WEBVTT - The Fake MAGA Influencer w/ Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

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<v Speaker 1>Scal Come rob Froll, scam.

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<v Speaker 2>Come Rob's froll. Goddess what pipe and congregation, it's your girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Lacey Mosley aka scam God, is back with another installment

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<v Speaker 2>of the podcast all about robbery, fraud and those who

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<v Speaker 2>practice it. Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them,

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<v Speaker 2>but one thing's for sure, we will always laugh at them,

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<v Speaker 2>but never the victims. Yes, what am I? Congregation? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited, I'm thrilled, alated. Go ahead, stand up in

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<v Speaker 2>your seat, stand up in your cars. Babies who listen

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<v Speaker 2>to the podcast, pull up on the crib bars. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>get on your feet, because we have two amazing guests

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<v Speaker 2>today and you know these are my homegirls. We have

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<v Speaker 2>not one, but two, right of the best babes on

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<v Speaker 2>the show. You've seen them and you certainly have heard them.

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<v Speaker 2>One is a comedian, actress and writer. The other it's

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<v Speaker 2>also a comedian, actress and writer. Together they host the

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<v Speaker 2>hilarious and fun podcast Mess where they dive into the

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<v Speaker 2>mess that is life on earth and try to make

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<v Speaker 2>sense of it every single week. And you've seen their

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<v Speaker 2>work on Why Are You Single? That's Marie f Aston,

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<v Speaker 2>Search Party, The Bride's Man and Inside Amy Schumer Congregation,

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<v Speaker 2>please welcome back the best babes Marie Fassen and Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>Washington to the show. Thank you guys for coming back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I low ke you feel like I

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<v Speaker 2>kidnapped y'all today because I just did the mess and

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<v Speaker 2>then we all drove over.

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<v Speaker 1>Here together because y'all live very New Yorkers, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Can y'all comments on my driving and say how good

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<v Speaker 2>it was and how alive y'all are. Well. At one

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<v Speaker 2>point you said, oh, I haven't drove in a while,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, m h since, But I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, so, how are you getting around? I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>why are we in it? Why are we? Because I've

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<v Speaker 1>been flying and stuff? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes again yeah the road in the sky, yes, fighting,

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<v Speaker 2>fighting the sky demons.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard to be in the sky these days. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, especially if you are a Spirit member pir

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<v Speaker 1>In Airline. Do they have a rewards program? Do they?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's called Ghosts Especially if you a Ghost

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<v Speaker 1>Platinum Platin.

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<v Speaker 2>You get a seat belt for sure, Hey, let you

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<v Speaker 2>bring a jup, not a little cup of juices. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Ghost Platinum. I get to wear my jacket on the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>What you get to bring two bags. Wow. So at

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<v Speaker 2>the start of this podcast, we always ask now your

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<v Speaker 2>opinions about scams, schemes, and real things. So to define

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<v Speaker 2>that a scam is something that we can absolutely say

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<v Speaker 2>is a crime and is ripping people off. A scheme

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<v Speaker 2>feels like a crime, but it's legal, and sometimes it's

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<v Speaker 2>not a crime, and sometimes it feels like it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And then a real thing is something that we believe

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<v Speaker 1>is necessary. You know, I have encountered a scheme. Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but I want to know about your scheme.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No.

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<v Speaker 3>My scheme was when I was in Alaska and there

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<v Speaker 3>was a sea otter excursion. So when I hear excursion,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it's you know, it's a voyage and I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like I'm going to be up close and personal

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<v Speaker 3>with whatever the excursion is about. But this excursion, we

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<v Speaker 3>were very far away and we had to get our

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<v Speaker 3>binoculars out to actually encounter the sea otters. So that

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<v Speaker 3>felt like a scheme, like did you want to pick

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<v Speaker 3>the want with the nigga?

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<v Speaker 1>You wanted to.

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<v Speaker 2>Ride the otder like free Willy of the Mound. I

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to be able to exchange you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>so security numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>If possible now, but our otter is violent. I know

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<v Speaker 1>seals are a little you do otters have nails. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if others be whooped your ass. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so. I think they're kind of like chill.

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<v Speaker 3>They're kind of low key lazy if you think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the thing is like you, I thought that about seals,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I keep seeing seal attacks.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, who are they don't even have arms.

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<v Speaker 3>They they chest bumping and they had button.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, Joe, I was very embarrassed because not you

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<v Speaker 2>flopped over here and got me. I think the attack.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta show us the run. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>There was like this beach thing. It was recently on

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok where somebody was taking a video of these two

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<v Speaker 2>white women who were trapped on the rocks because they

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<v Speaker 2>said don't get too close to the seals. But of

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<v Speaker 2>course they were like, oh my god, we gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>a pick with the seals. So they went over to

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<v Speaker 2>this rock and then all the seals started going over

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<v Speaker 2>there and they couldn't get off the rock.

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<v Speaker 1>But is that a seal attack or that's them around

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<v Speaker 1>and find out? Yeah, they jumped.

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<v Speaker 2>Into the seals then they should. I mean the seals

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<v Speaker 2>didn't they just gonna hug you to death.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. They should have started singing seal to yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know a white woman love a seal so

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<v Speaker 3>that it can't be in a shout out to right

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<v Speaker 3>out there for us.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like a walrist circle. Those fight. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like a wal does fight. I always say them

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<v Speaker 1>like doing that. They like ram each other, they like

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<v Speaker 1>to tussle. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be involved in that. And I

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<v Speaker 2>also want to say this again for the people in

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<v Speaker 2>the back. Hippos are terrible. They're murderers. They be killing everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>They have great pr and we need to really like

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<v Speaker 2>let the people know.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me let me do it, can may I if I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking up hippoles can run underwater where they love to fight.

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<v Speaker 2>But why are you where the hippos live. They're probably

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<v Speaker 2>on an excursion. No again, white people leave these animals

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<v Speaker 2>where they at.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Sydney except Sydney, because when Sydney is near the animals,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all love in the club.

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<v Speaker 1>We all fo.

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<v Speaker 2>See Sydney at sea. That's because hippos are responsible for

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<v Speaker 2>hundreds of human deaths.

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<v Speaker 1>Each year. But where do hippos live.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's get back to at they spot, right, So

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<v Speaker 2>you at the hippos house, shoes still on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, trying to get close.

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<v Speaker 2>To it just because it looks cuddly or you've seen

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<v Speaker 2>a cartoon or a movie or a you've played hungry

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<v Speaker 2>Hungry hippos as a kid, doesn't mean that these things are.

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<v Speaker 1>Toys and they don't even look that inviting at all.

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<v Speaker 2>And honestly, the game was telling us that seals were like,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck the hungry hungry hippos, meaning they just like.

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<v Speaker 1>Chum jump jump jump um um umph. No, that's fat phobia.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what that is. Whoa phobia? Hungry hungry hippos.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you're calling the hippos people or are you calling

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<v Speaker 2>the hippos big?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I think you don't want to call them. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what it happened. I like that, you know what, we

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<v Speaker 1>got hippo body positivity over here. And sometimes it's okay

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<v Speaker 1>to be quiet, and that's what.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, could be having a meal. We're not judging

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<v Speaker 2>how much the hippo eas I'm just saying why I

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<v Speaker 2>got to eat so fast? And why is see how

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<v Speaker 2>much a hippo eats in a day? Like how many

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<v Speaker 2>tons or how much do they weigh?

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<v Speaker 1>No, we're on the standing.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to say it is a tangent, but I

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<v Speaker 3>just want to tell you it's a scheme because it

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<v Speaker 3>costs two hundred dollars per person. This is surgeon for

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<v Speaker 3>this excursion for us to see the sea otters. And

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<v Speaker 3>we see them, but we don't see them. Do you understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so hippo.

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<v Speaker 2>Is three thousand, five hundred to nine nine hundred pounds

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<v Speaker 2>for a male adult.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA, Yeah, they're heavy there. It's running at you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get It's like getting hit by a car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like a mack truck. Does a car weigh nine thousand pounds? No?

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<v Speaker 1>A truck? Yeah. But I agree with you that the

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<v Speaker 1>excursion was a scheme.

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<v Speaker 2>But I also kind of wonder if they didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>like the right permits to get that close to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can't even yell when you're near them.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to be if I pay two hundred dollars,

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<v Speaker 2>I should be able to yell at some seas.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I should be able to you're that's how I

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<v Speaker 3>should be able to pull up on them.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I.

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<v Speaker 2>Pay two hundred dollars. I need to play the sea

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<v Speaker 2>Otters my mixtape. Yeah, like I should be able to

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<v Speaker 2>do anything. We have a nice chat. I'm with y'all

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm for real, because then what does a two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars cover being kind of nearish?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, pretty much?

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, you see a bald eagle in a tree,

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<v Speaker 3>you'll see a well, you know, free willie, like you

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<v Speaker 3>do get to see things in the new But I

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<v Speaker 3>just wanted to be a tot bit closer and by tad,

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to be able to go boop on it

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<v Speaker 3>for it me stay away from hip host you.

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<v Speaker 1>Next week we'll see Sidney writing an hotter. I don't think,

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<v Speaker 1>is it up? WHOA, I'm sorry I took you there.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, No, I love when people take ta me through

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<v Speaker 2>there your show.

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<v Speaker 1>Scam scheme or a real thing.

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<v Speaker 2>My first question for both of you is least agreements.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think they're a scam scheme or a real thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously they're a real thing, and then I considered ilegal,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's a real You feel about them though, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like landlords suck, but a lease agreement means

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<v Speaker 2>that I live here and you can't kick me out,

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<v Speaker 2>that's true, but like some leases are month to month.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes they just be like you've been here, you cool,

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<v Speaker 2>like you haven't signed anything since you moved in. But

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<v Speaker 2>I think it depends on the landlord or if you're

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<v Speaker 2>at a corporation, because for me, it's starting to give

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<v Speaker 2>real schemy, because why why is the rent going up

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<v Speaker 2>every year and the amenities are not getting newer or nicer?

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<v Speaker 1>That's why is a month more expensive than it? Locked

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<v Speaker 1>me in.

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<v Speaker 3>After every three years you supposed to repaint my shit?

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<v Speaker 3>Why is it still living dingy and dirty? Like I've

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<v Speaker 3>been here for you know, forty days and forty nights.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I have been there for forty days forty nights,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean. But it's just like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>why why is it? Why is all the like fingerprints

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<v Speaker 3>everywhere from like five years ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my house is house, but like the my part

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<v Speaker 2>is painted and like one thing if y'all don't know this,

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<v Speaker 2>like if you paint a place and you've lived there

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<v Speaker 2>for over three years, in most states, you got to

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<v Speaker 2>check your state regulations. But like they can't take away

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<v Speaker 2>from your housing deposit to paint because they have to

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<v Speaker 2>paint regardless every two years, every two month, every two years,

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<v Speaker 2>two months, every two years. In New York, you're supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to paint your apartment. Really, I've been in my apartment

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<v Speaker 2>for six years. My landlord just painted it last month.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. And I had to send an email like because

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<v Speaker 1>my rent went up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So with my wrist called I need to be like,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all give me a brand new paint job. Hey, my

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<v Speaker 2>rent is going up. Nothing is changed in here. It

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<v Speaker 2>needs a fresh coat to paint. And I actually said

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<v Speaker 2>I need you to read grout these tiles in his bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's crazy that orange stuff is coming out

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<v Speaker 3>of the sinks. I mean, the floors are lifting, the

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<v Speaker 3>light fixtures is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. They need to come up in here and do

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<v Speaker 1>some home improvement for sure. The fault no plate.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know I'm a New Yorker having earthquakes like that.

