Speaker 1: Wake that ass up in the morning Breakfast Club, go
Speaker 1: to hell, greased up like a first damn school, and
Speaker 1: she's ladies.
Speaker 2: She don't even no introduction.
Speaker 1: She has came in FI.
Speaker 3: Good morning and season.
Speaker 4: Forour the miss Past showing b E T plus thank.
Speaker 3: You keeping the lights on that b T you hear me.
Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all keep lying on me. Tyler
Speaker 1: parents over the I'm just over the sweeping the floor.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forget Tyler.
Speaker 1: Well, I just say past sweeping the floor. But I'm
Speaker 1: glad to be season four. I'm glad. Are you feeling
Speaker 1: I'm feeling great. I'm feeling great. I'm just doing TV
Speaker 1: and I'm doing a tour. I'm starting my second theater
Speaker 1: tour called Hide and Flashy Go sell tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Why Flashy.
Speaker 1: Because I'm grown? Why because I'm hiding flash why'd you
Speaker 1: greased up like a coming walking up here? Looking like
Speaker 1: a walking walk here? You look like a deal don't
Speaker 1: oh my god, breathe up like I don't do deal thoughs.
Speaker 1: But keep talking. I don't need them fake but eyelashes
Speaker 1: in a wig.
Speaker 3: What makes the show so successful Because.
Speaker 1: It's truthful, people can relate to it. You know, it's
Speaker 1: the first time. It's the first time somebody like me
Speaker 1: ever being on TV to say what real people are thinking.
Speaker 1: You know, we seen all the moms before who played mama,
Speaker 1: who did great jobs, but you always say that ain't
Speaker 1: my mom, that ain't have my aunt talked to me.
Speaker 1: And I think when they put my big, crazy black
Speaker 1: behind on TV, I was able to I gave the
Speaker 1: people a voice that never had a voice on TV before.
Speaker 1: So that's all. And that when people come home and
Speaker 1: tell me all the time the things that we dig into,
Speaker 1: you know, we dig into chime less station, abortion, felling,
Speaker 1: everything that real people go through in life or know
Speaker 1: somebody who went through in life. So I think that's
Speaker 1: why people love the show.
Speaker 3: But it's a comedy.
Speaker 1: It is a don't you laugh watch it because I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna say until you'll read your book, so don't lie.
Speaker 1: I ain't read. I read my own book one time
Speaker 1: because they paid me. People dog my behind it. You
Speaker 1: read slow. I was getting paid hourly. I was gon
Speaker 1: take all the time I needed to hey them dous
Speaker 1: and a's and and I don't care. I was getting
Speaker 1: paid by the hours at that time. That was the
Speaker 1: most I ever got paid by the hour, So you
Speaker 1: thought I was gonna read that thing. I didn't even
Speaker 1: rehearse the usually I rehearsed to make sure I pronounce
Speaker 1: the words right. I said what you paid me an hour.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be a long week. So the fact that
Speaker 1: you visit all of those traumas on your show is
Speaker 1: has it ever been anything like? That's been very emotional
Speaker 1: for you to film everything. It's very emotional dealing with
Speaker 1: Jordani Cooper. The first season, we was gonna do an
Speaker 1: episode about my mama boyfriend touching us and my mama
Speaker 1: just turning away, like cause you know, predators come in
Speaker 1: and they groomed the family. You know, they come in,
Speaker 1: they see what type of nees you got, and what
Speaker 1: we needed. We needed a father figure, we need somebody
Speaker 1: to help those grocery rent and that predator came in
Speaker 1: and he did what he wanted to do with my
Speaker 1: sister and me. And when I got when we told
Speaker 1: our moms, she just looked the other way. So, Jordan,
Speaker 1: we wrote a whole episode in the first season and
Speaker 1: this is my first time ever being on TV. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm ready to visit that. So we
Speaker 1: visited the second season, which broke me all the way
Speaker 1: down because I was already dealing with a lot of
Speaker 1: trauma for my kids' father, who I was twelve he
Speaker 1: was twenty two, marriage shot me. So we was telling
Speaker 1: all those stories, then you want me to tell the
Speaker 1: child less station story on top of I was like,
Speaker 1: we got to back some of this up before I
Speaker 1: have to go on the counselor. So we took that out.
Speaker 1: We did it in the second season, which which which
Speaker 1: was great.
Speaker 3: Jordan said, there's a healing that happened this season. What
Speaker 3: do you mean by that? He said, there's a healing
Speaker 3: that is exact quotes. There's a healing that's going on
Speaker 3: in front of the lens.
Speaker 1: It was I dealt with my mom because my mom
Speaker 1: used to say really bad things to me. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm lighter skinned my sister's darker skin, But to me,
Speaker 1: my sister always been way more cute than I was.
Speaker 1: My sister had long, curly hell, she was just beautiful.
Speaker 1: She don't crack now.
Speaker 3: But Jesus.
