eighty two

996
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: was in the midst because they were like, why is

997
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: he in his underwear? Because he's sleeping, motherfucker. I mean personally,

998
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 1: I sleep cock naked. But this is not conspiracy theory.

999
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 1: Why is an eighty two year old man being dragged

1000
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 1: out of bed and beaten in his underwear? He's sleeping

1001
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: the fund is he supposed to be wearing a tuxino.

1002
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 1: This is this is like governs like, oh my god,

1003
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: why was he in his underwear? Why was a guy

1004
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night in his underwear. He's sleeping.

1005
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: He had on his tidy Whitey's. It's an old white

1006
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 1: dude sadly didn't know that fucking boxer shorts exists. Get

1007
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 1: on the foot of the looms, the hard cotton foot

1008
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 1: of a looms. You don't even have that good ship.

1009
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: You don't know about Tommy John's or any of that.

1010
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: People are questioning that. That's the big thing. Why he

1011
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:29,439
Speaker 1: and his underwear? Grab this motherfucker out of it, beat

1012
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 1: him with a fucking hammer. He had to get emergency

1013
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 1: surgery on his skull. Wanted to kill Nancy Pelosi. He's

1014
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 1: still in the hospital. And people like Elon Muskin picked

1015
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 1: Dick Donald Trump Jr. Got the audacity to belittle this

1016
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 1: ship over some political ship. What would happen if Dick stain.

1017
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, I can't stand pick Dick

1018
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, but I wouldn't I wouldn't make fun of that.

1019
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 1: I would not make fun of that. I would not

1020
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: mock that. I would not question that. I wouldn't be

1021
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: tweeting about that, Dick Stain Donald Trump. You know what

1022
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm I'm dressing up for Halloween is Dick Stay Donald

1023
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 1: Trump trick and treating it. I'm as scared of shoot

1024
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 1: at everybody. I'm dressing up as your girl, Kimberly go Folio.

1025
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 1: The best is yet to come, Dick Stain, Donald Trump Jr.

1026
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 1: That's why I dressed up as on Halloween is your girl?

1027
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 1: Because she looked like she got a fucking mask on

1028
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: her grill. Is that funny? You're like making fun of

1029
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 1: people that get beating with hammers. I'm making fun of

1030
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 1: your girl with a big fucking she got that big

1031
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 1: drago jaw and the boatox top to bottom. Is that funny?

1032
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:37,959
Speaker 1: That's not funny. I can't stand pig dick Donald Trump.

1033
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 1: But if they beat his ass with a hammer, I

1034
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't know, wouldn't say anything about it because it's scary.

1035
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: Because if they beat Dick Stain Donald Trump's ass with

1036
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 1: a hammer, if they beat Nancy Pelosi's husband with a hammer,

1037
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:50,000
Speaker 1: what can they do to you? What can they do

1038
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: to me? That's scary? This is something to make fun of.

1039
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 1: That's frightening people like it's an orgy, it's just gay this,

1040
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 1: it's gay that why z he and his underwear and

1041
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 1: you're mocking it and tweeting while the guys stole in

1042
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 1: the hospital recovering from getting his head beating in with

1043
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 1: a fucking hammer. Anyway, my days are numbered on Twitter.

1044
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 1: I could feel it. I'm done. Came Saw disrupted, Came

1045
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: Saw conquered, Iron Wrap Ports Stereo Podcast. Tell a friend

1046
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 1: to tell a friend, I will be in Michigan this weekend.

1047
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,200
Speaker 1: Come see me, Myles Jordan Ak, the Bleached Brothers a

1048
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 1: k a. The Dust Brothers. Take me out of with

1049
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 1: something real nice. Take me out of you with something real,

1050
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 1: proper guests, but most importantly in this iron Wrap Pors

1051
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: Stereo pockets, with something real out at real iron Wrap

1052
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 1: Pors Stereo Pockets. I'm out.