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<v Speaker 2>We had two earthquakes.

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<v Speaker 1>In New York. Did you know that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>They really affected you. Yes? Can you give us give

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<v Speaker 1>us our time? Last year we had an earthquake in

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<v Speaker 1>New York City. Don't nothing in New York need to

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<v Speaker 1>shake like that? Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>And it hasn't about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to see no skyscraper shaking girls sweat.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, we don't like y'all build things to

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<v Speaker 2>like sway here. Yeah, our stuff don't sway. It can

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<v Speaker 2>come crashing down.

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<v Speaker 3>Another thing about the lease agreement is because at first

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, yeah, fuck them landlords, but then you meet

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<v Speaker 3>some people and it's like, oh they're shisty too. Everybody

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<v Speaker 3>gotta sign, everybody gotta sign. But it's like, are you

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<v Speaker 3>gonna follow what the least says?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of people don't like rules, even though they signed,

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<v Speaker 3>give they signature, they autograph, they'll go off and do

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<v Speaker 3>some extra shit. It's like, hey, you're not supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>be putting all these holes in these walls, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Come fill the holes up so I can get my

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<v Speaker 2>deposit back. I'm gonna get some task rabbits. Yes you

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<v Speaker 2>have to, yeah, you really do.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then you don't have to worry about

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<v Speaker 1>paying for that.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a TikTok about a lady who had an

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<v Speaker 2>airbnb that somebody like remodeled while they were staying in it, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>How did it look bad? Apartment?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was a rental, but it was like no,

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<v Speaker 2>they like it was given like they were using it

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<v Speaker 2>for TikTok, like d I Y, like I'm gonna turn.

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<v Speaker 1>My calar and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tell that lady house what did she tear it

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<v Speaker 2>up or elevate?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it looked bad. It was given real do it yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it yourself? Did it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you walked in and you see it and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, you did this yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, d I supposed to be like a surprise like

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<v Speaker 2>I did They is positive?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it yourself is negative? Yes? Yeah, yeah, did you

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<v Speaker 1>do this yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Because if somebody say that, you know it's not it's

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<v Speaker 3>not good.

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<v Speaker 1>D e I Y don't do it yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you know you could have hired somebody for this, right,

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<v Speaker 2>People go to school for this when people start recommending,

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<v Speaker 2>like people like I got the you haven't been on

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<v Speaker 2>Angie's list, because you need to get.

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<v Speaker 1>On her list.

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<v Speaker 2>Angie's listens like they have all the like like home

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<v Speaker 2>fixer upper, like people.

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<v Speaker 1>Do she know Craig, You ain't got to lie Craig.

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<v Speaker 1>Craig went with each other like that, But well, Craig is.

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<v Speaker 2>Where the schemes and the scams are, it's also some

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<v Speaker 2>real stuff on there.

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<v Speaker 1>I've gotten some cool furniture from Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas, I think, Angie, well, see you got your furniture.

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<v Speaker 2>You probably be sh your life a little bit. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this was back before people were killing people on Craigslist.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I think everybody from the beginning of

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<v Speaker 1>getting killed on.

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<v Speaker 2>In the beginning, first day he was killing on, they

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<v Speaker 2>realized it was a great opportunity.

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<v Speaker 1>Beginning of craigs. It was it was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a buff part humans.

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<v Speaker 3>I think maybe one or two days tops, very nice.

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<v Speaker 3>And then and then everybody was like, you know, instead

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<v Speaker 3>of killing my wife, why would I kill on Craigslist.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a Craigslist killer. There was a whole dude. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think he was meeting people for love. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're looking for love through Craig, well, there used to

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<v Speaker 1>be miss connections.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, connections should have stayed missed. That was probably God's protection. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you shouldn't have probably looked for that connection.

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<v Speaker 1>For a reason.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to read them though, Yeah, because it was interesting,

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<v Speaker 2>especially because it'd be a lot from New York, like

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<v Speaker 2>saw you on the two train, like you and a

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<v Speaker 2>red hoodie, me wearing vans and it's like, Okay, that

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<v Speaker 2>could be anybody, Like that's a normal Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>I would read them sometimes and be like, I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>if that was me?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? I thought that would be a new lord for

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<v Speaker 2>the for the Craigslist killers like Misconnection, it's just say

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<v Speaker 2>random stuff. You and the white T shirt and the

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<v Speaker 2>kids with the jeans. You Adidas sneakers and barrel jeans.

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<v Speaker 1>Me in a Gucci suit with loafers. That's how you

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<v Speaker 1>get them. Oh he got money? All right.

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<v Speaker 3>I would never be on Misconnection because you got to

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<v Speaker 3>be on public transportation for that. And I'm like, girl,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm in the hell. Okay, what about this one?

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<v Speaker 2>I picked this one for you sitting a scam schemer,

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<v Speaker 2>real thing education apps such as like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Dual lingo or you really did that? You're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>that to God? Yeah, it aspired me. You're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>that today. I just want to know if you think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a scam, the schemer a real thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's in between real thing and scheme because

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<v Speaker 3>duel Ingo has helped many people I know to going

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<v Speaker 3>to you know, to roam or they got Mexico off

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<v Speaker 3>of at that moment. At that moment, they're getting fluid.

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<v Speaker 1>The owl says, yes, you know the little duelingo bird.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd be like, you're doing great, Yeah, we know that bird.

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<v Speaker 2>That bird also gets real passive, aggressive and mean if

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<v Speaker 2>you don't show up. But we spend ten days out

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<v Speaker 2>in the street. Right, you don't got culture no more?

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<v Speaker 2>You said, you just gave us, well fuck you.

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<v Speaker 3>Then, oh my god, dulo. So you was only doing

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<v Speaker 3>it for summer?

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<v Speaker 1>Huh? Okay, what about the fall? What about the one bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like eat prey? Huh oh, y'all broke up?

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<v Speaker 3>So you don't want to know Italian anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Cool? Cool? So but but so you said it's

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<v Speaker 1>a scheme. You said, it's like right in.

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<v Speaker 3>Between, it's a real thing because people do use it

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<v Speaker 3>for whatever trip that's coming, do a lingo.

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<v Speaker 1>But then there's other apps.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like how do you get you know, you're getting

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<v Speaker 3>better self esteem or learning how to you know, speak

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<v Speaker 3>English fluently, or being able to public like public speak.

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<v Speaker 3>There's apps like that, And there is a line where

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<v Speaker 3>it's like why is it seventy nine ninety nine every month?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? And how much are you teaching me?

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<v Speaker 3>For that, because I still have to teach myself too

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<v Speaker 3>by going into the app doing it every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm got a professor or nothing. Yeah, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>we should just do that.

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<v Speaker 1>With like books, well remember books?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what books used to just you would just read

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<v Speaker 2>it yourself and then you learn how to what's book?

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<v Speaker 1>Weren't we in a book club?

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<v Speaker 2>And then the second book were like you know what

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<v Speaker 2>and we said the same for us, so we did.

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<v Speaker 1>We did through the book Amina.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the third one, the third way we said it

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<v Speaker 3>was a book of month and it's now months.

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<v Speaker 1>That was very classic about to try though. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>get very busy, you know, man, I mean you've been

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<v Speaker 1>you know, have you read it? You've been like what

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<v Speaker 1>did I miss the page? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But we are read I tiw my ADHD works. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>read three pages and be like what did I just read?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>And sometimes they have apps for that like how to

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<v Speaker 3>how to get away with murder? No, no, no, how

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<v Speaker 3>to memorize things, or how to better I have brain

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<v Speaker 3>fog right now.

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<v Speaker 2>No. But see I feel like the betterment apps like

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<v Speaker 2>it's as much as you use it, as much as

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<v Speaker 2>you try to get out of it. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>it's there for you. But then you had like creepy

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<v Speaker 2>apps like co Star, where it was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 2>giving you insights into your you have the pattern and

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<v Speaker 2>costar and the pattern is real sketchy.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're still using that. First of all, what year

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Yeah? No, delete it. The pattern is really

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<v Speaker 1>really invasive.

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<v Speaker 3>I did that during the pandemic. I had so much

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<v Speaker 3>time one time.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, I know that your relationship with Emily

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<v Speaker 2>may be fraud at the moment or something like that. Said,

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, Emily is my assistant. That's why we

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<v Speaker 2>talk every day at the time, and I'm like, why

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<v Speaker 2>are you in my phone reading my text messages and

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<v Speaker 2>then predicted stuff off of my text Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, it's going through your your text message, just going

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<v Speaker 1>through everything. Oh my god, that's scary.

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<v Speaker 3>What about you, Marie? What do you What do you

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<v Speaker 3>think it's about? Is it a scheme?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>The apps?

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<v Speaker 2>The educational apps, I feel like some of them are good, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Like some people you know, use master Class and they

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<v Speaker 2>learn stuff from that.

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<v Speaker 1>That one is good. I'd pay for that, yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>then I feel like it's other ones that like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there's an app that teaches you how to cook

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<v Speaker 2>or something, but for sure, but then a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>things like that you pay a monthly fee for or

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<v Speaker 2>a yearly fee for. They count on people forgetting, for forgetting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they count on you forgetting. So they just raking in

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<v Speaker 2>bool books and you not learning anything.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're spending the money. You're spending the money, and

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<v Speaker 1>or you already spent it you didn't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>And I feel like sometimes those type of apps stop

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<v Speaker 2>sending your notifications because they want you to forget, Like

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<v Speaker 2>if you're not logging in enough, like you still pay.

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<v Speaker 1>The free ones be like, hey, hey, hi, hey girl,

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<v Speaker 1>can you come outside?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get on here so we can nickel and dime you. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we miss you, But the free ones be like, but

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<v Speaker 1>the free ones also be like, yeah, come on over here,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all free.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they'd be like, if you want to unlock

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<v Speaker 2>the real app, they actually give us.

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<v Speaker 3>The money, what's up with that? And then don't forget

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<v Speaker 3>about not reading the fine print. They're like, oh, you

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<v Speaker 3>put your card down, you get you know, two months free,

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<v Speaker 3>but then if you don't cancel it, then we were

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<v Speaker 3>gonna keep charging you and that has happened to me.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a two ways that you can avoid that. One,

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<v Speaker 2>set a reminder on your phone for like the day

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<v Speaker 2>before or a few days, but the week before you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta delete that and then remind us of every day

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<v Speaker 2>until it's time to delete it. Or go to your

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<v Speaker 2>credit card or your phone has like subscript Yep, you

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<v Speaker 2>can go straight to that and then turn off.

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<v Speaker 3>But that in order for that, you've got to not

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<v Speaker 3>have executive dysfunction, which I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do too, which is why I try to

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<v Speaker 2>use it for the specific purpose I need, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I immediately turn it off while I'm like, might still

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<v Speaker 2>be open, and I've already turned off the subscription, right

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<v Speaker 2>because if I even if I set the alarm, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, i'll do that later.