Speaker 1: I cracked. She was beautiful pretty bad. So my mama
Speaker 1: used to say ugly things to me because I had
Speaker 1: acting it really bad, and she would always talk about
Speaker 1: how ugly my skin was. And I'm fifty two and
Speaker 1: I still can hear my mom and my mind saying
Speaker 1: bad things to me. So I think that's one of
Speaker 1: the reason why I worked so hard in life, is
Speaker 1: because the things that my mama said to me. So
Speaker 1: we did a whole episode where my mom come back
Speaker 1: as a ghost and she and she what she put
Speaker 1: on me, She want me to put on my kids
Speaker 1: because her mom put on her. So there in the episode,
Speaker 1: you see me break a generation a curse. And at
Speaker 1: the end, I broke down and I remember fighting and
Speaker 1: I said, Jordan, don't push me down. Don't push me down.
Speaker 1: And at the end, I just broke down crying and
Speaker 1: I just just remember saying, I hate this bitch.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: All of that came back up, all of that because
Speaker 1: you know, I never went to counseling, and I've been
Speaker 1: through some stuff. So to deal with what I've been through,
Speaker 1: you know, And I told somebody this the other day,
Speaker 1: I said, my sister dealt with what we went through
Speaker 1: doing drugs and alcohol. I dealed it by just shutting
Speaker 1: the door on it. Well, if you shut that door
Speaker 1: on it, one day, that dog gonna open my cup
Speaker 1: and all what you had behind that door is gonna
Speaker 1: eventually flow out. So when I got the Miss Past
Speaker 1: show and started telling Joy my life, he just keep
Speaker 1: bringing all of this stuff out. But it is a
Speaker 1: healing because it's stuff I never talked about. Oh, I
Speaker 1: never really dealt with. So I think I heal along
Speaker 1: with the audience.
Speaker 3: But there was other ways that you like you coped,
Speaker 3: like I know you said your sister did drugs. Did
Speaker 3: you do anything else?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I hate look at me. Chick fil A
Speaker 1: was waiting on me to say, I'm not no way,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come to your next time, fat, next time fat.
Speaker 3: No, it's not that is not true.
Speaker 1: I tried on it, gave me golf.
Speaker 4: Did you did you hear Charlamne when they was attacking
Speaker 4: him about the big back comment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she texted me. What did you text them?
Speaker 1: It was funny. People so sensitive. I mean, you're fat,
Speaker 1: I am, I'm fat. I think I'm beautiful and all
Speaker 1: the time beautiful. They attacked me all the time, and
Speaker 1: I tell him, I said, hey, you're going to clock
Speaker 1: in at somebody's job. My humble sucking my tittes so
Speaker 1: that means I don't have to go to work today.
Speaker 1: My system forever erasing what people what I'm saying. Don't
Speaker 1: talk to me because I'm not Beyonce. I'm gonna talk
Speaker 1: back because I be reading he comments. Don't be don't
Speaker 1: be playing with me, so leave me alone. They call
Speaker 1: me fast, That's all you could say. But you're going
Speaker 1: to clock in. I'm doing what I love. So who
Speaker 1: miserable you are? Me? And I'm gonna tell your boss
Speaker 1: you're still in that chicken ut.
Speaker 3: Your mouth water.
Speaker 4: I cannot Why did you feel it comfortable where you
Speaker 4: could talk about all these stories? Because some of these
Speaker 4: stories you be like, damn, you don't know if you
Speaker 4: want to laugh with you or you just want to cry.
Speaker 1: And be sad episode. You know, I do it like
Speaker 1: my comedy. I'm just an open book. I'm not ashamed
Speaker 1: of nothing. I've talked, I've been through.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I was on stage last week. I mean the other night,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, had crabs gonna rend flee?
Speaker 1: Everybody like what? And so I was talking about the
Speaker 1: whole thing about young girls shaving the vagina. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: fifty two, nobody, your mama and your Mama and me.
Speaker 1: We didn't shave off of Johina unless we had crabs
Speaker 1: gonna wrist.
Speaker 3: I was born in nineteen seventy. The first points I
Speaker 3: saw I had bush. Yes, they had bush.
Speaker 1: And they only shaved them if they had crabs. But
Speaker 1: now that everybody just walking around with a bird vagina,
Speaker 1: So I don't get it. Just a ball head COACHINGE
Speaker 1: didn't look like a bird. Mine looked like a beat
Speaker 1: if I ever seen it. Because I got a flap
Speaker 1: in the front. Yo, I put a mirror down now
Speaker 1: and it don't fog up. It looked like a little bird.
Speaker 1: I don't do that.
Speaker 3: Are you having fun? You know what?
Speaker 1: Life is great? My husband is retired. I just moved
Speaker 1: into my house at the time I finished it. Okay,
Speaker 1: it took two and a half years because I was
Speaker 1: too cheap to high contract contract contract, it's like fifteen
Speaker 1: thousand square feet. Okay, man, talk some stuff, put some
Speaker 1: stuff back in there. I'm a d I wire and
Speaker 1: I keep telling these people you need to give me
Speaker 1: a d I Y show because that's what I like
Speaker 1: to do. That's what I used to do before. When
Speaker 1: I when I immediately stopped stealing, I started doing d
Speaker 1: I y and I love it. So I built this house.
Speaker 1: My husband thought I was crazy.
Speaker 2: I know you went over budget because you was there.