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<v Speaker 3>Snooze snooze never happens. I forgot what I did that too.

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<v Speaker 3>But they will ban you, like if you've done that

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<v Speaker 3>too many times?

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<v Speaker 1>For what?

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<v Speaker 3>Ban you for just agreeing to the tone we're doing

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<v Speaker 3>the terms and then canceling.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if I canceled, I don't need the no more, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>I canceled you first.

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<v Speaker 1>That's being like you're fired. I already quit.

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<v Speaker 2>The Yeah, you're like, I hit it first, bru with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's over.

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<v Speaker 2>I said it first, Scald, I love that, okay. And

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<v Speaker 2>then the last one scam scheme or real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Way moos those cars with no people in them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, the self driving cars that were starting to see

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<v Speaker 2>emerged in major cities more and more. I know they

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<v Speaker 2>definitely have them in Los Angeles, they have them in

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<v Speaker 2>San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they have weimos in New York?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>The mayor said absolutely.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not because my mayor makes sense, but he cares

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<v Speaker 3>about our lives. Those those things don't see black people.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what. Famously, famously this technology is made with

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<v Speaker 2>the with white men scientists or white men designers or

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, engineers. Yeah, it's just like how when

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<v Speaker 2>you put your hands on our automatic stinks, you got

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<v Speaker 2>to show the white part.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got to show the white part. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>see dark skin. So that's why I've been having so

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<v Speaker 1>many issues. That's why it is so dirty, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>not true.

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<v Speaker 3>But when I was on the cruise, I was having

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<v Speaker 3>a hard time getting the soap, getting the water.

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<v Speaker 1>People don't cruise, how white people? Funny, I need water

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<v Speaker 1>for hold on. The funny thing is it's made for

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<v Speaker 1>white skin versus dark skin.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel in my mind, in my personal black

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<v Speaker 2>ass opinion, black people are more what's the word, They're

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<v Speaker 2>more likely to wash.

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<v Speaker 1>Their hands in somebody beige anyway. So I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna say that, you know, to the base's communities.

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<v Speaker 1>I know they listen. Yeah, but I do agree that,

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<v Speaker 1>like the hand thing, I'm like, come on, now, you

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<v Speaker 1>know where you washing our hands?

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<v Speaker 3>So it should have been for I'm just gonna say

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<v Speaker 3>no to that, Marie, because they hit cats, and the

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<v Speaker 3>cats cal cats the way moos in San Francisco hit.

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<v Speaker 1>A cat a little bit black.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn.

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<v Speaker 1>They hit in tuxedo cats too.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Famously.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, the black cats are really hard to adopt.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like black cat lives matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the things that they cross your paths, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>turn around the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Meanwhile, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, that cat lit like that

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<v Speaker 3>should have began.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a good Salem can I just say, I

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<v Speaker 1>saw Carline Ray. I love Caroline.

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<v Speaker 2>So she was one of the aunts on Sabrina the

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<v Speaker 2>Teenage Witch. She says people still come up to her

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<v Speaker 2>to this day. And they'd be like, what's that cat real?

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<v Speaker 1>What would they think that?

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<v Speaker 3>And that's why Waimo is not a scam or a

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<v Speaker 3>scheme because it's all the people. It's like, why would

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<v Speaker 3>you get in a in a car that does not

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<v Speaker 3>have a driver.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you do that? You don't care about your

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<v Speaker 1>life even if the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Says, hey, we are self driving, We're gonna take care

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<v Speaker 3>of everything now, why would I put my life on

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<v Speaker 3>the line like that?

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<v Speaker 1>But people use them.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw on TikTok like there was a way mode

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<v Speaker 2>that got pulled over by the police. Why, I said, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it was moving from side to side in

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<v Speaker 2>the road. And I'm like, not the way more drunk?

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<v Speaker 1>How you drunk that diesel fuel right there?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, who is in the back? Somebody black? That's what.

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>What back Supremacist podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, I personally just think that because we have

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<v Speaker 2>some greedy, weird as billionaires who have no relationships to

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<v Speaker 2>human like human nature.

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<v Speaker 1>Humanity anymore.

0:24:05.600 --> 0:24:07.600
<v Speaker 2>They're just creating things that nobody ever asked for and

0:24:07.680 --> 0:24:10.359
<v Speaker 2>nobody needs. I don't need a I don't need a

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<v Speaker 2>car on the road that can't drive.

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<v Speaker 3>No people that you ask for this kind of because

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<v Speaker 3>they tired of talking to the drivers, especially in LA

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<v Speaker 3>the way your drivers are actors.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you not here?

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<v Speaker 1>The silence preferred that yeah, that's I don't know. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't give you that option.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not even over yes, oh yeah, no, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>you don't really have to Yeah, put their the Aramax

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<v Speaker 2>pros on. Remember the guy we were in the uber

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<v Speaker 2>going to Zach's wedding and he started talking about he

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<v Speaker 2>didn't vote for Kamala, and then he was saying, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>he was, he was transphobic, he was homophobic.

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<v Speaker 1>He did all of that in twenty minutes. TOPSYA, why

0:24:49.359 --> 0:24:50.800
<v Speaker 1>did he need y'all to know all of this?

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<v Speaker 2>That's LA we must have lo you answered the question

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<v Speaker 2>from must look like industry babe. Okay, notice, hey can.

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<v Speaker 1>We put the music?

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<v Speaker 2>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Why A He's starting out with like, I ain't vote

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<v Speaker 1>for that black lady. He wanted us as black women

0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:05.879
<v Speaker 1>to know he didn't vote for a.

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<v Speaker 3>Black lady because that's that's comforting and the WEIMO would

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<v Speaker 3>never Okay, so actually want to be fair.

0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm going to drive you through a lake.

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<v Speaker 2>But also didn't vote for Kamalus so yeah, the weymo

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<v Speaker 2>definitely did voted for Trump for sure, Oh for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>And on that note, we're going to get into my

0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:26.200
<v Speaker 2>favorite segment of the show, Historic Hoodwinks. This is where

0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna regale Sidney and Marie with a famous con

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<v Speaker 2>caper a group of criminals. And what a wonderful segue

0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:35.680
<v Speaker 2>we just had here, because we're talking about a med

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<v Speaker 2>student in India in need of cash for school to

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<v Speaker 2>immigrate to the US created a fake MAGA influencer grift

0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:47.040
<v Speaker 2>for conservatives online. I love it now, he said, fake.

0:25:47.160 --> 0:25:50.000
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, I'm with you right now. So this

0:25:50.240 --> 0:25:53.520
<v Speaker 2>med student, he needed a smart idea. This camera was

0:25:53.520 --> 0:25:56.720
<v Speaker 2>twenty two year old aspiring bone and joint surgeon from

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<v Speaker 2>northern India. He gave an interview to Wired magazine but

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<v Speaker 2>didn't use his real name. They called him Sam, and

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<v Speaker 2>they said Sam has dreams of moving to the US

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<v Speaker 2>after graduation and he doesn't want his money making technique

0:26:09.280 --> 0:26:12.400
<v Speaker 2>to threaten that plan. Okay, why are you giving interviews

0:26:13.240 --> 0:26:15.440
<v Speaker 2>if you don't want your money making technique.

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<v Speaker 1>To threaten the plan? Yeah, what's wrong with him? Why

0:26:17.280 --> 0:26:19.080
<v Speaker 1>are you being loud? I don't want my bone and

0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:20.800
<v Speaker 1>joint doctor to be this dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Med school is expensive everywhere, Okay, obviously in India it

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<v Speaker 2>can cost like between fifty thousand dollars and two hundred

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<v Speaker 2>thousand US to graduate, depending on what school you go

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<v Speaker 2>to and how well you.

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<v Speaker 1>Score on your tests. Okay, if you score better, all

0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:42.439
<v Speaker 1>your test is cheaper. That's nice, they said, school. Oh cool, So.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot when the average annual income in India

0:26:45.400 --> 0:26:48.080
<v Speaker 2>is about three thousand dollars. So Sam got some money

0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:49.680
<v Speaker 2>from his parents, but he had to spend most of

0:26:49.760 --> 0:26:52.480
<v Speaker 2>it to pay for medical licensing exams. He needed a

0:26:52.560 --> 0:26:55.720
<v Speaker 2>side gig, so he tried making YouTube shorts and he

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<v Speaker 2>sold study notes to other med students. But it wasn't

0:26:58.880 --> 0:27:01.159
<v Speaker 2>cutting it. Other med students were doing the same thing

0:27:01.200 --> 0:27:03.760
<v Speaker 2>and he needed an original idea. So when you need

0:27:03.800 --> 0:27:05.200
<v Speaker 2>an original idea, where do you turn?

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<v Speaker 1>AI? I will say chat GPT That's what I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe, well, if the YouTube tu toials is not working,

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<v Speaker 2>you think the only fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Is going hit?

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<v Speaker 2>It might depending on your niche if he had good feet,

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<v Speaker 2>he could just keep his face out of girl.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta you gotta show that belly button hole. You

0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:25.520
<v Speaker 1>think people paying prime dollar for men feet. I mean this,

0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:27.320
<v Speaker 1>men out there might want to look at the foot too,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you might have a dainty foot.

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<v Speaker 2>I met a guy recently who had like foot feet

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<v Speaker 2>that definitely could be mistaken for like a beautiful woman's foot,

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<v Speaker 2>an elegant foot.

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<v Speaker 1>He ain't got me the thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, like if we kept his body out

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<v Speaker 2>of it and it was just his pretty feet, and

0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:43.200
<v Speaker 2>I did the voiceover work because my feet be given.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm dancing in glass, so.

0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:50.600
<v Speaker 3>Dancing in the glass. We need to sort of gofund

0:27:50.600 --> 0:27:53.359
<v Speaker 3>me for your feet dancing and glass. My mind is,

0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:57.719
<v Speaker 3>you know, stepping on cold, but yours is dancing on glass.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all don't begin the the thing at the pedicure place.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I get my regular pedicure. That's just or it

0:28:07.400 --> 0:28:10.080
<v Speaker 1>makes it grow back more. It sounds like y'all got

0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 1>some rough feet on this side of the two. You

0:28:12.640 --> 0:28:14.920
<v Speaker 1>ain't never did like the you're a jerk, but like

0:28:15.000 --> 0:28:17.399
<v Speaker 1>in glass, like you need a pummy stone. That's what

0:28:17.840 --> 0:28:22.720
<v Speaker 1>I have that I have all the footstuff, us stuff.

0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:25.440
<v Speaker 2>Ill using the stone when I get in the showers

0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:27.800
<v Speaker 2>every day. Yeah, damn, you might got to get a

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<v Speaker 2>new stone.

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<v Speaker 1>Bron Marie fixed my life Now.

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:40.960
<v Speaker 2>So Sam tried making an AI generated hot girl using

0:28:41.120 --> 0:28:43.360
<v Speaker 2>Google geminized nana banana pro.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of that, but.

0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Right, So he was gonna try to sell bikini photos

0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 2>of her online, which is a classic strategy.

0:28:51.360 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Now I really hate it because who's the lady's face

0:28:53.440 --> 0:28:53.560
<v Speaker 1>is this?