Speaker 1: What no budget? What no budget?
Speaker 3: You see? You said, like, what else do you like
Speaker 3: to do? What you say?
Speaker 1: I used to do all like furniture, paint, stuff, decorate.
Speaker 1: I like it to do all of that, but mostly
Speaker 1: is like building. I like to see a house like
Speaker 1: my I did my nephew house and he bought a flip.
Speaker 1: And then once you moved in the flip, you realized
Speaker 1: all the problem. I said, well, look I had all
Speaker 1: this stuff for the house I was building, so look
Speaker 1: let me do your house. Sold. I told his house
Speaker 1: up from the rooter to the two then put it back.
Speaker 3: It's cute all that I do.
Speaker 1: I really do. I still do it. I still do.
Speaker 1: I'm doing somebody else's house right now and getting ready
Speaker 1: to do somebody else's house right now. Wow, you do toy,
Speaker 1: you do TV. You're a construction worker. How do you
Speaker 1: balance that and still be able to be a wife mom?
Speaker 1: Like all of that. I've been married thirty some years.
Speaker 1: So when you've been married thirty some years, you just
Speaker 1: really dealt with somebody that you know to watch TV
Speaker 1: with so when I come home, I mean, I'm at
Speaker 1: the point I was just telling somebody. I'm at the
Speaker 1: point where I just told my husband we can no
Speaker 1: longer sleep in the same bedroom because I'm tired of
Speaker 1: sharing toilets with him. I'm tired of sharing a bed
Speaker 1: when he snore. He's on those ZIMPI he ain't losing
Speaker 1: nothing but air. So I just want to be by myself.
Speaker 3: How do you take wastand you don't work for you?
Speaker 1: It didn't work for me because I like to eat.
Speaker 1: I don't want nobody cutting off my appohs, so you
Speaker 1: can't eat with it? Oh, it'll don'na let you eat
Speaker 1: you Yeah, but I got gog stones in Meia there,
Speaker 1: so I stopped. Damn damn my gall battle. I don't
Speaker 1: think it made my gall bladder went bad. I think
Speaker 1: the frying food over the years ship my gall bladder down.
Speaker 1: So I had my gall bladder moving. I just kept
Speaker 1: my husband. I was like, probably about forty fifty pounds
Speaker 1: on them. Wow.
Speaker 4: So what did your husband say when you said you
Speaker 4: no longer want to be in the same room?
Speaker 1: He facetiming each other square feet Damn right, right, well,
Speaker 1: he is on one side of the US, so his
Speaker 1: band having a ride to the new house yet, so
Speaker 1: we'll see how that works. Well, we definitely got separate toilets.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of sharing the toilet with them. Somethingbody, I'm
Speaker 1: just I can't, I cannot. I just want peace, that's
Speaker 1: all I want. You're gonna, y'all gonna eventually get there.
Speaker 1: You're gonna eventually get there. And that works for both
Speaker 1: of y'all. You and I don't know if it worked
Speaker 1: for him, because I think you think I'm b.
Speaker 3: You just need breaks from each other every now and then.
Speaker 1: I go on the road every week. My husbands will retired.
Speaker 1: He just take care of the house, so I think
Speaker 1: he I think we get enough breaks. I've been gone
Speaker 1: since last week, so he won't see me until Monday
Speaker 1: next week. We talk every day I get up here.
Speaker 1: You don't have a routine that I've always had because
Speaker 1: it's the same drug dealing mentality that I got. I
Speaker 1: always wake up early in the morning. I want to
Speaker 1: sell drugs anymore. But the first person I call is
Speaker 1: my husband because I know my dad's gonna get busy
Speaker 1: and sometime I'm on the other side of the world.
Speaker 1: And I just wake him up every morning at six
Speaker 1: o'clock it's time, and we'll talk for an hour or two.
Speaker 1: And then I know, I talked to my husband.
Speaker 3: You was waking up to do radio. But what happened?
Speaker 1: They quiet me, quiet you fire me before I could quit.
Speaker 1: I knew that was coming from this. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I told I told him, I said, I'm leaving August,
Speaker 1: and before August could get there, I was blown away.
Speaker 1: I have never thought I was gonna get fired from
Speaker 1: that joke. I had no idea, no with me, and
Speaker 1: Shamil didn't have no idea, no idea at all. I
Speaker 1: just knew they was gonna renew her contract. And I
Speaker 1: was gonna go on by my business cause I was
Speaker 1: never there and I could never be there. But that's
Speaker 1: what happened when you work with a hater, and I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna go and say it. I don't even care
Speaker 1: because that came about what my head. You know who
Speaker 1: the hater is, Tiga. Tigger was the biggest damn hater.
Speaker 1: I mean, jesz, I mean, you had a good show
Speaker 1: and you messed it up because of your ego. And
Speaker 1: I think it's because I was coming there and saying
Speaker 1: I know it because I didn't care. I said, look,
Speaker 1: I don't need a jump. I work here. This my
Speaker 1: huband chick. I ain't never spent the check up here.