0:28:53.640 --> 0:28:56.000
<v Speaker 2>And why y'all trying to AI her body on somebody

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:57.800
<v Speaker 2>else's body, even tho I already hated with AI.

0:28:57.920 --> 0:28:59.800
<v Speaker 1>So this is the hot girl that he picked for.

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<v Speaker 2>A Maga hot girl. I feel like that's perfect peak. Nah,

0:29:03.560 --> 0:29:05.560
<v Speaker 2>she's actually too hot Magga girl.

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:08.080
<v Speaker 1>They never look like it. Like their eybas are not

0:29:08.400 --> 0:29:11.560
<v Speaker 1>this symmetrical, Yeah they're not. Their eyebrows aren't even like.

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:14.000
<v Speaker 1>But she's young. She's a young maga. Y'all thinking about

0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:17.280
<v Speaker 1>the elder wives. Oh yes, yeah, you're right, and you

0:29:17.440 --> 0:29:20.560
<v Speaker 1>know the maga dudes need somebody who like twenty two, Yes,

0:29:21.000 --> 0:29:23.720
<v Speaker 1>just get more so more so eighteen seventeen. Oh yeah,

0:29:24.800 --> 0:29:29.480
<v Speaker 1>say nineteen. That's we're being generous, Yes we are. So

0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:31.040
<v Speaker 1>they're endless how.

0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:33.840
<v Speaker 2>To videos that show you how to create an AI influencer.

0:29:33.960 --> 0:29:35.800
<v Speaker 2>So these are somehow to videos. I love that the

0:29:35.840 --> 0:29:38.720
<v Speaker 2>AI influencers are all the same, like white women in

0:29:38.760 --> 0:29:39.320
<v Speaker 2>the different.

0:29:39.280 --> 0:29:40.920
<v Speaker 1>To be fair, Oh, that's what the brands be looking for.

0:29:41.120 --> 0:29:43.600
<v Speaker 1>That is what they look for. Let's talk about it.

0:29:43.960 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Which I don't understand because how does the market not

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:47.840
<v Speaker 2>get oversaturated when so many of y'all look alike?

0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Bro?

0:29:48.120 --> 0:29:50.240
<v Speaker 2>You see them on TikTok. They all wear alo, they

0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:53.720
<v Speaker 2>all go to Pilate's reformer. They all drink ice, they all.

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Look like it.

0:29:54.160 --> 0:29:58.240
<v Speaker 2>They all gotta Stanley cuse houses cream. Yeah, cream, they

0:29:58.320 --> 0:30:03.560
<v Speaker 2>don't use creamy cream. They're always like, everyone's always asking

0:30:03.600 --> 0:30:06.000
<v Speaker 2>me about this product that I get. Everyone's always asking

0:30:06.000 --> 0:30:07.400
<v Speaker 2>me about it. I'm like, who are these everyone's that

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:10.000
<v Speaker 2>be asking you all about stuff? Start like there are

0:30:10.080 --> 0:30:13.600
<v Speaker 2>one point seven million followers and they be asking them, yes,

0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:14.720
<v Speaker 2>do you see the comments?

0:30:15.080 --> 0:30:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Where's it from? Where's the link? Where's the question? Girl?

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's me. I'm the song.

0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:24.040
<v Speaker 3>It will be like they'll be like somebody's grandma just died,

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:25.720
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, yo, that that song though?

0:30:26.400 --> 0:30:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Where from?

0:30:29.200 --> 0:30:32.880
<v Speaker 2>What casket is that? What cast is that anything? It'll

0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:34.680
<v Speaker 2>be like what's the paint color? And it's like, whoa.

0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:38.640
<v Speaker 2>They're just trying to get engagement. Yeah, what what do

0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:39.600
<v Speaker 2>you casket from?

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<v Speaker 1>Where? Cast from casket brand?

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:44.200
<v Speaker 2>But then actually I have gone on the casket like

0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:46.560
<v Speaker 2>dive on TikTok and they will tell you where the

0:30:46.600 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 2>caskets are from or like they know there's a body

0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:53.800
<v Speaker 2>in it or just bodyless getting to the bodyless ones

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:55.200
<v Speaker 2>from the one with the body in it, and it'll

0:30:55.200 --> 0:30:55.880
<v Speaker 2>be like a link like.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at this casket. Yes, but you have different than mine,

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:02.040
<v Speaker 1>the air puns, the airbrush ones. Have you seen those

0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 1>airbrush caskets on the inside of it? On the outside

0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:10.920
<v Speaker 1>saying the outside, Yeah, it's like Pip my ride, but

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:15.160
<v Speaker 1>your last ride to the ground forever hip my final rock.

0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:19.280
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, and instead of it be like clouds in

0:31:19.360 --> 0:31:21.800
<v Speaker 3>the sky, whatever the angel, it's gonna be the dance club.

0:31:21.840 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a disco tech. It's my favorite painting

0:31:24.720 --> 0:31:27.720
<v Speaker 1>of the people. Oh that's beautiful with the bodies, Like

0:31:29.000 --> 0:31:34.760
<v Speaker 1>that's what you get. I love that. That's a cute,

0:31:35.840 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 1>thank you, But I feel like it's custom.

0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 2>It's extra wrapping up. I watched the girl who be

0:31:41.480 --> 0:31:44.880
<v Speaker 2>wrapping the caskets like you wrap a car, No, like

0:31:45.000 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 2>you wrap a casket.

0:31:47.240 --> 0:31:50.240
<v Speaker 1>Gyro wrap it like, ay, oh, you know what I do?

0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Like wings?

0:31:50.960 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 3>So if somebody can spray paint some wings, you want

0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:56.400
<v Speaker 3>wings like angel wing? No, no, no, like wings like

0:31:56.560 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 3>terry yacky barbecue Buffalo.

0:31:59.400 --> 0:32:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Have you heard garlic parmesant?

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 2>That's what Honestly, it's such late stage capitalism. But I

0:32:05.760 --> 0:32:08.440
<v Speaker 2>might need my cast get sponsored by Buffalo wild wing.

0:32:08.600 --> 0:32:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Let's do it? Telldegging night all ads on there she's

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 1>sponsored by Nessli.

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:19.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's crazy, you know why because I'm gonna need

0:32:19.560 --> 0:32:21.440
<v Speaker 3>that money in the afterlife as well.

0:32:21.560 --> 0:32:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bury me with it like King tut right, everybody

0:32:23.880 --> 0:32:24.960
<v Speaker 1>talking about you can't take it with you.

0:32:24.960 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 2>You certainly watch me hold on out bit right?

0:32:29.320 --> 0:32:31.800
<v Speaker 1>How hard I work to get this? Put that money?

0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:36.920
<v Speaker 1>So they're like in this like how two videos on

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:37.440
<v Speaker 1>how to do this?

0:32:37.840 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Sam started out posting photos of a beautiful, scantily clad

0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:45.440
<v Speaker 2>woman on Instagram, but he wasn't getting any views. He

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:48.200
<v Speaker 2>asked Gemini, this is the ai AP for advice again.

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:51.800
<v Speaker 2>The answer was, if you create a generic hot girl,

0:32:52.000 --> 0:32:56.280
<v Speaker 2>you're competing with millions of other models. So his generic

0:32:56.360 --> 0:32:57.960
<v Speaker 2>hot it was just like that, like we were saying

0:32:58.000 --> 0:33:00.640
<v Speaker 2>with the like the blondie and the coffee in the

0:33:00.720 --> 0:33:03.320
<v Speaker 2>swim suit. That's not interesting enough. No more, because they

0:33:03.360 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 2>got too many generic cockrols. That's what the computer said.

0:33:06.840 --> 0:33:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Sam says he presented him and I with a few

0:33:08.520 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 2>possible options to give his model a personal flare, and

0:33:11.680 --> 0:33:16.160
<v Speaker 2>the chat box selected maga conservative as the prompt, calling

0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:20.560
<v Speaker 2>it a cheat code for making money. The ai AP said,

0:33:20.600 --> 0:33:24.080
<v Speaker 2>the conservative audience, especially older men in the US, often

0:33:24.160 --> 0:33:27.080
<v Speaker 2>has a higher disposable income, and it's more loyal.

0:33:27.600 --> 0:33:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, more loser, that's what it is.

0:33:30.320 --> 0:33:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, no, because I think it is loyal because

0:33:35.200 --> 0:33:37.880
<v Speaker 2>think about it, like, they will let you do anything

0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:39.920
<v Speaker 2>to them. They'll let you lie to their faces. They'll

0:33:40.280 --> 0:33:43.040
<v Speaker 2>let your gas prices go up like everybody. They'll take

0:33:43.040 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 2>your picture, your four oh one K, they'll take it out.

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Of your mind. They'll make you raise your granddaughter niece.

0:33:49.480 --> 0:33:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they're still like, I'm loyal to this because

0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:53.960
<v Speaker 2>now this brand is a part of my identity. So

0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:55.760
<v Speaker 2>if I say the brand is wrong, I'm saying that

0:33:55.920 --> 0:33:58.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm wrong and everything I stood for is gonna crumble.

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:01.680
<v Speaker 1>These are my rats. Yeah. Also, I feel like.

0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 2>Old conservative people in general would be less likely to

0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:06.720
<v Speaker 2>be able to spot Ai.

0:34:07.040 --> 0:34:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Girl, Ai is getting really good stuff.

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:12.439
<v Speaker 2>And I'd be like, oh, I didn't look at this cat.

0:34:13.080 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, oh, I have to read the comments

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:18.000
<v Speaker 2>and give times. I have to take my leg back.

0:34:18.080 --> 0:34:20.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, no, you gotta stop liking everything. You

0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:24.560
<v Speaker 3>cannot like every day. I stop my hands before I

0:34:24.680 --> 0:34:26.440
<v Speaker 3>do this. I got to read the comments.

0:34:26.480 --> 0:34:27.320
<v Speaker 1>Finger starts shaking.

0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:29.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh my god, look at this cat swimming.

0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:32.840
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm like, that's cool. And then this aim.

0:34:33.800 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I did get caught with this dog going into

0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:40.279
<v Speaker 3>a burning house. And then the dog comes out with

0:34:40.440 --> 0:34:42.839
<v Speaker 3>the with the kid, and the dog dies.

0:34:43.960 --> 0:34:45.719
<v Speaker 1>The dog or was the kid in the dog's mouth?

0:34:46.040 --> 0:34:49.080
<v Speaker 1>The kid was in the dog's mouth. And that wasn't

0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:54.439
<v Speaker 1>weird to you because he was pulling the kid out

0:34:54.480 --> 0:34:59.399
<v Speaker 1>of the building. He's holding the kid by the back

0:34:59.440 --> 0:35:03.359
<v Speaker 1>of his head like a cub, like a baby cub.

0:35:04.120 --> 0:35:06.080
<v Speaker 1>And I said, oh my god. And then the dog died.

0:35:06.200 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 1>I was yes, because it was in the fire. What

0:35:10.320 --> 0:35:13.120
<v Speaker 1>kind of dog was it? It was what do you

0:35:13.200 --> 0:35:16.920
<v Speaker 1>call it? The golden damn? They made the dog come out.