Speaker 1: I'm working for my husband, a chick. I ain't never
Speaker 1: seen it. I ain't never spend a V one of
Speaker 1: three chick. This this is my husband chick. And it
Speaker 1: is you know when you work with somebody who is
Speaker 1: just jealousy to me, it was jealousy. Really, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go and put it out there and if you
Speaker 1: call me, we could fight in the street. It was.
Speaker 1: It was. It was jealousy. I bought a g wagon.
Speaker 1: Your truck call more than both of my cars. I said, well,
Speaker 1: buy you another car so we could be equal. Damn
Speaker 1: like yeah, you know, then you get another. Thing was
Speaker 1: is that we was all equal, so you couldn't talk
Speaker 1: down to nobody. And you won't gonna talk down to me,
Speaker 1: no way, because I would have whooped you. Like hey.
Speaker 1: Back in the day when I went back on Section A,
Speaker 1: I used to always want to get fined so my
Speaker 1: rent can go back down the free crap. But I was.
Speaker 1: I was really when they walked me in now and
Speaker 1: they said, we're not renewing your contract because I said
Speaker 1: I was leaving in August. I was so shocked. I said,
Speaker 1: y'all gonna find me. Do you know the people get
Speaker 1: up to listen to me. Don't nobody listen to this
Speaker 1: crap hit podcast TV shop And you're gonna fight a
Speaker 1: person who had the most going on with you. Lee
Speaker 1: and Shamil, Are you gonna leave the DJ you want
Speaker 1: to DJ? Just to Spien Rockers.
Speaker 3: At least reach out to you and say thank you.
Speaker 1: For I blocked that niggle. He sure did, happy. I said,
Speaker 1: don't you I'm not Smille. You don't play with me.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, Shamil was nice. I think she
Speaker 1: still talked to him or whatever. She's nice because I
Speaker 1: still talk to her all the time. But I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not. You know, you get one time to play
Speaker 1: with me. I'm fifty two years old. I don't have
Speaker 1: time to play these games with you. You're low down,
Speaker 1: you're dirty, And anybody who go over there and work
Speaker 1: for him and the show ain't doing the show was
Speaker 1: doing wow when I got there with that number fifteen.
Speaker 1: When I left, we were two and three. You gonna
Speaker 1: fire us nigga. You should have got fied a long
Speaker 1: time ago. But keep your little show because I ain't
Speaker 1: never needed it anyway. My team was like, why are
Speaker 1: you going over there and work for that old dead ass?
Speaker 1: Station said, I want to hurt for V one of three.
Speaker 1: I'm from Alanda. I want to work for V one
Speaker 1: o three. Don't made me wake up and take unnecessary balls.
Speaker 1: You know I did to get up and take a back.
Speaker 4: Back.
Speaker 3: I know it wasn't gonna work.
Speaker 4: Why when you came and did the we care came five,
Speaker 4: this pack came in, did a week here.
Speaker 2: That's competition, and she.
Speaker 3: Was only supposed to come here for one day in competition.
Speaker 1: Competition. You was in my city, you because I listened
Speaker 1: to I listened to y'all every morning. Now and what
Speaker 1: you got me fired?
Speaker 3: Y'all out there?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. When I got back on half broke loose,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was only you did the what
Speaker 1: is that report y'all do? Did the rumor report? I said,
Speaker 1: what the hell is the rumor report? Report? They pulled
Speaker 1: on the tape. I said, that's the rumor report.
Speaker 3: I thought I was just up there talking.
Speaker 1: I said, that just told me to set in on this.
Speaker 1: You know that they gotta understand you.
Speaker 3: A star radio was promoting her show at the time.
Speaker 1: I was promoting my show. Show just came back. I
Speaker 1: was promoting my show, and I'm always in that, and
Speaker 1: you know he would say, well the show, I said,
Speaker 1: this show says your name. It does not say my name.
Speaker 1: So I worried about keeping the mispassed show on. That's
Speaker 1: why I make my money. I don't make no money here.
Speaker 1: I mean I made money that, but it was for
Speaker 1: my husband. That was I did that because I like
Speaker 1: doing it. And then you're gonna tell me not to
Speaker 1: go on one of the biggest shows to promote my show,
Speaker 1: to promote my I said, I told him this. I said,
Speaker 1: it really didn't hurt you because people would have liked
Speaker 1: me and probably would have came over there and listeners
Speaker 1: in the morning. You're stupid food.
Speaker 3: It's not like you. We wasn't shoting them out. It's
Speaker 3: not like we say, hey, don't shot out your radio show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was it was a jealous You went
Speaker 1: the competition. I ain't. I don't compete. I'm fat. I
Speaker 1: came over here to tell people watching me it's past shot.
Speaker 3: I don't compete.
Speaker 1: I eat. Oh my god boy, you and the rappers
Speaker 1: want to whoop yours. I'm gonna have to compete. It's
Speaker 1: gonna have to get just I wish you weren't pregnant
Speaker 1: so we could job.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't want to do your own shows.
Speaker 1: I would want to do my own want to get
Speaker 1: I'm a morning I'm a morning person. I'm I'm sleep
Speaker 1: by six thirty. Fight if I'm just at home. But
Speaker 1: I do. I did. I learned a lot over there,
Speaker 1: and I really like doing radio. But you know, it
Speaker 1: is what it is. They let me go. They acquired me.