0:35:17.000 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 1>He was a black lad. The comments was like, good

0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:25.680
<v Speaker 1>for him. I wanted to be on your side. That

0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:28.200
<v Speaker 1>one is a little wise. That's why I said it

0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:30.360
<v Speaker 1>was the kid on the back of the dog. On

0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:32.600
<v Speaker 1>the back of the dog, that would also look like no,

0:35:32.760 --> 0:35:34.399
<v Speaker 1>that's yeah, yeah, sure.

0:35:34.680 --> 0:35:36.400
<v Speaker 2>I keep seeing the one with the babies where they

0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:37.960
<v Speaker 2>pick up pets and then they like trying to throw

0:35:38.000 --> 0:35:40.000
<v Speaker 2>the pit in the trash or they like, oh.

0:35:39.920 --> 0:35:43.040
<v Speaker 1>That was a real. No, but maybe there's a fake

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:46.239
<v Speaker 1>of what we saw that was real. Gotta be yeah,

0:35:46.320 --> 0:35:48.640
<v Speaker 1>gotta what that one wasn't rab.

0:35:52.320 --> 0:35:52.560
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:59.919
<v Speaker 1>So Emily Hart, this is who Sam created, Emily Heart,

0:36:00.120 --> 0:36:04.880
<v Speaker 1>a fake registered nurse who looks like Jennifer Lawrence. I

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:06.839
<v Speaker 1>don't think. I think.

0:36:07.160 --> 0:36:09.359
<v Speaker 2>I think that's what the chatbot was trying to get

0:36:09.400 --> 0:36:11.520
<v Speaker 2>her to. So he got her in a body te

0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:15.680
<v Speaker 2>body tea. He got her an American flag swimsuits.

0:36:15.760 --> 0:36:16.160
<v Speaker 1>Of course.

0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:19.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, honestly, he picked a great career because it's

0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:20.680
<v Speaker 2>a lot of maga nurses.

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:22.360
<v Speaker 1>So that was no.

0:36:22.640 --> 0:36:27.480
<v Speaker 3>But the glove being black, no, yeah, or that's giving uh,

0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:29.239
<v Speaker 3>that's given O. J.

0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Simpson's proper glove. Well, yeah, you're right.

0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:38.120
<v Speaker 2>A tattoo artists, last technician. It's hairstylists people.

0:36:40.239 --> 0:36:41.799
<v Speaker 1>The blood is on the dance floor for sure.

0:36:42.160 --> 0:36:43.920
<v Speaker 2>I felt very pointed the way you said that Sidney.

0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:49.479
<v Speaker 2>People who are doing your feet, Yeah, her feet.

0:36:50.400 --> 0:36:54.200
<v Speaker 1>It's also like that's a glass. It's like and then

0:36:54.320 --> 0:36:55.399
<v Speaker 1>like you see the peace sign.

0:36:55.520 --> 0:36:59.040
<v Speaker 2>How the fingers are held Okay, yeah, that's not how

0:36:59.520 --> 0:37:00.480
<v Speaker 2>fingers two pieces.

0:37:00.760 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's not how to that's that's not how so

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:06.440
<v Speaker 1>look at how like wait, which hand is that this one? Okay?

0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 1>That feels right? My fingers look like no, because like

0:37:11.200 --> 0:37:15.759
<v Speaker 1>this part right here is like really up. Yes, but

0:37:15.880 --> 0:37:17.920
<v Speaker 1>it's not like what your hand looks like. But that's

0:37:17.960 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 1>like a bubble, you know, like an air bubble. Maybe

0:37:20.760 --> 0:37:22.560
<v Speaker 1>her thumb is there. Oh wait, no it's not.

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:26.160
<v Speaker 3>No, sooner further on the hand, the hand looks bigger,

0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:28.239
<v Speaker 3>like these hands don't look like they match her.

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Actually, look at that and black is slimming colors shouldn't

0:37:31.040 --> 0:37:34.120
<v Speaker 1>look it looks she's missing a finger in this piece. Well,

0:37:34.160 --> 0:37:36.240
<v Speaker 1>you know famously a I don't know how to do hands,

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 1>but it's getting better at hands. His hand isn't as

0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:39.560
<v Speaker 1>bad as the hands used to be.

0:37:39.640 --> 0:37:41.560
<v Speaker 2>It was always like six fingers or two of the

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:44.359
<v Speaker 2>fingers were blended together and stuff. But this does look

0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:46.960
<v Speaker 2>like a random dude's it looks like a tattoo artist's

0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:48.440
<v Speaker 2>hand and they put it on her.

0:37:48.840 --> 0:37:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Also, her boots look bigger in the scrubs than the bikini.

0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:56.279
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't issue. I feel like it should. I feel

0:37:56.320 --> 0:37:58.239
<v Speaker 1>like they should look bigger in the bikini. Then no

0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:02.480
<v Speaker 1>better than a man. I'm no better than a mega Yeah,

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:04.600
<v Speaker 1>so colle girl.

0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:08.160
<v Speaker 2>On an Instagram account for Emily Sam posted photos of

0:38:08.239 --> 0:38:13.160
<v Speaker 2>her ice fishing, drinking cores lights, and shooting a gun

0:38:13.280 --> 0:38:16.360
<v Speaker 2>at the rifle range, with the captions like, if you

0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:20.720
<v Speaker 2>want a reason to unfollow, christ is king, abortion is murdered,

0:38:20.840 --> 0:38:23.440
<v Speaker 2>and all illegals must be deported.

0:38:23.640 --> 0:38:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's all the greatest hits right there. I know

0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:30.600
<v Speaker 1>that went viral right, triple platinum. She said. I am

0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:34.040
<v Speaker 1>a girl's girl. I will be hot, I won't talk.

0:38:34.320 --> 0:38:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm a biggie or like a man's girl, like I

0:38:38.560 --> 0:38:41.320
<v Speaker 1>ha drinking Miller's light. I know that pH balance is

0:38:41.400 --> 0:38:45.920
<v Speaker 1>off that snow right, yeah? Like, how are you in

0:38:46.000 --> 0:38:48.520
<v Speaker 1>the middle of like a frozen lake and you're wearing

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:51.239
<v Speaker 1>like a forever twenty one perss? They do it, though

0:38:51.360 --> 0:38:54.640
<v Speaker 1>they do it, They do that. Why will be in

0:38:54.680 --> 0:38:56.920
<v Speaker 1>the snow and a flip flop. Yeah, you know what,

0:38:57.239 --> 0:38:59.040
<v Speaker 1>I saw it in a labba. I swear to you.

0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:03.880
<v Speaker 1>They was in a puffer up top thongs in a bottle.

0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:05.759
<v Speaker 2>I think that's the equivalent of how like black people

0:39:05.880 --> 0:39:07.759
<v Speaker 2>like to stick one leg out of the covers at

0:39:07.840 --> 0:39:09.920
<v Speaker 2>night to keep the body temper regulated.

0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:12.040
<v Speaker 1>That's not a body thing. I don't know. I just

0:39:12.160 --> 0:39:13.520
<v Speaker 1>hear that we do. I know I do it.

0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:23.400
<v Speaker 2>You and you are Mexicanism. Okay, I can't take you.

0:39:26.640 --> 0:39:31.200
<v Speaker 2>I can't take them nowhere. So Sam was studying the

0:39:31.239 --> 0:39:34.480
<v Speaker 2>American mindset because remember he's from India, Like, so this

0:39:34.640 --> 0:39:37.279
<v Speaker 2>is not he's actually really nailing this ship for not

0:39:37.400 --> 0:39:39.600
<v Speaker 2>being from the country. He's never lived in the US.

0:39:39.880 --> 0:39:43.279
<v Speaker 2>And he became a student of the Maga audiology so

0:39:43.400 --> 0:39:45.920
<v Speaker 2>that he could write captions that were pro Christian, pro

0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Second Amendment, pro life, anti.

0:39:47.880 --> 0:39:55.319
<v Speaker 1>Abortion, anti woke an and and anti immigration.

0:39:55.840 --> 0:39:57.400
<v Speaker 2>Now, what I love about this is MAGA is such

0:39:57.440 --> 0:40:00.480
<v Speaker 2>an easy study because like I feel like and what

0:40:00.600 --> 0:40:05.439
<v Speaker 2>they do is it's always miracle flag burr, hate the hate,

0:40:05.520 --> 0:40:08.359
<v Speaker 2>the make the libs cry, Like it's like it's such

0:40:08.360 --> 0:40:11.360
<v Speaker 2>a script where nobody's even saying or doing anything different.

0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:13.920
<v Speaker 2>But you know what, this showing up on somebody's homepage

0:40:14.480 --> 0:40:16.320
<v Speaker 2>or they're you know what, I mean, their search page.

0:40:17.000 --> 0:40:19.680
<v Speaker 2>You know they smashing that like button. Oh hell, they

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:21.920
<v Speaker 2>smashing that, and now they're on her page. And now

0:40:22.000 --> 0:40:25.520
<v Speaker 2>that's how this like, because it works, he said. Sam said,

0:40:25.560 --> 0:40:28.959
<v Speaker 2>every real I posted was getting three million views, five

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:30.920
<v Speaker 2>million views, ten million views.

0:40:31.200 --> 0:40:34.919
<v Speaker 1>The algorithm loved it. Damn, let me change my caption. Damn.

0:40:35.480 --> 0:40:37.920
<v Speaker 1>You know what, girl, you got a Michael Jackson and

0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:40.440
<v Speaker 1>you hadn't changed my mind avatar.

0:40:40.640 --> 0:40:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I wan't do this ethically, but maybe I could just

0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:45.960
<v Speaker 2>go in the app and like photoshop my photos to

0:40:46.040 --> 0:40:48.360
<v Speaker 2>make me look like a white page where I'm a

0:40:48.440 --> 0:40:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Macha white lady, and then get my money.

0:40:50.480 --> 0:40:54.640
<v Speaker 1>Up over there. I could see that, actually, you look

0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:57.319
<v Speaker 1>like Michael Jackson. Nah, I can feel like I get

0:40:57.360 --> 0:41:00.520
<v Speaker 1>the color right because I'm gon do it in an

0:41:00.520 --> 0:41:03.040
<v Speaker 1>app right, and you don't think the app is gonna

0:41:03.040 --> 0:41:08.320
<v Speaker 1>get it wrong. I'm gonna do manually. Okay, manually, I don't.

0:41:08.120 --> 0:41:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Make sure I'll miss no spots. Listen, we'll work through this.

0:41:10.320 --> 0:41:11.680
<v Speaker 2>But I think this is a good strategy.

0:41:11.760 --> 0:41:14.160
<v Speaker 1>The way she's sitting, it's definitely looking like I also

0:41:14.280 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 1>peg you right, Yeah, and they like that.

0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:19.440
<v Speaker 3>I love that.

0:41:20.719 --> 0:41:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Within a month, Emily Hart had more than ten thousand

0:41:23.280 --> 0:41:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Instagram followers, many of whom also subscribe to her soft

0:41:27.480 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 2>core AI generated content on the only fans competitor fan View.

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:36.480
<v Speaker 1>What the hell is that? The t move only fan

0:41:40.320 --> 0:41:45.400
<v Speaker 1>fan view only fans, no fan view and it's the

0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:51.320
<v Speaker 1>only fan doupe. Yeah, they wrong for that.