Speaker 1: But it was day loss. It was it was day lost.
Speaker 1: I got a fourth season, I got season two of
Speaker 1: The Misspass Settles It. I got other things going on.
Speaker 1: Shamil became a housewife. I said, well she got that
Speaker 1: house wise, I said, oh, I know, you niggas sit now.
Speaker 1: You got rid of everybody who could have brought somebody
Speaker 1: to that dead ass station.
Speaker 3: Would have been on her fourth season and Sheil would
Speaker 3: have been the housewife right now in the morning.
Speaker 1: And I'm the second season of The Miss Pass Settles It.
Speaker 1: I just finished taping it.
Speaker 2: What was the craziest thing you see on that show,
Speaker 2: this miss past Settle.
Speaker 1: These people crazy and I don't know if y'all know,
Speaker 1: but something these cases be real. Say are you a
Speaker 1: real judge? No, I'm a convicted feling. I'm acting, but
Speaker 1: those are real case and a lot of people asking me,
Speaker 1: you coming, It's like, I think she a real judge.
Speaker 1: I think she is really Just nah, I'm a convicted felling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. That's what I said when they asked me.
Speaker 1: When when I pitched this idea to BT and they
Speaker 1: said you do it, I'm like, but I'm gonna convicted fella.
Speaker 1: There was It's TV. I said, well why not the
Speaker 1: crazy case I seen on the second season when I
Speaker 1: these two women got in the face. Her name was
Speaker 1: Shay Shae and they was in the FEDS. And I said,
Speaker 1: what was you in jail for? She said don't? I said, dope.
Speaker 1: This one was scaring the hell out of me. But
Speaker 1: this lady came in on nine and nine. She was bout.
Speaker 1: She was ready to whoop her friend behind and everything.
Speaker 1: It was crazy fight the what dope? No she had
Speaker 1: she had did some work for the friend didn't want
Speaker 1: to pay her and Shae Sha stand by four feet tall,
Speaker 1: by eighty pounds. But she wanted them people who will
Speaker 1: fight and Baba and the friend with mid matter and
Speaker 1: quiet you know, don't want no don't want no smoke.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. I said, y'all put her in the commercial.
Speaker 3: Dope and was helping with the crack Baby's cartoon.
Speaker 1: Crack Baby cartoon.
Speaker 3: I thought you had a cracked baby car.
Speaker 1: I'm still working on it. You know how some places
Speaker 1: are just slow. I got other things I'm working on,
Speaker 1: like j Yeah, I just saw the another show, so
Speaker 1: keep your finger crossed. Hopefully get get on up there.
Speaker 1: But I just sold another show.
Speaker 3: So we're working what you're talking about on the hot
Speaker 3: and flashy to like what's the content about?
Speaker 1: Uh, just being a grown ass woman, being being married, life,
Speaker 1: the things that I go through. You know, you know
Speaker 1: one thing I learned about being in a different tax
Speaker 1: breaket and then nobody tell me that you have to
Speaker 1: give the government half the money that she made that
Speaker 1: and the government ain't never wrote no joke for me. Ain't.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. You know what's crazy? I called
Speaker 1: it our answer and I'm telling them all my family
Speaker 1: members to see if I can get a cut discount.
Speaker 2: You're gonna start snitching on them?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, wouldn't you. I mean, you know how many
Speaker 1: of my cousin that five taxes for kids? That ain't
Speaker 1: they kids?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 1: Won't that help us?
Speaker 3: You just want to come.
Speaker 2: Should have taken to take forty people.
Speaker 1: I know what that body is? Do you do that?
Speaker 3: PPP lows?
Speaker 1: I didn't do no PPP low and thank god I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. First of all, nothing is free in
Speaker 1: this world. I already know that because I used to steal.
Speaker 1: So if somebody giving you something free is to put
Speaker 1: you on a hook. And everybody I seen get them
Speaker 1: PPP long. Now they're out of the trillions a dollar.
Speaker 1: Now they going to the one hundred thousand and a
Speaker 1: million dollar people. I'm not I told, I told everybody,
Speaker 1: don't take those loans. I'm okay. I went home and
Speaker 1: paint my whole basement during the pandemic.
Speaker 3: You so really?
Speaker 1: I sure did? Did floors and then ended up the
Speaker 1: show got picked up. In our second season, we moved
Speaker 1: back to Atlanta. I won't take no money. I don't
Speaker 1: take no free money. Ain't nothing free in this world?
Speaker 3: What made you get into dy so much like when
Speaker 3: did you first start?
Speaker 1: Just my husband used to do. My husband used to
Speaker 1: work at Simmons Mattress. Then he went and started building houses,
Speaker 1: and so we I bought my house that I was.
Speaker 1: I was on Section eight for like ten years, and
Speaker 1: I lied like everybody else do. And I got a
Speaker 1: husband and I ain't tell the truth, and I think
Speaker 1: my sisters will reporting me. So they took my Section
Speaker 1: eight go to hell, Go to hell, and they cut
Speaker 1: my food stamps off, so my rent went from zero.