0:41:51.719 --> 0:41:55.160
<v Speaker 2>So only Fans requires AI disclosure and creators need to

0:41:55.200 --> 0:41:57.160
<v Speaker 2>authenticate their identity before joining.

0:41:57.239 --> 0:42:00.759
<v Speaker 1>But fan room come as you are.

0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Said, we ain't never gonna ask you to pick out

0:42:05.920 --> 0:42:07.040
<v Speaker 2>the stoplights in the photo.

0:42:07.200 --> 0:42:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's from an ass, not a be. AI stands

0:42:11.120 --> 0:42:12.719
<v Speaker 1>for anybody he need sin.

0:42:17.040 --> 0:42:21.880
<v Speaker 2>So the profitability of Emily's posts basically they weren't posted

0:42:21.960 --> 0:42:24.720
<v Speaker 2>as AI generated, of course, and Sam says he couldn't

0:42:24.800 --> 0:42:28.960
<v Speaker 2>monetize her account on Instagram itself, of course, but from

0:42:29.000 --> 0:42:29.640
<v Speaker 2>other outlets.

0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Sam estimated he was making a few thousand dollars a month.

0:42:32.520 --> 0:42:35.440
<v Speaker 2>He used GROQUEI damn he used it every he destroying

0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:39.919
<v Speaker 2>the planet h as in Memphis. So he was using

0:42:39.960 --> 0:42:43.200
<v Speaker 2>groc too to generate nude photos of Emily and upload

0:42:43.280 --> 0:42:46.640
<v Speaker 2>them to fan rew with fans sending him payments for

0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:50.600
<v Speaker 2>exclusive content and exchanging messages. So he said he was

0:42:50.640 --> 0:42:52.880
<v Speaker 2>making a few thousand a month and in India this this,

0:42:53.200 --> 0:42:55.400
<v Speaker 2>you know, for the wage there that was that was

0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:59.520
<v Speaker 2>a good amount of money. Also, he is using the

0:42:59.600 --> 0:43:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Instagra grand followers to drive traffic to the fan frew,

0:43:03.960 --> 0:43:05.960
<v Speaker 2>which is what a lot of only fans people do.

0:43:06.080 --> 0:43:08.320
<v Speaker 2>They'll use Twitter or they'll use or I call it,

0:43:08.440 --> 0:43:11.200
<v Speaker 2>did Mama call me Twitter? Or they'll use Instagram or

0:43:11.239 --> 0:43:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Snapchat or whatever to drive fans to the content that's

0:43:14.680 --> 0:43:15.480
<v Speaker 2>behind the paywall.

0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:19.520
<v Speaker 1>So he says that he made a few thousand dollars.

0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:21.799
<v Speaker 2>On the account in a few days, though he did

0:43:21.880 --> 0:43:23.880
<v Speaker 2>not enjoy the interactive aspect.

0:43:24.040 --> 0:43:27.320
<v Speaker 1>He lying, he come on, now, I know he was

0:43:27.360 --> 0:43:28.560
<v Speaker 1>from like a bad bitch.

0:43:28.760 --> 0:43:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Was like.

0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he said, you know it's one of two figure

0:43:39.840 --> 0:43:50.479
<v Speaker 1>some real fashion. He's like you, he said, he said,

0:43:50.480 --> 0:43:53.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm conceded. I got a reason you can show mama

0:43:53.960 --> 0:43:54.520
<v Speaker 1>with that mouth.

0:43:58.080 --> 0:44:00.520
<v Speaker 2>He said, once a guy send him a video with

0:44:00.719 --> 0:44:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Emily's nude on a tablet on a pillow, and he

0:44:04.640 --> 0:44:07.880
<v Speaker 2>was basically recording himself fucking the pillow.

0:44:08.400 --> 0:44:12.399
<v Speaker 1>Wait. It was incredibly weird, but he said, But Sam

0:44:12.440 --> 0:44:13.879
<v Speaker 1>says he sent me a fifty dollars tip.

0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:16.400
<v Speaker 2>So I was like, okay, do what you want shifty

0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:17.920
<v Speaker 2>dollars for me to watch you have sex with a

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:20.120
<v Speaker 2>pillow and an iPad. I feel like it should be

0:44:20.200 --> 0:44:22.839
<v Speaker 2>a lot. I had money, you got a little bit more.

0:44:22.920 --> 0:44:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Come up off that bridge.

0:44:24.000 --> 0:44:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, can we get like at least two hundred because

0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:28.600
<v Speaker 1>I gotta watch it. Yeah, you couldn't mind it. You

0:44:28.680 --> 0:44:30.440
<v Speaker 1>could have done this by yourself because he's trying to

0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:33.000
<v Speaker 1>be in you. You're trying to be a pillow.

0:44:36.280 --> 0:44:39.319
<v Speaker 2>Sam also sold MAGA themed T shirts. One T shirt

0:44:39.400 --> 0:44:44.959
<v Speaker 2>said PTSD, which meant pretty tired of stupid Democrats.

0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a bardle.

0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:52.759
<v Speaker 2>That's how you know you're not real Maga America because

0:44:52.760 --> 0:44:56.000
<v Speaker 2>they don't come up with nothing cool merch.

0:44:55.920 --> 0:44:59.360
<v Speaker 1>Trash on this side. Yeah, this is some lipstrong PTSD

0:44:59.600 --> 0:45:01.960
<v Speaker 1>break Sam.

0:45:02.080 --> 0:45:04.680
<v Speaker 2>You on, you really study them and you elevated them

0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 2>now grocked it de rock. Sam said that with fan

0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:12.600
<v Speaker 2>root and T shirts, he was making more than people

0:45:12.680 --> 0:45:15.640
<v Speaker 2>with professional jobs that like they usually would make. An

0:45:15.680 --> 0:45:19.520
<v Speaker 2>Indian Emily Hart is one of those like AI generated

0:45:19.600 --> 0:45:22.719
<v Speaker 2>hot Girl Maga influencers on social media thanks to young

0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:26.560
<v Speaker 2>tech scammers that Sam is capitalizing off of. Like the

0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:30.920
<v Speaker 2>pro Trump sentiment, the AI influencers are usually white and blonde,

0:45:31.320 --> 0:45:37.600
<v Speaker 2>with jobs as emergency responders, cops, firefighters, or EMTs. They

0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:40.719
<v Speaker 2>also incorporate right wing views in all their content, from

0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:45.040
<v Speaker 2>immigration to epstein to pronouns while posing in American flag

0:45:45.120 --> 0:45:47.320
<v Speaker 2>bikinis or maga hats or both.

0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:50.880
<v Speaker 1>And I didn't like that. Apparently the demo is like

0:45:51.120 --> 0:45:54.880
<v Speaker 1>all like helpers, because that really be the truth, and

0:45:54.960 --> 0:45:56.160
<v Speaker 1>it is, he's not lying.

0:45:56.239 --> 0:45:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes people get in the healthcare industry because they want power,

0:46:00.320 --> 0:46:00.799
<v Speaker 2>not to help.

0:46:00.840 --> 0:46:02.920
<v Speaker 1>They want to have power over you in your weakest moment.

0:46:03.160 --> 0:46:05.520
<v Speaker 1>It's a real thing. This the nurse to cop pipeline,

0:46:06.160 --> 0:46:09.399
<v Speaker 1>like the asshole of the cop to nurse. That's how

0:46:09.480 --> 0:46:12.840
<v Speaker 1>to go. Jyce. Well that they don't have any skills,

0:46:13.000 --> 0:46:15.360
<v Speaker 1>that's just that's why. But you don't really need skills

0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:17.320
<v Speaker 1>to be a cop. No, you don't. There's no.

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:20.160
<v Speaker 2>Actually, sometimes if you take the police examine, you're like

0:46:20.200 --> 0:46:22.360
<v Speaker 2>a little too like independent thinking.

0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:24.520
<v Speaker 1>You won't get in. No, they won't.

0:46:24.560 --> 0:46:28.720
<v Speaker 2>Soldiers and associated to soldiers, there's lot of smart soldiers.

0:46:28.719 --> 0:46:30.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, like in the sense of like they

0:46:30.600 --> 0:46:34.239
<v Speaker 2>want you to hide mind. So part of the reason

0:46:34.320 --> 0:46:36.759
<v Speaker 2>that these accounts work so well is how few real

0:46:37.000 --> 0:46:40.040
<v Speaker 2>young women are in the MAGA community. Eighteen to twenty

0:46:40.120 --> 0:46:43.879
<v Speaker 2>nine year old women are overwhelmingly liberal. Sam did try

0:46:43.920 --> 0:46:46.680
<v Speaker 2>to create a liberal counterpart for Emily's Instagram, but she

0:46:46.760 --> 0:46:50.080
<v Speaker 2>didn't last long. Democrats could spot the AI and didn't

0:46:50.120 --> 0:46:51.400
<v Speaker 2>engage with the account.

0:46:52.080 --> 0:46:57.160
<v Speaker 3>Smart is this aar Yeah, to ask that question feels

0:46:57.280 --> 0:46:57.960
<v Speaker 3>very Democrat.

0:46:58.920 --> 0:47:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Also, I feel like the playbook of the Republicans is

0:47:02.040 --> 0:47:02.600
<v Speaker 1>so easy.

0:47:02.719 --> 0:47:04.480
<v Speaker 2>They have a few buzzwords that they stick to and

0:47:04.520 --> 0:47:06.560
<v Speaker 2>they don't really deviate if you come over to the

0:47:06.600 --> 0:47:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Democratic side, but you go get into a whole lot

0:47:08.960 --> 0:47:09.520
<v Speaker 2>of jargon that.

0:47:09.600 --> 0:47:10.520
<v Speaker 1>She ain't seen before.

0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:14.760
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be some intersectionality here, some affordable housing keys,

0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:19.640
<v Speaker 2>some income disparity. There's little hard you can't just come

0:47:19.680 --> 0:47:22.000
<v Speaker 2>over and be like own the Reps, Like, we're not

0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:22.800
<v Speaker 2>gonna love that.

0:47:23.080 --> 0:47:23.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, damn.

0:47:24.840 --> 0:47:28.840
<v Speaker 2>So Trump himself fell for it when he reposted the

0:47:28.920 --> 0:47:32.279
<v Speaker 2>fake Swifties for Trump on True Social during the twenty

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:35.279
<v Speaker 2>twenty four campaign. And I remember that he always posting

0:47:35.320 --> 0:47:36.720
<v Speaker 2>a guy though, So I'm even ridicular.

0:47:37.160 --> 0:47:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, said I love these things. They look like real pictures.

0:47:40.080 --> 0:47:42.120
<v Speaker 2>They gave me as when he posted himself as God

0:47:42.160 --> 0:47:43.960
<v Speaker 2>and he was like, no, that's me as a doctor.

0:47:44.880 --> 0:47:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Jus a doctor here. I'm like, they're you literally praying

0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:49.480
<v Speaker 1>around you in this photo.

0:47:49.680 --> 0:47:53.400
<v Speaker 2>Also, you're not a doctor, You're a domat. So it

0:47:53.520 --> 0:47:55.120
<v Speaker 2>still wouldn't make sense, sir.

0:47:55.520 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 1>You know he got an android. His whole vibe is

0:47:58.160 --> 0:48:02.239
<v Speaker 1>andrew the pictures out better. He posted from the head. Yeah,

0:48:02.680 --> 0:48:06.880
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, you know his he probably gotta scroll the

0:48:06.920 --> 0:48:07.760
<v Speaker 1>spell a word.

0:48:07.760 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:48:08.200 --> 0:48:10.239
<v Speaker 1>You know he's got a Dell laptop. He's he don't

0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:11.359
<v Speaker 1>have an Apple at all.

0:48:15.120 --> 0:48:23.319
<v Speaker 2>Not delate to Magaine down. It's a Mega Magadell didn't

0:48:23.360 --> 0:48:25.880
<v Speaker 2>get into Testla and he was like, it's all computer.

0:48:27.800 --> 0:48:31.759
<v Speaker 1>Everything's computer. Ater.

0:48:32.000 --> 0:48:36.880
<v Speaker 2>No, we should put Trump in a way moo police

0:48:36.960 --> 0:48:38.239
<v Speaker 2>because you know they don't know how to use the

0:48:38.280 --> 0:48:39.760
<v Speaker 2>guns in a flood.

0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:41.960
<v Speaker 1>And see if the WAYMO can get around.

0:48:44.719 --> 0:48:46.880
<v Speaker 2>What I said, put him in a way moo because

0:48:46.880 --> 0:48:48.960
<v Speaker 2>the assassins that the shooters don't shoot.

0:48:49.640 --> 0:48:52.040
<v Speaker 1>They hired them shooters. They're not even having it.

0:48:52.160 --> 0:48:54.759
<v Speaker 2>They heard them from Craigslist too, but they don't want

0:48:54.840 --> 0:48:56.800
<v Speaker 2>them to land an these shots they hiring them for

0:48:56.880 --> 0:48:59.960
<v Speaker 2>sympathy every time. It's like, it's are so fucking love

0:49:00.320 --> 0:49:02.759
<v Speaker 2>that the White House Correspondence Dinner had to be an

0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:06.359
<v Speaker 2>excuse for them to let in now scheme, why only

0:49:06.360 --> 0:49:11.959
<v Speaker 2>getting the actors from back page backstage? Yes, page also

0:49:12.520 --> 0:49:16.600
<v Speaker 2>can't be a little bit more desperateless misconnection.

0:49:17.440 --> 0:49:19.160
<v Speaker 1>He would be sending me stepping backstage.

0:49:19.160 --> 0:49:24.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, no, baby, I haven't yet.

0:49:24.040 --> 0:49:24.640
<v Speaker 1>For your skick.

0:49:24.840 --> 0:49:29.680
<v Speaker 3>No no, no, no, no, I'm good kids, background background,

0:49:30.160 --> 0:49:31.479
<v Speaker 3>I'm okay, but we all.

0:49:31.360 --> 0:49:35.080
<v Speaker 1>Got to start somewhere the Yeah.

0:49:35.480 --> 0:49:38.439
<v Speaker 2>But no, And this makes sense because the approval ratings

0:49:38.480 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 2>were ship. It's the White House Correspondence Dinner. They set

0:49:40.760 --> 0:49:42.640
<v Speaker 2>that man up. I don't think that was a real shooting,

0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:45.919
<v Speaker 2>and he didn't injure anybody. Everybody was moving too slow

0:49:46.000 --> 0:49:49.200
<v Speaker 2>and too chill for like a shooting. And then immediately

0:49:49.280 --> 0:49:51.040
<v Speaker 2>he does a press conference that night talking about this

0:49:51.160 --> 0:49:53.560
<v Speaker 2>is why we need the White House and like, how

0:49:53.640 --> 0:49:56.239
<v Speaker 2>does that that's how you that's how you promote in

0:49:56.320 --> 0:49:58.680
<v Speaker 2>the ballroom because he wants to use taxpayer dollars for it.

0:49:58.719 --> 0:50:01.160
<v Speaker 2>To remember, his whole campaign about the ballroom was that

0:50:01.239 --> 0:50:04.120
<v Speaker 2>he was getting private donor money. Then all of a sudden,

0:50:04.360 --> 0:50:07.040
<v Speaker 2>a stage shooting happens, and then immediately after he's on

0:50:07.120 --> 0:50:08.680
<v Speaker 2>a podium talking about how we need.

0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Pay for the ballroom.

0:50:10.040 --> 0:50:12.560
<v Speaker 2>The judge said, we don't have to, like something about

0:50:12.719 --> 0:50:16.120
<v Speaker 2>unless it's a national security risk, the ballroom don't need

0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:21.120
<v Speaker 2>to be completed. So then happened, and he's like security risk.

0:50:21.280 --> 0:50:23.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean, how do we have a black ass president

0:50:23.120 --> 0:50:24.960
<v Speaker 2>for two terms? And I'm sure there were some like

0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:27.480
<v Speaker 2>attempts on his life that were like obviously covered up,

0:50:27.640 --> 0:50:29.920
<v Speaker 2>but how do you have three public attempts in your

0:50:29.960 --> 0:50:30.440
<v Speaker 2>second term?

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Didn't have any of the first.

0:50:32.480 --> 0:50:34.640
<v Speaker 2>I think he realized like every time this scam was

0:50:34.719 --> 0:50:36.200
<v Speaker 2>kind of working a little bit. He was like, Okay,

0:50:36.239 --> 0:50:37.080
<v Speaker 2>they mad about.

0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:37.560
<v Speaker 1>All the ear thing.

0:50:37.640 --> 0:50:40.040
<v Speaker 2>First of all, you knew it was when they tried

0:50:40.040 --> 0:50:41.439
<v Speaker 2>to get him out of there and he was trying

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:42.840
<v Speaker 2>to hit a poles.

0:50:43.200 --> 0:50:44.160
<v Speaker 1>He said, get the shot.

0:50:44.400 --> 0:50:47.080
<v Speaker 2>Did you see the angle where you see the photographers

0:50:47.239 --> 0:50:49.400
<v Speaker 2>running over as the shootings happening, so they can make

0:50:49.440 --> 0:50:51.000
<v Speaker 2>sure they get that flick off And then it's like

0:50:51.040 --> 0:50:53.440
<v Speaker 2>a little bit of ketchup coming across his face like

0:50:53.520 --> 0:50:56.839
<v Speaker 2>this from the ear. Yeah, So they had other they

0:50:56.920 --> 0:51:00.760
<v Speaker 2>had other fake magababes. You know they other fake mag whatever,

0:51:01.320 --> 0:51:05.800
<v Speaker 2>So they're multiplying now. Washington Post article flagged the rise

0:51:06.360 --> 0:51:10.840
<v Speaker 2>in of like Jessica Foster, a leggy, blonde Army service

0:51:10.920 --> 0:51:14.360
<v Speaker 2>member who went virus or posting a selfie with Trump

0:51:14.520 --> 0:51:17.000
<v Speaker 2>and putin that looks fake as.

0:51:16.880 --> 0:51:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the legs don't match everything else. It's like a.

0:51:19.680 --> 0:51:23.480
<v Speaker 2>BBO four picture, Like they're not even what your legs

0:51:23.560 --> 0:51:26.319
<v Speaker 2>don't match. She's not going where he's going. Where are

0:51:26.360 --> 0:51:29.000
<v Speaker 2>they walking towards? I will say one thing though, they

0:51:29.080 --> 0:51:31.840
<v Speaker 2>did get the wind right, because the wind seems to

0:51:31.880 --> 0:51:34.000
<v Speaker 2>be blown in the same direction her hair and his

0:51:34.280 --> 0:51:34.880
<v Speaker 2>coat tail.

0:51:35.160 --> 0:51:37.640
<v Speaker 1>It's just going straight back since I could have done that. Yeah,

0:51:37.760 --> 0:51:38.320
<v Speaker 1>that's true.

0:51:38.440 --> 0:51:40.680
<v Speaker 3>The legs is given a woman who's biracial, though, I

0:51:40.760 --> 0:51:44.480
<v Speaker 3>will say, like it got some shade that's just like Titan. Yes,

0:51:45.000 --> 0:51:47.200
<v Speaker 3>she has tights on, but tightson gives you shape like that,

0:51:47.480 --> 0:51:49.000
<v Speaker 3>like the there's thigh meat there.

0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:52.480
<v Speaker 1>You think they're gonna give hot dog.

0:51:52.400 --> 0:51:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Leg Oh yeah, as someone who's had to don this

0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:02.759
<v Speaker 2>military a form on television, that skirt is way too

0:52:02.840 --> 0:52:03.560
<v Speaker 2>fucking short.

0:52:04.280 --> 0:52:06.600
<v Speaker 1>That she got it from pretty little thing like this ags.

0:52:06.920 --> 0:52:09.400
<v Speaker 1>This is not or ac is rather this is not it?

0:52:09.719 --> 0:52:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Like it would definitely be real close to her kneed.

0:52:12.600 --> 0:52:15.680
<v Speaker 1>That's the fashion of a costume of that, Like, I know,

0:52:15.840 --> 0:52:18.720
<v Speaker 1>I know my kind right, Like why y'all hot pocket

0:52:18.760 --> 0:52:21.319
<v Speaker 1>Finna be out in the military dress? Be for real?

0:52:21.920 --> 0:52:23.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure if we even zoomed in on the patches,

0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:25.880
<v Speaker 2>if you could tell that those aren't real, like you know,

0:52:26.120 --> 0:52:30.120
<v Speaker 2>decoration patches. And like she's also been taking photos she

0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:34.120
<v Speaker 2>this Ai thing with Trump and putin her Instagram account

0:52:34.200 --> 0:52:36.560
<v Speaker 2>was clearly fake, but it garnered more than a million

0:52:36.760 --> 0:52:41.840
<v Speaker 2>followers in just over four months. Jessica started promoting feet

0:52:42.000 --> 0:52:46.239
<v Speaker 2>fish and now the account has been taken down. But

0:52:46.400 --> 0:52:49.319
<v Speaker 2>don't worry, Jessica Foster has joined.

0:52:49.360 --> 0:52:55.399
<v Speaker 1>Fan vood you can steal a booha yes Ai.

0:52:55.920 --> 0:53:02.040
<v Speaker 2>Another popular account was Mayflower Mommy thirteen That's so much,

0:53:02.719 --> 0:53:05.880
<v Speaker 2>and it featured brief photos of a brunette woman and

0:53:05.920 --> 0:53:06.279
<v Speaker 2>I love.

0:53:06.239 --> 0:53:11.520
<v Speaker 3>How Mayflower like Christopher Columbus bitch. Now now they're gone

0:53:11.560 --> 0:53:11.880
<v Speaker 3>too far.

0:53:12.200 --> 0:53:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Also, if you're.

0:53:13.440 --> 0:53:15.880
<v Speaker 2>Gonna say y'all original, y'all belong here, how are you

0:53:15.960 --> 0:53:17.960
<v Speaker 2>gonna site the boat that brought your bitch ass over?

0:53:18.120 --> 0:53:22.719
<v Speaker 1>Okay, but they're like we the first they were like,

0:53:22.760 --> 0:53:29.719
<v Speaker 1>we got shotgun, we got your friends. They said we

0:53:29.960 --> 0:53:30.160
<v Speaker 1>was the.