Speaker 1: The lady said, well, I just paid the MORNK was
Speaker 1: six hundred. So she was getting older and she said, look,
Speaker 1: you really need to buy this house for me. And
Speaker 1: I was like, ain't buying this regular house? I said,
Speaker 1: I think the house got some good bones. So I
Speaker 1: bought the house. We bought the house, and I still
Speaker 1: own the house over there on Hawthorne Drive in Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: And I just told that house. I tore it up
Speaker 1: and I said, I want a bigger bedroom, so I
Speaker 1: hired an architect. That's when the house and market failed
Speaker 1: the first time, like in the early two thousand and
Speaker 1: I just the house market failed, and I hired an
Speaker 1: architect because all of them was laid off. And he
Speaker 1: charged me like two thousand dollars to draw the back
Speaker 1: of my house. And I just got my husband boss,
Speaker 1: he was doing house at the time, and he did
Speaker 1: it and we did the rest.
Speaker 3: Rent the house out now in Hawthorn.
Speaker 1: I do rent the house out for too cheap. She
Speaker 1: I didn't even I lived in Indiana for fifteen years
Speaker 1: and I was the rent was eight hundred dollars and
Speaker 1: my friends said, do you know what rent costs in Atlanta?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, fifteen years I rented my house.
Speaker 4: Square feet that they're stilled out.
Speaker 1: I went up a little bit, but I look at
Speaker 1: it like this, I'm not trying to make a big profit.
Speaker 1: They take really good care of my house. So I
Speaker 1: really have them in the taking really good care of
Speaker 1: my house than to be trying to rob them blind.
Speaker 1: So they've been there now for about fourteen years. I did.
Speaker 1: I raised it a little bit. Okay, I raised it
Speaker 1: a little bit, but you know, I don't need the money.
Speaker 1: I just need the mortgage paid. And what they've done
Speaker 1: over the years, they're paid the mortgage. I mean, they're
Speaker 1: really great tenants. I think I'm a great landlord, I
Speaker 1: go over there and do what I was supposed to
Speaker 1: do every year without them asking. I kind of wish
Speaker 1: they would move so I can remol it, but I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna complain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it true that you never wanted to be
Speaker 3: famous because because your mom used to always tell you
Speaker 3: that you wasn't gonna be shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fame with something and I don't consider
Speaker 1: myself famous now. I consider myself with a lot of
Speaker 1: job because you know, it's just it's the way my
Speaker 1: mama beat me down. She always said I wasn't good enough.
Speaker 1: She always said I wasn't shit. So in my head,
Speaker 1: I never saw myself like other people. And my husband
Speaker 1: told me, he said, that's why you don't want to
Speaker 1: do a lot of things. Because I was scared to
Speaker 1: get out there. I wanted to make the money, but
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be up front. And then when
Speaker 1: I got this TV show, it really put me out
Speaker 1: there and I don't even know. I was shy, like
Speaker 1: if you want to take a picture with me, I'll
Speaker 1: do it, but then I'd be like why. I used
Speaker 1: to ask myself why, and people would come up to
Speaker 1: me and be like, almost, pay you so great? You're
Speaker 1: telling my story, and I'm like, no, I'm telling my story.
Speaker 1: So it fame is something I had to get used to.
Speaker 1: Like I don't go to the black walmarts because they
Speaker 1: won't leave me the fuck alone. So I try to
Speaker 1: go way out in the white neighborhood. Cause white people
Speaker 1: they treat faint difference. What's something, miss pat Black people
Speaker 1: shaking on your pulling on your look, get your hands
Speaker 1: on fue. I ain't nobody you think I ain't shakeable.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna take too many little bit I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take one of my boobs out and drop them on
Speaker 1: your head and break your damn neck. You's wrong with?
Speaker 4: Man to me all morning? That's I'm glad when you
Speaker 4: come up here, listen you and just got my back.
Speaker 4: I love how BT? How was it at b T?
Speaker 1: I love BT? I do? I really do. I'm being honest.
Speaker 1: You know what I When I first went in my
Speaker 1: my hustle versus what they were used to doing was different.
Speaker 1: But since it's my show, I just say, hey, y'all,
Speaker 1: if we can work together, this is what I would
Speaker 1: like to be done. And so we I've been over
Speaker 1: there four years now, so we work together and they
Speaker 1: know what miss pat won't you know one of the
Speaker 1: things that tripped me out the first season. Whatever they
Speaker 1: did for one show, they did for every show. And
Speaker 1: I said, let me talk to you. I can't stand
Speaker 1: alone if all of us don't do the same promo.
Speaker 1: So I was start. I started coming up with ideals.
Speaker 1: I started talking to the promo team or me and
Speaker 1: Jordan started coming up ways to make all shows stand out.
Speaker 1: And let me just say that this is our best
Speaker 1: season ever. I don't know why, why it took for
Speaker 1: a season to really get in, for black people and
Speaker 1: other people to really get on it, but this season has.
Speaker 1: This is our most watched season ever.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Correct, we kicked nothing.
Speaker 4: But as get out a lot though yourself, though, like
Speaker 4: you have done what you had to do. Like most
Speaker 4: of the time where I see you or I running
Speaker 4: to you, or if I see you on the red
Speaker 4: carpet or even if you hit me in a DM,
Speaker 4: this is.
Speaker 2: Not because BT said it.
Speaker 1: You do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the biggest thing. And you've been doing
Speaker 2: it from the beginning.
Speaker 1: And that's what I tell people who come over there.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, you know that everybody got only so
Speaker 1: much promotional money to apply and BT is not CBS.
Speaker 1: So I just use my street knowledge and I say,
Speaker 1: you know what, give me this you don't want to
Speaker 1: give it. I'm gonna spend my own money. I spent
Speaker 1: a lot of my own money. I a PR person.
Speaker 1: I mean, I I hire everything I needed, and people
Speaker 1: are like, oh, they BET give her some much promotion.
Speaker 1: They do give me promotion. But when you see me
Speaker 1: doing certain things, a lot of it is time. It's
Speaker 1: just it's me out of my pocket. I don't I
Speaker 1: didn't wait to BT. Get me on late. Now, hire
Speaker 1: me a PR person late. And I didn't even want me.
Speaker 1: But this lady Pam who I hih? She just kept
Speaker 1: y'all gotta take her. Y'all gotta take a y'all gotta
Speaker 1: take her. And I ended up in the right place,
Speaker 1: and I ended up getting same thing with you guy.
Speaker 1: First time I asked he to come over here, the
Speaker 1: note back was she ain't famous enough? Who is she?
Speaker 1: Who said that? Shut your ass up? You said that?
Speaker 1: And then I run into him at a Lite Daniel
Speaker 1: party and lead Dan, you're introduce something. Yeah, he been
Speaker 1: to a party life. Why is everybody denying Diddy parties.
Speaker 1: Did it through nice parties? That don't mean you got
Speaker 1: taken in the room, That don't mean somebody touch you.
Speaker 1: That just mean it was at any party. I mean
Speaker 1: everybody act like if you go to a didnit party,
Speaker 1: you had to do something to did need to be
Speaker 1: at the party?
Speaker 3: I never I don't know, but you probably did go.
Speaker 3: But don't deny I never been to the didny party.
Speaker 1: You never got invited to. You look like you went
Speaker 1: way over that grease.
Speaker 3: They know I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 1: And I tell you, I think you would lettenbody your
Speaker 1: ass and not tell you the windy William that is.
Speaker 3: Not funny episode.
Speaker 1: What did you have to do to keep that windy wi?
Speaker 1: I've heard a few things to pick the hairth and plastic.
Speaker 1: Tennis said, you want to keep digging that? What you
Speaker 1: want to do? Keep that? Because that was That's what
Speaker 1: pop Charlemagne in the world. So you know, I mean
Speaker 1: one a diddy, Audien, But tell us what you did.
Speaker 1: You had to take one for the team. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you why this is gonna hit us medicaid, I'm telling
Speaker 1: the truth. Man, All of a sudden, just let you go.
Speaker 1: She let you go, and every say no more plans
Speaker 1: continued to pick you the reason why she got demension?
Speaker 3: Man cut it down to forget.
Speaker 1: She get that to what is it? Man?
Speaker 3: That is funny? Is ship? We don't start claiming? What
Speaker 3: if did he start claiming?
Speaker 1: He battled? You know he battled because is joining you
Speaker 1: on this?
Speaker 3: That is wild.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say that to him before and
Speaker 1: I've seen it. But I ain't not gonna walk there.
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep on calling me fat? How much you eat?
Speaker 1: You know, can't nobody shake you? You don't think I
Speaker 1: see all the little deals he had like I was
Speaker 1: he had like when he first met me. I was
Speaker 1: one ten. All of a sudden, I blew up from
Speaker 1: stir Rod and some ship. I'm mad fat, but I've
Speaker 1: been fast as I had that first baby.
Speaker 3: But nobody ever said Miss pat wasn't famous to come
Speaker 3: up here. Nobody said, yes, you.
Speaker 1: Did you know? Because I asked. I asked and the
Speaker 1: answer was no. I saw you at that lead down
Speaker 1: your thing and lead dwn you interduce, You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on the show, and I'm like, and I my
Speaker 1: my my thing was because y'all didn't know me. Y'all
Speaker 1: wasn't really for me, and I said, I'm a walk
Speaker 1: red rabbit. You read Rabbit after we sent it to you,
Speaker 1: after you let me go, so I had. All I
Speaker 1: had was a book. I really didn't have no show
Speaker 1: or anything. And I said, you ain't gonna never fucking
Speaker 1: forget me because I was mad because I tried several
Speaker 1: times to get on here. I'm glad I'm over here now.
Speaker 3: But the publishers are lie and say that to the
Speaker 3: publisher if they do reach out.
Speaker 1: I ain't have no publishers at the time I could afford. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know who they was talking to the manager.
Speaker 2: I don't know who.
Speaker 3: Back then, nobody said that.
Speaker 1: If they did, you said it because you didn't even
Speaker 1: know me.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they did.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Miss Pat came. Miss Pat came so early. She was
Speaker 4: introducing her story for the first time to us, and
Speaker 4: we would like in the maid, I had read Rabbit already.