0:53:30.239 --> 0:53:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Quakers band, right, we were the original colonizers. Therefore they

0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:36.759
<v Speaker 2>say Pocahontas, and the wanted us here.

0:53:37.120 --> 0:53:40.439
<v Speaker 1>They loved us. I asked for us. Yeah. I took

0:53:40.480 --> 0:53:43.120
<v Speaker 1>a tour in Hawaii and on the road to Hannah,

0:53:43.440 --> 0:53:44.319
<v Speaker 1>there was a tour we had.

0:53:44.400 --> 0:53:47.680
<v Speaker 2>It was like a private car, and so this cute

0:53:47.680 --> 0:53:49.600
<v Speaker 2>little white man had a speaker headset on and he

0:53:49.719 --> 0:53:51.040
<v Speaker 2>was just giving us the history and pointing out the

0:53:51.080 --> 0:53:53.000
<v Speaker 2>water fountains and pointing out the trees and all the shit. Right,

0:53:53.400 --> 0:53:55.719
<v Speaker 2>But during it too, he was like trying to get

0:53:55.760 --> 0:53:57.480
<v Speaker 2>like a little history. And some of the history would

0:53:57.480 --> 0:53:59.800
<v Speaker 2>be about the landscape, the volcanoes and things that happened.

0:54:00.040 --> 0:54:02.360
<v Speaker 2>But sometimes he would be like, yes, and the Hawaiian

0:54:02.480 --> 0:54:05.920
<v Speaker 2>natives believed that a god would show up as a white.

0:54:05.719 --> 0:54:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Man on a ship.

0:54:06.960 --> 0:54:12.120
<v Speaker 2>And we were like, hey, the Hawaiian natives, I see

0:54:12.120 --> 0:54:13.880
<v Speaker 2>none of that in Malwana. Yeah, we're gonna have to

0:54:13.920 --> 0:54:16.279
<v Speaker 2>stop you right there. Hey, I'm gonna let you finish,

0:54:16.400 --> 0:54:18.799
<v Speaker 2>but please, I've actually got We did not let him finish,

0:54:19.320 --> 0:54:20.719
<v Speaker 2>Like do you see this black ass car?

0:54:21.120 --> 0:54:23.239
<v Speaker 1>You do please, a lot of us don't give us

0:54:23.280 --> 0:54:27.000
<v Speaker 1>with this, Walt Disney. This was the tour guy. Yes, yes,

0:54:27.320 --> 0:54:28.840
<v Speaker 1>but it was like a private tour. So we were

0:54:28.960 --> 0:54:30.680
<v Speaker 1>just in like a big suv and he had on

0:54:30.719 --> 0:54:32.520
<v Speaker 1>a little headstd. He was driving us up the road

0:54:32.600 --> 0:54:35.200
<v Speaker 1>to Hannah. And who would play him in a movie? Oh? Lord,

0:54:35.800 --> 0:54:38.600
<v Speaker 1>who would play him in a movie? Oh damn? I

0:54:38.760 --> 0:54:40.279
<v Speaker 1>know who it would be, but I do not know

0:54:40.400 --> 0:54:42.080
<v Speaker 1>his name, and it's no point in trying now when

0:54:42.200 --> 0:54:48.319
<v Speaker 1>maybe like an older lumpier Jack Black. Yeah, girl, that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a native to Hawaii. He looked, he was, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's Jack Black. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I'm but like a worst like I think

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Black is a fine looking man. Yes, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>saying like a I'm talking to build and like like

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<v Speaker 2>an orter, like you know, like an older order.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do that to my orders what they do to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Take that back and la see, if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>make that joke, you have to pay dollars. You're right,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't paid my dues to make that joke. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so may flowermmmy thirteen. This account featured brief videos of

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<v Speaker 2>a brunette woman in a car or in her kitchen

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<v Speaker 2>looking flirty with captions like if this American flag emoji

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<v Speaker 2>is your pride flag, I want to be friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's mecca. When you said this, I was like, if

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<v Speaker 1>this wore were mad, if this maga was mine, this

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<v Speaker 1>was my.

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<v Speaker 3>Woo.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, though, that caption is like kind of

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<v Speaker 2>fired because Macca capsules don't be that spicy, like if

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<v Speaker 2>this and then the American flag emoji is.

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<v Speaker 1>Your pride flag like proud mercing. Okay, I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it, but I'm saying like this is

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<v Speaker 1>better than what they used to be. Coming up with

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<v Speaker 1>the caption is definitely catchy for sure. Yeah, so r

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<v Speaker 1>I p Emily Hart.

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<v Speaker 2>In February, Emily's account was officially banned after Instagram flagged

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<v Speaker 2>it for fraudulent activity, though her Facebook account is still active.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, her Facebook account is still active. Facebook can

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<v Speaker 2>stop doing no crimes, so Sam says even if her

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<v Speaker 2>account had not been banned, he probably would have stopped

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<v Speaker 2>posting anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>He has no regrets, but he says that he needs

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<v Speaker 1>to focus more on his studies. Yeah, what happens to him?

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<v Speaker 1>Bones you was trying to cut on He totally misupplied

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<v Speaker 1>he's I feel like he has plenty of money.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, yeah, he said, if he were still in the

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<v Speaker 2>AI slop Grifter game. He believes that pro Nazi pro

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<v Speaker 2>hitler content has been getting especially high engagement on platforms

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<v Speaker 2>like Real and AI Hot Girl Nazi influencers would do

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<v Speaker 2>huge numbers now he made projections.

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<v Speaker 1>All of this sounds like that's how you know you

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<v Speaker 1>can't connect.

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<v Speaker 2>With humanity when y'all are literally over here jerking it

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<v Speaker 2>to some pixels, to some zeros and some ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, well, y'all you know how they do. But see

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<v Speaker 1>they be one of the like, well, the normal freakies.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not shipping you're young, but the normal freakies want

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<v Speaker 2>to engage with a real person because they're trying to like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, hold up today's newspaper, baby and tell me

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<v Speaker 2>you miss my smile, you know, like they were they

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<v Speaker 2>using they medicaid, they're using the their the pension to

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<v Speaker 2>pay for this, and they're like, look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>She looks like you know what I mean, Yeah, weird shit.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was just twenty years younger, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like I'm gonna say, I like this, the scam

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<v Speaker 2>sam for you because anytime we're drifting the fascist like period.

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<v Speaker 2>Take their money, take more of it. Honestly, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know why Instagram banded. I want them to be draining

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<v Speaker 2>their resources so they can't you by us.

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<v Speaker 1>But somehow they keep getting money like it never it

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<v Speaker 1>never so strong, you know. Yeah thatstment, Yes, it's inmbeztlementment.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the PPP loans. They still got that PPP money

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<v Speaker 1>left over. Yeah, yeah, like they really only sent like

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<v Speaker 1>the rappers to jail for the pp Yeah, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like so many people in Atlanta. But hey, have you

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<v Speaker 1>tried Missouri?

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<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, no, they don't got to keep her PPP

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<v Speaker 2>like look at her cloy cars. Got to keep her PPP.

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<v Speaker 2>PPP for the cloud, guess for companies?

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<v Speaker 1>What companies? Because she had to cube the companies afloat

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, she got good American. She did it

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<v Speaker 1>because the Emma Grady girl. Weren't they together?

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<v Speaker 2>All I know is that KMK, I mean, Chloe K

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<v Speaker 2>has some PPP lows and they were forgiven.

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<v Speaker 1>Forget She's not the only one. Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I wake up many days a week and my only

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<v Speaker 2>regret in life is that I didn't get a PPP loan.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually I am glad you did, because they would

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<v Speaker 1>hold your black ass away. I don't know. I would

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<v Speaker 1>to use grock to figure out how to get out

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<v Speaker 1>of that. No marine, you would have. You would have

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<v Speaker 1>took an edible and been like, y'all they should have

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<v Speaker 1>never gave me no money. I'm like, I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>The catcher would be if this is your pride flag

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<v Speaker 2>and money emoji they did with me, Yeah, no, Maria,

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<v Speaker 2>whole social media we used to give shoe in court.

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<v Speaker 2>They'd be like, here we got you flexed. You're rolling

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<v Speaker 2>around in money right here and it says p P

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<v Speaker 2>P bitches.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we look at your search history and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like groc how to do ppe fraud? I would do.

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<v Speaker 2>I would search for that in invisible b I can't

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<v Speaker 2>see you invisible now.

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<v Speaker 1>She would have been in a pile of money, like

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<v Speaker 1>had the money on the course at that me sneezing into.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll be like there will be signs hashtag wait till

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<v Speaker 2>I start my mega account. I'm not gonna be able

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<v Speaker 2>tell me nothing, gonna get a pepp, get.

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<v Speaker 1>Me a nurses.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we could really put some sauce on it. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>we promise we only do it for a month. We

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<v Speaker 2>want to get and it's only this sake. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>a grift of grifters. We're just trying to rob a hood,

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<v Speaker 2>rubbing it out hood. I don't know, I try to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, see what he was going. I appreciate we

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<v Speaker 1>support you.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people catch it at a moment. Well, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>guys so much for being here today. It's always a

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<v Speaker 2>treat to see your faces. We got to do a

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<v Speaker 2>double feature because I want to be on mess too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're great on it. I can't wait to listen to

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<v Speaker 2>this episode and see all the stuff you got out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be so much. It looks like fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah we did they.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, yeah, it's really quiet over there. We didn't say

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<v Speaker 2>not one thing. Episode it was. It was Sidney even

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<v Speaker 2>in the room. See that's the curse that we you

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<v Speaker 2>be doing stand up getting for the room too. Made

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<v Speaker 2>everybody smile and here today, and that's what matters.

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<v Speaker 1>None of them once. Yeah, I'll go some times. Absolutely so.

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<v Speaker 2>We always ask some of this podcast, but would you

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<v Speaker 2>like to be found in these socials?

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously the podcasts, all of those things.

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<v Speaker 1>Very soon? You know we out here trying to help

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<v Speaker 1>the single people figure out what's wrong with them. Help me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll talk. Lacy. You know why do you have an

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<v Speaker 1>American flag? But because you can start there, that is

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<v Speaker 1>why she said. As always, you can find me a

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<v Speaker 1>D I B A l A C I DA LAC

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<v Speaker 1>on all platforms.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see all the wonderful photos of very very

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<v Speaker 2>real maga women at Scam got his pod on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can get my book anywhere your books are

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<v Speaker 2>sold Scam Goddess, and you can watch Scam Goddess the

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<v Speaker 2>first season on Hulu.

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<v Speaker 1>I might have some news for y'all soon. And you

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<v Speaker 1>can watch the first few seasons of Going Dutch on

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<v Speaker 1>get out there and stay fan woo.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all a my fan, follow me on fan Boo Dam Goddess.

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<v Speaker 2>Scam got his Stars and It's hosted by me, Lacey

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<v Speaker 2>Mosley aka Scam Goddess. Our producer is Jessica sis Neros

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<v Speaker 2>and our audio engineer is Rich Garcia. Research for the

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<v Speaker 2>show is conducted by Kate Doyle, Stay Skimming