Speaker 3: The first time you came here, I had read Rabbit.
Speaker 4: You came with your you came with your daughter at
Speaker 4: the time. That was the first time she told the story.
Speaker 4: And then it just started going from there.
Speaker 2: For Miss Pat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because y'all said no, because I think it wasn't Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I thought you didn't like me because you were
Speaker 1: going to catch a flight and you kept turning around you.
Speaker 1: I'mnna miss my damn flight. Yeah, it was just me
Speaker 1: and you.
Speaker 3: You No, he laughed.
Speaker 1: The first time, and the second time I came back,
Speaker 1: he was there.
Speaker 3: I'm glad I read the book.
Speaker 1: He ain't read that.
Speaker 3: I did read the book. That's so much in that
Speaker 3: book I remember to this day because I was sitting
Speaker 3: there reading, like, damn, this woman hasn't been through it?
Speaker 2: Have you been through a lot?
Speaker 3: Nipple shot off?
Speaker 1: Yes, I did, hand so dope.
Speaker 4: I think a year later I sent you the BT Awards,
Speaker 4: the Coffee Awards, and and this is how crazy it was.
Speaker 4: B e T didn't even know who Miss Pat was
Speaker 4: to show so early and I called me.
Speaker 2: I called you over. Remember how you can do the story?
Speaker 1: Because just show Fox had picked it up. It was
Speaker 1: Fox Show, and then it was Hulu. Hulu shot the
Speaker 1: pilot and then BT and got it out the vault
Speaker 1: because they threw it in the vault. When I said,
Speaker 1: when I called my son or nigga, that white man said,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be to do that. I said, it's
Speaker 1: just like all your kids a school shoot the white people.
Speaker 1: They threw it in the vault and then BT came
Speaker 1: and got it and we've been popping ever since.
Speaker 4: We love you, Miss Pave, Miss Pat. We support you
Speaker 4: for anything that you do.
Speaker 2: We support you.
Speaker 3: May appreciate you.
Speaker 1: You know what he do. He will text bank. He
Speaker 1: used to then text back, not true. You you famous
Speaker 1: as fuck?
Speaker 4: Miss Pat called check up on me birthdays, holidays.
Speaker 2: Just make sure I'm all right.
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you having to having father day envy.
Speaker 1: I forgot to take you yesterday having all day.
Speaker 3: No thank you YouTube.
Speaker 1: Little different than the top of that from Wendy. He
Speaker 1: can never leave you alone? Yo, would I thank you?
Speaker 3: That's gonna be that headline would be so funny. Ms
Speaker 3: Patty cuses Wendy wimsm.
Speaker 1: What want to take that?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Don't put that out voluntarily?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: He wanted it? That was his first radio job, wasn't
Speaker 1: Yes it.
Speaker 3: Was, but I did. I worked in South Carolina.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that don't count and I'm not listening. Please. The
Speaker 1: rest in the New York was more famous than you.
Speaker 1: What you have to do big Foot was y'all. I
Speaker 1: ain't never had to do none of that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, have you ever seen the picture of him?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I have nugd with of Wendy.
Speaker 4: Williams sitting in the throw, pictures of me sitting on
Speaker 4: her lap.
Speaker 2: No, you've never seen that picture?
Speaker 3: What pictures of me? NUGGI?
Speaker 1: That's why you're in that throne. Nine.
Speaker 3: I'm about to get out of it. I'm back hurt.
Speaker 1: What you had to do? How much? How much you
Speaker 1: make over that? Because I know you made I worked
Speaker 1: for free for a year and a half. That what
Speaker 1: you thought you show? The picture showed the picture you
Speaker 1: were standing Whinney laugh.
Speaker 2: Look look, come on, now.
Speaker 1: You're gonna tell me this ain't but partners.
Speaker 3: That woman is mispass I know of you.
Speaker 1: I don't memory right, y'all gonna get me.
Speaker 3: On b E T again.
Speaker 1: Miss We love you, Thank you. Make sure y'all go
Speaker 1: to misspac Comedy dot com for all the tickets. I'm
Speaker 1: in your town this weekend, South Carolina, Uh, Green Greensboro, Green,
Speaker 1: North Carolina, Carolina. Okay, I just left Greenville, so I'm
Speaker 1: going to North Carolina, Green Greensboro. Make sure y'all get
Speaker 1: your tickets this weekend on the One Show left.
Speaker 3: We gotta go see Miss pat Man when you're gonna
Speaker 3: be close to this area.
Speaker 1: I'm going on tour Martin. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: coming to New York, but I'm doing I'm doing like
Speaker 1: ten dates I think they're doing.
Speaker 2: I think they're doing the Barkley I thought I saw.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm on that show. Ain't you
Speaker 1: on a tour with Martin? Yeah? So I don't know
Speaker 1: where I'm going. Okay, Miss miss pack CoA comedian, Miss
Speaker 1: pat dot com, make sure y'all keep streaming season four
Speaker 1: the Misspast Show so I can get season five.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: That's for my pool.
Speaker 4: Breakfast Club is Miss Patley and Gentlemen. It's up early
Speaker 4: in the morning, The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm